r/assholedesign Top Posts of All Time [2] [feat. Marshal Does Stuff]

[@charmanderfan1]

youtube: do you want youtube premium? [Yes] [No, but keep showing me this every time i leave to do something else for a few seconds and return]

[@greyhighlighter5679]

THIS. Oh my fucking god, KZbin, I don't want to pay money for your goddamn premium! Stop asking me every time I switch off the app! >.

[@Liggliluff]

Interestingly, since I've moved to this region in Europe, I've never had a single ad, and I haven't seen that premium popup either. But back when I lived in Stockholm, Sweden, there were plenty of ads and that annoying popup. Weird.

[@monomono9627]

If you're using Android just download KZbin Vanced

[@therealslimshitty5186]

How the fat flying _fuck_ doesn't this comment have at least a thousand likes yet?

[@lemonywater2979]

What? Is this really a thing? I didn't even know KZbin Premium existed

[@Chaos.A]

In the future, we'll have horror films where the protagonist frantically gets into their car to escape the masked killer, but it needs a software update.

[@randompromises1038]

stephen king : write that down!

[@bracoeth]

that should be a black mirror episode

[@Chunkboi]

Why would a masked killer need a software update?

[@mr.rubert377]

@@Chunkboi no the car needs software uptdate

[@changednamelit]

Swear I've seen a commercial like this except it was for a GPS I think

[@jeremypayne5078]

11:19 "You're poor, give us money!" Most perfect description of a college asking for alumni donations.

[@zyaicob]

"Give us more MONEY!" -John Mulaney, impersonating his college

[@dx1450]

"You're poor, give us money" sounds like the Republican political platform.

[@zyaicob]

@Adam Filinovich "we want a GIFT!... but only if it's MONEY!"

[@clarissarojas7959]

“What kind of a coke-head relative is my college??? I gave you $120,000 and you _fuckin spent it already_ ????”

[@madazzahatter9257]

i mean it’s a really vague statement it can be used for a lot of things

[@Wnoynxx]

Fun fact: Morgz' ad record is 19 adbreaks in a 30 minute video.

[@mrjayjay124]

And if it’s the ad pairs that play 2 ads, that’s *38 ADS*

[@hidbid1]

@@mrjayjay124 6 ads in 5 minute ratio...

[@MrShifty1]

Best Trends could beat him then. His record (as far as I know) is 10 breaks in a 10 minute video. If he made a 30 minute video that’s 30 ads. If they are all fifteen second ads, assuming you don’t skip them, that is 7.5 minutes of ad. If they are all double ads, that is 15 minutes of adage.

[@clamdove3292]

how does youtube let you do that??? like i've never seen more than 3 adbreaks on a 30 minute video

[@wariv7746]

Learnt of morgz from WillNE's war with his mum,I find him very irritating personally.

[@watersomic]

I love how Sorrow being sick makes him sound like, a weird old sage as Marshal sounds like the lively acolyte still with a spring in his step

[@ieatboigas]

Rare insult or rare compliment? also might be going crazy but misty fey?

[@colincraigo5793]

I am in college and that unbound “textbook” thing is more and more common. You cannot even call them textbooks, because they are just stacks of paper.

[@lemonywater2979]

What the fuck?? Is there a reason/excuse for this?

[@Decanta]

Unknown Anon in my college they were teacher-curated collections of research articles and papers for their specific course. They were like $20-$120 :/

[@FrahdChikun]

I had to do that for my Physics textbook, but this means you don't need to bring the entire book in, you can just bring the pages you need. Kinda convenient that way.

[@princesstamika]

you gotta buy your own 3 ring binder to put it in. my nutrition and biology textbooks were like that, "a la carte" they call it.

[@rikosaikawa9024]

If only they had stores that specialize in binding

[@sweadamai2943]

Even more frustrating, KZbin has started with double ads. *starts watching video* ad 1/2.

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

*_*laughs in AdBlock*_*

[@tubbycustard8866]

@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 can't do that on your phone lmao unless you root it or whatever

[@rabbitraisin]

@@tubbycustard8866 install the brave browser and just watch the mobile KZbin site, I haven't seen an ad since :)

[@Kyle1444]

even without updating the app, you are still being pushed so many ads, and more starts being unskippable.. feeling the need to buy premium yet? :D

[@sweadamai2943]

Kyle , how many monsters did you drink today?

[@paulp551]

r/buttholedesign to avoid demonetization

[@KazerOnYoutube]

Some heroes dont wear capes ✊😔

[@polish_filipino]

Or Arsehole

[@cyclonic5206]

Doodoohole?

[@patag5092]

He could say r/a*OOF*holedesign

[@lred1383]

That sounds much more demonetizable. Just them reviewing anuses for 10 minutes

[@icantchangemychanneliconbe984]

Double stacked ads on demonetized channels that are 15 seconds long and unskipable

[@Last_Person]

i cantchangemychannelicon BecauseKZbinhatesphones WAIT DEMONITIZED channels still give you double ads those evil jerks

[@mmbw123]

adblock.

[@icantchangemychanneliconbe984]

César Jeri I am on my phone

[@Chunkboi]

Srsly? My small channel had modest monetization...then they added an additional condition (you must have >= 1600 subscribers). Sorry, I don’t care if my numbers are low, if I don’t get even minor monetization on that content which belongs to me, you don’t get to run ads on that same content!

