If you're reading this, paypal all of your money to rslashyt@gmail Namaste
@aperson.77385 жыл бұрын
No
@goldxperiencerequiem5 жыл бұрын
OH HELL NOOOAWOHOAAAW!
@flask_of_bean19835 жыл бұрын
Nani?
@ShuahibMiah5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@allela92535 жыл бұрын
ok Maybe
@jensen60195 жыл бұрын
If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive, women would find me attractive.
@SSGRealest5 жыл бұрын
World of Only Peace just triple that and that is me
@13thMaiden5 жыл бұрын
Nah, they'd still not find you attractive, but they could reason to themselves to date you cause money! (I'm a girl and had buddies pull that crap xD)
@La-Machina5 жыл бұрын
If I had a dollar for every time I saw a creative comment... I guess I could buy a pillow.
@joshertosher52785 жыл бұрын
Sad but true
@yelw23045 жыл бұрын
I don't get it can you explain it. XD
@depsm73335 жыл бұрын
"Nah ima stay" im crying
@zurabsiradze78225 жыл бұрын
Lol
@monsternchips5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahagagagagahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahahaahhajahaahahajahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahh I didn’t even copy paste..
@Roamingfirebat5 жыл бұрын
Dp Sm lol same
@Beefbus5 жыл бұрын
That shit's funny.
@monsternchips5 жыл бұрын
Xx raptor Playz xX what?
@sneauxnugget4 жыл бұрын
I'm just trying to imagine the couch lady taking this "case" in front of Judge Judy and being told how much of a moron she is for thinking she owns something she never paid for
@SahelDontCare4 жыл бұрын
Alexandria Taylor Oof as I’m reading this judge Judy has ended
@sadtitties2224 жыл бұрын
@Alexandria Taylor So fucking true, lol. Honestly, I have seen some cases on her show that had choosing beggars thinking there were going to win, until those text messages were shown. Guess who lost, lol. 🤣
@MaryTheresa19864 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@danteblack11414 жыл бұрын
damn judge judy would eviserate these idiots
@OldsmobileCutlass1969Va Жыл бұрын
I've had people ask me to deliver stuff they buy. I say sure, but I start at $50 and it goes up by how long my round trip is. They ask why they have to pay for my time back home when gas isn't that expensive! I responded that they can rent a U-Haul for more $$ if they'd like. Now, people will have to pay upfront before delivery takes place! I'm tired of showing up to no one at the house when I arrive!!!
@badchickforya4 жыл бұрын
Karen: GivE mE fReE stUfF Person: no. Karen: *so you have chosen death*
@fireninja82504 жыл бұрын
Person: ok? Karen: POLICE! Person: Oh, see you in jail!
@lilbear08274 жыл бұрын
Me: Nope I activate my trap card. *pulls out uno reverse card*
@averyaan11124 жыл бұрын
Lil Bear082 the comment right above this one has taught us well
@declanmckittrickstudent13284 жыл бұрын
Yes
@roshonngamingandmore84334 жыл бұрын
@@lilbear0827 my trap card isn't a card it's FULL COUNTER IT COUNTERS IT BACK DOUBLE STRENGTH
@Dataloss4845 жыл бұрын
I think the "helloo????????" following ridiculous demands is the calling card of every choosing beggar.
@ryeza_5 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE YOU NOT RESPOND WITHIN 10 SECONDS OF ME MESSAGING YOU
@Cynixx5 жыл бұрын
@@ryeza_ EXCUSE ME!?!!!? WHO INVITED YOU, DICKNOSE
@katrinakirkell64545 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah
@MrsBurningRum5 жыл бұрын
I just love that the "HELLO???" usually follows around a minute after the first text. As if the other person is just eagerly sitting there, doing nothing all day but waiting for that amazing offer of 0$ and imaginary exposure. This person, the CB is contacting OF COURSE doesn't have a job, checks their phone every five seconds and absolutely never has to calculate any costs, because all their stuff is free for this super special, extra important CB.
@xxcosmicsakuraxx30745 жыл бұрын
The first thing I would do is block blockity block block I deserve the rock
@JRHainsworth4 жыл бұрын
"I'll pay you in exposure" is now literally a threat.
@adrianambriz80363 жыл бұрын
It’s also a red flag
@Noobie2k74 жыл бұрын
I love to think that in the first story the cop shows up see's the couches ands thinks "Hmmm, my bro needs some new couches, lemme just get this crazy lady out the way and i'll get them myself"
@fukini25944 жыл бұрын
Holy Shi...pers of SasuNaru you're right
@silverflight013 жыл бұрын
“I detain a crazy lady AND my bro gets a couch? I call that a double win! Let's do it!”
@rangermitchausen2 жыл бұрын
This is poetic justice. I love this ending, it ties up all plot points.
