r/AntiMLM Top Posts of All Time

[@HannesWithoutJo]

I'm pretty sure drug dealing is a lot more legitimate than any MLM. At least you know you're working for criminals

[@lovegood1992]

and you basically make money not lose it.

[@pedroinacio1976]

@Anonymous Anonymous an "average bag of drugs" what like a pick 'n' mix 😂

[@pedroinacio1976]

@Anonymous Anonymous fair, can I have some heroin

[@clubpenguinbeer]

Ahem street pharmacist** Thank you

[@LordThatch]

clubpenguinbeer you mean the gangster Easter bunny

[@trvepatriot]

tragedy: *exists* MLMs: all of this could’ve been avoided with doTERRA essential oils

[@boneclaimingquixote320]

The most tragic event in human history: just *e x i s t s* MLMers: We just needed Herbalife and we all could've been saved!

[@ibavider]

Murder, War Crimes: exist MLMers: This could've been prevented with doTERRA and Herbalife oils!

[@linsh8392]

This really just reminds me of the “well maybe if you stanned _______.” Reply’s on any post where anything bad has happened

[@ibavider]

@@linsh8392 we stan a queen who is not yet playable in Smash Ultimate

[@randompromises1038]

@@boneclaimingquixote320 so you mean to tell me we could've prevented all of danganronpa if the ultimate despairs just had some essential oils

[@iciclefox9901]

I thought mlm meant Moms Losing Money... I guess they both work

[@Vioioioio]

Damn I love this comment

[@thelittletree9193]

I thought it meant men loving men

[@deen_771]

same lol

[@addicted2mako]

Keller Reeves To-may-to, to-mah-to

[@emeph6353]

what does it mean

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

Fun fact: I have never, in my life, ripped a pair of leggings while putting them on. I put on all my clothes calmly and carefully, as to not rip them. Just to see what they were like, I ordered one pair of LuLaRoe leggings. My untrimmed toenail caught on the inside of the left leg and INSTANTLY tore it. Not even tights have done that to me, and those are typically much thinner and more tearable than leggings.

[@mannequia8294]

how da fuck they make fabric do that

[@mage_the_mage]

Nørsk1 Im pretty sure wet toilet paper is more durable than Lularoe leggings

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

*_LuLaRoe_*

[@randompromises1038]

i have about as much strength as a newborn and yet i feel like i'd rip the leggings just by folding them

[@vtmorphine]

Hope you didn't waste a lot on those

[@hamzahajji5814]

This video is so (characteristic)

[@f.b.iagent3971]

Hamza Hajji aww, that’s so [characteristic] of you to say

[@trentonfowler4169]

@@f.b.iagent3971 that complement you gave was very (characteristic)

[@timmyy24]

F.B.I Agent I want to [characteristic] you in the [characteristic].

[@Jack_Jumbo]

Timothy Jackson that post wasn’t very (characteristic) of you. You should be more (characteristic)

[@gayfurry5287]

I hate (username) his (video) is (negative characteristics)!

[@superstocklo2398]

my mom got one of these and signed up and ended up REscamming the person by saying at the first 2 meetings at a starbucks that she "forgot" her wallet and got 2 free breakfasts from the scammer

[@burnpygmalion39]

That’s amazing props to your mom

[@KFCGAMING55]

Power move

[@fbidumbbee]

amazing

[@hanayuna4]

Outstanding move

[@neonangelo1957]

/prorevenge or /unoreverse

[@joannac5524]

One of my good friends is a broke single mom who got pulled into an mlm. She lost her apartment after because she couldn't pay rent. Mlms are not harmless, they are predatory.

[@laurasullivan77]

Oh im so sorry i hope shes ok i hope shes learned her lesson

[@TwelvetreeZ]

How's she doing now? Is she all right?

[@spinningchurro]

I feel completely justified in cursing out and being a complete asshole to people who try to peddle MLM shit on you. These people are effectively pleading for you to go into massive debt and damn the consequences, all so you could give them money. They literally want to ruin you and don't care.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

+spinningchurro I believe it depends on what level of the pyramid they’re on, though. These desperate and aggressive behaviors toward recruitment are used constantly, so I wouldn’t blame a victim for acting just like the people taking advantage of them. It’s how they try to survive and convince themselves that it’s not a total waste. If they end up saying something truly awful in an attempt to guilt-trip or lie to you, though, then maybe it’s worth getting mad about. It all depends. Just never join them.

[@stoicwolf7376]

Joanna Copier I’d suggest the documentary Betting On Zero on Netflix. It’s about Herbalife, one of the most notorious pyramid schemes of all time. These people are poor and desperate, willing to do anything to make it. Many are immigrants who don’t realize they are being played. It’s very sad.

[@bernebelmont1857]

It's not even their own "empire" or business That's like saying a McDonald's cashier is an entrepreneur

[@ascendedcat260]

It's like that guy who said he travels for a living and works as a pizza delivery man

[@bernebelmont1857]

@@ascendedcat260 not really cause, well thats technically true MLMs aren't their own business at all, its just wrong

[@crowlowin4330]

If you had to pay McDonald's to work for them.

[@bernebelmont1857]

@@crowlowin4330 Yeah, thatd be hell

[@danhemming6624]

Well, when they copy your credit card or shortchange you, yes Entrepreneurship is alive and well.

[@movingparts6270]

"The latest product from that girl that bullied you in high school," too true.

[@JayLeu]

in hi-SKOol

[@nathanieljohnson1412]

Moving Parts Gaming so i got an ad about this ans it was we make 50k a year with little to no effort by. Buy cheap stuff a sell it for up to 10x more the example was $11 plastic skull that was then sold for $125

[@adrianz2767]

Drug dealing isn't a pyramid scheme because 1. you have an actual product with actual demand 2. it doesn't keep going; there's an end consumer to your product and many are regular customers and this leads to 3. actual profit Anyway um *looks at card* Drugs are bad so don't do, sell, or make them

[@silver5341]

Hmm, I don't know man. That last step really caught my attention.

[@adrianz2767]

@@silver5341 I mean I'm not gonna say yes but I'm also not gonna _stop_ you

[@Losshe]

Ya. Drug dealers don't try to convert all his customers into selling drugs hoping that one day they'll make a lot of money just from all the people working under them

[@Destin5258]

So its a pyramid scheme with the last step removed then. Pyramid Scheme Light TM.

[@zacharyhollands]

I see, it's not a proper pyramid scheme. I feel way better about the business now.🤣

[@dragonrykr]

I'd love to see a Jehovah's Witness encountering a Herbalife enthusiast

[@casualcrisis6349]

people are blind in various ways. this would be very entertaining watching two brick walls try to convince each other their scheme is better.

[@ansahofei4415]

History's most epic battles part 11

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

I went to h.s. with a kid who's family was both. Wait...maybe it was Amway.

[@charliejones3272]

What if a Mormon met a hun

[@bananabuns1369]

it's like calling two pizza places and see how they interact with each other

[@addicted2mako]

The fact that there’s an MLM for books leaves me feeling hollow

[@ladyv5655]

Agreed. Books deserve better.

