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@TheAkashicTraveller
@TheAkashicTraveller 10 ай бұрын
The whole cancer killing cancer thing is actually one of the hypotheses for the cancer paradox. That being the larger an animal the more cells it has the cells the more chances for cancer to develop but that larger an animal the less likely it is to get cancer and the largest animals are just completely immune to it.
@vladivascanu108
@vladivascanu108 10 ай бұрын
Imo the increased immunity is more intuitive to me
@calanathenerdqueen2170
@calanathenerdqueen2170 10 ай бұрын
Kurzgesagt did a video on this! It’s called Peto’s Paradox, and it’s actually really interesting!
@bluiciousalt7804
@bluiciousalt7804 10 ай бұрын
Kurzgesagt made an entire video about this.. check if out if you’re interested because it’s really good!
@Cherokee51774
@Cherokee51774 10 ай бұрын
Horses very rarely get cancer. I'm hoping mine isn't one of the minorities. He has some questionable masses.
@SlashCraftJack
@SlashCraftJack 10 ай бұрын
It's called a mega-tumor.
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 10 ай бұрын
You are bad guy. But this does not mean you are a _bad guy_
@sans_the_skeleton.
@sans_the_skeleton. 10 ай бұрын
69 nice
@Умеретв
@Умеретв 10 ай бұрын
What
@Green24152
@Green24152 10 ай бұрын
less confusing form: "You are an antagonist, but you are not a villain." those two words mean different things fyi (antagonist just means opposing the protagonist and villain means being evil)
@Умеретв
@Умеретв 10 ай бұрын
@@Green24152 thank u
@Shalakor
@Shalakor 10 ай бұрын
@@Умеретв The original comment is a quote from the movie Wreck-It Ralph.
@sssdoom
@sssdoom 10 ай бұрын
For the soulmate one at 8:35 it'd be a funny twist of it if after helping so many people, one day one of them, a few months later just shows back up. After all, the curse is that they find their soulmate a few months after dating you, nothing about it says that you can't be their soulmate.
@cinnamoone3553
@cinnamoone3553 10 ай бұрын
i thought of that loophole too, and it's such a sweet idea i love it
@arcticfluffyfoxy
@arcticfluffyfoxy 10 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD YEAH
@t1Pz
@t1Pz 9 ай бұрын
Damn someone needs to write this one
@mangaanimefan3089
@mangaanimefan3089 8 ай бұрын
Yes! Loophole! That's what I was thinking.
@roxanneconner7185
@roxanneconner7185 8 ай бұрын
This healed my soul
@honeybee2587
@honeybee2587 10 ай бұрын
If I saw a woman stealing baby formula. I wouldn't stop her or speak out against her. She clearly is stealing not because she wants too but because she needs too. She has a baby that needs to eat. And in today's economy I cannot blame her.
@utamari
@utamari 10 ай бұрын
If I had money I’d probably stop her just to pay for it
@Bob_TheRobot
@Bob_TheRobot 10 ай бұрын
@@utamari I would as well.
@Milk-ck1wv
@Milk-ck1wv 10 ай бұрын
I still think it's wrong to steal even if your desperate but I also don't know if I'd intervene either because what other thing could you be doing with baby formula besides either resell it very expensive or to use it
@SilverAceOfSpades
@SilverAceOfSpades 10 ай бұрын
​@@Milk-ck1wv Be chaotic good and resell for dirt cheap
@xenogorwraithblade2538
@xenogorwraithblade2538 10 ай бұрын
Baby shit is already exorbitantly expensive, dude. It is ALWAYS morally correct to steal from companies and establishments that make necessities cost luxury prices.
@danteglory95
@danteglory95 10 ай бұрын
With the storie of the guy getting cancer in his cancer. Thats why whales rarely ever die of cancer. The cancer takes so long to kill the whale that it gets cancer and dies first.
@Shsy7573
@Shsy7573 9 ай бұрын
Taking the concept of the enemy being their own downfall to a whole new level w/ that one (also, don’t think I don’t see your pfp. I approve)
@Pikrioling
@Pikrioling 7 ай бұрын
It's actually just one of the theories about why big animals don't get cancer.
@YunxiaoChu
@YunxiaoChu 5 ай бұрын
Wow
@lilbythedemon
@lilbythedemon 4 ай бұрын
huh
@teddy-beargamer6385
@teddy-beargamer6385 3 ай бұрын
God, it’s like Mr. Burns’ immune system.
@datguymiller
@datguymiller 10 ай бұрын
8:21 I just asked "what color are your panties" in a really creepy voice, haven't gotten a scam call since
@UnkownWonders
@UnkownWonders 10 ай бұрын
The real way to get no scam calls again
@datguymiller
@datguymiller 10 ай бұрын
@@UnkownWonders I'm pretty damn sure they told every other scam center to not call my number
@Aztonio
@Aztonio 9 ай бұрын
Yooooohoho...
@dezzydream
@dezzydream 9 ай бұрын
i always use a swiss accent and insist that they buy my car
@meka.1142
@meka.1142 5 ай бұрын
I start making snorts and saying they should roleplay with me, and that I should send them a photo of my katana while holding my nose
@naomiseadragon2676
@naomiseadragon2676 10 ай бұрын
11:54, this is missing the best part: the official Chuck-e-Cheese tumblr account reacted to this and said they'd take revenge on the people who wouldn't let the kid go to Chuck-e-Cheese. Probably not an official account for the company, but still pretty cool.
@alexashford1993
@alexashford1993 10 ай бұрын
Kinda childish if you ask me, what are THEY gonna do if parents don't let their kid go?
