r/AntiMLM Top Posts of All Time [2]

[@starstruckartist624]

“I have an all natural supplement that blocks 70% of carbs and 30% of fat” you mean a tapeworm?

[@MoodyScorpio]

Thought your username was Starbucks Atheist lol

[@band4lyfe]

xd I got so scared for a moment because you have my old pfp

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

@@MoodyScorpio that name sounds like a final boss in an elitist video game lmao

[@risk5485]

holy shit you fucking killed her dude

[@razzietazjake7313]

Didn’t they prescribe tapeworms... i don’t remember when but it was prob around the cocaine prescriptions

[@aviary6442]

To be fair, $0.00001 is still six figures

[@PremiumCheeses]

@@pepre7594 But six figures nontheless

[@royalblanket]

@@pepre7594 wow its like it was a joke or something

[@CC-bu2gv]

well if i make $2874.34 a year that's a six figure salary right?

[@fransandersson4717]

And so is -123753dollar

[@Circuitbreaker9]

Gotta get them sig figs chief...

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

Using lavender to help you sleep/relax cause the smell calms you down = valid Using lavender to treat your depression = not valid

[@baldawen]

I mean, that's basically what most antidepressants do. Calm people down forcefully. Though I'm pretty sure there is no lavender in them lol.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

baldawen anti depressants actually help the production of serotonin in the brain, as depression is due to the lack of or imbalance of serotonin

[@CatLivesNite]

Well most lavender products is complete bs and just rely on placebo effect. If its like a spray for killing mosquitoes or other insects, they're fake but some like those car ones is actually real but in very small but significant amount.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

this comment=valid

[@captaincmorgan]

nighttracker ? Lavender (and rosemary) decreases the production of cortisol, the stress hormone, which is why it helps people sleep etc it just mellows you out. I boil lavender seeds in water and let it cool to make a spray for when I'm feeling stressed or my daughter is throwing a tantrum. A lot of products you can buy have artificial scents in them or use oils, which can be unsafe for children and toxic for pets, but boiling the seeds in water dilutes the lavender and is safe to use

[@PhoenixValkyrie]

I miss sorrow. I could binge-watch his content all day.

[@YetAnotherGeorgeth]

Same. I’ve been binging his videos again recently in the hopes it will bring him back.

[@user-qg4si6yo8m]

Wait what happened

[@PhoenixValkyrie]

@@user-qg4si6yo8m nothing he just left KZbin. Last episode he said he was struggling with depression, and we haven't heard from him since

[@user-qg4si6yo8m]

@@PhoenixValkyrie oh thank you I didn’t know that

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

Yikes I didn't know until I checked his channel today. Hope he's doing well. I hope he comes back, the voices he does are my favorite.

[@Ladondorf]

Snake venom is all natural so that must mean it's okay.

[@laps3853]

Ladondorf im natural, but im bad at everything

[@fungusman9726]

It’s literally snake oil

[@shovelgoat3017]

Hey heye heyeyeyeyye I see we got another fellow Snake Oil Salesman. Glad that you could join SnakeOil *TM*!

[@anasftaich6504]

Venom snake is not canon

[@freewing3964]

I was going to mention that venom that is ingested won't have harmful effects, of course unless it can reach the bloodstream from there.

[@NotDaveGahan]

The parents refusing to give up oils FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR CHILDREN really upset me.

[@stephanied6711]

Same

[@lemin3625]

єѕѕєηтιαℓ σιℓѕ ιη тнє ¢ℓαѕѕяσσм They killing other people's kids too😡

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

i fucking hate essential oil people

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

@Thine Frick what i meant by my comment is i hate those anti-vaxxer yoga moms who think oils will fuckin cure cancer. if used by normal people, like you, i'm assuming, then i have no problem with that whatsoever.

[@iksskan9147]

How dare you classify those people as parents lol

[@mtlady-tb3ry]

The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse 1. Susan 2. Karen 3. Carol 4. Angela

[@wendyokoopa7048]

You know what's bad? In the real world my mom's friends with a Carol and she would probably never get involved with an mlm.

[@Dreigonix]

My mom’s name is Susan and she would not give these people the time of day.

[@DeadTransmission_]

SAMANTHA

[@iciclefox9901]

Ha

[@craftykit2242]

Actually, there where originally 5 horsemen, the fifth being conquest So, i’d say your fifth would be Helen

[@vready83]

I met a guy online who pitched me heroin like that girl pitched HerbaLife.

[@casperwashere]

Drug dealing is less sketchy than being in an MLM

[@johnstanley3939]

@@casperwashere I mean, drug dealing is mechanically similar to a pyramid scheme, except it's fundamentally superior because the drugs actually do what they're supposed to

[@funnyjoke9225]

@@casperwashere they are the exact same thing but with the expectation you will be addicted to the product instead of buying so much in bulk that it all spoils in your garage.

[@frog1405]

@@funnyjoke9225 at least I know what im getting when I buy drugs

[@funnyjoke9225]

@@frog1405 lol I never buy essential oils unless I have a test kit

[@lordcheesus9027]

The line “I know how the human body works because mine’s gigantic” makes me laugh every time

[@bloodhunter232]

Same XD

[@madethisforrestrictedvideo9907]

Same

[@somegiantnerd1528]

“It’s not internal bleeding if I can’t see it”

[@yootdoot]

1Radiation1 , the doctor said I had internal bleeding. It’s ok because that’s where the blood should be

[@TheChickenRiceBowl]

@@yootdoot 😭

[@mikabrown4123]

You know what else is all-natural? Arsenic.

[@magg3920]

ChompLomper BuT ItS All NatURaL... It MuSt Be SaFe FoR Us 🤔🤔🤔

[@ohsweatbret]

Hey they put arsenic trioxide in homeopathic medicine! Don’t you trash talk arsenic 😂

[@ravioli-45]

Cyanide is found in apple seeds

[@ashleyf1549]

Don't forget deadly nightshade!

[@namelessdork2256]

So's Oleander and Foxglove.

[@Atoyihrs]

"Oh my god, these are women..." *Changes voice to Mickey Mouse

[@justanotherotaku7081]

Atoy 1234 ihrs that bit straight up killed me! 😂😂😂😂

[@raulphilipgoco403]

This makes me flashbacks to when Mickey saved sora while he was Shirtless.

