r/quityourbullshit Top Posts of All Time [8]

[@potaterjim]

"An actor ran up to me in the haunted mansion" "There ARE no actors in the haunted mansion" Well doesn't that just make it scarier?

[@bunny-kr4gh]

potaterjim thats.... that’s illegal- wait no it actually is-

[@AceSpadespoken]

*_wait so that adds to a possibility that the post is true but the OP thought it was an actor, woah._*

[@thesmiler3253]

Imagine that you're walking in a creepy haunted mansion when you see a janitor cleaning up something and you're like "woah wtf you're not supposed to be here" And than the Janitor sprints at you with his mop

[@jeremywoods770]

Imagine finding out the reason there were no more actors is because one snapped and murdered you both and you were a ghost the whole time

[@lisahenry20]

@@AceSpadespoken there's a farm I go to that has scare attractions at Halloween and one of them is actors playing murderers in the corn maze. When we were travelling to the farm, my friends and I were talking about how a murderer could be hiding in the maze and kill someone and people would think it's part of the maze

[@robertflannigan5760]

The “we haven’t even opened yet, Jason!” Made me laugh too much

[@Jason0binladen]

I keep thinking I posted that but there's no way I've never been to the uk

[@rirururu4697]

It was such a missed opportunity to bring up the "I waited 2 hours to be seated and 3 hours to be served food" review before it

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Damn it, Jason

[@MiraWrenFenn]

14:56

[@emmanuel557]

6yyy

[@sabrexi7228]

That edit with the guy in Russia was really good. They got the lighting to match up for both pictures. It’s kinda impressive.

[@EhhAsher]

Unclear Goals and he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for them meddling kids.

[@sleepycicada6231]

But they just flipped the pic? The light was still obviously different in both pictures, since the snow had a different hue in them

[@sabrexi7228]

indeterminate. art But at least the light was coming from the same angle. It’s better than a lot of edited posts.

[@sleepycicada6231]

@@sabrexi7228 true

[@jaydengladura880]

Unclear Goals thank you for your profile picture. It is hilarious

[@littlemissunoriginal4337]

5:32 This could be read one of two ways: 1) OP is lying about meeting Zedd's wife, as Sorrow read it 2) some lady told OP she was Zedd's wife and OP believed her

[@littlemisseevee2309]

Its at the funny number :0

[@littlemissunoriginal4337]

@@littlemisseevee2309 someone ruined it

[@littlemisseevee2309]

@@littlemissunoriginal4337 noooooo

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I don't even know who tf Zedd is so I dunno why some lady would lie about that

[@GippyHappy]

I am pretty sure it's the latter, like I knew a girl that insisted she was related to Gerard Way, but also named herself Gerard after him. Weirdos love to lie about being tangentially famous. Lady probably had a crush on Zedd and just liked lying about it. Like Marie from Breaking Bad, just make up stories to random strangers for fun.

[@iliketurtles5875]

“What have YOUR unvacced babies done that have surprised you?” Died

[@Star0gaze]

Underrated

[@Ph0n3numb3r]

No: "Lived past 3 years of age."

[@nkirukaj2384]

I don’t want to laugh, but I will 😂 🤣

[@lillian_the_snail]

i’ll do you one better: Lived

[@doky7174]

Sarah Tran but thats not surprising at all

[@kinetickell]

is anyone else concerned for the guy that DIPPED HIS CAT’S FACE IN YOGURT

[@castiandisciple8363]

Yes! I was thinking, "There's no way a cat would get that much yogurt on its face by itself." Some people shouldn't have animals.

[@jeffsmith9126]

I know! I felt so bad seeing the cats face it looked genuinely distressed!

[@windykar3705]

tasty cat to cook i guess

[@salrodriguez7052]

That dude doesnt deserve to have a cat smh I wish I could take the cat away and give to someone who would actually take care of it properly

[@SpiderRealm]

You should see the comments on the reddit post. Nearly everyone is calling him out and he keeps denying it!

[@RavenHaili]

15:10 I really hope she didn't dunk the kitten's face in yogurt. Because it kinda looks like she did.

[@Lndo-sh1xl]

Anything for a drop a clout

[@RavenHaili]

@@Lndo-sh1xl It really doesn't make sense to me, trying to impress people that don't give a shit. but then again it doesn't make sense to her that the defenseless kitten actually doesn't want yogurt on it's face, in its nose and eyes.

[@Dekubud]

She definitely did since cats can't even tolerate accidentally dipping the tip of their nose in their water bowl, so it's not possible for the kitten to have done that to itself. I hope it ran away and got a better home or she learned that pets are not toys.

[@X0E12]

That angered me so much ngl

[@whalesharko4465]

That literally made me want to strangle her and protect the poor guy from her

[@hadesfromspace]

Everytime i hear the "i asked the head chef, the line cooks, the dishwasher" i always picture a dude talking to the dishwashing machine.

[@publicfart]

really? I just see them talking to a woman /s

[@QIncarnate]

@public fart "Hey guys, *sexism*." "What's wrong? I was just being sarcastic!"

[@ridleylegassy]

That’s all I see in the mirror ever since I got a job as a dishwasher

[@bartdrent4740]

I must admit, the Law & Order intro was a nice touch. Merry Christmass my dear Sorrow.

[@mousetvalerie]

15:11 Can we just take a moment to acknowledge: In order to stage this photo, the owner had to PUT THE CAT'S HEAD into the yogurt container for long enough that there would be a coating on its head. Surely, SURELY that counts as animal abuse. SURELY.

[@alicyjinx8923]

It looks really distressed, I want to find its owner and dunk their face into yogurt.

[@qeedzhr]

She probably works for PETA

[@caesarthemonkey2488]

quit whining

[@KnaveSmig]

Freddy Spaghetti Sometimes people like you make me wonder how poor you had to be to sell your fucking empathy.

[@ibavider]

@@caesarthemonkey2488 i say very politely go to hell

[@HTPCYMC]

Mer Chrims to you too, Sorrow.

[@yahirperea4407]

Why are you every where?

