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[@nyx2199]

The real difference between men and women? Men don’t have arms.

[@rabbitdrink]

WHAT? BUT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS

[@spindash64]

can confirm, am typing this with tongue

[@keykiyoshi7443]

Another unrealistic expectation for men

[@funky2670]

they got *grabby dicks*

[@shazziec3610]

yourrrrewq we tifhyt wrf don'tr

[@ascendedcat260]

4:18 I can just imagine this guy saying "Sex doesn't create a child! How else could my girlfriend get pregnant when we never had sex, huh? Checkmate!"

[@pissapocalypse]

My guy is so deep in denial he's making up scientific explanations

[@LillaVya]

Oh god, that poor guy

[@maia7569]

OH-

[@shiranuifirefox7897]

Why Does that sound like the virgin Mary’s story •_•

[@bradleypearl2986]

Why did I only now just get that?

[@the13throse]

If you gave someone a blood transfusion using menstrual blood, they would go into septic shock and die...

[@ayyub9855]

thats the way to go m8

[@neuroseptember1020]

No, it’s mostly because it’s unsanitary and easy to get STIs from

[@mcdonad4206]

Woah

[@johnjohn2570]

Have you ever tired?

[@johnjohn2570]

Admittedly that’s a good but you know nothing ventured nothing gained

[@melledevries4685]

+1 for knowing the muffin man scene from shrek by heart

[@ringthebellamy]

Who doesn't, TBH? 😂😂😂

[@Human-gu2cx]

Chadwick . Just Chadwick. If you look at the background of the video real hard you can see a foot with mushrooms growing on it

[@saccharinesong7241]

@@Human-gu2cx There's also a dog dabbing

[@rubyyates4778]

"Do you know... the muffin man?"

[@im_a_tortoise9299]

@@rubyyates4778 The muffin man yes who lives in dreary lane?

[@coolsk8r]

This video is basically: 25% Gingerbread man 25% George edging 50% David's laugh

[@lolololololgeep8503]

12.5% Gingerbread man 12.5% Acting like a female bumping their thing into a table- 50% David's laugh 25% Tampons

[@lbpfan315]

5% pizza and pizza with arms

[@khadiwoohoo]

fax

[@vibrantvista3470]

Do you know the muffin man

[@RobwithoneB]

50% David's laugh is usually how I prefer my soothouse.

[@NightEyeStudio1995]

The lack of proper sex ed in regards to human female anatomy is honestly scary, like... I'm honestly worried for these people

[@kingofroses302]

I was taught absolute abstinence and nothing about female anatomy. I learned everything i did through researching womens medical websites.

[@kroduss4802]

I’m a girl and even I’m not 100% sure how the royal fuck anything works.

[@finchbelknap3498]

Frigg Fluff When my school gave us a “sex Ed” class they told us about pregnancy and the rest was about the male body. Not a single thing regarding females besides the womb and cervix. I feel like, in the society talking about women’s genitalia is seen as uncomfortable or wrong. Which it’s just as needed as knowledge for men’s.

[@DeathGripsIsOffline696]

can i just say i was expecting to see you here ? not saying its bad im just jhsd;oifdhs its been a few months since i looked at your content.

[@himei4004]

I don't think you need sex ed, just don't skip biology classes

[@meher3238]

I put on my headphones but forgot to plug them in and I just blasted *OnLy WoMeN hAvE hOrMoNeS* to the entire room lmao

[@meowistforlife]

Me & Her nice!

[@wildwolfwitch8226]

Lol where were you?????

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Just be glad you didn't get "BIGGEST, EASIEST ORGASMS ALL THE TIMES"

[@Chunkboi]

Only women have hormones. That’s why all men have Addison’s disease.

[@user-ui9kt3fv2n]

hehehe, did ur roomates beat you

[@saea8677]

Ah, the two genders: pizza, and pizza with arms.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

saepoyo pii Of course.

[@narutiuzimaki]

I'm all for same sex marriage, but which one is the pizza and which one is the pizza with arms

[@magibear357]

this is pizza with legs erasure

[@fynnla.e]

@@narutiuzimaki God created Pizza and Pan not Peter and Man.

[@magibear357]

@@azbe8289 no i am trans i just thought pizza with legs would be funny

[@SorrowTV]

bump

[@sp3ctum]

Sorrow TV nice job with this. I think both your channels are at their peak when all of you cross over like in this video.

[@boogiecousinsformvp7117]

First

[@unlikelyspecimen244]

Sorrow TV how did you manage to get lost in the comments???

[@rezorteclipez4517]

Bump

[@brysonodell5931]

Boob

[@Hot18Shot]

"That's the devil's doorbell and if you keep ringing it, soon enough he will answer." "Just abuse it like it's a Bop-it!"

[@eva-kp6jh]

"FFS STOP RINGING. FOR ALL I CARE YOU CAN TAKE THAT SACRIFICIAL BLOOD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS."

[@1WEareBUFO1]

* women instinctively bend over, for Sorrow the clit god *

[@Hot18Shot]

Eve - For god's sake lad! Do please use the word "arse" instead of "ass", this is a jolly British channel here! Good day sir, tea and crumpets!

[@jovanaavramovic2485]

as a woman, i think balls are a myth

[@parafaust6201]

Baseball players just quivered

[@theguythatasked6400]

@@parafaust6201 fuck their on to us

[@Aaron_HD]

As a man I think child birth is a myth

[@hiveknight7416]

You cracked the code

[@Moogchungus]

@@Aaron_HD yup we just spawn our babies

[@atree9284]

Once agirl in my class had her period and missed class, and a guy tried to tell me you only bled once. Like a single period. Not a weeks worth of terror, just one bleed, and no pain.

