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@johanrunfeldt71743 жыл бұрын
If asked about whether the glass is half full or half empty, as an engineer I must reply: The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
@byte76452 жыл бұрын
isnt that become 1/4th or are my math wrong
@slyar2 жыл бұрын
@@byte7645 Twice = x2
@6.28 Жыл бұрын
the glass has a 2x engineering factor
@Y337n3ss6 жыл бұрын
"the glass is _this_ full" "this full" *"f u l l"* subtly positive.
@jaydentt4 жыл бұрын
"It's this empty/full" Is what he should've said
@nandoslegend26854 жыл бұрын
Nah
@talongreenlee77044 жыл бұрын
If you have an empty glass and fill it halfway, it is half full, and if you have a full glass and you empty it halfway, it is half empty
@jaydentt4 жыл бұрын
@@talongreenlee7704 end of discussion
@thomasdu79224 жыл бұрын
+Talon Greenlee, However, this system is complicated and prone to failure, as to analyze every situation to find the correct words to describe the glass is inefficient. A good alternative is to say the glass is at "This Capacity".
@nathandestaart6 жыл бұрын
Love this though: "School: A babysitting service obsessed with an endless game of trivial pursuit."
@henryg.87624 жыл бұрын
lol true
@SomeFreakingCactus4 жыл бұрын
I’d give it a little more credit than that. Thanks to school, I learned how to study the world around me, turn that information into knowledge, and use that knowledge to improve my abilities as a person. But yes, such institutions occasionally focus too much on the incentives and not on the goal.
@celestialtree86024 жыл бұрын
@@SomeFreakingCactus looks like you got one of the seemingly rare good experiences from school, nice
@andyzhao78224 жыл бұрын
Meow? Meow. I like to think that school aims to teach students the procedure of work and procuring information, rather than actually vital information
@andonivelasco84664 жыл бұрын
@@SomeFreakingCactus my school has never been about knowledge
@raf2215 жыл бұрын
A wise man said to me once: Life is short but it's the longest thing you'll ever do.
@trueaidooo3 жыл бұрын
Aside from being dead I guess
@7aygames352 жыл бұрын
I think experience is a better word here because when you die you're doing the action of being dead and hence you are doing the action of being dead longer than living, but you only experience life
@sofi82456 жыл бұрын
Honestly the fishing analogy is the best thing I've ever heard
@asadparvez26 жыл бұрын
Its just so perfectly relevant!
@whimsicalhamster886 жыл бұрын
I want it on a poster
@tdcsguy6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but if you ask me he's basically just rephrasing "do what you love", because, you know, you will love the good fishing spots. Honestly I think "do what you love" is great advice, and if you'd actually follow it (in the fishing spot kind of way), then you wouldn't have to feel bad about it because it's "an unrealistically high standard"
@karnematch6 жыл бұрын
I think the analogy was more of a "look for what you like to do and do that", which is more helpful than just random "do what you love"
@candieflip6 жыл бұрын
Sofi nam jeff
@BusinessCasual6 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to my grandkids studying late 2010s memeology in school.
@mikado64076 жыл бұрын
i love memeology
@socksinsandals10826 жыл бұрын
Business Casual YEESSSSSSS
@tiavor6 жыл бұрын
and the great meme-wars of 2015/16
@phil_cassidy6 жыл бұрын
Just call it memetics.
@brain58536 жыл бұрын
It won't be the fun looking-at-cat-gifs-type though. It will be Richard-Dawkins-like boring one, where you study their meaning, influence, spreading, etc.
@Ethan-mm9yk6 жыл бұрын
"Do I need to sacrifice a goat, KZbin? Because I'll do it." lol that caught me off-guard
@nafismubashir24793 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@beccag27583 жыл бұрын
@@nafismubashir2479 4:03
@TinyDeskEngineer3 жыл бұрын
Garfield has mentioned sacrificing goats a surprisingly large amount of times too.
@peskypigeonx2 жыл бұрын
That seems like me
@john-wiggains Жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite of all of them 😂
@petersmythe64624 жыл бұрын
"How would you rule the world?" "With compassion" (political compass slides left) *And an iron fist.* (political compass slides way up)
@BradyPostma4 жыл бұрын
Also, sarcasm meter goes off the scale.
@somethingrandomasmekevin45384 жыл бұрын
All hail king grey
@user-xh6eg1ts1t4 жыл бұрын
Ah, a communist
@BradyPostma4 жыл бұрын
@@user-xh6eg1ts1t - It wasn't "way left."
@MarkAlcarezBoston3 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL KING GREY
@FactHubREAL6 жыл бұрын
Great video guys See you again in 4 months
@simonmitchell77896 жыл бұрын
how true
@ryanl82266 жыл бұрын
You made a mistake. You wrote "months" instead of "years".
@petervilla52216 жыл бұрын
On the flip side, I hear Brady uploads often.