[@sirisaacnewton435]

It’s like rule 34- if it exists, there’s an MLM for it

[@hexhollows]

@@sirisaacnewton435 Rule 34.5

[@wolfsisterheart]

What I want to know is what books they were trying to sell, just for research though

[@ladyv5655]

@@wolfsisterheart , I'm not sure, but I think they are children's books. I was once approached by a lady from church who wanted to talk to me about some books she was selling. She was disappointed when I told her I don't have kids, but perked up again when I told her I'm a teacher, only to be disappointed when I clarified that I teach adults. One of her kids was in a Sunday School class I was teaching and from what the kids would say, I figured that she was homeschooling her kids. Maybe that's the kind of books they are.

[@bubba1388]

sorrow: *sees a euro symbol* me: dontyoudare sorrow: *fIvE tHoUsAnD pOuNd A mOnTh*

[@saltie5480]

I think I died inside

[@katarinam7781]

This is actually why article 15 was passed.

[@Tuboflard]

As someone who has to use both I'm fuuuuuuuuuuucking livid

[@Oyasumi05]

€ £ wow so easy to notice

[@katarinam7781]

@@Oyasumi05 yeah it is easy to fucking notice, thanks for pointing it out, friend! :D

[@mikip282]

When I was in Girl Scouts, my troop had a meeting with a Mary Kay consultant and we got some free makeup. Even as a literal child, I knew the makeup was subpar and the lady was just sketchy and didn’t answer our questions about the business (as we were using the meeting to get leadership experience for being camp counselors) in an understandable way for a bunch of 11 year olds. So yeah, Mary Kay is sketchy.

[@mikek4610]

Miki P got to love women that empower younger women by scamming them

[@naluzoniro]

so sketchy even kids can spot it

[@PrincessFelicie]

"Stop taking advantage of vulnerable people. It's pathetic." "Pmed!"

[@a1rh3add]

Thats exactly where I thought it was going

[@lilyg8734]

It would honestly been more funny if it went that way imho

[@Nico-vu8yj]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@lilyg8734]

NicoDragon06 glad we agree

[@ultrainstinctshaggy669]

666 likes 😈

[@echo4428]

Kijiji is Canadian Craigslist. Even those they also have Craigslist

[@shadowjinkus1070]

But Kijiji is better.

[@smulangel2294]

Ah I see you are also a man of culture

[@GameyRaccoon]

@@smulangel2294 as in he watches Domics?

[@Canadian_Ice]

@Granddad Fleenstone moose people unite

[@Canadian_Ice]

@Granddad Fleenstone yes, you can join the moose squad

[@MetallicAGirl14]

Sorrow: € = ... Me: Don’t f***ing do it Sorrow: £ British people : *Drops Monocles in tea*

[@PsylomeAlpha]

To americans they both look like Es. Like, you wouldn't believe how many hoops we had to shove our brains through to associate an S symbol with a dollar... you know, that thing that starts with a D!?

[@Gaclus]

The pound symbol is actually based on an L, not an E. f-fun fact

[@PsylomeAlpha]

@@Gaclus Okay, but why an L for a word that starts with P? Like, I know the shortening for pounds, as in the weight measurement is "lbs" but I don't know why that one is the case either!

[@Gaclus]

You're spot on with comparison to lbs - it comes, originally, from the latin word "librae" which was a measure of weight as well. Before decimalisation, British currency was known as £sd or "LSD" for pounds, shillings, and pence: In latin, librae, solidi, denarii

[@ElodieElbertson]

@@Gaclus I'm learning something on a Subreddit video, what is happening?!

[@killerbee4229]

*Kajiji has wares if you have coin*

[@tunnelsnake420]

*kajiji wishes you well*

[@genocide865]

May your roads lead you to warm sands

[@greenwrldd]

As long as you have enough RUBIES, my friend.

[@obsidianjoly9281]

killerbee4229 *gives tons of wolf pelt and waits for money.*

[@movingparts6270]

Kajiji knows much, tells little

[@cryllys4329]

I had an aunt tell my mom that oils she was selling would cure my depression. We don't talk to her anymore.

[@SasuGaa1Fan]

I have a sister that yells at me to just get over my disorders and...I blocked her number

[@cryllys4329]

@@SasuGaa1Fan I am so sorry you had to go through that

[@SasuGaa1Fan]

@@cryllys4329 thank you (: you as well

[@6luelights2]

My mom would believe that lmfao

[@badmeatball5265]

Fighting fire with fire

[@anonymousbosch9265]

My wife’s yoga lady is caught up in oils which, against my advisement, had them both OD on teesle root oil and my wife was in the hospital for two days and in liver distress for weeks. My wife is usually smarter about these things but the yoga lady has mystical powers of persuasion. *Drug dealing is a far more legitimate occupation

[@pizzaface4628]

Oh no! I hope your wife is okay now!

[@anonymousbosch9265]

d e a d k i n g she’s totally fine and sober from oils for about a year now, thank you

[@renaissancegothicccdoc]

Oh shit. Is the yoga lady still adamant about oils? I'm glad your wife is okay now.

[@anonymousbosch9265]

@@renaissancegothicccdoc she doesn’t go to that yoga place anymore

[@Lucifersfursona]

- oof I’m sorry glad she’s okay - I like that this is written like a chunk of Gayle script - drug dealing is in fact a more legitimate occupation

[@queenelizabethi5868]

Imagine the mental fortitude you have to have to be broke and in debt because of this shit and still flex on social media statuses like you're "living the life you've always dreamed of?"

[@katarinafil]

They have to make it look like their thriving so other people want to join then so they can make any money. You have to drag people down the pit with you so you can climb a little bit out yourself.

[@svnhddbst8968]

that's not fortitude, that's denial, and self delusion.

[@atomicwinter31]

Its not mental fortitude, its insanity. They've cracked. Falsified reality, rejection of events is an incredibly strong mental ability us humans possess.

[@neutronstar5506]

my gay ass really thought mlm meant men loving men and was really confused when the video started

[@Ender41948]

OK I know what you meant but "My gay ass" is too good of a collection of "No context words", I'm sorry.

[@legatoblues13]

DUDE. fukkin same. Was looking for this comment

[@maybea3289]

YO SAMEEE!

[@blargkliggle1121]

@@MattC-jg1yb he's a Fatatatatatg?

[@SkyscraperM]

Matt C fuck you piece of shit

[@AddiePeterson]

I literally hate people who harass me about “natural oils” for my LUNG DISEASE. BREATHING IN OILS IS NOT GOOD FOR LUNGS. ESPECIALLY NOT FOR THOSE WITH LUNG DISEASES!!!!!

[@amememachine8974]

Addie Peterson what are you talkin about i drink natural oils and make sure they go to my lungs to get that healthy benefit they talk about so much!

[@emmagray5963]

I hope you get well soon

[@UsableUsernamee]

I hope everything turns out well for you. Them fucking MLM members.

