Quinton Reviews 'Frosty's Winter Wonderland'

Starring Tara Strong

[@vicentetemes5793]

I really like the concept of a priest saying "oh I can't marry gays because that would be a sin against nature. Which is why I shall now summon a GAY PRIEST FROM THE GAY DIMENSION to marry you."

[@dragoncatsage3049]

Vicente Temes why do I feel like somebody actually believes gay people come from a gay dimension and therefore are illegal aliens.

[@DrORRB-qm7fl]

Pucci would be happy

[@OtioseFanatic]

I mean, at least he’s willing to help xD

[@axelvoss9653]

"HOW COULD I HAVE LET THE QUALITY OF MY WORK SLIP SO FAR?" -SpongeBob, being LUDICROUSLY accurate.

[@mechamanw668]

Adventure Forward!! That line held so much different meanings in different contexts

[@harmonlanager2670]

At least in most of these romance-based sequels, there's still an actual romance. Like they still need to win the heart of the other person. Here? They're pulling a Bride of Frankenstein, giving life to something just to get Frosty laid.

[@MortusSweet]

.....that's not how YOU got a girlfriend? Tch. Freak.

[@natalieely8555]

There's a great film about a town in the 1950s, a young boy growing up, a mysterious being coming into his life, and a government worker trying to stop all of it. It's called The Iron Giant.

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Natalie Ely Oh you mean the film that I love so dearly? The film that ends with the iron giant sacrificing himself to save the town? And I cry every time?.....never heard of it. "Where's the giant Mansley?!"

[@markbutcher7900]

Keenan frank Yeah its the 50s, during the height of the red scare. Thats the main reason the antagonist wants the IG destroyed so badly, since he thinks its a superweapon deployed by the communists

[@phancoom1087]

It's my favourite film, it's so good.

[@shanearnold7781]

Second best animated movie ever made

[@konnorkent8113]

37:44 It's gotta be weird having a ~25 year old comic book detailing a key event in your town's history that your dad (and to a lesser extent your grandpa) played a key part in, using their exact likeness.

[@norajane8625]

Ugh, I hate those "we gotta give the main character a romantic interest" sequels, it implies that you can't be happy unless you're in a relationship.

[@QuintonReviews]

I know right? Thanks for the comments, I love hearing from fans. Leave more! :D

[@TheBigSlugger]

Random Guy it's not rape if you like it (°°)

[@grantkelly8696]

Exactly! It's also a lazy cliche. Seriously can we get one character targeted mainly towards children(superheroes like Batman don't count) that is single or isn't trying to get into a relationship?

[@fatcoommies]

it's not a rape if it's consensual to be precise, not involving your personal preferences

[@rcct44444]

supreme onii-chan its not rape... if were both crying

[@Emberilliance]

I'm surprised Quinton kept referencing SpongeBob as the voice that helped him to recognize Tom Kenny in the second movie. When I listen to this character, I don't hear SpongeBob at all...to me, he sounds exactly like the Narrator from Powerpuff Girls.

[@anonnymouse_1412]

That’s exactly what I thought loooool

[@thevideonasty8933]

Is the snow pastor dead then? Is he satisfied knowing his whole purpose in his small life was to marry these two people he never met?

[@buppington]

TheVideoNasty "I have fullfiled my purpose,Valhalla awaits me."

[@grantkelly8696]

TheVideoNasty Yep, and with the coming of summer he didn't even leave behind a drop of a puddle. He ascended into snow heaven with snow god, his army of snow angels, hanged out with other deceased snow pastors and family members.

[@belbercike2344]

He's Mr. Meeseeks

[@neal2399]

Blue Fire “You May kiss the briiIIIIIIIIDE! OOOOKAYYYYYYYY BYE!”

[@MortusSweet]

[looks at hands in despair] OH MY GOD

[@zack_0psgaming150]

I heard Will Smith was played by Tara Strong in Suicide Squad

[@jordannino1836]

Recall The more you know

[@dstinnettmusic]

Something something big fake boobs

[@choryllis6646]

Didn't she also play Sean Bean in The Fellowship of the Ring?

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

I think the snow pastor thing is hilarious. I mean, at this point why not build an entire society out of snow?

[@PowerAnimationsPACStayAnimated]

It's not the same without Karen... She was one of the things that made the first Frosty special so memorable...

[@elizabethlee2136]

Yeah it was good to see a girl character who wasn't a token for either feminist representation or a variant of the guy. Just a girl going on an adventure

[@sophiebyers5496]

IKR! I also love how Frosty is like a father figure to her

[@klein2042]

Plus she had like the best voice from an animated character ever

[@icecreamdrought]

Did you just make the Pixar theory of christmas films?