[@johnorr8573]

How do you properly clean a metal computer

[@bingbonghafu]

No, it’s a Marreeeee Chrimaaaaaaa

[@Sinderance_]

Murry Crimbus

[@yerrrrr3485]

R E A L L Y

[@ansel569]

You can always tell when someone's stolen art by the title they give it. Most likely the original artist just titled it "painting" or "aasjdkfksjs.png'

[@chaosdude2345]

@CatX boulder.jpg

[@puzzled-head3493]

I use PaintToolSAI and have like 15 different "New Canvas 1"

[@DindellaTheDefender]

I usually name everything either something stupid like “That’s a Spicy Meatball” or random lyrics to a song. 😹 I can’t find jack diddly when looking for an art file. But will I change the majesty of how I name things? Absolutely not.

[@mgsgamer8340]

As an artist, I normally write my titles of my drawings as “ “

[@festumsolis]

This feels like a call out post

[@elladaines2066]

“What have your unvaxxed babies done that have surprised you?” Uh.... lived to be 2 and a half? Definitely wasn’t expecting that.

[@mar2d258]

haven't spread deadly diseases that were nearly eradicated 60 years ago with the advent of vaccinations.

[@elihudson5192]

I spit out my water because of you, it was worth it

[@elihudson5192]

Actually i told a lie, i wasnt drinking water....but thats still funny

[@rokko4047]

he bamboozled us

[@ashfraser3224]

15:09 ok but is anyone else like really pissed off and sad at the same time at this pic? Ik it doesn’t really look like much but if the cat didn’t actually try and take the yogurt then they might’ve have dunked the poor kittens face into it. Look how sad the the poor cat looks.

[@lelejane]

yeah i was thinking that too :-( poor baby

[@Funny_Chair_Man]

Cat wouldn't stick its head all the way in it, would've licked

[@ProteusRX]

imagine minding your own business and a guy just dunks you in yogurt for some shitty picture

[@IntergalacticSpaceKitten]

And it's still a tiny baby. :( And all that just for attention online too, sick.

[@ejburns]

Ava Fraser thats what i initially thought when i saw the post on IG and everyone was treating it like a meme but like????a kitten wouldnt dunk their whole head into a thing of yogurt????tf

[@eimearmulligan2735]

I volunteer with autistic children. Therapeutic Horse Riding. Those children are some of the funniest sweetest people i have ever met. Yes caring for them takes alot more time, effort and patience but so worth it. Even if vaccinations can cause autism (which they dont) i would much rather have a child with autism than have my child fall ill with a preventable disease.

[@dydlus]

Exactly. That's the dumbest argument anti-vaxxers have. "I'd rAthEr bUY 20 CoffINs fOR My FAmIly THAn haVE mY cHILDrEn ReQUIrE sLIGhTlY moRE ATTEntiON" Like... I have an autistic brother, and i'd rather have him be the way he is (learning everything, except 4 times slower) than have him die of, like, *THE COMMON COLD, BECAUSE HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM IS OCCUPIED WITH 20 OTHER DISEASES.*

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

This girl gets it.

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

Yes, and that's why their logic fails. Lets say vaccinations did cause autism 1% of the time (they don't), so what? I'd rather my child be autistic than dead.

[@fir-endflames]

UNDERRATED COMMENT.

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

Yep. As someone with Asperger's (A.K.A. high-functioning autism), it physically hurts me to hear people saying autism is so bad. I'll never know what experiencing the opposite end of the spectrum is like, but I still hate that shit with a passion.

[@biprr4993]

9:32 Everyone else should’ve put an image of the “I want to play fifa” as where the guys slide would’ve been so the teacher/professor would see why the part isn’t done

[@hata6290]

could you please, please, just use a bit better english, friend? :)

[@biprr4993]

Sodium Chloride fifa guy show teach person the texts

[@ratdad6021]

@@hata6290 ok so in a nutshell they should put that picture as a slide to show why the project isn't done, boom

[@princezuko9430]

YT Acc. he/she/xe used almost perfect english you need to shut the fuck up :)

[@denizkaragullu6239]

@@hata6290 Wait, isn't this comment's English perfectly fine though? Way to make me insecure about my English skills...

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

There's actually this disturbing "trend" in art communities where people would simply take official art from videogames/movies/anime/comics, grayscale and put pencil stroke filters on the picture, superimpose it on a photo of a sketchbook lying on a table, then post that photoshopped image online before claiming that they drew it from scratch.

[@squishyflesh4679]

Thats not a trend, thats art stealing and plain copyright. In an art community why would this be considered a trend when qe heavily hate stuff like this shit. Theres no way its a trend and getting support to be a trend. If it is then what the actual fuck??

[@latenightspaghetti7952]

Yoomie.03 I think he means it’s a trend among terrible people.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Exactly, hence the quotation marks. Meaning it's more of an epidemic of people exploiting technology for cheap bragging rights. I used to frequent this one Facebook art page and I kept on seeing these quite disturbingly often. When other members started calling these people out, they'd typically play victim and cry how they've lost the will to draw (apparently after getting busted for tracing before).

[@carsonallman3378]

Like every marvel dc instagram account lol

[@edenjaycollins6055]

I have actually done something similar to this, a few years back my brother found a really nice piece of concept art for Skyrim of Azura and wanted me to do a pencil drawing of it to frame and put on his wall for his birthday, and I did. The drawing is a black and white pencil drawing of the original, the thing is huge and took me about 150 hours to draw it, I ended up putting a picture online in a Skyrim group and I had a number of people tell me I didn't draw it and it was just a Photoshop of the original, kinda pissed me of because I did draw it but I get where they where coming from, I would never sell anything like this or pass the design of as my own. my piece drive.google.com/open?id=1ZfV-GjLYuNA5UjBokUYSXlQVLTQcT6NE The original vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/f/f2/Azura_Concept_Art_%28Skyrim%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111028152621

[@someguy1576]

Here’s to the Sorrow that brings me Christmas joy

[@someguy1576]

God Usoland Thank you kind Sir. Is your Avatar busting a nut?

[@someguy1576]

God Usoland Come o ye faithful

[@callumbatten3491]

POETRY: 100

[@somebody3639]

I am the one who ruined your 666 likes boiiiii

[@someguy1576]

DiscordedHowl Amen

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

"God forbid, parents will have to give a little bit of a shit about their child." 👌 beautifully put

[@tiacat11]

I still come back to this line whenever the discussion of parenting autistic kids comes up. It's just too good not to repeat.

