Quantum Department of Transportation Training Video | Meow Wolf

[@marcusblackwell2372]

It's official. I haven't a doubt: Meow Wolf needs to be an open world videogame

[@UwUDaniUwU]

Needs to happen now

[@kovskii3955]

You mean it needs to happen... meow

[@cherrify3498]

YES

[@cherrify3498]

I was the 169th like on this comment

[@PlanetComputer]

8

[@MisterBubbaMan]

I was on the ride. My hand is now a brussel sprout

[@MisterBubbaMan]

It still is, help

[@butterflyflower1321]

Uh oh

[@ayu1470]

yum.

[@Jane_ForShort]

damn. rip

[@MisterBubbaMan]

@@Jane_ForShort *IT STILL IS*

[@25usd94]

Criminally underviewed and underrated

[@folddyy]

he is getting tons of subs wow

[@fancyclown2386]

@@folddyy it's a side show attraction in santa Fe and Las Vegas not a actually person

[@owouwu9032]

bro based on the side effects I'm pretty sure that they spiked the orange drink from omega with lsd.

[@100madmic]

Oh no that doesn't sound good.

[@infinitenothing6115]

@@100madmic the LSD or the fact someone actually considered drinking the Orange Drink?

[@Sollace]

More like someone spiled the lsd with orange drink

[@lzrshark617]

Well yeah. Why else do you think it was recalled? But too many ppl were already addicted to it, so they decided to try and put a p.r. spin on it instead of fixing their mistake. There's gonna end up being mesothelioma-type commercials for that crap in the future if they don't force the recall and stop ppl from drinking it

[@sukitzombies00]

I'm pretty sure the orange juice has something way worse than lsd in it

[@notu9462]

This is a Grateful Dead tour meets hitchikers guide to the galaxy.

[@marcushandley1989]

"You will then find the cosmic egg." is such a vibe.

[@rasarbanab]

straight from omega mart

[@hashbmo]

How does this channel have so little views??? The content is super high quality

[@incognito3dmodelinganimati668]

idk I found this through omega mart and I wish I could go to one but I'm too far away from one of the places

[@mlgproplayer2915]

True!

[@ameilioracryptos5298]

@@incognito3dmodelinganimati668 same

[@SgtBilby]

Perhaps they are viewed as a Skycorp ripoff

[@Lopal12]

@@incognito3dmodelinganimati668 same

[@owl6637]

I remember what the ride was before it was the Kaleidoscape. It was some bad Ghost shooting ride. You guys definitely improved it.

[@nikushim6665]

Meh its still a pretty lame dark ride, it just looks like some burningman hipsters half-assed it with redecorating.

[@Heart_Stick]

best thing I went on to date. My bf got turned into a cucumber, but its k

[@mia234567]

Lucky. Mine turned into a gherkin so we had to break up

[@benm1414]

Perfect! Can still get use out of him but now entirely on your terms! 😉 🌹🥒

[@noobbutbetter]

Eat him

[@DMack6464]

@@benm1414 uwu

[@Deltexterity]

@@DMack6464 .//.

[@faimynth6030]

The fact this is one big ad campaign for an actual thing and not just an ARG is what bewilders me everytime

[@warpedmine9682]

no its a ad to args

[@eIi2008]

@@warpedmine9682 no it’s not

[@cghbv1585]

it's ad for a store that's an ARG

[@cghbv1585]

but the store does exist

[@cghbv1585]

the store doesn't really do anything of what's listed it's just supposed to make you think that

[@Paddylol]

Was there, visited the Mushroom Kingdom but now gravity is upside-down for me. Edit: I also went to Goiky Canal (bfdi place) but I'm still an object. But without limbs.

[@schizosnake]

You might just be in Australia

[@kyledavidson8712]

Bummer.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

@@schizosnake regular or space?

[@schizosnake]

@@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 there's a difference?

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

@@schizosnake well one is the home of Jeice from the Ginyu force while the other is on Earth.

[@Lionkingview]

Could meow wolf please be responsible for the next hitchhikers guide to the galaxy adaptation ?

[@elusivegamergirl]

It would be so much more amazing than the original if they were in charge of it.

[@valleygirltotallyforsure]

That's so funny, I totally got hitchhiker to the galaxy vibes from this too....

