r/Clevercomebacks | GOTEEEMMM

[@StormGallade]

absolutely LOVE the last one, getting a normal one and then immediately getting smacked with fucking Ace Attorney out of nowhere was such a lovely ending

[@StormGallade]

also robin's edgeworth impression is fucking amazing lmao

[@MatthewT394]

its like light at the end of a dark and fucked up tunnel and finding the light lead to the most beautiful fucking mountain range you've ever saw

[@venced0r5]

also, the mirror sometimes does fog up even if you took a cold shower, so she could've been telling the truth

[@Inactiveacc1201]

God I'd actually be so happy if that happened to me

[@lautaroagnes5497]

sameeeee :33

[@omgtatercat]

Who the fuck honestly says "is food a right?". Um, YES, people kinda need to eat in order to live. But what would a greedy, rich politician know about that?

[@TylerGoatMan]

It’s right there In the Declaration of Independence: *LIFE, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness*

[@jorionedwards]

I'm from a spot where the leaders argued that water wasn't a right. Y'know, the basic building block of life?

[@DigiVixen]

@@jorionedwards F*ck Nestle because of that!

[@akoscs.6149]

funny how only 2 countries said it wasn't a right, the US and israel, so this is literally one of the most common thing people agree with except those 2 places

[@therandomnessstrikes1435]

@@jorionedwardsfind a way to take all of their oxygen, or their money. A greedy person will claim they NEED both to live, when they only really need one of them, while the other is a result of them being a manipulative douchbag

[@darthplagueis13]

The really fun thing about the whole "The holocaust wouldn't have happened with the Second Amendment" thing is that the Nazis were, generally speaking, very much in favour of gun ownership. The ideal man according to Nazi ideology was also an ideal soldier, and that meant knowing his way around a gun and own one to practice with and have at the ready. Of course, they didn't want persecuted minorities owning guns, but neither does the alt right.

[@Diviance]

That is also not to mention that the current interpretation of the 2nd amendment did not exist during the 2nd world war. The NRA formed their lobbying branch around the 30's and it wasn't until the 70's that their lobbying to change the 2nd amendment interpretation started picking up speed. So, the 2nd amendment literally did not apply except to literal militias, as the authors intended, prior to 80's. Which kind of destroys their whole claim, as the 2nd amendment wouldn't have done a thing about it.

[@RictusHolloweye]

One of the first things Hitler did upon gaining power was loosen gun regulations. The only firearm restrictions he introduced applied solely to Jewish people (a bit like the NRA favouring gun regulation when it came to the Black Panthers).

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

They forget that slaves were not protected by the second amendment, and couldn't own firearms (or learn any self defense). Further than that, California cracked down on gun laws in the 1970s (most important ones regarding open carry and which weapons civilians could carry) because the Black Panthers and other organizations were carrying openly to defend Black folks in a newly desegregated nation.

[@hashtagrex]

feels like a good time to remind that the nazis were heavily inspired by US politics.

[@gachatana9656]

​@@RictusHolloweye Jewish and other "non-Arians"*

[@jacob99503]

You saying the ending one wasn't non political, just not politically American, implies there's a country where politics consist of Ace Attourney memes. That's the country I want to live in.

[@lnsflare1]

I mean, Ace Attorney is a satire about the Japanese legal system, so you could move to Japan for that experience, I guess.

[@CR1MSONACE]

@@jacob99503 It's called Japanafornia, great place.

[@Fiona-wd5sx]

instead of the same old transphobic rhetoric of "what is a woman?", we're gonna finally discuss the real questions, like "what is a step ladder?"

[@quinnholleman1547]

The best part is that thread actually keeps going for like 10 more tweets

[@whydoineedachanneltocommen8755]

Miles Edgeworth 2028

[@MewMew_Marc]

12:30 - can confirm (as someone who is friends with almost only women) most women do dress up for other women! It's kind of like looking for friends, a friendly compliment, or sometimes just to hype other girls up like "hey! we have the same body type, and we can both wear this!" it is almost NEVER for men

[@BobCgamingnut]

We cracked the CODE! In later news, World ends tomorrow. /s

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

​@@BobCgamingnut ah finally!! The ends is finally near xD /j

[@stuffie5175]

⁠@@Noblesse_SapphireOur prayers have been answered! /j

[@allieleblanc2369]

As a woman myself, I second this

[@sleepy-si6no]

YES! Im nb but I'm agab (a girl at birth) and was raised as a woman, alot of me wearing short shirts in my later teen years was bc I wanted to "rebel" against creepy older men like my (at the time) stepdad. I didnt want their gazes and my past trauma to dictate what I could and couldn't wear, it felt like then the creeps of the world would win by pressuring me to hide myself like I was inherently shameful or lewd, when I was just existing. In my mind, wearing a mini skirt or even just shorts above the knee, was me saying "fuck you, you can't control me, you cant scare me, I wont fucking let you, Im not gonna do this for YOU mf". And the best part? It led to me trying out different clothing and finding my own style, and feeling more confident bc of it. And bc of THAT my little sister started feeling more confident in what she wore too. 😊

[@jacobjingle-heimersmith2336]

10:00 According to the UN, only 2 countries say food is NOT a human right. THEY ARE ISRAEL AND THE USA. I swear the US would fit the definition of an "overrated nation" and I live here.