@GigaTechWolf Жыл бұрын
I love it when Dumbasses Call the Cops only for themSELVES to get arrested
@thehermit86185 жыл бұрын
"Na, Ima Stay" might just be the most creative play on words i have ever witnessed coming from you
@rSlash5 жыл бұрын
You should be me a Ferrari Namaste
@peopleeatuswearechip61095 жыл бұрын
@@rSlash 'Be me a ferrari' Namaste btw
@kenlee55095 жыл бұрын
y
@jlolive0416944 жыл бұрын
I will be your Ferrari RSLASh
@rella94165 жыл бұрын
“Here we have one of the most dangerous things on the planet! A choosing beggar! Imma poke it with a stick”
@rSlash5 жыл бұрын
Buy me a house Namaste
@rella94165 жыл бұрын
rSlash AHHHH ITS ANGRY
@theguythatasked64005 жыл бұрын
Nah, chainsaw. Preferably turned on already.
@simplygam3r7705 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOO!! IT’LL CALL THE POLICE ON US!!!!!
@Yeahjames215 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't touch that with a 20 ft pole
@ryuujinprime52324 жыл бұрын
I'm a robot? why didn't anyone tell me before? MY LIFE IS A LIIIIIIEEEE!!!!
@EpicGamer-ou2xl4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry you will get used to it. Being a robot is [ERROR ERROR REBOOTING] not that bad.
@honeygal21914 жыл бұрын
(*LOADING CRISIS COMMENT,PLEASE STAND BY...*)
@KaraiskaKYS4 жыл бұрын
The cake is lie
@spooked21044 жыл бұрын
Rebooting in insecure mode
@deathcaw81794 жыл бұрын
@@KaraiskaKYS portal haha SOZ late 2020 rewaching stuf cos board
@beardlessdragon4 жыл бұрын
"I'm blocking you!" *sigh of relief*
@silverflight013 жыл бұрын
If a choosing beggar said something like that to me, I'd say “Good Riddance”
@Taikamuna5 жыл бұрын
Next video title: _GIVE ME YOUR SOUL_
@damaton5 жыл бұрын
Gimme your soul my kid was doing great in school and you are too old for *soul* No Im gonna sue you and tell the ceo of this country and the pope! Wut
@dayalasingh58535 жыл бұрын
I know you from YIAY
@mrchickenwingz07685 жыл бұрын
Ep:HEY YOU Me: yes? Ep:GIVE ME YOUR HEART RIGHT NOW Me: wtf no Ep:WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! MY CHILD DESERVES TWO HEARTS BECAUSE HE HAS GOOD GRADES me:what are his grades? Ep: five f's and one c isnt he smart Me:yeah suree.... Ep:NOW GIVE ME YOUR HEART YOU BRATTY BOY WHORE me: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FLIP!!!!! YOU FRIGGIN THINK IM GONNA GIVE YOU MY HEART , LADY?! Ep:YES GIVE IT NOW IM AN ADULT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME me:NO I NEED A HEART TO LIVE ep: I.DONT.CARE. GIVE IT NOW! BESIDES YOU DESERVE TO DIE BRAT!!!! me:LADY IM CALLING THE POLICE!!! ep: FOR WHAT?! I DID NITHING WRONG!!!!! me:1.yelling at me for no reason 2. Trying to rip my heart that I need to live out of me 3.being a compete entitled parent! Ep:HOW DARE YOU IM NOT ENTITLED YOU BRAT!!!!! (Policeman passes by) Pm:whats going on here? Em:THIS BRAT WONT GIVE ME HIS HEART!!! pm:(obviously annoyed) yup your comming with me lady Em:WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! pm: well of course! A bratty entitled parent that clearly didnt pass school and got pregnant by her teen years. Also doesnt know common sense to know that you cant hsve two hearts and people need a heart. Your heart clearly needs to be kept in a freezer so it wont melt your plastic. Nicki manaj lookin ass. Ep: ... I WILL SUE YOU!!!!! Pm: (arrests ep and puts her in the car) Ep: I WILL KILL YOU!!! YOU HEAR ME I WILL(pm shuts door) Me:(cant hear ep through door) Ep:HWGWJSGXKYOUBRATECHEJCNEJSN2JBSJ2BDJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH me: (satisfied of what happened) :D
@damaton5 жыл бұрын
@@mrchickenwingz0768 yes
@mrchickenwingz07685 жыл бұрын
Damian Szuster lol thx
@michaelahnotlob-iksrepok65725 жыл бұрын
"Inbreeded" mule? Mules are infertile, so an inbred mule would be literally impossible. So, a compliment? "I need that speaker tonight you absolute impossibility of nature!"
@erickpoorbaugh67284 жыл бұрын
Also, mules are hybrids, which is the exact opposite of inbred.
@ritafeilmeier34864 жыл бұрын
I suppose, if the horse was inbred, and the donkey was inbred, the resulting mule could be kinda inbred...?
