r/Choosingbeggars - "I CHEATED on you. Give me HALF Your Stuff!"

[@rSlash]

That choosing beggar WANTS her story spread all over social media Since she DESERVES to get what she wants, we should help her, shouldn't we? LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET 20,000 LIKES AND HELP THIS CHOOSING BEGGAR OUT!

[@moongaze5565]

rSlash hearted your own comment? Nice

[@Count76]

rSlash if here child has good grades

[@lilysapphire3118]

I love ur vids ❤️ Edit: omg thank you for the heart

[@Count76]

Then yes

[@alastairholland8609]

You are the best KZbinr!

[@thatoneguy611]

I’m so proud of the keyboard salesman for getting revenge in the right way

[@thatoneguy611]

red guard YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sure am!!

[@nyanuar123]

I hate girls that don’t know tech. They by the most expensive thing then complain it’s not what they wanted.

[@alekseyg7541]

He should’ve arranged a meeting in front of a circuit and told the cb to go in because they r a clown.

[@cryptorial]

R/ProRevenge

[@missanna2811]

Just give it to her but make sure to break it then make her pay the full price for a broken keyboard and mouse

[@hi-cp3ni]

The first guy was actually calm, wise and intelligent he literally got a big revenge of the disabled people from the begger. The begger`s plan got backfired LOL

[@battyboychips]

360iq

[@nicoleb695]

As someone who needs a cane at age 21 I totally imagined smacking her with it

[@nexxusty]

Beggar*

[@Hi-Im-Gib]

That man is a legend

[@hexqqed]

Eric Yoder theres actually a app thats just like that for fake messages, and they have similar grammar. who would keep that conversation going?

[@crabby4911]

Choosing Beggar: **Is rude** OP: Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move.

[@Timochat_]

*unleashes block + nothing for u*

[@andrewlopez9806]

This big brain time

[@harryedwardson8191]

*announcer voice* Choosing Beggar, defeated!!! OP: We did it reddit! XD lol that was dumb

[@crabby4911]

my first time having 1k likes on a comment *cool*

[@zain6008]

@@crabby4911 what ever you do don't do Edit: thanks so much for the likes!

[@salvatore2119]

I almost choked to death when he said he had no arms or legs to get to the car

[@mercurybot839]

Don’t you hate it when you are doing stuff and suddenly you no longer have arms or legs because you remembered? It’s such a pain.

[@LordDaret]

@@mercurybot839 from then on you kinda just gotta levitate to the locations you want to visit. It always takes SO long…

[@aria_ready2452]

@@mercurybot839 no wonder they were selling a keyboard 😂

[@proh4718]

@@LordDaret The Force

[@UnauthorizedContent1337]

It immediately reminded me of the dead/forgotten show called The Oblongs where there's a literal main character father without those 🤣❤️

[@mossycloud]

The person at the beginning whenever she said "everyone in the office will have apple accessories, and they'll make fun of me" that's such a childish thing to say lmaoo

[@jay._.01010]

ThE FuRy ikr it sounds like a 13 year old girl trying to convince her parents to get something lol

[@martin0863]

@@jay._.01010 eVeRyOne iN mY sChOol hAs aIrPodS, cOmE oOoOoOn

[@CBSKukri]

Yes but the Office probably means the nursery 😁

[@TuliTheUnruly]

@@jay._.01010 Exactly. It sounds almost like a meltdown I had over not being able to get trendy, new clothes for the first day of school. Now I laugh thinking about my trivial worries.

[@insomniacbritgaming1632]

Definately a student fresh out of college or university... on and British too

[@Swaji_04]

“Can we meet at A S D A” *several British people are typing*

[@Defektyd]

TIME TO MURDER

[@marcel7734]

"Rhymes with 'shmasda'"

[@DMMINO493]

What are you on about it's clearly A S D A OLDY MORRIS' SONS T E S C O SAINT BERRY'S ETC

[@projectcaliber2326]

ischemic . shaq you are a monster

[@cherryrowteriyaki]

Stolen comment

[@charlock593]

“Then, I just remembered that I had no arms or legs”

[@bohnebohne2228]

Sounds like something disabled engineer would say

[@willowisstup143]

Hilarious.

[@thunderflare59]

Who among us hasn't forgotten how many limbs we have?

[@fcitboogeyman4042]

Casually..

[@diglett9287]

@@thunderflare59 who w- what?

[@sonebody2]

R/slash: then give me half of your net worth. Me: ok so you want a third of a penny.

[@goldslayer7484]

@@vulblhotdiessfi r/woooooooosh

[@DarkNoot_]

@@vulblhotdiessfi r/woooosh

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@vulblhotdiessfi It's smarter to not respond

[@YourAverageMenderUser]

@@vulblhotdiessfi r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@shruties840]

@@vulblhotdiessfi literally 186 people got the joke. You are the only one that didn't get it.

