Exploring Wikipedia's Worst Translations

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StarvHarv

StarvHarv

Күн бұрын

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@postmodernist1848
@postmodernist1848 Жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, Putin crab is an old meme in Russia. Once upon a time he said that he worked "like a slave" (meaning very hard) in the past which is "kak rab" in Russian and can be perceived as "kak krab" meaning "like a crab" which inspired many photoshops and "funny" pictures where Putin is a crab
@mastersafari5349
@mastersafari5349 Жыл бұрын
I was aware of the meme but never knew the origins, thank you.
@therobloxiangang3218
@therobloxiangang3218 Жыл бұрын
cá portán
@ryanhernandez1877
@ryanhernandez1877 Жыл бұрын
Anything mocking Putin is a little funny.
@michaelschneider8201
@michaelschneider8201 Жыл бұрын
I just know that this were certainly Russians who wrote those articles. You can see the proof in the comments to this video
@xylophone_888
@xylophone_888 Жыл бұрын
putin crab and lenin mushroom are the most important memes in russian meme culture, they're still at least a bit relevant even after like ten or so years
@jacobnicola5950
@jacobnicola5950 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like a time traveler moved an entire mountain
@taffingtonboathouse5754
@taffingtonboathouse5754 Жыл бұрын
Or just accidentally placed auschwitz on the moon inwhich changed a lot of stuff
@pikchassis
@pikchassis Жыл бұрын
THIS JOKE IS TOO GOOD
@greilus4535
@greilus4535 10 ай бұрын
Best comment I've read today, thanks.
@ollieoxenfree6317
@ollieoxenfree6317 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The translator worked flawlesly and this is just how Wikipedia is in Laos
@k2_x376
@k2_x376 Жыл бұрын
Guess Laos just loves buddah
@serbiancountryballs
@serbiancountryballs Жыл бұрын
As a Lao person, no translators can properly translate. I translated a ton of words into Lao and I was laughing when it called stuff like a rat into a trash can😂.
@spookysomeone
@spookysomeone Жыл бұрын
@@serbiancountryballs is it an issue with the translators being lackluster, or is it the language that's just particularly hard to translate? (genuine question)
@dvoika2
@dvoika2 Жыл бұрын
@@spookysomeone I think it's the language, it probably has the same problem with Chinese where new words that are coming into the language from abroad are replicated with the letters that sound similar, however the letters on their own already mean something and mean completely different thing when you separate them from a word.
@serbiancountryballs
@serbiancountryballs Жыл бұрын
@@spookysomeone maybe it’s the Lao language. Because every word is literal. giraffe IS long necked deer when you listen it out.
@twisted_reed8900
@twisted_reed8900 Жыл бұрын
This is what teachers think when you ask if you can use Wiki as a source in your project:
@GuidelinesViolator
@GuidelinesViolator 6 ай бұрын
6:10 based
@MaxwellEditsXD
@MaxwellEditsXD 3 ай бұрын
My teacher tells us to use Wikipedia 😳
@GuidelinesViolator
@GuidelinesViolator 3 ай бұрын
@@MaxwellEditsXD who is u lil boy
@MaxwellEditsXD
@MaxwellEditsXD 3 ай бұрын
@@GuidelinesViolator first of all I’m just a human, second of all I’m not a boy.
@MaxwellEditsXD
@MaxwellEditsXD 3 ай бұрын
@@GuidelinesViolator and I’m not little
@lewis297
@lewis297 Жыл бұрын
As a Belarusian i can confirm that our national anthem is "There is a bug"
@victorlolxd7347
@victorlolxd7347 Жыл бұрын
How does it go?
@spookyjosh158
@spookyjosh158 Жыл бұрын
My fav song ever fr nothing could ever top There Is A Bug like fr
@MajorDumai
@MajorDumai Жыл бұрын
Can you confirm that your flag is "Sunset over the swamp"?
@fungo6631
@fungo6631 Жыл бұрын
Well Tarakan is indeed a bug.
@ranjanbiswas3233
@ranjanbiswas3233 9 ай бұрын
The bug is Lukashenko.
@kohorion.1326
@kohorion.1326 Жыл бұрын
I have not laughed this much in a long time, thank you
@TomerGamerTV
@TomerGamerTV Жыл бұрын
I even forgot how to laugh before watching this
@deutschermichel5807
@deutschermichel5807 Жыл бұрын
same :ʼD
@fasuto8656
@fasuto8656 Жыл бұрын
same
@ayayayayaya10
@ayayayayaya10 Жыл бұрын
same
@creounity
@creounity Жыл бұрын
same here!