[@salmonmuncher9603]

Wtf Mickey Mouse gril??? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@littlemisseevee2309]

049 _ 👌😔👌

[@randompromises1038]

@@raulphilipgoco403 i-isn't mickey mouse always shirtless-

[@TheCooksTV]

“In only six weeks Robert lost...500 dollars” this had me in tears 😭 🤣

[@skrrrrrrrrt]

Fernando Siordia we saw the video

[@TheCooksTV]

Grammar Police Reject and

[@basedokadaizo]

i remember seeing an abstract version of that meme where it was like, "in only six weeks, robert lost... robert." and the 'after' photo was the guy's face completely blurred out, the rest of him lookin all ethereal. sad that wasn't the meme to pop up here.

[@grimlock__2501]

@@skrrrrrrrrt shut up

[@JamesPhillipsOfficial]

On lottoland you can loose 50,000 dollars.. In 5 minutes

[@TipsyRiver]

The "nice girl but it's actually a pyramid scheme" trifecta: 1. Only post/DM on Facebook 2. Emoji and caps abuse 3. "Hey hun"

[@whyareyoulookinghere1513]

When you get denied, you have to respond with shit like "WOW SUCH TOXIC ATTITUDE IM A STAY AT HOME MOMMY AND DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS Also #bossbabe or #momboss in every post and DM

[@neonskylite2242]

suggestion: constantly using "opportunity" and "potential"

[@danishqureshi8583]

"Its not a pyramid scheme!"

[@rlobbest]

Tipsy River filled with backhanded compliments. "heyyy girly! Been following you forever! Youreeeee gorgeousssssss!!!!! But did I mention you look kinda fat and need to buy my fittea bullshit to give you diarrhea that's supposed to make you 'healthy'?"

[@caseylangstaff]

"Don't through this opportunity away! Imagine buying the car of your dreams! All you gotta do is sell your sou.....buy into this company and you'll have all the potential to do amazing things!"

[@tomphillips1493]

The doctor says I’m allergic to poison ivy but it’s so natural and pure there’s no way I’m gonna stop rubbing it all over myself, but I still need to find why I’m cover in rashes

[@alexbecker2578]

Mr Magickarp are u using anti-fat blockers?

[@ninjegeabey2536]

You're obviously just taking too many showers! Instead of that nasty "water" try my new product,CleanGoo! Don't mind the brown color,it's perfectly safe.

[@mr.mushroom2108]

Don't buy that nasty ol' goop, but instead buy my new product, PoisoGo! It's a perfectly safe product made from rat pois- I mean... soap!

[@arandomperson324]

Omg, are you stupid? The sun is to blame. OBVIOUSLY

[@thetrashtrain3774]

Why buy that PoisoGo when you can buy my amazing product!? Introducing RashDash! It’ll have your rash in a dash lightning fast! It’s made with all natural ingredients so it’s completely safe! Side effects may include: vomiting, sneezing, stomach aches, itchy or irritated eyes, diarrhea and some forms of cancer. Some deaths have also been reported, but you know what that’s whatever.

[@doubleestevens]

So my peanut allergy isn’t real because nuts are natural? Confused by this logic lol

[@dorudanieldumitrescu3004]

Eat more nuts to develop a resistance

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Ratur Glancer say happy birthday to my friend Nick Gur

[@randompromises1038]

instructions unclear i killed my son

[@B3Band]

Why do we keep people with peanut allergies alive? Hope that shit isn't hereditary

[@kosakukawajiri8331]

Blood Bath and Beyond - Pop Goes Metal Covers ?

[@luciferklarion5194]

Are we not gunna talk about that sick beat and rap at the end? I was booty boppin dude.

[@clhoney85]

Wish i could find that beat

[@landonr.5841]

Lucifer Klarion I feel it 😂

[@ryderpark]

We need a full version

[@drnogueiras8783]

Zack Felton I hear “llama sheep”

[@anonymoussquid34]

@@zackfelton5599 I think he is saying , "buy my shi-" but now "Obama chair" can't be unheard 😂

[@laserpanda9553]

Realised it's a woman talking "Oh shit now I gotta re read it" Rereads as Mickey Mouse

[@marcuskunbi5042]

mickey mouse... yes.... a MALE... mouse

[@Ashethetics]

He also sounded like Wanda from Fairly Oddparents lol

[@saacken]

same thing

[@MikasMeme]

a what

[@bigsly420]

Rap song at the end was Hard Core!

[@derronmendel9650]

List of things that are "all natural" and yet *definitely* not safe to use on your body: *sulfuric acid *cyanide *most illicit drugs *lead *plutonium

[@CuteFlowerMination]

BuT ItS AlL NaTurAl It caNt be HarMFuL fOr My KiDs

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

Hey, we only want positive comments, it's all about positivity. Which you would know if you owned my Scamissors, but I guess I'll have to steal from someone else! Sad!

[@RadioactiveGoatoid]

Plutonium and most drugs aren't found by themselves in nature, or at all though. Plutonium is synthesized in breeder reactors from uranium, and illicit drugs need to be refined from other compounds. Cyanide compounds, Sulfuric Acid (In aqueous solutions), and Lead are found in nature, along with an innumerable list of other chemicals. Still, nice comment.

[@abramo7700]

We’ve made BOMBS with plutonium that have WIPED CITIES OUT and mothers will just say “It’s natural. It’s gonna be fine just put it in an oil and I’ll use it.

[@basilevannegen6822]

oi, uranium? carbon dioxide? black mamba venom? cancer?

[@jayceepenny]

i can't believe sorrowtv made a diss-track on mlm's

[@michaelspafford9154]

This is his second one.

[@henlomajneimizdmns6751]

Michael Spafford in which video is his first one?

[@seanc4501]

idubz and sorrow tv crossover when?

[@violetmatoi7404]

jennypenny Who's his ghost writer?

[@Stanjara]

jennypenny Yo, that was sick!

[@ObligatoryBook]

5:09 I’m happy she’s confident in herself. So many people have self confidence issues. Good on her for standing up for herself.

[@shadowofsocialawkwardness4900]

'By design, you only have idiots working for you' is the single best anti-MLM quote I have ever heard and literally nobody can ever top that. Everyone else can go home now, the internet has been officially won.

[@PlushCharlotte]

Things essential oils do: Smell good Things essential oils don't do: Literally anything other than smell good Why's this so hard to understand?

[@Runexn]

But they are ESSENTIAL oils, that means its good for EVERYTHING!!!

[@DildoSchwaggin]

Bro people still think the world is flat so......

[@itzpayday1238]

I saw a study on what they do, and essential oils actually do kill a lot of bacteria and viruses in direct contact with them. Of course, so does tequila, water, gasoline, and most other liquids. The "they calm you down" thing is bullshit too. People with essential oils saw no decrease in heart rate after surgery, according to a study.