[@archdukefranzferdinand567]

@@icantchangemychanneliconbe984 cerube

[@astray8108]

"Oh you shouldn't use ad blocks, they hurt websites and content creators." "Okay I won't." *Fifteen ads on a 5 minute video.*

[@loquita-lostwave]

Astray ads can also install malicious programs onto your computer simply by them appearing on your screen. you don’t have to click on them or anything.

[@Herw768Offcial]

@@loquita-lostwave what drugs you takin dawg this is youtube ads he is talking about, those ads are harmless

[@loquita-lostwave]

Uveeertherw scam ads still pop up on youtube all the time. i’ve seen so many ads for fake robux generators on here.

[@theslimyfreakofcourse]

@@loquita-lostwave KZbin doesnt have ads like that, you have a virus from roblox that's making fake ads appear in your browser lmao.

[@loquita-lostwave]

Slimy Freak “virus from roblox” sweetheart, video ads don’t work like that. also, why would roblox encourage scamming their users?

[@Yuruble]

Yee, it's actually really bad to flush "flushable" wipes. It just makes a big sewer mess, because they don't decompose.

[@BoarVessel-BCEstruscanceramic]

They'll all collect and create a 'fatburg'

[@DoveAlexa]

I hear where I am they are being banned from sale, so at least legislation is catching up to the bullshitburg.

[@dylan2588]

Adam ruins everything talked about it

[@Yuruble]

@@dylan2588 yup! That's where I got it from!

[@dylan2588]

@@Yuruble cool

[@UXMusic]

That one app cost $8,320 per year. Thats $693.33 a month. THATS A CHEAP RENT PAYMENT

[@hapeenes2927]

u could actually live in some 2nd world countries for that. Also it's a zip viewer. That had to take years to develop.

[@Nero35P]

There are no others zip viewers I guess

[@icebearpl188]

@@Nero35P free 7-zip that works really good and is free: HA

[@emilybrooks1886]

that's not cheap at all lmao

[@icebearpl188]

@@emilybrooks1886 whooosh

[@srkibble]

To be fair, on the travel insurance one, my sister bought it under coercion and ended up almost drowning to the point of being in coma for almost a month, and because she had that $14 insurance she saved literally tens of thousands in medical bills.

[@jamestouchette859]

I will always get and advocate for travel insurance because the airlines make everything a nightmare if you need it and DONT have it. Using it when it's needed even ONCE will pay for for lifetime of not needing it. Usually. For what airfare costs these days, it really doesn't make sense to skip it. Having said that, airline exec's are scum for making the travel environment the way it is to be such an important option to consider.

[@fridaynightspreadsheetfun]

About Facebook on Android: Some apps - SOME - that come preloaded on your phone have been designated as "system apps", which is why Android won't let you uninstall. Cause if you could uninstall actual (i.e. not facebook) system apps, you could mess up the whole phone. So, go into settings → Apps, find Facebook, and hit Disable if you can. This will uninstall all updates that you might have downloaded (especially if you haven't changed settings on the Play Store), hide it from your launcher and app drawer, stop it starting in the background, and basically get rid of it (without actually erasing it, unfortunately). Why some third parties do this sort of thing is beyond me, lol, but I've been getting around as best I can for ages. Like so other people can see!!!

[@garrybug907]

I can delete facebook from my android phone.....

[@fridaynightspreadsheetfun]

@@garrybug907 yeah nice. congratulations. It varies between manufacturers.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Because it makes them money and helps them track your location and behavior.

[@kirb9819]

Dude thanks this rlly helps. Facebook's been taking up alotta data lately

[@krygzic]

Man you EXCEL at giving advice

[@sepiasmith5065]

SERIOUSLY. those "flushable wipes" ARE NOT TRULY FLUSHABLE. they will royally screw up your septic system or the city sewers.

[@spindash64]

Sepia Smith Does England, like, not have normal toilet paper or something?

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

They ARE flushable, they just harm the enviroment. Maybe "flushable" just means "doesn't clog the toilet pipes" or some shit, the word's meaning is probably regulated, just like with milk/dairy products, or something like that.

[@mr.starfish4965]

Cyrsclin | I think you can actually flush toilet paper, but don’t quote me on that.

[@Chunkboi]

Mr. Starfish yes you can. Cellulose readily breaks down when wet.

[@booty_hunter4207]

@ did they say toilet paper? Inbred

[@peeblekitty5780]

10:15 - 10:46 Thanks for shedding some light on poor Mumbo's copyright crisis, little light as it may be. To my knowledge he's still suffering through it; he's had to manually alter every single video on his channel, cutting out the intro & outro, and can't use his former intro & outro anymore, despite it literally being 4 seconds of music that _the artist allowed him to use in the first place,_ in _20-minute-long videos._ Yeah, i'm a salty mumbo jumbo fan. Screw KZbin's copyright system and screw Warner Chappell for abusing it.

[@theaether3124]

Well mumbo has said it wasn't so clear as the original artist got permission from chappell but mumbo didn't, but then I thought if it was changed or transformed that's fair use. It's very murky

[@pikajade]

That's British politics for ya.

