r/Chaoticgood | stock about to plummet!

[@saraellis7294]

Lexi=chaotic good Robin=lawful neutral Jack=chaotic evil

[@omgtatercat]

I accept these alignments as cannon

[@lizardthedragon]

Definitely.

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

Balanced, as all things should be

[@WorldWeave]

Yes, Jack is ABSOLUTELY chaotic evil…that man can make anything cursed and seems to thoroughly enjoy it

[@dustyode1520]

Damian=chaotic neutral Zack=_____

[@ribbonduckling1314]

Fun fact: those no swimming signs in Yellowstone are not there for protection or anything like that. They are there because if you are in one at the wrong time you will be boiled alive.

[@probropalzlive6961]

I mean.. that's kinda protection tho?

[@TheEngineerThatsEngiHere]

i will add a ac so it isn’t hot anymore

[@TheEngineerThatsEngiHere]

NEVERMIND STUPID ELECTRICITY

[@damienpond7829]

Sounds like my neighbors pool, but the exact opposite. It just gets freezing cold, and it drives me mad.

[@SilentHallows]

It also has high amounts of Sulfuric Acid? Which can easily corrode your skin, and cause blindness if it gets in your eyes.

[@vincentbarnett4222]

I used to work in a TBI (traumatic brain injury) unit in a hospital. A good percentage of the patients were motorcycle accident victims. None were wearing helmets at the time. You might ride all your life without a helmet and never get in an accident, but it only takes once. You can be the best rider and follow all the safety precautions, but it only takes one incident that is completely out of your control to either end your life or worse. WEAR A HELMET!

[@fatalityin1]

Hospitals in my country have a short phrase for shiny and hot spring days: "It is liver day". Because motorcyclists tend to drive without helmet, like the weather and overestimate their skills, hospitals are flooded with near dead or braindead patients and as such on those days the number of organ donors spikes

[@omgtatercat]

Yeah, my dad used to emphasize the importance of them back when he rode motorcycles. He always made sure we were both wearing one, and always said "there's nothing keeping you on that bike but gravity".

[@ConfettiPanda]

@@fatalityin1, in much of the US they are called doner-cycles for that same reason. Doner as in donate, not the kebab.

[@alexia3552]

"End your life OR WORSE" I love someone acknowledging that you can have a quality of life so bad it would be better to be dead Some things are worse than death, depends who you are, but don't roll those dice

[@athenaraines]

I personally know someone who got into a motorcycle accident that by all accounts should have absolutely killed him. A pickup truck slammed into him at 30+ MPH and sent him flying into the car in front face first (and barely avoided crushing him completely). In 90% of possible timelines, that man is dead right now. He was wearing a helmet. The result? He’s pretty much recovered now. Helps that he is built like a human tank, but the helmet 100% saved his life from how he described what happened. Probably going to have some chronic pain for the rest of his life, but alive and with seemingly normal brain function. Wear your god damn helmets, people.

[@puredemon5926]

I never understood the whole "You don't need your insulin or inhaler with you at all times, it can stay here." Like, bro. It's _not_ drugs. It's not a normal medication pill. They _need_ it with them in case of an emergency, or in a diabetic's case, as a constant life support. How do people go to school not understand this? Not to mention the disrespect against dyslexic people (and other similar stuff.) I just don't get entitled people like that. What makes you know more than an actual doctor?

[@azatellatia277]

ikr. Like seriously, one of my teachers would not let a single soul even tarnish their butts on the freakin toilet seat. As a fat kid who had no self confidence and was extremely petty. I drank 5 cartons of milk. did i forget to mention im lactose intolerant? THAT was a FUN DAY for me, the other students, the teacher, and the other staff, including my mother. I'd say it was worth it. I suprisingly, got pretty popular after that as "The fat kid who made stains on eveyone's noses" lol

[@Amish5226]

During highschool my family had an agreement with the school where I had to go to the nurses and take my meds for my ADHD (hyperactive and inattentive) as my metabolism is fast and by the time school ended I would have barely any of it in my system. I'd take two 30mg Adderall in the morning (around 7) and then two 30mg at lunch (around 12) and school let off by three. I always hated it when my teachers would call me out during class telling me to not forget to go down to the nurses office and take my meds before I went to lunch. And it was a very flippant thing for them do to, it was more of a side note then anything really, I had expressed my discomfort of them just announcing it to the class instead of just quietly pulling me to the side to remind me, some of them respected my wishes while some didn't.

[@bmoore4016]

@@Amish5226, My school nurse knew I was an insomniac cause kept getting sent to the nurse's office for falling asleep in my morning classes. At one point she had to warn me that too many times and I would get reported. She then pointed out that the second period was a break period where students were allowed to wander freely around the school, and that the nurse's office was a part of the school. She saved me so much stress, all-cause she decided that technically if I was napping on the school cot during my break, it was not necessary to record because I wasn't missing class.

[@immagical7036]

This is what makes those people think they’re smarter: Oh, I read a thing on facebook from this group im in, surely that means it’s correct!! Dumb shits

[@medusathedecepticon]

I remember being so worried that one of the teachers would find out about me sneaking my inhaler to school. A lot of them didn't mind but there is always bound to be one that may

[@tybonesteak7754]

I like how Lexi immediately tries to clear her name from the cat girl hacker shenanigans 😂

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

The fact that it was signed from a cat girl makes me think that Crimew may have had something to do with this.

