Dead Island 2 Is Disappointing

[@Welvader]

You know what truly is dissapointing? The fact that after nearly half a decade Pyro has yet to make a Petscop 2

[@TheDumbHans]

False promises with no result, except for more false promises

[@belinskiparadox7687]

Pain and suffering

[@StrikeWarlock]

I'll be real, as much as it's beneficial for Pyro engagement-wise, I'm genuinely done with petscop 2 or hurr durr pyro inflation All these are getting stale and it actually gets in the way of having actual discussions, and it's all just idiots repeating it trying to get as much likes as possible.

[@kraio-sfu]

Or the fact that he calls this game Dead Rising 2 and Dying Light multiple times

[@hitaka2962]

@@StrikeWarlockI agree these guys genuinely sound like robots repeating the same thing

[@Exe404error]

Its literally impossible for this dude to enjoy any game unless it’s first person shooter that looks like it was made in the early 2000s and that’s all in le head

[@justinbogdanski9045]

It wouldn't get that many views if he wrote something good as a title

[@xcali9x808]

hes not wrong

[@xcali9x808]

@@justinbogdanski9045 hes not wrong

[@bcddpitsme]

Unlucky

[@Ring_student_yin_sang]

​@@justinbogdanski9045 doesn't work on me though

[@DaddyZach]

you know what is truly disappointing? pyro not uploading dead island 1 and riptide documentaries before dead island 2 came out like he said he would

[@ammagon4519]

He's probably gonna upload afterwards

[@sparrowanon]

Documentaries? You mean video essays?

[@999.69]

This video was brought to you by dying light 2

[@DaddyZach]

@@sparrowanon is that not the same thing pig

[@burningxspirits5088]

@@ammagon4519 a year after and still no

[@hunkymailman2358]

I swear there isnt a single game on the planet that can make Pyrocynical enjoy it without it being from his childhood.

[@prettysadcat4958]

I think his problem is that he just marathons the game Ofc you get mad and tired after like what? 5 hours of nonstop playing? Same thing with Atomic Heart

[@rainplays203]

​@@SimplyS7 who plays dead island for the story

[@rainplays203]

@@SimplyS7 oh

[@zzodysseuszz]

He enjoys plenty of games. This game is just awful and boring

[@rterrell12]

God this has no story, I would rather have a “left 4 dead” type feel with updated gore graphics if the story is going to be this stupid and cynical. How tf do you make a zombie game boring????

[@tucosalamanca5818]

pyro the type of guy to pick the character with the slowest attacks and complain about the attacks being slow

[@Pow3rsprunk]

It depends on the weapon but they are kinda built to be using big slow weapons

[@FaZeloffOfGlizzywood]

💀

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

Yeah I was just thinking how most of us would realistically struggle to swing those heavy melee weapons. Combat isn't perfect, but it's also not boring imo

[@SaltyRocksPew]

In his defense, there wasn't anything to say agility made your attacks slower.

[@Kellexyz]

Never thought agility would tied itself with attack speed 🤷‍♂️

[@nimchy_]

So proud of Pyro for not using ‘Huge Dead Island 2 Drama’ in the title!

[@minial0015]

Christ, you people have made this joke the last like 10 videos, you guys are less funny than R/memes

[@barrygaming2457]

Ffs, he’s gonna change it now. Literally the Barbara Streisand effect 😂

[@SunburnOmori]

@@minial0015 fr

[@nimchy_]

@@minial0015 i can affirm that I am unfunny 👍

[@nBUMBA]

These chat memes just keep evolving

[@mee3meonhell]

pyro trying to not be dissapointed by modern games

[@jobaruyt4920]

(impossible)

[@harrydubois6619]

Pyro trying to like a game that isn’t a pretentious hallway sim

[@zoinksscoob6523]

The gameplay is factually shit

[@garbagewebsite3101]

Pyro trying to like a single video game that was developed by more than two people in their mom's basement in 20 minutes.

[@ohamatchhams]

To be fair so many of these modern AAA games made in Western countries are either disappointing (as in half baked), mediocre, bad, very bad to downright horrible It's gone so bad that it even rubs off to some Japanese game devs sometimes, especially with investors and executives messing things up further, I guess AAA video game industry really tries to kill passion as much as they could, although in terms of Dead Island 2, it's more of a disappointment after an okay (but quite fun and somewhat impressionable) game, a mediocre spin off, and 8 year long wait for disappointment I think after Left 4 Dead 2 and Portal 2 finished, so many game devs starts to gradually forgot on how to procure almost mathematical details on how to make a game feels good and fun to play, developing good video games requires harmonious combinations between: craftsmanship, teamwork, passion, investment and management I think they could pushes more open area stuffs, increases leveling to be much more feasible and adds more details almost in physics-degree manner to make combat more satisfying and less repetitive, this also includes adding abilities that manipulates the enemy zombies' A.I to respond in players favours like turning zombies into temporal allies or make them cannibalising each other, Dead Rising 3 & 4 shouldn't being example on how to even make good zombie games They could've gone back to Left 4 Dead 1/2 roots without falling into the dreadful pits of Back 4 Blood too but oh well

[@belinskiparadox7687]

It took pyro almost a whole minute to realize that certain Zombies have elemental immunity

[@MonkutPaik]

but why they don't receive any damage from the weapon itself tho??