[@justmo6208]

@@itzpayday1238 Wait gasoline kills bacteria? Huh, learn something new everyday

[@mariav3979]

Some essential oils do have benefits but not NEARLY to the extent some people claim. For example, Vaporub? Uses eucalyptus essential oil to help clear sinuses. I have asthma and it does help me clear my airways but THATS ALL I USE IT FOR. I dont think it cures autism, but some oils can help with minor things like stuffed noses.

[@Annie-iz5cn]

Bethany: "Karen I feel depressed ever since my dad died and my mom left me" Karen: *"would you like some essential oils?"*

[@digilici951]

That’s like “would you like a nice egg in this trying time” but like. actively malicious

[@lex1212]

thank you, Annie

[@wintertimber1749]

Bold of you to assume Karen would share

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

I had friends who stopped talking to me because I wouldn’t join their MLMs. They acted like I called their mothers hamsters.

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

Real Mexican Food Shouldn't Give You Diarrhea wow

[@zyaicob]

Did you insinuate what their fathers smell of?

[@Agent-47-eh]

Hamster like fast breeder?

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@Agent-47-eh Hamster like Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time ;-)

[@mckaleighwatson3942]

Wow mlms did you good here then.

[@poniz2471]

What if my son invited you to my MLM party? Haha, just a mistake... ...Unless?

[@umok8433]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@jebadoiah]

walter

[@lotusrenfujisaki1999]

🎶🎵🎶 yOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO CONFESS (confess) YOU HAVE NOTHING, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING AT ALL... UNLESS~? (unless) 🎶🎵🎶

[@zv3zd525]

I have no idea which MLM this is, and I don't want that to change for a second.

[@COCONUTSCC]

Jk 😂 unless😳

[@ebrdsht]

I work at a taco chain localized in my state and I'm just remembering how on two separate occasions folks have come in with their younique cards and on those occasions they both ordered like. On bean burrito and a drink (drinks don't come with), and, both times I had to be like "I'm sorry, the card declined," and they just looked so disappointed. Not even like surprised just, "oh, okay..." Only other time and MLM's card was DECLINED, I had this family of like 4 come through the drive thru and originally they ordered 15~ bean burritos, I told them the price (I think like $20), and the man ordering went, "Oh, uh, how many could I get for $10?" "8? Is that okay?" "Yeah yeah, sure, and 2 sweet teas" "That bumps you to $10.75, is that okay?" "Yes yes yes, thank you so much." And I just went on with ordering stuff. When they got to the window they gave me the 10 in bills and then handed me a younique card. counted the bills just to make sure, typed it in, then swiped the card. Declined, of course. "Sir I'm sorry, it declined?" "Oh, that's weird, there's money in it..." "I'm sorry, it declined." "...Okay" Turns to his wife, who pulls out, you guessed it, a second fucking younique card, I swipe it, it declines, and they search their car. Honestly, I just felt like, so bad for them but I didn't have the 75 cents they needed and I couldn't just let them off so they took off one of the teas. But yeah, don't join an MLM it's. You don't want to be poorer than the 16 year old you order food from.

[@Cheshieruu]

oh god i feel genuinely sorry for the family of these people. it makes my heart break. they cant even like, enjoy basic things because their "amazing starter company" is sucking the money out of them. fucc.

[@no1important777]

i don't know what's sadder, looking for change in your car after your fake card declines. or not even being surprised it got declined in the first place...

[@sarahsheepdog]

I think the worst thing about those cards though are the fees. You're charged a fee for; putting your own earnings onto the card, checking your balence, withdrawing from the card, if you accidentally ATTEMPT to overdraw, AND EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU USE IT. And these don't include the ATM fees. You can't get the card until you've gotten $50, and the average presenter earns $15 a month! And then they charge you $1 everytime you use the fucking card lmao

[@Stickbullet]

Well I bet they felt Younique after that.

[@michaelbuckers]

Working the minimum wage job is miles better than MLM. I never quite realized the magnitude of the scam, they're not even trying to pretend to be a legit business, they just straight up rip people off and the only thing to butter it up is vapid shilling.

[@evanrigel954]

i am genuinely horrified by the people talking about putting essential oils on their kids. they're strong AF and there's been multiple cases of mothers accidentally killing their kids. really all you can do is put drops in a cup of warm water to make your room smell nice; they're way too strong for anything else

[@huntergman8338]

Strangely, according to homeopathy, that should be stronger.

[@alexanderchippel]

Luc Honan I've never heard of anyone killing their kid with oils, but there is a thing that MMS, which is a chemical that forms bleach when mixed with acids, like orange juice, and people give it to their kids thinking it will cure them of autism.

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

doTerra claimed their shit could cure cancer and ebola a few years ago. Fuck them.

[@moth.monster]

Essential oils are pretty great when diluted. For example, once I put about two drops of mint essential oil into a can of frosting to make minty frosted cupcakes. It was delicious. But remember to be VERY CAREFUL. They're incredibly potent and can hurt you if you don't dilute them. Of course, when diluted, they're pretty cool. I don't think they can solve illnesses, but they can definitely smell and taste nice, and they might even be able to do stuff like repel insects too. Just don't buy into a multi level marketing scam for them. Just go to your local hipster store and get em there.

[@prynxeofdarkness]

I put a few drops lavender e. Oil in a spray bottle with water and I spray that on my pillow to help me sleep

[@zucchini_flowers]

"block fat" like where does it go???? You can't just block it, how can anyone fall for this????

[@emzlouise4736]

It goes down the toilet. Along with all the contents of your stomach for hours and hours while you writhe in pain wondering what you did so wrong to be in this much pain

[@katherinedobbs52]

It just walks away

[@emzlouise4736]

@@katherinedobbs52 This is a much better reply than mine I salute you

[@katherinedobbs52]

@@emzlouise4736 Haha, thank you!

[@zyaicob]

There are people that think you can reduce the amount of fat on individual parts of your body so no level of ignorance about the human body surprises me anymore

[@drivernephi2212]

The careful placements of "oof" will never stop being hilarious.

[@rowandirks4137]

Furio Giunta 🎵"It'll kill a fOOFing housecat, so please don't put it on a housecat"🎵

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"it doest work" _"mission failed, we'll get em next time"_ perfection

[@WAYAWAYWithAsh]

Some of these are causing me 2nd hand stress.

[@1assassyn]

Oof

[@TranquilTreksNZ]

I have oils for that, hmu, we can uplift each other!

[@shrimp_on_internet]

Nice

[@paranoiarpincess]

@@TranquilTreksNZ your reply was very... topical.

