Quinton Reviews 'A Fairly Odd Christmas'

Quinton finally watches one of his most-requested films.
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[@cringejseph6481]

"Re-using this intro because it took some time to make" I love you Quinton.

[@CavinLee]

Nothinffg like not letting hard work go to waste

[@redted724]

*casually brushes over crocker flirting with a child*

[@BaeCat872]

red ted wait what

[@redted724]

+roxisrandomvideos 15:42

[@moonkingdomify]

2000-year-old woman that looks like a child. The actor was probably just told to talk to the child in Crockers voice to make her laugh, which she's visibly doing.

[@amanda-nu6fm]

"2000-year-old woman that looks like a child" sounds like something lolicons (pedos) would say

[@jasontentacles4038]

or the writers of the script

[@norajane8625]

Crocker's backstory is pretty damn dark

[@moonkingdomify]

Especially if you take into consideration everything he says about his childhood in the series.

[@doctorvo9597]

Ditto, Master of Disguise And the unsaid stuff that it's been implied multiple times over and I believe on the foreground in one episode that in his childhood Crocker had fairies and was a legitimately good person.

[@MYNAMACHEF]

September 18

[@WafflePlaneRC]

"or you could have someone kill timmy and then THEY would be santa" But that would put said person on the naughty list, wouldnt it? Murder is pretty naughty. It'd be a never ending cycle.

[@CarrieFisherman]

You are easily one of the funniest and best reviewers on this site.

[@bananasinfrench]

Zen Barclay seconded

[@shanearnold7781]

Fourthded(?)

[@Nate-kc2wf]

Fifthed.

[@yecksd]

Sixthed

[@capncrunch4864]

Seventhed

[@DeathlyPlacebo]

Looking back at this review in CURRENT YEAR 2017 is so refreshing and interesting after the extremely brief mini-series that Quinton just finished

[@bumibomber]

Man the comedy in this compared to the review of the first one really shows improvement. Especially the comedic timing. You're also one of the few movie reviewer's who I can't actually say "copied" a style from someone or a couple of other people, so good job on not becoming a spacehamster.

[@djdownsyndrome1522]

I looked up Spacehamster and Immediately saw Harry Potter Bootlegs, so I think I can guess whom you think he's ripping off.

[@bumibomber]

I'm not thinking he's ripping off anything, his style is basically the same as Jontron now, albeit, atleast he doesn't actually steal jokes like the irate gamer. He basically went from a PBG clone to a jontron clone, and also I can't tell if you're thinking I thought he ripped off Jontron or Boku no Eruption.

[@Jonqen]

Every game reviewer rips jontron

[@thescottishnerd]

Jonqen what about the avgn

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Really, because i can see a lot of I hate everything in his reviews.

[@Tracequaza]

don't want to go into detail but I've been coping with depression for a few months, and your videos always cheer me up. so just wanted to give a sincere thanks.

[@QuintonReviews]

:)

[@CarrieFisherman]

But you changed your name to SocialistSultan

[@XxKniFingGHSTxX]

Organist You got the attention you wanted, is your need for atrenti- I mean "depression" gone?

[@Drood.]

XxKniFingGHSTxX Yeah, because anyone who says they have depression must just be seeking attention right? It's not like he could be leaving an honest comment underneath a video that cheered him up mentioning his thanks to the creator for helping him through this low point in his life, nah that'd be impossible. By the way, what's the point of your comment? To get a reaction and thus attention? Or to just try and put down someone who may suffer from depression? Did I give you the attention you wanted? Is your desire to be seen as a dick sated?

[@sakonpure6]

take care of yourself!

[@carstumps]

That intro was an absolute masterpiece!

[@mcboomishr]

Dude you have no clue how hype that Twin Peaks joke was.

[@sweetmamaschili4051]

That was *looks at profile pic* top kek

[@mcboomishr]

Agreed.

[@evelynnsingleton1211]

Why does Crocker look like idubbzzz

[@JustaBigMan]

Mytmyles Maybe...