[@furbybuddy]

@@Silver_Sonic_23 maia said on its tumblr it wasn't it, but also applauded the mystery catgirl

[@dark_galaxyy]

She is a cat girl and a tech person

[@athenaraines]

“A trans catgirl hacker did this” Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? You can hardly throw a rock in an IT department or development team without hitting someone with a spicy gender or sexuality.

[@tychohaggman6683]

@@athenaraines and dont forget about the furries

[@FFVison]

The diabetic kid one reminded me of a scene from The Princess Bride where Yellin was instructed to guard the gate with the only gate key. Well, Inigo and Fezzik (the giant) approach him and Fezzik lifts the portcullis and confronts Yellin and Inigo says give us the gate key. Yellin replies "I have no gate key". Inigo then says "Fezzik, tear his arms off". "Oh, you mean this gate key."

[@opex2]

love how lexi brushes past the 15 year old bride and straight to the camera love ya lexi

[@mtgoutdoors8158]

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[@mtgoutdoors8158]

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[@mtgoutdoors8158]

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[@mtgoutdoors8158]

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[@mtgoutdoors8158]

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[@EkaterinaGoldstone]

Yeah, schools are dumb when it comes to kids needing to have their medicines whenever. I have asthma, and they used to lock up my rescue inhaler in the nurses office. I often had to walk/trot halfway across the school to get to it, while having an attack. It was awful. Eventually I just started to store it in my purse in a pocket on the inside and just use it whenever the teacher was occupied with something else and wouldn't hear it being used so they couldn't realize I had it on me and take it away.

[@haleyalaym6231]

That's horrible. Do you mind if I ask how long ago this was? I would hope nobody's doing that today

[@Jamafly]

God same my school was like that too. My mom had the doctor prescribe two. One I kept in my purse the other stayed with the office. Being severely asthmatic and having to go up and down stairs or even run to classes was hell.

[@EkaterinaGoldstone]

@@haleyalaym6231 Oh it was from like 1st grade (understandable at that age, kid could overuse if parent/doctor didn’t properly teach, but I was well aware of how my medicine worked, kinda have to) all the way through middle school (8th grade). I’ve only been out of high school for 6 years. So I’m sure some schools still have that policy in place for their safety so parents can’t sue if their kid OD’s.

[@EkaterinaGoldstone]

@@Jamafly Yeah that’s how I got one for my purse. I just left the one in the office, in the office. I eventually retrieved it for like summer break, etc. but left it there during the year because I had one available in my purse.

[@twisted_tapestry]

Oh god. This happens at my school, too. My friend has so many inhalers stuck in the office - and they’ll confiscate epipens too. It’s so stupid. I get it if you’re just loose carrying a couple pills of something controlled, but even then there’s no good reason to take away _medication_ unless you can prove there’s some kind of crime or danger.

[@gothfoxgirlAO3]

The whole insulin one is me, just with an inhaler. I had to fricking HIDE that I had my inhaler on me and it wasn’t in the nurse’s office. There was no way in hell that I’d make it to the nurse’s office, if I had an asthma attack! This was the situation until I got to high school. I got in trouble the two or three times they found out I had it, but my mom would go momma bear on them, if they called her about it. For reference, I was a chronically sick child and I would go to school when my illnesses were mild enough. I used my inhaler while sick or exercising a lot. Just recess-ing too hard could make me winded or just having a little too much bronchitis would make me unable to breathe. I needed that damn inhaler to be on me 24/7. I’m glad my lungs got stronger, as I got older(still keep it nearby when I’m sick).

[@willow_rayne6678]

18:09 Indiana mom here! I've been on WIC in the past when my kids were younger. The total amount I got for 2 kids was $12 - for fresh fruit and veggies. That cashier has no idea how much he helped those families. I couldn't get hardly anything on $12. The influx in prices over the years has made things tremendously harder on families. For a family of 5, our grocery bill is about $1,000 and I get $740 in EBT each month. The rest comes out of pocket, and I'm not always able to do that, either. Indiana lawmakers have ZERO CLUE about what it takes to live. If they stepped down from their high and mighty chairs and into the real world, then they would be making some serious changes quicker than you could blink. Kudos to that cashier. He has no idea the impact he made.

[@Imdatrobloxboi]

I can only imagine how the man handed out the sauces. “You get a Taco Bell sauce! You get a Taco Bell sauce! *EVERYBODY GETS A TACO BELL SAUCE!”*

[@Klekeec]

“ Actually, that person was rude to me. NO Taco Bell sauce! YOU get a Taco Bell sauce! “

[@lizzie_kitsune2480]

bro tacobell sauce is like some of the best shit ever.

[@hossammlaiha7889]

last jahovas witness i was wearing traditinal arabic clothes and throw a backpack at him screaming ALLAHU AKBAR edit: am arabic

[@spiritualgaming6616]

@@hossammlaiha7889Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

[@ascellaplays]

honestly, my dumbass would accidentally step on it and it would explode and make a mess.