[@anakruger2412]

I thought that you only got your period once when I first got mine and I sobbed about it, I was so heartbroken.

[@iwy8879]

Oof I wish

[@VeraEdelman]

I used to think that too before I got mine so I don't blame him lmao

[@atree9284]

Leviathan “A weeks worth of terror” A weeks, as in being in posession of a week Other way to write it “a week filled with terror”

[@atree9284]

Leviathan damn that would be, no joke, terrifying

[@center12]

As a medical student, I officially am trying not to have an aneurysm.

[@user-hh8vi2rc6l]

Me as well, but I'm not even that much into Biology.

[@Chunkboi]

If you weren’t crazy when you started, consider going crazy, that’s how you survive med school. Although if you hit that level known as “batshit insane,” you may have the right stuff to be a surgeon. Other advice...obsess about the USMLE step 2 like nothing else.

[@jacala9184]

As a certified human woman...

[@savagesalvage9449]

@@jacala9184 Lel

[@whalesharko4465]

@@jacala9184 I'm still trying to get mine

[@Overquoted]

I dunno about that whole 'Satan's doorbell' thing. Mine must be broken cuz he's never shown up. And it's been rung *a lot.*

[@havokshere]

i like how guys can joke about jackin off and its funny and just guys being dude,s but when girls joke about the SAME damn thing, it's considered disgusting by idiotic people. No one asked your opinion buddy.

[@einhorntaschentuch9404]

seigeengine Here's some advice: If you can't handle humans having a sex drive, just like any other animal out there, don't click on a video containing it and don't bother reading the comments under said video. Weird how some people don't seem to have common sense!

[@einhorntaschentuch9404]

seigeengine What does that even mean?

[@seigeengine]

It means you're attacking a position I don't actually hold: one that you've made up. Specifically, my comment has nothing to do with not handling other humans having a sex drive. It has to do with me criticizing a woman for making gross and vulgar comments, and the general perception that these comments are okay for women to make, despite the fact they're considered disgusting and creepy for men to make. The funniest part of this is, if any of you fucking morons actually responded to what I actually said, you might have convinced me I was responding too extremely, but instead you've attacked me on made up bullshit, and incentivized me to double and triple down on my conviction.

[@hylianespeon3062]

overquoted *WoAh* take like maYbe _three_ stEpS bAcK therE plz XD

[@cecipasttenseseesaw]

I like how they specified that only /straight/ women who get breast deductions are selfish. So glad I can get a breast reduction with full support from the homies

[@cecipasttenseseesaw]

@@Jan7kowa11 thank you! Biderman ftw

[@PhysicallyAwake]

That was such an ignorant comment and it physically made me ill lol.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

@Soft White Room Wtf does that even mean..?

[@cecipasttenseseesaw]

@Soft White Room I’m sorry, what?????

[@alannamiller1360]

Some people straight or not have to get reductions. They can get excessive pains and back problems if they dont .. :/

[@p0cketwatch]

sorrow’s laugh is the most clearly pronounced ‘HA. HA. HA. HA.’ I’ve ever heard

[@halolime117]

It’s called fake laughing

[@Drogon7102]

@@halolime117 i dont think it is.

[@marsmurderer9868]

HA HA HA HA HA.

[@m25632]

He's like a cartoon laugh

[@moonbeaststudiosgaming]

@@halolime117 It's absolutely not lmao. He laughs like that all the time. He just has an adorable laugh

[@justakarefreekiwi659]

I wish menstrual pain was a myth lmao

[@lunarequine7734]

KarefreeKiwi same, my cramps are horrible

[@OneWingedHoneybee]

Same, I'm glad I'm not in school anymore because having to sit through class with bad cramps was actual hell

[@Huntooooo]

Thank Jesus I'm a boy

[@thegoldenmoon3254]

same

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

OneWingedHoneybee Mine were so bad, I literally had to sit in the nurse's office for half the day one time because my dad's phone was broken.

[@ratbanter]

'you sound like the gingerbread man from shrek' i'm in tears-

[@66666Ray]

blu whut

[@americancheese9103]

blu Dumb they said gingerbread

[@reddrumdrum]

One time someone told me you had a baby automatically, I was scared in 1st grade about having a child at any momeny

[@haru4328]

Our primary school teacher told us that if the girl didn't have a boyfriend she would probably be automatically pregnant when on her period I still have nightmares about it

[@bugsieverse]

Up until 4th grade I thought saliva got you pregnant, so when people kissed each other they would get pregnant. One time I used my dad's toothbrush, and I didn't realize (they were both green) that I was using the wrong one until I had already brushed my teeth, and I started screaming and I ran downstairs, and my dad was having a beer with two of his friends, and I screamed, "DADDY, YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!" I was such a smart little child...

[@samsamson9696]

Verse lo

[@bugsieverse]

@@samsamson9696 Lo and behold, I have no idea what you mean by "lo"

[@samsamson9696]

meant lol, keyboard didn't catch the last l.

[@thatnicklongo5939]

Her: I want a baby Him: Okay my love, turn on the vacuum cleaner Him: * takes off pants *

[@shoutaaizawa5810]

ThatNick Longo *sluuuuuuuuuurp*

[@lennon8435]

Henry hoover

[@IsleNaK]

Someone in fact wrote a doctor's thesis about using a vacuum cleaner to masturbate. The reason, a lot of his patients came in with injured penises and the doctor found out the source. It was one particular vacuum cleaner model that led to injuries so he figured out how to modify that model to prevent further injuries. I IRC, the company that made those vacuum cleaners implemented the doctor's suggestions. The doctor was German or Austrian...

