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[@feartheghus]

The mafia controlled pool is the best joke.

[@aibolife3627]

Would 100% go there

[@katchupp5067]

the flu shot one had me dying

[@Niagaranobs]

The mafia controlled pool is the "best joke."

[@jonahj9519]

The “baptized” sign is just hilarious. This is how the Catholic mafia deals with their enemies.

[@jahncarlos7941]

Where is the MONEY? Say it or il baptize the hell out of you!

[@okspaceman8126]

Yeah. Well send ya straight to god

[@johnnywaffles2482]

They baptize them but dont let them above the water until the bubbles stop

[@relic6457]

@@johnnywaffles2482 i see you've watched sorrows other vids

[@thatbacon4104]

NGL I guess it can be another way for rephrasing rape

[@echadwick3916]

"Tony's had like 6! He's lovin' 'em! Aren't ya, Tony?" *D E M O N I C N O I S E S*

[@ascendedcat260]

"That guy is never getting the fluc

[@fritzy8318]

a s c e n d e d c a t ‘Fluc’ Lolwut

[@duwang4288]

*"D E M O N I C" N O I S E S*

[@audreydelaughter4320]

*D E M O N I C “N O I S E S”*

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

*"D E M O N I C" N O I S E S*

[@HTPCYMC]

Therapist: “cheese” doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you. “Cheese”:

[@nightfuryyassamaru1683]

You're everywhere. You're like Justin Y. 2.0.

[@fino8566]

@@nightfuryyassamaru1683 except he's somehow even less funny and original

[@Bvnzie]

Are you even real. You’re “everywhere.”

[@nightfuryyassamaru1683]

What if he really is Justin Y but with a different username? *The plot thickens.*

[@jeltje50]

I love how you can see how you wrote this comment the second the video started. just for a few likes. Fucking Lol.

[@demkidsplayinvideogames4875]

I love watching “Sorrow TV”

[@TheDepressedChemist]

I also "love" watch him

[@vortexastar193]

He's such a "great" Reddit "commentator", a really "funny" guy!

[@bep935]

* "love" "watching"

[@eatacidseegod6241]

I love “watching” sorrow tv

[@jotakyininoo2758]

"I" love watching Sorrow TV

[@miitch99]

You come to me... On the day of my daughter's "pool party."

[@trapdoorguppi]

Lmao

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

The "Be Atles" consisting of Jon Lemon Paul McCarthy Geoffrey Harriston and Ringo

[@c-moon9770]

Jeeves Anthrozaur You mean Bingo??

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

BINGO!

[@TheBrotherGrim]

Nah, pretty sure generic Ringo is still just Ringo *sad trombone"

[@evanwhite5704]

Jon Leanon Pat McCaffrey Gerald Harvey And Bingo

[@pangolothian]

And it's actually Ringo.

[@TheChronicKronic]

The Greg Sestero one is a reference to The Room, since he plays the 'Mark' in 'Oh hi, Mark'

[@xMorphineKisses]

Thank god someone else noticed that too.

[@Dan-pv1hu]

Yeah glad more than a few picked up on that reference.

[@jmcjmc2007]

r/woosh!

[@bladez479]

Yeah, that one was 100% intentional. Everyone got whooshed

[@divatheeva7519]

I was screaming at my phone trying in vain to get Sorrow to notice

[@clouds7023]

This subreddit makes me feel an emotion that doesn’t exist, it’s a mix between suspicion, distress and something else

[@Doublemonk0506]

'Pleasure'

[@corbid5093]

-yes I stole this from tumblr- _quotations matter;_ 1. 'congratulations' on your baby 2. congratulations on 'your' baby 3. congratulations on your 'baby'

[@cd1737]

Congratulations ‘on’ your baby

[@sock8990]

1: sarcasm 2: cheating accusation 3: what people say before they die in an alien horror movie

[@ravioli-45]

3: It isn't a real human baby

[@shinygastly2242]

Commenting Guy Oh I thought it was the baby not being really like Danielle Cohn

[@lastprism5115]

4.congratulations 'on' your baby

[@supersammich344]

No one: KZbin: I see you uploaded a new video... here's some "revenue" for your "monetized" upload. BTW we just "love" your "family friendly" hamster videos.