[@njf1175]

0:38 You know she’s a Karen level two when she write for the title “farmacy” instead of “pharmacy”

[@voicelessglottalfricative6567]

that's the website but ok

[@crissy4445]

Nick Frutos Those darn vaccine farmers, they use too many chemicals on their crops. MMR on the cob causes AUTISM!!

[@voicelessglottalfricative6567]

@@jeremywoods770 That's true

[@highpineapple]

Misspelling doesn't make you a Karen, it makes you an idiot.

[@Asidders]

And Sorrow TV still bought the bullshit!

[@puppyhowler]

how bored do you have to be with your life to make false yelp reviews?

[@cloudytug]

I mean they could be trying to get the trusted reviewer or whatever its called which gives your comments more power (to get it you have to make a bunch of comments)

[@MinimiMax]

@@cloudytug Well I mean if you're going to do that, why try to sabotage the places you're reviewing in the process? Also, trusted reviewer or not, only negative comments just makes you look like you're never satisfied.

[@pollypockets508]

I think they are being paid by competitors.

[@michaelkarpinski1537]

Believe me middle class white people.

[@SaVanityVan]

They might be people who own competing businesses, or are affiliated with people who do, and are trying to smear the competition.

[@jeffj9099]

I'd like to hear about the "failed stage dive incident"

[@jamminjanet421]

Apparently he stage dived into the crowd and injured a woman. She then sued him. Not as exciting as I hoped.

[@Linosek279]

Liam Haley So he pulled a Watsky? No shade intended

[@Tubig4]

@@Linosek279 google it.

[@MrSHURIKENCHO]

@@jamminjanet421 Actually she was fine and then sued for something that happened the next day or whatever...it was a mess of a case and she finally won actually, but it was all BS....

[@Linosek279]

Dimitrios Demetriou Whooosh

[@zacharyhassan6352]

B I G A I D S

[@manicminer889]

Yes Good

[@pauulkubasek1815]

b i g t y m e a i d s

[@ghulam237]

@@pauulkubasek1815 shush the anti vaxers will hear

[@j-Gappy-h]

BIG AIDS TIME

[@StandardGoose]

"Is this really a picture of you?" "Don't worry about it."

[@roudorora8789]

_Millenials are killing the positive review industry_

[@eeveestar6826]

How do you get the slanted text??

[@primtve_dope9568]

@@eeveestar6826 *idk man, idk*

[@karlac3053]

_hmmm_

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

Millennials are MURDERING OTHER PEOPLE.... in new released video game by Rockstar.

[@rrkred3561]

*_hmmmm_*

[@potatofairy8535]

Are we just going to ignore the picture of the yogurt cat? Because ... It looks like she dunked the poor thing's face into it. I fear what other pictures she's going to use it for.

[@joelcampbell892]

yea it made me so damn angry

[@flickyy6342]

Ey, that's a nice pfp you got there

[@pants94]

Glitched Gamer Oh god......

[@demon212]

he definitely did i remember reading that thread. op tried to make a bunch of excuses but got fuckin rekt in the comments and then deleted his account

[@potatofairy8535]

@@joelcampbell892 Hope the little guy is okay

[@emiliew5553]

“what have YOUR unvaxxed babies done that have surprised YOU?” lived past 2. died the next day

[@ibavider]

2 days or 2 minutes

[@emiliew5553]

Cubic Water Bottle both. don’t ask

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

Uhh...

[@princezuko9430]

Cubic Water Bottle yes

[@oliviine5620]

You need to be a voice actor, someone needs to hire you for cartoons PETITION: MAKE SORROW TV A VOICE ACTOR

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

Mmhmm! He was pretty epic in _"My Immortal: Sundance Rejects"_

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

He _is_ a voice actor, he just doesn't do it professionally. Anyone can be called a voice actor if they've ever used their voice for any entertainment media.

[@CWGminer]

He is a voice actor, for his KZbin channel. Where he does it as a job (aka a profession).

[@controlledchaosstudios5364]

@@CWGminer then let's make him bigger!!! More professional!!! To the TV world!!!

[@c0smicc0re]

If I made a show I'd hire only reddit readers as the main characters.

[@MeAndMyAngelWings]

I love how HEATED JJ Watts was over the brownie scandal

[@billybob1831]

I would be equally heated. Brownies >>> vanilla ice cream. Although I would prefer to have both

[@sarahg2653]

"What has your unvaxxed child done to surprise you?" Contracted Measles. Though in hindsight, this shouldn't have surprised me.

[@coleblatter3343]

"You sit on a throne of lies." -Buddy the Elf

[@Error-lo8fs]

“I am?” “Yeah” “Well how would you like to be dead, huh?” -fake Santa

[@radioactiveseaotter]

“Are you dying?” “Yeah, sure”

[@dexah4842]

Comment before this blows up

[@garythesnail8863]

Karen’s unvaccinated kid: *has autism* Also Karen: *suprised pikachu face*

[@singe6264]

You are born with autism..... It has nothing to do with vaccines, it is a natural thing that can happen in your genes before you are born. It is natural. Please please get your facts straight and stop spreading false information. I know that you probably dident meant anything bad by it but please c'mon.

[@FlfyDfy]

@@singe6264 That's the point of the comment! Antivaxxers are often extremely prejudiced against people with Autism and believe that "Autism is a side effect of vaccines", and would probably be shocked and confused that their child has even a symptom of Autism. I have autism and I got the joke :/

[@cthonisprincess4011]

sherbertea :3 r/woooosh

[@LostInSpace22]

@@singe6264 dumbass

[@thecheese1120]

sherbertea :3 dumbass thought they were smart

[@droptopminivan6257]

I love how the person at 3:01 thought everyone would believe EVERY chair had a tree growing out of the exact spot it was placed

[@insertclanname]

'REALFARMACY.COM' Yep, definitely trustworthy.

[@turkeykorvid]

#thisisnotanMLM

[@fuccwit9098]

lars van de vooren his commentary on that was kind of a r/wooosh moment

[@jacencade4019]

im just gonna optimistically hope FARMACY is a play on farm and pharma. otherwise Deer God, hide your fawns.

