r/Choosingbeggars Young Workers Don't Deserve To Be Paid!

r/Choosingbeggars Are you a totally radical kid who wants to experience the gnarly world of digital marketing? Are you a cool enough dude to become a corporate slave and work for free? That's right, FREE! If you expect to be paid for your hard work, then you're just not hip enough to come work with us. After all, young people don't deserve to get paid -- the only thing they're good for is a source of free labor for giant mega-corporations.
🤑 r/Choosingbeggars My Boss Fired Me, Then Begged Me For Money! • r/Choosingbeggars My B...
🔔 Subscribe: bit.ly/2E3A8i6
💬 Discord: / discord
🎧 Podcast: link.chtbl.com...
🛒 Merch: bit.ly/rSlashMerch
🎁 Patreon: / rslash
#reddit #choosingbeggars #funnyredditposts
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0

[@charondusk5608]

Thing about that "WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF MY WOMANLY PARTS?!" post is that you just know if OP had agreed to do it, she'd have called him a pervert, threatened to report/sue him and refused to pay.

[@bluestreaker9242]

Hilariously, if she tried that, OP could just show the screenshots of the convo and go "You know what? Go ahead. Just make sure to send this as evidence." XD

[@Julian-ft5fq]

Idk why, but rn I imagine yellow diamond to scream "WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT MY LADY PARTS" and idk she kinda does look like a karen

[@Wi-Fi-El]

That's why you should always keep records of messages

[@kadlinsnowwolf1806]

@@Julian-ft5fq and Yellow Diamond did say "I will inform your manager of your incompetence"

[@moony2543]

@@kadlinsnowwolf1806 ye s

[@samg461a]

I wish artists would stop apologizing for their prices. Don’t say “I’m sorry but my prices are fixed” just say “prices are fixed”. It’s not rude. You don’t owe them anything. They asked a question and the answer is no. Saying no is not rude. You have nothing to apologize for.

[@Jazzisa311]

I can only imagine them saying it to be nice to someone who has a pretty good reason for asking for services for free (raising money for children with cancer for example would be a good reason to at least ask, I think). I mean, they don't have to, but it sounds nicer to a person genuinely asking for a good cause.

[@anderssorenson9998]

Yep I bought a table off a carpenter he wanted it gone to clear up space, two hundred and fifty euro for a georgous slab coffee table with intricately hand carved legs. I gave him double that with the promise to return in the spring to commission a couple of adirondacks. Carpentry isn't even his job he's a solicitor he probably makes 250 an hour.

[@princessmarlena1359]

Exactly.

[@JurassicKM]

"No low ball offers, imma bout to throw this cake down the street." Sounds like you already threw your marriage down the street. Why stop there?

[@AtotehZ]

I want a woman like his wife. Willing to make an effort for me.

[@Ragehunger]

You can't even try to imagine how a man can be such an ego-bloated failure of a husband and still think their marriage will hold. He must think to himself that he can get anything he wants if he's angry enough about it. He deserves to have as much as possible taken from him during the divorce proceedings, just to strike a point home.

[@zlatkakardaleva5738]

I’d buy that cake for 20 and when I get it ask for his wife’s phone number to “roast” her. Then I’ll call her and say she has to leave his sorry ass and if I ever need another cake like that (they cost a fortune in my country) how much would it be.

[@littlemissemila1818]

*“There was no sound he just died!”*

[@rollowthecat]

UwU

[@meganboskey6708]

As a balloon artist myself I can confirm that literally walking in to any store and making balloons for free and in exchange for handing out cards is true

[@strudel_reviews]

Sis if I ever see you in person I will definitely buy something from you

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@contradictorycrow4327 I mean he does when it’s a video or something but this was something for public information, not exactly for him

[@MinatheRaichu]

I was called into jury duty once and a balloon artist happened to be in the waiting room with us (pre-covid). He gave us lessons on how to do bears and a parrot using the horde of balloons in his backpack, and even gave out free artwork. He said he always enjoyed the practice because he would compete, but he did give out his card. I still have it to this day.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@MinatheRaichu aww okay this was sweet, thank you for sharing I loved that

[@MinatheRaichu]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 best day in jury duty ever

[@maieen2665]

“WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT MY LADY PARTS!?” - rSlash, 2021

[@inezsmith2443]

Haha I read this the second he said it

[@hasanmuhammad6651]

The life of a reddit reader

[@victoriagarcia3078]

@@inezsmith2443 same

[@theemeraldend4302]

Lol

[@beng7844]

Channel’s getting very progressive lmao

[@Monasaurus_Rex]

“Lady parts” Can we talk about how Rslash used to say “vajongo”?

