When a Youtuber Crashes Out

[@epicvibe69420]

bro really stood up from his chair and said its not slop anymore

[@drymicrofibretowel]

and made another slop

[@warbossgegguz679]

Based

[@encinoman903]

Happy slopday

[@dynomite463]

He will go.bankrupt next week

[@KickDoeClique]

theres also all the edits n lowk his energy is better im not sayin its not slop but this is some quality slop

[@IKeepGettingFlagged]

oldhead talking about olderhead

[@fryingpanem]

Retirement home drama

[@_..-.._..-.._]

You aren’t in prison. Stop using the silly vernacular.

[@blooocki]

I watched the chat roulette stuff

[@quarterofdisorder]

Step aside

[@koyinproductions9053]

@@_..-.._..-.._unc

[@SUB-IN-SUPER]

'Onision'? *Blows cigarette* "Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while, stranger..."

[@Skelephone69]

The mysterious stranger:

[@anaalina5964]

Blows *SMOKE* not a damn cigarette lol 🤣

[@repws7076]

@@anaalina5964nah, he gave that cigarette a quickie

[@Femciolente]

ONISION ? IN CURRENT DAY ? It really is 2016 again huh

[@FritZ0]

Main channel reference

[@khazareek]

You know, all things considered I dont mind

[@RadMan224]

2016? His im a banana video came out 15 years ago

[@Femciolente]

@RadMan224 i know that, what I'm saying is that discussion around this mf was a big thing back then. That is all. Also, wanted to make the connection to the main channel vid.

[@protogen_apollo]

Onion man videos in 2024? I could have sworn it was 2020 again

[@fentmaxxer983]

original title: when a youtuber crashes out

[@sqqbbii]

thanks vro 💜

[@murgeous]

@@sqqbbiialready changed

[@soroushkowsarian3364]

​@@murgeous still the same for me

[@murgeous]

@@soroushkowsarian3364ik im spreading misinformation

[@joeydogg1431]

Nah still the same

[@citrusblock]

onision in 2024 jeez i thought he died also i like how pyro acts in his more recent vids with his silly behavior. love u mate give us a kiss

[@FumiTheSillyGirl]

I got excited i thought he did

[@GalantHoese563]

Sigh...if only, right?

[@timhadaway-m7z]

If only lol

[@macaroni-kun7553]

One day..

[@gappy6964]

I wish...

[@KA-lj3wr]

The Last time I heard onision's name was when Pyro used to dress up as a woman

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

He stoped doing it?

[@SleezWay]

Pin this comment right now @pyrolive

[@Cold_Loser]

@PyrocynicalVEVO

[@AC-ov5ny]

@@returnedtomonkey8886yeah get finn back on his case and start that up again

[@Smirnaffskiy]

So, yesterday or something?

[@Natsuki_Kat]

This dude is a literal monster

[@PLASMA4-rb1ek]

Bruh it just came how did u see the whole thing

[@mirrorhymn]

pyrocynical?

[@mirrorhymn]

​@PLASMA4-rb1ekhe's an oldhead so he knows about onion

[@Natsuki_Kat]

@PLASMA4-rb1ek I don’t need to watch it, I already know everything about Onision, he’s a literal MONSTER. The fact that he isn’t in jail is beyond me.

[@FloydSchooledCanelo]

bro I know he's British but he's not THAT bad.