[@hallmarket]

you cute js

[@fuccwit9098]

jacen cade it is

[@randompromises1038]

can people stop using autism as a crutch for their half-assed arguments bc autism really isn't as bad as they make it out to be. Edit : it would appear I also am autistic. Point still remains-it's not a terminal illness. The way allistics act as if THEY have autism is so fucking funny.

[@mitya1045]

honestly. im lowfunctioning on the spectrum and im literally just a normal person 😔

[@nikkikennedy8728]

My daughter is autistic, she's got a lot of struggles 😢 She will probably never be able to live alone and have a "normal" life. She's verbal, but has a very difficult time communicating and has elopement issues. Basically means she frequently tries to get out of the house which is absolutely terrifying. We've got alarms on EVERYTHING. She's a teenager now, but isn't able to do average teenage things like text or communicate on social media or anything like that. It breaks my heart. She will probably always live with me and her dad, going back and forth like she has since she was about 5. I know this definitely isn't the case for a lot of people on the spectrum. Many are able to lead "regular" lives, have jobs, their own place to live, and have families of their own.

[@CairnOwl]

@@nikkikennedy8728 Hey, as a fellow person on the spectrum, may I suggest letting her set her own pace and needs for accessibility in life and the house? It does help.

[@gayjayy]

@@nikkikennedy8728 She has a lot of struggles, probably because she lives in a society that is fundamentally set up against her, and not purely because of her autism. Society is very harsh to women, minorities, and disabled people.

[@brockroberts7243]

This is just not true at all, and kind of a pos thing to say. Ive seen kids who require constant supervision and mentally never grow beyond a toddler. It's a struggle for the whole family that i dont even want to imagine.

[@yeppe9855]

“What have your unvaxxed babies done to surprise you?” Uhh, surviving for more 3 years

[@house_cocoon]

Unvaxxed kid: When I grow up.. Antivaxxer mom: I'm gonna stop you right there

[@lizgayle14]

The hilarious thing is that they only make it that far because everyone else is vaccinated, and therefore not spreading things around to the unprotected kids. Then because their kid isn't getting sick (because other parents were responsible and protected their kids), they think they did the right thing. This will continue until the movement gets large enough that the safety bubble of protected kids isn't enough to keep sickness away from the non vaccinated, and sickness sweeps through them like fucking wildfire.

[@house_cocoon]

@@lizgayle14 Exactly

[@CalamityM]

@@lizgayle14 The worst part is, is that there are children who _can't_ be vaccinated. My sister had a severe allergic reaction to something in the measles (I think, this was over 20 years ago) vaccination and couldn't be vaccinated. She also allergic to penicillin so maybe there's a link there. Luckily I didn't have her condition and I received all mine so I wasn't likely to be a source of infection for her. But all those antivax bastards place children who are like my sister at life-threatening risk.

[@bruheffect6335]

r/murderedbywords

[@adorabletoaste]

Nah, i dont play Sausage: the gathering, i play Magic: the sausage.

[@EveryTimeV2]

At least I had some good memories and apparently inspired a girl who, possibly as a surrogate for someone else, left to do better things.

[@azelfdaboi5265]

I play Magic: Sausage Gathering

[@corngamming]

I only play the Sausager ruleset, wbu?

[@raulcuzco]

*I play sausage: the sausage*

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

the magic sausage

[@staudinga]

"Is this really your picture?" "Sure, why not? Might as well be."

[@buckyisdizzy]

Cool profile picture

[@hotelmario510]

Your little rant about "1 in 2 kids having autism" is one of the most heartening things I've heard in a while. So nice to see a fairly big KZbinr not being a bully to autistic people.

[@kieyvsquared6817]

*TOTALLY Happened* Last Christmas, I TOTALLY saved our Christmas tree after a 20 ft snake broke and almost knocked it down, then I lectured them all (including the snake) about the danger of vaccines and how the earth is flat. I also now have the snake. 100% TRUE STORY.

[@elenachew7345]

CyberBunny Studios *heeeeeey :(* you forgot to tell them about how a bear ate all our preseeeents! :(

[@_ajax_5226]

And all the presents clapped :D

[@blacksmithpiano]

CyberBunny Studios can confirm, I was the sound wave coming from the OPs mouth

[@kostastitos509]

Wait just a minute... Snakes cant understand our language...

[@gandhianastacio4644]

its true. i was the snake that is now a proud anti-vaxxer and flat-earther

[@zappawoman5183]

"LO" - stands for "little one". Yuck.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

That's somehow even worse than DS (darling son).

[@-cet]

dk- unvaccinated kid

[@RickyRiceB]

“I’m sorry little one”

[@ghulam237]

@@RickyRiceB yeah you better be you massive grape

[@angelinebejaran2906]

@@ghulam237 no u, you glorified Australopithetcus.

[@ashe4124]

I'm just thinking about how someone took their cat and forced its face into a pot a yoghurt, then took a photo blaming the cat for it. I'm still haunted with the image of the poor thing looking distressed and probably stinking of old yoghurt hours after it got cleaned off..

[@mikek4610]

A Glenister o no...that poor cat...now it has ptsd and needs therapy and is suicidal.....not

[@yuirick]

@@mikek4610 Who hurt you

[@alfie5289]

@@mikek4610 Cats _can_ be depressed or have ptsd trauma so youre wrong either way lmfao. I also don't see why youre making fun of a possibly abused animal.

[@mikek4610]

wixked not from one little dip in yogurt...stop being a snowflake

[@mikek4610]

Anos Anosn no one.....you should change your name anus

[@tysmith2248]

The Danny phantom thing is EXACTLY why I love this channel

[@ilovemywifey21307]

ok

[@dr.bright6272]

2:57 that was some wide spacing on wide chairs for an imaginary WW2 wedding

[@chuckled125]

Trying to sit on that would be like trying to sit on a toilet with the seat up

[@ratdad6021]

They're all in a different direction as well like there are extra bonus weddings

[@didimentioniplaythetrombon3454]

*In an Italian accent* We need za leg room.

