r/Choosingbeggars 41-Year-Old Man Sues His Parents for Allowance Money!

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a 41 year old unemployed man decides that he's going to sue his rich parents for an allowance. Can you imagine being 41 and having to take your mommy and daddy to court for a weekly allowance? I wonder what his parents think of him. If you like this content and want to see more, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit videos!
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[@rSlash]

Imagine you're like 80 years old and retiring, and then your 41-year-old kid sues you because he wants a bigger allowance

[@haroldina5953]

E

[@ballpointpen7728]

lmao right

[@Izzy-zw3vx]

F

[@migzilla5575]

F in chat for 80 year old

[@365ral]

Seems like the trope of "40 y/o dude who lives with his mom" is becoming more of a reality.

[@shakisyaboi991]

I can never understand how a person can insult someone and then expect them to do what they say.

[@spicydiarrhea5662]

My father is a priest and you're going to hell!!!!!

[@RiveroftheWither]

It's usually a dumb tactic to either lower the persons self esteem or intimidate them. They genuinely think that it will get them what they want. Some also just have angry issues with 0 self awareness.

[@RevengeOfSakura]

I've had this working in fast food... Customer insults employee for working at a "low ranking job" and talks trash... But still expects superb customer service and to come on a daily basis lol

[@HAL1400]

The person being insulted is clearly a robot without an emotions chip and so insults don't matter to them. The insult is supposed to throw an exception in their programming that gives the world to the person insulting. Or is it the other way around and the person insulting is having a buggy day?

[@NextDavidAttenborough]

@@spicydiarrhea5662 oh no you said the hell word!

[@thebestcentaur]

"It's a shame they couldn't see the value in what I had to offer" They did. That's why they denied you.

[@lancerevell5979]

"Exposure" doesn't pay the bills.

[@noahcarroll4944]

Funny thing is, she's complaining that she couldn't afford a slice of cheese pizza that costed about $4.40. I don't know about anyone else, but if you can't afford that on any sort of budget, then you aren't a successful person at all.

[@thebestcentaur]

@@noahcarroll4944 or, ya know, a $5 Hot-N-Ready from Little Caesars. If you can't afford THAT in this day and age...yikes

[@mrenergy5364]

'couldn't see the value'. CB, you held no value.

[@roshnibritto4637]

They couldn't There wasn't even any

[@-acne]

"Fat girls and black girls to the back of the line" As if there were ever a line to begin with.

[@urduib]

Indeed :)

[@silverflight01]

Ouch

[@sourisvoleur4854]

💯

[@dx1450]

No kidding.

[@informationyes]

with their imagi9nary girlfriends there's a line

[@theprokoking7156]

Nothing says “I’m a stable person” much like freaking out over not getting a guided meditation link from an artist.

[@bleachfan2.029]

Don’t forget that they couldn’t even wait a few minutes…………….or the fact that mr bipolar forgot google exists

[@365ral]

Here's how REAL collabs work: pay the artist for their work, and the artist pays you for your work. I've had many comic dubs done that way.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

you do comics? cool!

[@365ral]

@@chriscarpenter3370 Thanks! I had a few of my comics dubbed by VOAdam! He's a great voice actor known for his fan voices for Baldi's Basics and Cuphead.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@365ral do you have an Instagram that has pics?

[@365ral]

@@chriscarpenter3370 No, but I have a Deviantart page: RaltheCommentator.

[@whatbear3804]

Nice

[@verysadcatc7897]

Op: *Calm and being reasonable* CB: _”Dude why are you flipping out this hard”_

[@thedarkestkinghtstar]

I had an co-worker like that. She had gone through my section at work, and I only had a tiny section, which meant she was getting drinks for my section. I discovered this because a cup of sugar was dropped in the middle of my section when it would be far simpler to use the walk-way than that path (chairs were back to back at slot machines). So, I asked her to please not do that anymore and....she yelled. Only, she was yelling at me to calm down and how it wasn't a big deal. When I explained that I was just asking she stay out of my section but couldn't say much else cuz she kept yelling as if i was. I did lose my temper after a few minutes because she was acting like I was the unreasonable one, so I left the area to cool down. I came back to her talking to our manager and the manger was telling her "stay out of other peoples section next time".