[@owenthomaslarsen]

Feeling stressed?☠️☠️ Well Doterra® can help you relieve stress and can also help you lose weight 😲😲 message me for details ♥️♥️ (Post that whenever you find someone easy to sell to)

[@goofballextreme1435]

Doctor: “Your children could die from their allergies to Fragance, don’t use essential oils” Hun: “Time to use more oil on them like I’m about to deep fry chicken”

[@basedokadaizo]

Attila would never.

[@strawberryskeletons1770]

Hey at that point you might aswell fry them, why not fry the parents first!

[@goofballextreme1435]

@@strawberryskeletons1770 but why fry them when their brains are already fried?

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Doctor: No oils, please! Hun: I'm about to end this child's whole career. Life too.

[@strawberryskeletons1770]

@@goofballextreme1435 cwispy!!!! （＾ω＾）　(im not sorry)

[@vahlen5281]

"It's not a pyramid scheme!" Every person who is trying to drag you into a pyramid scheme.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd]

every business is a pyramid scheme.

[@breekookie7036]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd Do you have any idea what a pyramid scheme is, or let alone how an actual business is run?

[@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd]

@@breekookie7036 I know what is a pyramid scheme and I know how a business runs.

[@breekookie7036]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd Okay, then why did you say that every business is a pyramid scheme? Because that isn't even remotely true. I believe you are confusing a pyramid scheme with a pyramid structure. Which are two very different things, as one is illegal and the other is perfectly legal. Just read this short article about pyramid structures and schemes, it'll explain everything as I can't be bothered to type out an essay about the differences between a pyramid scheme and structure. www.allbusiness.com/pyramid-structure-versus-pyramid-scheme-2-5848424-1.html

[@chao2battle]

If you looked at their chart, it would be a triangle, and last time I checked, triangles aren't pyramids...

[@APumpkinJess]

“My man might have left me, but my LipSense is still on”

[@kyriacosomerou6763]

" NO GIMMICKS , NO TRICKS " * is using tricks to sell gimmicks "

[@kennedytwins575]

Kyriacos Omerou SPEECH 100

[@facelessjack442]

@@kennedytwins575 ILLUSION 100

[@kennedytwins575]

Faceless Jack That is more accurate.

[@ratt_ler4261]

Yeah, I'm depressed, but I rubbed oily pizza all over my skin and was instantly cured!

[@Jackson_the_king66]

This sounds legit

[@deeznuts-rp2ms]

@@Jackson_the_king66 r\\wosh/\ooosh

[@casualcrisis6349]

to be fair, when i eat pizza like a hungry horse on a hot summer day, it instantly lifts my spirits.

[@lemonicdemonade09]

@@deeznuts-rp2ms what

[@deeznuts-rp2ms]

@@lemonicdemonade09 bruh

[@JamieDabrowiecki]

“Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time” Lost it at that

[@ChapuleTaylor]

GLAD TO KNOW DUDE HAHAH YEAH YEAH ME TOO ME TOO YEAH WOOHOO

[@agiar2000]

5:33, for reference

[@sorenmine7765]

I hope you get it back, whatever it was.

[@unclecreepy7025]

I know how the human body works because mine’s gigantic. That’s probably one of the funniest unexpected things I’ve heard this week. I lost it.

[@dunethewanderer8944]

You know what else is all natural Scorpion venom

[@nachtmond1089]

david staley I love a nice injection of Scorpion Venom, goes really well with my Black Widow spider venom cereal bars.

[@Queen-qi4do]

Scorpion Venom is very good for your health If you're dead you'll never be sick!

[@Mjkhh]

david staley And literally everything, since broken down it’s just chemicals.

[@MainstreamGamePlays]

It's great for your eyes!

[@Linosek279]

Also Cyanide.

[@Autom4tic]

“Do you make a 6 figure salary? Or do you just have the potential to” damn, I wish I had a wit like this

[@grapez2795]

Some guy asked me if the cookie I gave hime had peanuts in it and I just sighed. His face started puffing up after and I was like chill, they're all natural 🙄

[@personnamedwd7735]

*⚊ ⚋⚋ ⚊⚊*

[@moaningconservatives1616]

Ugh such a fake I mean who lies about that all natural is toxic at all

[@JetFalcon710]

@@personnamedwd7735 Not sure what "THM" means, but yeah, i suppose

[@bageltoo]

Facebook friend: (talks about a very personal problem) MLMer: “OwO what’s this?”

[@InsanePigeon]

*notices your wallet*

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I thought I couldn't hate them more, and here you are.

[@sorenmine7765]

herobrine030501 e-eh?! *I blush as you notice my bulging wallet*

[@donnamitsuki281]

When I see that I just think *Bud get new friends inmediatly*

[@neoveronica3099]

"I wasn't going to stop using oils on my girls" Now read this sentence without context and enjoy your suffering

[@olderaccount9272]

Oh gOD NO! HE WON'T STOP GREASING HIS GATE HINGES!

[@DigitalJedi]

rub-a-dub-dub please help me

[@bayleev7494]

14:27

[@shannons3419]

Either way I'm calling CPS

[@kinz784]

Please ban yourself

[@goobitz4231]

One time a kid in my band class looked at me and said “man my mouth hurts” then CHUGGED A PEPPERMINT ESSENTIAL OIL HOW IS THAT CHILD ALIVE-

[@strawberryskeletons1770]

You know what I might use essential oil bottles as tiny water bottles to freak people out after hearing that.

[@Terratetradon]

Puppermint

[@WolfCoder]

I love how I don't know if you misspelled Peppermint or if they're really naming it something as silly as Puppermint

[@ShadeATV]

My mother let me drink the essential oils

[@cyan.-]

Great now I'm thinking of peppermint candies for dogs

[@tylerh.4422]

M-Not L-A M-Scam

[@gage6320]

Imposter

[@dylanhicks48]

Identity theft is not a joke.

[@juvito3451]

M-ens L-ike M-ens

[@tylerh.4422]

Dwight K. Schrute I’m posting that on r/beetlejuicing

[@ziv576]

M-money L-money M- give us your money

[@Qinniart]

Secret slogan of all MLMs: "a fool and her money are soon parted" lmao

[@grbrg4007]

Pretty Much

[@sadclownschool9358]

Holy fuck one of my favorite artist watches one of my favorite KZbinrs, sweet.

[@MossTunic]

The last thing I expected on Sorrow comments was one of my fave artists too, oh my god lmao Hope you're doing good!

[@tankajahari]

We miss you qinni :( rest in peace

[@echomikoart]

Rest in peace, Quinni. You are greatly missed, but your legacy still lives to this day.

[@CoasterMagicX2]

My daughter's found out they were allergic to peanuts at the peditrition today. Then The Doctor started listing the things with peanuts in it, but I was like hmmmm. I don't think I'm going to stop feeding them all natural peanut butter cause it just has so much benefits.