[@sebbensteb]

Legends say she's still standing at ASDA in the rain waiting for him apologizing...

[@TheNinjasniper12]

Any luck on the Hillary Clinton records?

[@sebbensteb]

@@TheNinjasniper12 Yup, Russia's helping

[@FBI-le1py]

cia sucks

[@nukedukem6]

FBI OPEN UP!!

[@crabby4911]

Hey so... Can you please not read my history again? Please??

[@danikapetersen8313]

It pains me that these kinds of people actually exist Edit: made this comment over a year ago. Strange to think that i got hate just bc of my pfp. For those who care, you'll be glad to hear i don't like gacha anymore. You can take your insults somewhere else. I genuinely don't care.

[@souvee]

this is why i have lost hope for humanity

[@cya6109]

Gotta stop the problem before it is a problem

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

@@cya6109 yes how much would you like to pay for your purchase?

[@farexponent9173]

First one seemed pretty fake.

[@DiorskiePrepossessing]

It pains me that some of your kind does incest

[@SyrupNX]

rSlash: Can we get a MILLION views? KZbin: 5 million, take it or leave it.

[@mrnubbones8626]

Noice

[@sergiofacchinetti2954]

KZbin : ok since it’s you 5.4 million

[@LittleShorty_YT]

and 200,000 likes edit 260,000

[@wooper4322]

LEAVE IT

[@larrybettes-finck6753]

What I love is it has 600+ dislikes

[@migacmagic6675]

"I cheated on you. Give me half your stuff" Sure! *chops House, car, phone and computer in half*

[@CarterHax]

Crop it to a 1/100

[@theofficialtempleofgarlicb3675]

"If you ever unsubscribe from me, you owe me half of your net worth" 0÷2 is 0

[@AutisticTransbian04]

Quick Maths

[@epicfail7874]

Wow you're rich my net worth is -99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99999999999999999999999999

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

U watch a6d lel

[@theofficialtempleofgarlicb3675]

@@lazarjovanovic4388 *Yes I have a crippling Minecraft addiction help*

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

@@theofficialtempleofgarlicb3675 1v1 me nub

[@finch6078]

That keyboard salesman was a true madlad, what a boss.

[@PoochieCollins]

Yeah, his effort was hilarious. A normal person would've just told the person to F their entitled ass off after the first couple bits of the exchange where it was clear the other person wasn't going to buy at full price, but they went above and beyond!

[@Userxyz101mhq]

69 likes NICE

[@chaosreaver3597]

"I have about zero fucks to give". You can't respond to that. OP just didn't care.

[@MTBer193]

Yes

[@Alienaddikt]

He's a silly cookie 🤪🤪🤪

[@SomeGoose_]

Btw ASDA is pronounced ‘as da’ It’s a British store a bit like Walmart but has normal ppl Edit: by the way I know ASDA is owned by Walmart

[@ezekieldominiquintal7556]

"...but has normal people" haha.

[@Artemyst]

Fun fact: ASDA *IS* Walmart...

[@magicmoonart]

Don’t shop there. The people are awful. They banned me from the pharmacy and refused to give me my important prescription an inhaler for a stupid reason

[@Artemyst]

@@magicmoonart wheres this? All the asda staff I've met have been lovely

[@magicmoonart]

@@Artemyst Asda Ashton, and I've seen the reviews, everybody feels the same as I do

[@justyourlocalbernana1823]

RSlash: Can we get this video to a million views? Viewers: 8 million, take it or leave it

[@JerseyAnimations1]

RSlash: Can we get this video to 20k likes? Viewers: 413k, take it or leave it.

[@andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833]

Wanted 1M views. Got 2.5M. Wanted 20k likes. Got 120k likes. Dude, you rock.

[@Yeahjames21]

And that's excellent. Now that rSlash is blowing up, he should just give me his account/money because I am entitled to it for watching every video.

[@andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833]

@@Yeahjames21 lol. He has to give it to you, now.

[@natestadler2340]

Also got 3.5k dislikes. I know they don't mean much but this channel gets the most dislikes that I've ever seen. I can't even begin to comprehend how entitled those people must be to press the wrong thumb.