@dr_alto_clef
@dr_alto_clef 10 ай бұрын
​@@alexashford1993 it wasn't their kids, it was the school that did this
@vincentguttmann2231
@vincentguttmann2231 9 ай бұрын
You should see @amtrak-official
@queenchaosyet
@queenchaosyet 5 ай бұрын
Ah, very sorry to tell you but people pretending to be companies as jokes is a very common thing on tumblr. It is most certainly *not* the ‘official’ chuck e cheese account ran by the company
@GoroAkechi_Real
@GoroAkechi_Real 10 ай бұрын
3:40 I just binged all of Gravity Falls this past weekend and both Grunkles are chaotic, but Grunkle Ford is absolutely chaotic good. Man came out of a portal ready to fight his brother for shoving him in, learned that he's a great uncle to a new set of Pines twins, and was just "oh. stanley loves you. okay i do too."
@ceu160193
@ceu160193 10 ай бұрын
Ford is too naive, in my opinion, which is why he fell for Bill's tricks. Unlike his brother, who spent his whole life as crook and cheater, so was able to outsmart Bill.
@infinityblayde1973
@infinityblayde1973 9 ай бұрын
​@@ceu160193 To be fair, Ford didn't know Bill was a trickster when he met him. After that, he's much more serious in his encounters. He's still pretty naive overall though.
@Slimy_Cake
@Slimy_Cake 4 ай бұрын
Actually, it’s just the zipline/gripper gun, so it was more likely he was going to seal the man’s face ( he said that it could do it if I remember correctly)
@something1600
@something1600 10 ай бұрын
2:04 actually, getting a cancer on your cancer is actually a good thing as the original cancer now has to fight the new cancer.
@Captainwowzerz
@Captainwowzerz 10 ай бұрын
i used the cancer to destroy the cancer
@dippst
@dippst 10 ай бұрын
this is (quite literal) living proof that 2 wrongs do, in fact, make a right.
@josephdavison4189
@josephdavison4189 10 ай бұрын
Finally, CANCER 2, CANCEST
@Fanboy_of_everything
@Fanboy_of_everything 10 ай бұрын
@@josephdavison4189 sounds like Alabamian can company
@THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL
@THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL 10 ай бұрын
siphoning from the siphoners
@Ghostfighter797
@Ghostfighter797 10 ай бұрын
Lexi doing r/chaoticgood is a chaotically good combo. :D
@jadengal100
@jadengal100 10 ай бұрын
Lexi narrating any subreddit is a great combo
@sleep_deprived_stormworker
@sleep_deprived_stormworker 10 ай бұрын
i see what you did there.
@SBPepperminion
@SBPepperminion 10 ай бұрын
Chaos Soldiers Unite.
@PIZZAdayisback
@PIZZAdayisback 6 ай бұрын
He's my least favorite of the VA people on this channel
@sadmac356
@sadmac356 5 ай бұрын
@@PIZZAdayisback she
@rat4441
@rat4441 10 ай бұрын
Can’t beg enough for an Emkay special where all the narrators react to memes together
@dippst
@dippst 10 ай бұрын
memes... OF EACHOTHER!
@something1600
@something1600 10 ай бұрын
Probably would have to stay up late due to being in different time zones.
@breadisverytasty
@breadisverytasty 10 ай бұрын
that would be awesome
@strangevol5264
@strangevol5264 10 ай бұрын
It would be nice but yknow they have other jobs n stuff and time zone difficulties, particularly with Jack
@m2pt5
@m2pt5 10 ай бұрын
MST3K style! Complete with shadows overlaid on the screen!
@UndercoverDigital
@UndercoverDigital 10 ай бұрын
I worked in loss prevention for a few years and every time I caught a single mom stealing bread and peanut butter (or anything else) to feed their kids, I refused to press charges because I had that discretion. Instead I would get them in touch with the right resources to help get them back on their feet that they might not otherwise have known about.
@toubi4316
@toubi4316 10 ай бұрын
And that’s just the right thing to do.
@Dumby
@Dumby 9 ай бұрын
Preventing | || || |_
@crystalmrstessaroifyourena3505
@crystalmrstessaroifyourena3505 7 ай бұрын
You . I like you . More people need to evaluate situations like these the way you did .
@mcrain1283
@mcrain1283 Ай бұрын
what about single fathers
@tinkrtailr
@tinkrtailr 10 ай бұрын
I love my dog. He was supposed to be a service dog. He's super trainable... and super smart. He knows a bunch of commands, but will not do them unless he sees that you have treats to reward him with. Example: I taught him "Where do we go?" when he was a few months old as the command to go into his crate. Five years later and he still refuses to do it unless you show him you have treats. Oh, he also refuses to go potty without a human outside with him, which was not the intention when I potty-trained him; like, he will literally hold it in for hours while we're gone, only to go when we go outside to get him. Oh, and I've previously trained two separate dogs fully so I do have experience.
@jismeraiverhoeven
@jismeraiverhoeven 10 ай бұрын
You gotta love how smart pets can be sometimes
@Green24152
@Green24152 4 ай бұрын
I mean, at least he isn't doing it where he shouldn't?