[@craftykit2242]

Heck yeah!! Resses puffs is the best cereal out there, and I’m not letting ANYTHING stop them from enjoying the flavors this world has to offer

[@babycakes2713]

I can agree on this if theu don't get the benefits from resses puffs. I don't think could live... If you rub them gently around your body. I will still approve

[@riyanramdhan2686]

Never tried dem Reeses Puffs but i'm interested. Sign me up. I'll pay up with my -$274,028,120,183,828.99 bank account from being an Younique ambassador

[@babycakes2713]

I can approve of this. Its also good for your pours.

[@childeater7327]

CoasterMagicX2 it won’t it can’t

[@Jessie_Helms]

“It’s so pure, how can it hurt someone?!” *sniffs the literal flower itself, as pure as possible, and starts sneezing* “Oh no, it’s not pure enough!”

[@Hank..]

"its not artificial" neither are peanuts, bee venom, or shellfish

[@HugeniaCooney]

Only HATERS have allergic reaction 😠

[@justsomeguy5470]

Same with venom, poison, and the KZbin comment section

[@Hank..]

@Monika the cycle-path ahahahaha no that shit aint natural

[@Hank..]

@Monika the cycle-path It came from a lab. It's a virus. Therefore it's man-made

[@mook_butt8037]

Hank J. Wimbleton [credible citation needed]

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Try some FitYeet™ to Yeet on them healthily

[@TheMrKeksLp]

Ya *YEET*

[@amememachine8974]

Jeeves Anthrozaur fitdab coming soon

[@lil.disappointment]

Jeeves Anthrozaur I bought FitYeet and now all my problems are gone. I burst into the the courthouse and FitYeeted on my parents while they were signing the divorce papers and now I'm an orphan!

[@Jester_Jean]

I see you under every Reddit video from like every damn channel and I freaking love that weird super show plumber Makes me smile every time

[@kwilo]

FitYeet to fucking hit that yeet on your waist fat

[@JoystickToes]

To be fair, LipSense works like a charm. Given, it is practically nail polish. So actual paint will stay on your lips ALL NIGHT. Who knew?

[@craftykit2242]

was about to like this but it's allready got 69 of them

[@mirandanils5114]

True! I definitely love that stuff, it does sting a little but your lips shouldn’t bleed unless your lips are REALLY chapped I guess ?

[@theotherghostgirl337]

I should not have to use steel wool to remove lipstick from glasses.... and yet

[@mirandanils5114]

the other ghost girl true , I don’t use it everyday only when I want to be wearing that color for the next 48 hours 😅

[@kirbyhasappeared]

Is this an r/woosh im gonna fall in to? well fuck it. you are all dumb as shit if you believe besides the 69 comment guy

[@Jess-jt4zf]

What of we kissed at the MLM party? Haha jk... ... Unless? 😏

[@justasmltwngir1732]

WLW at the MLM

[@Jessie_Helms]

Yeah at the Christmas services at my church (we have like 12, plus the rehearsals) one of the worship leaders had an essential oils diffuser in the green room and I nearly had an asthma attack, and had breathing trouble all night. “BuT iT’s EsSeNtIaL OiLs” Oh yes, let me just tell my chronic, incurable respiratory illness and I’m sure it’ll stop. Thankfully the rest of the week they used rly light scents like lemon so it wasn’t too bad.

[@EitherOr3]

Justin Helms Wow how can you be allergic to natural things like oils or pollen or dust or...

[@smolsunikki8043]

I'd never have known Essential Oils can have an effect like that on someone with asthma.. Sounds like a horrible experience. :( I'm glad you made it out alright though!! Thank you so much for sharing your experience. My family uses essential oils every once in a while, so I'll make sure we keep an eye out for any guests who may be liable to suffering attacks similar to yours.

[@thehermit8618]

@@EitherOr3 technically everything is "natural" since everything comes from nature one way or another. Also you can be allergic to anything, your body doesn't decide what kind of stuff it overreacts to, it just does

[@EitherOr3]

It Just Works Sorry buddy but I think you just whooshed

[@thehermit8618]

@@EitherOr3 if anything it tells how convincing and realistic your comment was. So i guess kudos to you and shame on me

[@celadon6554]

Do you donate to Nigerian royalty often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.

[@thatone3590]

Cease your heresy.

[@zornmauser2821]

"Hey, I've got a question! " -*It doesn't work* I can only imagine like a traumatized Todd Howard walking around in circles, repeating to himself " it just doesnt work "

[@lilianahudler4378]

This deserved way more love than it got

[@TennessineGD]

BLOCK 100

[@swatboy763]

FOR FUCKS SAKE ZORN, YOU DON’T POST ANYTHING ABOUT THE FOUNDATION. NOT EVEN A ACCOUNT PICTURE!

[@MRMcLean98]

“Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time.”

[@cruella4341]

I was real close to falling for Monat's pyramid scheme last year. You know, the company that sells shampoo that makes your hair fall out in clumps.

[@pumkin610]

I have enough hair loss on my own, no thank you

[@CinemaWins]

Where is the soundcloud/itunes link for that last track? I want to buy it...And then sell it and convince other people to sell it under me. Also, side note, you probably get this a lot but I've fallen down the rabbit hole that is your channel. How do you make everything funnier?

[@SorrowTV]

Haha no iTunes link, sorry! Go check out Praxi Plays if you want more beats like it, and thanks so much! That means a lot coming from you 😁

[@n1ghtbreak]

woah cinemawins watches Sorrow TV

[@silvertheelf]

Brian Lee, yes, he also watches kids cartoons and makes reviews on them, also danTDM is subscribed to pudipie. It’s not a surprise. Just stating basic facts, but it’s true. lol

[@beccaschmitt615]

Most underrated comment on youtube

[@myself2noone]

You just like everything don't you? Endering.

[@lukess.s]

I need to start interrupting people by saying "IT DOESN'T WORK" when they call me trying to sell something

[@SpikeKing19]

Me too..

[@pay1370]

Did these people ever take a single science class?? Cuz they should

[@celestialtree709]

What scienec?

[@hannahlemon2561]

Have you ever taken an English class? ‘Cause you should.

[@notacreep22]

Where do they take it to

[@greenbeans5389]

Moe. What

[@danieldavies3092]

Moe r/whooooosh?

[@kiddough778]

things i'm thinking about today: the guy that bullied me during my first couple years of highschool (he's still an asshole to this day though) walks around with a herbalife flask, er, thing? and a herbalife lunchbox... someone in his family got into MLM and i relish each moment every time i remember that fact.

