Quarantined with Norm Macdonald (ft. Josh Gardner)

[@alex_t3r225]

It makes me so sad to see him over and over again saying “I feel great!” When he must have been going through so much pain battling cancer to a draw. Such a legend.

[@jakevendrotti1496]

All the while comforting the rest of us with these videos and the dating thing he started, logo on his hat, he really was the strongest person

[@sobe3106]

@@jakevendrotti1496 what dating thing?

[@lwbldngs]

@@sobe3106 He was involved with the dating app Loko

[@eyesthatburnthemind]

He was depressed and alone too.

[@kateryan1956]

I hope it was just for the bit

[@TheHoneySeeker]

Here is one for you Norm. Anyone that says "One person cannot change the world", never ate a bat.

[@jacobosmak]

dude... gold medal for you!

[@petebultmann]

Stealing this gem...

[@PJErvin]

I can hear Norm saying that.

[@poopandfartjokes]

That’s a solid joke. Where do you get your ideas from?

[@DuggieDug111]

@@poopandfartjokes Nice!

[@MrSteelermania]

"Fly over states", picks the most easterly state....never change norm, never change

[@dave-yj9mc]

maine

[@TS-qq7vr]

It's the desolately rural end to the country.

[@GangdangleOfficialChannel]

You fly over Steven King Land when you go to Quebec, where a secret frog like Norm heralds from. Or do you. I don't know, I live in Tasmania

[@MattTrecartin]

I fly over Maine to get home to Nova Scotia.

[@wormyguy]

Technically Alaska is the most easterly state (the 180th meridian passes through the Aleutian Islands).

[@C.G.Jr.]

This may be one of the saddest ones to go back to after Norm's passing. His constant reassurances to his friend is really heartbreaking. Till next time boys

[@withgoddess1119]

😢

[@petiewheat82]

Everyone cooking at home these days. If only there were a conveniently priced grill made of 100% cast iron to prevent flare-ups.

[@tchrisou812]

man that would be grate

[@terrybellendorf5012]

cast i-ron is how it's pronounced

[@ahhqhaseeb]

Did you just say iearn

[@lambrosk3790]

Tchrisou812 beat me to it by one hour. God bless the man grate

[@losethos1734]

It's pronounced irun

[@chrisburrows2876]

I wish he could call Super Dave. RIP

[@henk2128]

I didn’t even know he was sick

[@theflanman1986]

Well that was written years ago...

[@w.h.1940]

Explain to everyone at home who super Dave was....

[@djp3525]

Where did Super Dave get his ideas?

[@samir6047]

He's in heaven , watching fat women dancing in a circus.

[@butchvito]

There's a real stream of consciousness thing happening here...

[@michaelegan5581]

Yea.. its called conversation

[@JeffRoss1122]

@@michaelegan5581 HAH?

[@lambrosk3790]

I saw that interview a million times. Loved Norms response..Tell the people at home what stream of consciousness is.

[@LordsofMedia]

A real meeting of the mind.

[@LordsofMedia]

@@lambrosk3790 Oh you mean conversation?

[@Botmoot]

wow very powerful rewatching this one knowing today what he was going through. rip norm

[@jasonpovey]

SPOILER ALERT: Norm gets Adam Eget Disease at the end.

[@alecmcjarison999]

Jason Povey lol AEDS

[@niaure6516]

All because that Adam Egret wouldn't wear gloves under the ol' Queensboro Bridge...

[@johnsmith-rk5mn]

@@niaure6516 You misspelled Egert

[@treeheadz]

@@johnsmith-rk5mn it's a stupid name anyway, he should change it.

[@zachmo360]

#adamvirus

[@macklemorganfreeman8488]

"You dont look too hot" "I feel great!" RIP legend

[@juicystag205]

knowing what we do now, listening to josh ask him over and over if he's okay is downright heartbreaking... #RIPNormMacdonald

[@davidlorin1379]

It was part of the shtick, that's why he kept asking. Just part of the bit.

[@Dulcimerist]

I'm also deeply saddened that Norm is gone. This was definitely a bit. Cancer is often called the C-word, and Norm's hilariously warped sense of humor in creating this bit of grabbing a medical dictionary and telling us the other C-word was pure genius. R.I.P. Norm!