@mavadelo
@mavadelo 10 ай бұрын
1:50 Dutch busdrivers have done the same thing. They don't call them "strikes", they call them "punctuality actions" (there is more to it than just "no fare" but that is the only part the public will notice)
@CleanYourSkullDaily
@CleanYourSkullDaily 10 ай бұрын
8:11 no joke, my orchestra teacher will have us all play as loud as possible whenever he gets a scam call 💀
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 10 ай бұрын
You should play we are number one..just really loudly 😂
@mightyfetheredone
@mightyfetheredone 10 ай бұрын
You guys should surprise him by learning to rick roll on your own 🤣
@Margbrineandmilo
@Margbrineandmilo 10 ай бұрын
"just know that ford was 100% ready to shoot a man, so Mabel could keep her pet pig" SO WOULD I! holy momma jesus yall liked that-
@dawsonaucoin6239
@dawsonaucoin6239 10 ай бұрын
2:01 fun fact that is how very large animals deal with cancer because the more cells and the longer an animal lives it is more likely to get cancer in its lifetime so before tumour get big enough to affect the animal a tumour grows on the tumour called a hyper tumour
@littlekeg03
@littlekeg03 10 ай бұрын
we found the cure for cancer. More Cancer!
@ceu160193
@ceu160193 10 ай бұрын
Cancerception.
@dawsonaucoin6239
@dawsonaucoin6239 10 ай бұрын
yep exactly@@ceu160193
@arcticfluffyfoxy
@arcticfluffyfoxy 10 ай бұрын
@@ceu160193 y e s
@pastelk
@pastelk 10 ай бұрын
"hyper tumor" sounds way too cool lol
@otaku.assassin2993
@otaku.assassin2993 4 ай бұрын
PUTTING BABY FORMULA IN THE LOCKED CASE INSTEAD OF MAKING IT MORE AFFORDABLE IS UNFATHOMABLY HEARTLESS
@MK-of7qw
@MK-of7qw 17 күн бұрын
that's an example of lawful evil
@kiracrockett8125
@kiracrockett8125 13 күн бұрын
There are two reasons it’s locked in a case and neither have to do with keeping it away from mothers. First are the drug dealers who steal it cut their supplies. The other are stealing it to SELL to desperate mothers or try and return it to the store and get money for it
@alchemysaga3745
@alchemysaga3745 10 ай бұрын
8:50 As an AroAce person... this would be one of extremely few things that would give me a reason to date. Just because I don't have a romantic soulmate, doesn’t mean i think they aren't out there for other people.
@nileprimewastaken
@nileprimewastaken 10 ай бұрын
fellow aroace here, just wanted to say love the pfp lmao
@Aroacerat
@Aroacerat 10 ай бұрын
Same.
@SilvgalerStreamin
@SilvgalerStreamin 10 ай бұрын
ah yes, the power of being aroace
@catluvr2
@catluvr2 9 ай бұрын
I'm pansexual, and I immediately thought of this as being a complete win.
@Shadow-nj7ro
@Shadow-nj7ro 10 ай бұрын
Two negatives make positives, cancer, + cancer = no cancer
@ThePeaceluffer
@ThePeaceluffer 9 ай бұрын
That should be a multiplication not addition, since a negative + a negative WILL make a larger negative ;)
@SweetS2724
@SweetS2724 9 ай бұрын
@@ThePeacelufferor subtraction
@prorandocopier7945
@prorandocopier7945 10 ай бұрын
8:30 "Why'd... why'd you get back with me? Three months later..." "Because I realized, I couldn't live without you." - Cat Warrior's Fiancee
@davidjacobs7465
@davidjacobs7465 10 ай бұрын
A French teacher I had promised to pass everyone in class if even 1 of us beat his score on a live website that was there to practice your French. With that I mean it was like a private call of duty lobby of which he was the host. You got points for answering correctly in French and it wasn't a multiple choice thing. Well I was very close to beating him, but didn't manage it. But he did almost crap bricks by the end of it. Imagine you being a French teacher with C1 level in French almost being beaten by a B1 level student in French. A1 = beginner, C2 = native.
@naesala
@naesala 10 ай бұрын
I had a similar thing where my 8th grade Orchestra teacher said she'd buy anyone pizza if they could beat her score on a given clef in Staff Wars. I tied it and she got me an entire pizza the next day.
@Kafj302
@Kafj302 10 ай бұрын
7:07 imagine if Weird al made a song "please download this song" and it would be pretty much a guide on how to do piracy.
@snarkatryta
@snarkatryta 9 ай бұрын
The most weird Al thing to fo
@novaknavekey
@novaknavekey 9 ай бұрын
The dog poop note is even better because they used comic sans. That gets some people real riled up.
@jimwormmaster
@jimwormmaster 10 ай бұрын
13:06: For anyone wanting to do this, i recommend the EcoBlast, it's a refillable airhorn (uses a tire pump). So you can be socially *and* environmentally conscious!
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 10 ай бұрын
2:36 That is absolutely hilarious! I’ve never met a dog who is deliberately disobedient; but I love that he’s able to do all those things and just does them when he wants. The question is does he do them to cause havoc or because he likes a light on when he’s lounging in a room. I doubt it’s malicious - he’s not a cat, lol.
@Taizu314
@Taizu314 10 ай бұрын
Imagine being a cancer patient and having your luck turn around so drastically that your cancer dies of cancer.
@SawBSketch
@SawBSketch 10 ай бұрын
i am a man, and even i can see that Needing to get someone to open a GLASS CASE in order to get food for a baby, just because that food is a replacement for a natural produce, and somehow looked down upon, just feels like a way to shame moms from buying formula and "just make real milk"
@pablorocky6064
@pablorocky6064 10 ай бұрын
Also making it harder for women with medical issues who can't produce. And people still wonder why people are less likely to have kids these days.