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

Israel? lmao the ego must be huge considering they were the "promised land" and all that shit

[@Tyranid_Hive_Mind]

​@@Geheimnis-c2e they're banking hard on their past reputation of being part of the bible

[@jorionedwards]

When I went on the site and say that places like Haiti (known for the large starving population among other things) I figured that having the rights as part of law or being part of an organization like the ICECR doesn't mean they are fulfilled. Am I right in this assumption?

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

That tracks

[@LordBeau]

@@Geheimnis-c2egiven the IDF had a mini schism over whether they could rape Palestinian prisoners or not, it didn’t surprise me

[@CR1MSONACE]

26:15 Nooooo! OP didn't include the rest of the thread! The judge does appear! And nobody considers that her heating could've died while she was showering, with the post being sarcastic! It's an incredible thread, truly.

[@WrenIsWitty]

plus cold showers do still fog up mirrors just slower because the fogging up of the mirrors is due to the higher water concentration in the air which happens when water exists. /lh

[@tuckergregory]

​​@@WrenIsWitty Ah yes exactly, it's simply a matter of relative temperatures and humidities, not absolute temperatures and humidities. If the mirror is cold enough, the water will still condense on it, and, if she truly does love cold showers, she may have been in there long enough for the mirror to fog up as shown. (Edited to mention humidity as well as temperature)

[@Luigi2262_]

Who posted it? I want to see it

[@arigatiu]

Niko spotted!

[@Nyghtking]

Ah, so it's meant to potentially be sarcasm.

[@leerylapine3728]

8:50 there's also a lot of dead "ghost" jobs. They keep filled jobs on their website so the websites look like they're actually useful for something

[@minecraftchest2]

That whould exsplan why I have applied to 10 jobs so far and only have heard back from one. But that could also be that so many other people are applying and I have bad hand writing.

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

​@@minecraftchest2Wait, I haven't done a handwritten resume since the 1990s; where are you applying for jobs where the methods of communication aren't solely via email/through websites?!

[@minecraftchest2]

@RainbowFlowerCrow no its hand written applications.

[@minecraftchest2]

And it has been only 2 places that needed it done that way.

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

@@minecraftchest2 Ah, ok, that makes sense. I'm job hunting as well, and maybe it's just the type of work I'm looking for, (building maintenance), but all applications and pertinent information must be sent online these days. All the best with your hunting; it's tough out there, isn't it.

[@Sn-no7us]

Insulin costs 10$ to make, but sold for 300$ so the company making them get profit. The guy who discovered insulin didnt want any profit from finding this lifesaving medication. (Since diabetics where to die within a few days)

[@notyourtypicalgranny]

Not in Australia it costs $17.70 for a prescription. $6.70 if you are on a health card - disability, unemployment or low income.

[@tonypcoyle]

IN spain my wife bought insulin pens from the pharmacy for about $30 for a months supply... just over the counter. no insurance. IN the US it's at least 4 times that (or more) without insurance

[@Sn-no7us]

Sorry, to clarify, in America it is so expensive. From where I am, I get a 4 to 5-month supply for like 5 Bucks. The land of the Free.

[@kfdaftsaeroblox]

​@@notyourtypicalgrannySomewhat similar in Hungary. Around 7 dollars with disability.

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

It's.....even worse than that. It only costs about $3 to produce ($2-4, so I just said about $3)

[@TekkenGirl4Lyfe]

The fuckin Ace Attorney segment had me rolling dgkdjdfnjklgjn

[@immagical7036]

18:48 man’s got such a fetish with the letter x he even named his child with it. Worst thing is that he coulda gone with Xavier and saved the poor kid so much suffering

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

Wasn't he tried to renamed Paypal as X back then? 😂😂 Also if he wants an "original" name he could go with "fantasy" names like.. idk.. Xaliel? but it requires him to be creative :"D

[@YourAlcoholicUncle]

And space x

[@immagical7036]

@@YourAlcoholicUncle he tried to buy google and rename it x too

[@YourAlcoholicUncle]

@@immagical7036 i wonder if it's an autistic hyperfixation

[@therealestsusi]

ACE ATTORNEY BEING PULLED OUT WAS SO RANDOM LMFAOOOOO i loved that

[@chaus1ku]

Your pfp is fire !! Edit: I just finished the video, real

[@okey-pk]

auby omor

[@Kitsuneuzuma]

Objection! Thanks editor kenny 25:26 really was the best post!

[@doctorperiodt6467]

Fun fact. While Nebraska's minimum wage went up to 12$ something an hour in 2024, Iowa's minimum wage remained at 7,25$ and hour since 2009

[@budissuperuncool]

​@@Pwnopolisi make 12 an hour farming, i just spend 90 hours

[@notyourtypicalgranny]

Minimum wage in Australia is $24.10/hour

[@fizzinsoda]

​@@budissuperuncool you are killing yourself

[@budissuperuncool]

@fizzinsoda i've gone to the hospital 5 times for tearing apart my shoulders

[@budissuperuncool]

@fizzinsoda i'm in terrible health, but gotta get that bag

[@trentonebel9088]

The Celebrity Apprentice producer apologized for the show creating a myth of Donald Trump as a successful businessman

[@RictusHolloweye]

Anyone who considers a person born wealthy yet bankrupted six times a "successful businessman" deserves to be grifted.