[@dy9amo127]

Bot*

[@aotsukiitoh5090]

xKyoshu *MIKASAAA-*

[@Hec_06]

rSlash: “can we meet at A S D A?” Me and British people: *slams desk*

[@patrickblunden1998]

Hector and Friends 😂😂😂😂

[@cantkeep]

Tesco is better

[@ElGust]

No no no morrisons

[@bimbowithadegree420]

The best 👌

[@amygrant9183]

I died at this point 😂

[@33moongraal17]

rSlash:” can we get this to a million viewers?” KZbin: “ nah, ill give you 7 million”

[@sangayghale9276]

Lel

[@unchartedraider7547]

Anarchy

[@equient2025]

7 take it or leave it

[@Quazy3]

7.3 take it or leave it

[@wildmonkeymc2380]

Stfu fortnite

[@abuelaer]

rSlash: Can we get this to one million views to- Eight million people: *Yes*

[@leave3451]

Yes

[@BoquiquiDa_3rd]

Ca caw

[@Barack_Obama_Gayming]

_yes_

[@yahyeeet6821]

Her: we need to talk Him: ah shit here we go again

[@DegenWeb]

Divorce street, home Before Karen messed everything up

[@st0rmxzy]

Gacha Life ay could we play duos or 1v1 lol

[@wishythe1]

Fuckin noice

[@brennankildea5250]

Gacha Life Awsome

[@highpixels5212]

Haha

[@thenecroticraptor8338]

OP didn't dodge a bullet with the ex, he dodged a goddamn nuke-strike.

[@maxvolume2317]

Tactical nuke incoming Lol

[@cedarnomad]

I guess he hasn't been skippin leg day.

[@professionalmrmeatspeedrun4554]

Not just any nuke, he dodged the fucking thermonuclear tsar bomb

[@rainz7427]

pablo harrison not just any thermonuclear bomb He dodged a fucking alien nuclear strike

[@murder1625]

he dodged mother of nature

[@dwatak7380]

This part 8:29 was the smartest move I've ever seen. "U think ur so smart u have an answer for everything don't u?" *doesn't answer*

[@justafellowbrother7263]

DONT U?? ANSWER ME!!!

[@demoknight.]

I...don't understand why it is a smart move...some explications maybe?

[@NoelistAvenger]

@@demoknight. Because the entitled moron was fully hoping to get a reply so she could at least *try* to have the last word and get some satisfaction out of it. By ignoring her and leaving her hanging like that, the guy denied her that satisfaction and got the last laugh.

[@demoknight.]

Ohh! I see now. Thx

[@diamondking2122]

Ohhhhh I just released 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alyssavanderklift9296]

'These parents are so entitled they can't even stay in the right sub reddit' that one had me cracked up

[@ryananderson7805]

I actually LOVED that first story the seller is a freaking god I love him no homo 😂

[@chrisworster4878]

Too bad he cant react because he has no arms or legs

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

I would've given him a 15 dollar tip on top of the 60 dollars of the keyboard for making me laugh so much

[@Superchicken_36]

Ryan Anderson don't worry bro no homo suspected!

[@alecadams-luong4215]

ERAZE THIS COMMET NOW YOU LITTLE BOY YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF ME

[@nolongerused9492]

@@alecadams-luong4215 ☺🔫

[@nickinoko]

I just subscribed so we basically married, so basically I’m entitled to half your ad revenue

[@jordanharrison4624]

is this where the line for our fare share starts

[@justafellowbrother7263]

So basically I want a divorce

[@quincyupchurch4780]

Uh, same

[@codyhalloran9104]

Then when you broke and $20,000 in debt. He can take half the debt bahaha

[@chaosstripe9446]

It's a shame then, as I don't think youtube has given his videos any.

[@feder28]

The keyboard dude is a legend, he acted so smart even using the way the prick called him to make fun of them. He truly always knows what to say. Except when the other one said HELLO???????

[@pranavpranavi3935]

Henlo

[@cjshafer106]

Hwno

[@Maverickman67]

It's stories like these that make me think that these stories are fake, there's no way anybody could be that stupid and fall for all that bullshit.

[@LegoGoblin]

@@Maverickman67 Have you heard about american teens?

[@silasliles3826]

@@Maverickman67 have you been to America? I live here and 90% of the people I know are like this or worse

[@adamslaroth6284]

That dude selling the keyboard and mouse sounds like a great guy to be around, just don't get on his bad side and your good

[@meatcandlepoeple5126]

You're*

[@M.ythical]

@@meatcandlepoeple5126 yro'ue* grammar nazi

[@yazajag]

​@chezzy badeezy 😂😂😂

[@call_me_Loser]

*you're

[@buzzsawwyrm1595]

@@call_me_Loseru r correcting a comment that was made 2 years ago

[@juxtra6113]

"I bet you're a paraplegic with no arms or legs!" He...he's selling a keyboard and mouse...and texting...

[@seabassjames8222]

He's using voice to text, and he's selling the keyboard and mouse because he can't use them without arms and legs.

[@chickenasaurus5095]

Lol

[@bxlistik6884]

@@seabassjames8222 gg

[@dreampainter6249]

this is gold. 😂

[@pirolance2005]

The keyboard was stolen by is gf so he would have some profit

[@galaxycube1016]

8:47 "...Can we get this video to a million views to make sure this is spread all over social media?" *7.4M views and 371k likes*

[@randomness9536]

7.8 million views now

[@randomness9536]

388k likes

[@ramjotgrewal2580]

Lol I was about to comment the same thing

[@user-yt6kv8zf4p]

@@linkach8898 did u know suicide is free?