@harrychowdhry4218
@harrychowdhry4218 Жыл бұрын
as a laotian i can confirm that mr. crabs did indeed declare a prag military move in the ukrainian eye
@monatoth3528
@monatoth3528 Жыл бұрын
I thought you said “as a location” 😭😭😭😭😭
@ChokDeeBall2
@ChokDeeBall2 Ай бұрын
as a thai i cannot confirm that mr. crabs declare a prag military move in the ukrainian eyes
@SoftBoiledArt
@SoftBoiledArt Жыл бұрын
Thanos: I am inevitable. Hitler: And I am...AUTISM.
@therealmarkzuckerberg
@therealmarkzuckerberg Жыл бұрын
He just like me fr fr
@taffingtonboathouse5754
@taffingtonboathouse5754 Жыл бұрын
I am existence. I am autism
@poygon
@poygon Жыл бұрын
me fr
@vntajones
@vntajones Жыл бұрын
Well dang hitler actually had a program to kill autistic children so
@neat3239
@neat3239 Жыл бұрын
Hitler be like: I am autism. I am visible in your children, but I am invisible to you UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE
@sofiajr3411
@sofiajr3411 Жыл бұрын
1:58 "ho ho no more" makes it sound like they killed Santa
@Caterev0038cool
@Caterev0038cool 9 ай бұрын
no
@PetarĐurić-z2e
@PetarĐurić-z2e 8 ай бұрын
​@@Caterev0038cool yes
@Yoylekoso
@Yoylekoso 5 ай бұрын
​@@Caterev0038coolyes
@bismardktheshimp
@bismardktheshimp Ай бұрын
more
@sel9981
@sel9981 Жыл бұрын
As a Buddhist, I can't belive the guy that founded my religion is in charge of so many governments.
@Sewblon
@Sewblon Жыл бұрын
Maybe this is the timeline where instead of becoming a holy man he went into politics like his father wanted.
@dalek901
@dalek901 8 ай бұрын
@@Sewblonpolitical Buddha
@Sewblon
@Sewblon 8 ай бұрын
@@dalek901 Indeed.
@Ancaryvan
@Ancaryvan 7 ай бұрын
He CAN be Chakravartin!
@MaxwellEditsXD
@MaxwellEditsXD 3 ай бұрын
I never thought I’d meet a Buddhist on KZbin, but hello!
@isaacroansison2539
@isaacroansison2539 Жыл бұрын
i remember a time where i was searching through wikipedia’s other sites in languages, and i found one that was quite not what i was expecting, in that wikipedia it was autotranslated and “wikipedia, the free encyclopedia” was turned into “How to get rid of Acne on your PC”
@tomasbeltran04050
@tomasbeltran04050 Жыл бұрын
AHAHHAHAJAJAJ
@pickledkool-aid
@pickledkool-aid Жыл бұрын
I’ve been searching through the Igbo one and the statistics page title is translated as “There are Many Graves.” Users seems to get translated as “prisoners” a lot. North America is translated as “America’s Sunshine” and Africa is translated as “Heaven”
@benjamincrew8383
@benjamincrew8383 Жыл бұрын
How do you auto translate it
@UH-60_Blackhawk
@UH-60_Blackhawk Жыл бұрын
​@@pickledkool-aid Africa is Heaven confirmed
@monatoth3528
@monatoth3528 Жыл бұрын
r/wooosh
@margarinchick
@margarinchick Жыл бұрын
This is even funnier when you know that there's an actual meme of Putin being a crab
@mastersafari5349
@mastersafari5349 Жыл бұрын
That's why I clicked. It's an old and kinda obscure meme in Russia.
@randomtinypotatocried
@randomtinypotatocried Жыл бұрын
I thought it looked familiar
@JacobiBrooks
@JacobiBrooks Жыл бұрын
in an alt universe putin is a crab
@al_the_crow
@al_the_crow 6 ай бұрын
lenin is a mushroom
@starcereal
@starcereal Жыл бұрын
As someone who has never been to New Zealand, I can confirm the king was indeed once a mosquito.
@troev
@troev Жыл бұрын
and his name is Elizabeth
@belkYT
@belkYT Жыл бұрын
@@troev the II
@Aven_colonthree
@Aven_colonthree Жыл бұрын
As someone who is a kiwi, i can confirm that the king is a mosquito
@amalayperson7208
@amalayperson7208 Жыл бұрын
@@Aven_colonthree WAS a mosquito. He is a king now.
@Aven_colonthree
@Aven_colonthree Жыл бұрын
@@amalayperson7208 ye sorry wrong grammar
@carbondioxides
@carbondioxides Жыл бұрын
To be fair, "The absolute empire of Christianity" is a godly name for a government.
@Cartman_Pilled
@Cartman_Pilled Жыл бұрын
1:22 So apparently if I ever tell a Laotian person that I’m autistic they’re gonna think I’m a Nazi, or even a reincarnated Hitler
@victorlolxd7347
@victorlolxd7347 Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for The Liverpool fans who live there
@sberky98
@sberky98 Жыл бұрын
@@victorlolxd7347 LIVERPOOL AS IN THE BEATLES???