[@beelzebubhasagun7940]

Yeah I know I work for the maffia which isn't a peramid sceam do you wan't sum coke to help with ur diseas

[@misdelivereddishwasher1011]

Freyr Ingimarsson uh what?

[@thebyrdshow1343]

Who else just randomly comes back to a sorrow TV video and hope that he'll be in good health soon and will be able to be back to posting.

[@kotabee3630]

Me too. He hasn’t posted on Twitter in over a year and it’s got me worried. I’m worried about a guy I’ve never met 😭

[@whatteamwildcats4033]

​@@kotabee3630 same, he just dropped off the face of the earth. I honestly hope he just quit quietly, and is off living happily somewhere

[@Remitherat_]

So glad I’m not the only one

[@Bshmjdsdyk]

Yeah

[@libsareevil1]

The world needs more of his nice guy videos all other KZbinrs that do that content suck.

[@arhnosoldierfur4498]

As someone who has asthma, most oils and smells do make my throat swell. I also am never sensitive to touching do to events in my past, I couldn’t imagine having a disability where I’m not 100% sure what’s happening and then have someone rub so cold smelly stuff on my neck

[@Lucifersfursona]

To be fair no one‘s sure what’s 100% of the time, and there’s arguably never a good time to have a wet cold surprise pressed onto the back of your neck

[@GippyHappy]

@@Lucifersfursona or is there😉😉

[@fluffynator6222]

That's because it's removing the ToXiNs!11!

[@arhnosoldierfur4498]

@@fluffynator6222 Imagine one of these idiots putting it on some guys neck and he just starts swinging

[@slendveny7191]

@@GippyHappy I'm intrigued.

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

MLM really does work! You can get rich easily by just being a Sociopath and metaphorically (and maybe literally) stepping over corpses!

[@Starfloofle]

this is why we can't have nice things.

[@Flowtail]

TAmari You know what they say: there are no ethical ponzi schemes under capitalism

[@oppakunn328]

Everybody gets rich by stepping over other's corpses, not just mlms

[@monroerobbins7551]

Sounds like being a mercenary or assassin.... but at least those jobs can actually get you money.

[@cameronfox4401]

@Adartho MLMs will always be preferable to mass starvation. MLMs suck, but communism sucks more.

[@deascorner]

The difference between drug dealing and mlms: Drugs work and drug dealers actually make profit.

[@recyclingdago713]

"No no, he's got a point"

[@Mazikitty]

Drug dealers sell stuff that actually work

[@stevenhale2935]

And they usually sell to consenting parties who know what they're getting and aren't locked into contracts. Plus drug dealers are much more (characteristic).

[@SinDesigns]

And people actually want the product

[@sambrickman6858]

Plus, somewhere down the line, SOMEONE ACTUALLY BUYS THE FUCKING DRUGS FOR PERSONAL USE. At least with drug dealers, nobody has a garage filled with end to end with unused heroin needles that have been there since 2004.

[@TheKakuhida]

"Don't touch my gaaaah-bage!" I quote this every day.

[@Sockren]

still do?

[@Sockren]

still do?

[@bootsie1212]

😂😂😂The voice he did for the possum. LOL. That’s just how I picture people defending their MLM.

[@thewysterianinja]

I heard that with the Younique, the consultants are required to post about their Younique cards and how much they can buy with them. So, they'll take a picture like they're using it, sometimes going so far as putting the card in the card reader, and then do the ACTUAL purchase with their bank/credit card.

[@vassalofthenight9945]

Wow, that's literally pathetic

[@jerseyjess7826]

That would explain why they're are so many purchase pictures with the younique card but I don't see people doing that with other MLM cards. Actually, do other MLMs have their own debit cards? Either way, your post explains all the people card pics.

[@Zawaaaa]

Clumsypotamus my mom works for unique 😔

[@sydneyxoxoishxc]

RobloxKidXD I’m so sorry

[@icywater5733]

RobloxKidXD tell her it’s no good.

[@enmanuel1950]

I love how *CHARACTERISTIC* this channel is.

[@stevetreloar6602]

Of what?

[@hypnos9803]

2:13 Sorrow: “Pounds” Me, a British born citizen: that grinds my gears, yes indeed *Sips tea with monocle in eye* I don’t much fancy the foreigners me.

[@ablobofslime4612]

*Sips monocle with tea in eye* Me neither. ... ... So how 'bout that weather eh?

[@weptattorney1478]

funny joke

[@thatlemonguy1107]

Hypnos *Sips in monocle tea with my eye* Oi oi crumpet fish n’ chips guvnah

[@sketchups4672]

*sips eye with tea in monocle* ... Splendid performance fellow chaps.

[@azza-in_this_day_and_age]

@@ablobofslime4612 sips monocle with my canadian ... ... its too cold.

[@chemsoldier83]

I'd say drug dealing is actually way more honest than MLMs.

[@garfoofian8507]

Both have the same negative dide effects

[@anaveragefern]

Man, that is soooooo {characteristic} of you to say!

[@faultf4]

garfoofian I dunno, some guy offered me “flying pills” but all they did was make my cough go away. Pretty scammy sometimes.

[@marcoklepsky]

garfoofian unless it’s weed

[@frog1405]

@@garfoofian8507 yeah, but at least the drug dealers aren't lying to me about it.

[@a-surfin-bird4242]

Nobody: MLM message: 🙂😗😝😛🙂🥰🥰😗😉😛😉🤓😛🤓🤓😏🥳🧐😛🧐😝🧐😒😗😗😘😗🙃🙃🙃😘😗😝😝😘😘😗🙃🙂😍😛😸😽🙀🤖👎👐👐👍😺💀🤑🤑🤡👽💀😽👎✋👣👤👀💁‍♀️

[@bendito999]

👺

[@mothhuuny]

You forgot the cash emoji. They ALWAYS use the cash emoji.

[@thepartypotatopooper6354]

@BliZZard Sno i like your profile picture

[@JoeKurr5]

BliZZard Sno nicegirl mesages: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao lmao lol 🙄🙄🙄😤😤😤😜🤣🤣🤣

[@AceSpadespoken]

@Lenny Mc Memer *_I don't want Amway, but are the emojis for sale?_*

[@iciclefox9901]

“Build an empire of their own” Yeah, an Egyptian empire

[@iciclefox9901]

K

[@highjumpstudios2384]

Ohhhh, I get it. Because pyramid scheme!

[@averagecoloniser4586]

Highjump Studios OHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAJSIAOSJHSUSJEBRHISKPPDKNEIENDMDOWKXZ

[@honey-bun3976]

Keller Reeves I gett the Joek!

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

Hopefully they don’t include the incest and murder.

[@bluethan806]

Welp, this helped me realize my mother was part of at least two MLM's... Makes a whole lot of sense now tbh

[@thepizzaman9159]

lip sense?

[@SRLovesPandas1]

My mom used to sell avon, so all this sounds familiar lol. It was before social media was a thing tho, so she’d actually go meet people.