[@ChlorineRaven]

​@@MonkutPaik So the game forces you to actually have different weapons? Jesus.

[@BeddoMakuramaru]

@@ChlorineRaven Adding a mechanic in the game for the sake of adding one, while it doesn't make sense is not a good thing. A zombie taking no damage from a baseball bat with a wire, because it's immune to electricity is just straight up idiotic.

[@mariobosnjak99]

@ryze5586 right? Like jeez. So frustrating when people are unrightfully frustrated when a physical item such as the blade of an axe does 0 physical damage to an enemy in this brand new 60$ game when the same logic works in most other games, even the ones from 20 years ago. Ugh, like, this is just normal shit we should all just accept, just deal with it

[@CountCalcium]

@@ChlorineRaven still a shit mechanic.

[@wickermind6668]

Pyro: Refuses to do Side quests in an RPG Also Pyro: Surprised he's underlevelled

[@rodafowa1279]

When you create a game with uninteresting.....everything, basically, what do you expect?

[@prodtgnd]

@@rodafowa1279 he got a bad flavor in his mouth realizing he basically chose a block build that doesn’t favor agility whatsoever and that first half of the game feels very slow without having like at least 3 points in agility, also pyro is just based and likes only le head fps games

[@rodafowa1279]

@@prodtgnd I think he got a "bad flavor in his mouth" because the game is just bad. The card system is so ridiculously stupid and out of place, it's like it was thrown in there just to do it. It's already bad enough games make you unlock basic abilities like blocking/sprinting/ADS'ing/etc. However, forcing you to use a card slot when you have small amount of slots to work with is nothing short of a joke.

[@prodtgnd]

@@rodafowa1279 THAT part about the basic abilities being unlocked I can see also now, I’m 4 missions away from completing the game and I know I don’t even have half of the purple cards yet, or I think the 4th row unlocked.

[@rodafowa1279]

@@prodtgnd Yea, I mean, you can clearly see this game was in development hell for a long time. There's some legitimately decent new additions (gore system, physics from things like gas/water cans), half-assed things thrown in for seemingly no reason (cards, zombies completely immune to weapons just because the weapons are imbued with a certain elemental types, ads constantly spawning during boss fights), completely disappointing things (no open-world, no vehicles, the same re-used boss fight over and over), and, to top it all off, a cookie-cutter story with playable characters (most of the NPC's as well) who act like they're playing a zombie apocalypse game instead of actually living it. IMO, the first Dead Island is a much better game than this "sequel," despite the first game being fairly disappointing in the first place. Just so you know where I'm coming from with that, I followed the development of the first game for 4+ years before release. It was supposed to be a completely different game (almost). Different art style, the gore system from DI2 was basically finished and ready to be used for the original, but they scrapped it. The tone of the story and the game overall was supposed to be very serious. You were going to play as a guy looking for his wife when they were on vacation on a resort island just as the zombie outbreak hit. There weren't supposed to be any joke weapons like an electric/flammable sword, etc. Basically, Techland just followed what Gearbox did with Borderlands to a T. They've had decent success with the Dead Island franchise, but it's pretty much doomed to be a B-level, "comedy" take on the zombie apocalypse in perpetuity. Total shame, because it could've been so much more.

[@VictoriousVittrio]

The shocked expression on Pyro's face when he realised that Ryan has 1 agility

[@heavyflak]

The fact they lied to him,since agility only affects walking speed

[@arediel5034]

Pyro not complaining about new games challenge: Impossible

[@StarchieHalo]

New games are actually good challenge

[@nenemuy]

Only niche provocative indie games with distinctive art styles deserve any praise.

[@elitereptilian200]

new triple A games just tend to be shit these days 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ectothermic]

@@nenemuy Liked RE4, Dead Space, Atomic Heart and said this game looked good but the combat wasn't great. Imagine having a critical eye for video games instead of consuming content. I'm certain the only reason people are complaining is because they liked the game and THIS time he's wrong wrong wrong. Any opinion that isn't the same as theirs is invalid and should be shunned. Hey at least he didn't take the $30k praise bribe like half the other youtubers and journos.

[@nenemuy]

@@ectothermic He liked two remakes of older games and a FPS looter-shooter which was mediocre at best. This man’s opinions don’t make sense.

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

Everyone else: Dead Island 2 is surprisingly fun Pyro:

[@b.w.s3165]

wouldn't say "everyone", but if you're referring to other youtubers as "everyone" then... yeah

[@Dualbattle2062]

@@b.w.s3165 I lot of them also got sponsored to say that it was good

[@b.w.s3165]

@@Dualbattle2062 pyro mentioned this too, which i find kinda funny tbh. the fact that they pulled out when he basically told them that IF the game if shit, he'll make a follow-up vid shitting on it, tells me they had no confidence whatsoever that people might say its good out of their own volition instead of parroting someone else's opinion.

[@nigaer4360]

​@Flare get a life game's only out for 2 days and you're sweating your mom is telling ne your daddy to talk to her 😐😐🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@b.w.s3165]

@@nigaer4360 well someone's mad and "sweating" here and it aint me lmao

[@PlayerOne.StartGame]

I mean I knew going into this the game wasn’t going to be mind blowing but after playing for a few hours it is some of that good old fun!