[@gregorycomey]

*I of the Dubbbz

[@JacobHillSBD]

Content Cop: Timmy Turner

[@MortanAMrk]

Jacob Hill ft cosmo and wonda

[@SilverHedgehog1999]

I cant unsee it now.

[@AbandonedVoid]

Maybe they have like bee wings. It would make sense given their size, and would also explain why they would fall when the ground collapses, since they're basically just floating a specific distance above the ground using cyclones of air. These cyclones would be a specific size and relative to the ground they're pushing up from.

[@samd9816]

you can see tootsie pull them all down

[@williamtimonen6814]

"Locked me into freezer."

[@QuintonReviews]

"Locked me in the meat freezer"

[@williamtimonen6814]

Quinton Reviews Thats even worse!

[@stephaniewozny3852]

.....what...?

[@namesdontmattergaming2756]

@@QuintonReviews That first encounter with the elves and fairies you edited made me laugh cause I honestly wasn’t expecting that audio being added lol

[@FreakishSmilePA]

Just by reading a title I remember a Christmas special where Timmy wished it was Christmas every day. All the stores where closed and timmys dad kept crying over the fact he can't have eggnog and later on he has to go to the North Pole where the magic was strong enough to wish that it wasn't Christmas every day and he comes to like Italy and the Italians give him snail the French give him crescents and more people give him things. Finally Timmy makes it to the North Pole and the people who he meet on the way come with him- then all wish that Christmas could be over and everything go back to normal (bwt I forgot to mention that the North Pole was a company then cause of all the presents he had to make)

[@smoothred9453]

That episode gave me legit anxiety

[@ElectricHelloKitty]

Also Hallow-weenie dog

[@PuppyLove2468]

I think at one point a group trying to stop him accidentally walk under mistletoe and have to be like "just friends just friends just friends", or am i remembering something else?

[@stephenbrown4698]

You have to complete the Triforce of Cringe. You must review...A Fairly Odd Summer... *ptsd flashbacks*

[@CrazyHampster]

Stephen Brown that can’t be a real thing

[@andrig2851]

It's dangerous to review alone

[@e-scorts7485]

I am a certified Jew take this

[@addaccount9246]

flash backs of me as lil kiddo somehow "enjoying" those movies then lay around my bed with alot of cringe

[@cr8torscurse]

These reviews are near perfect in formula. The jokes inter-spliced in can fall flat sometimes,But when they do they are usually quick and non-recurring. Keep it up Quinton,I love that shit.

[@HunterCrawfordBrunomonk8]

cr8tors Creed *I'm bout to pop a cap in someone's CANDY CANE SUCKIN ASS*

[@kidanarchy2105]

The quoting Spider-Man for no reason is even funnier when you remember Drake Bell was not only in the Spider-Man parody "Superhero Movie" but voiced the titular hero in "Ultimate Spider-Man for 4 seasons.

[@QuintonReviews]

Hey guys! Thanks for watching. If you'd like to help out the cause and make it so I can make more reviews, be sure to check out my Patreon page. :) goo.gl/6GUj4q

[@QuintonReviews]

No If you look closely, Cosmo grabs Tooty. It's his arms being stretched out.

[@brittanyr9471]

Quinton Reviews you're proof that just because you're a smaller channel doesn't mean you can't make quality content. Honestly yours is better than a lot of larger KZbinrs. Super glad I found this channel. Better late than never.

[@falafel1980]

Quinton Reviews have you made a twin peaks review? if not please do

[@av4d]

Quinton, are you actually going to SCAD? If so, it would be awesome to see you here! We need some quality reviewers... and also memes.

[@QuintonReviews]

I planned on going to Scad, and I even got accepted, but it turned out at the last minute that I couldn't afford it. Right now I could afford it (just based off of my last month of profits) but I feel less inclined to rush off to college at the moment. I might go in a year or so.

[@jacfac9969]

This guys so underrated why don't you have a million subs yet? He's jontron with a consistent upload schedule

[@blankpage9277]

Jackson Wald not really jontron. He's not bad tho.