[@I-am-someone-and-I-am-a-dude]

Around 10:37 I can imagine the cops trying to shut it don’t and that kid just starts goin ham like an anime protagonist

[@outbreakperfected5704]

6:35 Lexi: It wasn’t me! (She lied vigorously)

[@dogsareawesome9197]

She?

[@Randomnerd2002]

@@dogsareawesome9197 yes

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

@@dogsareawesome9197 She’s trans if u didn’t know! (I believe male to female)

[@hello4fghr]

@@dogsareawesome9197 Yep!

[@gayfanta9254]

​@@dogsareawesome9197 yeah. She.

[@melissadavis453]

I knew Lexi would do this video. She's called herself chaotic good before so I can't imagine anyone else on this channel doing this specific sub reddit.

[@omgtatercat]

The only other person who would fit would be Robin, but Lexi much more chaotic energy. She's just the perfect fit for this one

[@denverarnold6210]

There are two things I learn from this subreddit: be a good person, and be ungovernable.

[@pennyforyourthots]

Ah, but you repeat yourself

[@jamesphillips2285]

@@pennyforyourthots No, the fascists have adopted the "be ungovernable" phrase too.

[@Lhamb]

@@jamesphillips2285 I don’t really give a fuck what they do. Nothing to do with me

[@Sylfa]

@@jamesphillips2285 Perhaps, but why would an anarchist/chaotic person care what they think? They can only appropriate it if you let them.

[@panzerwolf494]

My boss got mad because he couldn't find me one day. I was pooping. He belted off that I need to tell him from now on because he needs to know where I am and what I'm doing so before I go I head to his office and treat it like a prison situation "Can I go poop, boss?" which makes him mad. Then take pictures and text them to him to prove I was pooping. HR had me to the office to ask me about texting poop to my boss and I explained it. After a laugh HR told me to go back to the floor without any ruling, so I still do it

[@drucy.]

19:35 As a french, I remember that... EVERYONE had water bans (no gardening, no watering things/plants, etc...) and water consumption was HEAVILY monitored... ...but somehow, golf course were free to do whatever they wanted (gotta keep the greens green for the richs).

[@stop_sending_me_gumbo_recipes]

9:45 Yeah that was Peta, they also killed the dog before the state obligated by law 5 days grace rule for animals put into shelters Peta does not deserve any support

[@stop_sending_me_gumbo_recipes]

I got this from a video by The Iluminaughty

[@Imbluedabade]

​@@stop_sending_me_gumbo_recipes aged like milk

[@mahapatrasohamm]

@@Imbluedabadewhat happened?

[@Imbluedabade]

@@mahapatrasohamm Too long/Didn't read; Illiuminaugtii is a manipulator who ruined her career over a research visual. this all happened like, early 2023/late 2022 so my memory's a lil foggy.she was, in basic terms, mentally harming her co-workers, while working with them for the channel Sad Milk. When she released a (if I remember correctly, hidden) 'Apology' video, she basically manipulated her audience against her former partners using past actions, false allegations, and their own mental state as evidence. I used to watch her and two other Sad Milk members , The Click and One Topic, and had enough common sense to watch The Click's response video, and later OT's. To think this wouldn't have happened as soon if she didn't 'call out' The Legal Eagles for using common graphics to display source quotes, is still wild to me.

[@Projectarchan]

@@mahapatrasohamm Illuminaughtii is an abusive scumbag

[@subtlewhatssubtle]

10:50 Swords are legal carry in Texas, and something a lot of people don't realize is that large blade wounds will hurt. A lot. I know a few cops (related to them) and every single one of them is scared of knives because "blade people are probably more willing to use them." Friend of mine nearly died from a knife wound in the stomach. Now imagine if someone with a machete does the same thing. They will be *lucky* to be able to put it all back in to sew you up.

[@corvusgaming2379]

Yeah, not even knives or anything like that. This story was from a few years ago, but my cousin was helping his mum putting away the clean dishes and he dropped some of the glasses, which then shattered and cut his arm open, and mind you, I think it was almost to the bone or something. Anything sharp will mess you up.

[@hmnhntr]

Every self defense course I've seen advised way more caution around knives than guns

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

my pfp approves of this comment lmaoooo

[@Rainok]

This subreddit is amazing, I love hearing people causing chaos to make the world a better place It's made so much better with Lexi

[@louieishehe3419]

the 11 piece nuggets thing is actually lawful because it's consistent and deliberate. Chaotic would be if he put a random number of nuggets in every time

[@Den_0410]

Imagine seeing the guy in front of you gets an 11 piece set, then it's your turn and you somehow get a box with 30 pieces of nuggets crammed into it

[@Cherry-dr7rb]

lawful doesn't just mean follow whatever law you come up with. Putting 11 nuggets in a 10 nugget order would be against policy, making it unlawful, or chaotic. Malicious compliance, on the other hand, is more lawful.