[@extreminator69]

But the combat still shit soo 💀

[@Friggity_Frank]

@Anna.user723 dumb bot

[@Fire_fest]

Yeah, it's funny some times and it's really good in some aspects. I just hate the combat.

[@HEADASSLOOKINGAHHH]

Pyro is allergic to _fun_ in games

[@extreminator69]

@@HEADASSLOOKINGAHHH nah bruh the game is kinda boring tbh and most of the positive reviews of the game are paid sponsors soo....

[@rvascend166]

I love when pyro plays a game, then shits on it because it isn’t some obscure Doom mod about mental health

[@elwiwi4638]

i do feel like he just dislikes games no matter what

[@tabs3291]

@@elwiwi4638 he doesn't like it because there aren't any inflation mods yet

[@elwiwi4638]

@@tabs3291 The game has like 3 enemy types that are obese he better like it

[@maya_void3923]

No, the most games are genuinely shit nowdays becase we allowed the greedy corporations to fuck us all bareback @@elwiwi4638

[@R.Kamphorst]

The combat in dead island 2 feels the same as trying to fight in your dreams

[@pitbullnamedcupcake8485]

That is an amazing way of describing it!

[@averyterribleperson5292]

I think its more like swatting flies, like skyrim, a "claymore" has the same reach as the bat in Dead Island 2

[@RainOn2SunnyDay]

wet noodle arms

[@vejaskunigelis1263]

No way, Pyro went out and made his own game and even made a honest review on it!

[@takentactus8779]

This is the most npc comment I’ve ever seen

[@lisa-v8z]

​@@takentactus8779 ok

[@M.Andre67]

@@lisa-v8z it will only lose to the inflation joke.

[@mr.hotdog3719]

@@takentactus8779 lol true

[@takentactus8779]

@@lisa-v8z I was just talking about the original guys comment not yours

[@TGQPKMN]

We Happy Few combat is slow though I feel like it fits with the game, since some of the characters probably had little to no combat experience before the events of the story.

[@smuleforsyth]

We happy few is one of my favourite games of all time. Honestly I enjoy the combat but I think I’m a minority. The game is seriously flawed but I just love the atmosphere and characters so much

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

​@@smuleforsyth the atmosphere in We Happy Few is incredible and is oddly cosy to me in a way, perhaps because it reminds me of Bioshock. I live in fear of a bad live action adaption of the Bioshock trilogy but I think We Happy Few could be adapted for a show pretty well with the right budget (ie getting TLOU treatment). Apologies if this comment appears as basically a repeat, idk if my first reply posted.

[@cynical_chai8922]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat I would love to see a live action of we happy few, me personally I liked the concept and story more than the actual gameplay

[@tomwhite7022]

@@smuleforsyth it’s not that flawed

[@smuleforsyth]

@@tomwhite7022 it’s a very buggy game with poor optimisation and was generally received poorly. Still a goat game to me but I acknowledge the issues

[@HeisenbergFam]

DI2 is still not as disappointing as Pyro not releasing Petscop 2 after making a promise

[@gunkcancerr]

flop

[@GypsyTyler]

Pyro is the type of person to replay the same 2000's games over and over, because no modern games please him, and he's achievement hunting.

[@ran_436]

I honestly appreciate Pyro's genuity, he might be an irreversible degenerate but the fact that he refuses sponsors that forbids him from shitting on the game is enough to tell you how much effort he puts on making his criticisms as informed as possible. He's my go to y**tuber if i wanna see a review on something.

[@axion2142]

But according to some commenters here he just doesn’t like “modern games”. Can’t even criticize a game without getting the mob on your ass

[@HavingCrumpets]

"he might be an irreversible degenerate" no, he *is* and I'm tired of pretending its a bad thing

[@joe_d3225]

Not to play devils advocate but the whole point of paying someone to sponsor your game is so they can make it sell if they wanted criticism then they would go to game critics and look at the reviews

[@Skornish]

​@@joe_d3225 Game critics have been paid off many times in the past.

[@stratejic1020]

No he just wants views and negative video get more views

[@ShadowsReal]

im glad pyro did not use the words huge, drama, or any noun in the title, really shows how he is doing mentally

[@priestshrek3738]

Island is a noun unfortunately

[@ShadowsReal]

@@priestshrek3738 he does not understand

[@freshmilkman]

Pyro try not to complain about enemies being tough while being severely under levelled challenge (impossible)

[@gaiusperson8704]

Bro probably hates borderlands 2 for the blood wing fight being a level spike if you didn't do sidequests

[@testhekid]

why are the enemies so spongy? is it supposed to be like that?

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Yes, they get pretty tanky in DI 1 too.