[@TheMrHalo3Freak]

That twin peaks reference was amazing!

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

Wow, releasing reviews in the middle of the night. You got an Australian audience that I don't know about?

[@Tracequaza]

yep right here

[@Cybermat47]

Rise Of The Kumquat yep right here

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

Yep right here

[@samuelwalker6496]

Rise Of The Kumquat here right yep

[@swaggamergirl9821]

yep right here

[@protol5683]

Dear god, I just found your channel today. Your stuff is comic gold! When Crocker ate the gingerbread man and you flipped out, I was left rolling on the floor!

[@QuintonReviews]

Thanks!

[@theeternalslayer]

Quinton Reviews that moment in the special funny but your reaction was priceless lol

[@Seth9809]

I read this right before it happened, and I was still laughing at his reaction. No wait, I had the exact same reaction.

[@ScorpionGamer01]

I feel like this man is secretly mr.plinkett's brother, living a much more comfortable and successful life

[@christosmytaras218]

The fairies killed six million elves

[@antipsychotic451]

How did 6 million elves die if there were only 4 million in the country?

[@samtownend6744]

No one ever talks about the pixy deaths

[@PyrokineticFire1]

​@@antipsychotic451 Santa did the calculation. maybe when he double-checked the list he was actually double-counting. also, the plural is "elfs"; they're not dwarves!

[@rexcraptor2761]

Tooth's actor is way more known in the show victorious

[@Invisiblelad]

thank you. I've been haggling with myself trying to find out where I'd seen her before.

[@Seth9809]

Oh, yeah, I saw her before.

[@blankpage9277]

No one cares about that

[@JonesDylan874]

@Danny waters Tooth? You mean Tootie.

[@Nassit-Gnuoy]

3:16 That moment right there, made me subscribe.

[@princessaur]

"I haven't been this cold since mother locked in the me freezer."

[@jigglephysics2402]

Why is Tootie wearing a cheeto

[@MinecraftPony155]

And why is Tootie Trina

[@sketchysketchu]

That wheesy screaming reaction was super Nostalgia Critic. I love it. (I may have taken a screenshot for my reactions folder too)

[@QuintonReviews]

Thanks! It was watching Nostalgia Critic videos as a very young boy that first inspired me to try and do internet videos. :)

[@sketchysketchu]

Same, some friends have told me I have his voice haha. Keep up the good work!

[@MothOnFire]

@@QuintonReviewsIf only he knew his future. Poor innocent Quinton.

[@DebbieDickens]

2:45 holy shit that's the elf from Bad Santa.Someone who worked on this film watched Bad Santa and said to themselves "Let's put that guy in an elf suit again for our Nickelodeon movie"

[@RidleyKraid187]

Accidentally mistook Crocker for the Angry Video Game Nerd in the thumbnail.....

[@QuintonReviews]

Meanwhile Timmy is doing an H3H3 face...

[@JonesDylan874]

@@QuintonReviews The thumbnail's been changed.

[@JacobHillSBD]

6:12 M'Faries

[@tailsnascarfan93]

I thougfht it was "M'Fairlies".

[@nejdalej]

Don't know if it's just me but Quinton wheezing with terror never gets old.

[@pop992211]

i love the cat tail just. in the shot during that one but that was nice

[@SenorEscaso]

Did they reuse the Wanda and Cosmo models from the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour?!

[@dimensionaltraveler6946]

SenorMateo Yup.

[@suprememeowmix9613]

W o k e

[@jaggedlittlepearl8635]

Yes, yes they did!

[@Seth9809]

He said that during the first review.

[@thinBillyBoy]

Also Timmy being on the naughty list is because of how he wished it was Christmas every day in that one episode. He got put on the naughty list forever by Santa Babe.

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

Daniella Monet played the sister in Victorious too. She’s a decent actress when she’s not just playing the generic pretty girl in these Nick movies.