@robinchesterfield42
@robinchesterfield42 10 ай бұрын
That is just scarily EVIL and....no. Just no. The more I learn about how baby formula has had horrible scandals and/or been insanely expensive over the years, the more I realise how INSANELY LUCKY I am to be as old as I am, so that I was a baby in the years that I was. Formula was affordable by working-class women like my mom and the brand she was using, at least, was NOT tainted with asbestos or melanine. For two examples. "wHy NoT jUsT fEeD yOuR bAbY rEaL mIlK?" Dude SOME BABIES HAVE MILK ALLERGIES. FFS. In some cases, formula is not a luxury "option". It's a NECESSITY.
@War450
@War450 9 ай бұрын
Uh... my guy? That isn't even remotely close to why it's behind a glass case and literally nobody 'looks down' on baby formula as 99.9% of the population uses it. It's behind glass cases because people steal it, rampantly. Not 'poor desperate single moms just trying to feed their babies!" either. Most of the theft isn't done by poor single moms. But it's one of the most stolen items in big box stores. THAT is why you need an associate to get it, to prevent theft. Stop stealing it, and stop defending theft, and it wouldn't be in a glass case. I swear it's astonishing the mental gymnastics people like you will go through to paint a 'woman = victim' narrative.
@airacummins5076
@airacummins5076 7 ай бұрын
There's also still people dying in childbirth with alive babies, so there's that too
@heyvedur
@heyvedur 5 ай бұрын
Well a lot of formulas (I think especially most of Aptamils products) are not actually made to completely substitute breastfeeding, but rather to help ensure a healthy transition to normal food.
@princealigorna7468
@princealigorna7468 10 ай бұрын
Kropotkin is one of my favorite dudes ever. He was born a minor prince is Tsarist Russia, but became an evolutionary biologist in college. At some point, he became aware of how destitute the peasantry and serfs were, and renounced his royal title to become an anarchist activist. Using his scientific background, he wrote the book "Mutual Aid: a Factor in Evolution", where he argued that communities that participate in mutual aid survive longer than pure "survival of the fittest". He's generally considered the founder of anarcho-communism.
@Efreeti
@Efreeti 10 ай бұрын
Looked it up and found the pdf of the book for free at The Anarchist Library!
@Techno_Idioto
@Techno_Idioto 10 ай бұрын
Bread Santa!
@princealigorna7468
@princealigorna7468 10 ай бұрын
@@EfreetiIt's an interesting read, especially against the "social darwinist"/eugenisist writings gaining popularity at the time
@Green24152
@Green24152 4 ай бұрын
Hell yeah, AnCom!
@gabrielbruce1977
@gabrielbruce1977 10 ай бұрын
11:08 you know what other plants work nicely? Mint. Plant so much mint. Even fire will not get rid of that crap and it SPREADS.
@Kiera_Spooky
@Kiera_Spooky 10 ай бұрын
Or toss some BURDOCK seeds in their yard. God, that shit is IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of 😂
@7evenseas975
@7evenseas975 10 ай бұрын
8:59 "I give others a gift that I cannot obtain myself"
@subject-0
@subject-0 5 ай бұрын
Loop holes:|imagenary blessing|: you get your soulmate after you break up whit him but he comes back after 3 mounth
@thaumoking9947
@thaumoking9947 10 ай бұрын
16:49 Always glad to see some Terry Pratchett appreciation
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey 10 ай бұрын
I don't know who made this, but I want them to do a whole graphic novel version of "Hogfather" now!
@hiihavebrainrot
@hiihavebrainrot 9 ай бұрын
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 10 ай бұрын
0:30 it's really annoying that people have to do this. Especially since you have others taking advantage of the situation and buying baby formula in bulk so that they can resell it for higher prices. Or send it to their home country. That was a big problem in Australia where a bunch of Chinese Nationals we're buying baby formula in bulk and shipping it over to China so that the Chinese government can resell it for a higher price. A lot of people were doing that and it's completely disgusting
@MikrySoft
@MikrySoft 10 ай бұрын
I somehow doubt it was Chinese government reselling it (although it wouldn't surprise me much), but the main reason for the import was that people in China don't trust domestic brands (with a good reason, from what I hear)
@shadowfluff2255
@shadowfluff2255 10 ай бұрын
I put my teachers down as my past bosses. They said I was great at working with people, very responsible and had the highest results in my group. (What was said depended on the teacher. I had a C in one class because he graded mostly off of teamwork and 108% in the other class.
@clasicpotato
@clasicpotato 10 ай бұрын
I would say that is the ok way to do the references. The post says that it is not illegal to pretend your friends are past bosses, this is false, while there are not laws explicitly against this is it counted as fraud and people have been convicted for faking references. (though it is more of a concern for an employer to give a over good/faked reference?
@Mustardpacket
@Mustardpacket 10 ай бұрын
"You better leave the pig alone" GUN:i have seen light again
@wta1518
@wta1518 10 ай бұрын
Interesting how they edited the thumbnail to be $24 instead of £19.
@tarhabrown8038
@tarhabrown8038 9 ай бұрын
But isn’t that about the correct exchange? Idk what the exchange rate between countries is tho, do you? Its all clickbait anyway lol
@wta1518
@wta1518 9 ай бұрын
@@tarhabrown8038 It is the correct exchange rate (or at least was when the video was uploaded), but it's just interesting that they did that.
@caseyblack7506
@caseyblack7506 9 ай бұрын
Merica
@tarhabrown8038
@tarhabrown8038 9 ай бұрын
@@wta1518 ok, thanks for replying!! I also think it’s interesting , now that you mention it.
@calebbasssinger
@calebbasssinger 9 ай бұрын
Most of his and many others’ best reach into potential clicks from thumbnails is Americans or somewhere in North America. It’s probably just to lure more clicks in.