[@babbit09]

@@testhekid Played through the whole game and it seems like enemies higher level than you have some kind of innate damage resistance, so if they have the red icon or skull it's better to either avoid them or go do a handful of side quests. I only did about 1-2 side quests per area, and only rarely had a level issue

[@Psychoangel-d23]

@@gaiusperson8704 To be fair in borderlands 2 the enemies atleast didnt get resistance bonuses when they were higher level than you. So even if enemies had a skull icon you still could burst them down relativly quickly with the right gear (it´s when slag becomes mandatory where borderlands 2 becomes absolute bullshit)

[@oreosmith69420]

I can believe how pyrocynical was cynical

[@psychosis1767]

The remaining cynical Brit

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

​@@psychosis1767RIP 🙏

[@zombiekilla464]

If you haven’t noticed yet, Carla will voiced by the same person that voices Sombra in OW, and Raze in Val. Ryan, if you’ve played Control and met Arish then you’d recognize his voice. What I’m trying to say is that Dead Island 2 excels in many places but falls short in others. In a way it feels like there wasn’t good communication between the different teams and the directors lost the creative direction they originally had for the game. My hope is that they continue to update the game for years to come similar to Dying Light. Who knows maybe they’ll update the story, or the combat, maybe add more areas to the maps, or potentially they’ll make the executive decision to change everything! Only time will tell what changes they decide to make to the game.

[@PapaRoboto]

I don't wanna see the Devs crowbar the game into something else. They made it, and they released it. I want to see DI3, not DI2 ver.42069. The game is short, and it's almost a proof of concept, maybe a bit like Ground Zeroes. I want to see the Franchise grow, not stagnate.

[@IchiEyes]

Michael: *stingy about medical equipment, clearly expressing the "I'm hiding my bite" zombie trope* Pyro: "I can't tell if Michael is just a bit zesty or he secretly has an agenda, I can't even tell." Inference skills of a fish

[@the_cappybara]

Man. I didn’t know pyros father was disappointed in him. So sad!

[@ilikebunnies7633]

Bro, this game is absolute shit

[@TheUnitedStatesOfAmerica41776]

Man really took this video personally 😂

[@Xozo.11]

@@TheUnitedStatesOfAmerica41776 😐

[@smollillith4799]

The multiplayer is gonna carry this game. Absolutely the type of game to play with the homies.

[@commisaryarreck3974]

with a 75% discount

[@TK-556]

Except the locations are tiny as hell and will get boring as shit in no time. Feels like there's barely any zombies on the maps as well...

[@skepg3729]

too bad that would get boring in about 30 minutes

[@kashout_shecrave8511]

Not when u on PS4 can't host games u have to join people on PS5

[@j_wave9936]

Pyro enjoying a modern game challenge: impossible

[@commisaryarreck3974]

Developer tries to make a good modern game (sequel): literally impossible

[@hybhrhrnhtnhrh76]

@@commisaryarreck3974 issues that the games good but people hate looking past obvious flaws

[@WitheredDayZz]

Tbh most of the big games that have came out recently have been mid

[@ryanwood6754]

modern games being good challenge: impossible

[@ryanwood6754]

@@hybhrhrnhtnhrh76 obvious flaws make the game bad lol. especially when you pay $70 for it

[@ardad6843]

Pyro: These enemies are so tacky! Also Pyro: I couldn't bother to do any side quests

[@nilzz0n]

The timing on the dono at 48:16 is just insane

[@tripod1532]

Huh, I just finished the game and thought the combat felt really nice. Didn’t disappoint me that’s for sure.

[@rooster1610]

The dude calls literally every new game that comes out disappointing, most of the time there isn't even a well formed opinion behind it it's just "le game le bad le funny" and his audience claps like seals

[@cuppedcup]

@@rooster1610 lol

[@vivious_]

people are so used to games that come out now being shit that they cant enjoy or have fun i guess

[@happymoomoocow]

@@rooster1610 Damn people are real mad about this one huh, just making shit up to be upset about as if he didn’t like any games that came out this year

[@Kevin-fj3ff]

@@happymoomoocow He didnt like any games that came out lol dont llie

[@kashout_shecrave8511]

I picked Jacob for my first full playthrough the guns are fine and I think the weapon attack speed depends on the weapon your using it can also be upgraded too but a issue with the game on solo is the fact that after all your quests are done there's nothing to do except try online which way funner then solo tbh

[@nottoocheezy]

Pyro made me laugh when he said dying light 2 had good combat

[@nottoocheezy]

ITS ASS ITS FUCKING SHIT THEY RUINED IT

[@zhrhtj3763]

Ikr, played it a ton and I always felt the weapons all felt the same, and not powerful at all

[@user-hx7oj4uf6z]

Both games are shit

[@mountainmachi]

Dying Light 1 has better combat imo

[@emulatorisland7417]

Cap, just check out the new footage of katana combat Dying Light 2 > Dead Island 2

[@smallbutdeadly931]

Note that the day before Dead Island 2 launched, Dying light 2 had a revamp of their combat system released and now it is so much more satisfying to split zombies apart with a machete

[@MatthewClementMusic]

Nothing will be as disappointing as the fact that we haven't gotten a main channel video yet

[@Smob64]

PyroVods: Unedited long Form Slop Pyro Live: Slop Pyrocynical: Edited long Form Slop

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

slop is my favourite

[@Jahsizzl9]

Disappointing is pretty harsh considering this game was in limbo for like the first 6 years of its development. Looks like something I’ll enjoy with some friends when I can.