@quivuswillow89604 жыл бұрын
Rita Feilmeier it’d be from an inbred line but alas considering the fact it’s two different lines coming together that specific offspring is not inbred but it may have health issues from the inbreeding on the parents line
@BonnieHalfElven3 жыл бұрын
And that is your biology lesson for today.
@annalieff-saxby5683 жыл бұрын
Yup, that one flummoxed me too. Fun fact: the offspring of a jack donkey and a mare is a mule; the offspring of a stallion and a jill donkey is a hinny. You're welcome!
@JKC404 жыл бұрын
Artists who have actually done paying work, the exchange generally goes like this: CB: I want to pay you in exposure. Me: People die from exposure.
@jgw54912 жыл бұрын
🤣
@erichanastacio96952 жыл бұрын
Yeah! People die from too much CB exposure.
@ire1398 Жыл бұрын
Dear landlord, I had a great month. I have so much exposure. Here it is. That should cover rent for the rest of my lease.
@audigex4 жыл бұрын
I love the "I'll sue you for breach of contract!" when giving away free couches. Good luck with explaining to the judge how you have a contract with absolutely no consideration.
@gamezone75185 жыл бұрын
"Nah, imma stay" jeez u creative bastard
@anthony61515 жыл бұрын
He literally took it from the top comment on that reddit post.
@SharatS5 жыл бұрын
Lol. Redditors are always creative.
@cybercrash75 жыл бұрын
Well, you can’t charge me if I don’t comment. ...wait
@cristianmurgociu45695 жыл бұрын
**totally not a comment**
@koochiekash73155 жыл бұрын
You profile pic is perfect
@DittalySquat5 жыл бұрын
But this is a comment
@TheChelleyBean5 жыл бұрын
XD Perfect😂😂
@JovanLemon5 жыл бұрын
@@DittalySquat and so is that... Wait, AND SO IS THIS
@Mikachu19944 жыл бұрын
Did I hear that right? Everyone at his work liked the CD so he messaged the band asking for a refund +$400???? And threatened small claims court????? And I thought the first one was ridiculous
@darknessblades4 жыл бұрын
for that speaker EP he should have answered with: Hello this is father of "blank" we're sorry to inform you but he killed himself because of you, we will see you in court
@WhitecollarZombie5 жыл бұрын
Does this exposure thing work? I'm going to try it at a car dealership "That's nice Mercedes, think of all exposure you would get if everybody saw me driving it, you should give it to me"
@emperorfaiz5 жыл бұрын
Rarely but it's not supposed to be a real replacement of actual monetary payment. If someone says "I will give you exposure instead of paying you", just bail out and forget it.
@atomix_28685 жыл бұрын
Nah m8
@FardadisawesomeOfficial5 жыл бұрын
Stop
@ryleishields5 жыл бұрын
the exposure you'll get from my 200th like; is going to need monetary compensation. Otherwise I'll have to take the like away and go to the police and tell them you stole it. then we'll sue you, destroy your career with one click. Or you can let me pay you another way :). I'm telling my husband now!!! but i'll settle just for a reply!
@jakesjoubert13885 жыл бұрын
Don’t try it man
@natang75865 жыл бұрын
I mean if anything you should be paying us for the exposure. I mean we deserve the best right. How dare you impose such rules on us. NaMaStE
@dreamercreations24995 жыл бұрын
Never seen someone with an N profile photo in the comments to something non-death note related lol
@boxnoir4 жыл бұрын
Nah-Imma-stay aWayYyyY
@nickdownard5434 жыл бұрын
I know right
@Ignilyan3 жыл бұрын
When OP mentioned feeling like Steve Irwin, I had a flash of someone on their phone filming a Karen having a meltdown, narrating aloud in a fake Australian accent in earshot of the Karen like, "here we have a wild Karen in the midst of a display of territorial aggression. We must proceed with caution as Wild Karens are extremely dangerous."
@skarmex34394 жыл бұрын
“I need money” “No” “Why?” “Cuz I said no” Repeat as needed.
@ronaldreagan70063 жыл бұрын
“FUCK YOU BITCH” “BITCH” “???” “HELLO” “ANSWER ME”
@DragonOfVenezuela5 жыл бұрын
Crush: Wanna go on vacation together? Me: :D Crush: - You have to pay for everything Me: D:
@Tripletkayla5 жыл бұрын
The best responses: :D D:
@LionessMB4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mrn2344 жыл бұрын
When shit like that is real iam like what kind of people are that ? I want to visit a friend from a different country next year for 2 weeks and he said directly i dont need a hotel i can crash in his house on the couch ( i have no problem with a couch or anything cause iam not a person that needs alot or beware demands something) and i pay for my own food n stuff.