[@lilbuttfart7652]

@@user-yt6kv8zf4p what is wrong with you?

[@eagletgriff]

YES FINALLY SOMEONE DIDNT JUST BLOCKED THE BEGGAR AND THOROUGHLY MADE FUN OF HIM/HER LOL

[@ThatCubicGuy]

The seller is an absolite savage. 😂😂😂

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

I can't believe the person falled for this obvious trap, that's what happens when you are such a narcissic.

[@________3167]

LMAO her logic: "let me text this dude trying to negotiate when he said he wouldnt and then get mad at him for not negotiating, so then ill call him names and say HE is the prick and that he ruined my life to make him feel bad.. Oh!!! He decided to drop the price!!! Not suspicious at all.. Let me wait here for an hour because he clearly isnt lying!! Omg!!! How dare he!??!?! I had the AUDACITY to be an asshole to him for no reason but he tricks me and OMG HOW DARE HEEEEEE??!?!?!"

[@generalgrevious8246]

Noice

[@louiscoates6543]

Karen logic for ya

[@drgon5556]

I would like your comment but it’s at 69.

[@randomguyonyoutube8844]

@@drgon5556 is it though? (points at like button).

[@NPC-en5bt]

I would say: fine i will lower the price of £60 to £59,99. Btw this guy (the one that sells the apple stuff) is savage

[@notkoala8779]

*pays 60$* give me my 1¢

[@PopetteX]

@My dick is extremely small, but ew fortnite

[@julianv2281]

@My dick is extremely small, but the fuck you talking about? its minesweeper thats the real og shit

[@Corvus__]

@My dick is extremely small, but Whatcha got against Apex?

[@Dakarai_Knight]

Plus tax

[@punking892]

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

[@HOBO_NINJA24]

That makes no sense.

[@HOBO_NINJA24]

Why did you get fired you just helped.

[@OGdank]

HOBONINJA 24 He meant push as in shove

[@JNewsted1988]

They didn't mean literally! 🤦‍♀️

[@Maka-vn2ih]

You didnt even get a tightrope for her to try to walk on.Youre probably just a lazy,selfish teen.

[@kyo_8710]

“Tbh I kinda understand where she’s coming from” *cut* “tbh I kinda understand where she’s coming from” Noice

[@breezywolf14]

I would have been like "yea, I can lower the price." *59.99*

[@pawbles]

59.99*

[@andy8777]

Flowvibes / Ria 59.999, but I gotta round up

[@asparagus9542]

$59.99 +tax Your total is $60.59

[@baseballcentral5355]

Be happy your at 69. I wanna like I’m so sorry I cant

[@bigdapman1990]

$59 plus sales tax lol

[@brandonrinn459]

Half my net worth huh? Watcha gonna do with 400 acres of forest

[@ryabow]

Probably pray for someone to chop down a tree so he can have his very own tree law story.

[@bilzy-2317]

Jokip

[@katemar5437]

ok member

[@morgard211]

ok member

[@TornadoHarry]

Member

[@corban9988]

He and his girlfriend get entertainment, revenge, and a reddit post, it’s a win win situation except for the beggar

[@tarambukis-c2q]

OMG WALLY

[@dirt7763]

Wally your my favorite costumer

[@AmericanNoob]

you mean win lose?

[@PotatoPrem]

That's not a win win tho

[@GAn1ms]

Not to mention he also sold the mouse and keyboard while getting entertained

[@TerraCipher]

Okay, so "I cheated on you, give me half your stuff" should be changed to "We cheated on each other..." I know when it comes to a choosing beggar it doesn't matter, but cheating is cheating, no matter who do you cheat on... Can't really feel bad for the guy either.

[@youtubeaddict892]

That is true but she is kind psycho because of all her actions also she denied cheating while he immediately bought a ring so I think you probably can but he shouldn't have done that

[@TerraCipher]

@@youtubeaddict892 Buying a ring doesn't help this situation. To be fair if a guy buys a ring just because he cheated and he thinks that proposing will erase that fact that's just sad. As a woman, if my partner would propose to me because he cheated on me and not because he actually wanted to marry me I'd be humiliated. So yeah. She's a psycho, he's an a-hole, and cheating is cheating. F them both.

[@youtubeaddict892]

@@TerraCipher I understand that I'm just saying that he isn't on her level he tried to show remorse and empathy while she denied it so yes both of them suck but he sucks less

[@Kalwin420]

Why do I imagine these beggers are only middle aged women

[@dot5687]

Really? I imagine them as either "other girls" version that is actually dumb or moms who feed their kids Mc Donalds for breakfast

[@Kalwin420]

@@dot5687 Actually now that you say that I imagine them more as moms who feed their kids with burger king for breakfast

[@lucashiki3628]

@@Kalwin420 Actually now that u guys sad that I imagine them as moms who complain with managers

[@Star_II3S]

Karens definitely karens or to translate in a "CiViLiZeD" way ##### definitely #####

[@darksideorbit8898]

Because they are

[@Flop_Studios]

The way the first guy toyed with the beggar was so totaly genius!