[@mato2677]

If your friends wana spend $100 on what feels like early access 🤣

[@Jahsizzl9]

@@mato2677 I’d most definitely wait for a sale. See if their gonna support the game or just drop it.

[@mato2677]

@@Jahsizzl9 yeah its not worth full price it feels very unfinished.

[@dogewifhat9643]

​@@Jahsizzl9 I played this game start to finish with no expectations and it's the most fun I've had in years honestly feels like a fun game and that's what the devs try for not like dl2 where they try to make a serious rpg

[@jarrettowens6073]

Almost 10 years in development hell, enemies that are a pain in the ass to deal with, map that is complete shite, and certain zombies with elemental immunity, and that weapon not doing any damage? Disappointing being harsh my ass!

[@zombies637]

Fun zombie game is a fun zombie game and that’s what I got definitely wouldn’t call it disappointing especially after switching devs multiple times and being in development hell (also the combat feeling weightless is just plain wrong)

[@Axe77777]

I love pyro but he is so stupid in this video

[@zoinksscoob6523]

When a game got a 70 bucks price tag I don't give a fuck whether its been development hell or switched devs multiple time. Just give me a game worth 70 bucks. Gamers nowadays are so braindead and desensitized from all the new dogshit AAA games.

[@selfishvideos3375]

I feel like all these guys complaining about weightlessness maxed out on mods that increase stats, but reduce force and they just never actually thought those stats on the weapon actually matter

[@ectothermic]

I don't rate games on what almost happened and what could've been if things hadn't been different. The game came out and the melee is pretty bad. Everything else, (maybe not the story) is okay and expected. 8 years of dev time and all I see is cope.

[@sgt_rinx-_-3589]

@@ectothermicbro hasn’t played the game💀

[@SarahTheScottishBunny]

I don't blame pyro for getting the games mixed up due to how many games are called dead in it that have zombies.

[@jamesraposa942]

The fact there was actually a Timesplitters arcade cabinet in the arcade absolutely infuriates me because I thought the writer just didn't know the name of Time Crisis at the point of writing ryans dialogue AND IT WAS ACTUALLY MADE INTO A ARCADE GAME.... WHY

[@thebiggestlosereu5484]

Well for a sec i thought that it might be a reference to Homefront since there is an arcade machine where you can play whole timesplitters

[@FourDozenEggs]

​@@thebiggestlosereu5484 Yeah, because it's the same devs who made this game.

[@SDRlegacy]

The combat system of dead island 2 is like playing the pyro in tf2.

[@grimreaper6060]

I'm not planning to play Dead Island 2 (I didn't even play the first Dead Island), but in my opinion, the game should've been much better in all means for a game that stayed in development for TEN years. I bet most of the people who were hyped for Dead Island 2 expect more from the game. But it doesn't make difference to me. I won't play the game anyway.

[@mdogmatt5793]

It’s quite the contrary when it comes into games that go through development hell. If it was one studio for 10 years, yeah that’s an understandable stance. But the game got tossed around to 3 different studios, where each time the majority of the previous iteration of the game was scrapped. Development hell =/= development time is the main point lol

[@grimreaper6060]

@@mdogmatt5793 I wasn't aware of the game changing the studio 3 times. In that case, I guess the final product could've been worse considering everything... But still, if Techland were having such a rough time with Dead Island 2, perhaps they should've canceled the game. I don't know about the fans, but if I was a fan of a determined game franchise, I'd rather have no sequel than a poorly made one.

[@mdogmatt5793]

@@grimreaper6060 I actually don’t know if techland was ever in development of it. I’m pretty sure it started with the studio who made SpecOps the Line, since techland spun off into dying light. Since Deep Silver wanted the game to be developed, it was gonna be made regardless of if developers wanted it or not. And developers will make it since they want a job lol. Sadly the gaming world is a lot more business oriented than it was (or at least appeared to be) in the 360 and ps3 days

[@grimreaper6060]

@@mdogmatt5793 That's what happens when people let their greed speak louder... Usually, they prefer to make the game one way or another and release it regardless its condition, so then they can have as much money as possible with it. While *most* of the fans get disappointed with the final product. This is why I never get hyped for any game. It's not worth the deception (When it comes), especially these days.

[@UnLoCkeeD]

I have a lot of respect for you for not taking that 30k deal

[@vaudeville-villain]

who cares

[@ectothermic]

@@vaudeville-villain People who value real opinions might.

[@TheCapitalWanderer]

​@@vaudeville-villain i do

[@DooterIsUnavailable]

"The enemies in atomic heart are too tanky". My brother in christ, you literally picked the difficulty called "APOCALYPSE".

[@lukeludwig1055]

Honestly, poor game design to just artificially raise enemy health. Youre a mouth breather bro

[@DooterIsUnavailable]

@@lukeludwig1055 im honestly suprised that people still read comments that are a year old.

[@lukeludwig1055]

@@DooterIsUnavailable Well, its interesting that you think that I watched this a year ago and came back just for the comments. My brother in christ, I just watched this a day ago lol like me, you may struggle with theory of mind

[@CandyMaddy]

I dont know why but I love how the gore looks in this, like seeing the zombies lower jaw just ripping off.. its so cool and amazing

[@bananbananowy3552]

Very brave of Pyro by choosing everyman character.