[@Self-Referential]

wait, isn't there another frosty movie with the people making a spray that gets rid of snow and they have to rally together to get it destroyed?

[@kaitlynbeaver1818]

Self-Referential yeah, um, it was mentioned in the beginning of the video

[@switchplayer1016]

@@kaitlynbeaver1818 If I rwmber correctly frosty isn't even given a reason for being there he's just there.

[@greenmanatee3368]

Rankin/Bass had a shared cinematic universe before it was cool

[@powertheimmortal]

"and firmly grasp it in your hand" i didnt notice that the first time i watched this review

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Power The Immortal or Isaac Patrick should be in one of those Japanese "masterbation assistance" videos. (Don't look those up)

[@AleTitan]

Otakun The vegan ...I'm going to look it up

[@MortusSweet]

so? what did u find?

[@Zakuzu]

33:45 *ＦＩＲＭＬＹ ＧＲＡＳＰ ＩＴ*

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Mac not too firm

[@trickstercj4366]

GRAB IT XXTRA FIRM

[@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae]

I LOVE THE PATRICK JOKES YOU PUT IN THERE! Also it’s still painful to remember that Frosty’s voice actor has passed away. Rest In Peace, buddy. You’re still in our hearts, to this day. Also, I always mix up Rudolph and Frosty’s songs. They’re in the same key, have the same starting notes, etc.

[@princessaur]

I need more Rankin/Bass reviews this Christmas. Please Quinton. The fans demand it.

[@caligulasux4160]

these videos are so good and well made why does this only have 960 views?

[@jenthebookhugger3035]

CaligulaSux41 Agreed

[@QuintonReviews]

Man like a month ago this had 300 views and I was SO proud of those numbers...

[@HighDeafRadio]

+2.7k in one week

[@caligulasux4160]

9k we on our way boys

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

CaligulaSux41 he won't get 9 k views

[@lizbethbarnes]

I’ve been binging your content for like, 8 hours now while I’ve been sick in bed. You’re my new fave 💖

[@ThisIsReadyMade]

Didn’t expect to be interested in the Rankin-Bass universe, but damn. Didn’t know it all connected

[@spencercollins200]

All the children have dead fish eyes

[@MortusSweet]

better than crazy shark eyes.

[@suddenllybah]

Well, came for the Drama Videos and... uh the rants therein. Stayed for the Snowpeople not getting married by humans, but building a Snowpeople cleric to do it.

[@Fanimati0n]

29:57 *Tara Strong* Me: "Oh boy is this gonna take a while" Video: "Literally every cartoon and video game for the past 20 years" Me: "Yeah, that was probably the smartest move."

[@kimlechman5856]

Jack Frost came AFTER Frosty's Winter Wonderland. So my guess is that Rankin Bass didn't know what to do with the character when they gave him his own special. So they changed him up to be a bland and uninteresting character. Sure, the Jack Frost in Frosty's Winter Wonderland isn't great either, but Jack Frost wasn't anymore interesting than a Disney Prince in a fairytale.

[@grantkelly8696]

Agreed. They could've kept a mischievous aspect to his character. Think about it. They could have a kid playing football with his friends, he's going long, he's running as fast as he can, and as a prank he showers the kid with a very small mountain of snow.

[@scottcass4798]

I've never been so captivated by an intro. The action, the suspense, the horror... but honestly it was gold

[@dandamanatee9023]

I always assumed frosty was gay. That movie ended it.

[@grantkelly8696]

ImWorth Even as a child? Either way I just assumed he was asexual.

[@randomtinypotatocried]

I thought I dreamed that female snowman.

[@redultra4324]

Dude. That voice acting bit. I feel like my entire childhood just imploded... I don't even know how to describe that feeling

[@lastspartan15]

The lower quality of your camera reminds me of one of my other favorite reviewers, The Cinema Snob. For some reason, it just adds to the charm for me. I feel like it only helps to highlight the quality of the content itself. It seems like a lot of bad videos hide behind 1080p and editing tricks with nothing underneath, but this is quality work. Can't believe there's only 1k views.

[@grantkelly8696]

MIYA Agreed. Look at buzzfeed's videos. They have high camera quality and it just looks generic.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

MIYA Cough cough New Jontron cough cough.

[@theotakuguy8957]

LJK401 New Johntron is still amazing to me man.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

The Otaku Guy Well we all have different opinions. I say he sold out a little and just lost his charm. If you still enjoy it then that's good for you, wish I wasn't so fickle.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

I found that JonTron's style changed massively over the years. I enjoy both his old and new styles, but the new one can be severely offputting.