[@yaddledapaddle3877]

Flop Studios satisfying

[@antoninskal3627]

Yeah, that was acually pretty amazing...

[@theldraspneumonoultramicro405]

well deserved, people like that deserve to be trolled and humiliated.

[@DAXminer-g1g]

Theldras Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis indeed

[@rachelflamestoker7129]

Thug life.

[@kduck789]

“i cheated” “give me your money”

[@isabelaribbeiro]

It was never clear if she cheated on him. He cheated on her, she thinking she was entitled of more than her own belongings was stupid of her tho.

[@worlds_worst_tf2_player]

the best story was the keyboard and mouse guy who trolled that woman. that was the most badass moment i've ever seen.

[@SkulShurtugalTCG]

You wanted 1 million? Here, SIX million. 😭

[@romrom83]

He wanted 20K likes, 310K LIKES

[@alexysiousren836]

Task failed successfully.

[@Anaea]

Hi Skul. AFTER SIX MILLION VIEWS.

[@kinakobon7260]

Wait, skul? You watch rslash?

[@guilhermedinis2639]

😂?

[@seveneight499]

"Burt?" "Yeah?" "This bloke won't haggle!'' "Won't haggle?!"

[@peterodoherty9918]

"You've gotta haggle!"

[@Legend_isback]

*“oops that was meant to be love hearts”*

[@xavierrobbins3367]

Yeah I made the mistake the first time and then kept pressing it 5 more times. Haha silly me

[@denmla7982]

Plot twist.

[@flezty1623]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙❤️

[@brotherextreme]

@@flezty1623 this guy did wrong he wanted to put knives inted of heart silly him

[@SilverFish702]

Watching this 5 years later is insane

[@allofthereddit3294]

0:07 - Apple Mouse and Key Bord 9:04 - First GF and Ex 13:06 - This is Just Stupid 13:49 - Give me your Wife’s Computer

[@romainpele4991]

This should be the top comment

[@z.i.r.3120]

Thx u bby

[@allofthereddit3294]

Romain Pelé it takes a lot of work

[@jj-yx9ed]

All the Reddit thx

[@mcplumpkin6191]

@@allofthereddit3294 uh huh

[@PizzaInSpace]

Back than: *"I'LL COME TO UR GRAVEYARD AND POOP ON UR GRAVESTONE"* Now: *"yOu sOuNd kInDa HOT"*

[@chat2807]

George Gaming Aye Lmao

[@awesomebrono1838]

He said he has a girlfriend

[@christophermcdonald7667]

“Back then they didn’t want me.... Now I’m hot they all on me”

[@aoliravioli]

George Gaming *then

[@pollypockets508]

I don't know how a description of his clothes meant he was hot.

[@smorphous8928]

Entitled peoples logic “I’ve seen the object at the store with a lower price” Me: well go buy it there if the price is lowered 😂

[@b-trozbbx1561]

Stormray funny one.......

[@BuddinGHP]

*GG*

[@CKzoidYT]

This format is dead now

[@matrix9140]

Why is that literally my mum xD

[@betht840]

That's not that entitled tho( unless you made a drama out of it ). You ask them ....they tell ya a very high price ...you tell them you have seen it with a lower price else where... .they either tell you to go buy there..or agree or just another reason( like why it has increased) . And you make a decision. No insults whatsoever.

[@infiniteshay8660]

Wow I can't believe that first girl took that dude's arms and legs away from him.

[@Hermititis]

Yeah, those knife emojis are dangerous.

[@C-arbonate]

Her: 🔪🔪🔪🔪 Me: wtf Her: Oh sorry, my cat ran across my keyboard. Me: there's no knife key Her: ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 I meant hearts Me: You meant? I thought your CAT ran across the keyboard Her: shut up

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

Lmao

[@justinian702]

That’s not how it went xd

[@C-arbonate]

@@justinian702 ik i was making my own version of it

[@justinian702]

Atzel Blanco oh mkay

[@DURNDIGGITY]

Is there a heart key?

[@paytinmcdonald6308]

12:50 "To be honest I kinda understand where she is coming from. To be honest I kinda understand where she is coming from."

[@andydrew9355]

Bra, I was just going to comment this, ya did it for me. Now make s go fund me, that mc Donald’s ain’t going to buy its self

[@paytinmcdonald6308]

@@andydrew9355 lol my last name is McDonald

[@andydrew9355]

Well

[@andydrew9355]

Q Moana song

[@andydrew9355]

YOUR WELCOME

[@tomlopez6042]

That keyboard story was the best I’ve ever read 😂

[@absolutelyridiculous6743]

It was epic!! Trolling an entitled beggar is the best revenge 🤣😂🤣😂

[@MrArk1265]

Lesson: Don't be rude. If you are, and the other person says they are sorry, they are toying with you.

