Q&A Video that nobody asked for

Thank you everyone

[@Monkey_XDD]

take a shot every time I say right. my best part of this video is when it ended. discord: (100 uses!!!) discord.gg/DJ65bMx8 tattoo reveal: twitter.com/monkey_xdd/status/1635067827966316548?s=46&t=_puD7pDg-cIoLeyh4P-Xww Enhanced Default HUD gamebanana.com/mods/385807 Raffle/Giveaway: scrap.tf/raffles/FOG27Y scrap.tf/raffles/CJT7TL

[@marcfiftyfive_]

can i win

[@johnnycripplestar5167]

@@marcfiftyfive_ no, because I will.

[@rycochu117]

Plot twist: no one wins.

[@Vekxz1]

another day without being able to enter the discord server 😔

[@rycochu117]

@@Vekxz1 maybe next time buddy 😔

[@FFFr3sHHH]

Shoutout to that one guy still watching this video yall he a real one 🗣️🗣️🔥💯

[@Monkey_XDD]

0.3476 of the guy that watched the video till it’s end

[@roundtable4963]

video starts at 0:00

[@The_Brazilian_Weeb]

oh thanks mate, i thought it started at 47:13!!!

[@DoneThatSeenThat]

Video ends at 1:15:01

[@itsBossZe]

0:19 WHO CARES LOL

[@rulerofnoobz8265]

damn thanks.

[@rulerofnoobz8265]

@@DoneThatSeenThat I would be lost without you!

[@CyberneticFroge]

Would you ever consider making that expanded sound effect folder available for other people?

[@Monkey_XDD]

Maybe

[@theguywiththename888]

That would be great

[@sampofum97]

I was thinking the best thing to do with the plogh is to remove the crits and instead make it do mini-crits when it's loaded. Pd: congrats for the 100k

[@Monkey_XDD]

Removing the ability for the phlog to be ubered would save this weapon since to use it correctly the pyro has to know when to use it correctly to pose as an actual threat.

[@sampofum97]

@@Monkey_XDD that would be really good too

[@ScottyBurr]

Recently discovered you and have been binge watching a ton of your content. Love your stuff and hearing you talk about why TF2 can be fun, the casual feeling of it and the ability to go as serious as you can, all of that is really nice to hear. Loved hearing you talk about it all!

[@perify_]

Thank you Monkey! Glad you've made it this far and I can't wait for the future content on your channel!

[@xaxmadde8326]

Hello monkey thoughts about vietnam war ? and ı love your vids keep it up!

[@Xenocide333]

Congrats on 100k! You're a favorite of mine, keep up the good content and warpaints, you have incredibly good taste in skins for TF2.

[@Crimera137]

WHAT WAS THAT SERVER IN PIER WITH THE UNCLE DANE CLONES (uncle stain, uncle pain..ect)

[@pyrotf2198]

Thank you for making some gud background noises for me :3

[@margo3558]

Happy 100k! Can’t wait for 200k and beyond :]

[@ten-finger]

It's really true what you say about how TF2 never gets stale and there's always something new to try; i've been playing since 2011 and i've never seen anyone pull that manouver 1:11:36! LOL! Also, i totally agree with Sniper "reverse damage fall-off". It's something i've been thinking about myself, and i'm glad i'm not the only one... Seems like such an obvious solution...

[@kresimirlucic3225]

subbed and subscribed bcs i watched you're vids some days ago to present day and i laughed my ass off on some vids hope you get to 200k

[@lesunshiney7584]

whenever im bored i watch monke and me happe whenever im sad i watch monke and me happe whenever im too warm i watch monke and me happe whenever im dying from hypothermia i watch monke and me happe monke has single handedly saved tens of thousands of minutes

[@Mr-Moron]

20:54 Hey, Monkey (I have an American keyboard so I can't write the right O). Just thought you'd want to hear it from someone personally. Your videos are among the last bastion of truly funny content I watch. Whenever I'm tired of news, reviews, video analysis, or icebergs, I just turn on some Monkey and watch your content and laugh at the hilarity. You've gotten me out of some bad funks. Heck even as I'm writing this I was watching this video because I was down because of personal reasons and I already am feeling better. The amount of hours of entertainment you've given me cannot be paid back in any form. From the overly-edited montage videos that I found you from (The Demoman one specifically), to just the clip dumps, I always enjoy what you upload. You also opened by eyes to the treasure of TF2's artstyle and trying to preserve it by rejecting and rallying against those gaudy and stupid cosmetics and some of more toxic parts of TF2's balancing and its community. You'd indirectly done so much for me that I cannot express. You're a good content creator, no matter what you may think. And know that there's at least one guy that is out there laughing his ass off whenever you upload.

[@cldeez_]

Congratulations on 100k subs You deserve it

[@amanhasfallen3171]

I would personally enjoy l4d2 content

[@Mister_Fate]

Would u mind making a video with chimp tf2?