[@mogan4534]

"I believed you till you got all angrily defensive about it." My new favourite quote

[@makegamestrain5563]

Always gotta come around every Christmas to watch the Quinton reviews reviews of Christmas specials

[@evelinemidkiff1690]

The third child is actually TheOddOnesOut. Frosty just forgot him

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

34:58 I have to subscribe to you now, there is literally no other option.

[@ShoulderMonster]

Actually laughed at that. XD

[@ghostgirl7089]

ThatBugBehindYou HELLFIRE, DARK FIRE

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

+Ghostgirl708 :3 Now frosty, it's your turn!

[@ghostgirl7089]

ThatBugBehindYou CHOSE ME OR

[@pearluniverse7960]

YOUR PYRE

[@perrilewis180]

But I like this movie because of how sweet Crystal and Frosty are. A simple kiss has enough magic to bring him to life. Like every fairytale ever! It's so cute

[@Tom-wb8pc]

The Tara Strong part was the funniest part. She's in literally everything and its always suprising to see her pop up again.

[@TheSchmuck2]

33:33 This. This right here. This is why I like your videos. You're not JUST being hyperbolic about everything. You're not JUST blowing up every perceived flaw. You're not JUST rigidly adhering to a one-dimensional character out of fear of losing your brand or audience. You're being real, you're being honest, and you're being fair with this movie. I respect that so much. And I agree. There really is something to that. Still a bad movie. But they really had something there for a minute. Thank you.

[@TheFunnyGuy9000]

Spongebob: "I thought I made you up.. What took you so long?!" Patrick: "I took a little detour."

[@natedash11]

"Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul." A Frosty Funeral confirmed?

[@candycanecones1097]

I don’t mind giving the character a romantic interest in a sequel as long (and if only) it can be done right! As long as it can make sense and as long as it connects somehow to the original and as long as the love interest does more than just be a love interest. I know this rarely if at all happens but just my thoughts.

[@candycanecones1097]

I really dunno

[@4u5t]

WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE. Don't be so quick to judge everything in this movie... I mean you can judge everything else, but I thought this one particular part was clever. In the Song "Winter Wonderland", there are lyrics "In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend he is Parson Brown. He'll say: Are you married? We'll say: No man But you can do the job when you're in town ." "Parson Brown" is the term used to talk about a typical priest of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. So they build this snowman and pretend he's a PRIEST WHO CAN MARRY PEOPLE. 'Aint that some shit? I don't believe they made him just to be all willy-nilly with the snowman creation. More as a clever nod to the classic Christmas song.

[@waltrz]

I think this in particular was one of the things he didn't like. It kinda seems like the entire movie was written around that one line from the song, to me.

[@MortusSweet]

OML I thought Parson Brown was some guy who slept with wives -_-

[@Gamsterjeff600]

That tara strong bit was fantastic

[@Mariodash23]

She had a pretty busy time in the 2000’s.

[@Antifearn]

Okay, so here’s my theory relating to the point mentioned at 22:43. It’s a little dumb, but I have watched these Christmas specials thousands of times since I was a kid, and I consider myself to be a Rankin Bass expert. Let me explain: So all the characters in the RBCU with snow and ice powers have their own completely different roles in winter. Jack Frost goes around the world with the great winter cloud, where all of the winter winds, snow, and ice come from, and spreads winter weather around the land. Snow Miser, being one of Mother Nature’s sons (and her favorite), chooses where on the world map winter takes place and where the great winter cloud Jack Frost follows goes, although his plans are often thwarted by his stepbrother, Heat Miser (yes, they’re step brothers. Snow briefly mentioned it near the end of the scene where they ask him to make it snow in Southtown, although some people believe it was a mistake in the script). As we can see near the end of Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town, we see that the Winter Warlock is in charge of all of the winter weather on Christmas. He ensures Santa that he will provide him on his journey with a cold breeze to boost him on his journey, and snowy weather that will charm and bring joy to children and adults around the world. Snow is seen as a special symbol of Christmas and the holidays. I think over 100 years after the end of SCICTT, but awhile before the events of The Year Without a Santa Claus, the Winter Warlock finally, and sadly passes away, and everyone at the North Pole needs to find someone new to provide all of the winter weather, magic, and charm on Christmas. Santa decides to give this special annual duty to who other than Mother Nature’s high-spirited, winter-loving son, Snow Miser. Everyone at the North Pole admires Snow Miser for his immense passion for snow, ice, and anything ten below, although he can occasionally be very devilish and harsh. This makes Heat Miser jealous because obviously no one wants to have hot weather on Christmas, and his stepbrother is working with one of the world’s most famous idols. Plus, Mother Nature is very proud of Snow for the honor he receives from the North Pole, leaving Heat out of the family. This is why Heat Miser is such a dick and why he and Snow Miser fight all the time. It’s a little sad, when I think about it, but I think it could make a lot of sense in the RBCU. I know this review is old, but I would absolutely love to see Quinton review the spin-off of A Year Without a Santa Claus, A Miser Brothers’ Christmas. It's a guilty pleasure of mine, and it has its own style of charm compared to the original.

[@cthrugrl]

Legend of frosty the snowman is something I thought I made up

[@80MWH]

I really don't think Rankin-Bass really had much in the way of building 'continuity' among their films. To me, continuity is as flimsy as Michael Bay's "Transformers" films (originally, Megatron came to Earth just seeking the All-spark, but in the sequels, suddenly he was involved with the Fallen, Sentinel Prime, needing Prime and his Matrix, even though Prime didn't possess the Matrix, until after Megatron killed him, and Sam revived hi-you see!?).

[@megan8753]

I was having vague memories of The Legend of Frosty the snowman, and I was wondering if I even ever watched up until the man said, "You are going to be late!" at 28:39. All of my childhood memories came back to me in a huge wave of nostalgia and pain. That voice literally haunted my dreams for so long, but now I understand. I understand that life is a meaningless cesspool of pain and suffering, fueled by awful sequels to classic childhood films.

[@cato1190]

Quinton’s explanation of Jack Frost’s backstory would actually make for a really good movie.

[@bongjesus32]

the rankin bass logo is the same as the Plan B logo

[@badtooth104]

A dysfunctional town set in the 50's or 60's? It kinda just makes me wanna watch moral orel.

[@kangaroo7299]

And Tommy grew up to have everything he ever wanted...leading to the fall of America and the rise of the great land of Tommy the destroyer

[@benthedestroyer2476]

The Striped Kangaroo bastard ripped off my name!

[@kangaroo7299]

Ben The Destroyer lol

[@JacobHillSBD]

I like Frosty Returns. The characters of Rankin Bass, the art style of Peanuts, and the music of Rugrats. It was a classic.

[@EternalYorkieMom]

I’ve watched about three of your videos and I love how your geekiness seems to go with my geekiness. That Twilight Zone reference was amazing

[@ronniewoods5809]

"He becomes excited, and decides to throw the bear the best wedding that they could!" I'm dead 😂

[@RocketGurney]

Wow, you have a kiln in your basement too? I thought I was the only one!

[@otakunthevegan4206]

RocketGurney Thats nothing, I got a freezer in my basement that I use to store my victi- uh forget I said anything okie friend~?

[@lukebisping1417]

When I was a kid I had no problem with there being different kids in each Frosty Movie As long as Frosty was there I'd be happy, It's like those Hard Hat Harry VHS Films, You don't really expect the Genie to come back to the previous kids, Frosty is just like the Genie, He's spreading his Christmas Cheer around the world, bringing fun & happiness to everyone he meets, Frosty is more of a Traveler, so to me this isn't a problem. The Giving a Wife to Frosty isn't really an Issue for me, Spreading joy can get pretty lonely when your going around the world, so the Kids bringing a Snow Woman to life to make Frosty Happy is actually pretty Heart warming.

[@Vincente22]

That intro is the greatest thing known to man

[@mechamanw668]

Do you know the song?

[@SmokeyEdits]

"This hat, it's like, stuffed with magic." You might say it's.... full to the _brim._

[@sneakysnek6492]

This is great. It deserves more credit

[@EthanBradburyVlogs]

Zach Story no it doesn't

[@robertmckinnon7003]

I'm glad I missed this period of your videos.

[@SamEvansCOM]

"Firmly grasp it with your hand"

[@SharpiMP3]

That yellow submarine reference. You've killed me, and made my day at the same time.

[@rhymebeat1142]

Walter like... Reminds me of Chidi Anagonye so much. The personality, the exact shape of his glasses, and that dorky sweater.

[@GoldGalaxianFin]

even this is old video. this is really good!!

[@catboyhole]

haha i only ever actually saw the frosty sequel!! i guess i will have to check out the first one this year. :)

[@bonsaipuppies]

THANK GOD SOMEONE REVIEWED "THE LEGEND OF FROSTY THE SNOWMAN." i had watched it in spanish and it was the most surreal cult shit I've ever seen.