[@garylefevers]

Apologies are not good enough. He legitimized a con artist so go Barnum would be envious, and make the average American people mistakenly think that trump is intelligent. He could have said something in 2015 but a NDA was more important than America.

[@leyrua]

​@@RictusHolloweye agreed, but unfortunately that money empowers him to make everyone else miserable. Just like I feel no sympathy for his lawyers, but unfortunately more of them keep volunteering to harass people for him.

[@miapdx503]

They really created a monster. 🤡

[@bukkchickenbukk]

Did you know that the word "republican" has "baby eater" in it??? Not a coincidence...

[@anomalousanimates]

Did you know the word word has worst in it?? not a tson

[@miguelh4283]

Did you know the word "cat" has "kitkat" in it?

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smile]

Did you know the word car has communism in it? Can't be fake

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

Why does republican have the word lycan in it, huh? Are you all werewolves??? No? That's EXACTLY what a werewolf would say!

[@feha92]

It does not.

[@liljatupsu]

As an European, his excitement at the last post not being about American politics was very relatable

[@iclynnx]

Even in school I can't escape it. In "samhällskunskap", which is basically translated to "society knowledge", we have to learn about politics and other societal things, and that includes how politics looks like in foreign countries. And right now, the USA elections are am active topic. Makes me mad hearing about all the sh*t Trump does and says, and while Harris is probably no saint either, she might at least not form alliances that can affect my country too.

[@theominouspigeon]

"democract"

[@OpposingFork]

demoman on crack

[@ChronicGoblinQueen]

Well OP was definitely cract

[@sallyparty1978]

Demcat

[@DiscordMan-k7o]

DemoCrack TM.

[@CoffeeRobin-cs1nf]

@@sallyparty1978 Demonic Cat

[@Welp...OkThen]

Editor Kenny went all out for the Ace Attorney bit, sound effects and all. God love you editor Kenny

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

Appreciation corner for Editor Kenny here, thank you and good job Editor Kenny 😁💙✨

[@blueaccelerator2674]

We love editor Kenny.

[@stevenmcnabb9185]

8:18 TO BE FAIR, I read that Washington Post article and that was the EXACT point it was making: That companies aren't offering fair wages and complaining that people won't work for it; instead of increasing the wage or reducing standards, they keep the job open and say that nobody wants to work anymore.

[@Nano12123]

no, don't call south dakota and north dakota "Dakota" call it "Megakota"

[@S.A.F.T.I]

Da' Kota

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

​@@S.A.F.T.I sounds like a fantasy place, kinda nice too~ Da, in Chinese and Japanese is means big/mega, idk the relevancy saying this, but i think it's a pretty neat info 😅

[@S.A.F.T.I]

@@Noblesse_Sapphire I was more going for slang of 'the' but your thing sounds way better.

[@TrollExpress-i6p]

And hire Saul Goodman to be their mayor

[@Krikenemp18]

Middle Dakota.

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

Thanks for the rant about medicine being a right (and that does circle back to the "is food a right?" YES). I agree that we should all pitch in to help each other! That's just basic decency.

[@eliasheineman6619]

Careful, a conservative might call you a communist 😂

[@tkj608]

I thought christians worshiped someone who multiplied fish and bread for the hungry. He just fed them as if food is something they deserve.

[@MuddyPawsStudios]

10:12 Last year, when the un voted to make food a human right, 5 countries didn’t vote, and 2 voted against it. Those 2 were the US and Isreal

[@bippbunn]

Not at all surprised

[@adrianblake8876]

Source? (firsthand, from an official news outlet, not a reddit post)

[@BirthmarkKiss]

@@adrianblake8876 the guardian says something on it! look up for article: UN hunger expert: US must recognize ‘right to food’ to fix broken system “In 2021, the US and Israel were the only countries to vote against a United Nations committee's draft that asserted food as a human right. The draft also expressed alarm that the number of people lacking access to adequate food rose by 320 million to 2.4 billion in 2020 - nearly one-third of the world's population.” ^^ it is also mentioned in the united nations digital library! look up: The right to food : resolution / adopted by the General Assembly and if you need a third source, it is mentioned in the UN press! look up: Third Committee Approves 11 Drafts Covering Use of Mercenaries, Women in Rural Areas, Unilateral Coercive Measures amid Sparring over Right to Food “In other action, the Committee approved a draft on the right to food by a recorded vote of 180 in favour to 2 against (Israel, United States), with no abstentions, expressing alarm that in 2020, the number of people lacking access to adequate food rose by 320 million ‑ to 2.4 billion ‑ amounting to nearly a third of the world’s population, and that between 720 million and 811 million people faced hunger.” a spokesperson for US has explained why in this following article: Explanation of Vote of the Third Committee Adoption of the Right to Food Resolution “This resolution rightfully acknowledges the hardships millions of people are facing, and importantly calls on States to support the emergency humanitarian appeals of the UN. However, the resolution also contains many unbalanced, inaccurate, and unwise provisions the United States cannot support. This resolution does not articulate meaningful solutions for preventing hunger and malnutrition or avoiding their devastating consequences. The United States is concerned that the concept of “food sovereignty” could justify protectionism or other restrictive import or export policies that will have negative consequences for food security, sustainability, and income growth. Improved access to local, regional, and global markets helps ensure food is available to the people who need it most and smooths price volatility. Food security depends on appropriate domestic action by governments, including regulatory and market reforms, that is consistent with international commitments.” i would honestly have a little read into it, it’s pretty interesting 👀! let me know if i have any misinformation as im not the most knowledgeable on this as i am not from the us. have a good day!