[@tyre6049]

Hey Monkey just wanted to say I would love to join this raffle but because I’m a full on free to play I only have 50 spaces of inventory so all I would be grateful for it 2 backpack extenders if I was picked as winner for the raffle and you can chose someone else(and maybe one or two cosmetics although I’m fine with my gibbus) hope you see this. Also want to point out I haven’t even put 5 bucks into this account so I don’t think you could trade with me (now realizing that this request is super stupid). Anyway thanks for being you and answering people’s biggest questions.

[@NioNoahTF222]

Holy shit, an actual Dire Straights fan out in the wild. Truly a sight to behold.

[@cactus-op2hl]

Pov mönkey i don’t feel like i Am the best 😂

[@GustavoSuperSonic2001]

I never thought you would say my name, hope you doing great Primal Ape, love your work

[@stasluzgin3212]

I played mercenary park yesterday on uncletopia

[@GooseTheScalie]

I watched the entire video and now half of my body is missing WTF

[@TankTheTanker5]

How far do you think your content has reached? Greetings from Peru :D

[@Tarxun]

Watched the whole video, cool video.

[@tsundora_tf2]

congrats, you deserve it my friend

[@AccessViolation]

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[@rulerofnoobz8265]

Dude you are the best TF2 youtuber I know. I wish we were friends, I want to play tF2 with you, I have watched all of your stuff since the beginning, and I will continue to watch it till the end. Have a good one, and I hope your 100k slab of Silver comes soon, and lastly Happy 100k and have fun Celebrating it.

[@khadath1682]

Gahad dayam congratulations on the 100k man!

[@redneckgamer990]

Good job on this video also there is another Swedish funny man, named Vargskelethor joel

[@MrWaand]

Are you ever going to make the sound effects folder you use public?

[@4Bucket2U]

Was in a dustbowl game with you today, it was cool to interact in game, twas a good match mate

[@iuploadalbums]

I didn't know where to ask the question for the Q&A so I hope I can ask here Is the cat in your steam pfp yours?

[@Monkey_XDD]

No it’s not, I just found this on the web lol

[@iuploadalbums]

@@Monkey_XDD Fair enough, thank you for answering

[@loangeless]

omg congratulations to my favorite Norwegian youtuber!!!!

[@havocroomstudios2648]

that's me! Thanks Monkey! 35:09

[@dawsonmullenix3605]

congrats

[@NotSoProfessionalGuy]

25:14 I mean, thank you. Pretty certain you don't know me however. Congrats on 100k and this is a little off topic but I do love your content, even if I don't agree with everything you say. Keep up the good work.

[@larsontcoa9162]

I deel a duede, I do not have add or adhd but I think faster than I speak, I am extremley smart and empathetic which is most of the time, a curse

[@Mr-Moron]

45:00 That made me wheeze that's funny Also congrats, Monkey! Saw you in a server not too long ago. Didn't last long before you left though since it was a Los Angeles server lol but it was nice seeing you for a few mins. Here's to more years of the Crazy Monkey!

[@eagle_llama]

What's up with the uncle dane invasion at 2:00

[@klada6602]

27:25 Pov: man pratar engelska.

[@Toll0]

I'm probably your only Finnish viewer lol

[@Toll0]

Am I?

[@Toll0]

Btw thanks for answering my question :)

[@ivandelarosa3353]

Monki assa

[@WitherBomb]

Ok what are those Uncle Dane bots that had different names. I have seen them twice in this video like bro where did you find this phenomenon.

[@tav_ish]

i didint expect a long video i finally! didint finish it yet. I SKIPPED TO THE END :)

[@chronic4632]

Möngyyyyy :D

[@jamierbb]

Congrats Monkfruit

[@goodgame3798]

When the kid named Johan met kid named Chris

[@pyrotf2198]

1:07:00 hey, it me :3

[@pinkgoosegamer11]

Ah, yes, my favorite youtuber Chimpänzee

[@historytales202]

Too bad, you are the center of the universe and if you don’t mind I’ll be worshiping at my Mönkey shrine if anyone needs me…

[@moka8601]

Congratulations Mr monkey for getting the gold brick!

[@minlinius]

why tf are you fighting a horde of uncle danes

[@lajf28]

i have become half the human i was at the beginning of the video

[@Estoela]

lmao, at 39:29 that was my objector you had to censor.

[@UncleSamtf2]

Kinda wonder what was on the objector…

[@Estoela]

@@UncleSamtf2 it was an aheogao dragon i found on e621

[@UncleSamtf2]

@@Estoela Good taste :)

[@Monkey_XDD]

It was my objector, I had my favorite cat Edd on it, but I saw this mf dragon lol

[@UncleSamtf2]

@@Monkey_XDD lol

[@blue0demi]

LESGOOOOO

[@_loungin_]

You should send the Uncle dane footage to the real Uncle Dane

[@fish8097]

I fucking love you Mönkey

[@duhano1250]

dire straits based 💯

[@stasluzgin3212]

We had 2 trollders, I was the only one disagrees. Uncletopia Frankfrut 4

[@bloodwolf7723]

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!

[@Maotos453]

YOU KNOW ICELANDIC?, I'M FROM ICELAND! :O

[@infinity8_bro191]

holy crap one hour video

[@ex0xgames379]

watched this while eating spagooter

[@satrioutomov2notyourdamnth167]

Ma man Scarea me in the first Sec damned

[@sIepless]

congrats on the achievement!