@hahahasureok5 жыл бұрын
Every r/entitledparents and r/choosingbeggars *"I'LL SUE YOU!"*
@thehiddenninja34285 жыл бұрын
I just want to know what happens if two entitles beggars meet each other
@GreyKnightInvio5 жыл бұрын
Isnt that most of modern society
@abdhenehek67425 жыл бұрын
Tane Latamari pulls out uno reverse card
@TheDarryl1095 жыл бұрын
lol
@player_exenotfound5 жыл бұрын
@@thehiddenninja3428 they sue each other and then they're both broke then
@brettthewilder23384 жыл бұрын
R/: ‘There’s no way you’ll find someone to pay for your vacation!’ Simp/NeckBeard/Inc3l: ‘Here, hold my fedora!’
@jakubmike56574 жыл бұрын
Mule literally cannot be inbred. Genetics...it is fun.
@destrudot5 жыл бұрын
CB: Gimme your stuff Me: *_reverse card_* CB: Nooooo!!
@thewilsons61155 жыл бұрын
That is the funniest thing ever
@TheAssassinBlackCat5 жыл бұрын
Yaaaas
@polnareffsleftasscheek51185 жыл бұрын
@Wring Bonnie With purple guy * draws +4 *
@cookiedou15 жыл бұрын
SirDot XD good one
@retardgaming40055 жыл бұрын
Me: I'm going to punch you in the face Other human who I don't know: pulls out a reverse card ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@raymondsolli17895 жыл бұрын
"all of my subscribers are robots" *we've been exposed, abort mission*
@bobsempletank53625 жыл бұрын
_ Gaymond6969 _ SHIT
@THeGaMeR4YoU5 жыл бұрын
he just proved you wrong on a new post dirtbag
@atomix_28685 жыл бұрын
They arent all robots im a human Okay maybe in not a human or a robot Im more of a _g_ _a_ *c* _h_ *a*
@clinttorris63215 жыл бұрын
PANIC
@raymondsolli17895 жыл бұрын
@@THeGaMeR4YoU *u wot m8? *
@arshiapakk4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Namaste means “ The good part of me sees the good part of you and the bad part of me sees the bad part of you “
@emiliec.934 жыл бұрын
ghxstbxsters i remember when I was five I connected namaste with drugs. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@justananomaly4 жыл бұрын
@@emiliec.93 ...That's just stupid, mate
@anelebirdie34354 жыл бұрын
@@justananomaly 5 year olds are pretty silly, yes
@fukini25944 жыл бұрын
@@anelebirdie3435 actually everyone is stupid, being younger isn't exactly the BIG thing, like Anti-Vaxx are adults and dumber than the kid
@anelebirdie34354 жыл бұрын
@@fukini2594 ..I mean, YES. Absolutely yes.
@smalphule084 жыл бұрын
From an author friend about getting paid in 'exposure': You have three goals with your work. 1) get paid 2) get paid 3) and get paid. Getting 'paid' in exposure is not how you make money for your work.
@artemis7544 жыл бұрын
Indeed. As a artist i can relate so much. I dont do free things, except gifts ofcourse, not even for friends. When friends commission me i give them half the price but some still insist on buying it for the full price. I am negotiable on my prizes, but i dont do things for free especially if i dont know them.
@blake4325 жыл бұрын
CB speak: "the payment is exposure!" Normal human translation: "i don't value what you do for a living until i have immediate need of it, so i don't want to pay for it!"
@JohnK-ph3vw5 жыл бұрын
Blake Murphy right? I used to do staging and broadcasting. Back in college, my friends and I would help with concerts and such for free food, a t-shirt and a stage pass, just for the experience. That was 25 years ago. We’re well beyond that now. 😂
@drew11325 жыл бұрын
The "fun money" part really pissed me off Especially when I found out this dude hadn't went on vacation in years and they didn't even invite him
@dx14505 жыл бұрын
I know. It would be divorce city for me too if I were in that situation.
@AutumnFictions5 жыл бұрын
I'd make my own 'fun money' account and then transfer all but the bare minimum to that account so that the next time they ask for money: "I don't have it.... Oh that money? No, that's my fun money account, it can't be used for anything else. Yeah, sorry about that... Have fun being homeless!"
@willisbronze99845 жыл бұрын
Pretty sad for that dude for involving into that family
@celiaccrab69525 жыл бұрын
amen dude #theyrewhitetrash
@koreydupree35735 жыл бұрын
Same their all di*** for not inviting him😡😡😡😡😡
@sweetpea22134 жыл бұрын
The story about the couche's was funny, the Karen's never really learn.
@grandtaco50664 жыл бұрын
These people make me so angery I'm actually shakeing
@AnkyloDyno5 жыл бұрын
Nah, ima stay here in my home and keep my money and laugh at you because there’s no way you’re gonna find someone to pay for your vacation
@sambenjamin96365 жыл бұрын
Haha damn I've never heard that joke before
@Kalixis5 жыл бұрын
lol
@EnderCrowYT5 жыл бұрын
Always use the UNO reverse card so that entitled parents and choosingbeggars get karma.
@lilbear08274 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sagely advice wise one
@EnderCrowYT4 жыл бұрын
@@lilbear0827 I always give good advice. Especially when it comes to entitlement.