@Drew_426 жыл бұрын
Would you prefer a shitty video every day, or a masterpiece every once and a while?
@LegitGuy456 жыл бұрын
XD Lemmino fans be like: Also, would anyone like to provide some feedback to my animation videos? I'm looking to improve my work.
@Shortline8196 жыл бұрын
"Words mean things" - Grey 2017
@andrewknorpp94156 жыл бұрын
We get it poets things are like other things
@Tuen96 жыл бұрын
"The glass is at half capacity," is also a favorite of mine. Or to be pedantic about the water vapor content in the "air" above the water, claiming it's half full because if its presence. Really, it's about rate. If it's draining, it's half empty; if it's filling, it's half full; and if it's rate of fill is zero, it's at half capacity.
@joebothell21716 жыл бұрын
Oh look I found the realist.
@oneofmanyparadoxfans54476 жыл бұрын
It's in four states at once: Half full of water, half full of air, half empty of water, and half empty of air.
@blunderbus26955 жыл бұрын
Or it could mean half empty
@sophiacai81575 жыл бұрын
The glass is twice as big as necessary. programmer logic
@legendmixer31115 жыл бұрын
Technically its 99.9999% empty because there is so much space between the molecules (both the water and air). This means everything made of matter is 99.999% nothing as well.
@ArisFilms6 жыл бұрын
What would you do if you became immortal? ...I'd live a really long time.
@nurlindafsihotang496 жыл бұрын
...i would be angry at whomever made me immortal and asked a refund:v
@the_really_tired_one5 жыл бұрын
Roy Foerster ‘Quoting a video doesn’t make a comment’
@bananya60205 жыл бұрын
I'd actually just hope I wouldn't age becaude being 800 years old and unable to do shit is bad
@Julio9745 жыл бұрын
r/madlads
@henryg.87624 жыл бұрын
he's not wrong
@nonenope8866 жыл бұрын
a rare sighting of a cpg grey video
@kagitsune6 жыл бұрын
God satan, I was just thinking - where's Grey??
@Orikron6 жыл бұрын
Looking at this title I'm just imagining Grey in the "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme.
@samcnut6 жыл бұрын
I would hang that on my wall
@Orikron6 жыл бұрын
Foda-se! Sou Português de Portugal, não me compares a esses colónos.
@beckettfordahl54506 жыл бұрын
He is kinda normie
@99nattes036726 жыл бұрын
Steve buscemi is his name
@Paulinemoke6 жыл бұрын
Hey - you comment frequently on videos, I just saw your fun comment on the vlogbrothers channel, right? I like that - we should all comment on mot stings we like.
@bernier423 жыл бұрын
It’s fun watching older Grey videos and seeing how he has always loved hexagons. As at 0:23.
@idiotmach12 жыл бұрын
hexagons are the bestagons
@marceltelang7825 Жыл бұрын
No its a civilization reference
@kerentan94464 жыл бұрын
"I'd live a really long time" Mr. Grey, you have just disappointed an anonymous stranger with an obvious answer, how do you feel?
@Xtoff6 жыл бұрын
My vote is for metaphorical "wings". He sets up the metaphor then just used it again.
@starslayer83906 жыл бұрын
I don't even think it matters. Isn't a balrog a being of pure shadow anyway? Wouldn't that mean it could just have wings when it felt like it?
@durrandirtheblack38746 жыл бұрын
Baleogs are not beings of pure shadow but they once were Maiar capable of creating themselves any body they desired and their power would allow. Sauron (who was technically a Balrog too) is said to have been able to change his appearance when he still had a body, but he was an exceptionally powerful Balrog, so.... We don't know what about the lesser ones like Durin's Bane in question.
@tomjackal57086 жыл бұрын
Morgoth chose Sauron to be his chief lieutenant, whom he gave command of all his military forces ... including the Balrogs. Sauron himself is not literally a Balrog. Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs was not as powerful as Sauron
@joelreckard16105 жыл бұрын
Umm the line in LORT is "The balrog made no answer. The fire in it seemed to die, but the darkness grew... and its wings were spread from wall to wall" its a page or two before the end of the chapter The bridge of KHAZAD-DUM. Not using the word like this time makes them real.
@elpapichulo40465 жыл бұрын
wrong
@sexytiger636 жыл бұрын
:( *Turn that frown upside down* ):
@Master_Therion6 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't I know you from Jacksfilms????
@unflexian6 жыл бұрын
🙃
@Alex-gv2jc6 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahahahahaha
@notiashvili6 жыл бұрын
That frown would still be :( upside down
@MouseGoat6 жыл бұрын
when i turn my frown upside down :( :( nothing happens... do to it being sideways.
@wamsang78184 жыл бұрын
Someone: "Is it half empty or half full?" Me: It's completely full because physics
@phenolphthalein103 жыл бұрын
But it’s mostly empty bc matter is mostly empty space
@knightmare__74873 жыл бұрын
but nothing is truly empty because quantum physics
@itismethatguy3 жыл бұрын
@@knightmare__7487 nothing is empty but it is still mostly empty😉
@lonestarr14903 жыл бұрын
So, to summarize this thread: Form the perspective of physics (which is really the only sane perspective there is), this question doesn't make any sense.