[@limboprime5926]

SUPER SAMMICH “hamster”

[@CoolestMcGuy]

@@limboprime5926 "ham"

[@limboprime5926]

Micha Bloemberg “Ster”

[@CoolestMcGuy]

@@limboprime5926 "St"

[@limboprime5926]

Micha Bloemberg “S”

[@ascendedcat260]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse "18" "Free" "Safe" "Legal"

[@CottonCookie47]

Also "Do Not"

[@muczkapl]

Raviaoli ravialoi Kanna is a "legal" loli.

[@seereebee]

"Cheese"

[@ravioli-45]

If you are "18" it is "safe" and "legal" to get "free" "alcohol"

[@ascendedcat260]

@spicywatermelon Our website is always "free" to visit We certainly aren't installing viruses onto your computer to hack your credit card information to us, it's always 100% "free"

[@jaysonklein6018]

>Bird Lube >"It works" Ok, somehow I almost spat out my soda. I think it's because how nonchalant Sorrow's approach was.

[@coconutegg5095]

"It just works"

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@@coconutegg5095 Every time you open the bottle it just shouts "KEKKA DAKE DA" and then your project is complete.

[@silverdrag0n_]

i wanna talk about pornography for birds

[@coconutegg5095]

@@silverdrag0n_ i mean i guess??

[@sarabalenzano8649]

chaoticmad1son i see u with that mcelroy reference, you sly dog

[@xhisteriah]

3:33 is actually notated right because the cars of non-churchgoers get thrown in the nearby lake

[@skogräv]

Original: I need a “flute” teacher But, what if: I need someone to “polish” my “horn” I need someone to “adjust” my “mouthpiece” I need someone to “finger” my “toneholes” I need someone to “pluck” my “strings” I need someone to “touch” my “fretboard” I need someone to “bang” my “drum” I need someone to “wet” my “reed” I need someone to “buzz” into my “trumpet” I need someone to “mold” my “embouchure” I need someone to “oil” my “valves” I’ll stop now lol XD

[@DukeCyrus]

My inner band geek resonates with this

[@nolongerusing7430]

Ok I think you went too "far".

[@complimentbotd7232]

I need someone to "give me a hand job" on my "penis"

[@ascendedcat260]

@@complimentbotd7232 I need someone to "pleasure" my "genitalia"

[@randompromises1038]

i'm in band and this hit hard

[@johnk2070]

I thought this would be literal quotes from people but im "stupid" apparently

[@Centaursixtysix]

Suspicious “quotes”

[@charimuvilla8693]

@@Centaursixtysix Are you "sure" they are suspicious?

[@ShowboxVA]

@@charimuvilla8693 You must be _"new"_ here.

[@Nouta1]

This is what I thought too

[@ezekielmartin4323]

400th like

[@TheGlob420]

3:45 that german scottish jamaican accent was beautiful

[@littlemarc3986]

Ikr, it was divine

[@peppermink2200]

He's a man of many voices

[@shannalese]

Ikr...

[@musicaladventure5]

i want an entire country filled with people of that exact accent combination XD

[@TheOther-Dude]

I didn't expect to like it as much as I did...

[@lazy2452]

"on the day of my daughters wed- pool party" Lmao

[@jordanhicks5131]

Who says you cant have a pool party wedding? That's the most Scottsdale Arizona thing that has ever been said I think....

[@m8k235]

so true lmao

[@jpearseed1179]

That "Bible Reading" seems like BDSM. You know, Bible Discussion Study Meeting

[@angelbabies7]

Have you seen the clip of Extreme Love with the "Swingers for Jesus"?

[@deannaproctor1168]

Bad education much

[@galaxylaurels3539]

"Remembers meme about Cap. America". " Lol".

[@kylelee1911]

Ya I always wondered why they bring whips and chains may be they're reinacting the passion of the christ

[@natalie-1592]

Book Discussion Society Maudlin

[@reptilez13]

The "heart shaped" one seemed actually accurate. Very accurate.

[@finsmithers7407]

Very “accurate”

[@2MeterLP]

Yes, "heart shaped". These are in no way glowing bike nuts.

[@gothbimbo9470]

Truck nuts for bikes are not something I expected... but not something I appose...