[@LocoRoco2009]

You leave my boy Ryan alone, that man can one-tap every single zombie’s stability

[@puffball7450]

Why does pyro hate every game unless it’s an 8-bit indie horror that was released 40 years prior so nobody knows ab it either

[@skepg3729]

because those games had creativity and weren't just the same shit over again

[@joeswanson9790]

Pyro picked the best character in the game, lmao

[@Punkhawkyrtl]

Dani tho

[@joshknight2463]

I don't get why everyone holds up the original, like it was fun with friends but a broken mess with repetitive gameplay

[@chickenwingsproductions212]

"mouse 1 the video game" says the pyro main 😃

[@opinionsonmayonnaise1036]

Good job on not putting “Huge Dead Island Drama” in the title

[@Ve1999]

5:58 british man discovers dental care for the first time

[@TooTsaka]

I legit had to double take when you mentioned Dead Rising 2, then realised you goofed. Dead Rising 2 was a chef's kiss of a game.

[@theonlyplain]

fr fr on god on god and tbh i prefer chuck greene to frank west

[@fakexanax3218]

Pyro the type of guy to do zero side content in an RPG and be surprised he's underleveled

[@dolphin5177]

Why is it called side content if skipping it makes you underleveled.

[@fakexanax3218]

@@dolphin5177 Because it is not a mandatory part of the main story. This is basic game design

[@dolphin5177]

@fakexanax3218 if it makes you underleveled it's practically mandatory

[@rainbowunicorn2945]

if theres no zipline, this game is objectively worse than dying light2

[@Saturn-jm7in]

I remember completing dead island when i was 8 on my xbox 360, now I'm almost done with my first year of highschool for shocked that this game even came out after it being dropped countless times

[@Pinkooru]

You know what's great? People are clowning on dead island 2, not realizing dead island 1 was an absolutely horrid game through and through.

[@honeybadger6275]

I didn't make it an hour into the first one.

[@FatKratos69]

At least it doesn't compare to the level of disappointment on how Pyro's father feels for him

[@EpicGCM2]

Pyro live viewers preparing to write "Im so proud of pyro for not making the title "Huge (insert name of topic) Drama" under every video they watch:

[@balazslovazs5209]

Pyro is so brave for not naming this video "Huge Zombie Drama"

[@Spherehead123]

I'm more offended the that the game referred to the character I'm playing as "them". It feels like its a lazy way of just not making a new voice line.

[@ID-unavailable]

The NPCs using plural on you feels weird

[@jeanismael1753]

It's because the game addresses it as if all the survivors are there

[@eimryuec9893]

@@jeanismael1753 really?? i thought all the characters had different storylines

[@smuleforsyth]

The fact that we happy few, one of my favourite games, is mentioned in this vid makes me happy. It’s so flawed but I love the story and vibe so much

[@HOLLYWOODJSC]

It’s not a disappointment I played the whole game start to finish and I loved the combat I don’t understand why people can’t just enjoy it

[@FaZeloffOfGlizzywood]

Because being Too critical and misunderstanding games is too common.

[@alexwithadashofsalt]

Because it’s shit

[@axion2142]

It’s almost like people have different opinions or something. “Don’t ask questions just consume product and be excited for next product.”

[@miiathelamia5616]

Don't ask questions

[@Bubbagaming90000]

60$ For an objectively worse dl1 is funny

[@alexanderglex4600]

22:03 the fact that Ryan then gets sprayed by a guy named Michael is perfect comedic timing

[@mostwanted2kay]

Dead Island 2 was the first zombie game i played after so many years, amost a decade to be exact. I love it so far, it's really refreshing to have such a game in a genre that's been milked so much. Pyro seems to enjoy games that are in le head only.

[@unclexbox85]

how is not playing zombie games makes Dead island 2 better? are you trying to say that only zombie games have melee focused combat? Fuck is your comment supposed to mean?

[@ABIGD0G]

just get dying light 2, its just a much better version of this

[@Smob64]

​@@ABIGD0G in what world

[@ilovebirds3157]

@@ABIGD0G dying light 1 I'd say

[@Eugene_Black]

​@@ABIGD0G delusional

[@mewhen9152]

genius idea: add a tutorial before the plane crash that lests you try each character and see who you prefer instead of blindly choosing one based on stats

[@Pow3rsprunk]

I don't think I know any games that do that but the stats are enough. You can tell each category with the stats tank: Ryan, carla dps: dani, jacob assassin: Amy, Bruno It's not that hard to tell what their playstyle is.

[@Bubbagaming90000]

​@@Pow3rsprunk what is the difference besides assassin and dps?