[@tdv10]

Wait yall really think that was real...?

[@williamreed8074]

she said he probably has no arms or legs but how he typing XD

[@mwperk02]

@@williamreed8074 The power of the Human Nose is great.

[@leeeverett8497]

The keyboard salesman one had me wheezing

[@GeorgTheGr8]

2018: I will kill half of the universe. 2019: Give me half your stuff! *_Perfectly balanced, as all things should be_*

[@AshBeastFPS]

U r the new JUSTIN. Y

[@Sirenhound]

Half your stuff? What did it cost? Everything. ... wait, what?

[@lightningknight5616]

PERFECT MEME DOESNT EXIS...... OH WAIT THATS PRETTY GOOD

[@NPC-kt8lx]

Justin Y. meets his more successful doppelganger

[@ChesterCheatin]

@@AshBeastFPS No, he isn't... he is a meme account not justin. y coppy

[@m4dmanic931]

Him: A S D A Me: I’m pretty sure you say them all as one word.

[@rycochet]

ASDA = Asda, one word, and it's in the UK, so Asda Walmart is one company :-P

[@Brgrman268]

Assda

[@adralenagd2669]

Traumatized Blueberry ass dad

[@scrumpitboy9125]

Sorry I had to unsubscribe, this just isn't working out, so here's half my net worth ... *Snaps penny in half* Here you go

[@Rzra]

Still more than my networth..

[@hithere2672]

I have no net worth

[@davidd6972]

Scrumpit Boy you are a god

[@scrumpitboy9125]

@@davidd6972 Ha Ha, thank you!

[@davidd6972]

Scrumpit Boy no problem dude!

[@adrianfrift7571]

I love how in the first story she wanted this all over social media, is now rslash's most viewed video

[@StrawberrySkyyy]

Sweet sweet sarcasm to rude people, I love this.

[@cytusdux7439]

It's also the new meta for getting subs it seems

[@jillpongo2959]

“Can we get this to 1 mil views” **six million views later**

[@DocFanti]

Can we get 1 million views KZbin be liek take it or leave it LMFAO

[@randybuckley4373]

🔪 👩📛📛📛

[@glitchyYouTube]

WE DID IT BOISSASSSSGDDGSFSGEHDJCHDGSVEVHEHDHWNNABXBCHEHJE

[@FredRated1967]

Having had this pop up in my feed again, it's amazing how much better your audio is these days. 😄

[@drak0burn]

CB: “YOU HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING DON’T YOU???!?!!!??” OP: **doesn’t have answer** (Didn’t expect to get so many likes so.... subscribe to me)

[@Dieskull1000]

Don't u???????

[@dieselxi-1193]

@@Dieskull1000 DON'T U??!???

[@decentnamehere5450]

*doesn't answer**

[@Firerr16]

@@Dieskull1000 DONT U!!?!?

[@_altairez_]

@@Firerr16 *DON'T YOU* ????

[@awkweird_panda]

Girl: you think you have the answer to everything, dont you? Salesman: *chooses not to reply* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Danilio.]

Nice pfp, do you know where I can get a download of it?

[@kitter2821]

I love this channel 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 oh sorry for the typo

[@predaclone674]

Completely understandable - happens all the time.

[@wendyspedale1501]

I can't tell you how many times I accidentally sent stabby stabby emojis instead of lovey lovey emojis!🗡🗡🗡 oops...💙🧡💙

[@jamesz6801]

I was looking for this comment.... and was not disappointed. Dying of laughter over here.

[@Mykahl1]

Kitter Gacha 2.0 hahaha, well played

[@gracehenderson3014]

Kitter Gacha 2.0 meant to be ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Cr4zyKitty]

I love that the story with the woman who wants to be all over social media is in fact the most popular r/Slash video 😂

[@brodymcdonald9679]

----Engaged---- You are not legally entitled to half of anything until you are legally married ----Married---- In marriage if you get divorced you do get to divide up your SHARED belongings

[@Zamolxes77]

Even if they were married, they had zero claim on his mother's house or stuff, because there were not his lol.

[@stahlschorsch]

@@Zamolxes77 yes, not even on his stuff. Like Brody McDonald said, only the shared belonings get, you know... shared.

[@ChristofferViken]

@@stahlschorsch Depends on state or country, in some states married couples *by law* share belongings and all of them are shared.

[@taliesinhalliday]

in some countries (UK) you dont have to be married, just live together.

[@stahlschorsch]

​@@ChristofferViken that's why it's a bad idea to involve the government in peoples relationships. In case of a divorce I don't want to have to give away half of my underpants and one shoe of each pair I own...