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

@@IsleNaK That is so amazing yet so terrible i-

[@WarDragon72345]

Vacuum vag is what made me actually laugh out loud.

[@boiboi9314]

*S L U R P*

[@magicblini]

I wonder his age tho. Or maybe he's just a troll

[@TheUnslainDragon]

WarDragon72345 lol same

[@mgb2172]

Whoever said that must've been very young, brainwashed by 'religion' or just dumb.

[@chirosechi4537]

WarDragon72345 for me it was the bump on the table part xD

[@emmaloy9965]

“Our genitals are not for pleasure” Clit: exists purely for pleasure

[@amvanime3556]

Emma Loy um you are wrong my friend

[@Rosa-ds1jf]

AMVAnime what other purpose does it serve?

[@amvanime3556]

Rosa Where do we think we pee from

[@Rosa-ds1jf]

AMVAnime right, of course. Almost forgot, thanks for reminding me.

[@emmaloy9965]

AMVAnime yes i too pee from my clit

[@TheRogueWolf]

"Just abuse it like it's a Bop-It!" Yeah. Dead. Right there. Killed me.

[@shiroaranea2741]

The Rogue Wolf That was bloody brilliant!

[@Xezian]

Bop-it, twist-it, turn-it, fuck-it, caress-it

[@lividsphincter4098]

@@Xezian These new bop-it extremes are getting out of hand

[@joannis46678]

This is so sad.

[@bits3608]

And 666 likes

[@BeanieGoth]

As a menstruating teen, I can indeed confirm that we donate our blood. 「I have been warned to not share private information, so I apologize. Our secrets shall not be revealed to you mere mortals.」

[@blueshell292]

THEY WERENT'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT GOD DAMNIT

[@hatenayousei]

oh hey! I was the one in the corner eating paper! glad to see my fellow cult members!

[@mothersandfuckersofthejury5416]

FUCKING SNITCH

[@skeletonman1126]

Me too

[@void4067]

Stfu before the cult comes after you

[@truewickedkittenASMR]

As a girl and a registered nurse I'm currently crying in the corner of our ER 😂😂

[@hellothere8270]

Mike Warski what the fuck

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@RK-tp1bq yoy

[@gitrogZG]

Mike Warski power move

[@shingoji524]

RIP in rest.

[@whalesharko4465]

@@hellothere8270 he's checking for her hymen

[@parkernapolillo721]

I mean, I wish periods were tiny dots...

[@shadechim2393]

Periods technically are tiny dots It's a "."

[@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207]

.

[@durdleduc8520]

Holy shit, yeah.

[@durdleduc8520]

Neighbor Ghost Again, not how periods work. Their heaviness don’t depend on how many kids you’re having. Sure, you might have less periods, but the periods won’t be less intense. The menstruation cycle happens due to the regular building and shedding of lining of the uterus, but it doesn’t shed if an egg is fertilized. The only way pregnancy affects periods is if they happen or not. Even if someone tends to have a lot of kids, when they go through a cycle without being fertilized, they still need to shed and renew the same amount of lining. Edit: Just to note, you would literally have to become pregnant AGAIN within like a month of giving birth to completely skip over periods due to pregnancy twice in a row. It’s straight up irrational to assume that women were getting pregnant so often that they “didn’t have time” to experience a full menstrual cycle.

[@0Onyx13]

I wish menstrual pain was a myth...

[@ariadnatorrekens9107]

"do women actually orgasm?" not with you buddy

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

🤣🤣

[@deffdefying4803]

Oh man I felt that burn from here

[@SnowDragon_2204]

ouch i recoiled from the burn XDD

[@JennWanderer]

One of the greatest self owns of all time

[@acethefox]

r/murderedbywords

[@lizipearlvlogs]

3:41 is like me saying "as a girl, I think morning wood is a myth." It doesn't make sense to invalidate something that happens to people just because it doesn't happen to you.

[@goodgaming2764]

You know that comment was a joke right???

[@lizipearlvlogs]

@@goodgaming2764 I don't believe so. I've run into guys who *legitimately* believe that menstrual pain is not real/menstruation is not natural. They're crazy, but they do exist.

[@goodgaming2764]

Oh, that’s not good, but it’s worse to be like them and say morning wood is a myth, they are bad people but doing the same means you are as bad.

[@lizipearlvlogs]

@@goodgaming2764 aha, I know it isn't a myth. It was just a comparison to give an example of what it's like to hear something like that. I'd never say anything like that in a literal way, but it was the best thing for a comparison.

[@BigBirbler]

yeah but morning wood is actually cool

[@epicOway]

I once had a guy trying to tell me that women dont grow ovaries until puberty.🙃

[@candyinmyivan6113]

Ugh everyone knows that women's ovaries are stored in the clit then absorbed into the uterus when they have there first crush

[@julianbeldham8684]

He knows the word ovary, he's a keeper

[@Sandvichman.]

Sounds like a proper lad.

[@vamuse]

Tell Timmy he needs to go back to sex-ed.

[@fusionfountain]

To be fair that is when they get ripe and juicy 🥴

[@medlockjodengrad6231]

Scientists are wrong about classifying us humans as "intelligent animals"

[@Eryph]

You're right, dolphins and mice have us beat by a mile

[@kyramaye140]

Correct

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

Well to be fair, the scientists are humans too, so can you really expect intelligence from them?

[@bombabombom3603]

The real intelligent animals are dodo birds.

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

Well scientists are humans...

[@GreatFlamingEyebrows_]

No one on earth is as good at choosing topics as Soothouse

[@rhythmf.4460]

I love this flat earth

[@ebu6880]

MrSplendid like the fucking "pictures of beans where beans shouldnt be in" or some amazing shit like that

[@mrmaniac3]

shikz. g "so I have a folder on my hard drive with about 60 pictures of bread stapled to trees..."