@7aygames352 жыл бұрын
The glass is half full of water and half empty of air
@theteutonking33065 жыл бұрын
Why don't we just ask Tolkien? *sees he died in 1973* *sad balrog noises*
@jayd22793 жыл бұрын
*'s son? Oh, he died too? ah, nevermind...
@micaiahkuhl69733 жыл бұрын
Ngl I mainly laughed at the image of a Balrog making sad noises
@ruslans20063 жыл бұрын
I read the year as 1793. lol
@lonestarr14903 жыл бұрын
@@ruslans2006 You too have been confused by Grey's yyyy/mm/dd format I see. (Just kidding. It's definitely the superior format for storing files.)
@ruslans20063 жыл бұрын
@@lonestarr1490 I only read the year wrong, not being confused by all of that.
@RandleSnipes6 жыл бұрын
Wow, the fishing analogy about life really made sense to me.. cuz I hate fishing -.-
@henryg.87624 жыл бұрын
f
@spysearice56954 жыл бұрын
moooooooood
@yunushangulsen93126 жыл бұрын
"The pleasure of burning down a forest and covering the world in concrete is difficult to explain" 4:08 Factorio in a nutshell
@astrofield63594 жыл бұрын
Lawful evil for anyone wondering
@trondordoesstuff4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that quote was in reference to Factorio.
@nerdyspinosaurid3 жыл бұрын
@@trondordoesstuff Maybe it was just a reference to real life.
@burghleyimeanberdly65132 жыл бұрын
I know a guy who keeps talking about carpet bombing russia/America, tarmacking over the detritus and building the world's biggest Lidl on top
@sarahcoleman31944 жыл бұрын
The "passion" advice was such a relief, it's something grown adults are still telling me to do when I know full well it isn't happening. I wish everyone used the fishing analogy instead.
@LostInEchoesFin5 жыл бұрын
The fishing metaphor for what to do with your life is genuinely exactly what I needed to hear, cheers Grey, you've probably stopped me making a really bad life decision.
@ETMaligalig6 жыл бұрын
#7thPlanetKingGeorge
@Koala12036 жыл бұрын
Planet King George? I think Planet Georgia is better. #7thPlanetGeorgia
@Psychomaniac146 жыл бұрын
#7thPlanetKingGeorge
@labrynianrebel6 жыл бұрын
#7thPlanetOuranos
@LuisAntonImperial6 жыл бұрын
#7thPlanetSeventh
@suetraptor27036 жыл бұрын
#7thplanetbigbluemarble
@JanSanono6 жыл бұрын
Well, see you next year, guys!!!
@Regimeshifts6 жыл бұрын
2019
@fossilfighters1016 жыл бұрын
+
@william410176 жыл бұрын
Nice... nice! 👍
@candieflip6 жыл бұрын
Jan Sanono nam jeff
@candieflip6 жыл бұрын
Jan Sanono nam jeff
@Rikri6 жыл бұрын
"The pleasure of burning down a forest and covering the world in concrete is difficult to explain." -CGP grey
@evanbates30624 жыл бұрын
I wish when you burned down a forrest you didn't have to get rid of the burnt trees
@mmouse18863 жыл бұрын
The one time CGP burst out of his Redditor pseudo-intellectualism and became human. Only to dive back down with the rest of his videos, and it was three years ago.
@Aadhitiya_Murali3 жыл бұрын
@@mmouse1886 can you elaborate?
@mmouse18863 жыл бұрын
@@Aadhitiya_Murali CGP Grey in almost all of his videos tends to make himself less than human in his presentations, practically robotic whilst dispensing information at a constant rate without pause or wishing to elaborate on basically anything. He's also a gigantic Redditor which means he's a plague on this earth that happens to be blessed with a decent amount of intelligence, but wastes it infinitely on a website that is a gigantic echo chamber at the best of times. He hasn't made comments like this before or since he made this video.
@Aadhitiya_Murali3 жыл бұрын
@@mmouse1886 i guess you're right.
@Hellspooned26 жыл бұрын
The glas half full/empty discussion is stupid. It depends! It depends on what, I hear you not asking? Was the glass full or empty before it reached the midway point? If it last was full, then it currently is in progress of being emptied and thus when reaching the mid point has come half way to being emptied, as in half empty. And vice versa. Was it just empty and you are in the process of filling it? Then it is half full when reaching the midpoint. Period.
@KarateLauren5 жыл бұрын
GD PolarBunny facepalm
@andreasstock85394 жыл бұрын
and the funny thing is you cann aktually relate that to your life. When things are getting better its easyer to be happy with what you have. So its easyer to have a glase half full addetude
@hellcopterts88954 жыл бұрын
half empty of water means its also half full of air, so its actually the same thing; there is no true "empty".