[@cupcakezonedge5898]

The first one escalated from 0 to 100 really quick and it is amusing LOL

[@stancollins6593]

“A-S-D-A” *laughs in British*

[@exi5048]

Lmao

[@masichss9131]

What does iz mean

[@alexlaing3982]

@@masichss9131 ASDA is a shop/store

[@toriladybird511]

@@masichss9131 its the UK owned version of Walmart but not as good for items in Walmart. But better people not "Walmart people sartorial dress"

[@tony-sm9gt]

Just abt to comment that

[@whatwhat9519]

I have long since lost any kind of decency for people like the first person

[@yrgbob6537]

When he says A-S-D-A instead of ASDA, British will understand.

[@ultrablueslime8216]

I know it's prounced az-da

[@fivepigeonstall]

KevPlayzz21 ahh yes stuff only British understand

[@bob-ql7mm]

Yep

[@melaoin7817]

Ikr lol

[@jackson14431]

HELLO YES IM FROM BRITISH.

[@trainsMA]

4:57 ASDA is one word, I am offended. I want to complain to your manager

[@respectthecat5440]

its a joke btw im not getting r/wooshed

[@williamgregory2912]

@@respectthecat5440 r/woosh

[@god5656]

@@williamgregory2912 he said no whoooosh

[@junkosllettee]

OmG I tOtAlLy AgReE

[@liv1078]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Okay I apologise Karen

[@luckyasmr1374]

The Keyboard guy is a goddamn legend and I’m glad he got his million views!🤣👏🏻🔪⌨️🔥

[@thebizarrebroadcast2320]

I like how this is the most popular Rslash episode

[@queennai6471]

All r/choosingbeggars is: "lower the price or die" "GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREEEEEEEE!"

[@ruyekahatori3073]

you forgot "Uhm bring it to ME! why should I have to come pick it up??" "Dont you have anything BETTER??" "Oh yes i labeled it as free, but still pay me"

[@SmokeyRedd]

Ruyeka Hatori You also forgot ‘I will kms if you don’t give it to me’ ‘Hi I am his dad ,my son just died, look what you done’ If you’ve seen this then😂😂

[@ruyekahatori3073]

@@SmokeyRedd also "i love ____" oh its no free? I have to pay? Whatever its crap anyways!"

[@CristianHDiaz]

And "uhh ur such a jerk"

[@Brgrman268]

If I ever come across a choosingbeggar I’m going to be a complete ass to him/her And then break it to them that I’ve already sold it Oh boy I’m prepared

[@d3f4lt97]

The first guy is literally the smartest guy I've ever seen! Btw the dislikes on this vid are just pissed Karens

[@deinpxdoxd8490]

Hes not smart, she's just dumb. Way below average Intelligence

[@Teeco10]

If he's smart to you then stay in school please

[@Tr1tay]

He’s such a big brain

[@IrukaShinkai]

think its just people getting annoyed by “PlEaSe LiKe 1 MiL vIeWs” 4-5 times through a 15 min video

[@Tr1tay]

I outsmarted your outsmarting

[@thakoalaking5022]

😂😂😂😂 brings a whole new meaning to the term “keyboard warrior”

[@TriploGoofus]

Underrated comment

[@polski_dezerter]

@@TriploGoofus underrated underrated comment comment

[@sarthakk_kk]

@@polski_dezerter underrated underrated underrated comment comment comment

[@blocked5765]

@@sarthakk_kk underrated underrated underrated underrated comment comment comment comment

[@user-mo2zf1kf3m]

@@blocked5765 underrated underrated underrated underrated underrated underrated comment comment comment comment comment

[@Cerb746]

I can imagine the keyboard salesmen walking to the door then being like “oh wait I don’t have arms or legs” and just falling over like a cartoon or something

[@babyybatter]

"and then just as I got to the door I remembered that - like you said - I don't have any arms or legs" that was the most i've laughed in too long hahaha

[@tuxdraws8004]

Btw, mindlessly insulting IS NOT a valid way to win an argument or making you more entitled for something.

[@IG-88Enjoyer]

Wow, 2020 best person of the year. You are so smart.

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

Yes, knowing that is called having a brain

[@pseunition6038]

Ahhh the irony of the replies

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

@@pseunition6038 but like srsly I thought that was common sense lol

[@schwellenangst1605]

@@okboomerbutitsacat8050 Yeah...you new to the internet?

[@syox3667]

"To be honest i kinda understand where she's coming from." *"to be honest i kinda understand where she is coming from"*

[@arrowhead5217]

I know these videos are so lazy he can’t even edit em lmao it’s literally just reading

[@funkyflames7430]

Give him some slack. This guy's channel is literally a month old. If we look at pewdiepie's first video (probably cod), he probably would just play cod without any editing or professionalism, yet he is currently the number one youtuber.