[@CrystalDemonSword]

​@@Bubbagaming90000 constant outgoing damage vs single high damage precision attacks

[@kabbablabba4073]

ah yes because normal people irl definitely narrate everything that happens to them with MCU tier one-liners that totally doesnt get annoying at all or negatively affect immersion

[@elwiwi4638]

i think its meant to be an inner monologue, like the characters thinking to themselves, considering nobody responds to any of the weird one liners, and they act far different while talking to others

[@maagenta4389]

the markiplier announcement was the most exciting part of the video

[@EhurtAfy]

The combat felt odd at first in Dead Island 2, but after about 5 hours it clicked for me. Combat really feels great imo, especially going fury mode

[@snayotic3420]

Normally I am pretty skeptical of newer games cause yeah there really are a buncha new ones that just aint there but dead island 2 while not obviously dead island one was good. Not THE BEST THING EVER but it was def a good time. The combat is a lil miffed lil bit on the floaty I feel though because they try to really incentivize you in doing the heavy attacks which lead into some spicy animations. The finishers etc. However the devs have said they are planning on really keeping this game going kinda like how techland is doing with dying light 2. Which just got a MAJOR update so Iimagine a few things here and there and this game will just get better. Its a quality of quantity sort of deal that I enjoy. Plus unless it has only three pixels Pyro just isn't gonna like it

[@pitchblack1012]

seems like a super short singleplayer

[@schmeep5633]

The walk of fame names at 1:07:15 were actually voice actors for the game.

[@tdsjolly]

It was pretty good actually, I think it's unique, yet small for the years worked on. (Definitely rushed out the gate plot-wise, but was SMOOTH at launch)

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

Yeah it's kinda insane that DI2, the quintessentially modern developer he'll game, came out in a much better state than the majority of AAA games anymore lol.

[@tdsjolly]

@@archbishopofthecrusades9579 Yeah, I was pissed at how The Callisto Protocol was on PC Launch. Graphics were hell

[@dolphin5177]

How is this game unique its purposely corny and cliche

[@tdsjolly]

I agree it wasn't that unique. All I know is that I liked it, I would've liked it better if the plot was more thought out. @@dolphin5177

[@jarrettowens6073]

Unique, my ass.

[@cheezeburger7716]

I will agree with Pyro about the game's combat not looking as great. But, at the very least, the gore tech and graphics do look amazing. But also, to make a game actually good too, it needs to at least have combat that feels like it has some weight, and so on, as Pyro has mentioned. You can have some story stuff going on and whatnot and it doesn't necessarily need to be the best or anything. With a game like this, people expect some really fun combat since they will be looking more at wanting to do zombie killing than the story and whatnot. Maybe they had too much time being spent on making the gore look as good as it is, or working on other areas of the game, idk. But maybe they can update the game to at least make the combat feel a little better, idk. I will say that I haven't necessarily played the game myself, but I have watched some friends play. And the most interesting thing out of everything was pretty much the gore. So yeah. Other than that, I have played the new update put out for Dying Light 2, known as the "Gut Feeling" update. They basically improved the combat feel, physics, and changed the way the gore works on zombies and other enemies. Now, zombies actually have noticeable marks based on where you generally hit them. It isn't anything like Dead Island 2's, but it still makes the feel of the combat in the game a lot nicer than it used to. There is a bug with one of the combat moves you do, specifically when you go to throw an enemy with a charged throw. The normal throw of throwing them left right or behind you will make them stumble and result in being stunned briefly. The charged throw, should make them actually get tossed, going into ragdoll mode in whatever direction you throw them in. But with the new update, they just fall down in front of you mid-throw. I'm sure it will get fixed at some point if it hasn't been already. But yeah. I guess what I was trying to get at by mentioning Dying Light 2 is that originally, at the launch of Dying Light 2, the combat didn't necessarily feel the best, but with time, Techland was able to improve it, making it feel a lot more satisfying to fight zombies. With Dead Island 2, it may be the same case here as well, maybe. We'll just have to wait and see I guess.

[@neptune552]

convinced pyro only likes random obscure games that take place in the mind

[@zoinksscoob6523]

Recently dead space remake, re4. Yeah no.

[@maki0797]

​@@zoinksscoob6523 both remakes of great games he liked already(probably) sooo

[@Ganderlow]

I'm really disappointed there aren't any drivable vehicles or boats in this game. Dead Island 1 and Riptide had vehicles.

[@Pow3rsprunk]

What were you gonna do with a boat? This isn't an island anymore, for some reason

[@shionsonozaki5730]

@@Pow3rsprunk Why's it called dead island then wtf.

[@miiathelamia5616]

​@@shionsonozaki5730 bro 😂

[@GoldSpangledBananaBoy]

@@shionsonozaki5730 TECHNICALLY, and hear me out here, North America is just a REAAAAAALLLLY big island.

[@jarrettowens6073]

@@GoldSpangledBananaBoy Actually, North America isn't small enough to be an island, in my opinion.

[@maineman5757]

Dead Island 2 is infinitely better than Dead Island 1.

[@roninsharkey5140]

Uh yes.. but gore and blood realistic

[@markhumble7896]

I told a lot of people this game will be a mess I couldn't even play this for two hours I think the main reason that the game was disappointing was because they were changing studios every single time I had high hopes for this game

[@rustedyoda7339]

the people who did the graphics didn't talk to the people who coded the gameplay and the people who coded the gameplay didn't talk to the people who wrote the story

[@TiakOSRS]

Does 0 side missions in a level based game: "Oh my god, why are the enemies so tanky"

[@alexanderthegreat7721]

The youtuber apology board joke was funny but the forgot to add the quintessential sad sigh at the beginning

[@confusedzebra3161]

Dead island has never been a good franchise. I’m surprised the sequel was as good as it was. It’s real problem is how overpriced it is for what your getting.