[@IntoL1ght]

@@adrianblake8876 According to the UN Digital Library, the general assembly voted on a resolution for the Right to Food on Dec. 16, 2021. Two countries voted against it, the USA and Israel.

[@adrianblake8876]

@@IntoL1ght Maybe you could be more specific!? Searching for "right to food" on that site yield results all the way back to before the millennium... Wikipedia states the right to food was adopted in the '50's...

[@leyrua]

My company is currently having difficulty hiring people because leadership is looking for a unicorn. Like, seriously. We can get you a HORSE, but if the lack of a horn on its head is a deal-breaker, you are just going to have to accept that your carriage is NEVER going to run on time.

[@MaceJones-nf2cs]

Go to Scotland. Get _superrr_ high. There's yer unicorn.

[@somecatfromtheinternet]

25:37 about that, during a cold shower, the mirror can indeed "fog up" of sorts, but it's not the kinda fog you'll see from hot water. Y'know, when you get a bottle of cold water it's wet and has a frosting of sorts? The same thing can happen woth mirrors when you take cold showers! Coming from a cold shower enjoyer myself.

[@mpgaming674]

20:21 have these people seriously not heard about all-gender bathrooms? they’re almost in every restaurant or building they can’t afford having two bathrooms.

[@cursedalien]

Also, presumably, in their house.

[@heronimousbrapson863]

Some have two dual-gender bathrooms as well. Segregating bathrooms intended for use by one person at a time by sex is just plain silly.

[@justapanpirate]

Here in Sweden there’s usually one smaller room and one for the disabled at restaurants etc, or just a big one. My school didn’t separate girls and boys. Instead, we had toilets that were a small room with an actual door. The only times I’ve seen bathrooms with stalls separated for women and men has been in like, a mall, on an airport and similar stuff, because there’s like ten+ stalls due to the amount of people there and they have the space I guess. But it’s absolutely not the norm. These people are beyond ridiculous, and at this point I assume that their IQ is lower than the hottest summer days here. What do they think, that a trans person is gonna walk in, rip their pants off and flash people? So far, the only stories I’ve seen has been about cis-women attacking other cis-women because they didn’t look feminine enough, no matter if it’s an adult or a teen. *They* are the ones making it unsafe and at this point I’m just waiting to hear about how one of these women who “can always tell” has sexually assaulted someone by forcing their pants off or something. It’s not even a question of *if* it happens anymore.

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

​@@heronimousbrapson863if it's just a room with a toilet and sink, and the restroom for my gender is occupied and the other is open, I'm not waiting.

[@anonymousloserqwq]

1:20 I assure you the Ark in Kentucky is still up and running. My mom went there with my grandma and she mentioned how there were cages that had dinosaur names on them. And how there was "take back the rainbow" merch.

[@shiny_lock]

I went there a few years ago with my family. Can confirm the dinosaurs. Fully believe the t-shirts.

[@Krikenemp18]

It also sustained flood damage. lol

[@anonymousloserqwq]

@@Krikenemp18 Oh damn, I guess they really wanted to be book accurate huh? lol

[@KaiHenningsen]

@@anonymousloserqwq Don't look at the concrete behind the curtain!

[@jengsci8268]

Dinosaur names? What. like Gallus gallus domesticus? Alrighty then. 🤣 And the earth was flat and the ark would have sailed off the edge if it hadn't run into the mountain. WTH!

[@Noexperience-]

Objection! The mirror could be fogged up from someone else in their house taking a hot shower!

[@EmnM2010]

15:12 i got to assist with the early voting initiative in 2020, which included ballot counting - sorting by zip code and feeding them into machines, which cut a 48 hour job down to about 13. But the next county over had a massive issue where ALL their ballot counters were out of commission, so counting was extended 2 days while their ballots were processed manually. Neighboring counties were all sending clerks to assist, and we did manage to process the lot by about 10 pm with a little camaraderie and a lot of catering. Shit happens, and there's A LOT of people. The voting clerks work as quickly as they can, but we're only human, after all.

[@woobgamer5210]

didnt the republicans get butthurt about supposed illegal voting for the dems, when they actually had MORE illegal votes

[@WarpigA23]

There is just no need to know the results immediately. I'd much rather have an ACCURATE count than a fast one.

[@EmnM2010]

​@@WarpigA23 plus, election day from 00:00 to 11:59 is just the cut off time to submit your ballot, not the time they are required to be counted by. It's the goal, and election boards do everything in their power to meet it; but with that much information pouring in all at once, there are bound to be tech issues. And what of the day before e-voting? Back when ballots had to be collected by foot or horse, manually sorted, and the results ALSO delivered by foot or horse? Even if it was well-organized, the process would have taken WEEEEEEEEKS, let alone a single 24-hour window.