[@Derp-O]

“Welcome back to Sloplive. Todays Slopic, Pryo returns to his daily slop once more, but only this time, he’s a tad bit shorter then usual. That’s all I have to say, thanks for slopping by”

[@louisbrice1466]

dolan dark has such unwatchable content

[@IIronyy]

@louisbrice1466 He makes it like that on purpose he actually has talent but he chooses not to use it (I havent watched his videos in 5 years)

[@louisbrice1466]

@@IIronyy his "slopic" videos are unwatchable because their so boooring

[@yes3858]

This is weird, i just qatched a video from the channel, the art of slop, right before this one😂

[@sixtygate]

imagine if pyrocynical had a low taper fade

[@mirrorhymn]

imagine if puro got a good haircut

[@Natsuki_Kat]

@@sixtygate the low taper fade meme is still MASSIVE

[@xpxollo]

istg pyro videos are good but his fans so weird😭😭 this comment and the replies kinda says it all

[@souljaboy.6668]

@@xpxollo these mfs got 2014 comedy but then use skibidi slop it hurts

[@ripsmug]

he might become a beverage of sorts

[@bebussound7991]

Onision is so comically evil, that its impossible to take him seriously

[@JazminJazHunt]

I wouldn't call a sexual predator "comically evil" 👀

[@Notjo6200]

How long has Pyro been marinating in that sweater

[@blazedonakayak5294]

Since the last Christmas drop

[@NeonBeeCat]

hes cultivating furry musk

[@benjaminforman8901]

Honestly, the sweater looked old when it was brand new, like he dug it out of a trash bag in the attic hiding under a box of 1992 tax papers. kinda want one now

[@PlatoREAL]

Onision in 2024? Really scraping the barrel now

[@TechnomancerTheWise]

This channel doesn’t have any content

[@o.w.n.1327]

Time Mr Freeman, is it really that time again?

[@z_zenith]

yo Big Plato big fan of your work keep it up king 👑

[@JrdsT]

11:04 as someone who goes to the gym a lot and has body dysmorphia it’s really sad to see that an individual has to shame others for their body to make themselves feel better. It’s pathetic

[@likeapro4242]

Yeah, what was describes feels like bullying by definition. Someone feels terrible about something about themselves and then, to make themselves feel better, they take it out on other people who have less power in their dynamic

[@JrdsT]

@ yeah and it’s weird how ppl still sent in pics of themselves. Like the first time he did it yeah it’s unforeseen but cause he did it again and again and again it’s honestly surprising that ppl still decided that it was a good idea to send them

[@likeapro4242]

@ I think it was one of those things where you don’t think it’s that bad because you’re an outsider and “wow, I want to get my idol’s attention. I want him to say I’m beautiful” and then it becomes crushingly demoralizing once it crosses his screen

[@Frivty39]

The internet is not something you just drop some slop on. It’s a series of tubes

[@avpuchek]

Extra props to your editor(s) on this one! A lot of nice touches

[@kole877]

>"wii sports" >looks inside >it's wii fit

[@Butter_Warrior99]

The banana finally decomposed.

[@rugburns0923]

You need to become famous, shine my star

[@alexanderbaldwin1298]

Someone needs to sit Pyro down and explain to him that you DON'T need to play devil's advocate when discussing awful people. You can just say one side. That's fine. Nobody's coming for you.

[@timhadaway-m7z]

Yeah… at this point he’s the last person that deserves anyone playing devils advocate for him

[@fleefie]

He does that a lot on TBH about genuinely one-sided social topics too. Pyro is cool and all but I wish that he'd stop being such a no opinion dilluted centrist to play it safe.

[@user-Jay-C]

@fleefie no opinion is right, just subjective, so why have one, somethings are morally wrong and shouldnt be done, yet some of those things are still legal, i.e adultry, nothigns ever wrong or right its just what majority people decide will be true,

[@hateme5010]

@@user-Jay-C I mean that's the defining divide between ethics and morality I suppose. One's foundational and empirical and the other's shaped by the society of it's time.

[@kneau]

Playing the devil's advocate means knowingly commending a bad person for something not bad. "Discussing awful people" is precisely when one DOES benefit from saying this.

[@l_ilia]

25:04 "still lives at home" pyro i have to inform you... your whole audience lives at home

[@Capszuleh]

When u try to say ur parents home but u just say home so now u gotta be homeless so ur cool again smh 2020s trends are wild

[@gasmime]

Gave us a singular day of good thumbnails and 2 days of refreshing content only to come back with the same shenanigans

[@jancikjosef3916]

Im hoping its because they were testing if it pays off and didn't plan any other videos yet.