[@juicystag205]

@@davidlorin1379 yeah, clearly, but it was norm's idea, you don't think there was meaning behind it? it's like his last decade of jokes were all meta, referring to his cancer, and no one knew

[@juicystag205]

@@Dulcimerist yeah, it's clearly a bit, but he actually does look terrible due to his cancer, which no one knew about, and norm was playing on that from a meta perspective, which is tragic

[@davidlorin1379]

@@juicystag205 Good point. He had Seinfeld on his podcast and was asking serious deep question about god and death and what's after. He asked Larry king and he said "dirt!" No one like Norm.

[@vicdemonejrjr]

We must keep this man safe. He is a world treasure and he is truly essential.

[@woodhd]

church of norm macdonald

[@350125GOW]

A collector's limited edition.

[@lambrosk3790]

Agreed

[@arizonainformationtechnolo6441]

@@woodhd The Book of Norm

[@SolDizZo]

What a fine battleaxe

[@seas1392]

poor norm. man i loved these vids he did and i was wondering why he didnt do any more and now watching this it makes me sad but also makes me smile, ill miss his brand of comedy that is one of a kind

[@rc5989]

No matter how many times I try to remind myself that Norm is setting me up for a joke, he still catches me unawares. I’m beginning to suspect some german shenanigans are afoot!

[@lunar_lorelei]

"until next time, boys" is the youngest-sounding phrase i've ever heard Norm speak.

[@JonnyUnderrated]

I hear when hes lying on top of a lady he talks like the young folk.

[@robertbaldie7]

Makes him sound like Jimmy Savillé

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Last time someone in the comments asked Norm to do signoffs. Norm's cool.

[@bobblybob4351]

:/

[@slazerlombardi]

They added subtitles for the folks at home. That's consideration, I tell ya...

[@floresaza253]

Explain to the folks at home what "subtitles" mean...

[@alexanderwarby-cooper3549]

Hah?!?

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@alexanderwarby-cooper3549 Excellent impression!

[@ownpetard8379]

Daniel L In bed with the ball and chain and no earbuds. Much appreciated.

[@aaronconnell2152]

Norm did in fact, not feel great. He was dying. And instead of crying about it he does a bit about it with this gardiner guy. Respect

[@veroosh]

Funniest man alive, thanks for gracing us with your presence.

[@DEO777]

What is he now?

[@OrangeYTT]

@@DEO777 Funniest Person Who Ever Lived

[@tjcoolk]

The editor has to add captions because Norm's whole fan-base has grown hard of hearing!

[@GolfTool]

Hah?

[@onyxrafle8066]

@@GolfTool He's saying we have T.H.D.

[@iamhereblossom1588]

@@onyxrafle8066 that's one of the worst indicators

[@tahir7883]

Im 25, is that young ?

[@andyjacobs28]

He is Canadian.

[@Hyperslob]

Watching this is surreal knowing what we know now. Thank you for all the great memories Norm Rest In Peace buddy.

[@dariawells7438]

Norm, I never thought I could love you more, but you did it, you made me love you more with these adorable videos. Hugs to you and your mom. Hope you guys stay healthy!

[@MutethatBozo]

I'm finally recovering a bit. It was about a week of gnarly hurling. Watching a lot of classic Norm helped me through it, and I thank you for that. Peace :)

[@MutethatBozo]

@John Afella I have suffered from a still undiagnosed condition for about 25 years, that causes bouts of extreme nausea, and other symptoms, some of which are similar to a flu. I was so sick that I almost went to the hospital a few times, but I did not. I have not been tested, so I simply can not be sure, so I am continuing to self-isolate just in case. I did not say that I had the coronavirus in my previous statement. I hope that clears things up for you. Have a great day :)

[@robs5688]

@@MutethatBozo "I have suffered from a still undiagnosed condition for about 25 years, that causes bouts of extreme nausea, and other symptoms, some of which are similar to a flu." I used to have that, it's called marriage.

[@MutethatBozo]

@@robs5688 I once thought that my ex might be dead. The sex was the same, but the dishes were piling up. Muahahahahah!

[@robs5688]

@@MutethatBozo LOL, yeah, the dishes and the laundry. ;-)

[@SolDizZo]

That makes a lot of sense. Especially after I learned about “logic” from a professor at the University of Science.

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

God damn. Like someone mentioned before me, this was really funny at first to me but now it hits a home run to the heart strings. Rip my Canadian coal chunk. Wish I was able to see you live. Maybe you are playing a gig in heaven with Dangerfield and Farley. Must be fucking rad.