[@peeblekitty5780]

@@pikajade that's youtube's claim system for ya

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Even if *technically* Mumbo didn't get permission from Warner to use it, it was four damn seconds. That's literally zero loss, if anything somebody would _like_ what they heard and seek it out for more (free advertising?). It literally was not worth the effort they made to copyright something that was probably protected under the American Fair Use Act, although honestly I have no clue if it applies to different countries. But even then, using a couple measures from a song as reason to monitor an entire channel for the tiniest "slip-up" is just stupidly petty.

[@peeblekitty5780]

@@someonessidechannel1485 Exactly! And they didn't give any warning ("Hey, we'd like it if you'd stop using this clip of music in your videos") they just snatched away his profit out of nowhere. They were definitely just doing it for the money, they weren't wronged.

[@reusin69]

Imagine having to pay to use '+' This post was made by the mental maths gang

[@everblue2277]

Imagine having to spend 5 minutes with a piece of paper when you could just use your phone’s default calculator app.

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

Just subtract a negative, lmao

[@zoehemsleypoole3751]

Omar Gonzalez modern problems require modern solutions

[@gracelizzie248]

Everblue 22 imagine not knowing what mental maths means

[@everblue2277]

It's Fingerspace! Imagine trying to do incredibly complex in your head because you can’t do them.

[@sociallyundead419]

The college ones trighered me. Because you can't do anything without a college degree. I spent $500 on a class for "Lifelong Learning." It was just like a four week class telling us to not procastinate and TED talks. That was it. That was the class. 500 dollars. I could have bought so many Sims Expansion Packs that add like three shirts from EA with that!

[@SwooshJush83]

Holy shit I had a class just like that. Couldn’t even get the money back for the book. Colleges are just there to fuck your wallet

[@jamesalexander5559]

My community college added that crap in my second to last semester. I'm trying to sign up for my last classes to get my associates and then they say, "oh wait, you gotta take freshman seminar now even though you've been here for two years". Not to mention I can't sign up for any more classes since I've maxed out on credit hours for the semester.

[@sociallyundead419]

Let me just puke in my mouth real quick.

[@sugarnads]

Socially Undead never heard of trade school?

[@Halcyon_games]

My girlfriend bought all the Sims 4 packs....soooooo much money gone...

[@flaflaflamingo]

YOUW CAWWOT HAWVEST IS WEADY *I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CALCULATOR APP*

[@valencia878]

The "shampoo" I think is not actually shampoo- the words say "gel for" and then something that I don't know but I don't think it's hair because hair is "волосы." I'm pretty sure it's shower gel. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[@ee8546]

It looks like laundry detergent

[@pikajade]

In this essay I will thank you for coming to my TED talk

[@alexno2524]

You're right! It is shower gel. Source: am russian, "гель для душа" - shower gel.

[@feragosmyxixarashtra7948]

„Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. That will be 550$.”

[@jasper3706]

Sorrow TV has officially mentioned mumbo jumbo, and my taste in youtubers has come full circle

[@CristianMartinez-rg9sz]

: 0

[@lordbucketheadiii3435]

What is Mumbo jumbo

[@dragonsraaaaaaaaawr]

George Kerr You uncultured swine! He is only one of the greatest Redstone KZbinrs of all time!

[@1-4-johnny.cash.fan-8-8]

@@dragonsraaaaaaaaawr ayy, lmao

[@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207]

i love both mumbo and sorrow! two of my favorite youtubers!

[@asbestosfish_]

_thanks, Sorrow, for putting Zuck’s nightmarish flesh-mask on my screen._

[@Z7sweXmarineZ7]

This got me haha

[@zillailluhr]

Truly scary

[@LukeGeppert]

Sorrow gave us the Zucc

[@shad0wfir3]

LOL! "flesh mask"

[@asbestosfish_]

shad0wfir3 _it’s gotten so much worse as he’s gotten older, though._

[@abbeyjay5937]

I see a loophole with the calculator one, subtract negatives lol. Or just get a better app

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

Yeah, any app that is a calculator which asks you to pay for a goddamn basic feature like that can just fuck off, for me. In-app pays and paywalls are now crossing just about every line they shouldn't cross. I'm literally feeling sick from them. What saddens me the most is that mobile platforms could potentially be way, way better than this, if companies and fucktards weren't this obsessive over squeezing money out of anything they can. Let's make this an IAP. And let's make that an IAP! Fuck it, from now on you cannot breath air without paying! Sorry, I got mad. But I'd say it's rightly so. Let's hope it'll get better. Eventually. Hopefully.

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

Exactly. Though of course, there could be a reason why one has to install a new one, for example if the preinstalled one sucks or doesn't work for some reason. In that case, just go with the top rated ones, and/or ones that DON'T have IAPs and ads. From a programmer's POV, calculator apps are not that hard to make, either! Literally almost all math operations are built inside (most) programming languages, and even if you're not a math genius you could figure out the formulas by searching them up online and implementing them. Add a numeric text box, a couple buttons, and there you go. Anyway, sorry, I ranted again, haha :3

[@mr.bananaman9805]

Get a real calculator

[@abbeyjay5937]

Defile Thy Towns 5504 what defines real

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

@@abbeyjay5937 A real calculator is something which calculates arithmetic equations and has absolutely no other function.