[@taaaattt7158]

That meatcanyon drawing scared the crap outta me

[@kai7526]

9:14 some states are still on the $7.25/hr minimum wage and depending on the area the cheapest apartments cost maybe $900+ if you’re lucky

[@melissajacobs5822]

Rent is disgusting **smh**

[@anaceweirdo1579]

I live in Texas (which is one of those states and really the only reason worth living here is less taxes, food and nature I guess. The government is absolutely f*cking useless and evil) I'm lucky to have an 11.50 paying job that essentially leaves me with barely any hours. The job I wanted in the first place was a Michael's with $9/hour-

[@melissajacobs5822]

@@anaceweirdo1579 how horrible! Im in New England and im not sure what minimum wage is, but i know it's higher than that! And my rent is $1800

[@babyramses5066]

​@@anaceweirdo1579I lived in Texas, got taxed so hard up the bum that it still hurts to sit down On top of making less than I've ever made while being employed full-time and having the longest commute I've ever had to just be poor forever. As soon as I heard my coworkers bragging about keeping their out of state food stamps and described "35k/year" as "a lot of money" I decided it was time to leave and never return. 😑

[@Diviance]

@@anaceweirdo1579 So many people say people should move to Texas away from California and stuff because it costs so much less in Texas... but they fail to consider something else. Wages are also lower in Texas. So much so that the actual cost of living difference between California and Texas is a fraction of a percent. California costs more to live in... but they also pay a whole lot better. And vice versa. Texas is cheaper... but companies pay a whole lot less. And with more and more people moving into Texas, soon they are going to be paying a whole lot less but that low cost is going to skyrocket. Especially electricity (which has already skyrocketed).

[@KeijiNoSora]

17:25 i remember seeing a news feed about that. Long story short, the guy who did it literally just hiked the prices for caputal gains and nothing else. He tried to give some excuse about it being expensive to make/inflation or something along those lines, but in reality, it was just greed.

[@petzouqi76]

18:06 we literally have a show that starts out as a Lung Cancer patient needing money to pay for Chemo and keep his family out of debt, and it's so exhorbatantly expensive that he chooses to begin a Methamphetamine drug empire without even looking at other options.

[@notyourtypicalgranny]

My mother went through major surgery. three long rounds of chemo and a number of hospital stays for cancer all over 4 years. She would not have paid more than $100 all up and that was for prescriptions. So happy I live in Australia.

[@MG-hz7wi]

Me, a 58 year old woman, watching this in the comfort of the cargo van I now live in because I was evicted from my home of 24 years...😂😢

[@maxdaae]

I really hope your situation gets better omg

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

Owhh :"( i wish things will get better for you and your loved ones, sending love from here 💙💙

[@SarahAbramova]

Hope things get better for you!

[@machinebeard1639]

Me, laughing at you. Strong and independent.

[@janb92]

@@SarahAbramovathings won’t get better. They’ll get much worse because of this new administration coming into office.

[@andeeharry]

9:17 Oh yeah the Job thing. Employers are fussy as hell, you need job experience, which you can't get, and the requirements are messy and then they wonder why people don't want to work.....I am not sure who thought this method was a good idea, but it sure is messy.

[@melkhiordarkfell4354]

3:45 the irony that all the big names in the Daily Wire are themselves failed writers, comedians and directors.

[@Fayanora]

12:10 I learned from LockPickingLaywer that there's no such thing as a secure gun, because every single one of these gun safes has a lock so flimsy that a toddler could pick them with a stick. Just a random twig from the yard.

[@applejayz1987]

"Look at what communism does to a country!" *America in the 1800s under unregulated capitalism:* Maybe the point is to impart programs to keep the people well and profit interested corporations under control, instead of dehydrating yourself for fear of drowning?

[@cursedalien]

Honestly at this point my comeback to "nobody wants to work anymore" is "nobody wants to pay anymore"

[@bi_z_ar]

0:44 Imagine living in south north dakota

[@pirobot668beta]

Naw...they gonna name it West Dakota, see who complains.

[@yourimeys5944]

@@pirobot668beta merge both dakota and end up with MEGAKOTA

[@Tempest8-h2i]

Me who lives in North Dakota:

[@scoobysnx6089]

i grew up in north south dakota lol

[@WarpigA23]

​@@pirobot668betaWell, Minnesotans, certainly!

[@cjlite0210]

0:28 Assuming North Dakota isn't the same then there's finally a distinguishing factor between these 2 states! :D

[@gemanscombe4985]

A single Dakota would have roughly the same # of representatives but 2 fewer senators in Congress. That would also lower by 2 their Electoral College vote total. If (R)s had their way, North and South would each be subdivided into East and West for a total of 8 Dakota-ish senators and 6 more electoral votes. Next: East and West Wyoming!

[@FaerieWings_Fly]

I can actually tell you that at *least* the education systems between North and South Dakota are very different- one of my friends lived in SD when she was younger, then moved to ND for middle and high school. She has diagnosed dyslexia and while in SD no one really cared and her parents had to fight the system, when she moved to my school district she had nothing but good things to say. I’m sure it varies somewhat from district to district, but even so. I also had a decent school experience in ND, and generally the information they taught us was useful. I had like 3 separate classes teach me how taxes and the like works, which is more than a lot of Americans get

[@nickberry5520]

8:54 A job opening in IT in San Francisco isn't helpful to an unemployed auto worker in Detroit.

[@chernobyl169]

Zycron is a perfectly fine name, leagues above "cat turd"

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Agreed. I could see a sci-fi character with the name Zycron. But the name 'cat turd'? That could only belong to some a-hole on the internet.

[@Kattlarv]

The "We know better than the guy that made it" hits me hard... I can't count the times I've had people explain to me what things *I invented* means or how they are "meant" to be used.

[@kickrobotsintheballs5840]

What THINGS have you INVENTED may i inquire?