[@Mekelaina]

Rent is due

[@tunnelsnakesrule7541]

Honestly this is still better than what he used to make a few weeks ago.

[@randiepeps]

God pyro viewers suck. Wdym one day? He stopped for 2 weeks

[@cesaralejandro7725]

So leafyishere gets banned but onion boy who is well known for being a creep is allowed to upload

[@ynwl-e4b]

Both are bad?

[@iane7474]

Both deserved to be banned

[@craigmeister1241]

Leafyishere was pretty much a racist piece of shit who enjoyed bullying autistic people. Onision is significantly worse but let's not pretend that Leafy was a saint. Both deserve a ban.

[@acat4215]

Didn't Onion get banned a lot? That's why he stopped uploading on KZbin and he went to tiktok instead?

[@squid8420]

@@iane7474what did leafy do? the only thing i remember about him is his annoying voice and his chin

[@SunsetSecondary]

When pyro cyncial metros booming

[@jimboskran4892]

Onion Boy changed his name to James because of his book character was called James, which he is a high-schooler who has sex with an abuse victim. And no it's not an Autobiography, somehow

[@91n3tr33]

Fun Fact: Shane & Greg kissed at Vidcon

[@Critiqu3]

Is it fun? It's like watching 2 creepy uncles kiss

[@cesaralejandro7725]

I feel sorry for Shiloh, I hope she’s doing great now

[@moonbeam3431]

She makes music or she did a few years ago and tbh some of it slaps

[@Tippytoast]

ONISION HATE FINALLY MADE IT TO MY FAVORITE SLOP CHANNEL. THE WORLD IS HEALING

[@4tado]

4:40 it's crazy you say this because that was Onision's come-up, being a Shane Dawson doppleganger. That was the only reason he got popular in the first place. Around the time The Station was a thing

[@Notjo6200]

When a title is cooked

[@TheLindenbeat]

I will not forgive you for reminding me of him

[@SquareCubedOfficial]

6:52 he references wii sports then immediately talks about a different game. Wii sports didnt use the balance board and the second clip in from wii fit, im convinced pyro messes up on these things on purpose as rage bait

[@aidensprague6042]

2:45 pyro took his stilts off

[@nameless199yes]

original title: my goon folder got leaked

[@koray_483]

I wasn't ready for the onion man jumpscare in 2024

[@goblinking8510]

I remember being 21 and thinking that this 18 year old girl was cute. Tried to get to know her, she told me her favorite youtuber was Onision.... I looked him up, found out about EVERYTHING he does. From that moment on, I realized that a 3 year age gap is insane at that age.

[@loveableheathen7441]

Ur buggin 21 and 18 is just fine

[@BigManDov]

3 year age gap with two consenting *Adults* is literally nothing. Get off social media

[@goblinking8510]

I didn't say it was illegal lol or super immoral. I'm just saying the maturity level can vary by soooo much. Onision being her fav youtuber wasn't the only clue I got for that, but it was definitely one of the signs that made me rethink the difference in maturity/age.

[@goblinking8510]

I also could've been 22, I dont think so, but this was 5-6 years ago.

[@MrFilgueiras.]

​@@BigManDov You're either a bot or just lack reading comprehension like one lol

[@markusmellert5421]

pyrocynicals merch looks like it could be the print of a cigarette brand.

[@dahalofreeek]

That one Onision clip where he screams "this is my vegetarian body" while flexing is pretty good comedy, but most of his other stuff is weird.

[@Gabzew]

"there's always someone missing out right?" Worst question lmao

[@ChromaAqui]

0:33 RIP to this video once the dude's finds out about it

[@Skye-gs7zg]

This felt like a decent dive into Onision's general history, and current content, but we missed the part going over all the evil shit he's done. Mentioned court documents at the beginning that were never brought up again, never talked about why Sarah is sueing him, or what the documentary was about, or why Chris Hansen was even interested in dude. Weird part of his life and character to gloss over.