[@PurpleDolphinStudios]

I have a tablet from Amazon (one of their Fire tablets) and I can verify that its OS belongs on this subreddit. You can't change your lock screen background. Why? Because they use it to show you ads. Yes, You will get an ad just by turning it on. You can/will even get ads on your homepage. Oh, and you can't get rid of them. Have fun with that!

[@zeeplez]

Fat agree, I have one too and it's so annoying

[@mordecaiweston]

I used to faithfully buy the amazon fire tabs until this design started happening. I remember the first couple gens didn't do this and they were really awesome, but then THIS assholedesign happened. I looked up how to get rid of those ads, and apparently you can.....if you PAY AMAZON MORE MONEY. Complete assholedesign. Fuck Amazon at this point

[@Decanta]

You can get rid of them if you’re willing to dig into the guts of the OS. My BF bought one last year and spent a few hours removing the ads.

[@eh6284]

My last phone had ads built into it, despite not having said anything about ads in the advertisement. When I booted it up for the first time, it said that I could send the phone back, pay $50 and a shipping fee, wait two weeks, and get the phone back without ads.

[@PR0V1D3NCE_VA]

Thank god I use Galaxy. And if in the future, when I turn on my f**king laptop/desktop, and I have to watch an AD THAT I CAN'T GET RID OF, I'd just get up, walk away, and say "F**k it, Earth is doomed. I thought F*cknite was a crisis, but it seems I was mistaken."

[@Oblvious]

I could hear Morgz's screaming just from the picture

[@icebearpl188]

same

[@Bubbliee0]

POAUSE

[@ky-aj-m]

HEWLO GOISE AND WEWCOME BAHCK TO ANOFFER VIDIOH

[@ascendedcat260]

Never watched Morgz but I can tell how he sounds just from that image

[@ky-aj-m]

@Leviathan do I at least get to drink my bone flavoured Kool-aid?

[@st.p.2667]

Just finished rewatching r/assholedesign part one AND THIS POPS UP... how convenient

[@yikes2540]

ST. P. He’s watching you...

[@cookiecrushed]

Holy shit you too? Sorrow is always watching

[@germain83]

NON-assholedesign

[@edmardisla8492]

radbrad is that you?

[@ZGURemixer]

Oooooo got some sesame cookies! WAIT WHA-

[@MarshalDoesStuff]

Frist

[@awsomeman93]

Congrajulashuns

[@MustraOrdo]

Nobuddy chairs

[@chikofute1693]

Suht up mrahsal

[@Max-fh7ij]

6rd

[@xenoslyce1781]

1th

[@kronos4806]

I cant believe these scams are actaully legal in america you guys really have to get some new customer protection laws.

[@az12223]

Laugh in european, no let those fuckers be "free"

[@alexaceves7036]

az12223 At least I can look at memes

[@ringsystemmusic]

Customer protection? but that's COMMUNIST

[@meridoberman6740]

@@alexaceves7036 im in europe and can look at memes, what are you talking about??

[@jacobdesharnais3324]

@@meridoberman6740 Article 13.

[@iwantedagoodnamebuticouldn7388]

Imagine having to pay to unlock the + button This post was made by subtracting negative numbers gang

[@unoriginal_name4576]

8:20 hope they get in legal trouble when someone with a gluten allergy has their product and has a severe reaction.

[@aquariumgirls]

your profile picture oddly fits this comment. also HOMESTUCK

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Yeah, like... "(Because its BullS#*! )"? Look, assholes, sorry your teeny brain is too small to comprehend that maybe some people have, dunno, severe enough allergies that they could in fact get sick from that? Just don't try to say you're fucking [certified] gluten free and organically certified when you clearly weren't.

[@k8rgrl]

Unoriginal_Name kanayaaaaaaaaaa

[@eeveemaster2206]

Hopefully they get sued _before_ an allergic reaction actually happens.

[@FrancisR420]

I hope they trip and a piece of old rebar goes up their but

[@milkworms7839]

$300 calc textbook $295 unbound calc textbook $8 binder But the book is cheaper

[@thisguy916]

they made me buy a bio textbook that was unbound. while i will admit it has some advantages, like not carrying around the entire textbook all the time, they really should drop the price if they don't want students just buying their books off amazon from less than reputable sellers

[@meowchie310]

Yeah it's a free trial but we need to make sure you're an adult. God forbid we steal a child's credit card information.

[@bernebelmont1857]

"I have been doing nothing but flushing wipes for the past 24 hours"

[@Rick-jf2ig]

I only got the joke when I saw this comment

[@deadcatisbad2673]

"How. many. wipes?"

[@GirlPlus]

- Challenge

[@scavengersix2161]

"I TELEPORTED BREAAAAAAAAAAAD!"

[@Primintis]

I have done nothing but teleport flushable wipes in the sewer for 3 days

[@turkcedirsenunsdasf7521]

God “I aint goin back” “I aint goin back” These dudes go well go together

[@ONCEFORVER12]

9:06 My biology textbook is exactly like that... I hate it so much tbh, and it cost me $160 :/

[@purplesam2609]

I watch Mumbo Jumbo It was his intro Now all his old videos are awkwardly edited to get rid of it The 5 second intro Poor guy

[@divinecircularflow]

It sucks hard, because the ADVERTISERS are putting those ads in the claimed video, not the content creator. It makes the creator look terrible with no repercussion. Fuck KZbin, but where else can we go?

