Quinton Reviews "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys"

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[@lemonlord0132]

Okay... The scene with the boomerang that didn't come back got me. That was pretty funny

[@noelleholiday61]

He wanted to be away from this movie as much as quinton does

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

I can't believe the boomerang is fucking dead.

[@NekoJesusPie]

I saw this comment and quinton set it up and still I laughed.

[@FunUpGaming]

This movie is so good. I cried when Santa showed up and saved Luke Skywalker from turning to the dark side because of the chaos emeralds.

[@joshuapurdy7065]

Fun-Up you mean, THE CHAOS EMERALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@AleTitan]

Joshua Purdy you mean the DAMN chaos emeralds!!!

[@alphacult6873]

Fun-Up Bro you stupid none of that shit happened. What REALLY happened is Rudolf fought Yugi with his blayblade pikachu that went super sayan and saved JoJo from the evil Farquad!!! You dumb normie!!

[@lorkhan1442]

Alpha Cult I literally just coughed up blood because this statement is making my body reject itself

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Fun-Up FIND THE CONTROL ROOM!

[@roninref5152]

A bitter, old, manipulative, abandoned teddybear who wants to keep toys from children, and runs a closed society of said toys..... Nope never heard anything similar to that before

[@kittyrosefaerie7464]

Sounds like religion

[@calliecorn]

I'm getting some Toy Story 3-esque vibes here... *hmMmM...*

[@perrilewis180]

This was made before toy story 3. And Teddy bears are the most classic of toys

[@williamsapong81]

At this point, all he’s missing is a cane and a Southern accent and he’s set.

[@alenbacco7613]

So this ripped off toy story 2 and then got ripped off by toy story 3?

[@mistahg4496]

IM THE BOOMBERANG THAT DOESNT COME BACK

[@rouka120]

Mr G., OYM THE BOOMAHRAHNG THAHT DOESN'T CUM BAHCK! G'Daaaaaaay!

[@mj8026]

@@rouka120 Accidentally predicted Suicide Squad?

[@ozapy]

Is that you, Dad?

[@MegCazalet]

None of my boomerangs ever have. I think my throwing style is off.

[@jo.comics]

Quick theory: Rudolph is a reindeer-phoenix, hence why he keeps being reborn as a young reindeer. Probably the other one, too. Heck, maybe all reindeers are phoenixes.

[@ambernodderdorket2934]

I was about to say "ReInDeErS cAn'T bE rEbOrN, ThAt'S sTuPiD!ThEy CaN OnLy FlY aNd GlOw AnD tAlK tO SaNt-" Then I stopped myself. Conclusion: I am dumb

[@QuintonReviews]

Make sure to leave a comment, subscribe, share with your friends (and your enemies, I'm very desperate) and other generic KZbin things that you do.

[@BlueEyesWhitePrivilege]

I'm sorry but I don't quite understand how you feel about the songs... Something about... Sucking?

[@TeamSuperSuYuGiOh]

Are you going to review Golden Films other Rudolph film?? Also it uses Rankin-Bass characters, but isn't made by them

[@Vontux]

I see your map of California in the background of your videos, if you move out here and happen to choose Southern California avoid Riverside, Perris, San Bernadino (city not the whole county), Fontana and Montclair the rent is cheap but you'll probably get stabbed. Food is pretty great out here though.

[@elijahdavallos6955]

Quinton Reviews I liked the music at 10:50...

[@muffinman472]

Yeah seriously stay away from San Bernardino

[@jamesblair2713]

I haven't seen this since I was like six. You're destroying my childhood harder than George Lucas.

[@Blinkster93]

James Blair Same XD

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

George Lucas besmirched the good name of some movies. Your childhood is another matter.

[@tiptap2352]

This is criminally under viewed.

[@basiloregano]

Tip Tap the video or the movie?

[@Wyattporter]

I remember seeing this a long, long time ago, and thinking the Toy Taker was a genuinely interesting character that they could have done much better on.