[@ianferrara4560]

@@Cherry-dr7rb yes, it is about consistency more than actual law

[@acetyler94]

​@@Cherry-dr7rb p0i

[@louieishehe3419]

@@Cherry-dr7rb no, lawful (in the sense of dnd alignments, which is where the name comes from) means having a consistent set of rules. Otherwise you could change from lawful to chaotic just because you are in a new town with different laws

[@randompersongames]

31:00 It’s a serious problem even for other conditions. At my school you have to have extensive paperwork to have an inhaler on you. If your having an athsma attack they aren’t going to go to the office to check the paperwork, it’s super annoying and i still am cautious about using it in school.

[@lucaswallace7476]

10:20 The problem with this is that the way youre gonna die if you dip at the wrong pond in Yellowstone is *a lot worse* than dying from flesh eating bacteria.

[@elaexplorer]

26:50 It gets better. She had just finished filming a movie about a relentless paparazzi. The movie was based on the guy she shot.

[@AmaraTheBarbarian]

That one about the insulin absolutely killed me, and I know you can't believe everything you read online but man I have seen authority figures in schools get power trippy over the weirdest shit, so I tend to believe. That kid was right to call 911, he had a valid medical issue which is legitimately life threatening without the proper maintenance denied to him by the school, I love that both the 911 dispatcher and that group of firemen were like "heh, we'll show em" and they came and did the ol door delete, which is I must say, way better than sending (what is very likely in the us to be a privatized) ambulance and EMT to simply deliver the kid his necessary dose of sugar regulation juice. I aspire to be chaotic good, I could definitely go around to some stores and sprinkle union cards here and there, that's actually pretty good. No matter what level of employee finds it you're either wasting the time of management with their anti union BS they always try to pull, or you have an opportunity to spread the idea of a democratized workplace to more of the proletariat. Hmm time to figure out which kind of card stock jives best with my laser printer... Dressing as a god of death to hand out motorcycle helmets is also absolutely fire, but as Lexi pointed out they're not cheap, but my state is also one of only 3 states to not require them by law. My dad be like "loud pipes save lives" like yeah okay, maybe they heard you coming, but you're still relying on someone else's observation skills while NOT WEARING A GD HELMET :/ "got my leathers on" great, so you won't have road rash, but you will have diaper rash after your brain damage...

[@mred8002]

Last clip: yes! I made my kids wear helmets on bikes, four wheelers, and snowmobile always. When anyone tried to razz them about it, they said, “my dad says that he’s tried putting brains back in the ER, and it doesn’t work”. Shut them up every time.

[@jacob3988]

Awesome dad

[@feuerling]

Like 20 years ago, as a child, I saw a stranger get scalped falling with his bicycle because he wasn't wearing a helmet. Drove off a high curb, slipped, got peeled. He was bald, so it just looked like a wet rag, about hand sized, hanging off his head when he got back up. I bet he wore a helmet after that. I don't know exactly how much that event traumatized me but I make sure everyone in my family always wears a helmet on their bike.

[@mred8002]

@@feuerling It does tend to focus one’s attention immediately. Witnessing such is actually somewhat more traumatic for observers, I think, with flashbacks and nightmares not uncommon. Therapy can help.

[@axoltl2119]

14:32 she was charged because she was chasing someone down the street while she was naked too and public nudity is illegal so she was charged for public nudity

[@PerovNigma]

24:33 reminds me of _"It's a key..." "No! Much more better! It is a _*_drawing_*_ of a key!"_

[@55alegria]

6:01 So.. apparently one of my teachers actually got a printer hacked from some office and then the office called them and they were like "How on earth did you do it?! We can't even use our own printer!"

[@zhumin3557]

Lexi will always be my favorite narrator, her voice is just so energetic, perfect after a long day of stress 😭😭

[@kaycep6819]

Same! I love Emkay in general, but really I’m here for Lexi. Best voice, best positive attitude and so damn smart!!!

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

Lexi is life ❤❤❤

[@paperstrawsYT]

I agree :)

[@daveyjones7391]

Her?!?

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

@@daveyjones7391Yeah, she’s trans lol she just hasn’t changed her voice yet

[@just4stringsandsteve]

A bit of a crazy family history here. John Dillinger robbed my great grandmothers boutique when his car broke down in south eastern Indiana. As he emptied the register my grandfather came down stairs as they lived above it. Mr. Dillinger apologized and asked if that was all the money she had and if it was her business. When she said yes he promptly returned half and apologized saying "Im greatly sorry 'mam. Make sure that boys fed." He really was a gentleman robber.

[@Cosmic_407]

John Dillinger is a fucking legend for that

[@vincentstuart9562]

Ah yes, Lexi is one of my favorite narrators, but I do miss "Hey sexy, I'm Lexi" because that was a great intro

[@fruitbowl18]

Yeah i think they stopped doing intros because some monsters apparently skip them, so they got rid of em

[@fangchick93]

As a person with sensory issues, I can understand that some people don't like the texture of bread crusts, though I personally love the crust from fresh bread, not sandwich bread, but the crusty stuff like french bread or the yummy homemade stuff. Especially slathered with butter fresh out the oven. In my family, we fight over it

[@CainXVII]

I have some sensory issues too and find crust a bit iffy sometimes. But I find that big block of gray muuuuuch worse. Wouldn't touch it with a stick

[@fangchick93]

@@CainXVII same, probably has no flavour. I generally use toasted English muffins for sandwiches, smaller portions and lovely crust.