@liamgriffin2184 жыл бұрын
Marko Juric also you could simply say that it is at half capacity.
@IndigoGollum4 жыл бұрын
While I understand and can agree with this, I think that unless half of the glass contains a vacuum, it's half full.
@ryat666 жыл бұрын
"The pleasure of burning down a forest and covering the world in concrete is difficult to explain." I've played Factorio, too. I understand.
@nurlindafsihotang496 жыл бұрын
you rascals!!!! tree are good, do you breaths CO2?
@noyz-anything6 жыл бұрын
Levi is on the Evil scale
@lucasparis72846 жыл бұрын
Memes are the DNA of the soul after all
@kanzkat4206 жыл бұрын
did you just...
@johncarlucci68636 жыл бұрын
The memes Jack.
@hey73286 жыл бұрын
I GOT LOYALTY ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA
@shadowregards59036 жыл бұрын
More like the DNA of CULTURE. Scientifically Speaking of course
@FlandreScarlet6 жыл бұрын
Your memes end here.
@Alex-gv2jc6 жыл бұрын
He switched hats like 5 times and I didn't even notice till the second watch
@nolanwestrich26025 жыл бұрын
That trickster didn't wear _a_ hat for the rest of the video.
@henryg.87624 жыл бұрын
ahem what
@8-bitsarda7473 жыл бұрын
nani?
@thepillowfortsystem1092 жыл бұрын
On days like these when I feel like doing nothing. CGP Grey makes me ever so slightly more willing to get up and do something.
@feynstein10046 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! I'm so glad Grey agrees with me on tribalism. Wait...........does that mean he's part of my tribe? The amount of irony is too damn high.
@dicemm55446 жыл бұрын
Tribalception, when you become tribal about tribalism.
@jongyon7192p6 жыл бұрын
tribes are unavoidable, but tribalism is putting excessive importance in these tribes, rather than letting people be whatever tribe they want.
@justAguyDs6 жыл бұрын
DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name that's the thing, if we don't put importance on tibalism, then we wouldn't be talking about it
@feynstein10046 жыл бұрын
+Dice MM Lol I realize that. I was being sarcastic actually. I don't think Grey as fellow member of my tribe, just as someone who happens to think the same as I do. Idk if I feel like I have a tribe but if I do, it's definitely the entire human species. :)
@eldorados_lost_searcher6 жыл бұрын
Feynstein 100 That's the best tribe to belong to, but also the very worst. Take care, fellow traveler.
@BleachedTurtle6 жыл бұрын
CGP Grey and memes? Of course I'm going to watch.
@James-uw2xh6 жыл бұрын
What does he know about memes
@IizUname6 жыл бұрын
100000000 likes! (base 2)
@candieflip6 жыл бұрын
Bleached Turtle nam jeff
@WeareIF6 жыл бұрын
35,000 people cant be wrong.
@tuxedosteve19045 жыл бұрын
A Surprise to be sure but a Welcome one.
@trygveplaustrum46346 жыл бұрын
Man, the nine alignment texts got me real good. Oddly enough, I agree with the vast majority of them.
@archangel8428 Жыл бұрын
2:52 The fact that life is meaningless sets us free from expectations: it never matters anyway in the long run.
@UCH6H9FiXnPsuMhyIKDOlsZA6 жыл бұрын
#CGPGreyForDictatorOfEarth2020
@Haaklong6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, ¿but what if he's not a member of our tribe?
@juanmanuelgonzalez41356 жыл бұрын
Kat The Nerdfighter +
@Mu51kM4n6 жыл бұрын
"Don't follow your passion, bring your passion with you." - Mike Rowe (paraphrased)
@eavannickolas45713 жыл бұрын
Hexagonal board at 0:28. Join the Hexagon cult- I mean group
@KingAgniKai6 жыл бұрын
The African Union Explained. I'd really like this video.
@fossilfighters1016 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Myths & Legends podcast. Today we're going to be talking about the Grey, originally from American literature, but now popular across the world, and you'll see how fishing is a really good metaphor for life. The creature of the week is demon who has wings that maybe are metaphorical.
@vivienneleow6 жыл бұрын
Yes! Another fan! I was thinking the same thing when the song played, hahaha.
@MrBaasm6 жыл бұрын
Vie, it's funny because I think 'grey' when I listen to the myths and legends podcast...effectively the opposite
@vivienneleow6 жыл бұрын
Derek Wilson Grey and Jason do have similar voices! I think I actually thought 'wow this guy sounds like CGP Grey' when I first started listening. I've now listened to so many episodes of M&L that my mind jumps the other way when I hear the Broke For Free song.
@cwalter428706 жыл бұрын
I knew I recognized the music, but couldn't place it until I looked at the notes.
@MrQuantumcomp6 жыл бұрын
I knew I wouldn't be the only one!!
