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[@FilmsGio]

Like this video to be blursed...

[@pokics]

yes

[@liamphillip3531]

I’m good chief

[@Drawist.]

Ok

[@the_s3th_lord502]

It's a surprise but a welcome one

[@carolineconroy5667]

Warning ⚠️ do not drink whilst watching this vid ⚠️ I have experience

[@sideskull5955]

Lol Gio is the only person allowed to sell t-shirts with "Sample text"

[@animeneweablet]

Yep.

[@PeacefulRises]

Honestly what kind of merch were you expecting to get from a 15 year old

[@PeacefulRises]

*_whom’st’ve has summoned me_*

[@picipoc]

@LORELAI DYCK you: i gotta make my own shirt you: perfect. shirt says: *yucixhjjhiodchjdsfjiodfijjiofujhffvjhuouxdhfiudshfjcfndxkjfgdxioydroehiofeuwpioiGUIKFRYIYTTUI%^E#^%T*&%*&^&$%GTYTT^U*

[@madladam]

Dude that's literally the only shirt i own, but i didn't get it from gio

[@clintdona4586]

“how do you even walk a lobster?!” you clearly haven’t been into the depths of cursed images

[@Dylicioussssssssss]

I just hate how you have 'uwu' in your name (I want to die)

[@clintdona4586]

ForTheSK buwt why ónò

[@ejsustbzgtefjfgs7gddop0gkc30]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!

[@arwnator]

I feel tres bon! uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu

[@Mellowryu]

Elias Bull You are cursed. You sin

[@juniipurr22]

The cow as the pig is adorable imo Pig as cow: *they tried to put me on the cover of Vogue but my legs were too lo-*

[@Emily.Russell]

This is amazing

[@bogie5199]

This is beautiful

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

I’m legendary, Oh legsondary!

[@apersonrandom5429]

*Youre breathtaking!*

[@rebeccarose1679]

*Y E S*

[@sxlverrwolf]

The pokemon one tho... *sOMeOne HeLp TIk ToK Is HeRE*

[@megalord2331]

She's not wrong though, which probably makes it worse.

[@Eule153]

Help?

[@caliicocam7809]

Time stamp?

[@Aenokoff]

@@caliicocam7809 1:18

[@darnit1944]

I really dont get it. Explain plz

[@lilyb023]

My mom works at IKEA I'll ask if the theory is true. She said yes

[@catsboxesyt]

Poor mom.

[@Hobo_Dood]

Aw shet

[@shazlink35]

holy Shit

[@opossumontheinternet]

Oh no.

[@user-fe7qy2yw5q]

Your profile picture makes that so much better

[@flargarbason1740]

6:10 Notice that someone crossed out the “S” in “Kittens”

[@KaiLally9009]

They merged.

[@erupt10n80]

Did someone take a tiger home Oh god......

[@Wyatt516]

*uh oh*

[@screwtapee]

Omg

[@andreanna2004]

The only reason why it says "kitten" is because one of the tigers ran away from me before I can catch all of them. That one tiger is looking for a beautiful, caring person to take him.

[@DioBrando-112]

5:23 Person 1: Your next line is "How do you reply so fast?" Person 2: How do you reply so fast? *Nani?!*

[@chhunsak2883]

DIOOOOOOOO

[@vsbonnet]

I dont get it Edit: OOO I JUST GOT TO THERE HE REPLIED BEFORE HE MESSAGED IT

[@evfrt]

? I don’t get it

[@vsbonnet]

Itz_Hazel he replied before he asked the question

[@joelvasquez9133]

Joseph be like:

[@curllum]

Are you a lobster Yes ⚪️ No 🔘 You lied, we know your secrets John, now, what are you looking for? Help ⚪️ What ever lobsters eat 🔘 Good, you told the truth

[@OneWingedKing]

Gorefield appreciate that

[@flargarbason1740]

I am absolutely a human. On an unrelated note where is earth’s dead fish storage facility?