[@raptor2265]

No one: Internet shopping: *_B I K E S T I C L E S_*

[@soundwave8475]

11:41 wow, Sorrow makes a very convincing "Beatle"

[@paxtonl1330]

Soundwave84 He really is “talented”

[@Nouta1]

@@paxtonl1330 I really "like" his "content"

[@angrybidoof847]

The " avril" "lavigne" clearly just believes in the imposter "conspiracy"

[@kapz7335]

It’s not a conspiracy if we know it’s true

[@HelplessFangirl]

I bet her name is “Melanie”

[@angrybidoof847]

@@kapz7335 hench the "quotes"

[@donnylurch4207]

Greg Sestero is a star of the movie "The Room." That one was an r/whoosh on you, my friend.

[@LucianoRussoMusic]

"thaank youu"

[@rinoz47]

What a "story", mark

[@terraxgaming4117]

"Interesting"

[@softbabeh]

Donny Lurch I “believe” you

[@Oyasumi05]

Who and what

[@billygranzow1331]

4:40 Dad's been “40” for 20 years now. He's younger than his son

[@EvilMunkee08]

Dr Dragon 117 SPEEDWAGON

[@AT96123]

SPEEEEDWAGOOOOOONEE

[@Deedoo_r]

Mom only hit you up the day before

[@scaredstar9127]

That some ash and pokemon logic

[@snowyukino7366]

SpeeeEEEDOWAGONNNNM

[@AngryKirbyHatesYou]

I only listen to Farm Emo. Welcome To The Pig Parade is my favorite song

[@LoafOfWeb]

My favorite is ring of fire

[@emowoji]

@@LoafOfWeb woosh?

[@wakawakawakawaka8804]

@@emowoji " woosh"

[@LoafOfWeb]

WakaWaka WakaWaka whoosh for what

[@dragonaise2417]

When i was a young boy my father took me into the farm

[@cardendietrich6873]

I swear, still to this day, no one can deliver these the way Sorrow could

[@babalovesyou]

Very true

[@BurnEdOutOne]

The Greg Sestero one wasn't a mistake. Greg Sestero is the co-star "Oh Hai Mark" of Tommy Wiseau's "The Room", so they were intentionally quoting the title when giving him his hotel space.

[@thesamon123]

Dafuq you're "right"

[@kalikaku5954]

Finally I found someone who “noticed” it too!

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

BurnEdOutOne I was trying to remember why the name sounded familiar!

[@eadlynjune]

Yeah he did a big whoosh on that one

[@pepisconsoomer2846]

I came here to "comment" the same thing

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

This is some "family friendly" content KZbin: stop right there

[@jaysonklein6018]

@@sydisposting you'll NEVER catch the cat nut licker!

[@aubreydink6350]

WE FINALLY HAVE A CATEGORY FOR FOLKIN’ AROUND. *farm emo*

[@slendveny7191]

Me at a family reunion

[@iamconfusion1791]

Sorrow seriously, I hope you find your way into voice acting - you're so talented! I'd listen to you narrate the back of a freakin' shampoo bottle.

[@nickkohlmann]

I'm pretty sure we already did somewhere into crappy design or sth like that

[@mavendeo]

Shhhh! Don't give away spoilers for the next "video."

[@andrewcleary9952]

Contains: "Selenium"

[@hanthonyc]

before the weird horny sorrowtv fans swarm: nobody offer him hentai va jobs

[@bornofpixels]

I fixed your comment; Sorrow seriously, I hope you find your way into "voice acting" - you're so "talented"! I'd listen to you "narrate" the back of a freakin' shampoo bottle.

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Potato and egg should be in the urban dictionary """""Potato and egg""""" - a slang term for testicles, from the owner of a suspicious shop that has a suspiciously quoted name

[@sociosanch3748]

"Your honor, I swear, the pornsite said they were all 18 and older" "Did the 18 have quotation marks around it" *heavy breathing* ".....oh no...."

[@legendarytat8278]

“Your honor, we're talking with quotation marks on”

[@cy-bernet-ix]

“oh i guess none of this is real then, youre free to go”

[@cruncyart]

this was a good "video", i "enjoyed" it a lot, i'm leaving a "like" and "subscribe" for this "quality content" -A "viewer"

[@harmadillo2368]

are "you" sure that this is a "good" "video"

[@DesolateLavender]

9:39 *_HALO THEME "INTENSIFIES"_*

[@1owk3y]

@FBI • Whoa is that the "FBI"? Hey calm down man, nothing "illegal" going on in this "thread"

[@DesolateLavender]

"FBI •" Don't " _worry_ ," absolutely " _nothing_ " is going " _on_ ."