@trifarianboi30436 жыл бұрын
Glass half full or half empty? The glass is twice the required size.
@brh40156 жыл бұрын
A glass twice the required size? You must be fun at parties. Are you from the US? I try to build up a stereotype since a US American I once met declined another drink on the basis that he already have had one.
@trifarianboi30436 жыл бұрын
BR H No?
@gnomegerome10966 жыл бұрын
BR H I appreciate your kindness but I'd rather stick to my beer instead of having 2 beers and one of them inevitably dying ( no idea what the non portuguese term is, but you know, when the beer tastes awful after a while) And nope! Im not shoving them down my throat because that will increase the vomit chance by 500%
@brh40156 жыл бұрын
Have had. Like he already did drink something this night. And he didn't decline it from me.
@CanyonF6 жыл бұрын
its completely full, half of liquid and half of gas.
@physe80525 жыл бұрын
2:55 "Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination." - Brandon Sanderson's "The Stormlight Archive"
@BobBob-bm9kz3 жыл бұрын
Life before Death, Radiant
@belowaveragegamer59936 жыл бұрын
"I'm not unique" next question "I WANT A DEMON CHIMP!"
@_V_G_4 жыл бұрын
dameon actually, reference to The Golden Compass movie *pushes glasses up further*
@SomeFreakingCactus4 жыл бұрын
Science Time - *Repetitive pushing up of glasses intensifies, causing a small friction fire.”
@globalincident6943 жыл бұрын
@@_V_G_ Daemon?
@zorbix36523 жыл бұрын
@@globalincident694 It`s a type of thread.
@globalincident6943 жыл бұрын
@@zorbix3652 yes but its daemon not dameon
@kacee34726 жыл бұрын
The Hello Internet references in this are amazing! hahaha
@WannabeCanadianDev6 жыл бұрын
Examples? I haven't seen every ep.
@AnaseSkyrider6 жыл бұрын
I must know!
@ianhamilton19976 жыл бұрын
The flower emoji was my favorite.
@AndersTherkelsen6 жыл бұрын
I think pretty much all quotes from the D&D alignment system are from episodes of HI; I felt familiar with all quotes.
@AtlasReburdened6 жыл бұрын
"I'd live a really long time" You made me spit on my screen Grey.
@jeffseesselberg73482 жыл бұрын
"Are memes the future of humanity?" Fast forward to to 2022, and they have literally become currency.
@newcantinacrispychickentac77542 жыл бұрын
That's not what he meant by memes, but that's hilarious
@user-qi1bx6ec6g6 жыл бұрын
"In a world of billions, no one is unique" Thanks. I'll make sure to tell that to my teachers
@JM-us3fr6 жыл бұрын
It depends on the standard deviation and the definition of "unique"
@sechran6 жыл бұрын
Even if you boil it down to pure chemistry the number of potential humans as dictated by cohesive DNA combinations is a number so vast as to dwarf the astronomical. Not only are you unique, but you're *so* unique that, unless you're already an identical twin, the chance of your DNA being naturally duplicated during the lifespan of the universe is essentially 0.
@boilpoil6 жыл бұрын
You are failing to understand why Grey answered the question this way. If the question "what makes you unique?" is so easily answered, job interviews would surely become a lot less stressful. Unless you can systematically and effectively describe something like your fingerprints, your facial biometrics, or even map out your entire genome sequence, there is no practical way you can point out what is unique about you that no one else shares. As in, describe something unique about you that is guaranteed no one else shares, verifiably, and not an impractical answer. (Like "my DNA," because no one can possibly verify it save for an unprecedented international cooperation effort) Of course, I do not refute the argument that Grey should probably have chosen another question.
@LordWoffingshire6 жыл бұрын
the thing about no one being unique in a world of billions is kinda based off the presumption that there are less than 7 billion combinations of characteristics and experiences that make up a human being.
@sartresianez53326 жыл бұрын
CGP Grey: Nobody is really special Comments: But, what about me?
@DatDaDatty6 жыл бұрын
what do u meme?
@sexyscientist6 жыл бұрын
Single by 30 reference?
@Billyissilly_6 жыл бұрын
I’ve found you again
@Ardkun006 жыл бұрын
"ponte verga"
@sweetpotatobestpotato98936 жыл бұрын
Dat Ayy I know you!
@cheesecakelasagna4 жыл бұрын
Wow, I needed that "passion" talk real bad right now. Thank you. Also that writing down tip. So far, I've only consistently documented my dreams (the night ones), here's hoping I'll be writing more than that from now on!
@davidkeebler17776 жыл бұрын
watching these videos clears and calms my mind, it's appreciated
@quickclipsofpigs1406 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed watching this, nice vid. Bless you all.