@iainwmacintosh
@iainwmacintosh 10 ай бұрын
Posts so far that I've remembered as coming from Glasgow: 17:44 - ATM on Sauchiehall ("suc-he-hall" for Americans and English people, with the shortest "h" imaginable on the "he" and a short "c" on "suc", really it's a pronunciation that is long to explain over text) Street that charges your £1.99 per withdrawal, there are (as the picture shows) free ATMs nearby, just this ATM is right next to the main area on Sauchiehall Street that people can get taxis from, often some of the cash only taxis will wait there, someone will get in, then they don't have cash and the driver takes then to this ATM, so you get charged by the ATM and the driver has already started the meter 19:33 - taxi driver beating up terrorist at Glasgow Airport, the story is famous in Glasgow (and a hilarious story of failed terrorism), and I believe that taxi driver now has permanent free pints at his local pub
@loriw2661
@loriw2661 10 ай бұрын
I’m always so happy to hear Lexi’s voice! The Techgore and Chaoticgood are perfect for her!!
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 24 күн бұрын
she's sooo good for these, it bribgs me so much euphoria, i do miss the "whats up sexy im lexi"
@finndemoncat9379
@finndemoncat9379 10 ай бұрын
1:53 from what I have heard, that's actually possible, but rare. But on animals like elephants it's more common so they end up not having cancer.
@simritagop
@simritagop 10 ай бұрын
I started watching this on mute with subtitles cause I'm at work and I somehow knew just from the words being said that it was Lexi narrating this one
@nikitatavernitilitvynova
@nikitatavernitilitvynova 10 ай бұрын
I don't know if this fits but I saw a sign outside a pub in Nice France in the historical center. The sign said in English something along the lines of: "Dogs are welcome, humans are tolerated, kids must be held on a lead" I pointed it out to my mom and she said she saw the sign before when she went last summer. I thought it was hilarious.
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 10 ай бұрын
0:09 Yeah, there’s a difference between going a little over the speed limit because you’re late for work (or getting to the hospital), or even maybe shoplifting a piece of food because you literally can’t afford it, and like mugging someone or breaking into someone’s car.
@SuperiorPosterior
@SuperiorPosterior 10 ай бұрын
11:58 We didn't get a prize as cool as Chuck e cheese for doing a lot of accelerated reading tests. Instead, the winner got a plastic trophy, while second and third place got ribbons. When I was in 5th grade, I read all the Goosebumps, Animorphs and similar books that were in the library at the time, but got second place because a 6th grade girl did all the Clifford tests (which were still worth like 10 points each despite being brain-dead easy) just so she could beat me by one point. Third place has less than half my amount of points. When I was in _6th_ grade, I did all the Harry Potter books at the time, Eragon and Eldest, and every book I could find that was worth *_twenty_* points. I won the contest by setting a new school record of over 900 points. The previous year, where I'd gotten second place, I'd only had _300._ My record technically still stands, though my school has to drop the accelerated reading program in 2010, so it's not that they can't do so, but they won't be able to. Which is sad.
@SharpnelBoy
@SharpnelBoy 9 ай бұрын
So many hilarious ways to deal with scam callers. I got one a couple years ago, and I figured out very quickly it was a scammer just by the number alone. The way they worded their question also made it obvious. So I whispered "The walls have eyes" in the quietest, creepiest voice I could. They hung up immediately.
@War_Daddy103
@War_Daddy103 10 ай бұрын
The bits about HOA's reminded me of a story about how I got revenge on my mom's HOA before she moved for being controlling petty a holes: I have quite the interest in gardening and have my own mini jungle of a garden over at my house. this means I have access to large numbers of baby plants, specifically bamboo which if you know anything about it it spreads like nothing you've ever seen before and is very hard to kill completely. I may or may not have stuck bamboo shoots in just about every spot in the neighborhood I could find and even cut up the smaller or damaged shoots and sprinkled them around for the rhizomes to take root. Haven't been back to the area since she moved but I'd wager the bamboo is probably still there and if they actually got rid of it it most likely cost a decent amount also the fact that bamboo is notorious for growing under and damaging fences. was it petty and a bit overkill, yes but hell did those guys deserve it.
@eDoc2020
@eDoc2020 10 ай бұрын
Checking in on this is a good use for the likes of Google Street View.
@eldritchthorne
@eldritchthorne 10 ай бұрын
As someone who's worked in retail, with the baby formula thing and how expensive it is (some being an upwards of $52), more often than not, someone would steal it only to go into another store or have the audacity to bring it back to the store they stole it from for a cash refund only to get pissed when offered a store gift card. I've watched repeat offenders who loss prevention had been tracking for weeks to try to catch in the act at the front desk have absolute melt downs because they were told cash refunds weren't allowed on certain items due to the uptick of no-receipt returns for that time when a recall hasn't been issued. They got pissed even further when our store stopped accepting baby formula as a return item, rarely only accepting when the customer had a legit receipt. I don't know how the front desk people can handle this crap as the people returning the items get pretty aggressive when told no. If the formula doesn't come back for a return, it's often put up for sale elsewhere at a higher price. We had someone steal a crap ton of baby stuff one morning only to find it being sold it on the community Facebook page that night. We only had that information because one of our cashiers knew the woman and that she didn't have a baby. Seems quite common as well. Two years ago, it was so bad that they had to put lock boxes on the formula aisle, as well as several other high return items due to the theft and now it hinders those who steal it because they need it. Working in retail has taught me that items like this is not being stolen for what you'd think they're being stolen for and people are ready to screw you over that way with a sob story. They're being stolen solely to be returned for cash to do who knows what with. The amount of people who say they would turn a blind eye to someone stealing formula and run interference for the person with a predetermined notion is part of the reason why the item is now locked up and not available unless an employee unlocks it so you pretty much helped screw over the needy. Ya'll are played for patsies. Half the time if it's food or clothes someone needs, the managers at my store let it slide but if it becomes a problem like the formula ring that hit every store in the area back then looking for money, they'll shut it down.