[@keatonthekoopatroopa246]

doritodemon yeah that one is very mediocre then frosty returns & a miser brothers christmas.

[@bonsaipuppies]

Winner Star it's art style reminds me of phineas and ferb. I have no idea what tone they were even trying to go for, it all looks flat and confusing with such an odd plot.

[@ashtray3860]

I feel like this needs more views.

[@tidepods808]

Why is George Bush in the film

[@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane]

That's not George Bush. That's Andy Griffith from Andy Griffith.

[@dstinnettmusic]

I also got weird Bush/Cheney vibes from the Mayor and Principal

[@jonmcintyre1144]

*Whistling music intestifies*

[@Yipper64]

16:45 well, you dont see ice flowers every day, they could be magick too..

[@psychobilly42069]

I never realized how much influence this cartoon company had on Jamie Hewlett. Sorry if that's random.

[@luca.652]

the library panel is just like in Indiana jones and the last crusade.

[@NoName-uf6rf]

“Oh look the movie’s over” I died

[@janushyde86]

Am I hearing things or is the paster voice buy the same guy who played Father Mulcahy on MASH?

[@kalebmantegani5922]

Kubrick wished he could have an intro as perfect as this video

[@KH12foreve]

I'm having a strange Mandela effect. I swear I thought Frosty was voiced by John Goodman in the more recent sequel.

[@EddieMillerStudios]

John Goodman voiced Frosty in the 1992 special _Frosty Returns_

[@PravdaKatyusha]

34:43 Nice to see that Quinton knows good music

[@LoveMe06HateMe]

So, I was watching your review of Scary Godmother, and you ended the video saying you were going to review "One of the most terrifying things ever produced by human hands." The only video KZbin suggested to me of yours was this one. I doubt this was what you were referring to in your Scary Godmother video, but honestly Im going to assume it is anyway.

[@smitty3624]

The lore to these movies is way deeper than I ever would have figured. Neat.

[@dragolingrand8607]

That’s a very interesting connection. Jack Frost villan transformation 12:16 to 14:24 Aroua borealis frorshadowing 16:43 to 17:05 Narrator snowmen connection? 19:15 to 19:20 Frosty and crystals children foreshadowing 20:32 to 20:56 The Miser Brothers Role 22:42 to 23:29

[@limetwistanimations8628]

you know i've watched this review so many times i can't even remember. i'm not even sure why, i just like it.

[@Spookhouse13]

No wonder Jack was so mad no one would listen to him about mother.

[@UmlautBanana]

holy christ "firmly grasp it" killed me

[@choryllis6646]

"Take it from me because...well..." You're Tommy? "Ahm Tommay" *DON'T STOP* *BELIEVING*

[@notaninstrument7707]

The “firmly grasp it in your hand” edit is so incredibly funny

[@JoTheAnomaly]

I was listening Avatar while doing something else yesterday and couldn’t help seeing Mandy in my brain when Azula was talking. Thanks for not making me look that up.

[@grantkelly8696]

If all the rankin bass Christmas films are connected, and both Jack Frost and snow miser(from "year without a Santa Claus") have snow powers, than how are heat miser and snow miser still having a war!

[@steampunkbatmangame7137]

Your reviews are always great

[@hyenagametalk7293]

i love how you can see his distorted reflection on the barrel at 0:30 when hes doin the thing

[@Yipper64]

at least its animated more fluid than any show on nowadays.

[@johndavenport2847]

Milly, Chilly and vanilly

[@ohkay1333]

*MILLY, VANILLY*

[@MortusSweet]

yes, that's the joke...

[@Elias___]

you know, watching this just make me want to watch Rise of Guardians again

[@AaronLoving]

6:26 If that little kid doesn't get killed by Frosty in attempt to find Jesus by the end of this movie, I'm going to be disappointed.

[@kayleigh1991]

I don't understand how you don't have many views. Your videos are very good :)

[@Excellsion]

7:22 That is perhaps the best description of anything ever.

[@thephantomoftheparadise5666]

Why won't anyone review Frosty Returns?

[@missgoopy4733]

That editing though

[@l1n5n8]

The legend of frosty has a killer cast tho

[@baneoftechnology]

god dammit, I actually chocked on my water when the spongebob laughter kicked in

[@CherryPixelBun]

i saw the "firmly grasp it" joke coming a mile away, but i still lost it

[@crimsondynamo615]

The Sopranos esque ending at the ending of the legend of frosty bit always slays me

[@GageFilms]

33:33 There's a star-fish INSIDE THAT SNOWMAN!?..... I'M LOSING IT!