[@arrowhead5217]

Shadow Deity he’s just reading and putting the images on a timeline. It’s really easy to create. I’m sorry but the only thing to make this video that he has to input is his voice and his time. The jokes are already written. And the fact that his channel is a month old and just under 200k subs shows how easy this content is.

[@funkyflames7430]

I think we are well aware of the supply-demand balance and how your content has many hundreds of times more supply and somewhat even demand, while reddit is much is in much more demand and has less supply. Thats how youtube is. You make content that is in high demand and low supply and you win. I am afraid twitter is more about thots however.

[@HyperEthereal]

1st guy handeled that perfectly! Kudos to him

[@The.Hebrew.Raider.Association]

R/choosingbeggars R/prorevenge AND R/entitledperants IN ONE VIDEO? YES PLEASE

[@TheMamaluigi300]

The Devil’s Bandit R/NiceGirls and R/Oopsdidntmeanto too!

[@Mangobaskets]

r/murderedbywords maybe

[@ERrnesST]

Your Voice is permanently in my head as entitled mom XD

[@cyborgelisogaywhonowhasbra6003]

Your profile pic reminds me of when my sister takes my toy XD

[@omoriarty8531]

I get it whenever my neighbor starts talking 😂😂😂 She is also an entitled mom

[@TheMoscowLove]

"I bet you're a parapalegic with no arms and no legs" lmao

[@Andy-zg8wq]

Adam Warr nigga

[@rojoecasey7579]

Lol right?

[@allymimijaro4802]

Hahahahahhaha

[@ninjageddongaming5581]

How tf he be texting her then? Lmao

[@sinisterpicklez9864]

He texts with his nose my boy

[@squidwardshouse5431]

That keyboard guy needs some kind of award. 🏆 That was class.

[@StiKcodfather]

“Bullet successfully dodged” He says after taking like 20 bullet already

[@michaelkomsky1313]

The first 20 were practice rounds, the final was a headshot

[@lilscenechick1995]

I think he meant by not actually marrying her but damn...

[@Knockusu]

At least he dodged one of them

[@Endlessninja-ug5zy]

Tankshell successfully dodged

[@ZXTech]

Honestly towards the end when the guy was lecturing the buyer, I was imagining a British accent like ASDA and the Stanley Parable voice came to mind

[@chaosalias2315]

Same 😂

[@ManixDash]

Same tbh

[@JacobAbinante]

they were British for sure

[@papillonvu]

Hey rSlash, you asked for it, you got it: I'll give you 1/2 of everything I own... ...You now owe my bank $76,000!

[@uniqueaxolotl497]

papillon Nah mate 93,500 subscribers

[@Ronwind]

@@uniqueaxolotl497 they mean debt I think

[@DavidEB777]

Your net worth is in the negatives too

[@rSlash]

WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[@jaredbrothers1344]

This was golden man. Made my day. You to r/Slash.

[@kartikiyer-3335]

Not only did this video find its way onto a huge youtube channel, it also became the most viewed video on that channel with 8.5M views!

[@midnightdragon3195]

Man: *Hippity Hoppity, My Stuff Is Not Your Property*

[@attainascend]

entitled woman : haha I think it is

[@user-ou2xm9os9p]

Rslash: pronounce ASDA in letters British People: wtf?

[@Red-rr3ku]

yea

[@Red-rr3ku]

im british and america dollar is like 20 pounds is like 23 dollars or 25 idk

[@user-ou2xm9os9p]

Gabe Kenney yeh

[@randomhuman4525]

When is it pronounced a.s.d.a? isnt it azder

[@ravenhart4387]

You mean letters

[@alexdixon4012]

rSlash: A S D A Me:*someone who lives near an Asda thinking* "...is that actually how you say it and us brits are just weird?"

[@caithomas3960]

we should start pronouncing their version of Asda as W.A.L.mar.T

[@galleryg998]

W A L mar T ini

[@codyjohnson6427]

I just realized that the background music to his video is the Wii music. Now I can't concentrate on his words! Help!!

[@galleryg998]

Cody Johnson w h a t h a v e y o u d o n e t o m e

[@punchyboi6915]

@@codyjohnson6427 He's too dangerous to be kept a life

[@bebepraire4340]

The pettiness of 7.7 Million people is beautiful. Edit: for context: 8:39

[@EliKat94]

Keyboard dude is the hero we don't deserve Edit: 3.8mil views. Crazy apple lady got her wish

[@domisax479]

8:39 1.2 mil. views, 70k likes *ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA*

[@toaster3100]

Mission:SPREAD

[@pe6ce703]

“Half of your total net worth” Yes so thats 3.50 cents split into two

[@franklinschmidt1]

@Archie GARNETT ...

[@BSSNV2947]

0:00 That tone of voice tells us we're in for a spicy one

[@m0L3ify]

"I'm not going to squabble over it." Proceeds to squabble over it.