[@pippirrupnowdead4319]

I don't remember that I take your look like that. And I watched it in kindergarten.😐

[@WingedFish66]

I'm surprised he didn't bring up the fact that the queen, leader, whatever, thing, at the second toy island is a HIPPO. Why is she a hippo? Since when did hippos have anything to do with Christmas and the North Pole?

[@eddiedingle767]

Snagrio Still a better Jamie Lee Curtis Christmas movie than Christmas with the Cranks A hippo is a better character than a wife to Tim Allen who nearly kills Dan Akroyd

[@christophercase6042]

When did lions ?

[@christianpaystrup4427]

Mang Dingle Jamie Lee Curtis only works if you change the holiday to 🎃? Makes sense.

[@walrusArmageddon]

Really, NOBODY here has heard the song "I want a *hippopotumus* for christmas"?

[@AngelRain201]

well, what do lions have to do with Christmas and the north pole?

[@laslo7360]

"When does something classify as a toy?" Well, you've just given us the pitch for Toy Story 4.

[@spencercollins200]

I celebrate Christmas by getting shitfaced at a family gathering and trying to act sober while we open presents

[@danieldonovan852]

Spencer Collins I go to my Christmas engagements late and act drunk. So cool to see someone put in the effort to actually get drunk. Never actually gotten drunk myself, I just act it so much more fun.

[@nexokor6091]

"Everything make sense and everything is ruined!" I'm gonna have to start using that really often now, thanks.

[@cymk_is_stuck]

IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THAT FREAKY HIPPO FOR YEARS I THOUGHT I JUST DREAMED IT

[@ronhowerd7375]

i had this film as a kid and completely forgot about this until now and this is making me feel really weird watching this

[@asherael]

Drum was never alive. Those aren't eyes, they're wear pattern from drum sticks, and that maniac just assumed, because it kind of looked like a face, it was alive. When it didn't interrupt him he decided it was a good listener. It's probably how that maniac got started.

[@nerdwords1607]

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE

[@legostarwarsdude6728]

Practice, it’s Elf Practice.

[@jaunstindarby2720]

You had one job,one job

[@Sean-in9qi]

"a kite. WHICH HAS A FACE!" RIP

[@mazoku6793]

I'm gonna make it a tradition to watch this anually.

[@gregman642]

At least it doesn't feel like it's cannon.

[@Antifearn]

It’s not canon at all. It’s a bootleg that just so happens to have celebrity voices in it for some reason

[@magnificentone7360]

So the villain of this movie is just a black mage from Final Fantasy?

[@TheParadoxGamer1]

Magnificent One damn ya figured it out

[@MidoriMushrooms]

why it gotta be a black thing?

[@danieldonovan852]

Kazekai fine african american mage. Obvious joke sorry, knowone had said it though in a whole month, thought it was about time.

[@TheArceusftw]

Magnificent One More like the lovechild of Lotso from Toy Story 3, and Orko from He-man.

[@charlysaint1467]

joe mcnoe Urban Mage

[@TuesdaysArt]

I used to listen to the soundtrack to this movie a lot as a kid. I clearly hadn't developed musical taste yet.

[@thelargeemployer8442]

plot idea: instead of the toys being given "surgery", they go through a machine that changes them to make them "beutiful", but it's revealed it kills the toy and makes a better clone of it on the other side of the machine all the-prestige-like.

[@christianpaystrup4427]

BigBossStudios Yes. Just Yes. That’s brilliant.

[@saraholley8778]

*"beutiful"*

[@noelleholiday61]

What kinda bendy and the ink machinr shit is this? My god...

[@noelleholiday61]

*m a c h i n r* God I was so cringey when I made that comment. I regret it so much.

[@Quackervoltz]

That sounds horrifying

[@Not_Bobo]

Look *I watched this again about a year ago and I kept making a joke on how Rudolph must’ve been sick cuz he sounded so stuffed*

[@EminorEntertainment]

"I know I'll need to know about this kind of stuff when I have to deal with MY fame" Gains 25000 subscribers in a week

[@timhuey6373]

Rankin-Bass specials were a huge part of my childhood and this movie was no exception. It always bothered me, even as a kid, this special wasn't stop-motion. The whole plastic surgery bit was just disturbing and the Hippo-lady scarred me...