[@mikip282]

My stepmom used to work for mary kay and some other MLM makeup company and every time I think about it I cringe

[@DeeRio9546]

My mom used to sell scentsy when we were dirt poor broke. Because od her and it we had to beg the neighbors for things like milk basically everything

[@christianpano7845]

F

[@kabobawsome]

"People would legitimately rather scrub some strangers dirty toilet for minimum wage rather than build an empire of their own." Ooo, the classism just oozes from that. Also, holy shit, is that woman paying a professional cleaner MINIMUM WAGE??? Wtf???

[@caballo9500]

The whole thing about offering a secondary job when posting a fake job on sites like craigslist etc, isn't that how you get actually scammed? Fun fact: i almost got sucked into a criminal scam like that once. Got a fake USPS money order and everything. Good thing I didn't get charged when I eventually did go to the post office to find out if it was legit lol

[@dmurray2978]

Wait are toilet cleaners paid more than minimum wage? Should people somehow be okay with settling with that as a job? And yet it's taboo to point out different classes of humans...

[@finnianday]

​@@dmurray2978 sanitation jobs are some of the most important jobs in the world. You should respect the people who clean up after you

[@jasperjazzie]

@@finnianday so true, the ppl who look down on cleaners would def bitch the loudest if there was no one to clean their mess and the mess didn't just clean up itself...and they definitely do leave messes in public i'm sure, probably the same people who say "it's someone else's job to pick it up not mine"

[@j.c.2240]

​@jasperjazzie I've said it before and I'll say it again: nobody notices or cares about the sanitation and cleaning staff until they aren't around

[@KittenoftheBroccoli]

My mom joined an MLM for 6 months when I was 16, and when she explained it to me, literally the first thing I said to her was "That sounds like a pyramid scheme." 16-year-old me saw through the bullshit immediately. Took her 6 months to realize it.

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

Hey atleast she realized you'd be surprised how dumb desperation can make even the smartest people some never realize

[@darthr0xas363]

On the bright side, for six months you had free snake oil and all the benefits with it

[@helperonie6791]

DarthR0xas like curing cancer! Totally not a fake information to launder people's hard earned cash into buying it.

[@darthr0xas363]

Helper Onie67 See, this guy understands it

[@moerriswall-musicproductio2154]

*Sorrow voice* - "And then everybody claaaapped."

[@bluethan806]

"Okay so what's your gross income?" "$xxxxx" _Huh... that can't be. She must've misheard me and thought I asked for her husband's dental practice income, haha. Let's just hope she doesn't ask how I know about what her husband does and everything should be fine and oh my god she just __#brokeourglassceiling__._

[@wolfwoodfr]

oh no

[@f.b.iagent3971]

oh no

[@thatmonkemanzelinki2185]

On ho

[@angelteeth6053]

Oh no

[@MarcusofMenace]

*OH YEAH*

[@Lpuemcfoo]

''I Don't sell Anything I Promote A Premium Lifestyle"

[@axelmaldonado2642]

Chezzzy "For a price"

[@aussiegodx8629]

TriHard 7

[@Mary1337]

That one is pretty good actually.

[@7tko7kdoh73]

Chezzzy HYPERBRUH CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

[@langweiligesprofil4926]

Keep your profile picture. .....luv it......no homo.

[@stevenreid2571]

I *almost* got caught up in a MLM when I was 18 and naïve. It was selling "cutlery" and I'd never had a job before then (was told multiple times I needed experience, yet you can't get experience if you aren't given a job first but that's a whole other topic). They had a booth set up at my college campus and PUSHED heavily for inexperienced students. The company was called Vector, and they worked out of this small, shitty office and had us read actual templates on how to "sell" it. Had the people "working" in the office all in posh suits to make it seem like they're "successful". I'm glad my parents talked me out of it, yeah I was a little tilted because I genuinely thought I'd make a good chunk of change from it.. but looking back on it, I'm glad I didnt go through with it.

[@witchycakez]

Omg the same thing happened to me! Except I was still in highschool and Cutco sent a letter to my house and were promising an $18 salary. What made it all worse EVERYONE was encouraging me to join them my mom's, my school counselor, our family therapist and I was just like "no" lucky me they never called me back for my phone interview but like that sucked the only person who wasn't encouraging me was this classmate who actually told me they're a pyramid scheme

[@WildaTheRaccoon]

Ah, Vector, the predator of college campuses everywhere.

[@Jay-qn8lm]

Same here with Vector! Got it in my mailbox, and instantly I googled and figured out that it was an mlm. Threw it right in the trash.

[@stevenreid2571]

@@witchycakez funny enough too.. that was the brand they were selling was called Cutco. Odd.. maybe cutco either rebranded as "Vector" or vector is a smaller company under Cutco (sorry this is the first time I've come back to this comment.)

[@stevenreid2571]

It's good to see none of you guys fell victim to this shit. However, i can't help but think for every 5 that don't fall for it there's at least one to fall for it.

[@QueenCheetah]

5:55- Adding an extra comma doesn't really count when there's now also a minus sign in front of the whole amount...

[@shizukorosektk1107]

This comment needs to be pinned! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DominicChrisitianMom]

🤣🤣

[@boomer6997]

QueenCheetah I bet that comma is at the front of the number too.

[@batsaretrash4290]

A number with two commas is bad enough

[@kcidical8209]

0,

[@Jenna_Miles]

Kijiji has wares, if you have coin

[@Stettafire]

Well played good sir, well played,

[@fuzz134]

So many refuse to invest thousands of dollars with us. They calls us thieves and smugglers. I'm glad to see you're not such one.

[@CursedQual]

Made my day

[@theinventor4537]

Kajiji is innocent of this crime.

[@thegardenofme]

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this 😂 you win the internet

[@AAAAAA-613]

All of these people are literally my science teacher. She's telling us about how awesome essential oils are and "medicine just covers up the problem, but essential oils solve it" and she has a diffuser constantly running in her room. EDIT: She teaches biology and genetics, but there was a section of the year where we focused on the human body and how it works, which is where her beliefs REALLY came through in her teaching. I actually did bring it to the principal, because the essential oils made it harder for me to focus and gave me very painful headaches. Also, she was technically 'treating' us, since she acts like this is a better form of medicine and will cure everything wrong with us, and teachers aren't allowed to give kids medicine, and neither can the nurse. That's the main reason the principal took away her diffuser. EDIT: I just remembered that she also always talks about how "It's a hundred percent natural, which means it's good for your body!"

[@pivinne5536]

Purrpy the Artist/Gamer your SCIENCE teacher? I’d suggest checking her credentials yikes

[@GaussiArson]

Hope the only science she teaches is like psychology. If so, the whole thing might be a setup for the years end

[@talonzilla]

Science? if she's a science teacher she should know more about a science

[@mikek4610]

Purrpy the Artist/Gamer and thats why the school system sucks...these aren't teachers...theyre subversive brain washers

[@somebody3639]

Just waiting for that one kid to have an allergic attack and pass out

[@kevinjones810]

My god I love how drug dealing is far more legitimate than other pyramid schemes because you are mostly given what was promised

[@faultf4]

I dunno, I wanted the “flying pills” but I took their product and my cough just went away

[@nicetomeetyoumrearthling]

Probably because drug dealers know they will be killed if their costamers don't get what the want!