[@bcumike]

@@divinecircularflow not true, mumbo is a greedy asshole. The creator puts the ads in and decides whether they are skippable or not. They just don't get to decide what commercials they are.

[@plywoodman8626]

bcumike that’s not how adds work

[@meflea3675]

@@bcumikewow you're dumb.

[@natsukilovestobake4427]

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[@josephschubert6561]

See, with that calculator app, just subtract negatives.

[@thatweasel]

you sir are one smart bastard. my respects

[@lukesdewhurst]

All phones have a calculator though.

[@josephschubert6561]

@@lukesdewhurst This was a carpenter's calculator, designed for lengths and conversion. (How many feet is 23 cm. + 8 in.) It probably came with a few other features but I don't know what they are cause I'm not a carpenter.

[@lukesdewhurst]

@@josephschubert6561 oh of course, my mistake.

[@alikirb]

carefully, he's a hero.

[@aidani3359]

Sorrow: *links marshal's channel* Also Sorrow: *doesn't make it a hyperlink* r/assholedesign

[@artur-kc6gv]

You cant make Hyperlinks ob KZbin

[@aidani3359]

The links in the description..?

[@liamsemicolon]

@@aidani3359 it's not manual, you just put the link and it automatically turns into a hyperlink

[@artur-kc6gv]

@@aidani3359 A hyperlink is a Text or a word that is a link

[@nate4087]

10:46 GIVE US SOME MONEY! WE WANT A GIFT! BUT ONLY IF IT'S MONEY!

[@jovanwhite9642]

Nice John mulaney ref!

[@ky-aj-m]

You SPENT IT ALREADY?!

[@zyaicob]

But he already gave them A HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

[@ky-aj-m]

College is a one hundred and twenty thousand dollar hooker and you're the idiot who fell in love with her

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

What is with youtube and getting FULL of ads I get ads at end and beginnings of videos, multiple ads at once (one after the other), and ads that are 15 seconds I can't skip. That's why I am glad I have an adblocker on my PC but sadly can't get one on my phone

[@JoeyLindsay]

if you get a raspberry pi you can install a network wide adblocker using pi-hole.

[@flammable3844]

KZbin vanced

[@LaurenT3G]

I'm subscribed to Mumbo Jumbo, and the copyright claim thing is just a mess...

[@bartholomewbinkleberry3822]

Me too dude Mumbo Jumbo doesn't deserve this

[@bcumike]

I'm sry you're still a sub. But he deserves it, he is a greedy asshat.

[@LaurenT3G]

@@bcumike What...?

[@ManMan-tg2mw]

@@bcumike Are you just going on every comment about him calling him a greedy asshole with nothing to back up your point?

[@meflea3675]

@@bcumike he's literally trying to earn money, fuckwit. I bet you watch morgz.

[@beafbuger]

i mean... can you IMAGINE?!!! just imagine!!!! designing a phone without a headset input?????? like wtf

[@scavengersix2161]

Apple has been pulling that asshole move since iPhone 7. Every version since then has had the same design because Apple wants you to buy their branded headphones with the lightning connector for $30. That's not even the worst part: you wanna listen to music and charge your phone at the same time? Sure thing buddy, just buy a splitter that lets you plug in generic headphones and use lightning connector at the same time for the low low price of...$30. And that's for an off-brand one, they don't even sell that one from Apple where I work, but I'm guessing it's even more expensive owing to being name-brand.

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@scavengersix2161 that sure is the joke

[@totallynotzokix11_mc21]

@@scavengersix2161 They're basically selling you the same phone but with LESS features. I don't know how even Apple fans can support the shit Apple pulls. I mean, they apparently don't even give you a charger with their phones now.

[@JustFlyAway]

@@totallynotzokix11_mc21 sad thing is apple just tests the water for the bs all other phone manufacturers are now getting into

[@monodragon]

the good thing is that nowadays bluetooth headsets aren't too expensive for what you get, and they an be pretty good quality

[@inkwaddles]

It'S nOt SmUrFcOiN, iT's SmUrFbErRy I play Smurf's village

[@polink7430]

My hero

[@wyattthelen112]

Funny enough so did I... when I was a kid I blew 300 bucks on my parents phone and they donated 300 dollars worth of my toys to goodwill XD

[@theapelau1842]

Yikes

[@aquafreshfan3022]

Someone that goes to my schools parents banned her from ROBLOX because she spent $150 dollars on robux

[@nugget4919]

VAXE that’s a yikes from me

[@music0cool]

I’ve also had a lot of those “unbound” textbooks where it’s just a pile of paper. My last one was around $100 and of course, you couldn’t re-sell it anywhere as a book.

[@jberrethful]

Smurf coins are the most important cryptocurrency.

[@kaderpdi1982]

Minecoins is better

[@jberrethful]

trash bin, mine-coins can go in you

[@pizzadoggo8169]

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover. Sorrow TV: Hold my beer. You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this collab

[@pspdude2316]

That yearbook poster. We'll fine you for not buying it if we could. And we'd also make it illegal if we could. WAT

[@spicybeantofu]

Well they are saying its so good it could be illegal you know cause the only fun you can have is illegal.