[@denizkaragullu6239]

And very convenient of the trees to only grow where the chairs are

[@maomaomi5434]

Yeah and there's not a single patch of rust or discoloration on either of them. And who in their right mind uses KINDERGARTEN CHAIRS for a WEDDING?!

[@---kp1hm]

In the x-ray one, the fibula isn’t even broken.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Fibula? More like a fib-ula.

[@NtQueryInformationProcess]

@Angelique Turk I have no idea lol

[@despacitohey8145]

@Angelique Turk it a joke

[@wormthirtyfour]

@Angelique Turk fib means lie

[@wormthirtyfour]

As in "he's telling fibs" = he's telling lies

[@diamondbluebook]

4:15 please just post that one scene. Just, please, so i can send it to so many people

[@Mariana-mk2po]

just download the video and then cut the clip out

[@bruciex4574]

send it to me on insta when you get it please its @bruce.gooijer i need that video

[@diamondbluebook]

How tf do i do any of those things???

[@insomniacraccoon]

On it my friend. edit: IT IS DONE. THE SHITTIEST QUALITY AND A WEIRD WATERMARK BUT I DID IT. YOURE WELCOME. I WASTED AN HOUR OF MY CHRISTMAS ON THIS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU WEIRD FUCKS

[@MissRIOTbegins]

up with this

[@merchantziro4285]

10:37 As someone who has worked for my High School's TV Broadcasting and has edited many segments for about 2-3 years now, I agree and relate to your rant, 110%.

[@shrekonion8307]

Well to me it seemed like he got mad at nothing its like no he doesnt know he said so wtf are you mad at

[@Nixiefr]

@@shrekonion8307 it's the fact that turning a single image into greyscale a common thing is like editing a video in the guys mind

[@yes5181]

5:49 come on. We all know that if your choosing brownies or ice cream, you do ice cream WITH browniez

[@spaicklesauce754]

Killer King *Hugs* I KnOw I'M nOt tHe OnLy OONNNNnnENENIWEOWEWJEOWNEP

[@muffin7483]

@GRAPE Wait, you've never done that before?

[@Dmm3]

But then you are not choosing brownies or ice cream, that is like asking would you rather have a cat or a dog if you can only have one and then you just say both. The whole point is you choose one of the two.

[@muffin7483]

@GRAPE Dude! You're seriously missing out!

[@chancedidyoutube1001]

Butter peecan and chocolate is crean oof

[@neonmonster4629]

15:17 to be completely honest that photoshop isn’t that bad

[@magebotr8357]

Neon Monster eeh. It doesn’t look to hard to pull off after you look at the original photo.

[@cashminimum]

they flipped the truck to have the proper lighting, honestly thats some impressive dedication

[@mattshap9731]

Could’ve used more color correction on the person though. Too blue to match the truck. And the line work is kind of sloppy, very angular and sharp.

[@twat9954]

Duribethin hello

[@pyjamadan9848]

The guy looks blue, not sure if that’s the original pic or just in comparison

[@sheeplord8974]

I love how many voices you can do. It's really difficult to voice an opposite gender, and you manage to portray each person through just voice. It's great!

[@altusshow7574]

I know it's been a few years, but man I'd love to see you comeback. You were the only channel doing these that was worth watching.

[@hakim6158]

I love these occasional videos from my fav hamster vlog channel

[@undead9999]

I think "LO" stands for Little One. Anyway, these people are really something else xD

[@CountessvonHuck]

Yes, LO is Little One.

[@samson4725]

Countess von Huck I'm pretty sure it's loved one

[@Horzuhammer]

_Living one?_

[@blazingbuizel7194]

I claim LO

[@dr.bright6272]

Nah it stands for Lo, short for Louie, which is short for Louise, which is short for Louisiana. This joke is too long

[@Popplio3323]

Autism is not a bad thing. I have a best friend who haas non-vocal autism and he's my best friend. He's made a lot of progress in school and I can't wait until he graduates

[@Cornkernal2101]

Lucas Laliotis “I have a best friend and he’s my best friend”

[@kimifw58]

It... _is_ a bad thing. It's a developmental disorder. It hinders our ability to function, and there's no known cure for it. Just because it's manageable doesn't mean it's not a problem.

[@RasEli03]

I have aspergies and I really don't appreciate the hate the autism division gets. I haven't found some huge thing that makes me different to over people, yeah I maybe learn the slowest but I excel in the areas/subjects I'm interested in like history, art or health. Some of my closest friends and family (that aren't autistic) say that I am very smart and wise. I don't know how I could get those kinds of powers. But I guess all those vaccines really paid of then.

[@someonessidechannel1485]

@@kimifw58 It's *not* bad. Yes, I understand that some autistics are never able to speak, and yes I know that autism can make life difficult. I can "pass" pretty well as neurotypical, but there's others that can't, and what they need is support, not being told they're "bad" because they didn't develop the same way. Fun fact, we have feelings too, and we tend to internalize them without even realizing it. At least, I do.

[@someonessidechannel1485]

@Noah Farmer its because, according to internet lore, "autistics" are ten year olds with no 'manners'

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

"Who in their right mind would choose ice cream over brownies?" *Slowly raises hand*

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

Same, my friend. Same.

[@KOT_AMV]

HERESY

[@blanksl8173]

Plain vanilla tho? Plain vanilla is basically white bread with brainfreezes

[@Angelicguardion]

As someone with gluten allergies I have to go with the ice cream

[@compositebow151]

Actually i would choose texas sheet cake(its a type of brownie)over normal brownies brownies

[@Waterwatcher6]

LO=Little one for anyone wondering.

[@vickituz640]

I know I sound stupid, but what does OP mean (as used in reddit)

[@lunarmuse6079]

@@vickituz640 Original Poster

[@Waterwatcher6]

Vicki Tuz orginal post or poster

[@Waterwatcher6]

2341 5h4m3 lol true. I only know it because I came across it when i was pregnant with my son.

[@vickituz640]

@@Waterwatcher6 thx

[@LouisOnAir]

Thanks for helping to fight ignorant views on autism. I know this is a comedy channel and all but it actually is really nice to see.