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@faultf4 those are technically "floating pills". Easy mistake to make

[@faultf4]

DelToro Perdedor Ahh, ok, thank you for telling me. I will never go to the daycare alleyway sale ever again

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@faultf4 hol up, what?

[@Nomand55]

Naw drug dealing isn't a pyramid scheme because at least the product works XD

[@pivinne5536]

7/11WasAnIsideJob drug dealers make profit too tho lmao

[@mopbuckets4734]

drug dealers make profit too tho, lmao.

[@arougea.i.3380]

FBI OPEN UP!

[@griffinwright4944]

you made me have a mental breakdown because of this

[@whatteamwildcats4033]

Not unless you beat the system and just sell bags of oregano to noobs

[@Maddin1313]

And then I showed them my free Lexus and their jaws dropped and then everybody clapped! *Here's where you insert a bunch of emojis and remove this text.

[@powerpulser5701]

I am getting r/thathappened vibes here

[@ejs5045]

👌🔥🌿👄👁🌚👀👏👍🤔🍳💦💪🅱

[@evisonesila8776]

💩😹👾👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾🤖😽👾 🙀😑😮😪😪😪🤤🤤🤮👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾✊🏼👃👃💄👀🧠🗣🗣👤👴👴👴👴🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽👩‍🌾👩‍🌾👩‍🌾👩‍🌾👩‍🌾👩‍🌾👩‍🌾👩‍🌾👩‍🌾👨‍🎤👨‍🎤👨‍🏭🕺👡👡🧦👒👘👙🧢👝👜⛑👡👗👘👔👖🧦🌂🕶🧢🎩🕶🎒👝🦉🦅🦆🐥🐧🐤🐚🐌🦅🐦🐣🐣🙊🐦🦆🐴🦄🐌🐗🐗🐗🐤🦄🦄🐤

[@killaquween]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪💪💪💪👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@squidblr3440]

😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😘😘😘😏😏😏🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Drug dealing isn't a pyramid scheme because unlike MLMs, there's an actual end market with a set retail price. Geez.

[@thewitheringproduction1761]

MFW Drug dealers are less sketchy than MLM representatives.

[@Chromatic_Death]

the withering production truth

[@langweiligesprofil4926]

Those pill pushers are less pushy,than those Snakeoil pushers.

[@Gxgh0st]

Not to mention that people who contact drug dealers usually *actually want drugs* lol

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen115]

the products actually work, you get paid and you are aware you’re working for criminals

[@aenjgeal]

This girl I knew in high school said I wouldn't get into the college I wanted because my GPA "Wasn't there." Now I'm finishing my senior year at said college and she's in a pyramid scheme. Life is funny

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Mmm. Delicious.

[@11jelloman11]

The only difference between drug dealing and MLM is that you can make money dealing drugs

[@LordThanatosOfHades]

Loiem, I consider drug dealers to be more productive and educated members of society than these MLM people.

[@sacrecharlemagne2262]

That's because they sell a product that people want.

[@dariusmoon5980]

Sacre Charlemagne and actually accomplish something

[@KingDuckGuy]

With drug dealing, people get the actual product being sold. Unlike mlm.

[@LadyBloodyWrists]

MLM is basically a religious cult meets drug dealing

[@lemardevente2284]

Kijiji is pretty much Canadian craigslist! :)

[@Eat.It.From.The.Back74]

Derz a moose on the loose

[@yeetyeetson2871]

r/whoosh

[@sheila6530]

Yeet Yeetson i don’t understand how is this r/whoosh

[@lemardevente2284]

rocket league god how would you have liked me to phrase it for those who don’t know what Kijiji is? I never implied we didn’t have Craigslist, either.

[@yeetyeetson2871]

suicidal bitch me neither tbh

[@lps675]

*I...I thought this was an anti men-loving-men subreddit...*

[@wunmorwin]

_same_

[@airyventi]

same!! was expecting some serious homophobia haha

[@enbyriot9088]

I was expecting that too!!!

[@lps675]

*thankfully* it's about shitty marketers

[@weakmoon2363]

me tOO I choked

[@emiliew5553]

so i’m a massive lesbian and i forgot that MLM stands for multi-level marketing

[@krisdoesart9643]

Lmao me too I thought this was a weirdly named homophobia subreddit

[@beyondw01f3]

what did you think it meant?

[@cas2714]

@@beyondw01f3 men loving men (gay and bisexual men)

[@korngotmuted1112]

i saw the title and was like *my homophobia senses are **_tingling_*

[@Kizaco]

Same

[@Shovlaxnet]

Kijiji is what happens when Canadians aren't aboot that Craigslist life, eh?

[@mjrhmekssh]

Actually it's used pretty much everywhere else too. We had it in Germany as well before it got bought by ebay. Edit: I've also never seen any creepy things on there. Usually just kids offering to mow your lawn or people giving away their pets.

[@GerasWakeUpFB]

Shovlaxnet as a Canadian Burrrrrrr Translatinggggggggggg Yes

[@Shovlaxnet]

As a non Canadian... is that racist?

[@shingoose6197]

Shovlaxnet Yes.

[@bennettc7056]

We all still use Craigslist

[@chadamonkey5641]

People taking these fake photos in hardware stores to advertise their "lifestyle". Grow the heck up and go to IKEA.

[@helperonie6791]

ChadaMonkey lel

[@yousefghuniem5575]

Would you rather have a built house or the materials and land it took to build it just to build it up, mess up, restart and after the sixth time give up?

[@Infernal_fauna]

>€ >"pounds" okay Sorrow

[@Aishatwo2]

ATOMI cackle

[@mamaproxy]

*sheckles

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

*refried-beans

[@LazySkeptic23]

What is it?

[@sladeniz9766]

It’s sad when the “>” doesn’t make a green text

[@rowan6650]

I’ve literally watched this a dozen times, but I just realized the girl on Kijiji was literally just making a fake post for a cleaner on that app so she could shill her MLM. Like she literally said “I replied to all of them that the successful candidate had been chosen” but made no mention of actually picking anyone. YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES.

[@childeater7327]

If it has emojis it’s a scam

[@themysteriousmimikyu8501]

Really, I think it is too 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@goldsrcorsource2551]

wait.. does that mean.. oh no DEEP FRIED MEMES ARE A SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

[@gabrieltallent8080]

@@goldsrcorsource2551 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

[@rosesoverdoses5159]

The Man And If it doesn't have emojis , its a scam

[@grapefaceofficial]

True. Which one looks more like a scam? 1. Its crazy! I made like 2000 dollars in a week! 2. It's crazy 😝😝😝 i made like 2000 dollars 💲💲💲💲 IN A WEEK 😮😮😮

[@lutchien]

Your voices/narration is the funniest to me, I keep replaying and laughing my head off. "YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART, KIM!!"