[@langaurd]

Dave

[@JXEditor]

1k

[@MagicMaster667]

I remember that one I saw on tumblr in the wild, some years ago... It went something like; _'tampons toothpaste etc, get out with that from our stores, I don't wanna see it.'_ 'you don't brush your teeth?' _'Of course I don't brush my teeth, I'm a guy._'

[@princeramblerose]

wasn’t that post revealed to be a joke that was taken seriously, and the toothbrush thing was the punchline?

[@tavvy4426]

I have indeed hit my cronch against the table and I fookin screeched

[@purplecat0000]

cronchy

[@bri5033]

@@purplecat0000 Aaaaa

[@veroniquesingh5056]

@ଘNana AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@KeaBee23]

@@veroniquesingh5056 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@mikudayoooooo]

breaking the chain, but long story short ping pong tables can burn in hell

[@amyisaway7800]

as a girl who teaches at an all-boys school, i've heard some of these, and some weirder ones, before 😂

[@danstr6766]

amyisaway Cmon, you've got to give examples!

[@kasu3196]

Fuzz Toast School with only male students.

[@oceanman2512]

Fuzz toast w h a t?

[@frichickenishaplaysmc2381]

"that is why, me, man with big dick make women so easy orgasm all times. all of the times. biggest. easiest orgasms."

[@k4496]

amyisaway you can't just say that and not give examples

[@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy]

Do these people have some leather bound books

[@buffnatsuki7204]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos Leather bound books are stored in the vagina, as the clitoris is used for birth

[@scottdavidson1208]

They have many...

[@phoenixwright1465]

They read their leather bound books while eating pant.

[@psych4910]

Scott Davidson I have many a volume of leatherbound books

[@scottdavidson1208]

Animatronic master, I too, have... Many leather bound books...

[@cynicat74]

That was an incredible Gingerbread man impression

[@suzbone]

6:30 there's nothin more fun than ding dong ditching the devil

[@madisoncat405]

I want this embroidered on a sampler with pretty flowers to hang on my wall.

[@MotH_V01D]

Is that a ruined orgasm joke?

[@sophieblack5115]

Edging joke???

[@sydsugarskull]

suzbone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bonelessmice6828]

kinky

[@woodyscorner8536]

7:50 "Abuse it like a bop-it" This is what I'm doing instead of my school work.

[@cutecat304]

I mean.... I guess some people are into that

[@jejcnsjdndjskdjrn8329]

Woodys Corner lmao

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

@@cutecat304 That's probably somebody's fetish...

[@TheBoeingE]

Dumb Killjoy there is a fetish for everything imaginable, like trying to summon the devil by flicking the ol’ clitoric door bell.

[@mucuslime]

name checks out

[@arynburrsir]

"That blood gets wasted!" unless someone wants blood coming out of someones uterus, which would be very concerning, then no, we're throwing it in the trash.

[@seigeengine]

I think the real lesson here is that women are bad for the environment.

[@anakruger2412]

Not to mention the scraps of literal tissue that fall out as well.

[@23rdpresidentoftheunitedst64]

And also that in one period you lose less than 25% of a glass of blood (if I remember correctly)

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

Period blood isn't like normal blood, it's thicker and slimy and it's got chunks in it.. so yeah

[@overthinkit_]

Period blood is… _not_ blood. Most of that “blood” is your uterus lining - the tissue your body prepares for a fertilized egg (which never comes). Your body doesn’t have a use for it, and so down the drain it goes! It’s dead tissue, muscles, mucus, and a whole mixture of Unpleasant Things that - if you were to inject directly into someone’s veins - could kill a man. There’s surprisingly little blood coming out of a vagina. Fun fact: that’s also why period cramps hurt like a bitch! You’re basically giving birth to dead tissue that your body is decomposing and flushing. You could also compare it to a miscarriage, though I’m uncertain if that’s a fair comparison to make… at all.

[@LORDFUCK2828]

Menstrual cramps dø ńöt ëxįšt *P E R I O D* pun was very much intended

[@sciss.r9916]

Nice pfp btw

[@helloworld2409]

Oh hello fellow "I want to do that cursed font but I'm on mobile and have to mąķě ďø"

[@calibricalypso]

@@yappin_idiotbox Your experiences aren't universal, haha. I've had period cramps that were more painful than the time I ate spicy noodles while I had gastritis. Sometimes they get so bad I can't even stand up

[@Mrsheep-sn1iu]

𝔊[̲̅e̲̅]꓄ I𝓉 𝕛🅞[̲̅k̲̅]𝔈

[@blankslate7491]

@@yappin_idiotbox haha, my mom's are so bad she cries, and she's a grown woman, maybe take into consideration not everyone has the same level of pain

[@ellismcsmellis3345]

"sliding down the umbilical cord" 5:00 I'm 99.99% sure that babies do not come out of the umbilical cord. But what do I know, I'm just a biology student.

[@seigeengine]

You can slide down the outside of something, like sliding down a firestripper pole.

[@ellismcsmellis3345]

@@seigeengine Of course, I forgot about firestripper poles. :)

[@mcdonad4206]

Wait they don't????? My life is a lie

[@TheGreenTaco999]

Thanks for the explanation, I almost got confused

[@xgullafter9590]

Wow you don't have to be a biology student to know that though

[@apophis9061]

* presses devil's doorbell * " aye Satan, u home? "

[@obliviousotterI]

Satan just pushes his head, large horns and all, slowly and agonizingly up through the vulva and shouts STOP BOTHERING ME

[@Tronicate]

"yea man just checking to see if ur hymens intact"

[@nothinglively]

there was 555 likes, and that's the holy number, so i had to get rid of the holiness for this cursed comment

[@nothinglively]

@@ikuradon111 we're almost to 666 likes, how bout that?