[@scamin441]

This was a inside job “squids” dropped the dime on this thread

[@masterkai441]

"On the day of my daughter's pool party" 😂😂😂

[@baeguevara354]

The best part is that he started out as Marlon Brando and ended up as Ted from Bob’s Burgers

[@masterkai441]

Im saying 😂😂😂 too fye with it

[@babygoose8716]

All of your voices never cease to be “hysterical”.

[@stephaniepappas1645]

“Avril” “Lavigne” had quotes because the REAL Avril Lavigne is dead

[@mnnwdr]

is she?

[@lethos8811]

The only flaw in that conspiracy theory is the fact that no nearly enough people give a fuck about her to go through all that trouble to replace her

[@DJSanders23]

Lethos well you don't pick a target that's too well scrutinized else then they'd notice the defect with the replicants... I mean... Yes... What you said...

[@lethos8811]

@@DJSanders23 but you dont pick a target that is basically a nobody either

[@jbowman1018]

@@mnnwdr no. No she is not. It's some conspiracy theory that I feel like was originally just some dude trolling.

[@sinistrality]

The Greg Sestero one makes sense, because he got famous from starring in The Room.

[@distantj]

Average Alex I came here to say this! Heh. Yeah in context this one makes total sense, as corny as it is!

[@JuliusCaribou]

Oh hai mark

[@me_ugh9565]

*You're definitely not coming back to the pool area, I'll tell you that much*

[@rhysdeiter4555]

Greg Sestero was in the notorious movie "The Room" so I think that's why the one at 1:34 has quotes

[@trashpanda1999]

This makes sense now thanks

[@tavvy4426]

I’m so glad my writing teacher taught us to never use quotation marks as emphasis

[@nickkohlmann]

Be very careful when to use it.

[@RottenDoctorGonzo]

You were taught that? Is this an American problem? I'm not trying to diss, but who the heck is drawn to using inverted commas for emphasis? Lol.

[@cheesypies]

@@RottenDoctorGonzo hahaha same lol, I didnt need to learn that, because my teacher said, "quotation marks are for quotes." I like to use *b o l d* for emphasis instead.

[@wickedwitt04]

So just *what* do you use then? *hmmm?*

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

@@wickedwitt04 I don't know, I _wonder_ if there's _any_ way to _emphasize_ written words.

[@GippyHappy]

My favorite band is "The BeAtles" and their hit songs "Orange Watercraft" and "Greetings Judas"

[@DJsocial7102]

Its took me longer than I would like to admit to realize what "Orange watercraft" was supposed to be....

[@squeakboy3666]

greetings judas destroyed me

[@tc_48]

Stalin: "Hey in two months I'll deliver fresh 'food' to you guys." Peasant: "Why did you suggest a--" Stalin: "Seize him."

[@comicconcarne]

IT'S PEOPLE

[@BakaStryx]

that ramen at the beginning *_looked very good_*

[@screamingatu5813]

BakaStryx How do you know it was ramen

[@ethaan3164]

Did you just assume its identity!?!?!?

[@The_Gerry_Man]

that was "cheese"

[@GR-rj6qo]

"ramen"?

[@acerooge5763]

Hmmm “cheese” hmmm yaeaaaah “ramen”

[@Melisa-tq4yu]

Now I won't be able to eat my abuela's "flan" without feeling suspicious! THANKS "Sorrow TV"

[@LadyBloodyWrists]

"THANKS"

[@toils8722]

This comment made me "Laugh" my "ass" "Off".

[@ShayShayPlay]

Lol today my mom signed some school paperwork and she did this... *Relationship to student:* _"Mother"_ ...mom??? MOM?? Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[@jomo5800]

Oh my~ She must like it when you call her "Mommy"~

[@Corio626]

@@jomo5800 Nigga what the fuck

[@akiraDrnz]

Wot?

[@kaliko5245]

@@jomo5800 I'M CALLING THE POLICE

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

@@jomo5800Uhh, you see, the thing is...