[@DarcOne13]

I think it's because there's a full crunch instead of a stale crunch on fresh bread.

[@alexlovel]

My local council behaves quite differently when a low income family doesn't have internet particularly for online courses. Council: "You need an internet connection for education." Family: "I can't afford internet" Council: "Now you do" They just gave out free wifi widgets that last 2 years without any cost (+ chromebooks to people who didn't have computers)!

[@kathleenanimator5736]

25:24 As long as it's duck-friendly food (no bread), that's one rule not even punks should break

[@Ghostfighter797]

Chaotic Good is always fun to see how the most chaotic actions can become the most wholesome thing to witness

[@GLaSSesNOlenses]

Wholesome as FUCK! These situations and comments are borderline BLESSED, and I'm an atheist. So this might be blasphemous, but im sure even God can admit this is wholesome 🥰

[@FerreTrip]

​@@GLaSSesNOlenses I know we are told to follow the law in the Bible, but I am a firm believer that God cares more that we help people than we follow the law. So y'know Biblically accurate angels? Imagine them giving these folks the thumbs up while glaring at the officials who made the rules to begin with. Christian or not, I think that's a pretty kickass image.

[@walnzell9328]

30:33 Child calls emergency services to avoid dying of negligent homicide.

[@frog4099]

23:40 i read the artical, he was trapped in the buffalo NY blizzard from earlier this year; he'd gotten multiple people out of their trucks that were stuck and almost dead, but didnt have anywhere to go. his truck was stuck,so no home, the only thing he thought to do was break into a school by shattering a window and storing everyone inside. i think he had like 23 people and a dog if i remember correctly

[@omgtatercat]

He saved a lot of lives that day

[@thatguyagain2693]

Pretty sure he got free superbowl tickets too

[@ohokay4663]

18:20 I work at a mcdonalds in a high density homeless area. We had a policy for a while that if you forget to ask someone if they have the rewards app, we have to give them a free apple pie. Well, we had to remove that policy because whenever I saw someone come in with disheveled clothes, carrying a large backpack with them, and often only ordered a water or a black senior coffee (74 cents, cheapest thing on the menu) "for here" so they could sit inside for a bit in the winter, i'd conveniently forget to ask them about the rewards app so they'd get a pie. We didn't have it long.

[@sambrown6426]

33:21 I once took a tumble on my bicycle, and I hit the pavement hard enough that my helmet ended up with 2 5-inch cracks in it, which would've been cracks in my skull (And likely brain damage as well) had I not been wearing it. In fact, that helmet was used in an actual, official campaign to spread awareness of the importance of helmets. I can't imagine what could happen if you were doing 70 m.p.h. on the highway on a motorcycle.

[@victorvirgili4447]

Nothing speaks louder than dodging a bullet and watching the absolute destruction it leaves in its wake

[@sambrown6426]

@@victorvirgili4447 ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^ )

[@kiwimiwi5452]

20:26 our teacher did that with us in geography class with the question of how we could be more climate neutral. I submitted "cannibalism", and while he did remove the joke answers when printing it out as a worksheet, mine made it. We now have a worksheet suggesting cannibalism to help the climate. :D

[@moonlight-jk2lt]

You legend

[@andre_601]

Idk why, but when I read "agressive kindness" I started to imagine a person hugging another one while looking at you with an extreme angry face...

[@GeekandGlory]

I read the article about the guy who broke into the school to save people! It was last winter in like Wisconsin or some very cold state that was suffering from one of the massive blizzards. The guy got stuck in his truck and rescued an old woman and dog who got stuck in her car finally they had to find shelter. He knew there was a school nearby so they started towards that end ended up gathering a dozen or so people of all ages (tho mostly elderly) and their pets. The guy busted through a window, the alarm sound but eventually went silent. Everyone gathered in the warm auditorium, raided the cafeteria and were able to go home the next morning. The guy left a note explaining he was sorry for breaking into the school which the police found a few days later. He obviously didn't get in trouble and was branded a town hero.

[@BeanSproot]

Knowing that Lexi is a Ghost fan is simply beautiful.

[@maxyboii7631]

i had to rewind the video to see if i heard her right and im so happy i did😭

[@REJECTFALSEICONZ]

Ooh, I've been getting into them recently, got any recommendations?

[@maxyboii7631]

@@REJECTFALSEICONZ definitely the entire impera album, its amazing, and then rats, dance macabre, ritual, year zero, and cirice are my favorite songs :)

[@REJECTFALSEICONZ]

@@maxyboii7631 sure, I'll check that out :D do you know any ghost songs that sound like "kiss the go-goat?" I'm obsessed with it lmaoo

[@maxyboii7631]

@@REJECTFALSEICONZ id say hunters moon, dance macabre, and square hammer probably sound similar to that one, i love it too!!

[@omgtatercat]

I live more by "do no harm, take no shit". One of my other mantras of life is "don't be a dick; it's not that hard."

[@keytester2xp339]

22:45 sacrificing his ticket to chuck e cheese to give others tickets he is takin one for the team

[@jaxaran5376]

19:16 A better idea Reply to Disney owned artwork with "I want this on a T-shirt" Get the evil corporate giant to shut down the evil scammers

[@jakisdevteam3291]

28:10 once my friend when he found out he had to pay for the toilet just pissed directly on the toilet door. Assert dominance.