[@r4b1d_r0b0t]

69th like

[@baconpantsable]

We in the Aspie comunity salute you

[@NikkyKicks]

Also I’ve read that article - basically this professor doesn’t understand how statistics work at all. She’s took the current rate of increase and extrapolated it all the way to 2027, which isn’t sound - using that method you could go however many decades further into the future and have a 100% rate of autism which is ridiculous. The current ‘increase’ in autism diagnosis is probably due largely to past ignorance and could very well plateau soon. And if it doesn’t that’s not a big deal either, frankly, but my point is that it isn’t just ignorant and prejudiced, but dumb af.

[@racheltempalski4543]

As someone with autism thanks trendcrave we actually aren’t that much different from normal kids at least I’d like to hope so 😅

[@mikek4610]

Louis Hypothetical 85% of autism diagnoses are bullshit

[@mysterylobster]

This is almost as rad as me smoking 30 pounds of cocaine in 20 minutes, dude 🤟🏾🤟🏾 This is a joke. Stay in drugs, Eat your school, Don’t do vegetables.

[@riley_maybe]

Rowley Osoti 👌

[@Problamo]

wtf my school's made of bricks at least give me a discount

[@RaechelleJ]

I totally agree with the vegetable thing. Less is best

[@Plasstyre]

I'm sorry, I've been doing vegetables for years.

[@hemIocked]

I smell an Odd1sOut reference... Also, if you did copy it from James's video...oh, the irony.

[@cupofdirtfordinner]

5:57 what about plain vanilla ice cream ON brownies? that is where the money is. if you have not tried that yet, do it. its AMAZING.

[@usagi7289]

EEMOWJEE my family on moms' side loves blondies. blondies are just blonde brownies

[@brokenwave6125]

@@usagi7289 Meaning they aren't brownies.

[@ratdad6021]

Yeah because brownies are the most dry stuff out there, I despise brownies by themselves

[@cupofdirtfordinner]

@@ratdad6021 what the fuck kinda sandy sahara desert desserts are you consuming my guy

[@azelfdaboi5265]

@@ratdad6021 what kind of brownies are you eating sir what the fuck

[@Intheflesh1]

you seem like the type of guy who would say “r/woooosh” in real life

[@ouijacorn]

"LO" obviously stands for Loan Officer, SorrowTV. That unvaccinated baby already has a career in mortgage financing. What has YOUR baby done?

[@mikek4610]

ouijacorn a career in mortgage financing? How did it get so good before dying at 7 years old?

[@ouijacorn]

@@mikek4610 Live fast, die young- antivaxxers do it well.

[@spiritualbeetle120]

ouijacorn live more than 6 months

[@mikek4610]

ouijacorn sadly...its the vaccinated anti vaxxers that lived too long

[@pHofsevn]

@@mikek4610 you really need to stop

[@definitelynotofficial7350]

Ok, no, half of the population isn't autistic, that's ridiculous. It's one thing to recognize that there are undiagnosed autistic people and that the spectrum has expanded to encompass more people, but claiming it's like 50% is just a butchery of the definition.

[@Brynwyn123]

It's estimated were between 1 in 60 and 1 in 80 depending on the source

[@skylararcana]

WeLL YOu JuST HaVE TO BLaME ThoSE vACCinEs MaN. ThEY'Re BaD FOr OUr KiDS. THaTS WHy HalF Of The PopUlATion Is AutIsTiC *insert emojis here*

[@suntzu3541]

Youre right man. Its not 50% autists. Its 50% retards currently. Have you been outside or talked to people? Most people are fucking R E T A R D E D

[@wiskyvet]

My kid is considered autistic. He has Asperger's. His IQ is out there. I think most really smart people are like this. Do you watch The Good Doctor or seen Beautiful Mind (just as examples)? It's just an odd thing about them and how they interact, but it most definitely is NOT retarded. If anything, it's brutal honesty combined with high intelligence.

[@definitelynotofficial7350]

@@wiskyvet I never said they're "retarded", or bad, or anything like that. Unless you're not replying to me.

[@HogansHuskies]

4:14 this is now officially the r/quityourbullshit theme tune - genius! XD

[@Ace-dn3lw]

I was waiting for the punchline in that song and spit out my drink when he whispered, "quit ya bullshit"

[@ThalmorJusticar]

Ngl the editing in the last one was pretty well done. Surprised he thought to line up the shadows by flipping the image but didn’t think people would recognize the two individual pictures.

[@Jagad88]

Mörk kommentar

[@fryergurothad]

It weren't bad but it's not like we needed Captain Disillusion to figure it out, the tracing for the crop looks off but fur will do that. I'll agree it was a good effort though

[@roseblue1063]

I got my pictures stolen by this girl and she legit made a whole universe about how she as me was dating a boy in my school and in a love triangle with another one. One of my classmates found out and she told me, when I confronted her she told me that " she felt ugly" and she needed "to protect her face" because of her opinions. The worst part SHE CALLED ME UGLY WHILE STEALING MY PHOTOS AND PRETENDING TO ME.

[@mikek4610]

Rose Blue what a twat

[@N0rthernPrince03]

oof, poor you

[@Sam-cv2fj]

Holy

[@pissfuckfiddleshitard5853]

10:16 live longer than 3 years lmao

[@K.D.Meyers]

You were at 100 likes I broke it I'm sorry You're welcome

[@K.D.Meyers]

@Ethan Bush I give you the cup of sainthood and the badge of being a great human🏆📛 also a subscribe

[@K.D.Meyers]

@Ethan Bush NOOOOO SOMEONE ELSE BROKE IT I have to unlike now 😣

[@K.D.Meyers]

@Ethan Bush I'VE GOT TORPEDOS ARMED AND READY, AWAITING ORDERS

[@K.D.Meyers]

@Ethan Bush 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 TEN DIRECT HITS, BUT THEIR NUMBERS ARE INCREASING! WE NEED BACKUP!

[@caliqm2199]

"Are you the girl in your photo" ... "Yeah,sure let's go with that"

[@thehuffliestpuff2620]

I barely know how to edit a video, and although I'm not anywhere up to your level I feel your pain. I'm the go to editor for school project vids and those are days of my life I will never get back

[@walrusArmageddon]

Oh yeah, I feel that pain, too. Go to director, actor, and editor. One of my favorite times in high school though

[@DCNRS90YT]

I used to edit my videos a few years ago, and yeah. I can't help but feel disgusted.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Hey that’s not very christian of you!