[@nothinglively]

@@ikuradon111 yeahh

[@atlastgames]

There's something about watching a video with a bunch of people having a conversation and laughing that makes it 10x funnier

[@eldrichhorrornya5933]

They do say that laughter is contagious...

[@DrHojo123]

I think it makes it feel more human when one guy does this kind of things there laugh to the images and that and move on but since this a group the make jokes and laugh with each other.

[@eyelessjack8260]

David's gone

[@liofotia]

666th like

[@yw5617]

If I recall correctly people are 30 times more likely to laugh when others are around. Source: Vsauce

[@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843]

I've said it once and I'll say it again: SEX EDUCATION IS A NECESSITY.

[@isskull7272]

Nah. Then they'll just tell us that the pp water isn't stored in the bol.

[@osmacar5331]

"Do women actually orgasm" yes, yes they do, and it's not subtle...

[@seigeengine]

Orgasms vary in intensity, and differ between people.... but yes, generally.

[@the-uj8hi]

Not when having sex with him

[@Rose-xe4ct]

seigeengine I thought you hated comments about sex and thought they were disgusting. Imagine being such a massive hypocrite.

[@fuckinguwu4962]

@@seigeengine youre a nice guy most likely

[@seigeengine]

@Rose Maybe you should pay more attention to my actual comments instead of the triggered gremlins shitting themselves in response.

[@five5105]

Conspiracy: *Sorrow actually played the muffin man*

[@trinitymartinez3592]

Lazy HOLY SH*T

[@weeb3244]

Lazy he played every character in shrek 2

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

It's not a conspiracy when it's true.

[@bagelee_]

Lazy hE REALLY IS GOD

[@five5105]

I leave this comment and it has five likes, come back a day later and it has 400. Nice.

[@theycallmedoor5062]

I was at a hair salon getting a fresh hair cut but... I think I cut the baby cord! *SOMEONE HELP*

[@uwu-bebs]

Just vacuum the baby back in when it slips out problem solved

[@vixendais9988]

Bro, just plug it back in

[@lycandeadfall8542]

This proves that not everyone should be allowed to have a kid.

[@doga5899]

That's a spot on impression of the gingerbread man

[@CaptainDoomsday]

It's not that they have no idea, it's that they're 100% confident that they do.

[@AtlasInTheWest]

Captain Doomsday it’s both

[@foxhoundfrolic]

*activates hymen-detecting glasses* E N H A N C E

[@logans811]

frickshamer *HHMMMMMM*

[@foxhoundfrolic]

TheEsotericGamer 🤔🤔🤔

[@Sukainuu]

frickshamer how do u do THAT bold text?

[@dr.disaster422]

*ZOOM! ENHANCE!*

[@foxhoundfrolic]

I threw up in a bucket. nothing else you put a '*' in front and behind of the sentences. *YEEHAWWW*

[@stefan6347]

When I was little, I was taught that babies are made when 2 people who loved each other slept together. I used to sleep on the same bed with my little sister (this is when we were younger than 10) and as a kid with few friends I loved my sister (not in a creepy way), so I was always scared about it until we get our own bedrooms.

[@hayatobun]

it's kinda sad that you gotta specify "not in a creepy way" I mean, it's totally valid to love your family (and friends)

[@mrwednesday687]

Bush did menstruation pain

[@sharina5917]

Common knowledge

[@lookingforsanjunipero4542]

Best. Comment. Ever 😂😂😂

[@reaganb6173]

Mr Wednesday That little fucke.....

[@huffrhea]

_Get him and make him feel everything we feel_ XD

[@vjapple3083]

Mr Wednesday It was a inside job

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

*do you know the muffin man?*

[@tumbletunes3101]

dylxn grxce no.

[@cyperus4589]

The Muffin Man

[@joshuadoll9000]

THE MUFFIN MAN!

[@ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186]

The muffin man?

[@tamiaharris7248]

dylxn grxce *THE MUFFIN MAN?*

[@largeandmildlythreateningr2966]

Genuinely encountered someone who thought "black women don't have periods and it only happens because of poor diet". He said "it should only be a single drop of blood hence the name period." I think his contact with women was probably limited to the inflatable plastic kind

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Or the body pillow kind.

[@commanderwaddles3483]

Or anorexics

[@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797]

katherine turner by his logic, I'm on my period. I have big dick. My dick is big.

[@metademetra]

If you’re only bleeding one drop of blood a month instead of bleeding continuously for 3-7 days, there’s actually something wrong with you.m

[@ameneko98]

Have these men never heard of a period of time?

[@aSliceOfChoccyMilk]

"Just abuse it like it's a bop-it" My favorite line ever

[@NylaTheWolf]

*_Bop it! Pull it! Twist it!_*

[@pissapocalypse]

@@NylaTheWolf Hey definitely don't do that lol

[@caerys]

Apparently my vaginal suction power is too weak because I've had to resort to manual insertion every time. Feels bad man.

[@bagelee_]

Angela hAHaH

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

Angela My clitoris only attracted my finger.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

At least you don't suck up dust. That stuff hurts, man.

[@beep898]

👆👆👆👆 weak

[@sasdagreat8052]

Skyprince27 I feel bad for the man.

[@ResidentMilf]

As a woman, I think the pain a man experiences when he gets kicked in the nuts is a myth.