[@matthewbare255]

The good ol days

[@darthmaul8278]

vajongo will be missed

[@IronMaiden756]

He should just say hoo-ha. 😂

[@artykeldeo]

probably because it sounds too close R.I.P vajongo...

[@keepironman14]

It's possible it was getting flagged by KZbin. If you read some ppsts too you'll see he replaces alot of lines now that contain non-kid friendly words.

[@gerrard1144]

OP: *doesnt want to edit Karen's lady parts* Karen: you're annoying and weird *Something's wrong i can feel it*

[@DetectiveCheese]

I half-expected one of the answers to just straight up say "Why do you insist on showing off your private parts to people? Seems pretty annoying and weird".

[@alsoscreedva2614]

hmmm... not sure about that last phrase 😂

[@theemeraldend4302]

Lol

[@filo4854]

Mr Stark..... I don’t feel so good 🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃💃💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻

[@theemeraldend4302]

@@MmmmYummyMicrowaves lol

[@digitalharmony26]

“A struggling, single female”, damn, it’s spreading. Not even single mothers anymore. Save us.

[@timehunter9467]

Maybe I should try it and say I’m a struggling single male 🤔

[@Kenny1one_2]

@@timehunter9467 could work but you might end up here

[@saram.1587]

Don't forget to add disability, surviving cancer or some chronic disease.

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

@@timehunter9467 she'd probably say "how dare you!?!!? Incel!!!!!!"

[@intimer7159]

@@AbsolutelyAri1hey let’s start a friendly argument what’s your favourite food

[@this_is_a_tiny_town]

The story that annoyed me most was car cake one. I bet that wasn't the first time this guy behaved like a 10 year old spoiled kid yet his wife still made the effort for him. She deserves someone who appreciates her.

[@dracko158]

Karen: "NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SAY LOL!!! SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!" OP: *"haha LOL go brrrrr"*

[@gabetasse7232]

He redacted it because a Fortune 500 company like that would bury him if he didn’t.

[@newfie1613]

I don’t know if Loblaws is a Fortune 500 company but as an employee who has seen them not pay vendors multiple times, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s them.

[@franl155]

They can afford to pay lawyers but they can't afford to pay a balloon artist. sounds about right ... maybe their lawyers also work "for exposure"

[@woutergrob8587]

With what? You can't sue for slander if what the person you're suing says is actually true.

[@franl155]

@@woutergrob8587 - maybe for "defamation of character" - or, "definition of character" since they're showing the company to be cheapskates who don't mind using small artists' time and talent without recompense.

[@Micras08]

That's very likely. I would like to think that it's simply because OP wasn't a petty fucker who gets his/her jollies on by getting "revenge" though :) As entertaining as most of the content on this channel is, I would never think of exposing anyone by name so an angry mob could swoop down upon them, not even a large company. A company has employees who could get in serious trouble because of shit like that. o.O

[@alsoscreedva2614]

OP Artist: *Draws celebrities for exposure* Choosing Beggar: How dare you draw celebrities for exposure, you should draw me for exposure.

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

Me: Are you a celebrity? No? In that case, what exposure would you possibly have, 17 people all named Karen who'll only want me to work for them for free? CB: NO! …18 people named Karen...

[@franl155]

The problem with drawing for free is that everyone else will also demand free art

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

@@franl155 My point exactly. Karens be like "Oh, I got this for free, this guy's great" but that exposure suggests that all the art is free.

[@The_momur]

@@BloodThirstyAvengers 🤣😆

[@slevinchannel7589]

9:16: Absolutely. Absolutely.