[@sampatterson8986]

Wait.... I too can make thousands of dollars a week from home! Where do I sign up?

[@jacktaylor8306]

Oh look its mister "Democratic Manchuko" how is it going?

[@MinesomeMC]

Sam Patterson holy shit ur everywhere, first isp, drew, and now here

[@sergentharker7182]

Youremomgay.com

[@sausagelawyer575]

Yo I saw you on Mr greentext how you doing

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

MinesomeMC holy shit someone from isp

[@mijiah]

“Holy shit! Drug dealing’s a pyramid scheme!” MY ASTHMA DOESNT LIKE THIS JOKE BUT I DO

[@Stettafire]

Worth mentioning about autism is that some autistic people are hypersensitive to not just smell, but also touch. In fact, touch is a common one. Sop putting a super cold liquid on the back of their neck, which is a super sensitive areas for humans anyway? Yeah, not a good idea.

[@xdy21-gaming96]

My friend is autistic and reacts to loud sounds

[@PlutoTheThing]

Autism is different from being retarted.even if this was a joke people will get mad at you for saying something so offensive and ignorant.

[@Brynwyn123]

Yup. Some of us are hyposensitive too though so it's not a rule. Just, you know, actually ask the autistic person (or any person) before smearing shit on them. I'm fine with smells but oil on my skin instantly makes me want to flay myself.

[@Chromatic_Death]

Al Funcoot I have mild Asperger's and have came a really long way. As a kid I couldn't sleep on any sheets other than t-shirt material ones. I'd sit awake all night otherwose. I couldn't wear nylon shirts. It extends to food texture too. I can't eat coconut without cringing.

[@emmad4308]

Stettafire YES THANK YOU

[@invadertaylor]

My younger sister was once a consultant for MaryKay. Family and friends told her it was a bad idea, but she told them we were hating on her and "her business" (because selling other people's products magically makes you the CEO). Slowly but surely she realized she played herself spending money on products to sell to people who weren't interested for a measly percentage, and quit afterwards. The story serves as perfect (humiliation) ammunition for when she decides to talk about my finances 😈😤

[@jacencade4019]

Until you lose your younger sister

[@invadertaylor]

@@jacencade4019 Its not that serious now. It's more of a "I know you're not taking about my spending habits. Remember when...?" tone. But nothing to suggest vindication or spite.

[@LoverBoy-ks9qh]

leroy shane Point out to her that you have disposable income to spend which allows you to have different financial concerns from her and that maybe if she was better with money she could also have the same level of disposable income.

[@talonzilla]

Ways to get her off your back A. Delet her MLM friends B.Tell her that it's bad for her C. Tell her that it's a scam and get a real job (Please dont take this sierously I dont wanna cause your sister to kill you over this dumb post)

[@myopidodi3058]

@@jacencade4019 i really think youre seeing this way more seriously that OP and co

[@Arella17]

See, aromatherapy is a thing, but damn these people don't understand that it's something for relaxation not TO TREAT SERIOUS DISORDERS!

[@kcat420]

Exactly! I like to lavender before I go to bed, and I think aromatherapy is general helpful, but even I know that 1: oils should always be diluted, and 2: no smell or oil in the world can cure cancer or anything else.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

KCat my major depressive multiple personality mania begs to differ

[@Arella17]

DelToro Perdedor I never said it could never help, just it's not meant to be a miracle cure.

[@splashofsparks]

Yeah and tea tree oil is great for acne but its stupid as hell to put it in your dogs ear

[@stephanieadelaarson]

Eggy Fresh agreed.

[@zaworldo3189]

DoTERRA doTERRAble things to people who buy their stuff

[@emilybarclay8831]

And it’ll DoTerrible things to your kids’s systems

[@Sockren]

and they don'TERRA have any quality in their products

[@Rigiroony]

Lawlz, I actually really like essential oils....but then again I KNOW they don't do shit. I just really like the smell of lavender and it helps me sleep/calm down. It's a sensory thing. I like the smell, it's powerful, of course it's going to calm me down. Like listening to a good sound or eating a nice meal. No way in hell though will I EVER claim they cure anything.

[@RandolphCrane]

Essential oils DO shit. Lavender, for example, has antibacterial properties. You can add it to some soapy water to clean surfaces/floors/... more hygienically. Lemon oil has the same property. Lavender can also help calming you down (if mixed with a carrier oil like almond). Clove oil can help with toothaches. There are many scientifically proven properties these oils have. But that doesn't make them magical, and they can't cure cancer nor autism.

[@Rigiroony]

@@RandolphCrane I just like the smell.

[@alexwang982]

Randolph Crane Barely enough to be called a alleviation.

[@sleepybearcubxx]

Aromatherapy, some smells do that

[@alexwang982]

@@sleepybearcubxx Mostly ineffective.

[@ansel3551]

_i thought this was gonna be a subreddit about homophobia_

[@yoink4180]

Mers same

[@sahajnanda]

I m n o t t h e o n l y o n e

[@sooof1839]

I thought it was gonna be anti muslim, I was all ready to be pissed

[@Professor_Utonium_]

sooof1839 Be tolerant and have patience when it comes to ignorance, don't be angry. You change more lives positively by keeping calm. Yeah, it does suck that there are people who will judge and hurt others based on their lifestyle and beliefs, but pushing them back only makes them push back harder.

[@underwhelminged]

YOOOO SAAAAME

[@catoverlords9560]

>sees euro sign >says pound >tfw

[@fjsarchives4255]

I know right?

[@pedoinspeedo5595]

wdym that's clearly a dollar sign

[@hotlinerevachol5436]

Pedo InSpeedo Nah that is yen.

[@markmccusker7368]

BasedNewt bro idk what your on man, that’s the Israeli sheckle

[@a_lampshade2278]

Waffle Guy umm WYM? That's actually the -euro- Rwandan Franc Symbol

[@willfer6986]

Miss this dude. I'm stuck listening to monotone siri's dyslexic cousin reddit voices at work these days

[@Starstruck_Seven]

One of my mom's friends hit her up on Facebook claiming that her products could cure my baby sister's psoriasis (really scummy thing to do, especially because she just turned seven) So yeah, my mom hates the lady's guts now.

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

What is psoriasis?

[@UsableUsernamee]

A condition in which skin cells build up and form scales and itchy, dry patches. It is incurable. Yes I had to look this up, I'm not that much of a smart ass to know this xD.

[@mildly_miffed_man1414]

My ma has psoriasis and we joke about her being a lizard

[@heck8377]

Holy shit 7:58 I know her. She used to be a coworker of mine in a Haunted House. So this is what she does when isn't October... I'm not surprised.

[@evansweeney7396]

Heck True horror

[@sabrinasmith8081]

Dang...