[@goldenhand9107]

"Tony's had like six, and he's loving them, aren't you Tony?" "... _eeeeeueughh_ " "That dudes' NEVER gonna get the flu!" im dying

[@dmoreoboe]

More like: That dudes "never" going to get the flu

[@TheGeneralThings]

Miranda M So is Tony.

[@greenEntertainer.]

You should've had your flu shots

[@goombalivesmatter7796]

no he is!

[@philiphockenbury6563]

But not from the flu!

[@sketchyforlife]

How did nobody on reddit catch the Greg Sestero - the Room reference?

[@brandonlatzig]

You may never read this, but i am sure everyone did, but even then, it does sound suspicious, like i am sure even greg looked at that sign like,...do i have a room? And thengot the joke, chuckled, and went to shower in his room

[@sparki9085]

Greg sestero is an actor from Tommy wiseau's the room, so that sign is only slightly less suspicious than the making of the Room.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Tommy got the five million dollars selling "jeans" and "vests" out of a "shop" on the San Francisco "wharf".

[@prokaryotesys]

Papers for article 13: We "wont remove" the internet

[@terraxgaming4117]

oh que "legal", um "brasileiro" por aqui

[@gregoryfenn1462]

Is “wont” Internet slang for “want to”?

[@pussinbootsisawesome]

@@gregoryfenn1462 won't is a contraction in the english language meaning will not

[@rlyrosy]

@@pussinbootsisawesome look at this dude lmfao. greg been under a rock for the past century

[@aediondraws]

@@pussinbootsisawesome woooosh

[@AtlasNL]

“Avril” means “April” in “French”

[@ZaGorudan]

1:35 The joke here is that Greg Sestero played the character of Mark in Tommy Wiseau's hit 2003 cult film The Room. The "Room" being in quotations is intentional here.

[@ceddiebear]

I'm disappointed that SorrowTV never made any "The Room" reference from that.

[@Orbzul]

"Are those Thai boys alive?" "They were when we found them."

[@nenidetic]

-did you mean bowtie-

[@BeccaRaptor94]

My favorite quotes of yours in this video: "I'm definitely not gonna touch yer butt" "That dude's never gonna get the flu" "...you and I can be burgers." hahaha

[@TrufiTaskbe]

therapist: "18" doesn't exist, it can't hurt you "18": "'18'"

[@veghead05]

😂😂😂

[@Tanner_Shelton]

I can hear the finger quotes

[@WellBeSerious12]

Are you having a terrible flashback?

[@paddy.r.l4791]

But can you hear the "finger" quotes?

[@adolfoaldretesolares8851]

@@paddy.r.l4791 finger "quotes"

[@shinigamikitsune1541]

2:22 *Sorrow's "Mafia voice" makes me "come" lmao*

[@Kinglovinstone]

EXCUSE ME?!

[@devangkamble8793]

1:41 what's wrong with that? Greg Sestero worked with a movie "The Room" The hotel staff just wanted to hit a pun

[@crystalvoodoo91]

That’s what I was thinking It wasn’t a suspicious quote it was a reference

[@jchic1999]

Ikr just what I was thinking lol

[@joseluisrojas220]

Yes... I was just thinking the same. r/whooosh

[@zachkotzker7862]

Came here to find this comment

[@heathercalun4919]

Big fat WOOOSH

[@melaniescott4877]

I want to talk about Bird Lube. NOW.

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

What the hell is Bird Lube?

[@GippyHappy]

I'd like to take a minute to discuss pornography for birds

[@legendarytat8278]

@@GippyHappy “pornography” for “birds”

[@SinDesigns]

It works.

[@richariot8325]

All i know is that it works

[@nasasimp588]

Im totally “not” shitting as I “watch” this video and listen to your “sultry” voice

[@deadlandplacebo1695]

"sultry" is the most suss thing Ive seen all day and I listened to TMG #100

[@Molly-bj5gb]

This type of comment has “never” been done before. I feel super “original”

[@tuckerwilson8141]

Your name made me smile

[@rda9133]

Your name makes me moist

[@tuckerwilson8141]

Im swelling up

[@upsettispaghetti91]

Sorrow is literally the most adorable person I've never seen in my life.

[@flux.aeterna]

Upsetti Spaghetti hard agree

[@dayang1955]

Hes done a face reveal. Still the most adorable person there is

[@adamkimmV]

@@dayang1955 when did he do the face reveal?