[@gregzotter6189]

Ah...but this is a GoodTimes film, not a Rankin-Bass film.

[@hunterlisle1171]

Why' does the piper look like MysteriousMrEnter

[@otakunthevegan4206]

The AngelofFire Because he is? He went mad after watching so much shit and in between reviews he is a burglar in his spare time. Actually lets make Mr. Enter watch this! That would be hilarious!

[@MortusSweet]

OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@AleTitan]

this movie looks like just colors and background noise

[@hydra3344]

Yes the toy taker is a teddy bear And yes, it has a Backstory And yes *I T ' S A S O N G*

[@elizabethhogan1610]

The hippo drag queen has been buried in my memories for over a decade. I never remembered where she was from until now. Quinton, you have once more forced me to revisit my most reviled childhood memories. I don't know whether to congratulate you or damn you to hell.

[@dracocrusher]

It's so weird to see how much Quinton's improved over two years. I mean, I guess that's still a solid period of time, but still, going straight to this from the most recent video's a trip and a half.

[@LetLolabool]

Imagine watching this and his recent video from 2024

[@warweasel2832]

"But you know what? Its raining right now! It is. Or at least i think it is... I don't go outside anymore."

[@Idothinkysaurus]

21:19 Anyone else laugh because of how bad the animation is here? Seriously, the way it just... does that, is comical.

[@adventuresvdo9434]

"IT'S JESSIE'S BACKSTORY FROM TOY STORY 2" YES, my exact thoughts!

[@thebasedgodmax1163]

I used to love this movie funnily enough.

[@michaeledwards6683]

You used to also love your overbearing mother and your wife before you built that wall, you piece of shit. You make me want to deficate.

[@danieldonovan852]

Michael Edwards makes you want to poop? Hmmm. Might want to consider talking to a specialist.

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Michael Edwards odd most humans usually can feel that way on their own at times

[@eddiedingle767]

Deaner, what are you doing here?

[@thebasedgodmax1163]

@@eddiedingle767 eddie dingle? what are YOU doing here?

[@Sonic_Gamer501]

Believe it or not, when I was a kid, I actually watched this before coming across the first film.

[@mattwolf7698]

Same

[@rayman3521]

SAME.

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

The Hermie Tooth Fetish tangent earned you a sub xD

[@thisdudehere6450]

you deserve more subs n views

[@1993TheDuke]

2021 here, have I got some news for you...

[@jskkc9023]

Where those real pictures of you as a kid?

[@QuintonReviews]

Yessireee.

[@cavespider1074]

Darn Atheists... ruining the country they are.... the TV told me so...

[@sadladd]

haha benis :DDDDD

[@FankaKM]

You used to have blond hair?

[@evna9246]

Wait you're trans?!

[@phoneguy8369]

In this video: Quinton tears my childhood to shreds and I love it

[@Antifearn]

Rudolph is played by the same voice actress who played Kevin and Marie Kanker in Ed Edd ‘n Eddy in this special. I kept expecting Rudolph to yell “Dorks” at some point.

[@luke4502]

That Hindenburg joke made me laugh my ass off

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

Wait...this isn't the original Rudolph movie? I may have never seen the actual Rudolph special yet then....

[@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness]

Richard Conway the original is stop motion and looks a little bit old.

[@Couldnt_Be_Bothered]

... I don't even have any words

[@Karvosh]

..reading this comment made my eyes bulge out of my skull so hard it actually caused me physical harm

[@DelRio1991]

You know this is bad when the opening credits say GOODTIMES ENTRAINMENT

[@otakunthevegan4206]

DiggidyDelRio Fellow Phalous fan? :)

[@DelRio1991]

Otakun The vegan. Yes, yes I am

[@Mariodash23]

*distant Old Man noises*

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Red Blade Renegade I'm completely useless now :(

[@TheBigDynamo]

Wut

[@americantimelord8720]

Oh heck, I've seen this. I'd forgotten about it because I was probably like 4, but the Pied Piper guy made me remember. Also, at 29:20 she isn't crying, she's laughing really strangely.