[@vu5523]

@@flargarbason1740 I am the earth's natural creation that prays hope for you good people.

[@xelnar5780]

⚪️ and 🔘

[@riley7568]

WolfyWolf W.I.P ⚪️

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

Whenever me and my family put together Ikea furniture, I always wonder how many times I'll possibly be disowned that night

[@lilysinfield]

Hi

[@matthewnagel7081]

Evil Morty creeper

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

Matthew Nagel aw man

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

@@Arctic_and_The_F0X So we back in the mine

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

Rick Sanchez got our pickaxe

[@elishan5895]

2:16 That thing looks like a giant crab spider? Yea, that's called a lobster

[@njinlover]

Well, there is this thing called a Japanese spider crab (don't look it up if don't want nightmares) so maybe he ment that, but if not then... yeah it's a lobster XD

[@elishan5895]

@@njinlover oh come on, it literally says lobster on the post Also they don't look like the japanese spider crab. Those have those long dangly spider limbs.

[@bruh-bf7tn]

@@elishan5895 i think he KNOWS its called a lobster.... he was making a joke r/woosh

[@sanpurutekisuto6709]

@@bruh-bf7tn he's also Makin a joke so wooshn't

[@ethanrockon6761]

@@bruh-bf7tn your name spelled backwards is *TACOCAT*

[@litete2512]

4:44 I thought he was gonna say something more like The Infinite IKEA, but that works too

[@theillegaluwu1313]

SCP-3002?

[@maxbieri3073]

German Soup12 You mean 3008?

[@saenekokun2723]

Ikr?? 😂

[@Tj-mo1cb]

Yes I think you mentioned scp 3008 the ikea

[@thelazyredpanda1668]

GermanSoup12 you’re really crossing the line there bucko

[@HunterExamGrad]

I fear no man But that thing “Dwayne The crock Johnson” It scares me

[@robonwilliams9439]

The combination of a crocodile and socks.

[@spaghettini3609]

Alpha Spaghet wow...look it up😖

[@qwqmaple]

hes not a man, hes a crock.

[@peachie1359]

Oh hey, I can’t stay late because I must take Goose out for a walk, he’s eaten my cat because I forgot to take him out on a walk. Prayers are much needed.

[@alanplebanski8207]

I love your profile pic XD

[@strawberrycoolatta]

Did he actually do it Do you actually own goose

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

chonker imagine if you play Johnny cash and don’t take him for a walk

[@jtownkid1]

If the images are blursed Doesn’t that mean they’re normal images

[@SimplyyLive]

This comment is blursed

[@iliveinindia892]

@@SimplyyLive so it 8s normal

[@realitycheck3361]

Does that mean I'm cursed or blursed?

[@marsbarr4144]

He knows too much

[@daerdevvyl4314]

Complexity It’s better than “cessed.”

[@Leafwinq]

By the thumbnail I already know I'm gonna love this subreddit.

[@Emily.Russell]

Same

[@deadaccount686]

Same

[@umnumnumnum6560]

That earthquake detection kit is pretty useful.

[@papaoreo6245]

I am a: Male ⚪ Female ⚪ Spider 🔘 Looking for: Male ⚪ Female ⚪ Flies 🔘

[@Dave.hamilton0206]

I am am Male ⚪️ Female ⚪️ Boat 🔘 Wants: Male ⚪️ Female ⚪️ Plane 🔘

[@despacitochips2619]

I Love this comment ⚪️ Idc ⚪️ I hate it ⚪️ This belongs on comedycemetery 🔘

[@papaoreo6245]

@@despacitochips2619 Exacly

[@OffBrandSoup]

⚪

[@fluttershy1529]

I am a: human⚪️ Woman⚪️ Fly looking for a spider to kill me🔘

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

My mind: Trust me, you're not gonna laugh. You never laugh watching these videos Video: 4:30 My mind: Never mind

[@whitetigeryt29]

My idol.