@victorlolxd7347
@victorlolxd7347 Жыл бұрын
@@sberky98Liverpool as in the sports team
@sberky98
@sberky98 Жыл бұрын
@@victorlolxd7347 ok
@xDLiLi1337
@xDLiLi1337 Жыл бұрын
​@@victorlolxd7347 Liverpool as in the city
@Вехумет
@Вехумет Жыл бұрын
The translation of Putin as "Mr. Crab" was actually quite precise. It is one of his actual nicknames that people called him in late 2010s :)
@dogma_b
@dogma_b Жыл бұрын
А ведь всё пошло с того, что Ленин - гриб..
@stepmi
@stepmi Жыл бұрын
*late 2000s-early 2010s
@stepmi
@stepmi Жыл бұрын
@@dogma_b пошло с рабов на галерах
@raufowaty2
@raufowaty2 Жыл бұрын
Kinda sounds like Mr. Krabs Ig they're both greedy, but in different ways
@Кыскивмиске
@Кыскивмиске Жыл бұрын
@@dogma_b не только гриб, но и радиоволна
@poke_sas
@poke_sas Жыл бұрын
TIL that Buddha is the biggest political figure in the world.
@wadejg_blaze0n213
@wadejg_blaze0n213 Жыл бұрын
TIAL that Thanks is also the most common scientific slang in the world
@californium-2526
@californium-2526 Жыл бұрын
And that Croatia is Türkiye (🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷).
@hhhhhhhhh1071
@hhhhhhhhh1071 Жыл бұрын
@@californium-2526 turkroach 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
@Maxzes_
@Maxzes_ Жыл бұрын
Of course! Did you see his hand?
@audiodood
@audiodood Жыл бұрын
It’s actually Thanks
@Sumschmuck
@Sumschmuck Жыл бұрын
Describe the 1960s in 2 words 6:52
@zhouwu
@zhouwu Жыл бұрын
😂 I see what you did there!
@anthems_international_more
@anthems_international_more 4 ай бұрын
THAS CRAZY
@NR.gamer241
@NR.gamer241 3 ай бұрын
​​@@anthems_international_morethats what she said
@supernastja_art
@supernastja_art Ай бұрын
@@anthems_international_more THAS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 Жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder: If multiverse theory is correct, all of these translated articles are unironically true somewhere in the vastness of infinity.
@RamnNodls
@RamnNodls 9 ай бұрын
Or, If the universe is infinite, this is true on an infinite number of planets in this universe
@alexisb3829
@alexisb3829 8 ай бұрын
Woah
@sonicsupersam7793
@sonicsupersam7793 Жыл бұрын
Time traveler: moves a chair History:
@taffingtonboathouse5754
@taffingtonboathouse5754 Жыл бұрын
History: yes.
@MiyuwiTV
@MiyuwiTV Жыл бұрын
Imagine if there was an alternate universe where all of these wikipedia articles were true
@maxiona714
@maxiona714 Жыл бұрын
UH OH
@Spongyboi897
@Spongyboi897 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what the "era of chewing gum" would look like
@mr.x2567
@mr.x2567 Жыл бұрын
Buddhism has a strong presence in that alternate reality.
@danielwoods3896
@danielwoods3896 Жыл бұрын
Long live god emperor Buddha
@princefluff08
@princefluff08 Жыл бұрын
I'd visit Soda, Korea.
@xywowpig8903
@xywowpig8903 Жыл бұрын
With how professional this is I was shocked at how little recognition, get this man to 500k+ subs
@evill01
@evill01 Жыл бұрын
I thought he did until I saw this comment
@raeplaysval
@raeplaysval Жыл бұрын
joseppi 2
@brickmasterstudios447
@brickmasterstudios447 Жыл бұрын
@@evill01his channel is a month old and he’s already at 10 k that’s fucking great for a start. Hopefully he keeps his momentum
@brickmasterstudios447
@brickmasterstudios447 Жыл бұрын
@@evill01his channel is a month old and he’s already at 10 k that’s fucking great for a start. Hopefully he keeps his momentum
@Penultimeat
@Penultimeat Жыл бұрын
I mean it’s not *that* well produced
@MissingGamer
@MissingGamer Жыл бұрын
I can confirm we are in fact the most pure Arab people in Germany
@ChezRG-YT
@ChezRG-YT Жыл бұрын
Hey ! We Arabs, are not like that ! We are kind and sweet !