[@J4CK_TH3_R1PP3R]

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the USA justice system works.

[@PrismaticCS]

@@spicybeantofu They also said they'd fine you for not having it. While they're just joking around, the jokes fall flat when they both clash. It's also pretty hard to be funny when you secretly don't care about your High School project.

[@MayisaDuck]

Loved the stream you were on with The spiffing brit

[@radzilla748]

Fo real? I need to see this

[@jacksonlindberg9381]

@christakisf Christakisf i agree with you dude

[@jacksonlindberg9381]

Can we get a link?

[@supercool1312]

Outta the BlueLight link

[@SomberSora]

Link, -nigga- nice person!

[@augustus3024]

When the video goes black for an extended period of time, I realise I'm sitting in the dark

[@lionbryce10101]

Who WANTS to get into calculus? It's a requirement. How many times you open that book? Never, you literally have to buy the book for the online code so you can do your homework because there is no other way to do your assignments.

[@jacobmaruth3598]

Unbound college textbooks are usually way cheaper, and you can get them spiral bound at a copy shop for like $10. For college textbooks, that saves you anywhere from $50 to $100 per book.

[@mihaildoychinov4561]

Jake Maruth that is ridiculous honestly. This means that you are paying for the “assembly” of a fucking textbook which doesn’t cost anything

[@digitalson5209]

more importantly, it means you dont have to carry the *entire textbook* to class and can just carry what you need

[@divinecircularflow]

Textbooks are still a scam, price wise.

[@extrahourinthepit]

Yes, if you're dumb. Or you can get some zipties from that drawer in your house and bind them yourself for free

[@redrefrigerator8458]

Alternatively start subject group chats, ask around in lectures and even have a little Google search yourself. Odds are you'll find the online edition for free. I'm first year college and I've saved $350 so far this year

[@Mehtalik]

That organic beauty thing is shower gel with the "Magnolia and yogurt proteins" smell

[@dj_doughy]

Those bottles are used for face cleansers as well, and they put a lil silicon brush in the middle of them that fits in that hole.

[@Silembr]

I checked out some of morgz's stuff recently. I miss about 1 minute ago when I didn't know his vids existed

[@adamcurtis8754]

I worked in a Frito Lay packing facility. So here's the behind-the-scenes story about why snack bags have so much empty space: First, the more full the bag is, the easier it is for the contents to crumble during transport. Therefore, they give the bag plenty of empty space that isn't technically empty. It's deliberately sealed so the air inside is slightly more pressurized than the outside air. This does cushion the inside product somewhat from the jostling of packing and transport, and besides that, the packer can also easily tell when a bag's seal is defective (give the suspect bag a squeeze, and if air leaks out, you toss the bag aside). In other words, that space isn't there primarily to trick you into thinking there's more chips than there are; it's quality control. That said, Frito Lay certainly likes the coincidence that this quality control makes the bag look like it has more chips than there are. It's certainly sold more bags to unsavvy customers that way. (The EXTRA BIG bag in the vid was clearly taking advantage, though. Profit monsters exist in most big companies, Frito Lay certainly among them) And here's a fun fact: look at the back seam of a Frito Lay bag. You'll see two black marks. The higher one is the level the product should reach when it's first packed. The lower one is the acceptable level of the product once it's at the store (it settles in transport). If the product isn't at the proper levels at the proper times, it's called an "overfill" or a "slack fill" (as in too much or too little) and (ideally) removed from the supply chain.

[@residentfacehead3465]

You think the half full thing is bad with chips? Thats childs play. I oppened a bottle of melotonin sleeping pills and the first thing i see is A GIANT COTTON BALL THAT TAKES UP HALF THE SPACE OF THE BOTTLE. Its there so you cant feel THE CAPSULES RATTLING AROUND IN THE HALF EMPTY BOTTLE. this is just dishonest.

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

In case anyone wonders: That bottle with a hole on 8:00 is shower gel, it claims to contain magnolia extracts and yoghurt protein.

[@refusingtoconform]

I am literally happy to Sorrow anytime I can. Even though he is a KZbinr and he has to make videos to make a living, Reddit KZbinrs tend to feel a lot more personal and laid back and Sorrow is like the OG "Reddit is full of insane stories so I'ma turn them into comedy" KZbinr.

[@corinthianimperialstudios704]

12:09 Remember when there were adverts for films on DVD releases of other films?

[@android19willpwn]

man, that last one reminds me of the old xkcd quote: within the realm of real numbers, it is literally impossible to be more vague than "Up to 15% or more" and the best thing about those ads was that they didn't even say that it "will save you up to 15% or more" they said it "COULD save you up to 15% or more." Like guys, you don't have to hedge there.

[@allgoodnamesaretaken6145]

Ah, fellow XKCD fan, take the like

[@JamesCPotter13]

9:37...wait....There are just...Salted Doritos? I thought it was just Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese flavors.

[@hintswen3632]

JamesCPotter13 there’s cool ranch? I thought there was just plain (salted) nacho cheese and cheese supreme.

[@JamesCPotter13]

Hintswen oh no, there's SO MANY NOW. Where I am, that original salted color is Salsa Verde!