[@Kvailys88]

Hi, please recognize me random swedish man

[@nanopone]

holy shit congrats on 1 million subscribers, apa

[@Monkey_XDD]

Thakn!!!!!!

[@underscorn]

Your answer to that Uncletopia question was a trainwreck... let's walk through why. 23:05 Using random bullet spread to say that Scout becomes more powerful without it just speaks to the incredible strength of Scout, not that random bullet spread in general is a good thing. Because it's not; making your damage effectively random when you shoot someone makes knowledge of damage numbers more obsolete; it's the same reason that the mechanic of "random damage spread" was removed. 23:22 But how do you think those people on the point feel for instantly dying for no reason? Do you think you deserved that? Did you "outplay" them? TF2 can give you plenty of big dopamine spikes without sacrificing the happiness of others. 24:02 It's not the map pool; nearly every single map in TF2 is in Uncletopia's pool, even maps like Hightower and 2Fort. It's just that the people in the server nominate the maps that then get voted on, like you said. 24:30 Why would you ever want to be the 4th of a class? It'd be a detriment to your team's composition, and stacking certain classes can be extremely unfun to fight. And besides, the moments in which there are already 3 of a class that you really want to play are *very* few and far between. 24:43 If you use ineffective weapons, you are going to get outclassed. By equipping bad weapons, you are agreeing to putting yourself at a disadvantage. How is it then fair for you to complain about being owned, when you yourself opted into it? 24:47 So they should play bad **just for you?** How is that fair to them? It is very selfish to assume that you have that right of way; you are all playing the same game. It's not at all like a teacher discriminating against you; making that comparison is like being a dick to that teacher and then complaining that they are rude back. Again, don't expect yourself to do well when you *willingly* handicap yourself. I assure you, I'm not just trying to be toxic, I don't think I'm above you, these are problems that I see and I want you to be better.

[@irupana2ify]

lol

[@Monkey_XDD]

Uncletopia has a large map pool but most people vote to play on like 4 maps all the time and nothing more (most of the time). RBS on scout enhances him since better players who actively train will more effectively deal more damage at further ranges (somewhat idk rbs has such low impact it) Random crits are spice to the gameplay imo. I myself don’t feel like shit whenever someone gets a fat crit on the point because I bet it felt amazing for that person to get it. We could argue all day long but this is my opinion on how I want to play the game. It’s a train wreck cause I didn’t give context beforehand on what I was talking about, assuming people did. But I don’t hate uncletopia

[@brionbark]

'do not come' 52:59 monke:

[@veilofthevale974]

Why did you decide to be Swedish

[@ivansvrzlic2775]

what is kottar

[@FancyTacoCat_]

Pinecone

[@ruf3903]

40:30 how to pronounce: park jeonghyeon

[@p_rick234]

I like milk

[@Monkey_XDD]

Same

[@pekaman4712]

41:38 a Source 2 port is not really possible, because a lot of things that make tf2 well TF2 will be lost, Edgebuging, rocket jumping sticky jumping shield charning every single peace of movement tech from it would need to be rebuilt from the ground up from a janly source engine to 2 port to the point where it would be similar but not the same throwing off 10 years of movement tech and starting over from the bottom with the only same thing being the mercs and their voicelines

[@Monkey_XDD]

Yeah you told me about this and I realize how much of a chore it would be valve to port this to source 2 correctly. We are essentially stuck and the best thing we can do is to fix up the game, get rid of bots and just keep playing it.

[@tifiyn640]

Are you sure you're a monkey?

[@goobergav]

woohoo

[@Arrnyman]

Nice

[@pibbs_]

mönkey

[@subtlerly]

i lajk mögey

[@МюмюнЕргин]

Talk to anomaly #11

[@vixoxoaltf5188]

My question wasnt on this video, can you redo the video?

[@tf2dispenser7500]

I ALWAYS TOUGHT YOU SPOKE GERMAN. (Yes i am so fucking dumb)

[@_RegenIAm]

2:36 what the actual fuck is going on there

[@BlueLenith]

The only reason I found tf2 was you monkey and I would thank you man happy 100k

[@_loungin_]

why was there 20 uncle danes

[@juan-xk2yk]

The momky

[@geeseguy1758]

Uncle Pain a

[@dailypirate8637]

Holy shit i forgot you have a brother, (Or i just didn't even know) I thought you were just a single dissapointment (Just a joke, i love you barbecue mönkey sandwich)

[@AnnaSue81]

mate 1 hour, imma watch this tomorrow

[@VaultInteractive]

Monkey Moment

[@zovernak853]

bolls

[@tensziii1786]

i care

[@dremc4804]

Ayo I’m early

[@pizzatime172]

what

[@sheep7255]

There be no pinned comment Edit: He pinned it

[@AccessViolation]

mid

[@godsstrongestvvarrior]

i love big black oily men

[@ktoProchitalTotLoh11]

What you know about Swedesh Pagans?