@noobslayer6915
@noobslayer6915 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, most people here are kids (or have the mentality of kids). As long as they feel they've done good, without paying attention to any details or consequences...well, that's all they need.
@War450
@War450 9 ай бұрын
It is kind of funny seeing the amount of comments about 'poor single mothers' when 90% of baby formula theft is just people trying to enrich themselves, as you said. Also zero empathy for the poor single fathers? I guess they just work extra shifts to pay for it instead of resorting to theft or something.
@LineOfThy
@LineOfThy 3 ай бұрын
@@War450 I'm pretty sure they'd turn a blind eye to poor single fathers as well
@LineOfThy
@LineOfThy 3 ай бұрын
why so expensive??? :
@War450
@War450 3 ай бұрын
@@LineOfThy Probably not because they wouldn't assume it was a poor single father. Men do not get such benefits of the doubt.
@DaxWilliams-cm7zv
@DaxWilliams-cm7zv 9 ай бұрын
Okay good or bad idea: Step 1: buy house in rural neighborhood with HOA. Step 2: plant a corn kernel in each corner of the front lawn. Step 3: plant a fifth kernel in the center of a pentagram placed perfectly in the middle of the corn stalks. Step 4: buy old burlap monk robes and invite four friends. Step 5: everyday in the morning, afternoon, evening, and midnight invite the boys over to worship corn and lower housing prices in uppity rural neighborhoods.
@SDVMEMES
@SDVMEMES 5 ай бұрын
I need one more person...😉
@fantasy873
@fantasy873 9 ай бұрын
Okay the one with Death in a Santa suit is a scene from Terry Pratchet's Hogfather and it is such a fantastic story. For somewhat complicated reasons Death has to assume the persona of the Hogfather (Discworld Santa) in order to keep belief in the Hogfather alive so that the dude doesn't basically die while Death's granddaughter Susan works to try and reverse what is making belief in the Hogfather fade. And for context of the part shown in the vid he's at a mall fulfilling kids' wishes and when he asks this little girl what she wants for Hogwash (Discworld Christmas) her mother tries to answer for her but he freezes the mother in order to give the kid the chance to answer on her own and she asks for a motherf*cking sword!! That kid is not interested in girly things at all but her mother was definitely going to say she wanted a dollhouse or something! Death is a fricking MVP in the Discworld series!
@penguixyt3246
@penguixyt3246 10 ай бұрын
So for context on the story from great bear BC, the reason for buying hunting rights is to protect a specific breed of black bear, known as a kermode bear, or spirit bear, these are blonde almost white bears that are very VERY rare and considered sacred to indigenous peoples of the area. Long story short, there was an event where an out of country hunter had shot a kermode bear, because of this, and because of the difficulty in creating and zoning conservation areas that large, the great besr conservation bought up the lands huntjng rights to ensure the bears are protected. Hunting can still happen on the land, but with them being the owners it means a person must get permission from the conservation, which cqn include having a member of the conservation accompanying them on the hunt to ensure the bears safety. Truly chaotic good, as the conservation group understood that many in that area need to hunt to supply food for months, and found a way to allow it while also ensuring rare and beautiful bears are protected from accidents and/or poachers.
@Thomaslogay
@Thomaslogay 24 күн бұрын
3:47 EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE GRAVITY FALLS, ITS INCREDIBLE!
@shaggyirl
@shaggyirl 10 ай бұрын
The cancer getting cancer to counteract the cancer is just delightful
@zephyrwayfarer
@zephyrwayfarer 7 ай бұрын
Literally all of Terry Pratchett's Discworld has the most chaotic good energy to it. Like, actually if anyone embodied the idea of being Chaotic Good it was Sir Pratchett. 16:52
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 10 ай бұрын
1:23 I love that. Especially if the guy is just an ally and not actually gay.
@War450
@War450 9 ай бұрын
Irony is that kind of obnoxious in-your-face behavior is WHY Gays are disliked today. It's not the 1920s anymore, nobody hates gays just for being gay.
@computernerdinside
@computernerdinside 10 ай бұрын
13:37 NO SPEED BUMPS! They increase maintenance costs on vehicles, slow down emergency vehicles, and are just the cheapest and laziest form of speed controls. They're also potentially destructive to older/lower/higher mileage cars. This coming from someone who lives in a trailer park with one at the only entrance....and after seeing that same bump at 10mph several times a day every day for months, it did the final blow on my rear lateral arm, rendering my only car incapacitated until I can find income. Speed cameras are horrible but bumps are no better, and maybe worse.
@toubi4316
@toubi4316 10 ай бұрын
Speed cameras are not better or worse than speed bumps. Both are equally bad.
@computernerdinside
@computernerdinside 9 ай бұрын
@@toubi4316 well one leaves you alone so long as you’re doing the limit. The other is jarring and hard on suspension unless you crawl your car across. I hate both. Edit: bonus points if you have back issues.
@ik-hou-van-jou4900
@ik-hou-van-jou4900 Ай бұрын
​@@toubi4316 why are cameras bad
@ghostdragon2282
@ghostdragon2282 10 ай бұрын
Everytime you see "it was distracting the husband" or anything similar you can be sure it was not, in fact, the husband that was distracted. They just don't want to own up to their behavior.