@unoriginalperson72
@unoriginalperson72 Жыл бұрын
I cannot belive Autism Liverpool was in hell
@danielcarvalho1453
@danielcarvalho1453 Жыл бұрын
I think the word "Aryan" in Laotian was originally written there but was detected by the translator as "Arab"
@luitr
@luitr Жыл бұрын
Masha allah the mufti of blessed german people
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Жыл бұрын
I mean, you just have to take one look at a crowd in Berlin to realise that
@elliethehighlighter9894
@elliethehighlighter9894 Жыл бұрын
10:57 As a Singaporean I can confirm that we are the human enemy that defines our country
@sqec
@sqec Жыл бұрын
e
@MoskusMoskiferus1611
@MoskusMoskiferus1611 6 ай бұрын
War with Elephants
@danielmoraes8598
@danielmoraes8598 2 ай бұрын
Singapore = best country in the world Easily
@easy8690
@easy8690 Жыл бұрын
The entire bit from 1:09 to 2:09 was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It made me laugh so hard I thought I was gonna pass out because my chest hurt so much. Hitler being called Autism was spoiled in the thumbnail but 'Liverpool' caught me way off guard, after that for some reason 'Hogus father of Hagar' just sent me. Let's not forget the cherry on top, that being 'Liverpool in hell' and the holocaust being translated to fucking 'Hooray' of all things made me cry. Honorable mention being our supreme leader Kim-Jong-Un being called Acne-Cream and the Buddha for him and his religion being so successful around the world.
@Stolensweetroll1
@Stolensweetroll1 4 ай бұрын
Ho Ho (No More)
@Mr-Trox
@Mr-Trox Ай бұрын
Ho Ho (No More) had me legitimately laughing till my ribs hurt.
@TimSlee1
@TimSlee1 Жыл бұрын
This is literally randomly generated humor and I love it.
@therealspeedwagon1451
@therealspeedwagon1451 Жыл бұрын
“In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated.” -a wise tomato
@itsjimwaffle
@itsjimwaffle Жыл бұрын
@@therealspeedwagon1451 Actually it was a wise cucumber
@therealspeedwagon1451
@therealspeedwagon1451 Жыл бұрын
@@itsjimwaffle right I forgot Also 🤓
@aesthetix3398
@aesthetix3398 Жыл бұрын
My humor is randomly generated. Earlier I was laughing at the idea of my grandma having a twin for no reason
@tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646
@tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646 Жыл бұрын
VeggieTales was right all along
@giovannipoeta1278
@giovannipoeta1278 Жыл бұрын
Time traveler: moves a chair The timeline:
@Solidus_Snakeus
@Solidus_Snakeus Жыл бұрын
Moves the chair then moves it back
@AckReikTheGreatest07
@AckReikTheGreatest07 Жыл бұрын
After the buddha was there
@FormallyMeltus
@FormallyMeltus Жыл бұрын
“Me Donbass!”
@ISoldßinLadensViagraOnEbayఔ
@ISoldßinLadensViagraOnEbayఔ Жыл бұрын
“Liverpool committed war crimes during WW2” “Now The Buddha put him in hell”
@Spongyboi897
@Spongyboi897 Жыл бұрын
"Liverpool in hell"
@mystrallsnowlight
@mystrallsnowlight Жыл бұрын
2:00: Holocaûst --> Hooray! [Ho ho (no more)] Totally got me off guard
@Dude-vq3oe
@Dude-vq3oe Жыл бұрын
8:50 Are we not going to talk about how the area for Japan is 2.2 km^2?!
@AlreadyTakenTag
@AlreadyTakenTag Жыл бұрын
Apparently Laos knows what rising sea levels will achieve in a hundred years. It may be inaccurate now but people will call Laos a country of prophets in 2123! Mark my words.
@jaceyjohnson8922
@jaceyjohnson8922 5 ай бұрын
It shrank in the wash
@facuzamorano7839
@facuzamorano7839 5 ай бұрын
GEOMETRY DASH 2.2??!!?2?2?!
@RenBergMapping
@RenBergMapping Ай бұрын
​@@facuzamorano7839 5:58 THERE IS A BUG, 2.2 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@tommasorinaldi9196
@tommasorinaldi9196 Жыл бұрын
5:10 The best part isn't even "Plastic City". It's the fact that "Città del Vaticano" (Vatican City) was somehow translated to "Città del Varano" (Monitor lizard City).
@infernowolf8914
@infernowolf8914 11 ай бұрын
Oh my god, THE POPE IS A LIZARD!
@user-saraswatidevi
@user-saraswatidevi Жыл бұрын
I'm happy I'm not the only one who does this lol Translating japanese Wikipedia is always fun because sometimes it's better than English Wikipedia or makes zero sense
@geofroggo
@geofroggo Жыл бұрын
How do you do it?
@linuxization4205
@linuxization4205 Жыл бұрын
@@geofroggo or native
@Rob17kLiebermann
@Rob17kLiebermann Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I checked just now and, for example, the biography of Hitler in Japanese is much longer than in English.