[@axion2142]

That’s what I don’t get about the people in the comments dogpiling Pyro for saying the game is disappointing. If this is a 40-50$ game sure maybe it’s a bit more acceptable, but 70$ for what is shown? Nah man

[@confusedzebra3161]

Thank you everyone for 5 likes my girlfriend might actually come back now when I show her this

[@commisaryarreck3974]

Nah, 1 was pretty okay tbh Could actually you know cut off and criple limbs, weapons had SOME impact Shits gotten awful

[@borgar3822]

me staring at my screen pressing mouse 1 at the zombie with my foam sword

[@salt7456]

49:24 the way the zombie was flung so still was amazing.

[@bigdaddyjoe4664]

That's actually disappointing. I'm not even playing the game and I feel like my hands are feathers now with how floaty those attacks look. The parry spam also makes me shake my head hard.

[@Pow3rsprunk]

It doesn't really work it's like 20% chance of working

[@MrGrayfox91]

The moment when he said he was 16 in 2014 my heart sank, I was 23 ugh kill me.

[@alastor8091]

Old man.

[@fuethegreat]

Old man.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

so you're 32 or soon to be 33 now? in your Jesus year (or almost)! 🎉

[@toxpov3612]

only pyro viewer above 7 years old

[@JimmehRulez]

Oldie

[@jeanmouloude]

I think the problem is giving the zombies levels, instead of using the engine and body damage (exept bosses i guess) Also notice how they all call your character ”them” ? Yea its called ”we’re too lazy to rewrite our dialogues so we’re just gonna making one script for all characters :)"

[@quantras2673]

Hell isn't that what the Dead Space remake did with its peeling system? Instead of just a health bar you just had to tear through the layers of bone and muscle until you cut the limb off.

[@commisaryarreck3974]

@@quantras2673 Yup, Dead Space remake was incredible Use different weapon to strip and tear trough enemies, encouraging variety Still wondering is Plasma cutter only is viable

[@jackofastora8962]

To be fair, two of the main issues peero complained about; the exact same bosses and character actions, 1. Is straight up not true and 2. Is supposedly his fault for choosing a low agility character. Bro gaslit himself into thinking the game was worse than it was

[@loglog7]

People being surprised a game is bad when they only ever advertised the gore system 50 times.

[@randomplaceinruralamerica9618]

Pyro when no metaphor or mental illness Also Pyro is actually taking a shit if he think Dying Light 2 has weightier combat than Dead Island 2

[@kagemaser1406]

Dying light 2 defiantly has weighty combat my dude not as much as 1 but it definitely try has more weight to it than dead island 2

[@harrydubois6619]

@@kagemaser1406 Dying Light 2 combat feels like you’re beating a balloon with a rubber bat

[@Longshanks1690]

Assassin’s Creed: Unity came out nearly 10 years ago and still there are people who think making multiplayer focused games then allowing them to be played single player is a good idea.

[@Pow3rsprunk]

What was bad about that in this game? I didn't have any problems. All multiplayer does is make it even more fun because you are with your friends

[@toxpov3612]

unity doesnt fit that description in the slightest

[@ghastlyghandi4301]

Dead island game seems like a game in the same vein of mafia 3: where it’s better to watch all the cutscenes on KZbin then to actually play and experience the whole thing for yourself

[@THEJAKESGAMES]

I don’t understand why people are hating on the game so much I fucking LOVE IT and I’m STILL not done. Yeah it has its hiccups but honestly the good in the game outweighs the bad. Y’all really expected WAYYY TO MUCH. It’s a dead island game, After waiting 10-12 years+ I’m happy with what we got, it’s not perfect but it’s REALLY awesome. Especially having 2 friends to go along with. Yeah it’s not 4 but be happy the game even got made period. This game went from being dead, to rising out of the grave and it’s here, it’s a REAL THING. Dead island 2 is actually here today. Your either here for it or not. With the way it ended I HOPE & PRAY we get a dlc. Especially after the first game, it only makes sense. Give it a chance if you love zombies!

[@TomJSR]

that fury mode is literally those volatile sequences from dying light 2 lmao

[@eimryuec9893]

yeah might be just me but this game feels a lot like dying light 2

[@firezilla1]

The combat in this game looks like how it feels to punch in a dream.

[@bowiemtl]

Honestly the floaty slashes remind me of cyberpunk's katana build except you're not hitting anything. What is even more sad is that we saw a photo realistic indie game but there the combat actually seemed to be completely okay but a, supposedly, larger game can't do it

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

Cyberpunk almost certainly had more finding than DI2, this is the most hilarious statement I've ever seen.

[@toxinuwu]

i feel like pyro forget that dead island weapons have levels so using same weapon it will fall off and do less seeing pyro moan about hp is funny asf bc i dont think he noticed weapon level get better the highedr

[@starpixi9725]

finally i can watch another long video of pyro talking about something i've never heard of, love this type of content :D

[@kurtismurton1331]

It was so nice of that clown Zombie to knock you out then not try est you till you could defend yourself