@NickAsNickName
@NickAsNickName 13 күн бұрын
8:47 making an immediate headcanon that they find love by someone technically finding them again and reuniting 3 months after a breakup (probably broke up due to other circumstances, not a lack of love, circumstances that have mended in the 3 months since)
@keriannekerr1876
@keriannekerr1876 10 ай бұрын
2:06 nah that dog didn't fail, he was just undercover. He wanted all the secret knowlegde of service dog skills but didn't want to actually WORK in that field. Another "task failed successfully"
@holybilly3066
@holybilly3066 4 ай бұрын
I love how there's a tag that says "we work closely with the police to keep you safe" on the baby formula one
@MalachiLasseigne
@MalachiLasseigne 10 ай бұрын
9:44 the poacher poachers
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs 4 ай бұрын
10:15: Solution! Drive to your local precinct and tell them in person. It's a lot harder to ignore you that way.
@Jelly_Bug
@Jelly_Bug 3 ай бұрын
5:40 this reminded me of the time I dared my friend to wear her banana costume while doing her oral presentation in front of the whole class, and she got extra marks for confidence.
@legendgames128
@legendgames128 6 ай бұрын
3:41 Ford did a chaotic neutral at best move with chaotic good intentions. That's why he's my favorite.
@rokiler1712
@rokiler1712 9 ай бұрын
10:39 OK so for my cyber security class, we have to make slideshows and at the end we’re able to do Kahoot like create our own Kahoot! to test other peoples knowledge and no one has done this so next time this happens in a cyber security class I’m doing this
@Ryanthusar
@Ryanthusar 10 ай бұрын
7:35 - Got that straight. I had my cousin and aunt down as my references and only ONCE did one of them get called, that being my aunt because her position was with BAE Systems sounded more important than a manager at Pizza Hut. And then, they didnt even talk about me for their whole conversation because it turned out that the person that called her, who also hired me, was an old high school friend and didnt recognize her married name, but immediately recognized her by her voice. Your references dont need to be for a past company, they can be relatives and/or friends, just make sure you ask before placing them down on your resume and make sure they have an actual job with a title and you can get away with quite a bit. More so when you can tell if they get called up or not by the perspective job you are applying for.
@PlazmaPup1
@PlazmaPup1 Ай бұрын
21:13 Are we not going to talk about the skeleton?
@tanakasensei3450
@tanakasensei3450 Ай бұрын
Why? He's just chilling.
@PlazmaPup1
@PlazmaPup1 26 күн бұрын
@@tanakasensei3450 True
@davidbluehope9276
@davidbluehope9276 10 ай бұрын
8:55 i never thought id see a wholesome version of the Dane Cook movie Good Luck Chuck in just 3 comic panels but here we are
@CaptainSpencerCommanderintheSF
@CaptainSpencerCommanderintheSF 10 ай бұрын
Lexi must be the most strapped trans person in all the world and I am absolutely here for it.
@jimwormmaster
@jimwormmaster 10 ай бұрын
strapped?
@BudewFan_
@BudewFan_ 10 ай бұрын
@@jimwormmasterstrapped means having a gun on your person :3
@The_Keh27
@The_Keh27 10 ай бұрын
7:45 - "and you want to be my latex salesman" 10:32 - I think the problem is he called 911 instead of the local police number. Stolen license plate is not deemed an emergency. 13:08 - hmm, I should bring an air horn whenever we visit my inlaws. They've never stopped deadnaming our eldest.
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 10 ай бұрын
1:31 Exactly! Why should anyone be hated or persecuted for loving someone - especially when nobody can control whom they love or to whom they’re attracted?
@thea.editzz
@thea.editzz 3 ай бұрын
0:33 as a fellow pennsylvanian, also in the middle of nowhere, it is locked up
@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff
@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff 10 ай бұрын
2:00 “maybe I don’t want to be a bad guy anymore.”
@gundamgamer7060
@gundamgamer7060 9 ай бұрын
2:04 That scenario of a tumor getting a tumor of its own that kills it is actually called a "hypertumor".
@durk5331
@durk5331 10 ай бұрын
"We Tried all these things to stop the poachers, but nothing's working" "Why don't we just Poach the Poachers?"
@Chill-tw2ld
@Chill-tw2ld 9 ай бұрын
Build a big wood bat sanctuary in your yard. Most bats are protected in the midwest. HOA legally can't do anything.
@TopTierGamerMan
@TopTierGamerMan 10 ай бұрын
2:04 his body really said, “ but what if… Cancer^2”.
@JandDsmom2008
@JandDsmom2008 10 ай бұрын
We freaking loved when they did that to the house! lol We live in a flipping Trumplican state, but here in Omaha, most of us are going to be the biggest asses when you're that damned ignorant and we don't really give two figs about trying to be nice anymore. Now, we all drive by the house and make sure to wave to the neighbors.
@DariusFoolStuff
@DariusFoolStuff 10 ай бұрын
13:08 This reminds me of the scene from Heartbreak High (the new one) where Darren's father misgenders them, and they retort by blasting an airhorn and yelling "it's THEY!" Damn I love that show
@KXZero
@KXZero 10 ай бұрын
"I have lots of commentary, but none of it's legal". Hilarious and adorable. 😂
@Arkylie
@Arkylie 10 ай бұрын
I'm good with most of these but the speed-camera vandalism troubles me. Speed limits, when used appropriately, are to ensure the safety of the drivers and those near them. I'm not convinced that these vandalisms are 100% in places where the limits have been applied inappropriately. Though you're kinda right about the speed bumps: Using architecture to reduce the psychological speed of the road is always more effective than signs or radar enforcement.