[@cheriemaceachern9746]

“ oh That ended rather obscenely “ lol, Classic

[@scottlombardi4603]

Looks terrible but feels great

[@anthonylodge7516]

It’s so awesome to have this guy on his own channel doing his own couchcasts instead of the overbudgeted productions he’s been a part of in the past

[@curtisburns]

Josh: "These guys are going around together licking airplane toilet seats" Norm: "Oh, thrill seekers"

[@WorkingDemo]

Norm, with everyone off the roads, it’s a perfect time to learn how to drive!

[@Dulcimerist]

In retrospect, the ending of this was an eerie telegraph. Norm substituted the other C-word. R.I.P. Norm! A true comedic genius!

[@WeekendGoth]

Norm's wardrobe courtesy of the reject dumpster outside Goodwill.

[@complyvoluntarily]

thats a thing?

[@PIXELSURPRISE]

Oh, I thought it was just laundry day

[@tanflo]

God forbid he wants to be relaxed in his own house.

[@drumboarder1]

But which goodwill?

[@complyvoluntarily]

@@drumboarder1 that one over by the queensboro bridge.

[@Toe_Merchant]

Norm looks grey, in both appearance and demeanour

[@RainmanCT]

this is an under-rated comment

[@averageenjoyer147]

Yeah its almosts as cold as a vampire's

[@bobblybob4351]

:/

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

Little did we know 5hat it's because he was literally slowly dying at the time.

[@jonrixbus]

@@AudioGardenSlave123 It was tragic, at the time. I used to be sad about it. I still am, but I used to too.

[@HamishDuh2nd]

I don't know why everybody's worried. I feel great.

[@LordsofMedia]

But we're all worried about you. You look terrible by the way.

[@lastEvergreen]

I didn’t even know he was sick!

[@SolDizZo]

Reminds me of that tragedy.

[@toneman8478]

Well unfortunately he wasn't doing great as now he's gone..

[@KerryMcSweeney]

I wonder if that's why he only did a few more of these. Maybe he knew he couldn't hide it anymore? He was so skinny compared to a year earlier. Always, playing the tough guy or the life of the party.

[@seahhorrell]

I'm so glad I took that stroll with with Norm to end with a solid old timey punchline. - Norm - the smile in the tragedy mask.

[@russ8001]

HA! Wait for it...wait for it! I took two poetry classes in college and learned that it is generally part of the craft to try to end each line with a one-syllable word. Norm, your jokes are poetic!

[@andrewtorr-pianoman8342]

Love you norm ..it's a genuine pleasure to see your career unfold over the years

[@jimkurth]

As a kid, I never understood Norm's humor on SNL growing up in the 90s; however, now that I'm growing old and have watched those skits with Norm; it has been a great laugh at Norm's jokes. I can just listen to him talking about whatever pops up in his mind and laugh my butt off. Thanks, Norm!

[@tonysparkstrees]

Between you and Mike Tyson doing the show is 100% on your own is the best part of this quarantine

[@paulallen9150]

Poor guy was concerned for his friends health :(

[@MrReddser]

Norm your just a legend.. hi from lockdown dublin Ireland yoir keepin me entertained as yoi have for many yrs.. stay safe and well norm..🤘

[@MatthewSaliba]

"You May Have Coronavirus' would be a great bit for Jeff Foxworthy."

[@nobodyspecial6513]

If you feel fine, but everyone around you over 50 is in ICU, you might have coronavirus. I know it's bad. Just trying to be funny

[@oldironsides4107]

David spade already did that as Jeff foxworthy doing “ you might be the Ebola virus”. When Ebola was all the rage.

[@charleswilcher6158]

Norm you are hilarious and each day your on...you put a smile on my face and i forget these trying times...stay safe and keep up the great work!!!!!!!

[@britturk123]

Looking well Norm, keep on giving us some of your comedic nuggets .

[@TheMannCrux]

Never change Norm, you beautiful crazy bastard.

[@Ruutu321]

this is the epitome of norm macdonald, looking like hell calling people on the phone as a show

[@PaulKingGeeklosophy]

Thank you Norm. You always make me smile.

[@branchsnapper2228]

Norm is a genius with a glint in his eye

[@williamowens4902]

Thank you for this Norm and Josh. I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. As Irma Bombeck so eloquently put it, Laughter is the best medicine.

[@Bat_Rag]

Liking all these videos so Norm knows he's loved and we need him ❤️❤️

[@lorid2092]

You've always been one of my favorites Norm, and I loved your work on Weekend Update. Thanks so much for doing these videos! It was so cool that you called up Chevy Chase. My dad is a lot like him in expression & humor & our family has watched Christmas Vacation for years. Dad was born Oct 16, 1942 & my birthday is Oct 8th like Chevy' s😁Anyhow thanks so much for lighting up this weird time for all of us!💚😊

[@donnajarvis9542]

I love you Norm. I feel great!