[@chiliboi1951]

IKR this is supposed to be a clean Christian channel

[@Fanrose2475]

You talking mad shit form someone within Evangelical distance

[@JayLeu]

kremit the frog That’s not very Santa’s Nice List of you

[@christopyper1287]

What are you talking about? Where is the blasphemy?

[@bigdaddy7956]

This isn’t a Christian channel tho.

[@nosaline5981]

4:14 is easily the best part of this video.

[@spicey_spicer]

*Yes*

[@TheAveragePalico]

Badadadadadabadada *quit your bullshit*

[@tseye2478]

The part that made me laugh is at the very end for a split second he tried to keep his laughter

[@madman3428]

0:29 I like how they can’t even spell “Pharmacy” correctly

[@Geedis287]

“realfarmacy” (X) Doubt

[@voicelessglottalfricative6567]

that's the website and realpharmacy domain was probably already taken

[@gregoryfenn1462]

Farmaysee

[@hoppa6561]

My mom killed herself *And then everybody clapped*

[@terraxgaming4117]

Its true I was the mom

[@hoppa6561]

@@B.O.C and then everybody clapped

[@yumemiki3786]

@@B.O.C the ticket clapped

[@hoppa6561]

@Arrow Head Whoosh my guy, just Whoosh

[@lhering]

14:30 "I was only inspired by my classmate's homework, pls believe me teacher."

[@frog4974]

Thank you Sorrow for such a great Christmas!! Lol what? My cat must've grabbed my phone from my purse, unlocked it, went to KZbin, found this video, and typed in that comment! Then, Hitler rose from the dead, and started attacking people. Luckily, I was right by the graveyard giving a speech for some important person (dont remember who.) I quickly pulled the katana I use for Judo out of my underwear, cause magic, duh. Then, I sliced Hitler in half and killed him, and evryone clapped. Suddenly, Channing Tatum came out of the bush, and kissed me! Then everryone and the cat clapped as he proposed to me on top of Hitler's lifeless corpse! *WhAt A cRaZy WoRlD wE lIvE iN!!!*

[@ELGG1894]

*ThEN EveRY ONe AnD tHE cAT ClApPeD*

[@damienholland2k7]

If you want to make this believable then maybe edit that last part in

[@frog4974]

@@damienholland2k7 I got u fam

[@connierose29687]

The disabled women with the guide dog pic that the catfish sent him was also from a uk guide dog site.

[@vanmaggit7747]

15:10 this makes me really sad because look at the kittens face it looks as if that person shoved it's head into the yogurt

[@Caroniver_Robocacci]

Oh, they definitely shoved their cat's face in yogurt. No cat would shove their face in like that. They eat with their tongues.

[@vanmaggit7747]

So that cat just gonna shove they whole ding dang face into the container like "gimme dat shit" no i think even a cat is smart enough to just lick the surface of the yogurt and not plunge they're whole fucking face into it

[@N0rthernPrince03]

yeah i know right! It's almost frustrating to me, tbh

[@tealeafmissiles]

right? poor baby😤😤

[@crstone0]

Also - why're they holding that poor cat like that? Poor lil' kitten.

[@skeltonslay8er781]

“What has your unvaccinated kid done that surprised you?” Me: lived.

[@sciencenerd218]

4:14 is the best thing ive ever heard

[@crus_crus]

sciencenerd218 what is the original song from?

[@Cryinghh]

@@crus_crus Its the main theme of a cartoon called Danny Phantom

[@crus_crus]

Max thank you. I agree with you, it is the best thing ever.

[@miaraeparson3301]

I really want this to be my ringtone

[@slendergal1219]

@@miaraeparson3301 Same

[@clayjack9969]

10:36 this is literally what got Eddie Brock fired from The Daily Bungle in Spider-Man 3.

[@Ace-dn3lw]

Eddie needs to learn

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

the daily *bungle*

[@adewin1955]

Only a Mr. Bungle would do that

[@dingleberryhandpump802]

0:54 That's my primary thought when I think of anti-vaxxers freaking out about "vaccines causing autism". "OMG, I'll have to actually BE A PARENT instead of letting TV parent my kids so I can continue to be a vapid shit."

[@drwhoscumrag]

Dingleberry Handpump I’m calling everyone I see tomorrow a “vapid shit”

[@dansnell5774]

REAL *_FARMACY_*

[@house_cocoon]

@ANU please tell me you're joking...

[@house_cocoon]

@ANU and even if that is a joke, don't use the word retardation. It's incredibly offensive and can make you sound like a complete asshole.

[@house_cocoon]

@ANU Also, please inform me on where you got that information in the first place. I've never seen any evidence suggesting that the mental health rates are going up.

[@marinebiowh0re458]

Dear SorrowTV, I listen to ur videos when I’m working out at the gym. I’m not athletic at all and was in danger of being overweight when I decided to go over last summer. I lost 10 lbs over four months which is more than I’ve ever done. Trying to stay on track and ur videos really help me in staying active by listening to your funny narration. Thanks man

[@dragonaise2417]

What? I never knew it was pronounced tuson and not tuKson

[@rudyRevilo]

Sometimes it can also be chook-son. It all depends on who you are

[@redperil668]

I'm from Tucson and it's is pronounced "tu-son"

[@rudyRevilo]

muselk's #1 fan there must be dozens of us. The chook version is dene

[@americanbadger6986]

Dumb shit

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

@@redperil668 which do you prefer muselk's tf2 videos or his fortnite videos.

[@MarcHarrisx]

"...payed by Big AIDS to keep it quiet." this might be your best line in any video. i coughed on my water when you dropped it on me...

[@Smurfson]

I actually disagreed to the on quityourbullshit of the dude who made the skyrim piece. Although it may be easy to be skeptical about it being the amazon piece, it’s wayyyyy too simplified in comparison to the one you can buy on amazon.

[@thecaptainsnark]

It looks like they tried to replicate it, which, is kind of complimentary if people think it's fake.