[@thevioletbee5879]

I thought this was just an acid trip I had as a kid.

[@crashandtails7496]

I love this movie I had the VHS as a kid and literally knew the songs word for word despite not hearing them in years. That being said I love this review even more especially the bro style comedy comment so weird the way their relationship is framed in this XD And I fucking died at the "Welp time to beat my daughter" keep it up my fav review by far

[@noelleholiday61]

When you edited in the credits i was actually happy. Then the movie continued and i said "no! I was tricked! I got bamboozled!"

[@dooble7642]

Wait why am I watching this in the middle of the summer.

[@Manoto17]

Right?

[@geraldinewoods254]

Same

[@podyjr101]

Right?

[@linusmckinney3515]

Same here

[@giselle9230]

I've had this movie on VHS as long as I can remember, and I used to cry every time during the bear's backstory when I was very little 😅

[@Radien]

Never going outside anymore: Quinton Reviews predicted it.

[@Sara-jh8jj]

it just thrills me that somebody else has actually SEEN this

[@metademetra]

37:10 Actually, I wonder if this is where Lotso's backstory came from.

[@christianpaystrup4427]

metademetra Except that one is at least good.

[@reed6468]

Love those un-ironic stock photos in the beginning Quinton.

[@surferdude6258]

going back over old content because its just starting to hit that nostalgia bone. love the old content, love the new content. keep up dropping those bangers

[@princessaur]

While Q thought the songs were some of the worst parts of the movie, I thought they were some of the only decent parts of this movie. Even if they're mainly just rehashes. ...I'm more of a sucker for musical numbers though.

[@X3Mapany]

Wow man, thanks for unlocking a memory from the earliest days of my childhood. Wasn't entirely sure until now if I didn't just make that movie up. I just came here from the victorious videos to see how you started, and my jaw dropped when I saw this video. This is truly a review I didn't know I needed, but did in fact need very badly. Somehow your content taps into a very specific era of nostalgia for me, and I'm all here for it.

[@Symbolic-Sky]

I legitimately loved this movie as a child. Yes it was clunky, yes it was wierd but, it was cute, it was imaginitive and I loved the songs so much I actually owned the soundtrack and played it even when it wasn't Christmas.

[@juicebox7372]

Imaginative in what way?

[@l0newolfgang]

Bruh same, I honestly still love the soundtrack (except the teddy bear's song, I do agree that it sucks and I never liked it)

[@shelbeanie143]

Reindeer shed their antlers every year. So his antlers being the same as it was at the beginning of the first one makes sense

[@dimitriwarchief301]

May God forgive us for those terrible phone commercial

[@BiggestGal]

This movie’s opening credits when it cuts to all the Christmas decorations always looked edible to me. Still do. Been that way since I was a little kid.

[@2doot]

I'm thumbing this video up just for the amazing Titanic reference at 21:29

[@ickysprite8922]

18:06 the "see you space cowboy" card shoulda popped up, followed by the credits when the boomerang disappeared over the horizon

[@chaotic3124]

ahh, good ol' GoodTimes

[@otakunthevegan4206]

ArtfulSilver All we need is old man to show up. He's expected! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!

[@MissJukeBox8]

I went back to see Quinton’s earliest videos and was excited to see your first review was a movie I watched all the time as a kid!

[@jillrobinson1783]

hey man, I started watching you through your Matt hoss video and now I've been sucked into watching your videos for hours!! you're very charismatic and hilarious, you're going to make it big man!!! keep up the awesome work!!!

[@swapertxking]

I remember watching this movie SO much as a kid, I wore down the actual fucking disk to the point it broke. How did I enjoy this as a kid? Oh right, youthful ignorance, and not being an editor as an adult.