[@kellierafferty6120]

You never had anything to apologize for, Norm...you are awesome! And you look great!😉

[@joseramirez2310]

This was so funny to me when I first saw it, but now it breaks my fucking heart. Norm was trying to have a silly conversation that quickly turned into him trying to make light of his deteriorating health. Being told you look terrible multiple times by a friend that doesn’t know you have a terminal disease must hurt so bad. He looked like he was alone in the house after he hung up as well. R.I.P. Norm

[@Dulcimerist]

Looking up in the medical dictionary to tell us what he had was genius. Cancer is often called the C-word, but Norm said the other C-word.

[@deb9806]

HIs mom was with him but at some point said she was going back to Canada until the worst of Covid left.

[@greggotti9740]

this was 100% a bit

[@kateryan1956]

Was wondering if it was a set up for the ending joke

[@Sernival]

​@@Dulcimeristgood catch

[@robfragale]

Mr. Macdonald a great talent and over the years a truly great human being , I'm from buffalo where were used to our heroes rushing for over a thousand yards then killing Nichole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. Were used to our father figures in sit coms, date raping countless women. Its nice to see a truly good person work his craft for us and we can enjoy his work . thank you Mr. Macdonald.

[@IllIIIllIIIllII]

I miss Gerhard Reinke's Wanderlust so much, such an underrated gem! Good to see/hear Josh again!

[@MikeBeerley]

Thanks for doing these, Mr. Macdonald!

[@soporus]

Despite Josh's comments, Norm is looking quite svelte lately.

[@GlowingMushrooms]

that doesnt mean anything

[@ravemustaine]

it's the cocaine

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

He looks like me when I was 12

[@chad_bloom]

I wonder if he was on medication for something that caused his 'fat period'. Norm's such a standup guy that he would never even say that was the cause but instead make hilarious self effacing jokes*)

[@ja3482]

terribl'y svelte.

[@ukmedicfrcs]

Norm is so handsome! That smile is infectious! We all need to be in quarantine as a result. On account that his smile is so infectious you know?

[@ryanellis4474]

This will be watched years from now

[@LetsGoMetsGo33]

Pausing before it begins. Norm, I'm not yet familiar with your guest, but you can talk to your mailman and I'm there. Thanks for doing these!!!

[@PeterSitterly]

This is called foreshadowing. RIP

[@ryanrusch3976]

I love this podcast, nothing more norm than sitting and talking... wait that doesn't seem right.

[@SwazAttack]

“I’m not much one for jokes kid.” - Rodney Dangerfield

[@Lylelanley99]

Stand-up is shit.

[@SwazAttack]

Lylelanley99 you know kid, stand up is everything

[@someguy7137]

@@Lylelanley99 you must now be exiled from the norm macdonald community.

[@matttherrien9608]

@@someguy7137 That was Rodney's line.

[@shangee2275]

@@someguy7137 I dunno if they're a community...

[@ryankrause1528]

Norms the best, so glad he’s doing these videos. He should call Adam Carolla, those two are great together.

[@BobsRandomShit]

Hope you keep making vids Norm.Always enjoy watching.Take care and stay safe

[@ridiculousfishr9812]

I love you Norm! Thanks for providing the best medicine.

[@complyvoluntarily]

norm has weed?

[@Opus313]

Norm: I feel great! Josh: You look terrible! This is the banter we didn't know we needed, but certainly deserve.

[@kp3O5]

Opus 313 these norm vids keep me sane during these trying times

[@jk-sc4ri]

To be fair, he looks terrible. No joke looks like he has cancer or something. I sure as hell hope he doesnt. But damn, he looks terrible.

[@cpa9487]

jk He is so pale.

[@SolDizZo]

If that were true, he would have had cancer for at least a few years now. He is actually losing weight, which may be a great thing.

[@RW77777777]

Babbit & Bromide it ain't

[@cynthialewis2096]

I love the way his living room looks so normal, not all fancy and perfect. You were so real, NM. RIP

[@GiftWrapped]

I have been quite sick myself so I do know what it's like to be bedridden Had I felt better and known better I would have found him 1 year ago. This made such a statement what was he trying to tell us? You know, he was a mysterious kind of man, his eyes told stories if you want to know more go back and watch his shows and interviews again and pay close attention to that sparkle in his eyes. You will notice that sparkle was going out also, I just loved his voice/ I get so mad at all the crappy people he had to contend with. I feel so sad that this loving man was all alone.