[@ascendedcat260]

That just sounds like tortilla chips with extra steps

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

2:30 yeah i needed to log on to quora for school and now i have an account and they sent me emails about like... yoda being able to do the force choke? why????

[@GalaxySheep]

No one: Absolutely no one in the world: Companies: *do you like to have a 3 day breathing trials?*

[@noesnoes3969]

can't wait in the future to pay a premium fee to blink.

[@borgkingerei6993]

*your free trial of being alive has ended*

[@SmashingSnow]

@Tucker Johnson I am too

[@saysHotdogs]

Tucker Johnson same

[@LucasND]

The fact that Marshal's channel link in the description is not clickable is kind of r/assholedesign as well edit: The link works now!

[@dachanel2076]

Its def clickable

[@theshycryo]

@@dachanel2076 but it's bit ly so it's not clickable

[@LucasND]

@@dachanel2076 Now it's indeed clickable but it wasn't when it was just uploaded

[@Sennakools]

Yeah all of Mumbo's video's got claimed because he used the same clip of a song in all of his intro's

[@elizabethdespair]

And the claim was a single sound effect in that song..

[@logankemp4467]

AddM His first couple vids didn’t even have that sound

[@bug8992]

10:28 So what I'm getting here is that there's a limit to how many people you subscribe to in a day. But you can copywrite however many times you want.

[@kinoko6096]

The shit at 8:12 could literally kill someone. That has to be illegal

[@thoggerspass6282]

13:07 that's not a pencil that is what you use to kill vampires.

[@KL-ol8xf]

Really glad you brought up Mumbo’s situation. Unfair to see it happen to a hard working long time creator like him who even tried to take precautions to make sure he had permission to use the music.

[@Macoswag]

10:30 !!!!!! quick info about the tesla. That happens in very rare instances when an update to the electrical management systems have been unsuccessfully updated or the update has been interrupted without finishing on a critical step of the process

[@Liggliluff]

(0:45) I've not set up a payment option on my phone, and I will never do so. This makes it so I can't accidentally buy something, and it also makes me work more towards actually paying for something, so it gotta be worth paying for, and finally I don't have my detailed stored on a server. - So an app like that, unless it asks me for payment details in advance, can never charge money unknowingly.

[@ObeyCamp]

8:44 this is an especially gross assholedesign since it's a microfiber sheet posing as 100% cotton because microfibers are actually made out of plastic. Not everyone knows that. Microfiber is literally the opposite of cotton. There's no way it feels like Egyptian cotton, let alone 1800 thread count Egyptian cotton. So that sheet feels like shit AND it's bad for the environment.

[@Goose.Films.]

Thom Yorke screaming with the facebook logo on his face was actually an alternate cover art for OK Computer

[@zakkthebeaniegod8538]

Hawl 9000 FITTER HAPPIER MORE PRODUCTIVE

[@Yaboisal3m]

Zakk A PIG IN A CAGE ON ANTIBIOTICS

[@m31.]

fun fact, mumbo jumbo juts makes minecraft redstone videos. And he got claimed that much.

[@dyzaaster]

yea at this point youtube just does not give a single funk about their creatirs

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

@@dyzaaster It's still at a trickle right now, but slowly I'm finding more of my favorite content creators are migrating to LBRY.

[@filmandfirearms]

I'm just waiting for the day someone like Travis Stebbins gets a full on copyright strike on his entire record label's channel. One of these days, that will probably happen

[@---kp1hm]

“I’m going to steal someone else’s music and complain about it when they follow up”

[@beepboopily6285]

I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter!! LBRY?

[@StarkMaximum]

Actually, I do want to comment on the one about the excessive ad breaks in the video at around 6:40. I watch a guy who's video timeline looked almost exactly like that, but I realized while watching it that I didn't see very many ads, but what he DOES do a lot is put up those little cards that pop up during a video to point you to other videos he's done (like the little "i did a video about this a while ago, here's a card to that video" and it pops up with the title of that video in the corner). I THINK (do not quote me on this because I do not understand KZbin) that those ALSO show up with the little yellow boop that is identical to an ad break but isn't actually an ad. i don't know WHY they'd be considered the same thing, but I think they are. So there is a CHANCE that dude is just obsessed with putting cards to his other videos on screen so you'll go click those and those aren't each an ad. But based on the expression he has and the vibe I get off of that video, it very well may be ads all the way down.

[@cthulhutube3839]

For a second I looked away from the screen, then saw in the corner of my eye what I thought was golem from lord of the rings, only to see that it was the ZUCC.

[@GayaK91]

Sorrow, Marshall promised to read for us I'm Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane. You two should read it together

[@ParkerRat]

4:15 that hit too close to home. Had a $225 Financial lit college textbook that came unbound. The binder I used decided it would rip the holes out and just make it goddamn useless. Yay. Broader education is grand

[@lyracatiyu8361]

1:20 this happened to me when I tried to sign in to Facebook it's kinda sketchy...

[@sarahdreyer226]

My java textbook came unbound. I was so scared I’d drop the stack before I could get some ring clips and have to sort all the pages.

[@zyaicob]

Imagine learning java

[@joephillips4819]

So glad you two worked together on this. Follower of both y'all channels. Much love from Australia.