[@lagzilla163]

this channel is unbelivably underrated it makes me so sad

[@snail9552]

Yeah, they spent so much time to make an omega mart ad

[@stevelucky7579]

WAIT WAIT WAIT! I was told there would be peanut free salted peanuts, when will we get those?

[@poltive]

That's at the end; chromatic displacement can result in lower sodium levels so SFSP are always offered!

[@stevelucky7579]

@@poltive appreciated

[@justsomeplantcells-]

Damn man, black Mesa has become a theme park. Hope the resonance cascade won’t happen again

[@thevortexisendless9012]

Hey, just because your name is Gordon doesn't mea- HEY! DONT TOUCH THA- GREAT, WE ARE HAVING A RESONANCE CASCADE AGAIN! GREAT JOB!

[@zackyona1916]

Maybe this time theyll give me a HELMET!

[@zeniththetoaster9712]

LOOK GORDON, ROPES!

[@rocklee7737]

The resonance cascade is what happens when Q particles fall into the wormhole

[@emmettbarley5721]

I can hear the screams from here...

[@lukefox718]

This sounds like its from an actual ride at area 15

[@owl6637]

It is a ride. The Kaleidoscape was in Elitch Gardens in Denver, CO

[@prcld]

it was (or is- haven't been there in a while) at elitch gardens in denver. pretty fun, though even if it's gone you can technically still do it cause they just redecorated a ghost-themed ride that was already there update: went last weekend (may 23 2021), it's still there and fucking amazing. i'm not that big on thrill rides so probably the favorite one i did. trippy af

[@owl6637]

@@prcld yep! I remember that ride. Was really crappy and didn't have much maintenance done on it. Kaleidoscape was a huge improvement

[@stiffpictures8971]

I remember no such thing at Elitch and now I’m intrigued

[@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110]

@@owl6637 I went there. It’s got omega mart levels of confusing things.

[@Donteatacowman]

I love this. Is there a name for this genre of art? The kind that's SORT of surreal, SORT of dada, but focuses on viewing the surreal through the lens of the mundane? Like as an example from another medium, just about any joke from Welcome to Night Vale. That... cosmic horror being treated as an everyday experience as a way of pointing out the strangeness of our existing structures? I feel like corporations/brands, technology, and alienation within a community are running themes. And aesthetically, I connect it with comforting or nostalgic imagery being used in a horror-themed way (KZbin is recommending me Omega Mart's neon signage, but honestly a lot of vaporwave/cyberpunk alluded to in the video seems to fit the Vibe). Like ... writing creepypasta-style about walking into a K-Mart, or an illustration of a family from a 90's nintendo ad but their heads are replaced with the TV from the ad. Viscera and blood, if depicted, are sort of hidden away in a corner, like a little puddle around a Coca-cola bottle that looks like soda until you get closer... or otherwise made cartoonish by being neon pink or green. I love this style and I'd like to be able to refer to it more accurately than "surreal horror."

[@carumsarene]

I call it "Mundane Horror"

[@kristyandesouza5980]

Someone please give this channel more views

[@kyledavidson8712]

I just did.

[@zhuofanzhang9974]

I'm having a fever and this seems like a dream come true

[@David-Ray]

I love remembering all my future birthdays

[@Blenif]

Meow Wolf with another BANGER upload

[@isasadiqov7721]

This is some Aperture Lab type of marketing and I love it

[@vortmax1981]

And two years later we have Convergence Station. Beautiful!

[@Terrakinetic]

"Terminal nostalgia" sounds like a real life condition.

[@orbot-cubotfan8377]

A dangerous ride through time, space, and the literal unexplained? Perfect ride for the kids!

[@ryarod]

The Quantum passenger safety car looks to me like an alternate universe Mystery Machine.

[@elijahdale4546]

Wish I was going to kalidescope at Etlich rn

[@Yoctopory]

I hate that I have to watch this every time I travel. I know the drill alright!

[@wu2166]

Ok the deja vu part was genuinely hilarious

[@dralithi]

A Meow Wolf VR app would be BONKERS.