[@jamescaldwell405]

My favorite part of this movie is when a Rudolph named Rudolph turns to the camera and says it's Rudolphin' time

[@eddiepollau4577]

It’s not even Christmas but I saw the title and got so excited bc my brother & I watch this every year. I’ve never seen any review of it until now

[@seventytwo.7288]

I completely lost it at 30:02 , great video by the way!

[@pissbabyofficial]

Oh my god I remember this movie. I loved it and I thought the blimp was in the original. I hadn’t seen this for years. Thank you for jogging my memory

[@steropeshu]

Wait, am I crazy or is Rudolph... Ash Ketchum???

[@jamessaintruth8647]

Holy shit, this is the film I was thinking about! I saw this film when I was like five and I loved it...

[@jamessaintruth8647]

Like I never saw all of the old films, just this one

[@axelvoss9653]

I love it when film reviewers lambast every overused, played out, dumb trope, joke, and trait.... AND THEN THEY ALL USE THE SAME STUPID "PRETEND CHARACTER DEATH CUT TO CREDITS" BIT *EVERY. SINGLE. REVIEWER. ON. EARTH. USES.*

[@joshuapurdy7065]

Axel Voss ikr every one uses it now

[@PixelPickaxe]

+Axel Voss Maybe because it's funny

[@billybanana2948]

9/11 abc movie

[@MidoriMushrooms]

PixelPickaxe things stop being funny when they're overused, part of humor is subversion.

[@PixelPickaxe]

+Kazekai Fortunately, it doesn't feel overused to me yet

[@mattwolf7698]

Finally someone covers this, I always felt like I was the only person that knew about this, I've literally never heard anybody else bring it up. I do see a ton of problems with it as an adult but I do still somewhat like this but out of nostalgia. ...This is the kind of thing that only nostalgia can save.

[@EnragedM0nkey]

I remember seeing this when I was a small kid and I forgot about it for 13 years. Why’d you have to bring my memories back? Why?

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

"So you know that it has to be good!" *Cuts to "A GoodTimes Entertainment Production"*

[@anu_start]

i remember watching this in elementary school, my brain tried to block it out, but it all came back to me when i saw that pink hippopotamus

[@tjroth4169]

First of all, I’m 64, I watched and loved this movie for my entire childhood and most of my adult life. This is long because the list of things you’ve missed is long. Sweet innocent and lots of great memories. But…. And for God's sake hear me out. I’m not one of those people who are “offended” by everything. Example…. Baby, it’s cold outside, get a grip, people. BUT Times have changed and changed drastically and the message we got and the message the ENTIRE movie send now is scary and dangerous. Please don’t roll your eyes and look at this from a different point of view. Stick with me .... give me a chance... 1. Santa is an ass, grumpy tyrant from almost the first frame... 2. Cut to the newly born baby and all is great … until he is born with a "handicap", he is different. Rudolph’s father, Donner, at various points rejects his son based upon his physical appearance Momma stands by and doesn’t say a word when he tries to hide it even though it causes his son pain, she just allows everyone to abuse and allows her husband to taunt and abuse her son. 3. Santa comes to visit and makes it plain that he isn’t good enough to do the only job available to him. 4. He goes to school and the teacher not only bullies him but tells the rest of the class to bully him and won’t allow his daughter to be seen with him. Santa even tells Rudolph's dad he should be ashamed of himself. For what? Because his son is different. 5. Change to Herbie…. The nerd in the class who wants to be something more than the rest of the kids in class. Once again, the teacher/boss makes fun of him and tries to punish him to force him to be like the other kids. 6. Their answer? Runaway, not only run away but get in a vehicle with a strange man who is acting crazy and has a weapon. 7. They then go to an island where all of the other misfits are and they aren’t even good enough to be there. Oh and for those of you who don’t know…. The sad little doll who seems to have no reason to be on the island? Producer Arthur Rankin finally revealed on NPR in 2007 that Dolly considers herself a misfit due to her low self-esteem issues and psychological problems. She was depressed and was sent to what amounts to a mental hospital….. think about that. A kid with depression and this movie is just letting them know they are more worthless and unlovable. 8. So he runs away again and this time he runs into real danger and could be killed. Now at this point, people say “Oh he overcame it or ohhh the bullies saw the error of their way and welcomed him back.” Seriously people? You spend a big chunk of a kid's life telling them they are worthless, and unwanted and then all is supposed to be forgiven in a day or a week or a month… Oh and . RUDOLPH IS ONLY LOVED ONCE HIS DIFFERENCES PROVE TO BE VALUABLE Poor Rudolph wants so desperately to be accepted that he immediately replies that it would be an honor to lead Santa's sleigh. Then his father chimes in, boastful and proud, saying he knew all along Rudolph's nose would be useful. You know, the same father who painstakingly hid Rudolph's nose in an attempt to please Santa and the other reindeer. Questions: *How many kids kill themselves today because of bullying? *How many bullies have a “come to Jesus, oh I was wrong and I’ve changed” moment in real life unless the police are at their door accusing them of causing a suicide? *How many kids today do you see in horrible fights? Fights that cause death and disabilities because someone is being picked on, isn’t like or is different. *How many kids think they have any redeeming qualities that would make their life bearable if they have felt unloved, different or been taunted? *Do they have anything that they can see that is something that would make them worthwhile to anyone? If they thought they did there wouldn’t be suicides of our children. When we grew up in our innocent age, 1000 kids couldn’t get in touch with us in a matter of seconds. When we grew up if we had been a bully our parents would have straightened us out. When we grew up teachers wouldn’t have tolerated things like this. Times have changed, technology has changed, kids have changed. Things are acceptable now that wasn't when we were kids... Now, go watch this movie again and try not to see what I just pointed out.... Thanks for hanging with me.