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

I think they're waaayy too comfy at the peak of Mt.Stupid in Dunning Kruger effect 😅 Unaware of their own lack of knowledge yet filled with confidence surely is a bliss huh? :"D

[@Kattlarv]

@@Noblesse_Sapphire It's also a heavy dose of "mansplaining", so to speak. As, you can present a thing, and they stoll in, laugh condescendingly and try to "correct" it. Like "You silly goose, you accidentally put the woman where the *man* should be." etc

[@badaboum2]

Well, when it comes to literary interpretation, Death of the Author is a very influential and very much valid concept that was first thought up by Roland Barthes, a French left-leaning philosopher. Boiled down to its simplest definition "The Death of the Author is a literary theory that argues that the meaning of a text is not determined by the author’s intention, but rather by the reader’s interpretation." (source: Oxford Home Schooling)

[@nedhunter4444]

16:45 To be fair, the question of whether or not water is wet is entirely dependent on how one defines "wet".

[@SINDRIKARL1]

to be wet it has to be in contact with water, Water can't be in contact with water because it IS water.

[@adrianblake8876]

Also, even if LS's definition is true, it still makes water wet, because water touches itself. Every drop of water is surrounded by more drops of water that touch it...

[@ripit.3457]

word: wet. definition: me. thank you

[@nedhunter4444]

@@adrianblake8876 That's my preferred way of viewing things too. But I also consider the position that wetness involves adhesion of water to a solid surface to be valid-it's only a problem for me if someone argues that that is the *only* valid definition.

[@Diviance]

@@adrianblake8876 Wet is a quality granted to another, solid thing from being in contact with certain kinds of liquids. So you can have a wet ice cube. But you can't have wet water.

[@RealMilester1]

Why is there a Climate Change awarness marking under the video? Shouldn't it be about the election 😂 The Ben Shabibo impression was hilarious

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

The algorithm probably caught that one climate change denier in one of the tweets, y'know the one that said "It'S juSt nAtURe" 😂

[@minecraftchest2]

17:33 most of the medicines that kevin are talking about could be $25 dollars each and still make the companys plenty of money. But no red line must go up.

[@texentas]

I have to ask. Why is r/clevercomebacks like 85% american politics?

[@wildgunman64]

I know right? I swear this sub used to be funny but now it’s all political

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

Because everything turns into politics.

[@JessFirefox]

Hopefully after the election is over it would go back to normal. I'm just not holding my breath

[@anomalousanimates]

@@JessFirefox hopefully that happens

[@matildarose]

It's close to an election and US politicians are chomping at the bit to post the worst takes on twitter more than usual, which means the buffet is O P E N

[@nyanya2757]

17:13 it may not be free but in other countries medicine is way more obtainable and cheaper. It's because of American drug companies lobbying and just American culture in general that we have to pay absurd amounts for medication. Edit: The way to make insulin was sold for a dollar and it only costs 2-4 dollars to make, but they sell it for upwards of 200 dollars, our government could easily pay for that stuff for us with our tax money if prices weren't exponentially bigger than they needed to be. These companies would benefit weather or not they sold it cheaper or not but they make more profit if it's harder to buy. They'd make it 10,000 dollars if they would still be able to make sales from that.

[@michaelcaffery5038]

It took a lot of digging as the industry tries to keep it hidden but I eventually found out that paracetamol (Acetaminophen) cost less than 10 US dollars to produce, tablet and package 2,000 500 mg tablets. I'm not sure how long ago this was, several years at least. Maybe it's 2 or 3 times that now. The percentage profit margin from factory to retail was approximately the same as buying multiple kilos of heroin in Pakistan, smuggling it to the UK, cutting it and selling by the quarter ounce. The person writing the article, part of the pharmaceutical industry, said that was for factories in developed countries and was cheaper for a factory in India for example. It's not a medicine as such but the wholesale price of caffeine in 2012 was 36 U.S dollars per kilo. Admittedly nobody is spending 100s of dollars a week on paracetamol but that is a good profit. Retail prices based on UK and Ireland.

[@charlieboy6315]

The cognitive dissonance of so-called 'devout Christians' like Kevin Sorbo, who go on about Jesus all the time whilst directly spitting in the face of his teachings (e.g. here literally arguing that 'caring for thy neighbour' is a bad thing) must be staggering.

[@Diviance]

He is a right-wing evangelical Christian. They think Jesus was a white American guy.

[@ZacThaBarber]

In Australia our Prime Minister made a change to the price of a common cancer medication from $100,000 to $12 for those in need

[@Insanonaga]

20:20 I fly a bit for my job. The way MCI airport does their bathrooms is genius. Each toilet gets its own private stall, with no standing urinals, and almost 3 times the amount of toilets you’d normally see too. Really makes you wonder why sex-divided bathrooms need to be a thing in the first place.

[@abizerlaheri786]

Because misogyny. Men hated women back then and were appalled at the idea of pissing in the same room as them.

[@leyrua]

Heck, even the producer of The Apprentice recently apologized for his role in the illusion of Trump being a successful businessman.

[@oddsmile1234]

I mean, glass fogs up from condensation, which just means the mirror had to be colder than the water. SO depending on the temperature she keeps her house at she could get condensation on the mirror from a cold shower

[@bluesteno64]

0:53 THIS GUY. yes the ark thing is still open. My highly religious family member dragged me to it.