[@seigeengine]

On a serious note, it surprises me how many women don't seem to realize that they're also vulnerable to getting kicked in the groin. It's also exceptionally painful for woman, and a good kick to the groin of either sex can be as serious as being fatal. Men because of the sensitive organs on the outside, women because their pelvis is more fragile, and can be broken by a strong kick there.

[@ResidentMilf]

@@seigeengine I am aware, but you have to get kicked at the right angle and/or with the right amount of force. I can accidentally graze a testicle with a knuckle and have a man on the floor.

[@shadechim2393]

Dont underestimate how bad getting hit in the balls actually hurts

[@Aqua_Bargus]

Women have twice as many nerves running through there. Not saying it doesn't hurt bad for dudes tho.

[@josef7461]

Yo it travels into ur stomach and u literally cannot breathe and u just double over and can't scream or anything its horrribbbleeee

[@HeavyWeather225]

*JUST PLAYIN' THE LONG CON* -Sorrowtv

[@HeavyWeather225]

Na its how to be nose blind

[@RaccBoi98]

Ffs haha

[@joshstevens8983]

ah all i know is that you need febreeze to fix nose blind

[@HeavyWeather225]

DIY nose blund

[@NoNameHasBeenFound]

More like playing the schlong con

[@luminous3558]

"Female orgasm is a myth" gives a whole new meaning to the term orgasm denial.

[@the-jar]

THIS COLLAB IS A DREAM COME TRUE. DO THIS AGAIN

[@barbi2503]

YUS

[@YoutubePizzer]

ShowStopper Oh man, did they do it again.

[@Nekomakesnoisesagain]

@@KZbinPizzer sadly, no

[@poignantkraft39]

Shout-out to my boy seigeengine, who's been tearing up this comment section with pointless arguments.

[@seigeengine]

And the triggerslut is here too.

[@seigeengine]

Keep telling the world how upset you are that someone doesn't agree with you, kid.

[@poignantkraft39]

Oh god, here he comes

[@seigeengine]

I've been coming since before you got here.

[@wongledongle340]

Shit guys he's here

[@rebbi8548]

How long will it take for people to understand that the hymen is not able to tell you if a girl is a virgin...

[@01234567891011121338]

Rebbi LiebtKekse I think a puppet show would work. I like puppet shows.

[@facelessman5063]

What the guy above me said

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

Blame porn.

[@thedubstepaddict3675]

Wer mag Kekse nicht??

[@chickenskink1]

Right? Fucking hell

[@imayhaveasmalldickbut3125]

i knew so little about womens anatomy when i was a child that when i first got my period i thought it was more rational of an explanation to assume that i had somehow gotten hemorrhoids.

[@madisonjones8794]

The muffin man re-enactment is the quality content I subbed for

[@That1Guy..]

My Girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary.

[@Gnoza_]

Lol just like mine

[@hartvideos6656]

Top notch math joke

[@jonathanscott5144]

A classic.

[@anonymouscat3772]

*chef’s kiss*

[@buffnatsuki7204]

They just needed leather bound books

[@jennakatze5401]

Buff Natsuki nice profile picture

[@lirima-hirumi]

Buffsuki

[@TheJackbilly]

Buffski

[@miloradowicz]

It's an interesting thought, my man, thanks for sharing.

[@zeph3338]

i

[@katiedoodles]

The comment of “the clit is used for creating a child” haunts me, not just because it’s so horribly wrong, but because I’m just so fascinated by how someone could come to that conclusion, like how’d they get to that point?? Was it a super strict church or something? Their parents? Or their own bizarre imagination and nobody bothered to correct them, I can only imagine what they’re like now😳

[@dr.altoclef9255]

They’re actually a super intelligent hyena who thinks the rest of the world is populated by super intelligent hyenas.

[@earthwormlen36]

Underrated fucking comment

[@makaylahturner3723]

It's refreshing to hear men call out other men's absurd assumptions of the female body

[@keeweefroot2692]

Makaylah Turner oh a feminist.

[@OatsTheOcelot]

Keewee Froot w h a t

[@ackermanlol]

@@GodBlessAmen333 This comment is the dumbest? Have you not watched the video? Sth is wrong with you, man.

[@clementinemilk]

I’m so confused in why so many people are *triggered*

[@SophiaAstatine]

Well this comment thread is the pinnacle of societal cancer and the overarching intellectual degradation of our species and any hope of its future amongst the stars.

[@dinosaurusmaximus8506]

1:42 I lost it at the Gingerbread Man from Shrek bit. Thanks guys.

[@Lillyluvsanime]

It's a "period" because it happens periodically. As in a span of time, on a fairly regular basis... idiots should not be allowed on the internet.

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

rip internet then

[@lisyaorancrazed]

No, they should. It's an excellent way to find out all the stupid opinions people have that we would otherwise be ignorant to. Example: I didn't think anyone was dumb enough to think that the clitoris is for creating a child. I now know people really are that dumb.

[@Lasarius]

If there weren’t idiots on the internet we wouldn’t have soothouse :(

[@gideonthangcin8179]

LIESSSS!

[@andreisdead2830]

@@Lasarius lmaooo

[@Lord_Viscerate]

It’s fascinating to me, how incomprehensible some human beings actually are.

[@leilanivaughan-williams3038]

"Menstrual pain is a myth" No it's a nightmare

[@crimes_of_jazz7256]

But nightmares aren't real. Hmmmmmmm.

[@leilanivaughan-williams3038]

@@crimes_of_jazz7256 You know what I meant -.-

[@crimes_of_jazz7256]

@@leilanivaughan-williams3038 Yeah, I know. I was making a joke. Sorry.

[@leilanivaughan-williams3038]

@@crimes_of_jazz7256 It's okay, I did suspect it but some people *do* argue like that so I wanted to make sure XD

[@meetaverma8372]

Yes

[@sooz7740]

4:57 Ah yes, the umbilical chord. Very popular in modern music.