@lilbear08274 жыл бұрын
@@EnderCrowYT dope
@sadsnake23274 жыл бұрын
But make sure they get no reddit karma
@Anonymous-hv2zc4 жыл бұрын
222
@harris96244 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the other 4 people who aren't robots
@zakuraRabbit3 жыл бұрын
"Plz pay for my expensive party dinner." "No" "You're just jealous about how successful I am" Successful, but begging for money. Sure.
@ccodee97555 жыл бұрын
"U-HAUL"? MORE LIKE "NO, U-HAUL!" HAHAHAHA ha.. ha..? no haha anyone..?
@cloudcadet58895 жыл бұрын
Lolol
@mr.bubbles58295 жыл бұрын
😂
@antnation7475 жыл бұрын
Booo😂
@justinharris36305 жыл бұрын
Haha
@eggdog49205 жыл бұрын
*no u*
@JamesterIsDivergent5 жыл бұрын
13:16 Automated message: stop revealing this stuff. You may get banned . ❌
@XiueXelu5 жыл бұрын
Beep.
@Tucker6195 жыл бұрын
Beep hoop beep
@IlcotheOtter2 жыл бұрын
This is an automatic response. Don't say ban or you got turned off by the higher-ups
@joperhop4 жыл бұрын
"I want the couch! im going to ring the police" ... Police arrive... "Hi copper, need a couch?" LOL!
@entitledbobcat4 жыл бұрын
I’m an actual person rSlash! I listen to you almost all day tbh. It’s hard to find a video I haven’t seen yet. The only time I don’t have you on is when I’m in class or studying. Otherwise, you’re almost always playing in the background. I love your humor, your kind heart, and the way you tell your stories!
@Anarchristian_Beanz2 жыл бұрын
Exactly how a bot would respond Source: am bot too
@broomey84495 жыл бұрын
I told my friend about you rSlash, pay me $100 for the exposure
@hamzaqureshi3075 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Kanter and so did you Oh...Wait Shhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt
@Nerobyrne5 жыл бұрын
the best thing would be to ask people to find an online exposure calculator because you don't know the current market value of exposure ^^
@max_lit35105 жыл бұрын
LuuuuuuuuuuL
@polnareffsleftasscheek51185 жыл бұрын
*Nah-I'ma-stay at home in my dark corner binging on cereal bars and rSlash.*
@jackschneiderwind1365 жыл бұрын
How did you know my secret
@islandprincess7145 жыл бұрын
Huh funny, because that’s what I’m doing
@heathermiller60465 жыл бұрын
@@jackschneiderwind136 "...secret, secret, I got a secret..." (I've been dropping "Mr. Roboto" lyrics in different comment threads, 'cause you know, bots. lol)
@polarisukyc12044 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say, being on RSlash is good exposure, some of those dishes the chef made sound amazing
@muffinwoman76334 жыл бұрын
13:06 *GUYS HE FOUND OUT THESE ARE ALL JUST DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS!!!* *_CODE B! I REPEAT CODE B!!!_*
@pomp22375 жыл бұрын
"Hey how are you?" "Fine, what do you need??" Ok.
@Jannl985 жыл бұрын
He already knows what's up
@eddieguererro465 жыл бұрын
Thats experience talking
@paincakes69875 жыл бұрын
No one : Choosing beggars : Is tHiS mY furNiTuRE?
@Whatamievingdoing4 жыл бұрын
On the couch story I would do this after she made the demands 1: put a price tag for $50 on it 2: put it on the front lawn 3: sit there with a metal baseball bat
@Whatamievingdoing4 жыл бұрын
When they call the police technically you are not threatening anybody because your on you property I like baseball its my lawn and it’s her problem. Also I’m protecting the couch so it doesn’t get stolen while I’m selling it.
@captaincmorgan4 жыл бұрын
It actually blows my damn mind how people expect free things like this all the time. Entitlement is the bane of our society 😩
@para_momal5 жыл бұрын
Friend: You look great, did you lose weight? Me: Yeah, it's called the Exposure Diet. I starve because people think I should do everything for free.
@angelagriffin51305 жыл бұрын
I swear I laughed out loud when I heard the part about the cop's brother needing a couch... Perfect ending.
@legomanstudios10554 жыл бұрын
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that these choosing beggars think we are choosing beggars for not accommodating their insane demands?
@Brosk1x4 жыл бұрын
you know she is a cb after saying "HELLO??" one minute they sent the messege before
@professornico80435 жыл бұрын
A choosing beggar should go on Pawn Stars
@wizardtnt6965 жыл бұрын
What’s pawn stars
@andrew_cole5 жыл бұрын
1:00 I would have sent a check for $0.02 with the message: I don't think you'll get anywhere with that case, but that's just my 2 cents.