[@hadleyphillips-seatter5975]

Didn’t Ken Ham grow up looking like a Neanderthal?

[@bluesteno64]

@ HE KINDA DOES THO😭😭😭

[@witchytaedragon]

7:58 I find this super funny because.... Elon, buddy... you *are* the machine.

[@thoughtsofanobody]

0:41 Cooler name yes, but they would have to give up 2 senate seats and at least a couple house seats. That’s why they split to begin with if I’m remembering my history correctly.

[@oceonfire_fn]

25:42 i forgot what subreddit it was i thought it was some political comebacks 😭

[@PoisonClaw4]

19:26 The fact that Four Seasons Total Landscaping replied with this epic mic drop of a response is just the cherry on top.

[@michaelccopelandsr7120]

"This is your brain.. 🥚 This is your brain on MAGA.. 🍳 Any questions?"

[@StefanoAraneda]

The Ace atorney debate at the end got me!!!😂😂😂

[@thatonewitch]

1:38 I got another one for you: every person in America wanting to have a dictator president should go visit places under tyrannical rule like Cuba or China

[@jellybeat6451]

I feel like you guys dont really understand what the "Marxist regime", or otherwise called true communism is.

[@acanadianchicken]

@@jellybeat6451 There is no true communist state, at least according to Marxist theory

[@thomaslance5428]

They'll find out if he wins. Imagine replacing everyone with those willing to get on their knees. It's scary. Further, Imagine him with no restraints period. The mainstream media would be doomed.

[@pondererofdumbshit2669]

@@jellybeat6451name a country where “true communism” has ever worked or currently works

[@michealpersicko9531]

probably have a better grasp then you guys too and at least we don't act like we're above doing research into a topic before opening our mouths about it. ​@@jellybeat6451

[@Mistmantle88]

Our minimum wage in BC rose to $10.85/hour in 2016. Today it’s $17.40/hour. It was $8.00/hr in 2010.

[@Godric_71]

Trump: If you vote illegally, you're going to jail Respondent: If you vote legally, he's going to jail. Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hell YES 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@infin8ee]

I wish 😢

[@LiamMaher4955]

I would like to add Churhchill was npt a good guy. He was the UK's prime minister for most of WW2 and was responsible for politically leading them through the war, but was also responsible for the political propaganda, blackmail,, harrassment and murders of the black and Tans and Auxillary British forces in Ireland.

[@magNICKal]

11:50 I've seen one of these before when I was a cashier at Walmart. "sorry I can't take tips-... oh that's nice. 🙄"

[@Diviance]

Being awful generous to Sorbo saying he acts in D movies.

[@JMon2021]

As someone who worked in retail for minimum wage or near minimum wage, no way in HELL are they getting overtime.

[@abiean222]

17:11 things like medicine are expensive only because we lack regulations that put caps on life-saving medicines. americans have to deal with that, when people in other countries don't. if the cost was folded under the government, then it would be very easy to just force the companies to sell at production costs. use the taxes to pay for it, we could take some out of the "subsides big businesses" budgets or the police force budgets. the police don't need tear gas, also if they just fired the bad cops and blacklisted them, then they will have a much smaller lawsuit budget need too. but anyway, i would love to have universal healthcare and be willing to pay for that in taxes.

[@Cr3Ek_l0v3R]

We're not calling Twitter X if you don't wanna call your kid the right name, elon.

[@BasicSolar]

I saw this in my recommendations??? How rare is it to see a '15 seconds ago' in your recommendations? Eh pretty cool thing to see when opening KZbin Anyway yay new video!!! :D

[@bananana6420]

Man cold showers also fog meaning they have never taken cold showers

[@mikkj1]

The actual point of the photo was "boobs". Since they missed the point, I guess they lose their "alpha male" card. ;)

[@Nast_05]

Isn't it the same way a window fogs up in winter? or did i understand it wrong?

[@airacummins5076]

​@@Nast_05 it's water

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

I'm sad to announce that Paster John Hagee is still alive.

[@shrekchicken506]

24:30 The Ben Shapiro impression gets way better every time he does it.

[@Alex-il5bk]

Ben Shabibo 🤣🤣

[@Mumble8988]

8:36 Yeah basically where I live it's like this; Monthly income: $1,200 Rent: $2,400 Your Pocket: $-0.000000000000

[@skellington8090]

These videos always make me wish I was better at coming up with comebacks immediately LOL

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

26:30 I love how they immediately decided to meme the thing.

[@trainstationboy]

watching this after the election is an experience

[@popeofsimps2924]

17:20 yeah and they act like raising the taxes in turn for, at least, PAYING A LOT LESS TO NOT DIE is somehow worse 1000 people paying a $10k medical bill is a lot less stressful per person than 1 or so

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

Also, that $10k medical bill is extremely inflated compared to the actual cost of the care provided, so it wouldn't even be 1000 people paying $10k, more like $2k

[@soundconjurer4380]

They split up to get two more Conservative senators... merging would undo that.

[@Nala15-Artist]

15:40 Also, their hair is dyed, his hair is not. Hair dying no joke cannot make you look younger, but it can lock your looks in at 40-50 years for at least up to your 70s. After that it looks uncanny for sure, probably earlier.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Uh no?

[@Nala15-Artist]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Um, yes, actually. And, shocker, they're wearing makeup anytime they're in public AND have a dedicated beauty staff on hand at all times.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@Nala15-Artist at first I was interested but now I think you’re just troIIing have a good day

[@Nala15-Artist]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Okay - your loss.