@heartrockingcity
@heartrockingcity Жыл бұрын
hello emperor CrabofYes
@f-man3274
@f-man3274 Жыл бұрын
6:46 As a Russian, I find it the most accurate description of the current president
@GuidelinesViolator
@GuidelinesViolator 6 ай бұрын
6:10 based
@lexiwherman
@lexiwherman Жыл бұрын
I'm actually shocked both the video and channel has less than 1k views/subs. Not only was this video funny as hell, it also was just made pretty well in general. I better be yelled at in the future when this channel blows up and has 100k+ subscribers
@saulgoodmanKAZAKH
@saulgoodmanKAZAKH Жыл бұрын
5k now
@lexiwherman
@lexiwherman Жыл бұрын
@@saulgoodmanKAZAKH oh god it's happening
@tzioyn3331
@tzioyn3331 Жыл бұрын
Now it's 24k
@bepsi6204
@bepsi6204 Жыл бұрын
@@tzioyn3331 26k now 💪
@Somebodyherefornow
@Somebodyherefornow Жыл бұрын
52k now
@crazysupernovagaming3638
@crazysupernovagaming3638 Жыл бұрын
Congrats, you just successfully made a really strange WW2 alternate timeline. Honestly, I could see this on some questionable website and written by someone who's on some... Questionable substances.
@victorlolxd7347
@victorlolxd7347 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if this actually happend? 🤣
@Theproblemchildofyoutube
@Theproblemchildofyoutube 11 ай бұрын
​@@victorlolxd7347I can make it happen.
@Sammy04087
@Sammy04087 10 ай бұрын
It would be absolutely disastrous honestly 😅@@victorlolxd7347
@Briggattonii
@Briggattonii Жыл бұрын
Every Buddha: 3:12 4:35 5:31 (this one counts) 6:04 7:48
@Aquelequedesconhece
@Aquelequedesconhece Жыл бұрын
This Wikipédia loves Budha, probaly a budist
@SvensssonboiMapping
@SvensssonboiMapping Жыл бұрын
I love these they are so entertaining!
@raffandbotnik
@raffandbotnik Жыл бұрын
The capital isPositive
@Maxzes_
@Maxzes_ Жыл бұрын
Not as entertaining as Buddha, the last time I saw him
@cpt_nordbart
@cpt_nordbart Жыл бұрын
You have to suffer when visiting Norway
@TemmieContingenC
@TemmieContingenC Жыл бұрын
Liverpool in hell
@kvark2066
@kvark2066 Жыл бұрын
5:53 Exactly. one cockroach has been ruling there for like 28 years
@playerhs7572
@playerhs7572 8 ай бұрын
Пхаахаххахах
@ZoveRen
@ZoveRen 7 ай бұрын
Усатый таракан
@ladros9154
@ladros9154 Жыл бұрын
Man, you almost killed me due to laughter. 10/10
@greenbean0685
@greenbean0685 Жыл бұрын
8:59 “the nation anthem is hardware” *Home Depot theme starts playing
@helgeschneider4417
@helgeschneider4417 Жыл бұрын
According to 8:49, not only does Japan use a currency, it also has an astounding landmass of 2,2 km².
@BuddySweyzer
@BuddySweyzer Жыл бұрын
1:56 The Nazis proposed a law prohibiting the marriage between non-Germans and New Zealanders
@kanewar2979
@kanewar2979 Жыл бұрын
1:39 yep that definitely looks like hell
@Caterev0038cool
@Caterev0038cool 9 ай бұрын
no
@supernastja_art
@supernastja_art Ай бұрын
@@Caterev0038cool what do you mean by “no”?
@erinsgeography3619
@erinsgeography3619 Жыл бұрын
"The Philippines is one of two Asian nations that most people respect." Don't leave me hanging like that. What is the other one?
@facuzamorano7839
@facuzamorano7839 Ай бұрын
The republic of virus
@ielnotevsa2997
@ielnotevsa2997 25 күн бұрын
The Republic of Internet
@Soitisisit
@Soitisisit 22 сағат бұрын
Japan
@User-eb7my
@User-eb7my Жыл бұрын
Kid: When i grow up I want to become an astronaut Cancer: 12:48
@tonywilde1709
@tonywilde1709 Жыл бұрын
4:48 Scotland, or Salad. Man, I've been calling it Internet all these years.
@danielmoraes8598
@danielmoraes8598 2 ай бұрын
Ah, yes, the beautiful country of Internet, also called Salad. Lovely place
@dapperhedgehog5690
@dapperhedgehog5690 Жыл бұрын
Man, the Buddha sure does get around.
@broccoliyong9319
@broccoliyong9319 Жыл бұрын
As a Singaporean, I can confirm that we are a completely separate group of living things and are different from animals
@AnAverageAustralian
@AnAverageAustralian 5 ай бұрын
The picture of baby Austrian painter labeled as ‘Liverpool in hell’ got me 💀
@swagmund_freud6669
@swagmund_freud6669 Жыл бұрын
You can actually figure out a bit about Laotin from this. Like I assume the word for "crab" is similar enough to in spelling "Putin" that Google translate gets confused. You can also see the language English is always just called "the UK" which makes me think that the two are the same word in Laotin with interchangeable meanings.