[@lumonetic1124]

He has the largest high horse you could possibly get on

[@MascaraMorada]

Dude was projecting so hard, I should have brought popcorn and a soda

[@LeKing-gc6kn]

60th like here

[@varahunter68]

@Tahir Khan dear God no

[@sunnivamhagatun]

that’s not anxiety, that’s extreme anger issues O_o

[@johannaweichsel3602]

Yeah, but with mental illnesses it's like buy one, get seven free.

[@velvety2006]

The funny thing is, I know a decent amount of artists and pretty much every artist has his/her friend who is a meditation/self-help guru lol most do it just for fun though.

[@maneoj46]

Seems more like extreme bipolar disorder. He went 0 to 100 in like 2 seconds

[@bleachfan2.029]

⁠@@maneoj46o to 100? More like o to 1 million at the speed of light

[@augustaseptemberova5664]

"Go to hell!" - "I'll save you a spot." .. gotta remember this one lol

[@joimumu]

It’s the best comeback :)

[@anthonylong9067]

That’s something i need to remember to use. Either that or say “cant wait to meet you there then”

[@gmun2248]

"I'd rather go to hell, all the interesting people are there." - Nietzsche (Not being pretentious, it's just a great quote.)

[@David_H__]

I always say I have a beachfront condo overlooking the lava seas waiting for me. Usually shuts them up or at least makes them do one of those jaw drops while their brain tries to understand

[@MrBeevee5]

Are you willing to save someone a spot?

[@verysadcatc7897]

Karen: _”Why are you being soo selfish”_ Also Karen: *Being Greedy and Selfish* and says “I HOPE YOU PRAY FOR GOD TO FORGIVE YOUR SIN!”

[@axlr8deathpls294]

Bruh also for the last story Im pretty sure you aren't allowed to have kids as a priest

[@Wizardlybat]

@@axlr8deathpls294 in christianity it isn't an issue, not sure about catholicism

[@axlr8deathpls294]

@@Wizardlybat really? My father was the son of a priest in ireland but his father wasn't allowed to have kids so he gave him from adoption? I and my family are christian but I am not sure of my dad's biological parents (I think the rule of that is because if you have loved ones you can't be closest to god or something similar and I think my dad's bio mom was a nun another bruh moment because my bio grandfather wasn't allowed to marry someone as a priest meaning he had my dad when they were not married which I'm pretty sure would break a law in the bible)

[@Wizardlybat]

@@axlr8deathpls294 Christians are allowed to have kids, but the general rule is that we put our faith in God first.

[@Wizardlybat]

@@axlr8deathpls294 but as for having kids before marriage, that IS frowned upon

[@BobBlumenfeld]

I have never figured out why "influencers" tout their number of followers when it's actually the number of regular daily viewers that matter.

[@lancerevell5979]

"Influencer" has got to be the most entitled "job" ever. Sheer lazyness to expect to make a career of it.

[@foxooverlord]

@@lancerevell5979 yeah, at least some "influencers" at least influence in a good way, like Rslash or any other actually good youtuber, not like 5-minute crafts

[@terriplays1726]

@@lancerevell5979 People making a living of social media are usually working very hard. KZbinr or twitch streamer burnout is a thing, there are videos about it. I cannot imagine to have a job where I have to put on a happy face every day for my audience and can't even take vacations. Don't upload for 2 weeks on youtube and your numbers are so much down that you have undone years of growth. Some are of course lucky and went viral quickly, but most have put more work into hours into their social media career than full time employees.

[@MagicalMedic]

I am so grateful to have someone to keep me up to date on Reddit drama without having to look for it myself. 😂

[@ysgramorssoupspoon]

Deadass

[@dracko158]

Karen: "You have lost a potential customer, Never going to try their pizza, it's not worth it." Me: *"You say it like it's a threat."*

[@fatigue8675]

I feel like ivs seen you icon elsewhere, the hunt begins

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I love how that guy was sending message after message while saying the other person was "flipping out" just because they stood their ground

[@lumonetic1124]

1 curse word equals "flipping out"? wonder what the meditation guy was doing then

[@lucasbelvedere2923]

@@lumonetic1124 Acrobatics? XD

[@lumonetic1124]

@@lucasbelvedere2923 lol

[@sirpiddlefartiii]

3:56 as a tall, muscular, overweight mother who plays videogames everyday, I am happy to have dodged that bullet.