@WillieManga5 жыл бұрын
Cue the Rimshot! Clever wordplay there. XD
@Arcvity5 жыл бұрын
Im gonna keep this comment 69 likes and not liking it
@mr.mudcake8905 жыл бұрын
Shut
@boredboi62795 жыл бұрын
I would go through the trouble to cut a small portion of the cent and mail it to her
@ericsmith83735 жыл бұрын
Not a particularly good idea. Once they have your check, they'll go to town with your bank account info.
@nerd97772 жыл бұрын
With the last story, the family didn’t even need to steal OPs money! They could’ve just called him and asked, “hey, OP, we wanna go on vacation but we need someone to pay for it, do you wanna come?”
@kenzy_22894 жыл бұрын
I love how he doesn't correct typos and says it how it's typed. Thanks for the loads of laughs and keep up the good work ❤❤
@catastrophycanine5 жыл бұрын
Did I just see an ad on an RSlash video? sniffle Mah boy is moving up in the world
@jackfruit7765 жыл бұрын
Catastrophy Canine I didn’t
@devlR5 жыл бұрын
Hello there fellow non-robot Humans! I am not a Robot and am indeed a human, I love breathing and drinking :)
@ed_gratacos74385 жыл бұрын
Crowscythe trust worthy, not suspicious at all
@connor81815 жыл бұрын
Crowscythe and eating
@GBrayJ5 жыл бұрын
So trustworthy!
@caissie.16205 жыл бұрын
I think youve been drinking too much.
@DHGxdeathman9455 жыл бұрын
Heather where is my motor oil [ErRo0oR] (correction) beer?
@IBLV2DOU3 жыл бұрын
Yep, my moms fam had a few choosingbeggars too. Anyone in the family that has worked hard and paid their bills owed the lazy ones. “NO” is a complete sentence. Then hang up. Does wonders for the pocketbook.
@bexwolfe20034 жыл бұрын
Who else loves his “girl” voice when he dose female people (like Karen)
@jimjutsu18253 жыл бұрын
*does
@majaquinn3 жыл бұрын
@@jimjutsu1825 No. He needs to take his daily dose of Karenpills so he can impersonate an actual Karen. Good thing it wears off
@Keeperofsecrets937373 жыл бұрын
@@majaquinn what are the ingredients does it include the DNA of the Karen species I heard that the DNA of a Karen if you ingest it it will have a non-permanent effect of acting like a Karen I'm joking I never heard anyone say that before
@toadd.d3 жыл бұрын
@@Keeperofsecrets93737 The ingredients are 3 gallons of stupidity, 3 quarts of let me talk to the manager, and thats pretty much it.
@toadd.d3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, a sprinkle of my kids are angels.
@naveed41195 жыл бұрын
I’m one of the five real human subscribers. Edit: like this all bots
@Subbot--il3pi5 жыл бұрын
This is a bot, please do not leak info of other bots. Comments with such contents may be removed.
@imgoingcrazy91695 жыл бұрын
I no bot
@superservinepro12555 жыл бұрын
I am one of the human subs too
@iwatchyoutube75045 жыл бұрын
Tinyman11 chill bro he's just joking 😆😆😆
@JakeMcGrawType105 жыл бұрын
I. AM. NOT. A. ROBOT. *beep*
@constipatedaf5 жыл бұрын
*Hey i am one of the bot viewers, why exposing us damn....*
@santinocartelli5 жыл бұрын
Greetings fellow robot 🤖
@Legoman7755 жыл бұрын
🤖
@justbikesnstuff5 жыл бұрын
199476302 bot says hi
@demarcy33335 жыл бұрын
Hi -bot 235009
@Huntracony5 жыл бұрын
What does the bot say? Sorry, I've been offline for the past five years.
@katiedunson54002 жыл бұрын
"I'm BlOcKiNg YoU!" Gotta love when the trash takes itself out!! 🗑
@stargazer19984 жыл бұрын
“John and Jane” what’s the likelihood that they would have met each other with such similar names (I seriously wanna know)
@-stormichu-98584 жыл бұрын
Jane-Do and John-Do. People use that as substitute when they don’t want there personal information to be exposed. So....it’s probably not their real names.
@stargazer19984 жыл бұрын
「Quinn Teh wolf 」 ok. Thanks for the info. Sorry ‘bout my ignorance.
@-stormichu-98584 жыл бұрын
Stargazer 199 lol Reading this comment I just realized I sounded like a spoiled brat- S o r r y
@stargazer19984 жыл бұрын
「Quinn Teh wolf 」 no I like learning I’m wrong. It helps me improve.
@JennaLynnCulp21124 жыл бұрын
I had a friend in high school whose grandparents were named Barbie and Ken, so weirder things have happened.
@toxicradiant98584 жыл бұрын
Damn I'd pay anything to taste that cranberry sauce drizzled salmon. Hearing those food descriptions made my mouth water
@randompromises10384 жыл бұрын
i don't even like cranberries or salmon and yet i want to try this
@toxicradiant98584 жыл бұрын
6 months later and i still agree lolol
@artemis7544 жыл бұрын
Yea me too! Getting it for free is truly absurd. People should be paid for their jobs.