@throughcracker6591
@throughcracker6591 Жыл бұрын
Can confirm: crab is ປູ (pu), which absolutely confuses the translator, and ອັງກິດ (angkid) is used for both the language (ພາສາອັງກິດ, pasa angkid) and the country (ປະເທດອັງກິດ, pathed angkid)
@throughcracker6591
@throughcracker6591 Жыл бұрын
Also, the same crab thing is why Emperor Puyi was translated as Emperor Crab
@DogDogGodFog
@DogDogGodFog Жыл бұрын
In Russian the crab poaching season is called something similar to 'putin', I think
@dimvajra5880
@dimvajra5880 Жыл бұрын
There's an actual joke about Putin being a crab, because some people misheard his "rabotal kak rab na galierach" (I worked like a slave on galleys) as "rabotal kak krab na galierach" (i worked like a crab on galleys)
@tomasbeltran04050
@tomasbeltran04050 Жыл бұрын
@@throughcracker6591 þanks for ðe information
@imya234
@imya234 Жыл бұрын
The Australia one is kinda accurate for who was in charge from 2007-2008. The Governor-General (the successor) was Michael Jeffery, and the Prime Minister was Kevin Rudd. So it's almost right, just 15 years out of date.
@DogDogGodFog
@DogDogGodFog Жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, the reason why Putin was translated to 'Mr Crab', is because in Russian the word 'putin' also refers to a crab hunting season. When they are typically caught to be eaten as seafood.
@axl7762
@axl7762 Жыл бұрын
"putina" means fishing season and not crab, I doubt we have a place to hunt crabs. The actual reason is simpler-Putin said once in an interview that he had to work like a slave when he was young; like a slave sounds pretty much the same as like a crab, so we had a bunch of memes and caricatures
@DogDogGodFog
@DogDogGodFog Жыл бұрын
@@axl7762 No but as in, why his surname was automatically translated to 'crab'.
@mellow_mallow
@mellow_mallow Жыл бұрын
But aren't these articles translated from Laos? I think another comment on here said that the word for crab in Laos is "pu" or something
@DogDogGodFog
@DogDogGodFog Жыл бұрын
@@mellow_mallow I initially assumed that this was one of those 'translated through X amount of languages' memes.
@mellow_mallow
@mellow_mallow Жыл бұрын
@@DogDogGodFog oh, understandable. It's incoherent enough to be one.
@distritofederal7187
@distritofederal7187 Жыл бұрын
L I V E R P O O L I N H E L L
@NP3GA
@NP3GA Жыл бұрын
5:17 okay okay credit where credit is due this sounds pretty dope
@WhatIsSanity
@WhatIsSanity Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The translation was accurate.
@claudetheclaudeqc6600
@claudetheclaudeqc6600 Жыл бұрын
You mean dinos did the nono thing before germany?
@tpianist
@tpianist Жыл бұрын
@@claudetheclaudeqc6600 yes
@godlymoose9118
@godlymoose9118 Жыл бұрын
they were right about Obama's spouse
@Obmenistrator
@Obmenistrator Жыл бұрын
This is extra funny because "Putin is a crab" is a meme in Russia
@mr.creeper7802
@mr.creeper7802 Жыл бұрын
I have Adolf Hitler, and it wasn’t self-diagnosed.
@the6597
@the6597 Жыл бұрын
0:26 the Nazi era was just really hungry ig
@PorterStats3
@PorterStats3 11 ай бұрын
Hungry for Hungary.
@NOBLESIX-UNSC
@NOBLESIX-UNSC 5 ай бұрын
​@@PorterStats3british food, still almost bombed (at least for autism)
@atlas-ks7kl
@atlas-ks7kl Жыл бұрын
no clickbait. i got exactly what i came for. you earned a subscriber for that one. i haven't laughed this hard in a while i just finished the video and im currently in tears from how much im laughing
@iloveyousomuch11111
@iloveyousomuch11111 9 ай бұрын
except the premise is a lie
@mcnugget677
@mcnugget677 Жыл бұрын
11:07 kind of looks like dark chocolate melted on a bench, so it’s not entirely wrong.
@ButterFromDiscord
@ButterFromDiscord Жыл бұрын
5:02 as a Norwegian, I can confirm …that this is wrong
@NandoGarcia-q5h
@NandoGarcia-q5h 11 ай бұрын
🤯
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 Жыл бұрын
How can Buddhism be the prime minister of Turkey, but the Buddha himself is the prime minister of Libya and Thailand?