[@mothermon467]

I’d do it in a heartbeat

[@corvidcryptid8989]

Meow Wolf needs it's own theme park with QDoT being an indoor rollercoaster

[@aprilvee9154]

watching this kind of stuff makes me wish even more that i lived in america where i could actually go see this stuff

[@valleygirltotallyforsure]

Where do you live?

[@JoshThePinkGump]

Instructions unclear, I went on the ride and now I'm a multi-colored talking horse.

[@indigofenix00]

At first I thought it was irresponsible and unrealistic to create a public transportation method that requires manually focusing a conglomatron in order to not suffer catastrophic existence failure, but then I realized that catching a bus, a train or a plane could be bewildering and deadly to a person unfamiliar with the practices of how such transport methods work. A future where quantum travel requires mental attention is not entirely without precedent.

[@sagepupper]

I went on the ride, and I came back a large animal on two legs

[@UltraVioletLite]

when a ride turns you into a furry

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

@@UltraVioletLite he ment a human

[@UltraVioletLite]

@@West_Coast_Mainline oh ok

[@sagepupper]

@@West_Coast_Mainline no, I ment furry

[@briishcabbage568]

You mean you didnt become a ɷ▶ΔΠ πↇ∞∑? Damn, i pity you man

[@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife]

With every vid I watch from these guys I'm more and more certain that they really are aliens. They just shared with us inter-dimensional travel.

[@kafs1822]

Can they open an Omega Mart in Australia? I feel the mix of lethal fauna and fragmented reality would make for fun times

[@DJdoppIer]

_Finally, a ride that shows you what it's like to be on drugs, without actually having to be on drugs._

[@Twister980]

I had a buddy who used to work for the Air Force, He had a buddy who lost his symbiote during this ride.

[@sweaterkitty-fluff]

I just realized that QDOT is referenced in the new Convergence Station location, that's super cool

[@Sofiamia000]

That deja vu thing actually got me for a second there

[@trevorrandom]

♥ MEOW WOLF

[@ICanDoThatToo2]

So wait, I *don't* need to keep my arms and legs inside the ride at all times?

[@avasolis6470]

Wow! Okay things are going to get werid. But it's really so cool!

[@kyledavidson8712]

Chromatic Impermanence. I've been afraid of this since 1996. Thanks, plant teachers.

[@AlyCatVR]

This needs more views

[@SEZMALOIN]

This ride is actually pretty cool, I recommend it

[@judithsixkiller5586]

You must embrace and converge with the wise paradox of the absurd . In the words of a certain doctor: "DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT!"

[@monsoonmast]

Underrated Channel

[@ozzni1]

Went on this ride, feet got turned into the ride so I had to get amputated, fun time

[@NoGreedSeeds]

Enjoy the ride, indeed. Trip-trip-trip-tripping. 👀💚🤫

[@poltive]

I've ridden this before, I can't wait to try for the first time!

[@viscountalpha]

This is bad news. Nothing good can come from holes in the dimensional barriers.

[@chongjunxiang3002]

This is like those crazy surreal meme video, but doing it seriously.

[@opshredderytp]

This profession HAS TO exist

[@gagaplex]

Considering there is no end or beginning, I guess that means the ride ends where it starts. Like most rides. But with science!

[@elektrogumindustries9387]

Way ahead of you

[@davewolf8869]

Actually the thing he said about time is true. I was shown a vision of how time is contained in an orb and there's a line in the center touching 2 points with many realities and realms converging. It's how God shows people the future and etc cos he sees the whole orb.

[@guys_animations]

this is what plays at kaleidescape

[@AA-sg2py]

Ohhh So this is the test version of Convergence Station

[@cattanik5445]

This gives me extreme portal vibes.

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

I like they said ‘terminal sense of deja vu’ 676 times and counting.

[@gagidoo4757]

You seem to be expieriencing A terminal sense of deja vu, this can cause you to have A terminal sense of deja vu

[@andersonluttrell6913]

Me watching this in 2021… THATS THE COMPANY BEHIND THE CONVERGENCE STATION!!!

[@madisonhughes5049]

Meow wolf needs a full theme park

[@PseudoEmpathy]

This is a physicist's version of the turboencabulator.

[@Josuh]

That jingle at the end reminded me so much of Portal

[@thewatcher9237]

What should I do if my neck doesn’t go back to normal?