[@cynthialewis2096]

@@GiftWrapped I also am ill, and cannot walk. It is a tough road to go down. I send you hope and thoughts of peace.

[@imhulki463]

Norm "I feel great" macdonald.

[@gravyboooby]

You look great Norm...hope I look that good when I'm 80...loved your last set when all this was kicking off. ..stay safe, stay funny 😷

[@m35926]

The way he says "till next time boys" makes me sad. I hope the old chunk of coal is doing okay.

[@sgswaney]

You are a great man, sir, and thank you.

[@drumboarder1]

Funnily enough this is the best norm's looked in a while and NOW old mate decides to talk about the poor old chunk of coal

[@mrbrian826]

It's great to have an official Norm Macdonald channel. Now i can watch a Norm interview that's not 20+ years old and is just as funny

[@superkasanova1979]

Norm looks like that creepy substitute teacher that keeps shoving his head in the bottom drawer of the desk and then looks all shifty-like around the classroom

[@ronniemacdonald2768]

You weren't to know, but he was dying.

[@DingusBobingus5555]

You're doing the Lord's work with these videos Norm.

[@yazajag]

Hi Norm 👋🏽 thank you fort this. You look as great as you feel. Stay safe, be blessed. 😊

[@louiefelipemurphy]

That COVID 19 is a real battle axe

[@DaveKap]

Well that ended rather obscenely!

[@wallyd7106]

Have you ever liked a video before even watching it,... come back again in the middle of watching to find out that you already did 😅😅 this happens whenever i watch a Norm video 👍

[@AmyAnnLand]

The classic fly over state of Maine. Gotta love this guy.

[@850iStyle]

JOSH GARDNER IS HILARIOUS THIS IS MY FAVOURITE DUO!!!!!

[@dexmoneygaming2946]

Norm I’m your number one fan and an aspiring comedian. You are my inspiration!!!

[@brendanfox8281]

You're a legend norm, absolute beast

[@TheCyberTroll]

Love norms videos man, he's so authentic

[@lewiscraw8294]

Comments sections can be divided but reading these comments only shows immense love for an old chunk of coal

[@nathandrums3486]

You look great, Norm. Love you, man

[@iancrom3320]

love ya Norm. Never change man.

[@carllafong84]

Again, I could watch this everyday

[@BabyShoesForSale]

I love how Norm just references Tom Lehrer, because of course absolutely everybody knows Tom Lehrer.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

"tom lehrer" 487,000 google hits

[@ownpetard8379]

“Inclusive” is Norm’s middle name.

[@donsorrentino1]

I'm a 5 year old girl from the UK & I know who Tom Lehrer is.

[@ubertrout188]

It's not just a reference, though. Tom Lehrer, although wonderful, was not a "folk singer with a social conscience." However, he did write a song mocking folk singers with a "social conscience" as basically being virtue-signaling fools with no real impact on the world: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3LYk6aLm5xoetk.

[@johndevine6687]

High quality march to death bit you got there, Norm.

[@kwote]

Damn that was funny. Rest In Peace Norm. You were one of the best comics ever. 😢🙏

[@mileshawkins3856]

YOU ARE THE BEST NORM!

[@SwazAttack]

Love these Norm! Thank you

[@benandrews6546]

That was my Dad's favorite joke growing up. What a classic.

[@broonsquad2867]

I love you Norm, thanks for the laughs.

[@joshkennedy2121]

Thanks for checking in on us flyover states. Love from Indiana.

[@axiom4694]

i died when he said 17 and 13

[@deadchesesoup]

I met josh gardner outside of a dark star orchestra concert one time while i was selling jello shots. Hes a big dead head, he told me he was taking guitar lessons from a member of cubensis, which is a dead cover band from southern California. He was a great guy, probably spoke with him for a good 5 minutes before I recognized him from wanderlust and saul of the mole men.

[@shecklesmack9563]

Anilingus is a young man’s game.

[@chrisdriver7776]

*Analingus

[@joshwettlin6670]

AKA *Salad Toss*

[@fuferito]

I wish I could, but I'm allergic to peanuts.

[@chrisdriver7776]

@@fuferito just order the peanut-free tossed salad.

[@TimThomason]

@@chrisdriver7776 *Henny Youngman

[@Sfca49]

This is his the best quarantine show so far. Brilliant.

[@kateryan1956]

I was wondering why his friends didn't notice. Guess they did. He was so loved