[@yeetonaseat6211]

5:15

[@flaremations2693]

Connor, the android sent by CyberLife no its never mind

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

@Connor, the android sent by CyberLife Geez :o I never would've thought that

[@jayden.02]

Rick Sanchez remember mee

[@StrayFei]

When I saw this notification I thought it was Emkay

[@blakeullrich633]

Same

[@Jamess-pu6eu]

LlamaDuck same

[@noraoraoraoraora]

same

[@HasTheTimeGone]

Emkay is better

[@toxin6584]

LlaumaTrauma is that u

[@kingofstuff1732]

*Guy ends up on hospital* Doctor: Sir, what happened to you? Guy: A horrifying thing came after me! It ran me down, pounced on me, and attacked me! Doctor:do you know what it was? Guy: (expression of pure terror) *"It was a lobster"*

[@myusername-oo9dl]

Oh God! I'm laughing so hard!

[@mythicalteatree]

7:23 It's like handsome Squidward from that one Spongebob episode

[@K1TTYKIRR0MI7]

lmao.

[@rebeccarose1679]

I can't unsee it

[@heatherk2009]

4:44 I believe this is a close to accurate definition of SCP 3008

[@fireflare908]

That was the one that took people who were lost?

[@dzonii890]

Yes

[@LolGlaceonTM]

Actually I just sent this and I now this

[@pandemedley9378]

4:20 - he screams, for this joke was stolen from Cyanide and Happiness

[@Maddmike-wd4mv]

Nice

[@finbarltrop5068]

Nice

[@angryspongebob5657]

SulSul nice

[@MaskedNBi]

Nice

[@Blood_of_Sun]

Nice

[@antichew5971]

the last one was mildly infuriating... its an icosahedron(20 sides), not a dodecahedron(12 sides)

[@cutiedemonzyt3776]

Are you against chewing, Mr. Antichew?

[@the_moon_gazer]

but still the teen titans are waiting

[@alexk9642]

didn't infuriate me

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

FUCKING NERD!, JK that was interesting information, thank you 🙏

[@owensalt]

So, it’s a D-20?

[@fizzumiasum1567]

I love the person with the asui pfp and then we have 'im a frog" next Its so perfect

[@Emily.Russell]

I agree with you

[@Fauxbird]

Yes

[@ToastyEggs]

8:55 “dodecahedron” Me: **writhing in pain** Me: *ITS NOT A DODECAHEDRON. ITS AN ICOSAHEDRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN* **implodes** *A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H HHHH HHHHHhhhhhh*

[@stupiditythegamer8304]

ToastyEggs Nerd 100

[@monkeman2111]

Neh I think that's a dodecahedron...

[@ToastyEggs]

Do not question my knowledge look up dodecahedron. That is NOT. My Vsauce knowledge is *SUPREME*

[@ToastyEggs]

A dodecahedron’s faces are pentagons, an icosahedron’s faces are triangles.

[@OneLegendo]

*deep breathe* NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDD

[@ake_aesthetic5186]

Gio: hello and *welcome back* to the *first episode.* Me: *Wait, that’s illegal.....*

[@umar_07w]

He means welcome back to the channel

[@cheesedoodle1881]

SauberWarrior 205 r\wooosh

[@christhompson4190]

Olivia M Wait how was he woooshed... I seriously can’t get it 🤣

[@umar_07w]

@@christhompson4190 well the first guy probably already knew what gio meant and I kinda pointed out the obvious so yeah I deserved that wooooosh

[@christhompson4190]

SauberWarrior 205 good point

[@Duckiesmh]

Ey man love ur channel u inspird me to actually make my own stuff haha. love u though ur a goat

[@BrainPowerSubs]

subscribed to support you

[@martindimitrov4682]

Damn, it's really cool to see that I wasn't the only person inspired by his channel.

[@leolizard3152]

I swear these are bots

[@faggerswagger2845]

Hey duckie

[@mirkeer814]

Leo Lizard i know right?