@robertclark2253
@robertclark2253 6 ай бұрын
4:29 Looks like he'll have to release those paintings since Assange was released not long ago .
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 10 ай бұрын
8:35 This is the plot for RomCom movie "Good Luck Chuck"
@jennayaadain
@jennayaadain 10 ай бұрын
11:20 I don’t know if mindgames knows about this, but that suggestion is especially diabolical because catnip is in the mint family, and things in the mint family tend to spread a lot.
@Mike-kw5xv
@Mike-kw5xv 10 ай бұрын
3:49 so wait, I'm not a big fan of photo enforcement cameras but why would removing one from outside an elementary school be a good thing? If there is one spot that I really don't want people driving like lunatics it's outside of an elementary school.
@miramitchell3258
@miramitchell3258 10 ай бұрын
8:02 When I was in elementary school one of my teachers always had fun with scam callers. Every time the phone rang with a number he didn’t recognize he would first stop the class and in his strongest accent ( he was an older Mexican man) would should “I DONT HAVE A CREDIT CARD” then slam the phone down. Always made my day and the whole class would giggle about it for the next half hour or so.
@boredaf514
@boredaf514 6 ай бұрын
1:10 Omg that's my neighbor!! I'm totally sending him this video lmao
@HarrisForte-bo2rh
@HarrisForte-bo2rh 6 ай бұрын
No way
@3-valdiondreemur564
@3-valdiondreemur564 5 ай бұрын
11:25 As a burnt out gifted kid, this CRUSHED my soul. I spent SO MANY Days being yelled at by teachers to put down my book or phone even when I had some of the best grades. Was that a thing, maybe I would've made it through high school before falling appart.
@kingmonkey79rulerothebanan27
@kingmonkey79rulerothebanan27 9 ай бұрын
9:10 you will see that the book titles are all about Mike Wazouski
@lidkid4973
@lidkid4973 10 ай бұрын
8:00 we would do something similar with what we called "jazz band spam calls" whenever someone got a spam call, we would all play whatever note we wanted. It was beautiful
@error.101
@error.101 10 ай бұрын
5:31 when I was in elementary school there was this dude who would sometimes come to school in a unicorn costume and during the breaks he would just walk around in the amphitheater-esque thing we had in our schoolyard and dance and stuff Idk and after a couple years (before I got to the school) it become something of a meme so every time he showed up in that costume a crowd would gather around him like some sort of cult, leaving the rest of the yard much emptied than normal. The teachers just sorta allowed it?
@Daniel_Coffman
@Daniel_Coffman 10 ай бұрын
Using puns as a hint is something I approve of as someone who loves puns!
@nikitatavernitilitvynova
@nikitatavernitilitvynova 10 ай бұрын
This happened in Italy a while ago. I was talking to my dad about being sad for people who steal because they have to. Also I'm a big "respect the law to the max" kind of girl. But my dad told me about the time where he heard a heartwarming story about this on the news. Basically police were called on someone stealing. The police arrived and they managed to raise enough money to pay for the person's food out of pocket because they noticed they were poor. I've actually witnessed people steal three times in my life. And all of them were not very clearly poor. As a neurodivergent idiot I've had those thoughts. Like what if I did this or that? But my "law abiding citizen who's afraid of confrontation let alone a cop" wouldn't let me steal even to try and get away with it to see what would happen.
@snorkel7980
@snorkel7980 3 ай бұрын
21:07 as I trans kid who is on hormones and living my best life full of nothing but happiness I approve of this message.
@user-td5sn9dj2v
@user-td5sn9dj2v Ай бұрын
1:55 fight fire with fire
@Gamewizard13th
@Gamewizard13th 10 ай бұрын
7:19 as someone who has lived in Pennsylvania I don't even need to know where you're living to know that you're within two miles of corn
@AuzzieAnxiety
@AuzzieAnxiety 10 ай бұрын
I work at Chemist Warehouse. A lady stole thirteen cans of baby formula; and trust me when I say she wasn’t a mother. I felt so bad for every Mum that came into the store looking for that particular brand for their little one
@Dumanimations32
@Dumanimations32 4 ай бұрын
My grandpa,before he passed away,worked in a Wal-Mart.he saw someone stealing baby formula,and simply bought her two of the large ones. He also helped people stealing stuff to live plenty of times,and when he could bought pads for people. God bless 😌
@NoahBrown-go1vk
@NoahBrown-go1vk 10 ай бұрын
So basically, the guy with cancer had a double agent?
@dezzydream
@dezzydream 9 ай бұрын
16:53 this reminds me of the time i was denied bathroom access out of class on my period in 11th grade by my male teacher so i stood up, walked out of the classroom to the bathroom, came back, and silently walked all the way to the front of the classroom to dispose of the bloody used pad in the trashcan right next to the whiteboard where he was teaching a lesson.
@nicklamn
@nicklamn 9 ай бұрын
I hated being in my gifted program. I had beef with some kid there and i forgot what happened but i got kicked out for a week. When i came back i realized how awesome it is to be normal and said i didnt want to go back. I felt like i had mental growth issues in that room because we were doing board games and whatnot in 4th grade (i believe, or 3rd?). Anyways life is awesome being normal now.
@darluliedarkreader8378
@darluliedarkreader8378 Ай бұрын
6:22 Unfortunately banks have put an end to this sort of thing because they will more often than not be the ones buying the property at auctions now. I was part of a Jury for a court case like this where they spoke of such an auction.
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