[@shakisyaboi991]

"My father is a priest and you're going to hell" As said before, I'll make sure to save you a spot ;)

[@Mistfall254]

Lol

[@d1sast3r68]

Isn't it forbidden for priests to have children? At least for catholic priests it is like that....

[@vgverog]

@@d1sast3r68 My thought exactly. She didn't say reverend but priest.

[@herbalcaribou5082]

There is a typo but it won't let me edit it I'm mean hell not tell

[@RiveroftheWither]

Most Christian denominations, who still call their holy men priests, allow them to marry and have children in wedlock. Maybe if Catholics allowed the same they wouldn't have "adult fun time" with children so damn often

[@IronMaiden756]

"If you don't change your ways you'll go to hell!" "Great! Then my coffee will never get cold!"

[@shepherd9217]

Hell is described as a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth, where you would beg for a single drop of water, there is no coffee, no partying, no joy, forever. I don't think it's something to take lightly, even if you don't believe in it. What if it's real?

[@nalrashido]

"Gladly but first we must help you get there first."

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

"Fat girls and black girls to the back of the line!" Dude really thinks people are lining up to get with such a "catch", LMAO.

[@levistepanian5341]

Yeah, lol I get it if you have preferences-i agree with those ones but you can't be Like that lol

[@justacatinabox7108]

Yeah that tinder user is not only blackmailed from any date ever, but now has blue balls for the rest of his life.

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

I think you mean blacklisted.

[@levistepanian5341]

Oof! Bb that's mean! Lmao

[@kasuihikari]

The best part of the whole "You're sinning because you won't work for free" statement is the Bible says "The worker deserves their wage." and "Do not delay payment, if you can give today do not say 'come again and I will give it then'". Paraphrased.

[@365ral]

Last time I was this early, Yugo was still a puppy.

[@jarrarwinks8470]

Last time I was this early I was born

[@skyleranimated9302]

@@jarrarwinks8470 this should be a comment on its own

[@chriscarpenter3370]

we literally need more puppy bloopers!

[@chimerical8746]

dick and balls

[@skyleranimated9302]

@@chimerical8746 why the heck

[@MiraTheWarlock]

I swear the moment I heard 'I want my guitar and you' I screamed and threw my away my headphones-

[@lamarasawyer850]

Poor headphones...

[@DeathProductions200]

I cringed so hard I swear I almost broke the brace on my hand

[@abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501]

I wanted to 🤮 Like seriously... i dont care if you're male, female, intersex... black, white, purple... whatever. NO MEANS NO. "I'M TAKEN" Means NO. It means STOP. Yet, she woulda been called all sorts of names if she tried to get him to see just how inappropriate he was behaving. Ugh. I know sexism can go both ways, but its really simply... no means no, and don't do others what you wouldn't want done to you.

[@tfivegames]

"What about the homeschooling parents?" A stimulus check, Karen. Three of them.

[@JustAStump]

Bruh for real

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

Me, who only saw the first one: 🤣🤣

[@dx1450]

It's like, nobody forced them to homeschool their children.

[@annaconigliaro2907]

Imagine going to an ivy league school and begging your parents for money. 🤦

[@gmun2248]

Oxford isn't an Ivy League school. It's in England.

[@annaconigliaro2907]

@@gmun2248 I thought it was an english ivy. sorry for my stupidity

[@qzoid3060]

@@annaconigliaro2907 i mean it is top tier so you’re not far off, we just don’t have ivy league here

[@annaconigliaro2907]

@@qzoid3060 that's good to know! I've lived in the US my whole life so I've never heard of the tippy, top tier as anything else

[@thebestcentaur]

"I'll save you a spot" Ironically, that one has me running the aisles🤣

[@Liquessen]

What does that expression mean?