[@Smurfson]

Connor Thornton true true, i can definitely see that

[@mattshap9731]

The one on Amazon has little spikes up by the loop that his doesn’t have

[@uncle1886]

Smurfson wow you’re right!! It doesn’t even have the eye on it....that poor guy put so much effort into that lol. Now he just gets called a liar for all of it

[@uncle1886]

And I guess it’s missing two top inner spikes, as well as less detail on the wing surface and completely different sheens, maybe even metals lol. Wish we could see the bottom of the remake...I’m betting it’d have even more differences!

[@Jessie_Helms]

Merry Christmas Sorrow! Hope you had a good time today :) Great video too, you and SootHouse are the only Redditers I still watch but dang I doubt I’ll ever stop watching your stuff.

[@typicaltoree5176]

I fart it

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

Justin Helms Redditors*

[@jedikraft1655]

Justin Helms you mean mer chrims

[@iCheeto31]

@@typicaltoree5176 wha-

[@TinyVio-Lynn]

There was actually a person dressed up as a knight that would move and lunge toward you in the haunted mansion at Disneyland. This was in the 80’s. Right near the floating candle.

[@basedokadaizo]

never one dressed as a skeleton though, and never had whispering as part of the script. as one of those weirdos that extensively studied the ride for fun, that nearly caused me to literally REE

[@alissawilliams3435]

桑田怜恩 actually there was a skeleton, so quit your bullshit.

[@silvershocknicktail6638]

15:00 Wait, wait, wait.....does this mean they potentially.....picked up their tiny kitten.....and dunked it in yogurt? For Reddit karma? Urge to John Wick, rising.

[@niconicokms1424]

Thanks for this Christmas present daddy sorrow

[@katbird2699]

In the hospital rn, this just made everything a whole lot more bearable

[@whaddup4694]

Kat meow r/quityourbullshit

[@_Funaroma]

Lyric DeRose-Oliver how do you know they’re lying?

[@guythatlovescats4438]

Hope all goes well

[@carwynscorner]

Lyric DeRose-Oliver What would imply that they're lying? I don't get it

[@arsony1775]

feel better man!!

[@halthelesbian1377]

Just FYI- “LO” stands for “little one” on Facebook

[@thattempleguy6712]

FYI... Frozen yoghurt Inc.

[@thenightjackal]

@@thattempleguy6712 Inc... I nudged chimichangas.

[@K.D.Meyers]

@@thenightjackal Chimichangas- Charlie H. is my introverted cat, he ate nine goldfish and sobbed.

[@thenightjackal]

@@K.D.Meyers I'm sorry, little one.

[@bullgerbil842]

I literally just found your channel by KZbin's miraculous algorithm and I'm screaming that it doesn't get taken down. This is pure 100% entertainment that I need

[@loneshewolf74]

"What have your unvaxxed babies have done that suprised you?" "I dunno... turned out to be autistic anyway but it wasn't nearly as horrible as we were brainwashed to believe?"

[@IH8YT]

They died

[@classicgamers2702]

Abraham Lincoln also said let's go to a play and that didn't work out to well

[@tunesmelodia]

Haha

[@SteviiLove]

Am i a bad person for laughing?

[@classicgamers2702]

@@SteviiLove isn't everyone got a dark sense of humor these days but yes

[@rfmerrill]

"LO" stands for "little one", which these days makes you sound like a DDLG dom instead of a parent.

[@mandyspaswick7116]

Forgive my ignorance, but what does DDLG mean?

[@invalelin834]

@Mandy Spaswick Daddy Dom / Little Girl.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

It really does.

[@ArukiTsukaru]

"I'm sorry LO"

[@mandyspaswick7116]

@@invalelin834 Cheers big guy

[@DarkmagicSweetheart]

Listen...I know this video is like two years old, but I actually had a similar experience to the story at 13:22. I was on Facebook looking at Jacksepticeye/Markiplier groups to join or just to see if anyone had reposted my art on them (cause it does happen). I came to this on that let me look at the photos as it was a public group. I came across a girl who had posted my art of Anti-jacksepticeye, claiming it as their own, and asking where they could post it for Jack's Septicart event. When I read through the comments someone had asked if they were me (are you Darkmagic Sweetheart) and you know what...she said yes, she said she was ME! Not only that, but the post was a year old. A FULL YEAR OLD! I have a pretty good support net of followers that help me out a lot at spotting things like this, but I had never heard of this post or the girl. I immediately messaged one of the admins for the group and said I needed to talk to them about something important for the group they ran. At first they said they were busy and to try someone else, but then I asked, "Even for identity theft?" They totally freaked and made a group chat with all the admins to talk out what was going on. Luckily, they got the post taken down, and the girl banned from like four KZbin related FB groups as they constantly apologized about this slipping past them for so long. Sadly...I found her Twitter later on and she had actually posted for the event. It only had 4 hearts though. I got that taken down to and the left Twitter all together after that. Just thought I'd share since the post reminded me of my own experience. :D

[@mar2d258]

I genuinely appreciate everything you do. the best thing I did this year was discover your channel. also, I very much love your hamster. you should just have a continuous stream of him in the corner of each video. anyway, I love you both and thank you for your hard work. have a great new year!!!

[@crocodile6523]

Is videoing even a word? Wouldn’t it be recording? Maybe recording is for only audio?

[@saintpansy]

Snek Filming would be the proper word

[@riley_maybe]

Or video taping

[@thenightjackal]

@Blindi Because records are sound only...

[@alonsan3977]

@Blindi it does my dude

[@gregmcgregginton574]

It is and the british use it often

[@chanelplays4316]

Lmao my cat typed this i didnt wrote it 😂😂😂

[@phishfood58]

Gaming Dood thats cat grammar for you

[@karlac3053]

@@phishfood58 hl c otwjtz

[@justinbaxter7640]

You have the Einstein of cats, use him wisely

[@jaysonklein6018]

Meow me-meow! Typed up cat translation: That's bullshit!

[@tylerjohn7497]

O o o f f f

[@thetableoflegend9814]

1 in 2 children will have autism I love how people instantly assume that this means completely non-functional autism, and no one thinks about the people who have autism but are totally self-sufficient...