[@aj76257]

Sooz nice catch lol

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

Chromiia YT Well yeah. Babies play it by sliding down it.

[@chicckennugget9276]

6:11 *Slowly moves my eyes to the 90 gigabytes of “Homework”* I need church

[@joke_jester8394]

C h i n k e n N u n g e t holy shit the fuck is wrong with people you do need Church

[@economixxxx]

Only 90? Heh

[@potatoes9289]

i need jesus

[@lear6720]

C h i n k e n N u n g e t I have 1tb of “Homework”

[@maxieprimo2758]

Just not the Catholic one.

[@LizzieShiro]

The period blood one made me question how humanity has lasted this long. That kind of stupidity can be deadly.

[@crayvd8229]

Holy shit that Muffin Man segment was so spot on!!😂😂

[@quentincasort9640]

THE MUFFIN MAN

[@demmazx1475]

Ikr lol

[@ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES]

@@quentincasort9640 the muffin man?

[@quentincasort9640]

@@ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES the muffin man

[@ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES]

@@quentincasort9640 Yes. I know the muffin man who lives on drury lane.

[@alliebean3235]

Regarding cutting your hair while pregnant, it's possible op is polynesian; hair is very sacred in most polynesian cultures (someone of a lower rank than you in the tribe can't touch your hair, for example), and avoiding cutting hair while pregnant is still a common practice in many polynesian countries. I live in new zealand and have studied hairdressing, and there are a lot of polynesian hairdressers who refuse to cut pregnant womens' hair bc it's tapu to them. just a bit of context for why someone may be worried about it, soz for gettin too serious on a comedy vid

[@joshuaalderson8187]

Alice Charlton wait really? :0

[@alliebean3235]

Yep! Also sometimes polynesian people will ask to keep the hair that was cut off when they get a haircut so they can go home and burn it, some may also ask that it doesn't touch the floor. It's part of their culture and belief system so as a hairdresser it's important to respect that

[@joshuaalderson8187]

Alice Charlton woah, not gonna lie things like that are interesting as heck to me lol, thanks for educating mah dude ^w^!

[@alliebean3235]

No worries man, happy to share the knowledge!

[@seigeengine]

Taboo. Also, that is ridiculous. Humans are ridiculous.

[@BidenBlast420]

*ooн ooн*

[@Villfuk02]

bump?

[@yoyodud67111]

Villfuk 02 COCAINE

[@diavolosteddy7594]

oo oo

[@RY0404]

oon oon?

[@naiknaik8812]

oh ooh

[@DeanDraxon8752]

I love Sorrow's belly laughs. Like, uncontrollable, full powered, throw your head back laughter kinda laughter. It's sp rare to hear it when he's doing a video by himself. But here. At 8:33 , you can hear that power. The pureness in that laugh kills me, I don't know why.

[@peachinne5345]

I THINK THE REASON PIZZA WITH ARMS IS BECAUSE THE UTERUS LOOKS LIKE A PIZZA IWTH ARMS

[@seigeengine]

Maybe if you've never seen a uterus.

[@EterPuralis]

seigeengine he's not entirely wrong

[@sarahwilson7156]

That looks nothing like a uterus 😐

[@newentry.-.8086]

Sarah Wilson Read the previous comments. They break it down. Sure, it looks nothing like the door sign but look at a front-view diagram and think of what they said, it’ll make a tiny bit more sense.

[@dankdungeon5104]

Sarah Wilson oh really? Show me proof

[@crimsonhalo13]

Gene police! SIR ... GET OUT OF THE POOL!!

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Sir: Nuuuuuu!!!

[@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek]

Crimson Halo ha

[@genericgacha5563]

Crimson Halo gene from the emoji movie

[@pinksocks8697]

The pool is closed

[@peony4175]

This episode made me cry, literal tears. I haven't laughed this hard in so long!

[@jallenchen6071]

Andrew Cervantes its something about group laughing sessions that always gets me

[@justintime8811]

Andrew Cervantes kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZXdmIJ7q8iZq5I This video made ME laugh the hardest, idk if it's just me, but you should check it out :P

[@aurea.]

I cried too, but not from laughing, unfortunately

[@justintime8811]

Martha G. what

[@aurea.]

Skygirl gaming and more I meant that some of the posts made me need a moment because of all the blatant inaccuracies

[@Chunkboi]

6:30 So the Devil is a gynecologist? “Sorry, I can’t take your soul, it already belongs to your insurance company. “ 8:23 From the NC-17 version of Labyrinth.

[@madsclausen4028]

Can you please give give further explanation to 8:23 "Your Penis Is Title Only"

[@Chunkboi]

Mads Clausen Actually it was more “Your penis has no power here” as an allusion to “You have no power over me.”

[@toastymcgriddle2058]

Guys the majority of period blood isn’t even blood

[@theternal]

Muffin man, take my by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand.

[@latedawns1797]

Sanjar Rakhimzhan nice PFP

[@kNo1bdy]

I can confirm as a boy, I don’t have arms.

[@kNo1bdy]

Leviathan with my foot

[@MrMeme2006]

same

[@threelayerbeefybeanburrito872]

Hmm, boys will be boys I guess *starts shedding my arms off*

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

soothouse: pant david: *_raucous laughter_*

[@RoseDragon529]

These people need to be taught biology

[@Force-hiddenmasquerade]

Ali Penn this is why we need sex ed

[@theblackbaron4119]

Surprising, in the age of information, where people like that could actually Google it. But they still decide to post stuff that shows their lack of education about basic biology.