[@cottoncandyflavouredyt7840]

5:25 honestly- I've been in dat position when i tell someone something they were gon ask me before they send da message xD

[@silviabaiek8956]

I have no words for your pfp

[@silviabaiek8956]

And name

[@Abstract_zx]

person on twitter: "plain dodecahedron" everyone with actual geometry knowledge: "ITS AN ICOSAHEDRON REEEEE"

[@monkeman2111]

I thought it was a tetrahedron for a second since it also got triangle surfaces and so does an icosaherdron lol.

[@Abstract_zx]

@@monkeman2111 a tetrahedron only has 4 triangles and is another word for triangular pyramid

[@yeahyeah4001]

i’ve been looking for the thumbnail picture for so long thank you for giving me that blursed image

[@pyrotechnicwizard7503]

0:57 when you’re sad about something, then someone asks what’s wrong, and you just explode with tears

[@AJtheAggravated]

"I hope this gogurt fills you up like I did your girl"

[@ifartmagic]

LOL

[@bartholomewsigmundthethird]

oh no *oh no*

[@-charlieloise-2731]

*_OH NO_*

[@insertacreativeuserhere5514]

*-OH NOS-*

[@Oddity22]

Oh god no

[@lotteroelandt]

OMG I just told someone to check your vids and went to your channel and then got a notification you uploaded! 😮

[@breadqueen3600]

I need to stop drinking ice tea while watching these videos

[@thediamondkittygamingmore6614]

No, you need to continue.

[@Joseph-tn3wn]

3:46 when your mom says cheese and you see your crush

[@thejay8963]

“You can clip right through the floor into the shower” The only shower you’d be falling into is a backroom shower.

[@snailuka]

Gio: uploads a video Me: "well, bye guys. I can't roleplay with anyone because I'm in a bad mood." Me: watches the video to make myself happy

[@myusername-oo9dl]

that's one way to do it.

[@tentimes10x_]

2:21 “This looked normal for a second” Maybe you should play more Minecraft to make sure that doesn’t happen again..... just saying

[@toonlink5399]

You make PERFECT quality videos, Gio! Love the outro song!

[@polypolar1542]

i got here before i got the notification

[@dogezillathelegendary2695]

Qweraxi nice avatar

[@DariusGOLaru]

same

[@polypolar1542]

@@dogezillathelegendary2695 nice name

[@Blockly806]

9:06 These people are straight up using Patreon to advertise their channel This is blursed

[@ethanrockon6761]

*RED ROBIN YUMMMMMM*

[@tiredpokenerd3398]

Just found out you’re a day younger than me

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

be proud, tire

[@tiredpokenerd3398]

CringeFire9 the Memerette I am

[@user-tx5pc8fe6d]

Your pfp kinda fits with your comment

[@snxw69420]

im ur 100th like

[@sir_strawberries]

Kid: Mom can we get r/breadstapledtotrees? Mom: No we have r/breadstapledtotrees at home r/breadstapledtotrees at home: r/blursedimmages

[@iimuxnu]

*ill eat it anyway*

[@rebeccaluis1223]

Lol

[@tea-rex6254]

honestly $15 for walmart pole is kind of a bargain

[@dx.feelgood5825]

Has to be a bargain. It's Walmart

[@Crackersfan21]

Why Did I Get Insanely Worried When It Said Call 911 And That Person Made A Joke

[@keroppib4ptista]

furst comment

[@noyq3684]

*omg guys I have to warn you about the **_crocs_** D:*

[@Gh0stly_Gamer36]

About the dodecahedron guy - A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[@BoberTee]

4:14 I love how mans censored out the word slept

[@dat1som]

At 4:44 it is like an SCP called the “Infinite IKEA”

[@shame4milk115]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, These images are cool, I'm subbing to you

[@sanpurutekisuto6709]

3:32 "he's just stareing at me *MENACINGLY* "

[@geneticmutation382]

KZbin says the video was published 8 minutes ago. I found a comment from 22 minutes ago. *Makes perfect sense!*

[@kjorgenson9236]

1:18 they should include shocked Pikachu meme at this point

[@ticn]

been waiting for this one for so long oh crap

[@kduck789]

Roses are flowers Violets smell good Guinea Pig Adopted 400 Guinea pigs *but most importantly* he happy

[@Mael_Str0M]

1:07 Designers: Let’s reenact the moment when Vader realizes Padmè dies! Vader: No!!!!!!!!!!! Also Vader: Short-circuits Now there’s a fire in your bathroom! Splendid!