[@MinecraftPony155]

She also played Rebecca in Zoey 101

[@moogandacasio]

Victorious? Sounds like a normal show

[@kareemsc9913]

Ok why does this channel not have waaay more subs. This is so funny

[@beetl_3]

the twin peaks bit made me scream laugh THANK YOU

[@Error0101]

That cat is the best part of the review 11/10

[@kiefac]

Poor Chester. Always getting fucked up by Tommy and his Fairlies.

[@drpringles436]

You've got to understand. TOMMY NEEDS HIS FAIRLIES, MAN

[@Rxin3akaMal]

6:41 AWE! I JUST SAW THE CAT MESSING WITH THE FAIRY ODD PARENTS FIGURE! SO ADORABLE!!! 😍

[@jonatanstrale5625]

"Santa shit on the floor"... Get schwifty

[@masteraustin421]

15:09 My Quinton, is that a cat tail, or did you just happen to see it?

[@katbird2699]

"My most popular video, with over 40,000 views." My man, you have come a long, long way. And it is all deserved.

[@patavinity1262]

I guess Tony Cox is officially typecast as an evil Christmas elf now

[@tonyjoestar2632]

I love coming back to this review every year. And throughout it

[@frenzy2061]

The line 'I wonder if it's surreal to go on an epic lifetime quest with your 5th grade teacher' got me lmao

[@embergrey633]

That Twin Peaks joke had me losing my shit, laughing so hard I had to pause the video. Thank you for this wonderful gift

[@bumblb1142]

11:35 - I have never laughed so genuinely hard at a non-skit part of a review. You get my sub. Can't wait for your future content.

[@bumblb1142]

12:37 - I spoke too soon. Now I've never genuinely laughed so hard.

[@AmbiguouslyAnonymous]

One of my favourite minor things Quinton's done is at the beginning of the video, he refers to the "Reviews household" as if Reviews is his legal surname lol

[@Smogfellows]

12:35 A Fairly Odd Movie is now a horror movie according to Quinton Reviews by his horrified reaction.

[@MegaRuckaruckafan]

Quinton, PLEASE make this intro for all of your videos... It's just too good

[@pjshaw4797]

still my favorite intro for any youtuber

[@ChaddyFantome]

Don't all Fairies give Santa their Magic for Christmas?

[@silverfoil8854]

ChaddyFantome ...they did...in the past now sombody forgot about it :)

[@silverfoil8854]

But I have a headcannon. In one episode the fairys stated thay the greate wand is powered by Crockers inasnity. At the end of the episode the started also charging from other weirods on this planet. So that gives fairys enough magic reserve to use magic and give it to Santa.

[@Rxin3akaMal]

7:30 they make sharpening the ears so terrifying. I never will understand the pain newbie elves go through. I also love the kids acting in this scene it's so bad it's hilarious XD

[@JMein13074]

6:40 Quinton:"that's not the title of the movie" Cat:"LEMME NOM THE FAIRIES!"

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Best part of the movie: Crocker Best part of the review: cat??

[@tommy9202]

You are honestly my favourite KZbinr! Every time I watch your videos it confirms it more!

[@kaih5247]

You know World War Two? Well a certain German fairy didn't like Elves that much.

[@toyland_f]

The fact that you were able to edit the TeenNick logo flawlessly into that other footage earns you a subscriber.

[@QuintonReviews]

The secret was finding a shot where Timmy was standing in front of it. Timmy is wearing an all-red jacket, so I looped a part where he stood in front of it, cropped it to just the logo, keyed out the red, de-saturated everything but the orange part of the logo, and just matched it up to wherever I needed it.

[@jenthebookhugger3035]

aww I love your cat

[@UniverseKeeper2]

*"WHO'S MESSING WITH MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!"* Santa sure has a bad case of ocd

[@mattiesavannahpahl9934]

Revisiting this set after the Schneider video and already before the intro is over, i HATE the top comment.

[@himakenzie]

6:41 I love your cat in the background trying to pull a Crocker and steal your fairies

[@C_Train74]

Gotta love a series of funny reviews.