[@Longshanks1690]

Like he said, it’d be an 8 hour documentary if it covered everything. If you are going to do one slop video on him, a general overview is pretty much going to have to necessitate omitting so many of the reprehensible things he’s done.

[@MonoSDXC]

6:45 I know that bro didn't just say "Two foot **HIGH** pool" instead of "Two foot **DEEP** pool"... This is even worse than 'Metros Boomin' 😭

[@harrisevans1059]

25:05 brother where else would you live?

[@axeman0011996]

I'm glad Pyro is coming out with this

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

good lord, Fred Figglehorn is a name that needs to stay forgotten to history, lest that demon be re awoken." (POTTER PUPPET PALS! JESUS CHRIST, YOU JUST GAVE ME ARTHRITIS)

[@th3summoner]

Onision really was Pyro's mortal enemy: A Fatshamer

[@kidnamedpenis]

this beef is dialectical, they're perfect enemies😭

[@munzlp]

Pyro, please, we don't want the slop. Please, higher quality. Please continue!

[@justushawk]

It's funny that pyro says he doesn't get open relationships meanwhile this man bought a giant fat furry desk weight.

[@dinodude7246]

video title: 16:56 Pyro talks about inflation (as always) Worthwhile mentions: 18:05 : Pyro talks (yet again) about pyro from tf2 24:39 : Pyro mentions (to be expected) the hotel cuck chair

[@FdLek]

forgot about this one 2:13

[@Otakky]

last time I saw onision appear on the internet was when chris hanson visited his house

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Genuinely didn't know whether it was XQC or Methhead Double Paul Brother in the thumbnail Turns out it's actually somehow worse than either, good god

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

Wait a minute, this face seems famili- [Onision's name is showed] 0_0 ✝

[@slambam6163]

“27 and still lives at home” bro where else would you live?

[@fanson13245]

Pyro if Darkwood didn't come out

[@eliasharris9349]

Off topic but I got one of those Darth Vader heads, it came broken, and then the replacement they sent was broke too lol

[@MancuerdaAbsol]

What you said about Charlie and his furniture made me laugh, and its hard making me laugh as I'm currently really sick and have no estimate but will eventually end my life so laughing is a new for a long time hahaha

[@Pheminon1]

I legit haven't watched Onision/UhOhBro in at least 10 years Glad to see he's doing well

[@jamesmcmoore5434]

Also 2006 was the year Bully/Canis Canem Edit released on the PS2. Come to find out Pyro would shamelessly Bully people over 10 years later

[@Kobathedread191]

OH BOY, ONION BOY!

[@hybrid9791]

Pyro be like: *Talks on topic *Goes off topic

[@ELASPED]

We gotta watch this before it gets taken town💯💯💯

[@AreaDenial]

There is a fully programmed Beat Sabre map of one of his freakouts.

[@yahoos001]

I was not expecting to get jump scared by onision on pyro's channel

[@dr.scicobis2987]

The new vids have been so awesome lately!!! Please please keep doing them they are so good!!

[@bombernote4352]

actually hilarious video, love it

[@swageezi9959]

2024: Return of the Onion Boy

[@adas3497]

and we're back with the slop

[@imp-tweekakarainbow_washov8991]

it never left

[@Rahnonymous]

I legit just thought of onion boy a few days ago. I really hope this doesn't mean everyone is somehow feeling nostalgia soon and he makes a comeback💀

[@swiperofspines2573]

Yeah, you're right on the money pyro, but. We ALL agree that the "I'm a banana video" made us ALL laugh,

[@VtekZz]

"The guy that still lives at home" ?????? pyro what??? we all live in homes bru

[@cringeman74]

20:17 Oh god, this ain't even slop anymore, this is pyro having a seizure and flashbacks of 2016 Pyro skipped past unc status and went straight to boomer humor

[@kook3585]

this aint no low quality slop this is high quality high production value big budget absolute cinema of slop

[@tonypringles2285]

2:37 what youtuber is this from??