[@precious9155]

Is she that dense in real life

[@squirrelfish8200]

Heck lol I just reached that point in the video, excellent timing lol

[@adrianchristopherx]

"You're tearing this family apart Kim" 👏😂

[@jamesdecimuslll9747]

l just don't know what to do about Kim....😖

[@emeraldsky2823]

Ugh, Kim’s so (characteristic)

[@maeam]

Trista Sayers too far

[@nicktheprick666]

Stop threatening to nuke the EU Kim, you're tearing this family apart!

[@xri0tt]

@@emeraldsky2823 That comment wasn’t so (characteristic) of you.

[@hewhomainsness9189]

"...and an extra comma in my salary" yeah i guess $0,001.00 still counts

[@Goosaphone]

"This tanner works so good I also put it all over my bathroom tiles!"

[@MarinaInChains]

Louise imagine if that tanner summoned Laguz

[@SobiTheRobot]

The _only_ reason I would ever consider buying essential oils is because some of them smell nice. Same for incense sticks and scented candles; it's the aroma I'm after. The feelings I get from that aroma are secondary, and I already know what I like.

[@KillThad]

Sobi the Robot I'd say just stick to insence sticks. You're less likely to be scammed that way.

[@amandaisnotapanda6558]

Sobi the Robot the scent is literally why I have an essential oil diffuser, I don't really think they have any special properties or anything, they just make me happy cuse they smell nice 😝

[@lunatheluma3804]

I tried to tell my mom and sister that oils are useless but they would not believe me even when not one google search that cited studies said they did anything

[@Khedixi]

big agree

[@calcalhoun1333]

And you can get them for super cheap off Amazon. They’re the same quality as the mlm ones, just for a fair price.

[@MatchBreakers]

Drug dealing is better because the product actually functions as advertised.

[@liltrashbag9793]

MatchBreakers unless it's fake

[@RianeBane]

Unless it's been loaded with poison and instead of providing you a temporary reprieve from the knowledge that you're avoiding all of your actual responsibilities, it provides you with an unexpected death and robs you of the opportunity to make something of your life...

[@MatchBreakers]

Ofcourse. It was a joke.

[@childeater7327]

MatchBreakers well that depends

[@justinpatterson7700]

I mean it still offers an escape albeit a more permanent one

[@goldylocks1932]

9:37 if someone do that to my dog they’re gonna pay for the vet

[@princezuko9430]

They paying in blood

[@flylikeabeetv]

I'm suing!

[@cwonus]

Oof I thought it was MLM as in the gays™️

[@Olivia-yc3yi]

Fuckin’ thank you, I thought it was just me.

[@inactive6755]

WAIT WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF IT'S NOT ABOUT THE GAYS

[@Olivia-yc3yi]

Lucian Chen AHAH multilevel marketing

[@cwonus]

Yeah lmao it took me like a week to realize

[@chago5624]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS SOCONFUSED

[@leahw2124]

The saddest MLM push I saw, was from a mother, to another mother who had sadly just had a stillborn baby pushing her wraps to "make you feel better in no time! " but "for free in exchange for picturing your results". Fuck all these people. 🙄

[@thewitheringproduction1761]

Eli H please don't fuck them, we don't need them to reproducr

[@LassiterVain]

What does MLM stand for?

[@thewitheringproduction1761]

Multiple loving Males

[@Novozymandiaz]

Mattii W men loving men or male loving male

[@carbinked]

XyW then why do i see sales stuff?

[@rororoyabote]

I creamed at your pronunciation of sex life

[@divorceattorney727]

WhiteNoise scroomed?

[@PuppySmokingCamelCrushes]

same, lmao

[@bigdumby6915]

I read this just as he said that...

[@itgaam]

#thingsthathappend

[@avam6080]

R/thathappened

[@stoicwolf7376]

I can’t believe they make it an option to lie to your spouse (or whoever you’re living with) about your expenses. I’d be SO pissed if my SO started spending money recklessly without telling me, especially with a joint bank account.

[@turbomeows]

Does anyone want to buy my essential oils? SEND THIS TO 100-150 PEOPLE JUST REMEMBER TO DELETE THIS PART BEFORE SENDING

[@CSIperea]

My friend once invited me to a “pizza party” that turned out to be a recruitment seminar for Mary Kay.

[@goldengod5915]

Same thing happened to me. Some guy invited me and a friend to Dairy Queen and he was buying. Neither my friend nor I had talked to the guy for over a year so it seemed weird. Our hunch was that it was some kind of 'investor' meeting, and it totally was. The guy sat with us for thirty minutes telling us how his 'company' was not a pyramid scheme. After all this, he asked us when we'd be starting. The guy literally just tried the assumption method and got hit with a bucket of cold water when my buddy and I were like "Ya, thanks for the DQ, but we're gonna stick to our salaried jobs..."

[@bernebelmont1857]

did you at least get pizza?

[@CSIperea]

RedLighting Animation The pizza tasted like it had been sitting out for several hours.

[@bernebelmont1857]

oof, yeah stale pizza is a huge red flag

[@madamecaboose5431]

Same happened to me too. My sister was invited by her friend to go to a "spa" or "massage" or something for her birthday, and asked if I wanted to go with. I said sure because it was for my sister's birthday and why not try the whole spa thing? When we got there it was a Mary Kay recruitment seminar in this business meeting room, and we sat there for 3 or 4 hours.

[@prettybueno1255]

You eventually get paid in drug dealing, unlike snake oil.

[@jaidenschmidt7644]

Pretty Bueno and if someone doesnt pay you back for drugs, it’s more acceptable to “take care of the problem”, whereas you don’t see facebook moms throwing other facebook moms into pizza ovens to get the money from selling anti-autism peppermint oil

[@Redmanticore]

Freakonomics Chapter 3: Why Do Drug Dealers Still Live With Their Moms? April 24, 2005| articles.latimes.com/2005/apr/24/opinion/oe-dubner24 mostly, on average, you dont get paid, even when there is a risk of getting shot/being in prison for decades.

[@mkmasterthreesixfive]

a cap in yo ass from other uuuuuuuh "companies" is payment right ;-;

[@EmeraldMinnie]

Does anyone need an extra 5k a month? Well, a friend of mine that used to work in the education field taught me how to make a product that people are just clamoring to get their hands on. This business is so easy to set up, you can even run it from an RV in the Arizona desert. PM me if you're into science, bitches.

[@prettybueno1255]

Are you lookin’ for a 🔥🔥🔥🔥 opportunity? Try the *Russian Opium Cartel*.

[@bootsie1212]

“How y’all look defending your MLM. Don’t touch my garbage!!!” That made me laugh 😂 😂

[@TheReddaredevil223]

From wikipedia: A pyramid scheme is a business model that recruits members via a promise of payments or services for enrolling others into the scheme, rather than supplying investments or sale of products or services. Drug dealers do supply an actual product, so it's not a pyramid scheme. Having distribution chains does not automatically qualify a business as a pyramid scheme. Otherwise you could call anything a pyramid scheme.

[@VioletTheGeek]

MLM is just a pyramid scheme with extra steps. The product is just there to make it legal.