[@thebestcentaur]

@@Liquessen it originated in the Black American churches, particularly the Pentecostal ones-people would supposedly be so overcome with emotion (the devout might say the Holy Spirit) that they would exhibit any number of reactions (speaking in tongues, crying, shouting loudly, etc.). Among these was/is "catching the Spirit" and quite literally running the aisles and pews. Still happens today-before I converted, I saw it a few times

[@Liquessen]

@@thebestcentaur oooh, thanks! As a foreigner, it was new to me. Thanks for sharing the history of it

[@thebestcentaur]

@@Liquessen no problem! I like sharing history since that's what my undergrad degree is in

[@mariposa9506]

Thats not even the expression. Its rolling in the aisles.

[@p-rima-la]

As a soon-to-be teacher, I hate this attitude that parents have for teaching their OWN children at home. Their hardest job is logging their children on to the computer. Teachers are the ones who are still creating lessons, preparing websites, going into the school to teach so their students see a familiar environment, and even sending materials to the students homes, never mind having to think about their own children. So no, parents don’t deserve anything extra for doing a parent’s job.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

And the holier-than-thou homeschoolers think that they should be paid for their choice to school their own kid out of their own pocket.

[@MorbidKat]

I mean it was tough during the pandemic (I am not smart) so I had to teach myself to teach the kids 😂 but again the main point is, I 👏had 👏children Teaching them, feeding /clothing them, that's in the basic parent handbook description. Our payment is love lol

[@p-rima-la]

@@MorbidKat definitely! I hope it didn’t come off like I was talking about all parents. I understand that the adjustment was rough. I really meant the people who got a small taste of a teacher’s job and haven’t stopped complaining lol.

[@desireeloveros1055]

As someone who wants to be a TEFL teacher *and* homeschool my potential children. The audacity of parents who want to pull this shit is unbelievable

[@MorbidKat]

@@p-rima-la No, you're good. 3 of my cousins are teachers so I hear stories all the time that I just can't wrap my head around some parents behavior!

[@franl155]

"I want the guitar and you" "Only the guitar is for sale. You couldn't afford me in a million years"

[@emmanuelvargas296]

OUTSTANDING MOVE

[@fuilli]

that text message exchange with the dual cpu motherboard, all I have to say is: "you know what? 800$. you can't bargain or barter, and according to you I can't as well."

[@zanon__]

That last one: "My father is a priest." Well... who's going to hell first?

[@thetableoflegend9814]

I actually lost it when the CB typed “*spits on you*”

[@RandomElement]

All that needed was a little return fire from OP... something like "*Matrix-dodges, then spits on your anxiety!*"

[@lchavez4713]

“Never seen someone flip out this hard” *sends 12 messages in less than 6mins*

[@jefffoo6891]

Dya 44 of telling him he's making everyone day better

[@rosebud8360]

🙌🙌🙌

[@alyssaokeeffe4109]

Day 2 of saying hi to jeff

[@jefffoo6891]

@@alyssaokeeffe4109 quit your bullshit I went and checked my yesterday comment and didn't see you

[@breaker3968]

Day 57

[@angeliki5135]

Hai Jeff 😊

[@imizzyirl]

The guy with the 500$ Mac made me want to give him the 1, 2 Michael Jackson combo so badly

[@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou]

I would have sent a photo of $600 cash fanned out several hours later. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rn3UinaQfZmYipY It wouldn't even matter about the sale at that point.

[@bootsmecat7810]

KZbin: There's 48 comments. Me: Cool, can I see? KZbin: Lovely weather we're having.

[@Chuckf66]

At least it's not "afk arena" or bloody Audible!

[@skorpiongod]

Idt that macbook seller realized that person wasnt poor or cheap, she was trying to bully and manipulate him into selling it for cheap so she could flip it for a quick few hundred bucks.

[@johanandersson7141]

How often do the “you’ll get paid in exposure” thing actually work? Seems like something that should’ve disappeared completely if nobody accepted such a deal.

[@abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501]

Sadly, those entering these fields get duped way too often. I encourage new artists to set commissions priced really low, and increase it over time. Even if they start at $1 for a basic pencil sketch outline, in a year or less, they can raise it to 5, then 10, etc. But NEVER do things for "exposure". In the digital world, exposure lasts less than ONE SECOND, and MAY be seen by 100 followers out of a person's 10k followers. That's how fast people scroll past. Of those 100 who actually see it, maybe 25 will pay attention and, IF you are lucky, you'll get *maybe* 1 commission, and have to fight to get paid for it. Totally not worth it.

[@Lovuschka]

3:00 "potential customer" Yea, one that always would have remained "potential".

[@obamahostile4073]

I loooove these 2-faces people, they call you every degrading and insulting word in the dictionary and then "😋😩🤭 sowwyyy ! I was wude :3" *proceeds to ask for a favor*

[@christianstachl]

Or the other way 'round: "Omg, i LOOOVE your art! 😍😍😍 It would be perfect for me! You're so talented! Can i have it for free?" "No" "Go, f... yourself! Your art sucks anyway, it's pure shit. No one will ever buy that crap! 🤬🤬🤬"

[@EntFncomp]

2:00 that went from 0-100 real fast. 6:00 that went from 0-100 real fast. 15:00 that went from 0-100 real fast

[@wafflestoast4546]

The oxford dude case wouldnt be a deal breaker. Its a deal destroyer.

[@wesleymays1931]

The urge to strangle has never been so real

[@LeeroyPorkins]

rSlash: *Posts 1 Minute Ago* Me: Cue Malicious Compliance!

[@chriscarpenter3370]

malicious compliance mode activated

[@ig_4220]

I feel like an ideal response to these 'cash ready today' lowballers would be. "Dude I'm not a crackhead ready to dig out my own kidney with my house key to sell for ten quid towards my next hit, I can wait till someone who can actually pay properly comes along."

[@eskimberly7424]

Choosing beggars is one of my favorite topics. I am so amazed at people who call someone names/say horrible things to them, then still ask for stuff for free.

[@oeuf5985]

"op is a GIRL and selling an electric guitar" We all knew where that was going weren't we

[@Cosmodeus26]

The story about the bass guitar made me realize, I miss the r/niceguys vs r/nicegirls showdown

[@x-treme_gamer]

Same here, dude. Same here

[@Starzzurdrugg]

i have never been this early for anything

[@bigbug51105]

Lol same

[@annyphoenix2099]

Ne neither, haha!

[@abaddabberdoo917]

And it was even late

[@nx5_]

This guy really out here sueing for more allowance.... I don't even get any allowance😐

[@abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501]

I never did, either. Its ok. You'll be able to earn your own money in the future. I do suggest learning budgeting strategies now, based on minimum wage. Find average apartment prices, etc. It's good practice for the future, and you'd be surprised that you can actually save $ and still enjoy life with a crappy paycheck. It's all about planning, determining priorities, and taking care of those first - then setting aside $ for savings BEFORE using anything leftover for "extras". You can do it. WITHOUT an allowance ;) *grinz* (Although.. at 46, I still wish I could get one. Sigh lol)

[@mahirmannan1561]

Same here. - A fellow Asian

[@akl2k7]

I got an allowance when I was in elementary school for like $5 a week. It upped to $20 a week by High School, but by the time I graduated and got a job, I said goodbye to that and no longer got paid (except in emergencies).

[@PirateShux]

I compiled 11 years worth of my child toys, including hundreds of moshi monsters figures that could fill a barrel and made a garage sale. Helps take in a lot of money for those without an allowance. Hope this helps! (Ps dont sell anything you might regret such as someone personal or your kidney)

[@verysadcatc7897]

Giving Away is not giving away to a person who demands to have it...

[@nathanbrady8529]

That's not anxiety; that's narcissism.

[@Lonely_Taco]

Haven’t slept yet watch me fall asleep during this

[@jarrarwinks8470]

You still awake?

[@chriscarpenter3370]

wake up

[@cheezeweezle]

Shhh! Guys let them sleep >:(

[@foxygmcgaming2798]

Idk where you are but where I am its 8:45

[@foxygmcgaming2798]

Am

[@midknight3085]

🤣 that last line "my father is a priest and you're going to hell." Where tf did that come from

[@autobotrock4789]

If you had to tell the guy no twice don't even bother trying to sell him the bass. He'd show up at the meetup and keep being a creep but in person this time.

[@McSquiddington]

This channel's indelibly marked in a corner of my mind, now. I work in equal parts Marketing and Customer Service, and every time I have to think back to a snide client with a bad attitude, the only way I can mentally picture them sounding is how rSlash sounds when he imitates them.