[@dayang1955]

@@adamkimmV idr but just search up sorrowtv face reveal, it'll come up

[@zillailluhr]

His face is adorable

[@atomicdancer]

- Must be 18 or with "parent" to buy swords. - Well, I'm 25. - Is your "parent" here? - No... - No sword for you!

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

When Sorrow TV uploads, I get “happy”

[@Soitisisit]

See, when you put "happy" in suspicious quotes all I can think is that you get a massive, painful erection. Be sure to see a "doctor" if that lasts more than 4 hours.

[@zljmbo]

@@Soitisisit when you say "doctor" I think about sexual service provider. Send "help"

[@Mugenri]

@@zljmbo when you say "help", I also think of a sexual service provider. This is going "nowhere."

[@georgeofakind1710]

Tek Plays when you say “girls”, i think hot men with large “hands”

[@FriedAudio]

"FTW"

[@AnimatedGlitch]

I swear she said she was "18"

[@WellBeSerious12]

That's why you're "not" going to prison.

[@paddy.r.l4791]

@@WellBeSerious12 so are they going to prison or are they going to "prison"?

[@blanket4763]

On a road trip I witnessed a roadside shop that sold *“authorized” “alligator” jerky*

[@ascendedcat260]

I bet it's crocodile jerky...

[@elleembee6335]

Honestly, I'm horrified either way.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Florida?

[@lukefirst407]

This channel is “good”

[@Lumina_Solaris]

The "cheese" is probably that pasteurized cheese product you can get at the Dollar tree. Like, it isn't actually cheese.

[@joao20able]

it's probably just dick cheese

[@asrieldreemurr9968]

@@joao20able I was gonna make a "witty" comment about cheese whiz, but I see now that you've made something "better" than I could ever "imagine"

[@TheTerribleUsername]

"@@asrieldreemurr9968 ", I "see" how "witty" that "could" be.

[@endergirl1421]

“Baptized” They’ll hold you under long enough to see Jesus

[@JojoMac-lf1ii]

I DIED READING THIS SERIOUSLY MY SISTER SCREAMED AT ME FOR WAKING HER UP

[@JojoMac-lf1ii]

Wait a second... my "sister" screamed at "me" for "waking her up"

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

1:38 I feel like that was intentional since Greg Sestero starred in _The Room_ by Tommy Wiseau...

[@Hawk1966]

Bird Lube - "It Works". Bakawk!

[@Hawk1966]

@Yul Brynner I'm highly glad of that decision.

[@cheesequest]

I had to think about the Greg Sestero one for a minute, but that was great. I hope he gets that at every hotel he stays in! Love it.

[@mihirlavande]

The Greg Sestero one was intentional. He played Mark in The Room.

[@nellfromhell7192]

oh hi mark

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

Mihir Lavande What a story, Mark!

[@PlagueRavenRX]

The one time the quotes worked and it still lands on this list, lol.

[@humanpotato17]

Hey sorrow, this "video" was "excellent". I'm always "happy" to get your "notifications". They "make my day".

[@FlamingoSeven]

I'm sure others have said this, but Greg was in the movie The Room!! Whoever made the sign was just trying to be punny so the quotes aren't that suspicious after all. ;)

[@sth02]

Nooooo. I thought you were gonna "sing" Complicated by "Avril" "Lavigne". I'm so "disappointed" now.

[@BabyKush420]

What a “greaat video” 🤣🤣🤣 “glad” to see you back consistently

[@0oh_no]

"Consistenly"*

[@DeletarTepes]

Your "Room" for Greg Sestero, I see what they did there. Great story mark!

[@LadyBloodyWrists]

What a "story", Mark!

[@elleembee6335]

So how's your "sex life?"

[@thatonedamncommenter885]

Sorrow TV, im pretty sure the Greg Sestero one was a pun

[@tricksterhoisington1470]

Thank you

[@Pandidolod]

I came here to say that lol

[@sol222]

When

[@thatonedamncommenter885]

@@sol222 1:34

[@sol222]

@@thatonedamncommenter885 thx

[@helpivebeenkidnapped6195]

The most suspicious quote I've ever heard "Charges dropped against Jussie Smollett"

[@patrickazzarella6729]

Big facts

[@tylergarza8695]

there's always someone

[@sheev15yearsago81]

@@tylergarza8695 kindly fuck off

[@HPL2007]

What about charges dropped against another "police shooting"?