[@TheReddaredevil223]

@@VioletTheGeek I agree. In the case of MLM's it is often more about the recruitment than the product itself. Therefore it's a pyramid scheme. Drug dealer networks are not pyramid schemes though. That's all I was saying.

[@lsswappedcessna]

So basically, that makes dealing/running drugs more legit. Good to know.

[@justmo6208]

@@lsswappedcessna compared to an MLM, it is.

[@flightlesschicken7769]

MLMs are legally classified as pyramid schemes in some countries you know.

[@toby9444]

I’m on the autism spectrum, and I can confirm that strong smells somewhat distress us. Same with new tastes we can’t find the source of. We can tell when something is different and that freaks us out a bit.

[@SasuGaa1Fan]

I'm like that but with new experiences

[@pollypockets508]

Thank you for sharing this info. It's educational.

[@gabe8981]

@@SasuGaa1Fan As someone who also has autism I can confirm. When I was five I would sit away from everyone with yogurt because of the smell.

[@jackstandproductions6558]

@David Cannan no its not bud

[@picklesandbeyond9039]

Textures and smells are really distressing, but its different for everyone.

[@SolaireHighwind]

Fun fact about lularoe: Products with nice-looking patterns are called "unicorns". So essentially even the sellers are saying that it's rare to find any lularoe stuff that looks decent.

[@ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978]

Notorious *just like any good MLM, they don't exist*

[@muffin_gobblin]

Its that time of year where i binge Sorrow TV and stay subscribed in hopes of a new video will drop.

[@thalesvondasos]

I thought MLM meant Marxist-Leninist-Maoist

[@DCdabest]

Also watch out for them too

[@jamesgors6650]

Hi are you interested in an MLM revolution?

[@500deathwing]

@@jamesgors6650 Sure how do I start?

[@CrowderHatingConservative]

@@500deathwing Step 1: Violence. Step 2: Violence. Step 3: Starvation Step 4: Collapse Step 5: Profit??

[@shytorres3006]

@@CrowderHatingConservative nah you're thinking of communism with those steps

[@josebrumbo]

Multi level marketing. You know what else has multiple levels? Pyramids

[@ImInForAWuppin]

And you know how many sides a pyramid has? 3 And you know what else has 3 sides? A triangle And you know what else is a triangle? The Illuminati Multi level marketing is an Illuminati conspiracy confirmed... welp, crap

[@JK-de1oy]

JoseBrumbo holy fucking shit man holy fucking shit we have a genius over here GENIOUS OVER HERE!

[@TimmyDLC]

And video games #questioneverything #illuminati

[@art1637]

Timothy De La Cruz you forgot the emojis, hun. Thats so (insert negative word here), but by buying Essential oils you can think the way I do 😸😸☺️😘☺️😅😉😁😊🙀😹😏😏😏😜😜😜😜#Essentialoils #lovemeorhateme #lifeimprovement

[@SonOfMeme]

[X-Files Theme starts playing]

[@kyra1315]

M-money L-money M-give me your money

[@noirbe238]

Excuse me it’s M-money L-let me take your money M-more money please

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Literally

[@rofisbacc2004]

Mr Krabs Money

[@richbrownsberger5452]

Ummmmm....Money and give don't start with L and M Try again

[@misdelivereddishwasher1011]

r/woosh

[@canigetawaffle6844]

I hope the roommate who put tea tree oil in the dog’s ear (9:38) is taken to court over Vet bills. Hopefully the OP has moved out as well - who knows what other ‘alternative remedies’ that person has used on that poor Doggo!

[@Bigjshifty08]

Yes! I also hope Doggo is out of reach of this simpleton.

[@jeondezvous]

never heard of this sub and was so confused for the first minute of this video when i couldn't figure out how this related to men loving men at all

[@julianadams3710]

georgia Bless you for this

[@tyneside2281]

georgia im still confused😂

[@sheedokdeedok]

my gay ass was confused

[@fan9775]

georgia Wait, what! What does it mean then?

[@ernestogastelum9123]

from what i understand MLM is a business that some people use to scam people for their money investing in their company or buying BS products that dont do what they are suppose to do. they are a lot legit MLM businesses out there but most people dont take the risk in joining MLM due to fear of being scammed

[@zayhertz-deeprest878]

A little harsh on drug dealing, Sorrow... Far more profitable, sensible and less dangerous than working for any of these MLMs

[@Vitorruy1]

Some dealers get busted, others get rich, but mlm will always make you poor

[@ascendedcat260]

ngl drug dealers seem less shady than these companies

[@MusingsMuses]

God she brags about $560 bucks in 7 months. That's 80 BUCKS A MONTH. Idk about you, but 80 bucks woudn't covers a SINGLE WEEK'S worth of groceries for me and I only got 3 people in my house

[@adrianz2767]

RIGHT. If I got 80 bucks a week even I'd be looking for a better job.

[@adrianz2767]

Eleanor Bradley But that isn't at all an ideal situation if that's what you need to do to get by.

[@cjwicks2950]

I’m 14 and make 120$ a month

[@MrDaredevilfly]

Eleanor Bradley you could get a second job though?

[@Chalz108]

My gf and I can barely get by on $60 a week in groceries.

[@alexjohnson3084]

1:01 don't miss out on this amazing business opportunity, Kaiba boy

[@slendveny7191]

Oh shyot, it's that eyeball guy!

[@Puffle573]

PEGASUS NO

[@mahdihshshs]

How many times I've told you Kim, not to work Kim: nooo You're tearing this family apart Kimm, LMAO

[@murrfeeling]

Tommy Wiseau's The Room 2: Even Roomier

[@emmanuellyloyola2030]

Fun fact: MLMs are now selling air. _Air_ . Humanity will burn

[@GothKatt]

If you're talking about Oxygen Lift, it's canned gaseous oxygen instead of atmospheric air, stupid nonetheless.

[@ascendedcat260]

Mr. O'Hare time

[@mellohighh]

@@ascendedcat260 FUCK I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE-

[@randompromises1038]

.....the lorax has predicted too much.

[@HankThePimpHill]

Let it die! Let it die! Let it shrivel up and die!

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

Ha! I enjoyed how (characteristic) this video was. Keep being (adjective)

[@JodyBruchon]

(verb) off, (adjective) (adjective) (adjective) (expletive) person with internet (disease) in the (body part). Also, buy this oil because i was so nice to you!

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

Jody Bruchon Ha!

[@danielfranklin6853]

Jody Bruchon (arrangement of letters)

[@keeponkeen]

Madeleine Swann is your profile a reference to the "Pushing Daisies"?

[@user-yl7ld7ww7j]

*Bold Text*

[@forexbol]

It makes me happy that John Oliver's Multi-Level Marketing piece is in my suggested for this video

[@snarkishark]

I had to scroll all the way to this comment to find out what mlm stands for other than men loving men

[@strawberrypencl]

@@snarkishark 8:03 is you

[@motorsportman2604]

the guys got 2 first names what do you expect