@onepieces35606 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ holy shit
@rarusvitae8356 жыл бұрын
Filthy N'wah
@UberStar6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thekiss20836 жыл бұрын
Thanks Christ
@Ardkun006 жыл бұрын
Amen
@JoeAllenD6 жыл бұрын
Nothing like seeing a Red Letter Media reference in CGP Grey's work. 4:16
@PeterDavid7KQ2016 жыл бұрын
He's quite taken with the RLM reviews of the Star Wars prequels (as am I, for that matter)
@JoeAllenD6 жыл бұрын
Everytime he references RLM on Hello Internet, my brain freaks out in happiness.
@EdPenwell6 жыл бұрын
Plinkett is lawful good
@thebaysix6 жыл бұрын
Very cool.
@candieflip6 жыл бұрын
Joe Allen Dickerson nam jeff
@ricc_fer5 жыл бұрын
3:29 What would you do if you became immortal? CGP: I’d live a really long time.
@JFreitas09376 жыл бұрын
I read tribe for a summer reading assignment
@Carlos-ln8fd6 жыл бұрын
Sorry I'm guilty of the "follow your dreams thing". For a long time it was difficult for me to realize many people don't have dreams they base their entire existences on.
@pickles42636 жыл бұрын
*"Do I need to sacrifice a goat, youtube? because i'll do it."* uhh, grey? you okay pumpkin?
@kappadistributive6 жыл бұрын
Luna Torres The algorithm put him in a dark place. We collectively decided not to talk about this...
@rimbo4206 жыл бұрын
Head to Satan for the money during an adpocalypse, child. Its your only hope.
@davidhong19346 жыл бұрын
draders43 sample text Satan has recently been run out of Hell by investment banker and insurance companies.
@Nukepositive6 жыл бұрын
Those were all quotes from Hello Internet.
@f1scherman6 жыл бұрын
Chaotic Evil for KZbin would be Jake Paul.
@aLukepop6 жыл бұрын
F1scherman No, he'd be lawful evil. Maybe neutral. Chaotic would be like, ISIS videos.
@frostcat59476 жыл бұрын
Or Logan Paul.
@wyhiobcarlile48795 жыл бұрын
ehh more like chaotic neutral he is just reckless not purposely bad (I still hate him though)
@DeplorableMinecrafter5 жыл бұрын
@@wyhiobcarlile4879 His troll of the flat earthers earned him the neutral rating.
@SomeFreakingCactus4 жыл бұрын
Evil works out of the desire to hurt others. Neutral works out of the desire to help themselves. Good works out of the desire to help others. How they choose to implement that is lawful vs chaos. A warlord who loves to rule over others is evil. A warlord who wants power is neutral. A warlord who wants to empower people is good. Logan Paul is egotistical. He cares for himself over anyone else. He gains this power by bullying others and demonstrating greatness over them. This makes him mostly neutral evil, leaning towards chaos and true neutral. A person like CGPGrey wishes to be an individual known for being smart and entertaining. However, he also wishes for his viewers to become smarter and entertained. His strong philosophies and ideologies originate from academics. This pushes him towards lawful good, but close to neutral good.
@KushWhacker2 жыл бұрын
I love the fishing comparison... that is definitly a great way to look at it
@ryconroleplays6 жыл бұрын
Fantastic as always
@jacowagener47126 жыл бұрын
*CGP Grey uploads* Finally my life has meaning
@joesf46014 жыл бұрын
I like your channel and your view on things, thanks a lot for all of your effort mate!
@onua1366 жыл бұрын
I deeply appreciate the hidden positivity of your analytical viewpoints on life. Thank you for this video.
@TheMaplestrip6 жыл бұрын
yyyy-mm-dd? Yes! You're in my tribe! :D
@Mafia2001006 жыл бұрын
ISO 8601, bitches!
@MrNateSPF6 жыл бұрын
I'm in! Just let me know when we're to start our attack on those who don't understand numbers should be ordered LTR biggest to littlest.
@NorwayTracking6 жыл бұрын
You’re such a WEEEEEEEEEEEEEnie, EVERYONE uses dd-mm-yyyy!
@mattdombrowski84355 жыл бұрын
Yes, everyone. That is except the Americans, Japanese, and Chinese (and probably several others I've missed). EDIT: did you know there's a calendar wiki!? It's actually super interesting.
@flakmag10045 жыл бұрын
dd-mm-yyyy
@connorhalleck28956 жыл бұрын
I do the notebook thing too, but also with drawings! Super helpful to get to know myself and how to maximize my stats.
@Darkchipper076 жыл бұрын
How does that make you productive in life? And what would you write about?
@connorhalleck28956 жыл бұрын
Well I'm a professional animator, so doing drawings and saving my books helps me keep track of my progress. As for writing, I write ideas down for later, but also I take account of my current goals and priorities. And as those change over time, I can keep old goals/ideas from falling through the cracks of time. It keeps my from getting anxious about all the stuff (golden shit, I am convinced haha) that goes through my head: ideas for projects, music I want to check out, goals for my future, ideas on how to be less depressed, weekly goal lists. If I write it down, I can trust myself to find it again if it's important. Thus, I don't try to constantly try to remember everything. I can be much more in the moment, which is vital for my work, and my enjoyment of my life. Also, the act of writing and drawing itself feels good and relieves anxiety in the moment, while also being good practice. Having a small, pocket-sized book allows me to fall into the comfortable pillow fort of my creative mind whenever I want.