[@beangod7741]

9:37 saving private cuddles

[@Tah-.]

The one about insulin hits close to home but not about diabetes. I have a deathly allergy to nuts and my school wouldn’t let me carry my epinephrine which, if you didn’t know, is what will save in case of an incident in which my throat closes up and I suffocate to death. Keep in mind, I’m on the third floor for most of the day and the nurses office was on the first, they wouldn’t get to me fast enough. I had to go to the principal in order to tell him that I need to be able to carry my epi-pen since I know how to use it. I get to carry it now which is nice but they gave me the one that has no instructions so if anyone else uses it, they’ll be confused which is annoying. They also wouldn’t let me carry my inhaler and afrin (for my severe bloody noses) but I don’t plan on letting them know that I carry them anyway; they don’t know how expensive this stuff is anyway and treat it like it’s just an ordinary thing but neglect that these can literally save my life.

[@CainXVII]

I don't understand how this can be true. One person dying due to their epipen being locked up should get them sued out of business. And how can a nurse accept that? They should know better.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

X stares x SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE x chants x Note: they are doing an illegal no no. It is ILLEGAL to not allow someone to carry their medical equipment...

[@Nylak-Otter]

When I was little and going through my "no crusts" phase, my mother would make my school lunch sandwiches crustless and save the crusts for the weekend and make French toast sticks with them (French toast is apparently best made with dry, stale bread so it absorbs the eggs well, and my mother was French, so I didn't question it). No food waste and absolutely delicious. That woman had her moments.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

22:04 *Of course* it happened in Australia - the craziest stuff goes on here.

[@Computist40]

11:56 That one reminded me of the story when my sister got pulled over and the cop asked her "Did you have anything to drink tonight?" and my sister replied "Does root beer count?" and the cop just said "Okay smartass." That's all I remember from the story.

[@bellablue5285]

Okay so seriously, trying to undo a refund is such a weirdly painful experience. I had an shipment not arrive, the company refunded it after 3wks (and contacting shipping co), 2wks later it showed up, but because they'd issued the refund they couldn't do anything over the phone. Luckily I have one of their stores semi-local, but I had to bring the items in to 'return' them, then have them rung up again to pay for them. Wasn't a hassle but it was a strangely overcomplicated process for sure Edit: guy who broke into the school was in Buffalo, NY and saved a bunch of people who otherwise would have frozen to death or asphyxiated in their cars when multiple feet of snow fell in a very short period of time. Took weeks for roads to be cleared, it was really bad

[@CainXVII]

I don't know about US but at least here there are rules for how long shipping can take and if it took 5 weeks you are elligible for a refund anyways

[@Crosshill]

sometimes its easier for the company to issue refunds than deal with the hassle of getting items returned, and anything that doesnt operate through the usual workflow is rarely worth bothering with. i wouldnt feel too bad about just accepting the refund and the shipment

[@bellablue5285]

@@Crosshill that was the issue, they wanted the items returned to store to be shipped back, but the store had no clue what to do with them. Ended up being lesser of two hassles just to pay for them in store

[@Speed_Of_Light186]

Related to the 29:50 story Know the laws, know what you can and can't do, and don't take bullshit. Know what you can invoke, so when people give you bullshit (can't get insulin), you respond with full force (firefighters).

[@aetherinfuse]

There's eldritch horror, and then there's this, eldritch comedy

[@sydneysandersdapples]

For 11:42, may I recommend: "Do no harm but take no sh*t"

[@evilellis]

i worked at mcdonalds for 3 years. there was a shift leader who, no joke, once picked up a 9 piece nuggets box and noticed just by the weight that there were 10 nuggets inside

[@remediosdimaculangan2913]

3:53 The camera-man had enough

[@ajaxtorbin]

The Man breaking into a school in a blizzard was in the US east coast, I think New York over last winter. I remember the story and that he was technically guilty of some serious crimes for breaking into government property . . BUT they were wisely not choosing to press charges.

[@bellablue5285]

Buffalo, NY... it got quite ugly and folks trapped in their cars generally didn't make it

[@pennyforyourthots]

Yeah, that tracks. NE winters are pretty rough. Especially that polar vortex we got a few years back.

[@nickkohlmann]

At 28:00 : At least in Germany, a fuckton of gas station and train station bathrooms are owned by some weird company which in turn was bought and heavily monopolized by some Sheikh (or similar). Therefore, not a cent of the ridiculous prices they ask of you will go anywhere near the city or even the country. So having less people pay for that is actually a good thing.

[@quasario]

As an Indian I am going to have nightmares after hearing Lexi's pronunciation of Chhattisgarh Timestamp: 4:54

[@wobblewokgaming655]

How do you pronounce it?

[@quasario]

@@wobblewokgaming655 chut is gur

[@esba802]

22:55 Charles Entertainment Chess The Third becomes a beacon of justice for the heroics of this student.

[@Crownslayer115]

Lexi is Chaotic Good as a narrator so it makes sense to have her narrate ❤ Also 8:49 horrifies me. 5% battery?!?!