[@keatonspence9306]

Congrats on 1mil

[@charlieheath943]

8:56 That is actually an icosahedron, if you didn't know. (Not sure about the spelling)

[@alextheumbreon1363]

Perfectly spelled!

[@Hoioidoi]

no its a gyroelongated pentagonal bipyramid

[@charlieheath943]

@@Hoioidoi oh yeah! I forgot!

[@eventseen7317]

I was actually looking for this comment!

[@gulag3463]

4:55 infinite ikea vibes

[@pikasonic6144]

About time you did this subreddit mate.

[@sierrasixed]

8:56 Meridia's Beacon in Skyrim be like

[@Khazuldar]

DonutMaster07 7:21 khajiit has wares if you have coin

[@sierrasixed]

@@Khazuldar (If Firestar is a Warriors reference, heck yes) Hooman has much coin

[@Khazuldar]

DonutMaster07 yep it is a warriors reference

[@sierrasixed]

@@Khazuldar *hooman very pleased* That's awesome. So. Khajiit got an Ebony Sword of Fatigue? Or maybe khajiit has doll for my children?

[@piggy6801]

8:31 omg, ladies and gentlemen, we found A Bigfoot onesie

[@vxamv.s2662]

Lol

[@mossnb]

,lol

[@historyatwar6230]

Yay

[@deborahaskew6920]

Blessed + cursed = blursed

[@pineforest1442]

3:34 notice that the poster says “loving dog” and the dog is giving the camera person the evil eye.

[@largeslappy]

*LOVEBIRD RIPENESS CHART*

[@dustinsanders0788]

Goosebumps one just cracked me up lmao

[@gavhoffman3165]

when you spend 30 minutes trying to think of a funny KZbin comment lol

[@void4813]

4:46 _SCP-3008 has joined the chat._

[@RANDOMstuffanimation]

5:22 I guess that's how king crimson works...

[@theswample]

Right before the cheery wii music at the beginning of the video I had an advertisement for IT 2

[@pokics]

this video is blessed and cursed

[@kamikazedollxo]

Ace /SoulessTokyo I mean, *yeah basically*

[@kadenbrunson9304]

Dude Gio this is one of my favorite sub Reddits you’ve please do this one again

[@twobluestars]

2:00 Jim Pickens, the dear leader, is disappointed with this lobster

[@Danny-kj5zc]

2:09 who knows who Johnny cash is and went to the museum

[@grantrenner6973]

Its getting harder and harder every day to find quality content so I just watch gio

[@Koblac]

Hmmm.... Day 1 of joining the r/breadstapledtotrees movement

[@alexbalbuena1910]

He can't watch 1 million subscriber video

[@jayden.02]

r/woooosh

[@chaytonnnn]

@Nvxiia ·9 years ago 70 likes now HAHAHAHAHA

[@chaytonnnn]

@Nvxiia ·9 years ago hehehehehe *MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@jayden.02]

Ha one of them relized they got wooooshed so they delete the comment

[@martindimitrov4682]

I feel so privileged to actually be first

[@aquabops]

one of the first,.but not first sorry

[@Smeed29]

AVeryCreativeName oof

[@jallupallo6521]

No youre not fucking noob

[@jaem0001]

oh no

[@kainoa82858]

Nice

[@melissaroman7643]

Gio I haven’t watched ur channel in a while not disappointed

[@pen_l]

*Doggo would approve*

[@alftul836]

I approve

[@xMaci3jx]

Nice video! (Yes i didn't watched the video lol)

[@datbear7767]

My guy, congrats on 1M subs

[@moonpenguin1394]

When ur one of the first so u can’t steal comment :,( Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES!