[@lightlati7496]

OP: I'm selling these to benefit charity. CB: MY FATHER IS A PRIEST AND YOURE GOING TO HELL! ...sounds about right for the sub

[@janew5550]

So...I guess Hell is full of people who didn't give choosing beggars what they demanded? 😂

[@damonsnow11]

I looked up the guy that sued his own parents, and apparently he also sued Oxford as well since he was unable to get as good a job as he wanted. That case was thrown out of court.

[@angeloncodm7477]

Day 8 of asking the Emperor of the internet to censor curse words with Yugo's bark.

[@jefffoo6891]

That's not a bad idea

[@edjoseptamorado7831]

Yes

[@JoseRodriguez-eo7yz]

Yes

[@annyphoenix2099]

Oh yes please!

[@dragonofkilln9663]

But then Yugo would want a commission for each bark.

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

Guys don't do what that one guy did at 3:27 it's on the internet and can probably be there forever. So if you go into a job interview they can look at your social media and see what you've posted. And that can possibly blow your opportunity at a good job. So don't be like that guy.

[@MadMusic26]

That computer one was hilarious but still managed to get under my skin. Like, bro. That’s some twisted logic. Reminds me of this lady who stayed in our building after closing one night and refused to leave. When a coworker told her we don’t get paid to hang around after closing, she started screaming about how we were attacking her, accusing her of wage theft, and how it was US who CHOSE to be here after closing. She was nuts.

[@Dima-Dimalicious]

Holy hell..I was working and listening away until the bass story and that creepy hello stopped me in my tracks 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love how you up the game of creepy reading💜

[@shadowman7307]

"You're at 5, I'm at 3. $400, we shake hands and call it a deal." Why is it that the first thing that popped in my mind was that scene in '89 Batman? "If we can't do business, why, we'll just shake hands and... that'll be it." Because things didn't go that well for the guy the handshake was offered to.

[@angelo6647]

cant believe people argue with strangers for that long

[@fireiron369]

I don’t think they argue more just entertain

[@ChiditheLitleo667]

3:27 Marty McFly: Hey, I’ve seen this one before, it’s a classic.

[@squaglettasmith3055]

Ever time I am upset I just watch rSlash and it make me laugh and his voice is calming. Thanks for always making me smile rSlash!

[@FireAndBlood96]

That pc one would have driven me mad. Texting every damn minute I would have just blocked them! 😂😂

[@PirateShux]

The worst part was that the pc was genuinely as low as anyone could go and it still isn't a good profit. I would have just blocked then and waited for the other person to collect it

[@cardboxYT]

U know is good when you play rocket leauge (or other game) while rslash tell a story about r/chossingbeggars

[@jarrarwinks8470]

Wait, others play games while they listen also, he’ll yeah

[@jarrarwinks8470]

hell*

[@MissSkyNet]

I've learned one thing from this reddits. If I ever sell something online and someone is asking to change price, I'll increase it everytime they ask😁

[@Everhardt94]

I love how that one guy was calling OP rude while also throwing every swear word he could think of at them.

[@NEPAAlchey]

Damn, dude asked if they had an OF and offered a massage. What a prince charming!

[@IrononicIronacy]

Good morning everyone. I hope you all have amazing days!!

[@Izzy-zw3vx]

aw, thank you! you too! :)

[@hay403]

“i’ll give you credit and exposure” when ever u see that message just block the person lmao

[@bevoss7573]

Wake up. Turn on coffee. rSlash loads. Feed pets and listen to rSlash. Rinse and repeat daily.

[@lilydr9364]

I kept reloading my phone over and over but my phone was being a butt so 15 minutes after it updated I am finally watching it

[@cristalsedai1308]

Love me some RSlash!!! Makes my day!

[@IKKclauKR]

I almost choked with my coffee when you went and knocked and opened the door 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theoriginalmissquinzel6937]

My headphones died right as he said effing lying scumbag it was so loud and everyone on the bus just stopped and looked at me😅

[@fireiron369]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmO6eWujfa-hnq8

[@josiedavis5994]

Ah yes what next karen do we have here today!