@deni_luv4 жыл бұрын
I dont even like salmon And i wanna try
@FrogsNStuff5 жыл бұрын
I would like to find this place where the offenders call the police for you
@rSlash5 жыл бұрын
Buy me a new car Namaste
@FrogsNStuff5 жыл бұрын
rSlash BUT I WORK MUCH HARDER THAN YOU AND THEREFORE DESERVE YOUR CHANNEL aapaka bahut bahut dhanyavaad
@jimbrown40415 жыл бұрын
@@FrogsNStuff Wait, you work harder? Then you defo have to give us all your stuff. Those are the rules.
@FrogsNStuff5 жыл бұрын
Jim Rogers Yes but I need this channel to feed my children
@jimbrown40415 жыл бұрын
@@FrogsNStuff Too bad, bro. You shouldn't have brought it up, right? But I don't want to be a dick, so we can just split your income.
@user-xw7dc2js2f4 жыл бұрын
Cop: Oh sweet you guys are giving away a couch? My bro needs one for his den i'll ask him if he can get them. That cool with you guys?
@bigthecat98482 жыл бұрын
0:41 "Namaste" more like "Nah, imma stay"
@emilioovalle30705 жыл бұрын
This should just be called r/itsnotfree
@silverflight013 жыл бұрын
I think it's more like: r/nounnecessarybargains or r/justpaythegivenprice
@legoladproductions33433 жыл бұрын
Or r/stfu you idiots
@La_sagne3 жыл бұрын
and r/freeisnotenough
@PinkishPlant5 жыл бұрын
I am a human hskudhejsha a bot Sorry I malfuncti- I mean messed up there. I meant: I am a human not a bot.
@islandprincess7145 жыл бұрын
Bethany Porter hmmmmmmmm?
@isolehma25525 жыл бұрын
r/hmmm
@sk4sbrawl5 жыл бұрын
r/areyousureaboutthat
@bucko235617 сағат бұрын
I don’t understand where these people think insulting someone will make someone give them what they want.
@AD_MVP4 жыл бұрын
i hate it when people dont know the meaning of namaste it means "hello" people it is used at the start of a conversation not at the end with a ";)"
@salisburysteak96415 жыл бұрын
I'm curious who that artist is. As a commission artist as well, I really respect the patience and professionalism some of these artists display. I think they handled the CB very professionally and I'd like to support them. Great job whoever you are, I hope to support your efforts one day.
@igorblyat78395 жыл бұрын
Beep-boop _This action was performed by one of rSlash's robot subs_ 🤖
@winrio21175 жыл бұрын
Why a robot fana exposi it's self
@winrio21175 жыл бұрын
R/wooss
@nitinanku5 жыл бұрын
win rio that not gwoood gramaaaasmmrrr stup speking bud engrish
@user-jy3si3bd3l5 жыл бұрын
@@nitinanku stoop seyeing stu stoppid
@winrio21175 жыл бұрын
@@nitinanku fuck u taking bout
@tauhugoreng29293 жыл бұрын
Entitled kid : Im blocking youuu... Lol that word is like " I will throw your dirt in lava!"
@SRosenberg2034 жыл бұрын
That dude selling the speaker should have just been like, "Sorry, I'm killing myself like you asked. You'd better go to Best Buy if you want some speakers."
@jeevacation5 жыл бұрын
*1 hour ago* 1,050+ comments Me : pikachu surprised face
@boothe28035 жыл бұрын
Abdul Rahim we r bots
@rockyroadmagic41525 жыл бұрын
115 likes and 2 replies including mine. nice to see my fellow bots are active in the comments.
@freyexists.36575 жыл бұрын
I loved when he turned "Namaste." Into "nah, ima stay." Lmao.
@jameretief83273 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe that hippy dippy shit term survived the 60’s when the Beatles introduced Hindu religion to the great unwashed masses that are now our federal politicians.
@vonempalmeolmos3 жыл бұрын
It's just absolutely hilarious how naturally the word "blank" is blended with the rest of the texts xDDDDDDDDDD
@tondracollings79313 жыл бұрын
My son is a professional chef and he gets that all the time. He has some of his own ideas that he has created himself. So when people find out what skills he has they want him to do it for free or do it and expect tips.
@drsvenlp5 жыл бұрын
13:15 wait… I have 5 Friends which are watching your videos… so at least one of us is a robot :o
@CostaClicks5 жыл бұрын
drsvenlp or all of you are
@sirsnake98655 жыл бұрын
You're the robot
@inkystix53275 жыл бұрын
drsvenlp *beep boop*
@VivekYadav-ds8oz5 жыл бұрын
This robot can easily pass a Turing test.
@KeithChapman-hr5kx5 жыл бұрын
All of you are I'm afraid.
@jayakers52685 жыл бұрын
Hippity Hoppity These People Want My Property
@connor81815 жыл бұрын
Jay Akers instagram? Is....is dat u.....?