[@PizzaGeist]

"I know how the human body works because mine's gigantic." I had to pause to laugh.

[@AmaryInkawult]

Implied Obesity Intensifies

[@ChapuleTaylor]

GLAD TO KNOW THAT DUDE! TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA PAUSE THE VIDEO TO LAUGH AGAIN GOOD DAY BYE DUDE WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU!!!

[@ladyj.9350]

My sister and I are mildly allergic to lavender but my grandmother used to douse our pillows in lavender essential oils to help us sleep better despite knowing about our allergy

[@venti6831]

she was probably trying to get rid of her problems

[@friendlyneighbourhooddumbass]

Lady J. She's trying to kill you

[@ladyj.9350]

chaosmastermax lol I actually do refer to those dried lavender/aromatics shops as “deathtraps” though my allergy is probably too mild to do any serious lifelong damage let alone kill me

[@fellasnoneya8949]

My mom smeared peppermint oil on my forehead the other day because I had a headache. I had a headache *and* a cold head afterwards. I ate some food though and it went away because apparently hunger induces headaches

[@teddybear2256]

I'm allergic to peppermint and found out after my mum smeared peppermint oil onto my arms. Not exactly a fun way to find out lol

[@freecrazymonkey]

Headaches are one of if not the least helpful symptom ever since sooo many things can cause them. Drinking water and grabbing something to eat usually solves it (unless there's a bigger underlying issue causing them, in which case see a doctor)

[@hayleyblanch5895]

had a snotty nose, mum gives me peppermint oil. couldnt even smell it,,, my fucking nose was blocked,,,

[@monroerobbins7551]

Low blood sugar and dehydration can cause headaches, same with tension and many underlying health issues. And last I checked, perfume oil doesn’t help, in fact it can make it worse! So yeah, that sucks! I’m sorry, dudes!

[@hades6354]

Peppermint can help with headaches, dont think the oil does tho

[@crimsonwaffle7579]

"I know how the human body works, because mines GIGANTIC" -Sorrow TV

[@Subsaibot2526]

I'm actually worried for those kids.

[@violetmatoi7404]

Subsaibot2526 Someone please call child protective services.

[@frickingheck583]

What do ya mean? They used all natural products so it must be healthy.

[@ShotzInTheLight]

Fricking Heck yeah, because a child can still have all natural peanut butter if they have a peanut allergy. Morons like them shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. r/facepalm

[@frickingheck583]

Chris, have a seat over there. I've learned from Facebook moms that all natural means healthy.

[@ShotzInTheLight]

lol yep. facebook moms ftw

[@whammo5779]

I touched some poison ivy earlier, I should be fine though, poison ivy is all natural, so it must be harmless

[@thunderbird252]

If you'd like more, I can get you 500ml of P.I. essential oils! All natural! It's great for when your skin isn't red enough, or feels too comfortable! GREAT business opportunity! Make up to 4 figures in only a decade! PM me if interested 💁❤️💰💰 (Make this your KZbin comment)

[@bluebeka2458]

Same as whit the poison snakes bite or poisonus insects, if is natural there is nothing to worry about! 😂😂😂

[@bluebeka2458]

@@thunderbird252 Did you actuly get 4 figures? 😅😂😂😂

[@PoeticChick4Ever]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@DozensOfViewers]

So is arsenic

[@daashazireael6613]

Those women talking about using essential oils on their kids even though they're allergic just really pisses me off to no end. Those oils are super harmful if not diluted properly and they're especially harmful with someone who has allergies. I spilled lemongrass oil and then stepped on it with my shoes on and it absorbed through my shoe into my skin and I was so so so sick for days. And anytime I smell any oil that has citrus in it i immediately swell up. I also kept taking a shot of liquid coconut oil a day and that fucked my stomach up! And i literally had people tell ne i was crazy that its all natural so it shouldnt hurt me. But people just keep giving this shit in the wrong ways or using it like it's a cure all when it can actually be harmful if you're not smart about it. I believe there are a lot ways to use supplements and herbs that are beneficial but it shouldn't be used unless you know what you're doing and even then still be careful.

[@abbyshaver6464]

If you buy oils from the right places they can be very helpful and beneficial. Make sure to do research before you do anything with oils.

[@durdleduc8520]

“I had a genuine allergic reaction from just touching essential oils through a shoe” _”no... ur crazy, it doesn’t hurt u”_

[@durdleduc8520]

Games4thewin what?

[@durdleduc8520]

Games4thewin tf what part of my comment made you think i was talking to you

[@mook_butt8037]

A S “helpful and beneficial” in what way?

[@nathanl7018]

Going back through these kind of makes me sad. Miss you Sorrow.

[@MikeStoneJapan]

Same

[@emsersbee528]

@@MikeStoneJapan hola fellow re-watchers 👋

[@AshleesBathroom]

​@@emsersbee528hi!

[@noriciah]

I had a wart on my hand and my mom put oregano oil on it with a bandage to cover it up. When I peeled the bandage off two days later I had a huge chemical burn that was there for 3 months, but the wart was gone.

[@skeetskeet3243]

That doesnt sound nice at all. Wart removal is generally unpleasant (trust me, i know) but the only effective way (i think, it removed the ones i had for good but idk) to remove warts is to have liquid nitrogen sprayed on them every 4 to 6 weeks by your dermatologist. Its really painful but there are no lasting effects or anything but idk what works for anyone else

[@iNuminex]

My dad once did the same thing, but with Grapefruit Seed Extract. I didn't get a burn, and the wart was actually gone. He uses that shit all the time for everything. To this day i'm not sure if it's just a placebo or if it actually is functional snake oil. Seems to work fine for him though, so I'm not doing to ruin it for him, but I don't buy into it even though it worked that one time.

[@thisuploadeditsself.2938]

Wait y'all saying that my parents told me the was no cure for warts as a child just to avoid the fucking bill Man my childhood sucked PS ended up cutting them of with a knife, works just as well. They never grew back

[@stubbyfoamz1]

michael taylor yeah man you got fleeced lol. Cutting them with a knife? Glad you didn't lose a finger. Unless you did that would have sucked

[@thisuploadeditsself.2938]

Table Flip still got all ten but some nasty scares tho

[@SuperGamingDude]

It’s been 3 months since that last one! I am happy now

[@bruhmoment.-.]