[@zoui8215]

Your videos are so unsatisfying and yet satisfying at the same time

[@CosmeFulanito476]

Now I'm mad, thanks!

[@arjenvanrumpt339]

Was about to like it, but 69 likes...

[@MeCooper]

CosmeFulanito476 Fuck you! _(Just helping with the anger 👍)_

[@toxitude]

7:50 is shower gel. It says it in Russian, you're welcome :)

[@NbaLive4ever]

At 11:32 when Sorrow said “but hey…” I continued it in my head with “that’s just a theory…a game theory” lmao

[@dantheman369]

I love both of the people who worked on this so this is now my favorite video

[@jesterlmt]

The fact that you quoted Ants In My Eyes Johnson makes you the greatest person on earth.

[@masterofcoin1883]

Thanks for reminding me to end my free trial of Amazon Prime

[@saximaphone]

All my Psych textbooks and a few others were like that. Some had the decency to have a binder with it. Don't even use the textbook but you need that goddamn online access code.

[@chefschmixer]

This is the second biggest crossovet ever The biggest one is Sorrow and Spiffing

[@supercool1312]

Marko Dizdaruk what?

[@chefschmixer]

@@supercool1312 Today Sorrow TV had a livestream with a youtuber called Spiffing Brit

[@bartholomewbinkleberry3822]

Next up Sorrow TV ft.Gio Films

[@sheperdofthebrahs]

Looking at this comment; profile pic; profile discription: Have a unnecessary sub cause nothing

[@MourningButterflies]

That "I ain't going back" in sync was beautiful

[@minithegameguy4674]

6:18 since you didn't pay me $14.00 you're going to be paying me 14 lives

[@e-jthompson6322]

3:15 you joke but I had a friend who knew she shouldn’t put oil down the sink so she put it down the toilet instead

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

You forgot "VIOLATION, (this is not a) PARKING TICKET"

[@thegirlwiththatface]

Literally have had those loose leaf textbooks for Anatomy, various Math classes, and Chemistry classes. I hate them

[@uuu-ig8wk]

Had them in Italian class. Friend does in psych

[@midgematic8659]

I swear this is a conspiracy. If we loose ONE PAGE, they won’t buy it back. On top of basically giving you 5$ for a 100$ textbook. I’m fuckin LIVID

[@nordichope7301]

0:50 To answer your question Marshal. Yes, if the customer is never informed of the free trail, and the company just take the money out of the customers bank account after the free trail, it is as a matter of fact illegal. The company is literally stealing money from the customer. The customer will easily win if they decide to take said company to court. Edit: I am a recent graduate from a business college, that why I know this stuff.

[@idogger829]

Thank you Sorrow for doing KZbin unfiltered. I have not seen an ad on any videos :( Serious respect for loving what you do

[@MrXemrox]

9:54 I'm sorry I'm late, boss, my car was updating. Boss: Could you get your car maintenance done earlier and not put it off, or do it after work today? No, I was waiting for it to actually updating, it was updating... *Shows boss this message* Boss: You Gen Z and your new internet cars, back in my day, you didn't need to software update your car, because they weren't that integrated.

[@stupidmangoz]

I love how he doesn't realize that the generations too old to be in charge, are in charge if most things and are disgusting despicable monsters in every way possible.. Dude, NO ONE wants any of the cars being made since 2014. Except for youtubers who rent it for views. No one. Actually wants these cars. But we have no choice especially if you wanna be sure that it's not broken to shit(you can't really investigate car business of a random dude on EBay). And even then they also still scam you by making your car FAR less if worth JUST as it leaves the shop. God we need to die.

[@shinykitsunelive]

Poor Mumbo, his situation is so bad he got featured on Sorrow TV [featuring Marshal Does Stuff]

[@bcumike]

He deserves it, look at all the commercials, and twitter/merch plugs. Mumbo is a greedy asshole on purpose... he just happens to have a pleasant british accent.

[@mathze]

@@bcumike You are invited to shut your ugly ass up and leave Mumbo alone. Nobody likes you.

[@imnotgaybut6408]

0:57 omg that reminds me: when I was like, 6, and my brother was 8, we had this shitty Tablet to share. We had plenty of games like cut the rope, jetpack guy (i think thats what it was called), y'know, those games then we had this game where you had to control a hotel. You could get multiple floors and stuff, but, you needed _Rubies._ So we did the logical thing, and used about 200 dollars (1500kr.) on this shitty as game. Our dad didn't know about this, so we didn't need a code. We just clicked ''OK", and got 100 rubies. Easy My dad got a messege that 150 dollars had been pulled from his account, and panicked, thinking that someone had hacked his account. I had a friend over one day, and we played the game. She then showed her mom that "They can get rubies, why cant i?!" the mom then told my dad, and he got a code on. I wish I could've seen our faces when we tried buying rubies again, and we needed a code. We tried _everything,_ from 1234 to 1111. We ran to our dad crying "The game isnt working!!" he later told us that we used 150 fucking dollars on rubies in a game. That was fun

[@nilssjoberg2522]

12:08 My friend bought a 1+ phone from Amazon and it had ads built into the factory UI

[@nathanjackson3730]

3:36 The background music sounds like "Satin Doll" and I love it to death. Really fun chord progression to solo in : )