@jayakers52685 жыл бұрын
Lazari O I don’t even have an insta ;-;
@sashagaming24365 жыл бұрын
Not only they.......
@connor81815 жыл бұрын
Sasha Gaming rip me either my bro showed me something similar
@remiforehand5222 жыл бұрын
If I had a dollar every time a guy called me ugly after I rejected him I would not be ugly anymore
@RagnarokiaNG3 жыл бұрын
Hey that choosing beggar helped after all! She called police to deal with the couples couch for them, how nice of her!
@colbyh2585 жыл бұрын
Normal people: Artist: Okay, that sticker will be 50 bucks. Person: Okay. (pays) Other normal people: A: Okay, that sticker will be 50 bucks. P: Oof, that's expensive! Have a nice night though. (leaves) Beggars: A: Those stickers will be 300 altogether. B: why are u so expensive!!! i pay 5 dollar take it or leave it A: Are you serious? B: i will tell my friend about ur art and give you exposure! now give for free!!! A: Um, no. Pay 300 or leave. B: wOW WHY ARE YOU SO R U D E
@theirishdemon76445 жыл бұрын
Dr. Jack Bright absolutely true I literally Draw just for fun at school And a girl came up to me and was like Give me that or I’ll tell my friends and the teachers you are bullying me And I said Ok mate first you have no friends Second mate there is security cameras all round the school so they would check to see if it is true or not She left crying after that
@tubamanreal5 жыл бұрын
lol 1. nice profile pic 2. I do music for free, but i now have something i can get reddit karma from, so even if you do free art, *they angery*
@theirishdemon76445 жыл бұрын
snas the skeltein Mate When are they not
@tubamanreal5 жыл бұрын
Flare Knight lol ye
@SyncUp5 жыл бұрын
I guess I am "Other Normal Peope"
@DittalySquat5 жыл бұрын
Crazy lady: *Namaste...* rSlash: *Nah.. ima stay* XDDD
@OZARKMOON196011 ай бұрын
So, couple had an eventful day, got to see an entitled idiot get arrested, the cop got credit for said arrest, and his relative got free couches. Talk about a winning day for all!
@crystalreichert51762 жыл бұрын
“Nah, ima stay here in my and keep my money and laugh at you because there’s no way you’re gonna find some to play for your vacation” lol
@nishnat48595 жыл бұрын
Nah Ima Stay My grandma started laughing so hard when i showed her that
@naraferalina23085 жыл бұрын
"Inbreeded mule" is a really good insult.
@camoregrowfortifiedred16315 жыл бұрын
@True Neutral lol did u watch the video
@dj_nyx89035 жыл бұрын
r/rareinsults
@MONEY_HILL5 жыл бұрын
@@camoregrowfortifiedred1631 he's a grammar Nazi of course he didn't
@fywfyw5 жыл бұрын
No it's not you inbreeded mule
@holodolphin37285 жыл бұрын
Nara Feralina my brother once said “go shit on a knee” as an insult to an anime character in his show. I think about that a lot
@Boertje2472 жыл бұрын
I’m a designer, and I used to get asked to provide services for a fraction of my rates, almost exclusively by acquaintances who claimed to be friends. I’d reply with a sketch of the most blah, paired-down, uninspired design, and a cover letter stating that for what they wanted to pay, this design was what I’d be able to provide. That’d usually shut them down. I also never had one of the CBers step up and pay my (very reasonable) fee. I’m mostly retired now, but it’s still a hard NOPE when someone wants something free or super lowball price.
@SantosOnFire4 жыл бұрын
That first story was a reverse of my first Warped Tour. -Hey, can you go? Great! I already bought tickets. -i asked (friends) mom if we could stay before doing anything and since she's also going, she said yeah -mom is rad as hell. We all played some Black Ops before shows haha
@finneganlong68655 жыл бұрын
And that kids... Is why you never put something up for free on Craig’s list.
@ritafeilmeier34864 жыл бұрын
Or on facebook rumnage sale/swap sites. I had posted that I was done with my rummage sale, and was just going to leave the rest of the stuff (Little Tikes kid toys, etc.) on the curb, free to anyone wanting to pick them up. There were people messaging me at 11pm, wanting me to go outside to look and see if certain items were still there. They wanted me to GET OUT OF BED and go out into the dark to see if the FREE items were still there, so they wouldn't have to drive over here for nothing.
@Qancir5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to steal all your videos but put your channel in the description of each one for *ExPoSuRe* Edit: honestly, I think he gets more subscribers a day then I have subscribers now
@wizardtnt6965 жыл бұрын
Im DaMug hehe
@VioletScarelli4 жыл бұрын
8:02 He just went straight for the goddamn jugular
@freakinoutwolf64053 жыл бұрын
Choosingbeggar: "I'm never coming back/I'm blocking your number/I'm never talking to you again!" Person: "A blessing from the lord!"