[@shadowman7307]

"We are a billion-dollar company and we're celebrating our partnership with another billion-dollar company. We really can't pay for your balloon twisting service because that would mean we lose money and that's bad business." I just checked his prices and GODDAMN those companies are being cheap.

[@safehouse432]

I bet it was a pot luck

[@MattMatthewsMagic]

And the rates you're looking at are actually much higher than they were when I first wrote the blog post! I think I was charging around $150 an hour back then, and I probably would have discounted a large booking. Having me there for five hours or so certainly would have been less than $500 back then (I'd charge a lot more these days, but I'm a lot more established now).

[@yinroseyangpetals7596]

@@MattMatthewsMagic good on you!

[@Bullet731108]

Why couldn't the girl asking for the Instagram username just add "fashion" or "clothing" to the end of their brand's account name instead of nagging the OP like that?

[@Lunaskylette]

What is the persons username? Like Jesus fighting after Instagram tags o. O

[@cassie7162]

@@Lunaskylette yeah, and the fact that there were multiple people going after it too

[@Yumi_Jay]

They don't want to put into the effort of building up the followers for their business. They want one ready to go with a following.

[@tkokesh]

“I live in durant ok”... the ok isn’t short for “okay”, it’s short for “Oklahoma”.

[@gerrard1144]

That's a fun fact I'll never learn at school

[@homebrewHousehold]

lmao i was with rslash on that, "you live in a pokemon?"

[@amshermansen]

And this is why we use commas to make this obvious. Otherwise it is fully up to interpretation.

[@chadbeaver9199]

Are u a fellow okie sir?

[@jlreese94]

@@chadbeaver9199 I am

[@gerrard1144]

OP: *is giving new free chair no deliveries* Guy: bUt I cAnT dRiVe!! *Thomas has never seen such bs*

[@Enrichvid]

Lmao

[@thomasjones6216]

You know something - you're right 😂 I really haven't

[@Enrichvid]

@@thomasjones6216 oh god

[@theprokoking7156]

“They live in a Pokémon?” Durant do dig complex cave systems. Maybe that guy lives in one of those? Would explain why he can’t drive.

[@15oClock]

The Range Rover beggar didn't get the cake from a girlfriend; he got it from HIS WIFE! This dude is unreal!

[@MsSaksalainen]

The effort she put in there and it even looks cute! And he just gaslight her AND her friends. I'd throw him the f out

[@slevinchannel7589]

9:16: Absolutely. Absolutely. Give us the name, OP.

[@edwardarnold3080]

I like to imagine your wife in the other room while your screaming “WHY WONT YOU DRAW MY LADY PART?!?!?!!”

[@BaleetedUser]

1:20 "HOW DARE YOU DRAW ANYTHING FOR FUN AND BECAUSE YOU JUST WANT TO!!!!!!" jfc man

[@gamergirl7737]

Ad: “WE’RE CALLING FOR THE BEST WRITER.” *All the best enter the chat* Also AD: “IF YOU REQUIRE PAY, YOU ARE NOT WHAT WE’RE LOOKING FOR.” *All the best has left the chat.* You get what you paid for, especially if you want people like animators or designers, they need to be paid for their equipment, if your not willing to help them out then you might as well do everything yourself

[@bluestreaker9242]

Nah, see, you don't get it: it's not that they CAN'T pay for services, it's that they don't WANT to. XD They also don't want to do anything. They just want someone else to do the work and say that they did it...which is against pretty much every artist's ToS. XP

[@quinnw919]

@@bluestreaker9242 That’s not what they said, dude.

[@bluestreaker9242]

@@quinnw919 They don't have to say that they don't wanna pay, it's all in the language that they use, and the language they used in the advert was pretty cut and dry. ;3

[@quinnw919]

@@bluestreaker9242 I was talking in the context of your comment, which, from my understanding was directed at the original comment.

[@bluestreaker9242]

@@quinnw919 I kinda figured, yeah. Nah, was referring to the context of the comment I was replying to at first (aaaaand my brain is now leaking out of my ear having tried to figure out how to word all that, lol! XD)

[@norielbeato6102]

The first reddit post was from a COMPANY in philippines. They said they tried to be sarcastic/ satire when when it comes to recruiting artists that's why they posted that. But most of us in the creative industry didnt buy it. So, yeah. They are choosing beggars to the next level.