@Darkchipper076 жыл бұрын
This is really helpful, thank you for your input and looks like I will have to keep a small notepad on me from now on.
@juliette1176 жыл бұрын
stop
@danbrooks50606 жыл бұрын
That alignment chat with quotes from HI was great.
@anonymoustextingstories12584 жыл бұрын
"I would rule with compassion and an iron fist" I pledge mine sword to thy my lord of knowledge
@emilyoswin38306 жыл бұрын
with the amount of free books on audible given by youtubers I could own their whole goddamn library
@minimooster72586 жыл бұрын
same though
@josgeerink94346 жыл бұрын
IKR
@linusdannull12476 жыл бұрын
Good vid, cya again in 4 years.
@IMindiffernt6 жыл бұрын
You can always just listen to his podcast. . .
@bartmans76 жыл бұрын
Watch the Q&A vids back to back and watch grey slowly becoming happier
@Abyssal_Dreamer6 жыл бұрын
Wow... you've just changed my view of life and the world with a 7 min Q & A... this is... Awesome. Thank you.
@trifarianboi30436 жыл бұрын
CPG Grey video??? is it Christmas??
@AttilaAsztalos6 жыл бұрын
Must be a leap year. Don't these come only on leap years?
@Javier-kv3eg6 жыл бұрын
It's not christmas, the next video will be on christmas tho
@anameidontknow11346 жыл бұрын
Nah
@bidgitbinner74306 жыл бұрын
YEAH DUDE
@imveryangryitsnotbutter6 жыл бұрын
No, it's not November 1st yet.
@alkmi27546 жыл бұрын
I watched the whole ad for audible just waiting to see any hat changes.
@vralmeida546 жыл бұрын
Grey's talk about passion is just the perfect pep talk for me right now. Thank you awesome sir. 😭 --From the very lost trying to adult me
@zinzam65055 жыл бұрын
6:21 - CGP Grey THE FINAL BOSS
@repmel6 жыл бұрын
Wanted: The 7th planet King George, of metaphorical wings, non-unique in a world of billions, and wears a hat.
@boltstrikes4296 жыл бұрын
Danger levels: Chaotic Evil
@metfan4l6 жыл бұрын
4:15 Holy shit, is that Mr. Plinkett in the bottom right corner? :D
@tman301j6 жыл бұрын
And then a few seconds later, when all the youtubers return, CGP is standing in his place. He's even pointing at 'chaotic evil' on the alignment chart.
@villa72306 жыл бұрын
who the fuck is Mr. Pinkett?
@davidnotonstinnett6 жыл бұрын
Grey likes RedLetterMedia, specifically the star wars reviews
@CesarJoseee6 жыл бұрын
Villa He's a guy who hired a couple of hack frauds to fix his VCR.
@SkRo0BEe6 жыл бұрын
Plinkett is chaotic evil
@neofoxboi3 жыл бұрын
I just want to say I very much appreciate your CGPlinkett
@thelonewanderer40844 жыл бұрын
Love your channel. Learned a lot
@mmaakk326 жыл бұрын
But CTP Green! What if dreaming IS my passion???
@Leathania6 жыл бұрын
Become a writer.
@LyricalDJ6 жыл бұрын
Keep on dreaming, even if you can't make it your living. There's nothing saying you _have_ to make your job be connected to one of your passions. Although if you can, well, that's probably quite nice. :o) Work to live, don't live to work.
@vornamenachname27276 жыл бұрын
Mahoole Magic School May you be so nice and correct the mistakes in your comment really quick, please?
@wtfkiffer6 жыл бұрын
Then go to sleep
@lethos71046 жыл бұрын
let's make CTPGreen new meme
@Maddin13136 жыл бұрын
Spotted Mr. Plinkett
@TylerjoProductions6 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ I didn't think I'd find so much enlightenment by clicking on a Grey vid with meme in the title, this is amazing. Thank you for the analogies, it really hit for me as I'm sure it did many others.
@dwaynecharlton6 жыл бұрын
Loved the fishing analogy. That was beautiful.
@aa-ut9ni6 жыл бұрын
chaotic good grey = happy brady
@joemother62006 жыл бұрын
2073: Grandkid: grandpa, can you help me with a school report? Me: what is it about? Grandkid: Memes. Me: I finally am useful.
@yyangcn6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna rewatch that fishing part every time I have doubts about what I want to do next in my life.
@Someone-ee3ny3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about death for about a week and when I watch this video it really put me back up in a better place thank you CGP Grey
@Excard0n6 жыл бұрын
Modern College = Daycare is probably the best and simple equation ever.