[@jefffoo6891]

You scared me , I was checking your and oh boy the eye scared me

[@darrencoolman6972]

Started to freak out cuz it didnt come out closer to 6 lol

[@SoldierSpiderx]

you'll go hell OP: I save you a spot me: lmao savage

[@joimumu]

For the rest my life I will use that line :)

[@SoldierSpiderx]

@@joimumu lls same here

[@m.kanawati4385]

It's amazing how some people turn from super nice to super mean so quickly... Great Video as always

[@Izzy-zw3vx]

When you are so early you dont know what to say-

[@John_ballz]

Exactly

[@PirateShux]

When you are so late you don't know what to say

[@MorbidKat]

Damn, I'm a capricorn (basically a serious workaholic) I missed out on that "stray man" whatever the hell that means

[@katestarnes1709]

It said “straight man”

[@sunspot5530]

the way they go from 0 - 100 is so funny to me

[@VanitasVanillaPapaya]

Why did I internally laugh every time the guy asking for the CPU said "Stop it!" Like it just sounded like an angry child 😂

[@somebody4952]

Her: Just give me art without your watermark Her: I swear I'll credit you

[@verysadcatc7897]

Credit and Exposure worths nothing lady >:[ What kind of scam are ya making MA’M! If Op agreed to ya the Followers will literally just look at ya and focus the lady then Op....

[@fenrirsbane]

The way I got a negotiation master class ad right in the middle of that Mac story i-

[@sohelshaikh1171]

Rslash thx for adding the knocking sound effect It just made it 10x better

[@audreym3908]

As a Gemini, we don't claim this nice guy

[@randyleigh]

That one dislike is that adult who sued.

[@lamarasawyer850]

What about the other 3?

[@stargazer1998]

The other 7?

[@joshdavis5215]

Maybe it was someone who realized that there are at least 2 repeat stories in here they have heard on previous videos

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

@@stargazer1998 The dude's friends. Not sure how or why they're his friends but... eh.

[@ariaendello7976]

9:07 Second time that I’ve been listening to this podcast version and think there is someone knocking from my closet.💀

[@cddagr]

That computer sale, I'd keep it going just to see the guys reaction over a sold computer. 😂

[@ShadowWasntHere8433]

“My father is a priest and you’re going to hell.” Wait a sec...

[@DeathProductions200]

Well my father is in hell so he'll see you there too :)

[@DeathProductions200]

Not directed towards you just at the quote

[@twodiceddragons4088]

Ye

[@silverflight01]

Ye

[@bertholdthoover8793]

eY

[@memeboyobitesthedust6593]

*spits on you * I died. I fucking died, why the hell was that so funny to me.

[@meganfenton856]

Yay, new Rslash upload!! 😅

[@Sylau369]

The thumbnail just makes me say, Oh yeah. This is gonna be good

[@neoqueto]

Choosing Beggar: My father is a priest! Celibate: Am I a joke to you?

[@myheartismadeofstars]

Not all priests are celibate. It depends on their branch.

[@SkunkApe407]

​@@myheartismadeofstars "branch"? You mean denomination? The military and banks have branches, churches don't.

[@SkunkApe407]

If you look at the number of SA allegations against the Catholic Church, I'd say that they most definitely think celibacy is a joke.

[@neoqueto]

@@SkunkApe407 that's what I'm talking about, there's rampant abuse happening within the clergy, especially child abuse. More of a rhetorical question that one.

[@SkunkApe407]

@@neoqueto lol, gotcha. My folks were Irish Catholic, so it is completely normal for me to encounter people who actually think priests and nuns are actually celibate. My folks desperately wanted me to be an altar boy, but I flat out refused. Imagine my self-righteous smugness when all this started coming to light, and I got to say "TOLD YA SO!" I was a proper bellend for months after that. Kept asking them if they remembered the time they tried to make me a vicar's boy-toy. My dad definitely wanted to "abort" me for that. 🤣 My mom even asked me a few years ago why I wasn't raising my kids in the Church. She looked like she had smelled a fart when I dusted off that old gem.

[@blazilfrazil2]

The guy trying to bargain for the computer part is killing me lmfaoooooooo

[@eitrtine3448]

Lmao, hearing "Pussy chicken!" got me giggling hard, those are two things I never thought I'd hear together