[@quinnlewis1753]

I found him

[@johnathan_mcnutt9473]

haven't uploaded in 3 years and still one of my favorite youtubers

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

1:33. That's the joke. For those who don't know or get the reference. Greg Sestero was in a B-list movie called: The Room. Hence the room is ready joke.

[@LadyBloodyWrists]

"B-list"? Actually it's "B-Movie"

[@theallaroundnerd9889]

4:07 Um, it's pronounced "Cañada" and it is spanish for "You're Welcome"

[@sk198181]

theallaroundnerd Are those in the aisle right next to the Piñatas?

[@niggahobbs4800]

I'm gonna ask Sañta Claus for them this Christmas, heard they make some great ones over at the Ñorth Pole

[@niggahobbs4800]

I'm gonna ask Sañta Claus for them this Christmas, heard they make some great ones over at the Ñorth Pole.

[@mrsmekae]

"I swear, it's what I be doin on a daily basis" made me laugh myself into a coma.

[@user-uk5jl6vt9n]

So happy when I got the “notification” for a ‘new’ ‘video’ from “Sorrow TV”

[@evelinemidkiff1690]

This is probably one of my favorite subs. Thanks for covering it again!

[@hellobeee]

Welcome Greg Sestero, "the Room" is ready I'll see myself out now

[@bubbsterr4967]

I think that might have already been the joke, good job getting it though

[@flintwildpants8710]

Lesson learned, never use quotation marks for emphasis.

[@theintervention8444]

You mean for "never" use quotation marks for "emphasis"

[@flintwildpants8710]

begone

[@Dan-ck5dl]

I actually live in this mysterious land of "Canada."

[@SacredDaturaa]

Wow! It's "great" to meet a "person" who "lives" in "Canada".

[@notcatisa]

Canada isn't real

[@ponk6187]

I "love" the "land" of "Canada"

[@cu.ti.3447]

The god father part was “perfect”

[@prim34ev]

Does sorrowtv not know that Greg sestero is one of the main actors in The Room? Cause that wasn’t a very suspicious use of quotation marks at all

[@artsyscrub3226]

You dont quote partial titles. Thats improper grammar.

[@ultraviolent]

Artsy Scrub to be fair considering the sign they're using i don't think they can just underline it lol

[@peppermink2200]

The Thai place near me has a sign out the front that says WE HAVE "FOOD" and even without the quotes it's so ominous

[@emiliasuvanto9940]

Must be at least 10th time I'm re-watching sorrows videos. I kinda like it, coming back again and again to the channel never changing, what happens to all of the KZbin- channels. Where ever you are sorrow, I hope you are happy and doing great ❤

[@jjju3]

4:00 _I WANNA TALK ABOUT BIRD LUBE! _*_NOW!!_*

[@keira4840]

I did an absurd amount of scrolling to see if anybody had commented this!

[@ziashock]

Oh thank God I found my people

[@deadlydingus1138]

HMMMMM

[@laserborn8876]

B-atiful! That fucked me up I can’t breath

[@mrfreeman1763]

Looked like a picture of a nail gun underneath it.

[@ItsGemystic]

11:42 He sounds like that one guy from SootHouse lol I am “impressed”

[@CaptainDoomsday]

He's got a "pizza pie."

[@Sub-Atomic]

You sound like Wakko from the Animaniacs during the Beatles segment.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Sorrow is imitating Ringo Starr. Wakko's voice was also based on Ringo Starr.

[@Sub-Atomic]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter cool did not know that, I never heard Ringos voice tbh.

[@woottastic]

@@Sub-Atomic ringos the only person i can think of when i hear wakko

[@ryanallen627]

As some that "works" in the holiday inn i can confirm all the people "enjoy" their stay so much they never "want" to "leave".

[@Croakersilent]

I swear 90% of these are just people who think “ “ mean the same as Bold or Underline!

[@shivamkhanna8776]

Uhh..Greg Sestero was the guy who played the character Mark in Tommy Wiseau's "The Room". At 1:33

[@potato1674]

Does this seem Suspicious? "You can trust Sorrow" I "really like" the "Video" "Have a niiiiiice day"