@pavelthefabulous5675
@pavelthefabulous5675 Жыл бұрын
Mr. Crab: "SPANGEBOBBBBBBBB! why the fuck did you let Zelensky steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formuler?" "Give the conscripts... supplies??? ARHARHARHARHARHAR Spangebob 'me boi, that costs MONEY!"
@projectkepleren
@projectkepleren Жыл бұрын
7:45 as someone who live in Thailand. Yeah this sounds about right lmao
@supermegadrive64
@supermegadrive64 Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine the reason this is so incoherent and nonsensical is because there's very few Laotian moderators to correct and check things so people who speak Laotian can just plagiarize to their hearts content. That and paired with the fact that Laotian doesn't receive the same attention a language like Spanish or Arabic would get from Google.
@serbiancountryballs
@serbiancountryballs Жыл бұрын
Lao is relatively hard to translate because tons of words are really literal. We use what they are to say what they are. Hitler is autism (you know why) cat is roughly meow so as tons of other animals
@Sewblon
@Sewblon Жыл бұрын
If people were just plagiarizing others, then they would just plagiarize the most easily available and popular texts. So the errors would just be the most common errors, not completely zany errors.
@CrushedAsian255
@CrushedAsian255 Жыл бұрын
7:14 that’s probably related to the diacritics getting messed up and misinterpreted as numbers (VNI maybe)
@starcereal
@starcereal Жыл бұрын
"Dinosaurs at the end of the nineteenth century, 65 million years ago" pretty much the extent of every 6 year old's historical understanding
@stoopidapples1596
@stoopidapples1596 Жыл бұрын
Kevin was genuinely our prime minister a decade ago. I imagine Laos Wikipedia doesn’t update the Australia page that often...
@vegvisirtac
@vegvisirtac Жыл бұрын
Please make more of these I’m dying from laughter 💀
@TheTeramon
@TheTeramon Жыл бұрын
2:30 Well, for Putin "Crab" is a real nickname after his famous phrase "Vse 8 let ya pahal kaK RAB na galerah (or "Entire 8 years, I was working as a slave on a galley" or "Все 8 лет я пахал, каК РАБ на галерах"). It was spoken the way it was easy to perceive as "kak krab" (as a krab on a galley), hence the nickname. So, It is a pretty good translation, tbh
@DJsWorldOfficial
@DJsWorldOfficial Жыл бұрын
2:36 Yesterday at the time of this comment, SEP 15 2023, is the day of this comment, which on SEP 14 at 9:00, I was just watching the first season of SpongeBob, and it was kinda funny. And the Mr Krabs joke was hilarious, so deja vu, I guess?
@BibboRacing96
@BibboRacing96 Жыл бұрын
5:12 "Stato della Citt2 del Varano" "Plastic city"
@latexbeep
@latexbeep Жыл бұрын
It's the least landlocked country in the world
@clarabel_adoring
@clarabel_adoring Жыл бұрын
@@latexbeeppuro
@latexbeep
@latexbeep Жыл бұрын
@@clarabel_adoring meep
@bobthebuilder7059
@bobthebuilder7059 Жыл бұрын
5:25 i see no inaccuracies here
@enderguardian7443
@enderguardian7443 Жыл бұрын
average turkish man in berlin
@danielmoraes8598
@danielmoraes8598 2 ай бұрын
Yes, Istanbul the most famous city in Croatia
@imrigly
@imrigly Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that KZbin recommended your channel to me
@abiatar1985
@abiatar1985 Жыл бұрын
same
@COLSTERYouTube
@COLSTERYouTube Жыл бұрын
12:50 Be • Mouse bag
@danielmoraes8598
@danielmoraes8598 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, I was thinking about being a mouse bag Whatever that is
@paraphilicanalysis1737
@paraphilicanalysis1737 11 ай бұрын
1:16 Unironically what Netanyahu believes
@wind2536
@wind2536 Жыл бұрын
The editing makes this so much funnier. Great job. Subscribed.
@Nickelbag610
@Nickelbag610 Жыл бұрын
How can you laugh at such tragic events. Autism or Liverpool wiped out my family in the Hooray 65 million years ago.
@e.d.gproductions7989
@e.d.gproductions7989 Жыл бұрын
4:03 oh i can understand what It tries there, vessel -> vehicle -> car
@wizardninjapenguin
@wizardninjapenguin Жыл бұрын
The word is supposed to be 'son'.
@e.d.gproductions7989
@e.d.gproductions7989 Жыл бұрын
@@wizardninjapenguin hm but it can also be that. It's true according to the bible that jesus is some sort of "vessel" of god no?
@wizardninjapenguin
@wizardninjapenguin Жыл бұрын
@@e.d.gproductions7989 The Christadelphian belief is that Jesus was the son of God, the same way that other people are sons of their fathers. And that Jesus was not himself God, but acting in accordance with his will.