[@UnlockedANDunleashed]

Robbaz

[@tonypringles2285]

@@UnlockedANDunleashed ok

[@RamaBunza]

Pyro talking about Onision is like Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson

[@thefluffyassassin7552]

I actually used to be in his close discord sever and was in charge of some of his social media. A lot of us in his discord were underage, including me

[@brendanb2982]

Did he do any weird shit

[@themuffinman4385]

Onision’s kombucha breakdown has never left my mind oh my god i literally can’t look at a bottle of kombucha without thinking of him pouring it all over himself and screaming

[@kingludi6800]

You cant crash out if you were never stable to begin with

[@sgt.s.muffins189]

God... Could you imagine...? *KZbinrs unionizing*

[@plill0_wmcfethers708]

lets change this 13:44

[@alphacode5]

when a youtuber situation is crashing

[@edwinchavarria5102]

Onision 🚬…. I haven’t heard that name in years

[@MD80-Unruly]

I saw Onision in the thumbnail first thing in the morning and sustained a psychic lash.

[@JoannaHiggins-nr1ky]

Your content is life-changing. The humility in your message adds so much value.

[@Vneks]

Hey pyro, i know you probably don't read a ton of comments but incase you do. Massive Signalis fan here. It is an amazing game and i would love to see a main channel video on. Thinking of you just explaining the enemies of the game genuinly makes me happy. Dunno why but your video essays are great!

[@alexpanchev8004]

she pyro on my cynical till I slop

[@Shadic960]

Love the dead rising music in the background! Hopefully one day, there will be a main channel video on the series :))

[@Vasotha]

You should do a video about the dark side of car sex.

[@PepeTheJonkler]

5:13 "I know whatcha thinkin... _'here comes Old Greg, he's a scaly manfish'- _*_ya don't know me."_*

[@EboyToad]

23:00 YOU ARE A BETRAYER OF THE UK FOR TALKING BAD ABOUT EASTENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jacquesbrechtel7076]

Very glad seeing someone compare Onision to Shane Dawson. I thought they were the same person for years.

[@yyeahsure]

why DID you make a point of bringing up mutually abusive relationships when talking about Shiloh? seemed like he was insanely abusive to her, its an odd example to mention considering mutual abuse for. he’s even currently suing someone completely different

[@flakkalakka6256]

Yeah I was surprised, he ruined this kid and for what? Nothing was mutual, she was being groomed and he messed with her head

[@Pawlsar]

Pyro not watching “Explaining the Emptiness”:

[@accidentallyamy1063]

I’m literally a postpartum registered nurse and I can’t think of one time I came across an infant named GREG. Like no I don’t want to hold Greg but he can go ahead and file my taxes for me, or apply for a middle management position in Human Resources…

[@thetruedarksoul168]

gregothy

[@oakbrr]

This has been the most entertaining pyrolive video since he started, I’m glad he’s trying to be more entertaining and putting more effort

[@slyonerz]

Pyro is the gay version of NFKRZ

[@fernandosanchez9726]

Pyro: Yeah I wanna stop the slop *Proceeds to make a video bout freaking Onision*

[@primitivvve9117]

The worst of the worst most disgusting slop of all time

[@bagelgoose2664]

New title: The Onision situation is insane

[@Captain8ball]

Oni when I was watching them from years ago when I was a teenager, he’s probably one of the rare occasions of people where no one can successfully cancel. Because he’s constantly posting responses online and is constantly thorough with his defenses. He’s not an idiot. He knows how the Internet works. But like all people on the Internet that they occasionally just slip.

[@AC-ov5ny]

these videos are a big step up from the slop pyro. hopefully this genuine kindness finds you in the sea of the demented and insane.

[@Cylver77]

16:56 funny word