[@briishcabbage568]

Buy Omega Mart`s handy - dandy neck shortener

[@jamesgrey13]

Finally... Quantum travel made simple!

[@alisona.4166]

Thumbnail is just a necky boy enjoying his Bad Dragon purchase.

[@Nizati]

Ok where is this ride? God damn I wish I could get out of Canada and see all this beautiful insanity.

[@jonavene12]

it's in denver.

[@thevortexisendless9012]

Last time I did this my arm exploded and I almost blacked out. It was brilliant.

[@Zorro9129]

Reminds me of that Sam and Max game with the internet.

[@briishcabbage568]

@Funny Koichi dog and dirty - minded - rabbit

[@turboking9238]

Seems simple enough. Though I would express my concerns involving mass omnidirectional molecular displacement, I'm sure the side effects of entering a 9th plane of non-existent space should wear off yesterday.

[@judithsixkiller5586]

Ar b'aray. Eve Arden G'flark!

[@turboking9238]

@@judithsixkiller5586 Hmm, good point. Though we're going to need a lot of anti matter for something like that.

[@judithsixkiller5586]

@@turboking9238 I actually borrowed that bit from a Robin Williams stand up comedy album. HTG- I once said that sentence out loud to Google and it translated it to " I'll be okay, I'm going to Palm Springs!" I about died laughing at this and I started to wonder if he somehow intended for someone to eventually figure that out.

[@turboking9238]

@@judithsixkiller5586 Ooohhhhh, cool!!

[@judithsixkiller5586]

@@turboking9238 it made me start thinking- What other outlandish gibberish nonsense out there could be revealed to make sense though Google translate? The bind goggles.

[@lillyimaginator]

0:17 they put everything on a bagel

[@Roger11719]

I can see you've done a donut tutorial or two.

[@agrocentrotocaima1]

How Quantum/Q. does have any rules of this? This will partically make me confused if i get on the ride and also why theres focusing shooting on this? I dont know if i get on the ride and the cosmic egg will make ride? Im sure...soon.

[@MoonOfCheese]

i grew a trunk and half of my entire body became a 5 dimensional cuttlefish eyeball but aside from that i would say the ride was pretty fun

[@DullChannel1]

This should be an amusement park ride where you need to find Q particles for omega mart.

[@FOUR_FACEx2]

Will I get a stand from this? I’m oddly curious.

[@mustacheboyo]

Is that the voice of Finn at the end?

[@raventavern3907]

Me: *reads title* I like your funny words magic man.

[@garnet1918]

Wonderful.

[@newaccountkikotheself-inse2146]

Chop, chop, game devs. Make a game about Meow Wolf. Now. (yeah someone said this but still, it needs to happen)

[@Roquez]

Omega Mart needs a TV serie.

[@thesupremeduck]

"Long neck Markiplier doesn't exist, he can't hurt you" long neck markiplier: 0:40

[@OneDotLeader]

1:31 Cosmo pleasure? Oh Boy

[@SaintJimmy379]

A terminal sense of dejavu is spoopy

[@R4nd0mGu9]

sounds fun.

[@videooblivion]

I rode this to QS132.B and my luggage became sentient at sector 8. Now I’m not sure if I was the luggage or the passenger.

[@arthurjeremypearson]

The secret of the universe was revealed to me in the skimm did di finge de Pogue. And all I got was multi dimensional travel!

[@kittenblossom2794]

Needs a tad more Cowbell!

[@thepronounsnatcher7171]

I went on this ride with my classmate's older sister once.

[@bronsonbeagle6834]

Is this a ride?

[@Revo2Evo]

Song?

[@tetrofita1787]

Me after seeing this video: (gasp) Those are big words!

[@baboi4071]

* chuckles * *im in danger*

[@asherhockersmith8271]

Thanks QDOT!

[@refr8633]

I literally got deja vu during this, but not even in the part talking about it.