[@oddish4352]

0:38 - And Dakota would still have far fewer people than several of our cities.

[@marlyd]

Are we pretending Cruise and Pitt haven't had massive amounts of work done? For years? To 'maintain' their youthful looks? Let's normalise people aging however they're aging.

[@badaboum2]

@@Pwnopolis Look at any wealthy 60 year old who doesn't work in an industry where their employment depends on their looks and you'll see it's not just about being able to afford health care and good food. Jeff Bezos is the same age as Brad Pitt.

[@wingedbluj1674]

25:12 Brian Tyler Cohen is an EXPERT at demolishing these liars and frauds.

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

He is really incredible at it. He absolutely pounds everyone he debates.

[@lindapetersen]

PETITION TO MERGE THE DAKOTAS!!

[@Boundwithflame23]

Incidentally Trump also had like 30 seconds on screen in Home Alone 2. He was the guy telling Kevin where the front desk of the hotel was or something if I remember right. Funny thing is even as an adult after he was elected I didn’t even that was him until I saw the CinamaSins video on the movie a handful of years ago XD

[@commandolando901]

honestly, I’m lowkey surprised they were both part of sororities. AKA is Alpha Kappa Alpha, that’s pretty cool

[@ASlashsshadow]

2:37 So basically the people who say God DOESN’T love everyone are only acting like Christians for clout

[@L4nay8745]

Yeah. God has eternal and unconditional love for everyone, but those who don’t pursue his love and mercy, who turn away from his word, who act as though they are not his child, but a child of man, he doesn’t know. It breaks his heart, but his sacrifice is the only way to get to heaven, and not believing in it is rejection of all God offers.

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

⁠@@L4nay8745Generally a father who has never once had a conversation with his child is considered a bad father.

[@L4nay8745]

@@Owen_loves_Butters But he does. He speaks through the Bible and Holy Spirit. We just have to listen.

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

@ Cryptic communication doesn't count. If God truly cares about me seeing myself as his child, he shouldn't be making me solve a puzzle to prove he even exists. If he's all powerful, he absolutely has the ability to just talk to me directly, not through a medium.

[@ASlashsshadow]

@@Owen_loves_Butters I’m not jumping back in on this because I can’t defend for crap but that basically means that letters or texts don’t count either

[@UnicornOfDepression]

I want to start an online fight with as many people as possible. Weapons: Your best compliment. "Oh yeah! Well I think that you are a fantastic individual who never fails to bring joy to those around you."

[@coughedfeathers1292]

17:30 ish: It's fucking wild to me living in the UK because as bad as the NHS is run sometimes. When my uncle was diagnosed with throat cancer last year, he didn't have to pay. They installed multiple rigs to allow him to digest stuff without throwing anything he swallowed back up, his intense chemo and radiotherapy at the beginning of the year, the multiple times he's been prescribed health shakes and anti sickness tablets- I can't stress enough! -the only thing that he's had to pay is the cost of any cabs he's had to take to the hospital. It's absolutely *buckwild* to me that in the states you would have to pay for that. Fuck- my type 1 diabetic dad doesn't pay for his insulin or any other prescriptions! Certain individuals don't have to pay, and whilst I *do* for my monthly prescriptions of antidepressants and beta blockers.... It's capped at just over £9 per prescription. I pay under £20 a month for my meds, and there's apparently a card I can look into to get it reduced to like £10 a month? It is. Completely *fucking insane* to me that people go bankrupt over dying. It makes 0 sense to me. There is a better way. Even though the UK system definitely isn't the best, it's the reason my uncle is recovering now. It's fucking *nuts*.

[@mr.djungelskog2519]

Take a shot everytime a post isnt related to american politics

[@conspicuouspigeons]

Least interesting drinking game ever

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

So a single shot.

[@anomalousanimates]

how to curb alcoholism 101:

[@GeovaneSanciniSR]

Seriously, it's unsuferable

[@Akalim]

1:36 THE FUCKING KIRK SLOWLY FADING IN IM CRYING

[@winston.422]

7:00 it's crazy that he just decrees it like a king. He really just thinks he owns the world. Dude is more delusional than me.

[@AimeeLynn20]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Ben Shapiro voice got me deceased. Was not expecting that. Literally spit out my water.

[@slee_kyle]

Me halfway through the video: damn this sub is 99.5% politics The end of the video being that remaining 0.5% was refreshing.

[@dayokamaria6802]

I would be more excited about paying taxes if taxes ACTUALLY WENT TO THE RIGHT THINGS!

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

This is a lot more fun then reading reddit posts, I really enjoyed it

[@DeJay7]

Another video that makes me just a little more glad I'm not trapped in America.

[@raddragongaming9030]

I wish I wasn’t trapped in America 😭

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

As someone who's currently binge watching the entirety of the ace attorney series (currently on the third game), I was very surprised and happy to see the ace attorney segment being done justice

[@MorganVsTheInternet]

5:40 It's funny how the focus on Dubai like it’s the whole country! Imagine thinking everyone in the US lives like the people in Manhattan! ALSO UAE is a “ socialist” country by their standards ( free health care, benefits for the elderly widowed women and orphans unemployment benefit ETC)!

[@VATJON]

Some people thinks the US is basically just New York