[@carlnorum571]

These people need to teach biology 😂

[@DD-jr3mq]

Ali Penn they need a brain to begin with

[@stuffz4040]

They’ve ascended beyond uploading at the same time to literally being in the same video

[@NimhLabs]

It is a good thing Soot House and SorrowTv exists... I have no idea how I'd get my "reading things on the internet" fix without them... Kidding aside... love you both you guys so much. Still hoping one day you can be encouraged to fight each other to the death... you know, for my own amusement. NOW DANCE FOR ME!

[@hobogiraffipollo1096]

Katrina Payne Well, looks like Sorrow just uploaded too.

[@dawndefender]

Yeah, remember those horrible times when you had to look at funny images on the net by yourself? So glad it's over.

[@kd8084]

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[@jarodmoodley7925]

Katrina Payne AMEN to THAAAT !!!!

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I agree. Very insightful comment.

[@ohokay4663]

Nobody seems to know anything about the hymen so heres a fun lesson about it. Starting with facts, because there are so few compared to myths; The hymen can sometimes break during intercourse. That's about the only thing they've got right, besides the fact that it exists. Myths: - The Hymen should really not be breaking during intercourse. If your partner or whatever you're inserting into you is a comfortable size, youre relaxed, and theres proper lubrication, there should be no problems. It does happen sometimes, but the risk is exacerbated by extra stress or pressure on the area. - The hymen is not a barrier. It's an archway of muscle within the vagina, more like a banner that's passed under than a gate that blocks the way, feel me? There are some conditions where the hymen can block the vaginal opening, but those are rare and can be fixed with medical intervention. - There's no guarantee they'll even have a hymen, or at least much of one. Hymens vary in size, and some people dont have one to begin with. - Hymens can be damaged in ways outside of sex, some of which include injury or exercise. Basically, the hymen is an arbitrary uh indicator of virginity as those who've had sex can still have it in tact, and those who haven't could have a broken hymen or no hymen at all. Virginity in general makes no sense to measure, because theres no physical permanent change in the body after protected sex (unless you're really fucked up somehow).

[@ohokay4663]

Actually for anyone who DOESNT know this anatomy, including those who have it: 1) it's pretty hard to orgasm without clitoral stimulation 2) if you slam into the cervix its gonna fucking hurt 3) menstruation hurts a lot, but it shouldnt hurt so much that you cant walk. Severe pain could be a symptom of a menstrual disorder and you should talk to an OBGYN about it if you're concerned. 4) DONT clean the inside of the vagina with some!!! It's self cleaning and has a sensitive pH balance, upsetting that balance could increase your risk for infection. 5) The pH of a vagina is like really weird, so I'm just gonna say it; if your underwear looks bleached after long term use, that's probably normal.

[@SkySquad]

Thank you muchlu for the infos

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

20% of Americans attend a school that teaches absolute abstinence. i see where that 20% ended up

[@kenetickups6146]

mcciv5wt _ That's what happens when you let religious degenerates run the country

[@refusingtoconform]

Where are you getting these numbers? Explain yourself.

[@bugsieverse]

More like 10%, cause the other half couldn't turn on their computers

[@BloomorAkisa]

Meta Breakers you can just do simple math backwards from this: www.plannedparenthoodaction.org/issues/sex-education/sex-education-laws-and-state-attacks

[@folbykleetwood7462]

@@kenetickups6146 ah an atheist supremist

[@WitteArtistry]

THE MUFFIN MAN!!!

[@sarahrodriguez1980]

Witte Artistry That entire part of the video killed me 😂😂😂

[@WitteArtistry]

Sarah R. Me too 😂😂😂💚

[@jayleu2472]

IT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE GINGY’S VOICE TOO

[@barnaclescum7011]

Gingerbread-senpai is my waifu

[@xthatghomiex2939]

2:09 He just described how many women he's disappointed.

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

Ooooohhhh

[@brittnismith5997]

I was literally thinking the same damn thing lol

[@Deadchannel614]

4:56 “just a bloke standin there” lmao

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Can we get a Bad Male's anatomy? "Is pee stored in the balls?"

[@akaihato3769]

Someone You Don't Know that's not bad male anatomy that's the truth

[@ajpoopfucker]

That's just a fact

[@americancheese9103]

Someone You Don't Know Mega dumb that's good male anatomy

[@j335h5]

Bad males anatomy? but pee is stored in the balls? thats a fact im pretty sure, everyone says it

[@croc3862]

Someone You Don't Know It's stored in the dick which is why we called it a penis

[@hannahjeffrey7155]

That thing about donating period blood made me want to throw up

[@Nova-vk5qb]

I'm a gay male, how do you think that made me feel? Lmao

[@Ubersupersloth]

Wouldn’t work technically work, though? Blood is blood. Though I guess it wouldn’t be the cleanest blood.

[@sourpa_tchkids]

@@Ubersupersloth NO IT WOULD NOT

[@laurelwatts3603]

I shuddered at the thought. Ew.

[@berserker3414]

@@Ubersupersloth period is not blood, jesus. It contains blood from wasted mucosal tissues and certain toxic hormones, but it's not pure blood and you can kill someone if you inject it.

[@pundits8690]

Wamen right

[@garbageboystinkman4159]

I FREAKING LOVE THE VIDEO YOUR AVATAR IS FROM

[@nintastic23]

Yoshi With DownSyndrome I ruined the 666.

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Yoshi With DownSyndrome Respect them

[@rosedragon3498]

Where's your cocaine yoshi

[@ddenisehhoy8369]

Ultimate Corgi God what vidya would that be

[@donofdeaths]

Rhianna should've been in this one, she could've learned so much about her own body from these obvious doctors.