[@bochen1079]

i got the other parts down. but... the... fuck is potential kinetic energy

[@kingfisherman9830]

O̷̢̝͕̩̤̝̯͙͙̰̜͈̪̗̹͇͗͗͌̃́͐͂̎̆͗̈̾̀̔͛̀̈́͑͘͘͝͝͝͝ͅṃ̷̨̛̭̭̹̱̩͈̟͉̰̲̤̽̈̽͂̑̑̅̒̽̓͒̃̈́́́́͒̉̃̂͊̔̊̀̔͛͌́̾̾͘̕͘͝e̷̢̲͎͍̤̞̘̝̮̥̳̖͎̱̹̳̱͖͔̣̦̹̥̳͍̫̟͇̐̌̈́̋̽͛̏̄̐̑̓̄̈́͆́̄͋̏͒̔̊̉̔̾͊̋̑̾̄̽̈̇̀̑͌̈͘͘̚͜͠͠͠͝͝ͅg̵̛̦̩̤͉̬͚͇̘͍̲̠̻̗̖̍̎̈̆͑̓͌̃͊̏͆̀́̈́͌͆̀̐̂͂̊̔̆͛́̀͑̚͝͝ͅạ̶̢̨̛͕̬͉͈̠̲̣̠̺̪̙͓̝̳͕̥͖̪͍̟̩̝̜̹̟̱͎̜͍̉̂͆́̉̔͂͌̿̾̈́̆̉̈́̿̀̌̇͛̌̿́̀̓̈͘̚͜͝͠ͅͅ ̷̧̧͉̼̣͎̘̪͕͙̠̲̣̱̖̝̝̤̤̟̝͈̣̯̗͙͎͔̜͓̺͉͕̤͇͕͖̤̮̈͊̄̏̈́̈̀̋͆͗̓͂̂̋̎̉̾̈́̌̾̽̆̀̈͌̾͐̓̕̚͝͝͝ͅͅM̵̲͍̗̼̯͒͗͋̐͐͛̀̀͗̈̽ͅa̵̡̧̨̨̻͍̳̣̦͙͎̳͖̜̖͖̹̝͙͎̪̜͉̻͖̲̥͓͎̟̗̰̩̟͔̱̦̩̦͙̽̄r̵̡̨̡̧̨͇̺͈͔͍̖̜̜̙̦̜̱͎̦̪̺̩̣̮͓͚̞̤̩͐͛̃̈́̕̚͜͝ť̷̡̛̛̺͎̰̞̱̼̜̟͉̥̹̗͎͈͉̖̞̲̣̞͍̥͙̗̫͇̩̙̈́̏͗̊̀̂̈́́͆̈̐̃́̾̓̃̆̾̐̀͋͂͐̓̈́̄̽̅͐̒̃̎͂́̅̒̀̚̕͜͜͠™̵̢̛̂̐̏͆͑̉͑̓̔̿̚ ̶̨̢̧̨̛̛̺̼̭̜͎̯͙̟͙͔̰̭̝̹̳͓̤̩̙̘̹̩̬̺̲̲̻̻͔̻͈͍͕̞̖̥͌̇̏̒́̿̄̃̈́̒͐̓̓̆̉͗̈̌̄̐̃̊̚̕͜͝͝C̶̛͇͈̗̦̭̲̼̼͚̺̳͊̔̓̒̓̄̈̏̕̚á̶̡̨̡̢̢̨̛̛͕̼̼̱̤͖̠̲̜̤̬͖̙̘͖̳̟͉͉̲̜̤̩͇̜̼̼̙̰̺̯̔͑̏̒͛͋̽́̊̑̆̒̊̍͊̈̈́̈́̔͆̉̈͆̒̾͑̈́̈́̾͘͝͝ṋ̵̡̢̡̡̧̡̢͚͕̣͕̠͓̼̦͓͈̘̠̘̗̹̣͙̥͈̩͎̟̞̘̠̪̜̹͔̥̝͌͛̅̂̏̃̊́́̎̂͗̐͗͌̈͛͋́͑̂̓̂̄͌̉̉̏́̅̾̈́̀̏́̒̏͘̕̕͜͝ņ̸̧̛͍͎͙͈̯̬͇̤̫̣̼̲̫̤̥̋̒̓͊̈͂̍́̚͜é̷̡̧̧̢̬̰̜̗͇̬̠̥̮͔̦̦̣͔̻͕́͐̚͝d̴̢̨̠͙̦̞͓̫̥̻͓̳̞͚̍̇̿͗̔̄̈́̾̀̓͗̌̒̀͌̊̿̄̏̃̋͗̓̈́̽̌́̒̉͊̕͠͝͠͝͝ͅ ̴̡̨̨̛̛̛̲͍̥̳̮̖̖͎̦̖͕̼̺͚̫̜͓̩̌̑̓́̊͒͊̓̅̉͑̑̌̆́̀̂̐̊͂͂̓̋͐͆̏͌͛̊̇͒̅̈́̚̕͘̚̕͜͜͜͝ͅṜ̶̡̗̜͈̣̲̠͎̪̥̙̱̜̯̟̭͂͋͆͑̈́̂̈́͛̎̃͛̍̌̿̓̉̔́̈̒̽͑̀̒̐̅͊̀̈́̓̿͝͠o̴̦̲͊̋̽̈́̋̃̑̅͊͆̏̐͆̈́̽͂̋̒͒̏̾̓̇͘̚͠͝͠͝g̶̡̧̧̛̪̲̖̥̩̪̫̟̤͉͕̯͕͚̠̩̗̓̽̎̍̉͋͗̈̈́̓͛̎͌́̄̒́̊̓́͛̃̇̿̿͆̐̀͂̈́̚̚̚̚͜͠͝ͅë̶̡̨̧̘͎̘̞̳̬͇͓͔̹̙̮͙̙̞̣͙̭̘͖̫̰͉͇̗̭̥̗͚̹́̍̆͜͜͜ͅŗ̵̨͇̘̳̙͈̤̼̝̜͈̜̲̣͖̞̱̰͔͈͔̮̟̓̄̑͐̃̎͊̓͆͆̈́̈́̓͠͝ͅͅͅ ̵̡̧̡̧̡̡̛͖͈̞̝̝̦͓̗͚͈̬͇͓̜̘̼̺̞̳̝̝͎̗̯͍̞͖̜͑̇̎̈́̀̈̋͗̀̋̇̀̅̒̊̋̿̂́͊͂̎̿͛̚͘͜͜ͅͅW̸̧̢̧̨̬̺̟̺̮̖̞̭̗̤̳̲̩̫͓̪̫̗̼͇̹̻̒̑͆͗͂͜͜ͅá̷̧̧̛̲͉̠̼̠̟̹̪̰͕̞̝̼̳͚̦̤̘̭̫̫̹̳̝͍̮͙̘̹̪͎̩͎͔̖͋̿̑͌͌̈́̈́̊̿̈́̉̏͛͐̔̂̇͛̽͊͒́̉͋̓͒̄̈́͂̓̎̑̑̈͘̕͘͠ͅţ̸͙̼͓̦̙̳̪͎͇̞͚͕̜̯̖̹͙̣͉̩̟͚̰̫̖̭̫̩͈̪̪̤̙̲̣̳̥̟͔͐̏̅̈́͐̔͌͜͜͜ḝ̴̨̛̖͕̮̼̠̬̮̤̪̈͐͐̏̉͆͑̇͂͗͐͗̾̽̎̾̿͛̓̀̈́͑̐̕͜͜͠r̵̫̪̟͍̠̝̳͈̦̭͎̝̠͖̜̗͔̲̻͔̬̉̿͌̆̄̄́͌͆̄̾̿͂͆͆͠ͅs̵̢̨̛̗̪͕͎̙̭̖͈̜͇̞͚͚͉̘̊̔͌̑̃́̆̐͂͋̊̎͑̅́̇͊͂̀͐͌̑̂̒͘̚͘͝͠ͅ ̷̡͚͇̠̝̭̯͈̳̘̗̲̤͗͗̈̐͌̄̐̓̃W̶̨̱͕̺̦̭̻͙͚͔͈͍͚̮̩̝̥̙̭͔̦͖̻̹̠̎̽̿͒̇̐͘i̸̼̗̋̉̍͐̒̏̈́̒́͐͐̂͂̍̔̑̎͝t̶̡̧̨̛̼̻̞̱̰̫̦͓̻̲͉͉̞̼̞͍͖̬̮̜̟̳͔͖͊̆̓͑͂́̀̓͂̊̉̈́̈́̓̃͌̍̆̏̾͊̃͝ḥ̸̨̨̨̧̛̛̛̛̱̘̹̮̗̯̻͓͎̝̙̜̹̲̣̼̭͚̜͓̞͍͈̼̤̤̠̙̈́̓̈́̿̎̈̉̑͒̓̈́̌̃̈́̈́̄̆́͂͋̃̀̔͑͘̕̚͘̕͜͜͠ͅͅ ̸̢̡̨̢̛̻̺͖̝̬͖̣̜͓̮̟͎͉͇͕̺͇̠̜̬͇̺̱̪̘̍̉́͛̓́̑̍̑̾͐̾̇̈͋̊͐̃͂̚͝͝ͅͅͅŮ̵̢̲̗̠̥̬̬̬̈́̿̏̃̽̓́́̊͂̐̈́̍̒͗̌́̎̔̈́̌̓̂̓̂̓̎̍̐͗̏̕̚͝͝͠͝͠ņ̸̡̢̢͓̲͓͖̺̞͈̗̦̱̯̟̩͎͍̬̺̪̱̯̞̭̰̤̦̩̠̘̠̟͚̠̲̯̖̟̣͛̾͊̐̈́͆̐̽́͗̈́̽͛̍̇́̑̂̈́̉̐̄̈́̓̕͜͝͝ͅį̷̢̢̛̜̞͖͇̗̜͕̩̖̘̹̝̰̱̹̩̩͖̤͎͎͙͖̫̫̬̩͇̗̹̪͓͑̊̀̈́͗͒̇̎̓́͒̀̊́͜͜͝͝ͅv̸̨͓͍̬͇͖̭͉͍̫͈̹̖͖̪̣̠̥͚̲͉͕͓̞̲̗̥̑̽͗̄̀̀̉̎̋́̎̇̓͗͐̓͌̽̄̀̕͠ę̷̛̛̛̠̙̯̺̬̪͔̯̖͙͉̙͙̼̝̳̭͖̝̉̉̒̀̀̋̅̓͗̋̄̔̐͋̎́̔͂̇̾̓̽̎͒͒̌̌͆͒̐͆̚̕͘̕̚͘͝͠ŗ̶̢̢̧̢̗͖̗̜̣̦̟̤̥̘̟̫̱̫̇̌š̷̡̨̨̛̛̛͔̗̟̺̝̘̦̤͓̥̞͓̜̙̦̼̥̳͎͗̉͂̓̀͂̈́̈́͐̑̐̆̉̈́͌̏̌͛́́̇͛̽͂̔͂̉͑̚̚͜͝͝ͅe̴̢̢̞̱̼̱̯͓̐̑̌̈́͛͆̋̄͆̽̉̀̽̈́̐̈́̕-̶̨̡̗͇͙̪͋̋̕V̷̨̲̣͎̺̩̺̣͙̙̯̰̭͇̱̣͉̥̹̞̖͚̖̭̭̈́̾̾͗̅͒̄͋̊̃̒͘͝͝͠ͅͅẻ̵̥̾̅͐̐͗͐̓s̸̠̣̲̠͉͕͉̬͇̟̻̱͓̯͔̱͓̊̈́͛͑͂̌͌͐̓̌͋͑̿͠t̵̢̧̺̳̣̤̗̬̻̳̯̹̩̫͔̬͔͍̱̰̹̪̂͊̋̏͌̽͐̆̽́̀̏̓̕͜͜͝͠ͅi̷̻̟͕̐̃͆̆́̈́̾͗̈̇͌͊̇̿͑̐̉̑͋̀̎́̅̔̎̿́̽͘͝͝ģ̶̧̨̙͍͖̺͖͉̙̲͓͔̻̟͉͉̻̗̳̤̫͎̙̠̼̇̉͒͌̓̆̔̀̀̉̈́̀̓͊͜͠ͅę̷̢̡̢̡̢̢͇̩̼̳͇͕̯̩̱̻̻̜̭͎̤̣͈̯͔̜̘̤̳̣̩̺̩͇̹̖̙̮̺͖̬̓̀̒̀͂̃̅̽͆͆͋̋̇̏͒͒́̎̔̂͝ͅͅs̶̤̰̞̤̫͚̰̓̌̓͗̓̔͂͋̌̀̇́̄̍̓̄̆͊̇͛̉̆̎̀͋̍̓̄͌̀̓̉̊͆̂̕̕͜͝͝͝͠͝ ̵̡̨͈̹̙̠͙̩͔͔̝̼͍͇̱̼͔̻̲̗͎̖̦̥̣͉͕͇̙̬̜̫̪̓̀̆̑̅̌͆͑̄͐̇̒̓̀̄̓̅̈́̄̓̇͋̿́͜ͅF̸̡̢̛͇̖͉̼̘̥͚͉͉̼͎̗̼̥͍̮̠͔͙̩̦͚̞̹͓̓̈́̍͒̿̽̍̀͂̀̍̔̈̾̆̍̅̋̈́̄̀̓̏̋̔̍̍͌͑͒̊̄̏̊̿̀͜͝͠͝l̴͇̦̙̣̬̟̜̠͕͕̺̣͓͕̆̆͒̽͋̒̔́̾̊̈́̋͒͐͝a̴̢̢̡̛̻̖̬̞͇̮̹̟̥̱͚̩̰̯̹̥͚̻̲̖͚͌͒͆͛̒̍͑̑̈̄͑̀̿̊̀̀͐͑͋̉͘̚͠͝͝v̸̢̧͈̩̠̻̣̝̩̮̮̥̲̯̹̗͕͕̤͖̀̐͛͋̆̆̽̑̈́͛̈́̓͛̏̓̃̓̓̀̌̐͌̎̄̋̍̈́̂͌̿̈̍̀̕͘̕͜͝͝o̷̧̢͚͔̱̠͙̤̩͚̗͎͚͕̲̰͈̹̲͇̗̩̭͐̎̐͗͂͐͂̃̓̾̑̈́̈̓̈́̐͛̃͂̀͘͜͝͝ŭ̷̢̢̢̫̲͈͇̰̥̳̹͇͎̥͚̳̦̖͚̮̬̆͋̿̇̕̕͝ͅͅr̵̭̦̲̺͊̀͆̓̀̈e̸̡̡̡̛̺͙̯͖̰̰͈̥̫͖̪̬̬̗͕̺̩͓̰͈̦̙̝͔͎̱̭̝̜͐͊̇̇̊̉̊͛̎̃͒̃̎̅͒̓̾̂́͑͗̂̀̽͊͗͛̒͛͛̈́̈̚͠͝͠d̶̢̧̡̧̧̛̞̮̫̱̪̣̱̲̼̮̗̮̗̰̠̬̺̬͓͖̞͓͎̹̦̲͇͉̠̘̲͎͒̈́̽͑͗͆̚ͅ ̶̡̡̨͎̦̦͎̟̖̠̼̞͚̜͕͙͖̤̖̼͌̅̋̉̽͌̍̃̉͂̈́̊͛̅͝K̴̡̡̨̗͚̖̤͇̝̺̟̹͖͔̼͚̙̰̤͔̝̝͕͕̱͔̗͖͈͚̙̠͖̳̔̿́̀̎̽͛́̔́̋͑̏̈́͊̐̅̅̾̓̅̈́͊̒̌̕͠͝ͅͅį̴̡̧̡̧̢̢̢̦̠̱̺̪̲͈͖̼̭̜̫̲̙̤̮̬̺̪̣̜͎̠̩̻̯̮̞̰̀̓̉́̒̆́͐͜͝t̸̢̢̮̞̭͍̝̝̤͚̦̍̍́̑̾͂̓͐̃̕ͅͅḲ̷̠̱̰̫̟̝͔̭̈͒̈́͆̏́̔̈́́̈́́͊̃̔̆̕͘a̷̛̹̳̟͉͍̥̰̹͗̑̅̃̉͆́͂̄̽͒̊͆̍̂͘̚͜͜͝t̶̢̨̼̪͈̰̣̼̗̲̹̣̣̥͖̗̱̥̣̪̯̗͈͖̖̲͇̳̻͖̺͕̠̠͛͆́̊̍̾͛̌̉͒̽̈́̂̚͝ͅs̸̱̱͌̈̌̆̑̈́̐̊͜͝

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@@kingfisherman9830 It's a shame I can't actually read that. XD

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