SuperGaming Dude same

[@GrippingGroossyCoffee]

Its been a few weeks what do you mean

[@SuperGamingDude]

mechilly the last antimlm video

[@mohawk4759]

OMG ITS MY PAPI ITS REALLY YOU NOTICE ME SENPAI

[@m3tr0idgrl]

Now just to wait a year for th next one 😂

[@mothman4086]

11:45 As soon as he said 'my main' my brain was like 'My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don’t know nobody *insert that weird laugh the dude in the vine does that reminds me of that shark from Finding Nemo*’

[@matthewjacobs2991]

Nice to see these old videos still get comments. Sorrow, your stuff has always been seriously next level. Love your work. Take care of yourself. Always happy to binge your library

[@Nikkidafox]

I sent money to Nazeem and he just keeps sending me letters about the cloud district.

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

You say this like its a bad thing

[@bubblemage1791]

The reason he's not sending the money back is because he only sends money back to people who *actually* get to the cloud district often, the letters are probably a notice so that he can see you're a *truly* sophisticated customer

[@stara6662]

Me: *crying* My dad just died.. MLM: Sorry to hear that hun. Do you wanna try our free product to help you lose weight and

[@nickrustyson8124]

Also me: "Do you want the same."

[@lightningstudios9559]

*IT DOESN'T WORK !!!*

[@phoenixx8963]

That beat is lit oml

[@its_sii]

SorrowTV Album When?!

[@agathorr3200]

no it wasn't lol

[@pxnklxmonade3989]

The Chaotic Phoenixx 500th like

[@Evilbutteredpopcorn]

SorrowTV paid him in exposure.

[@osahinmartinez3371]

He snapped

[@jacktrussler20]

"OH GUCK" might be my favourite thing yelled in this video.

[@crittermoded]

Oh holy christ don't put doTERRA on food it's for _external use_

[@mook_butt8037]

Even better, don’t use it at all....

[@Rachel98246]

I think it was a troll post, tbh. Then again, some of these people are *THAT* crazy

[@sayosweeti5757]

@@Rachel98246 bruh it was for SURE a troll post or some sort of parody no one uses the hashtag #violentdiarrhea unironicly

[@CC-bu2gv]

that's fine i'd just eat the food outside.

[@noneofyerbisness8702]

So, like, are you supposed to eat Kentucky Jelly?

[@gracek3846]

I actually know about the 9:50 one. It was my sisters online friend, her cousin shot her and the family couldn't afford a funeral. Like, the next week, a bunch of people were advertising life insurance. The girl was like, 15. Honestly, some people have no limits.

[@hannahlack1061]

I hope your sisters doing ok.

[@gracek3846]

Hannah Lack It's been rough, but she's doing better now. Thank you for your well wishes.

[@srcheddar]

Man, that's absolutely disgusting. Hope your sister is okay, for some people not even the death of a loved one is sacred.

[@arthemisha]

holy fuck

[@DakStoSha]

That’s fucking sick.

[@LeatherCladVegan]

You know what else is all natural? Snake venom. You know what's *not* all natural? Snake anti-venom. All natural FTW.

[@TheSentientCloud]

I feel a faint memory saying how there's another animal that produces a natural antivenom to rattlesnake but I can't remember lol

[@LeatherCladVegan]

Alex, stop that; you're confusing the Americans. ISS: Plenty of animals are *immune* to snake venom, but that doesn't necessarily mean they posses a natural anti-venom (or 'anti-venin', if you're not from the States). Snakes, for example, are immune to their own venom. But that's only to say it doesn't bother them, not that they possess anti-venin. God damn it, now *I'm* confusing the Americans. You see what you've done, Alex? Do you see? God damn it Alex.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

You're still using snake venom to make that antivenin, so it's still natural. It's an inversion of its original purpose.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@LeatherCladVegan Going by that username, you don't have room to mock on how others are stupid. Unless it's meant to be a troll name.

[@LeatherCladVegan]

"Unless it's meant to be a troll name." Gee... ya think? If it's not produced by nature, without mankind's intervention, it's not natural. So no: injecting horses with snake venom and distilling the resultant antibodies is not a fucking natural process. /iamverysmart

[@krisdoesart9643]

Clicked on this video thinking it was MLM as in men loving men, thinking "huh that's a weird thing to name the homophobia subreddit"

[@echomikoart]

SAME The first time I saw the title i thought that too--

[@tekiii1]

11:45 big missed opportunity to say “*.. and my main goal is to blow and act like I don’t know no body*” haha

[@bloodymoron8819]

6:33 that is actually the most accurate womans voice ive heard sorrow make *Actual tears*

[@musicalava4224]

You do Nazeem's voice way too well because when you said it I got the sudden urge to punch something

[@seranathenecromancer3470]

Musical Ava Nazeem is the reason why you can use Unrelenting Force on NPCs without them turning hostile. Let’s be real haha

[@plague8638]

Musical Ava WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REAL CLIP FROM THE GAME HOLY SHIT

[@AgentHax]

Preferably Nazeem

[@aeugchad]

Musical Ava It’s been a couple years since I’ve played Skyrim actively and I broke out in a cold sweat hearing that quote, fight or flight in full swing.

[@skncl9859]

THATS A MOOD

[@mariegp5021]

I have gone to a Mary Kay event before, and I had my face touched and made pretty by a woman named Carol. They were asking everyone to buy shit and after I got my full face make up on point, I just left.

[@venomsnakesupremacy]

No disappointment when Sorrow TV uploads

[@yeehawjones1230]

meme queen of planet sheen He has no tricks, either!

[@rexarmstrong4284]

10:38 i feel the same way about mercury and uranium. So natural. So pure. They're even on the periodic table. Won't hurt you. Can't hurt you. You should even be able to eat it no problem

[@rnelody5496]

Carbon monoxide is also very natural, but very rare. That's why it's so good for you!

[@Uroboro_Djinn]

How does eating dirt and rocks straight out of a forest hurt anybody? It's as natural as you can get. If you're not eating mud I'm worrying about you!! [emoji]

[@professionalnarwhal]

Rex Armstrong a

[@aceisawesome_]

Rex Armstrong Arsenic supplements really make your entire life so much better!

[@yikes4501]

It's better if you cook it with onions and peppers!

[@partyparker7705]

The song at the end was low key catchy

[@Syoubat]

I miss sorrowtv

[@sambaker734]

Same 😢

[@MamotteLollpop123]

Me too 😭

[@adamwest8711]

Right there with ya buddy.

[@techwreck7119]

Likewise

[@Bravelonelypeople721]

Yeah, me too

[@DJfrog99]

I can't stop laughing at "OH GUCK!" from 7:48. I know it's probably a typo, but I feel like I need to start unironically using 'guck' as a substitute swear in honor of that guy and his fallen GF.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

I like it more because it shows the urgency. There's no time to edit

[@plainblocks2]

OH GUCK NO!