[@MissingGrape]

hey you stole my comment

[@spaxart6271]

r/young people

[@fiesinator4583]

When ur one of the first so u can’t steal comment :,(

[@depressedscoobydoo7070]

OOF

[@moonpenguin1394]

I’m 11 by da way I just misspelled some things

[@totallynotagoldbar]

Male female... Nah I'm a frog Interested in male female...? Nawh eat bug *EPIC*

[@Maria-uz1qc]

Flamingo *EPIC* LVL 100

[@JF-rr8ln]

3 step plan to know if your cat is a potato. 1. If your cat is a potato, he/she will most likely want to potate. 2. Chubby boi 3. He/she likes to eat. Now step back and watch the beauty of the wonderous potato cats.

[@tacobandit97]

0:48 should be in r/madlads

[@dissapointment.]

I am a ⚪️Female ⚪️Male 🔘Frog Looking for: ⚪️Male ⚪️Female 🔘eat bug

[@rotogo1874]

Copied

[@OneWingedKing]

I am a : Mâle⚪ Female⚪ Moth🔘 Looking for : Mating⚪ Food⚪ *LAMP* 🔘

[@OneWingedKing]

Says the one who also made an un original comment

[@OneWingedKing]

And of course you deleted it

[@bolton7961]

Leeya Hambrick hmm it’s almost like it’s a reference to the video or something...

[@ericredstar5679]

8:35 Gio: Ladies and Gentleman, if you're gonna tan your legs, please AND PLEASE tan your *ad pops up* Me: *Lmao, what*

[@bonezkill4947]

Anyone know where to buy the pet lobster? Asking for a friend

[@dumbgayenby]

Hailey The Gay Furry Am here

[@Blood_of_Sun]

Lobster named goose hi Goose

[@slightlyevilsloth]

Um I am concerned by your profile pic

[@mythicalteatree]

I wanna play Five Nights At Ikea now, anybody else?

[@Emily.Russell]

Dude I'll join you, it seems fun

[@Nylonical_Nonsense72]

Sure,I can help you beat the game I already finished 100 percent the game

[@sugerjones5711]

Omg they way you said Joe Mama made me crack up!

[@elicousimano9041]

In every r/blursedimages there is a Ariana grande joke

[@crimsoncrowbar17]

3:50 Walmart pole we meet again... it is I TARGET BALL

[@blaisezabini4006]

I remember everytime I went to target I’d hug the sphere and take a picture with it

[@crimsoncrowbar17]

@@blaisezabini4006 that is super blessed.

[@blaisezabini4006]

dean Hartin Aw thanks lol

[@eIixi]

Damien: Goosebumps, aaaahhhhh i love it Gio: Goosebumps, *laughing*

[@alphaamoeba]

1:37 r/Madcrabs

[@theindigoarrow354]

4:02 who else notices the profile pic is Lusamine from Pokemon Sun & Moon?

[@Flyingferrets5]

5:40 Groucho Marx did that. He had a painted-on moustache most of his career

[@Gerzsilah]

My cat eats wasps,bees too. Its not dead. Nothing happened to my cat. He is fine.

[@HarvoSpoon]

take photos of his face

[@Gerzsilah]

@@HarvoSpoon where should i send it? And honestly its just gonna be a black cat doing nothing.

[@HarvoSpoon]

@@Gerzsilah youtube then

[@rosevans]

wait a minute you said he died

[@Gerzsilah]

@@rosevans bruh that was my other cat. I had 1 black cat that fell off a balcony and the other one got ran over. This is my other one.

[@thelasttiger8643]

2:30 Chicken sheep? Sheep Chicken? Who the hell did this?

[@JhonFeliciano]

it's on Pewdiepie LWIAY too and Pew was like ⊂((・⊥・))⊃

[@shezzowicked3858]

CHCKEN SHEEEEEEEEEEP -pewds

[@namelastname766]

He screams, for he does not know.