[@PanzertruppenLeopard_1]

yes

[@Hufflepuff_cookie]

Lol I was looking at that too

[@eyesofdeath01]

*from: friendly catgirl hacker* Lexi: Immediately has to defend themselves from being assumed it’s them that did it

[@SamuraiDestroy]

28:15 I remember I once went somewhere where you had to pay to go to the toilets. But what the people who made it didn't realise was that you could easily get in without paying because there were turnstiles in the way.

[@nyxstyx388]

About the Lazy Cop response, there was actually a guy that was an alcoholic in my neighboring town. The cops were friends with him and whenever they pulled him over they wouldn't ticket him or put him in the drunk tank, they would just take him home. One time they didn't watch him go inside and drove off after letting him out. He wandered into the road and got hit by a car because he was in the middle of the countryside with no lights for visibility.

[@Just_a_commenter]

This I'd the kind of content I appreciate. Lexi, you're a gem! Chaotic good is what I strive for and I love seeing this.

[@yourlocalgardevoir]

I agree

[@omgtatercat]

Like the post said, being nice is super punk. That's why most alt people (like goths, punks, metalheads) are nice people

[@Yuruble]

18:20 - I'm a teacher, and I live by this. Kid needs bathroom/break/drink? Sure, go for it! Need to visit the home school advisor? Go for it. Squishy, alternative seating, break, nap? GO! I would call it being a good teacher, but in the time where some teachers get such a power trip from denying kids those things...

[@luckyassassin1]

Funny thing about the gifted program here in my hometown. They only took in kids who came from a specific background, for example: 2 parent homes, not on any free lunch programs, and attended church. I and a couple others were passed over for the gifted program because we didn't fit this criteria despite getting higher grades than the "gifted" students and one of us being bumped up a grade. I was supposed to be bumped up but my mom refused on the advice of my grandma. Instead we eventually got put in special ed because we eventually stopped doing the homework and did the bare minimum. I still got high grades on tests and read books high above my grade level, and was put into special ed for a year and a half. The reason i got out was because the teacher saw what i was reading asked me about it and i gave a full summary of the story up to that point. He recommended i get evaluated, i was and was put in regular class and even got ap classes in highschool. The American school system is a joke.

[@pincloma9071]

I literally had the vice principal of my school teach my class on what a 504 is. 504s are the stuff like "oh, this kid is dyslexic so he can use a computer instead of the books". It's literally law that a teacher has to follow what a students 504 says.

[@Khobotov]

13:05 if you can't be responsible enough to not endanger other people while driving, you shouldn't get a slap on the wrist but punched really hard in the face.

[@WorldWeave]

I absolutely love that insulin story…and kinda wanna animate it, purely for the visual of a fireman getting ready to chop down the door to the nurse’s office to help one kid

[@mars8872]

14:14 for context, currently in Lebanon, due to an economic crisis and mass inflation, everyone who has bank accounts that hold money in USD has their money held back and inaccessible for pretty much the foreseen future. This pretty much forces people that desperately need their OWN money to rob banks for it. Sally Hafez wasn't the first one doing it, and neither the last.

[@st4rl1ng21]

25:36 While I get the sentiment behind this, those signs are usually there because human food like bread is dangerous for the ducks and can make them sick. It’s also not a great idea to feed wild animals in general, both because the food itself can make them sick and because they can become dependent on being fed and not be as cautious around humans as they should. If you’re going to break rules, please don’t hurt innocent animals in the process.

[@JamyiWitch]

I like Lexi content the most. I really enjoy everyone but Lexi is my favorite. I love their view on things and commentary. As I lay sick in bed I just want to thank you Lexi 💜

[@WatcherObsi]

That last one, I immediately thought the guy dressed up as a god of death [gently] bonking any of the motorcyclists that go "No I don't need one!" and immediately saying afterwards "You sure?"

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

So My father, born in 1963, has been a gamer since Pong, and thus raised me with a very above-average knowledge of internet safety and electronics. My first video game console was when I was 5, and by highschool, I knew more than enough about spyware, internet scams, who sees your search history, etc., to avoid ever getting in trouble. In highschool, some teachers pulled me aside after class, and told me, not offered, TOLD me, to take a school laptop home so I could do homework better. I Immediately saw through this ploy, and decided to play along. For those that don't know, in an effort to not have kids be on school computers, schools would give horny teenagers these devices capable of accessing the internet and displaying images, and let the hormones get the kids to look up porn, only for the school to illegally monitor that, get the kid in trouble for being a sex offender, and prevent them from using the computers. Thing is, the only code overseer that sees where you go online, aside from your search history, is your internet provider, and anyone else that does so IS USING ILLEGAL SPYWARE. So because I knew this, I deleted the search history after fapping off, returned the school computer, and when they confronted me about it, I said the only one who should know that is my home's internet provider, and if they knew that, they had been spying on me, which I was pretty sure was illegal. The teachers immediately shut up, and briskly walked away. A few weeks later, they tried to say I was a sex offender, and couldn't use the computer; I kept using the computer, so they called in the on-site police officer, who I explained to, that I had never accessed such images on a school network, and as such, if the school had proof, it had been illegally collected, and to ask the teacher that gave me the laptop, about it. I didn't use the school computers for the rest of the day, and sure enough, next day no teacher said a thing When I used a school computer for my schoolwork. If Your school district is doing this, make sure to let them know how illegal it is. If they say otherwise, feel free to sue them.