[@AverageGuy96008]

That intro was great, love your videos Quinton!

[@Aix_Plainer]

Love the guy nonchalantly driving his shopping purchases to his car.

[@thepurpledude1858]

I thought that their wands would burn out after grating so many wishes

[@nestorarranz2797]

The 'have something to eat for winter' was f***ing hilarious

[@coughy6100]

that elf was in psych, the greatest cop show in existence

[@A.N.A_youtube]

Watching you review these Fairly Odd Parents movies is way more amusing than the movies could be on their own, loved it!

[@Nilnot]

Oh, the random Twin Peaks clips... you are just the best

[@Parkerr__]

I've been watching your stuff for a small few months but you've inspired me to finally get out and start making the videos I've been wanting to make so thank you

[@QuintonReviews]

ChassieTV good luck

[@MiyuSawai]

Quinton, the actress who played Tootie in The Fairly Odd Trilogy is Daniella Monet (pronounced MOE-NAY)

[@jager9198]

I love your videos, Quinton! Thanks for the smile, all my love.

[@Ommathorpe]

That intro was golden, A+

[@pepsiaddictgaming]

That intro is so amazing and well made

[@ScatterbrainPete]

If the Christmas movie let you down, wait till you see the 3rd and (thankfully) final movie, "Fairly Odd Summer". Your brain will stop responding after watching that.

[@SpamQGamers]

i just love the intro sub par reviewer indeed huehuehue

[@HalfTheStoryx07]

i watch a lot of reviewers but you're easily my favorite. i love the intro

[@kentuckykevinkern]

Love this channel for the Twin Peaks clips!

[@cringejseph6481]

*sits down for my 7th time watching this*

[@Seth9809]

"Fuck, I learned his name!"

[@Edboy691]

Mate I'm going to rob your house for only that back to the future 2 hot wheels car, I needs it. Seriously thoe hope you get a lot of subs and continuous views your content is legit

[@snowydwarfgaming8384]

The twin peaks bit cracked me up so much!

[@jiminyjustin]

I have fond memories of this film if for no other reason than the fact that I had it playing in the background while playing Battlefront II as a boy.

[@Binton7Collabs]

Certainly one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while, and I just binge watched h3h3 videos the other day so that's saying something.

[@pengmaeda9908]

I'm just realizing from watching instead of listening to the video that he has a cat in his lap...CUTE!

[@sdude009]

*F*** I learned his name!* There is always a random line in your videos that just wakes me up XD

[@mamasboy7569]

I feel the pain of Timmy, my sister got me a bible for both my birthday and Christmas.... Thanks Kylie, I love you.

[@jackhall1836]

How this man does not have more subscribers, I will never understand

[@crapmarine]

gr9t review, your content is always timely and relevant

[@daphnemiller5247]

I could swear I remember them explaining the fairies and elf hatred in the tv show but I can't be bothered to watch the whole thing again just to make sure

[@diegotorresibarra7649]

i would love if the intro was for every review it's great xD

[@boombya123]

Twin peaks segment was pure gold

[@princessaur]

I feel like your best reviews are always of holiday specials.

[@ink1931]

You have got to be one of the most underrated reviewers on this entire site

[@gorkaaustin5306]

Along with Ralphthemoviemaker.

[@needleimag5031]

14:36-15:06 I like the point he made also that cattail is hypnotic 🐱 🐱 🐱

[@MartyMcflyz]

love your stuff so far Quinton. i used to love Angry Nintendo nerd but you're so much more entertaining and enjoyable as I'm no longer 12. In trying to be constructive, I'd suggest getting a cheap or midpriced electric razor and doing away with the neckbeard part of your beard. I'm lazy, get ingrown hairs easily, and have found shaving off the neck really cleans up an appearance. Keep em coming man, I know more work goes into these than what we can see.

[@ILikeFeelingElectric]

How about checking out A Fairly Odd Summer ;)

[@glomman]

Does this really exist?

[@rwcreation2831]

YuhakushoWeebtard ayyyyeee he just did