[@Dr.GregHouse]

I thought it was his sister cause she said “with dad” rather than “my/your dad”

[@cuckoophendula8211]

I also thought that it was a legit typo since he also typed "wgatever" with the g in place of an h earlier too.

[@Ze_eT]

Considering that it is "a s d *f g* h j k l" he _fuck_ -ed up.

[@junkmail1890]

Allllll naaaturalllll doesn’t mean nontoxic and your slowly killing your chillldren

[@nandoskitty1723]

I saw this as he sang it 😂😂

[@momolove47]

Peanuts are natural that doesn't mean someone with allergies isn't going to die of exposure 😂 Bears, nightshade, and bella donna are all alllll naturaaaaaall

[@dearratboy6326]

aaaAAALL naturAAAaaAAAaul... it'll kill a fucking HOUSecat so please dont put it on a housecat please

[@nunyabisness7055]

You used the wrong YOURE so you are *invalid!*

[@crackedemerald4930]

Lead is natural, mercury also, crude oil is also natural (if you think that crude oil isn't that impressive just imagine drinking gasoline, diesel, benzene, jet fuel, paint thinner and more at the same time to get a rough idea on it)

[@tom3077]

That Nazeem impression was golden.

[@KomradeDoge]

11:01 This guys post reminds me of a product and it's creator that went on Dr. Phil called Jilly Juice. Woman claimed her product could do literally anything including regrow lost limbs. What it really appeared to be was salt water that gave you the shits but hey, tomato tom-a-to am I right? Lol

[@GippyHappy]

Hell yeah I remember that!

[@skye_czar2254]

That stuff was like 2 or 3 ties your daily recommended intake of salt too

[@mook_butt8037]

I remember when that shit started. I was in several anti-Jilly Juice groups that were trying to keep people from being killed by that salty cabbage abomination.

[@whereIstood0705]

I believe people actually ended up in the hospital from this diet.

[@mook_butt8037]

Gabsterish Mtz oh people didn’t just end up in the hospital, they died.

[@kid9448]

Before reading the description I think MLM meant Moms Losing Money but I think both suit it.

[@Crownslayer013]

You posted the same comment on two videos

[@kid9448]

@@Crownslayer013 ?

[@Tw0Dots]

it's time to log off lmao

[@cthult7856]

I've seen videos where it was abbreviated as moms lose money

[@ao4-stzf]

lol i used to think it was moms love money

[@Ayden_B]

I hate mlms too, but you seem really hateful on em. Could I interest you in a product to make that hateful stress melt away? (THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL SEND TO THOSE 9.1k PEOPLE)

[@Katky1]

Genius

[@Ayden_B]

Cosmoetic thanks. Dm me for info about my product😇😁☺️😉😌

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

Xanax, for the angry dick

[@miciso666]

is it essential oils?

[@Ayden_B]

Miciso yes, something so pure

[@pixelparadox6577]

The part where that one mom was like "my kids can't be allergic to anything all natural" is something that I've ran into in the past with people before and they always act embarrassed for thinking something so stupid after I make the comparison that I am allergic to something all natural that actually will kill me if I eat it: green beans.

[@bppvids2392]

Pixel Paradox rip u miss out on one of better veggie in my opinion

[@kieran1988]

i'm allergic to bananas like severely so that big time disproves it lmaOOo

[@butcherbill5722]

A lady was like they can't be allergic to dotera products cuz they natural I'm like cyanide is natural too but you don't see me rubbing it on a cut

[@spindash64]

I’m allergic to my own pancreas, so ditto Okay, technically it’s type 1 beetus, but all autoimmune disorders are, are you being allergic to yourself. Funny how that always sounded like a silly joke as a kid, yet now the ramifications are potentially horrifying

[@mantistoboggan1503]

Man I wish I was allergic to green beans

[@daveslamjam]

7:28 i'm losing it... just the realization and subsequent horror of the guy goin "oh no NO" "OH GUCK"

[@GumSkyloard]

My guy lost his girlfriend to Amway. A minute of silence for our man's loss.

[@sweetwheatsy]

10:00 Goddamn, this infuriates me. Poor children; will have to live with the consequences and probably become indocrinated aswell (unless the curtain falls at some point). Arsenic is completely natural, too!

[@paulinepetit6168]

Darwin. You knooooooooooooooooooow.

[@cheezball3327]

so are bees. How could bee stings ever negatively effect someone allergic to *fucking bees* ?

[@Shnippie]

Nuts are also natural. So is poison ivy! I have a nut allergy and the doctor said to avoid nuts, but I'm not gonna listen to him, and I'm gonna have a bath in almond milk because it's so good for your skin, then I'm going to towel myself off with poison ivy! I can't wait!

[@longnight7856]

As someone who is allergic to scents I feel for those kids. Scented things close my throat and I have epi pens for it. It’s rough

[@milkworms7839]

Most diseases are pretty natural but you don’t see me go around licking toilets.

[@lightningmcqueen1240]

Got bracess recently and nuts hurt my teeth. I heard cyanide tastes like almonds but does anyone know if it is all natural? Just want to make sure it's safe

[@GamesweiveR]

hi Ok bye Yes.

[@bee-zz6bf]

Cyanide is all natural, so it must be safe.

[@liamsemicolon]

There are very small amounts of cyanide on apple seeds, just fill two mugs with them and you're good to go!

[@LinnyUwU]

I literally just saw you on what I believe was a Nintendo video.

[@Huedra.]

Apanda?

[@splorgan5696]

My friends mom was a scentsy consultant years ago. She used to give me catalogs and tell me to give them to my mom. Her entire house was absolutely stuffed with scentsy candles lol

[@jaredkrause3332]

SPLORGAN ok but scentsy is the actual shit and really works tbh

[@tylersyaboi]

My family uses a wax melter and those generic Scentsy wax cubes

[@saltydaltysax]

Sorry to make a Tl;dr but you just gave me a large piece of nostalgia. As a middle schooler I had a girl in my band class who's parent was a person on the board of directors for "band boosters" and that year we did scentsy candles that year. After the boosters were over the money was supposedly going to are band trip but was stolen by the lady. She bought and wrecked a car with the money and left the state. Never trusting scentsy yet again

[@waddellkate101]

Jared Krause Stop trying to defend a pyramid scheme.

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I think they’re defending the product and those who like said product as opposed to Scentsy itself. Wax warmers aren’t a bad thing - they’re essentially decorative candles without fire - and Scentsy does offer warmers and scents of good quality. My mom got into them about a decade ago, and we still use the products she bought. So I think more of their strong feelings goes towards that as opposed to the idea of the pyramid scheme Scentsy imposes with its legion of consultants. Because without that aspect of the business, Scentsy still stands as a legitimate product.

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