[@pizzatime1978]

It's Christmas time again, which means it's time to watch old, wince worthy, Quinton again!

[@QuintonReviews]

please dont

[@ScalyTomate]

And I used to love this movie when I was ten years old...christ, my standards were low.

[@maiarustad5062]

You skipped past the best line! When Mr Cuddles is apprehended, they ask why he captured all those toys. “Captured?” He says “I was saving them from eternal darkness.” Well DAMN mr cuddles

[@GrayD_Fox]

Just a week before Thanksgiving and I'm already watching Christmas reviews

[@limetwistanimations8628]

It's not even November and I'm already rewatching these.

[@Quadrenaro]

29:43 First Happy Feet, now this. Also if you watch in slow motion there is a frame jump that makes it look intentional (obviously). Also, this review was great, why does it have so few view??

[@NPGLAMB]

This movie was my favorite version of rouldolph as a kid lol.

[@MalzraAirwynn]

I have to admit I found the lightning bolt destroying the iceberg randomly after they sank to be hilarious.

[@jaygooese4242]

Muscle man: Oh no bro! 😨

[@hairscrunchy]

this was my favorite movie when i was little. good to know someone else knows it exists

[@jaded151]

IIILLLOOOVVEETTTHHHIIISSSVVVIIIDDDEEEOOO

[@kittyqueenx]

I almost died laughing when you played the credits after they hit the iceberg x'D

[@jazzyjock]

This is my Favorite Christmas movie of all time! I love Rudolph 😀😀

[@NPGLAMB]

“Can I have your autigraph🥺”

[@christophercaldwell5093]

Do you think you can review the Halloween movie this company produced: Mad Monster Party?

[@QuintonReviews]

I'll add it to the list.

[@wrenflower3320]

i remember watching this as a kid and i always remember it like it was some kind of fever dream.

[@verylostdoommarauder]

I saw this movie once years ago, and I thought it was the cutscenes to a game. I'm serious.

[@MidoriMushrooms]

For anyone wondering: Blender's S key shortcut switches to size/scale mode.

[@seanathans103]

15:43 Hey look, it's the Scratch stock meow

[@noahegler9131]

So THAT'S why I always felt bad about hitting drums

[@mattf1sh97]

I last saw this movie as a very young child but the “different” song is somehow burned into my brain like some kind of CIA torture method