[@MayHugger]

…..why would teachers do this? What do they gain out of it being this creepy and invasive?

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@MayHugger Keeping "those damn kids" off the internet is what I would guess.

[@Lunernight]

14:51 Fun fact: Fighting tanks on horseback with melee weapons was common in the Ukraine. My husbands great grandfather was one of these people, and could pick a handkerchief up off the ground while riding full speed. He also could shoot a gun and reload way faster than should be possible

[@BaronVonQuiply]

01:17 I made a comment once about people delivering a flawless paragraph ending with "Sorry for my bad English" and someone clarified that what they really mean when they say that is that they don't have the vocabulary that they wish they did. It's less "my...English...bad" and more "Oh, pardon me, but I seem to have forgotten the word you use that means the same as the one I'm thinking of in my native language".

[@snailuka]

11:16 reminded me of a quote from my favorite book. "If ever I meet someone society has designated as an outcast, I invariably feel affection for him, an emotion which carries me away in melting tenderness."

[@juliawolf156]

"a friendly catgirl hacker" DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?

[@tybois74]

Post: "a friendly catgirl hacker" Lexi: "this wasn't me!" Us: "Sure Lexi, we believe you." 😉😏 @20:56: Actually, that one store (in Bend, Oregon) is independently owned. They don't even have that store! :) Funny trivia about that store, though. They are in a strip mall with a pizza place and a weed dispensery. 🥴 One stop shopping.

[@antidotebrain69]

I think my favorite post like this was the poor college student who made friends with a bunch of thieves after one of them found his living conditions.

[@dark_galaxyy]

6:42 IT WAS LEXI

[@Groksaurus]

I'm just impressed on how the cop harasser can fart on demand.

[@fishboneinks481]

My school doesn’t have cough drops. So I carry them with me at all times because I had a friend who had a really sore throat a point where she couldn’t talk and she really needed some. I also carry candy for my Express in case they run out. 31:06

[@alleythewoof7004]

As someone who lays out newspapers I would definitely be giggling about an ad like that. And then DMing every other designer/editor on my team and telling them to look at that page.

[@_shybear_7374]

Fun fact! In most cold climate places, it is perfectly legal to break into buildings or cars if you need to escape a serious storm of blizzard, smthn like a sanctuary law to protect people just trying to survive

[@Alex-bd1yg]

27:00 I remember reading a thing about this and the whole story is that the lady was caught making out with a man and the photographer/paparazzi took a picture, but funnily enough in the lady's latest movie one of the main characters was based off of said photographer who was a legendary member of the paparazzi.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

13:47 The premise of The Fly is a man (Jeff Goldblum) invents a teleportation Machine and in one of the tests, a fly is inside the pod with him and since the machine wasn't programmed for more than one set of DNA profiles, it didn't know what to do with two Profiles and so it combined them into one and the inventor slowly transformed into a man-fly hybrid monster...

[@GLaSSesNOlenses]

Why are all the Emkay narrators ( Especially Lexi and Robin) SO RELATABLE!?!? I don't even know her and him, but I fucking LOVE THEM 🥰 Never change, Emkay staff (You too Editor-kun)😁

[@theoneandonlyufomini-bot]

The ex- soldier launching a one man raid to get his cat back is the ultimate I'm not leaving you behind.

[@The_Abyss_Is_Calling]

15:06 bro is the main character

[@EdwardKnightsWrites]

21:10 New Zealand moment. Imagine Florida men in Ohio, but everyone is having a relatively good time and most of the shitty laws don't exist.

[@BazingusBoi]

'Hans, is that a f*cking knight' 'Yes, wtf'

[@unknown20005]

putting all the extra taco bell packets at every door is like reverse trick or treating

[@kaydentakami]

8:42 Cards Against Humanity has just become my favorite game and I've never even played it before

[@CrimsoniteSP]

2:32, stuff like this definitely hits that moral gray area. Like, yes they are doing it for a just cause, but they are still stealing. Honestly with stuff like this, if they're caught, they should just be forced to return the stolen items and then let go. If caught again, then they get arrested.

[@beefy.jsph69420]

14:44 YOU KNOW GHOST? HOLY SHIT

[@namelessvettel3841]

AS SOON AS I HEARD GHOST MENTIONED I LOST IT

[@Stnstzr]

I LOST IT AS SOON AS I HEARD IT.

[@gloomybear4024]

​SAME HERE OMFGGGGG

[@Tiggster-qr8mw]

Is that the kid who made that really vibey cover of Crucified?

[@НаталіяАлексєєва-м4х]

When we had to choose a class representative our class clown started shouting "Vote for Zachariah everyone! Zachariah is the best!". Then he wrote "Zachariah" in the candidates list. There was no one named Zachariah in my class. However, this lead to a meme when if you were doing something wrong and someone asked you about it, everyone would blame Zachariah. Like "Stop talking so loudly!" - "It's not me, it's Zachariah!". "Did you spill water in the hallway?" - "No, Zachariah did it!"