@agoodname3250
@agoodname3250 Жыл бұрын
2:24 as a jew i can confirm that the jews have 3 places of living: 1- israel 2- the yeddish autonomous oblast and 3- israel pr note: israel pr just recently decleard independence from ukraine under the supervision of president of russia volodymyr crabsky and is located in ''dhjunk'' edit: yes the flag of israel pr indeed looks like an ambulance
@orukarm
@orukarm 11 ай бұрын
Good man that crabsky
@themanlymanface
@themanlymanface Жыл бұрын
" Liverpool in hell "💀💀💀
@immakittybear7989
@immakittybear7989 Жыл бұрын
Love how the blanket is getting so globally well known! It's books are great, to bad it has so many holes that no more can be written ❤
@LucSkyOCT
@LucSkyOCT Жыл бұрын
You know you did a good job as a small content creator when people say "Underrated"
@Moomoo254
@Moomoo254 Жыл бұрын
Oh nice, you used the Siivagunner King for a Day art of Mr. Krabs at 2:41.
@subwaywiz445
@subwaywiz445 Жыл бұрын
11:34 so that’s where my grandpa went
@jommisalami
@jommisalami Жыл бұрын
South Korea's national anthem is the Home Depot theme 8:58
@aVoidExit
@aVoidExit Жыл бұрын
3:42, this killed me so hard
@Badsha4laif
@Badsha4laif 7 ай бұрын
AcHnI CrHeHeMe??
@Swagmaster07
@Swagmaster07 Жыл бұрын
This brings a whole new meaning to Mr crabs quote "I like money."
@rasarbanab
@rasarbanab Жыл бұрын
10:45 (insert unfunny joe mama joke here)
@tobythedumb0
@tobythedumb0 Жыл бұрын
joe swanson
@BruhDidYouKnowThat
@BruhDidYouKnowThat Жыл бұрын
Joe Biden
@DaGoofy_Goober
@DaGoofy_Goober Жыл бұрын
🗿
@Arman_914
@Arman_914 9 ай бұрын
Joe papa
@cart4092
@cart4092 Ай бұрын
dislike
@AndyIsBackk
@AndyIsBackk Жыл бұрын
7:31 HE LORE!!!
@MB_Biggie_Cheese
@MB_Biggie_Cheese Жыл бұрын
Characters in the Mistranslated History Cinematic Universe: He, She, Me, I, and The Buddha.
@conallhunt7271
@conallhunt7271 6 ай бұрын
Weren't the Chinese emperors also named Thanks
@sacredf8
@sacredf8 Ай бұрын
​@@MB_Biggie_CheeseDon't forget French Tourist
@ielnotevsa2997
@ielnotevsa2997 25 күн бұрын
@@MB_Biggie_CheeseHe (Bulgarian), She, I (Matt Justin), You, The Buddha, French tourist
@MB_Biggie_Cheese
@MB_Biggie_Cheese 25 күн бұрын
@@ielnotevsa2997 we’re always getting new characters!
@davisthedaviskids2574
@davisthedaviskids2574 Жыл бұрын
"the Nazi era was a glorious eradinosaurs" I remember seeing pictures of Hitler riding those big long necked dinos, cool
@dominikkorbely5809
@dominikkorbely5809 Жыл бұрын
6:19 technically true
@axostierIV
@axostierIV 3 ай бұрын
When he said "8 Russia" Welp I'm out of this planet, bye
@kedragold
@kedragold Жыл бұрын
The way you present your videos and the humour in them is amazing. I was baffled to find that you have under 100k subs. Please keep making awesome videos!
@keesdriesen9256
@keesdriesen9256 Жыл бұрын
You should do more of these funny Wikipedia mistranslations. Please! I love these!
@ChloekabanOfficial
@ChloekabanOfficial 11 ай бұрын
(2:20) Ah yes, my favourite country: the Republic of the Internet.
@ivanlom5948
@ivanlom5948 Жыл бұрын
So this is why mr crabs had war flashback 2:31
@enclavesoldier770
@enclavesoldier770 Жыл бұрын
0:49 i see, a fellow wolfenstein player
@AnglicanFish
@AnglicanFish Жыл бұрын
I think a lot of these are mistranslations also combined with lack of info from Laotian wiki users. Like Scotland was basically a stub so that gives you an idea of what kind of info these guys have.
@NikkaTiel
@NikkaTiel Жыл бұрын
This channel is so good, the edits, the subject of the videos, the humor. Brilliant
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын
Time traveller: *Bumps chair* The timeline:
@SrSteve404
@SrSteve404 Жыл бұрын
10:32 i am brazilian and i confirm.
@acatlol2930
@acatlol2930 3 ай бұрын
Memories broken
@Darksypng
@Darksypng Жыл бұрын
Damn these are Internet Historian quality level videos. I hope you get more views this is extremely amusing
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