@davidhong19346 жыл бұрын
Plus, it's way over priced and overrated, especially if you're learning something like coding, which can be self taught to a large degree.
@z-beeblebrox6 жыл бұрын
Technically, it can be self-taught to *no* degree, since you only get those at college
@Pyronaut_6 жыл бұрын
Agreed on YYYY-MM-DD Makes sorting thing by date so much easier.
@charlesjames65175 жыл бұрын
Meme edition EU: allow us to introduce ourselves
@biliminsrlar57524 жыл бұрын
COPPA:My time has come.
@jenkem41176 жыл бұрын
It's weird how much of what you say sticks with me. Often times I look to myself for direction and hear your voice. I appreciate everything that you're doing mate. 🤘
@emcee44876 жыл бұрын
Dylan Thome If you're not already a Tim, you should check out Hello Internet, Grey's podcast
@simonmitchell77896 жыл бұрын
The pessimist says the glass is half empty, the optimist says the glass is half full, and the physist ducks
@satiric_6 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, the engineer comments that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
@samwallaceart2886 жыл бұрын
Saying 50% is so much simpler; then the receiving listener will automatically interpret that to mean "full" or "empty" to align with their opinion; and then, with creative use of vague language, you have tricked them into thinking you are part of their tribe.
@GoldenredDragon6 жыл бұрын
I say it's full. Half air, half water.
@bloogaming88276 жыл бұрын
I'm only commenting because these other replies completely missed you XKCD reference.
@passodibasso94306 жыл бұрын
It's 50% what though?
@Charlemagne576 жыл бұрын
The thing about school being a glorified babysitting service mixed with a game of trivial pursuit is so true. School does very little to prepare you for the outside world, and colleges do very little to prepare people for (most) vocations. Yet business still insist on you having this meaningless, very expensive, piece of paper, instead of using some sort of apprenticeship system where people can learn skills they will actually use while actually being productive. Additionally, high school gives everyone vast amount of general knowledge information that people forget like 90% of within a few years, and then colleges have the nerve to set general education requirements that do more of the exact same thing, except much much more expensive. Furthermore, blue collar wages continue to increase as many white collar jobs see a drop in pay because so many people are getting these degrees that the more menial jobs that require practical skills not taught in colleges are becoming more valuable. Yet, for the most part, we still need to commit thousands of dollars and years of our life to this institution that teaches us very little practical knowledge or life skills. tldr; our school system's f*cked up -sincerely, a frustrated college student
@davidhong19346 жыл бұрын
That's why you take something like programming, which, for all practical purposes, is a self-taught skill that you'll learn anyways, but college also gives you a fancy paper for having done so. If you want to skip the whole college thing, do IT. Cisco offers certification exams, as does Microsoft, that are usable in certain job situations without any college degrees whatsoever.
@stroopwafelfalafel6 жыл бұрын
Allow me to guide you to "Hello Internet #7: Sorry, Language Teachers" and "Hello Internet #9: Kids in a Box" where CGP Grey and Brady Haran discuss their 'neutral' opinions on school.
@DavidAllen-px7gr6 жыл бұрын
It made me think that all the way up to high school is preparing you for college, and college gives you keys to jobs. It's valueless at teaching adulting...
@arturocevallossoto52036 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't hire a non-engineer for an engineering job.
@williamelmore41006 жыл бұрын
Chase Brown s
@tiikoni87425 жыл бұрын
1:45 - 2:09 I think that is one of the best advice and example I've heard for a long, long time.
@AndreBorisov6 жыл бұрын
Thank you, the one who asked the question, and the one who chose to answer that question.
@videogyar26 жыл бұрын
yyyy/mm/dd Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well:)
@niallmchugh72556 жыл бұрын
Perhaps he is part of your tribe :P
@user-uj7dp6ik7g5 жыл бұрын
ISO 8601 master race!
@Kaedynlimon5 жыл бұрын
@@mateozapata3112 It's that way because when you speak of dates at least in America, you say November 7th, 1999. Instead of the 7th of November 1999. That's why its that way. Don't hate the way other countries do something just because you don't understand or think your own method is superior.
@Sparrow4205 жыл бұрын
dickhead our tribe IS superior.
@nolanwestrich26025 жыл бұрын
Eve time.
@olibearws6 жыл бұрын
Inhale the memes. Exhale the memes. I inject the memes straight into my blood stream.
@Roverdrive_X6 жыл бұрын
*Blood str-meme
@maxscribner17436 жыл бұрын
misquoted from the song "meme machine"
@dascandy6 жыл бұрын
Yo dawg, I herd u liek memes, so I put an Xzibit in your reply so you can meme while you inject stuff into your blood stream.
@maxscribner17436 жыл бұрын
misquote from the song "meme machine"
@ignemuton55006 жыл бұрын
without memes i will die.
@koelkastkkn3 жыл бұрын
That segway was so smooth I only realised it after watching the video a second time