[@slevinchannel7589]

9:16: Absolutely. Absolutely. Give us the name, OP.

[@dedion-boutonondemand]

“They live in a Pokémon?” I’d rather not think of the implications

[@jawusha]

I was thinking of Kevin Durant

[@duckman62]

culture 100

[@pokemonfan8569]

It's a city in Oklahoma.

[@aryaakula5604]

Lol someone send help, they’re either living in a basketball player or a steel ant!!

[@thetea4093]

@@pokemonfan8569 Nope they live in a Pokémon

[@amandasunshine2]

"I pay you what it's worth to me to not have to do it" is my friend's dad's policy. It typically applies to chores, but "not spending hundreds of hours to learn to draw then hours drawing the damn thing" definitely applies lol. That's what society is all about, we all specialize in some small part of the machine and pay other parts of the machine to do things we can't/ don't want to do with the money we earn manning our part of the machine. I think people forget that :P

[@ameliashostak4764]

I feel like every artist, such as a caterer, carpenter, tattoo artist, painter you get the point should have it somewhere for everyone to read: "My prices are based on my talent...NOT your budget!"

[@philip8498]

imagine being r slashes neighbor and hearing him yell " why wont you look at my Lady parts!!!" probably more than once

[@2MeterLP]

KZbinrs gotta be the weirdest neighbors in general.

[@philip8498]

@@2MeterLP streamers too. Imagine having a neighbor who just appears to be speaking to himself for several hours per day. Abd if you ask them what they are doing for a living you get something that sounds like a cam girl/boy to a really creepy degree

[@ScooterBond1970]

Some youtuber was telling a tale of how one day he was in his house making a video (in a room with big windows), and his neighbor came out into the garden so the youtuber got down on the floor crawling around because he was embarrassed

[@2MeterLP]

@@ScooterBond1970 Kinda depends on what kind of youtuber it is. If its a gaming youtuber the neighbor would just see a dude gaming. If its a youtuber that makes sketches where every character is him in a different wig or with a mustache, yeah, wouldnt want the neighbors to see that either :D

[@ScooterBond1970]

@@2MeterLP he is another reddit reader, I think he said he was embarrassed because he thought the neighbor would think he was just talking to himself

[@starbird3939]

“I gave you a chance to make money off your art” Meanwhile I gave the artist I follow money for complete package-full body, color, background, the works.

[@jbourbon545]

I always add a little extra when paying commissions, because that stuff takes a lot of time and effort. (A bit more when its someone I know kinda well >>" )

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@jbourbon545 you are doing something good. Thank you

[@slevinchannel7589]

9:16: Absolutely. Absolutely. Give us the name, OP.

[@Elijah11185]

the best part of not sleeping is being so early to an rslash vid lol.

[@bensims4910]

I'm in the UK so I get them at like midday

[@fur_avery]

3:30p.m in most of europe

[@arnavsingh5025]

I am in india

[@uncoftableshift6538]

Someone will 100% comment on this not knowing how timezones work

[@bensims4910]

@@fur_avery yup what part Europe are you from if you dont mind me asking

[@hox9439]

I- good timing lol

[@loganevans4389]

Yup haha

[@SyfeSade]

Yes

[@mehdiezzaoudi5229]

yeah

[@hueyfreeman707]

Ok

[@maxxy5578]

What's happening?

[@songbyrd0001]

Land Rover Cake: Bruh!! How could you be mad at CAKE!! What a man baby!!

[@dfunk3137]

I knew shit was gonna be wild once it said “Detroit Westside”

[@The_gear_head_]

who tf gets mad over the look of a cake, within 10 minutes that should be unrecognizable.

[@PirateShux]

Ngl I'd love eating a car rn

[@marisentaku2159]

"He lives in Durant. He lives in a Pokémon?" Exactly what my first thought was.

[@NekoKuro-il8rz]

Rslash: "They live in a pokemon?" My friend who lives in Durant, Oklahoma after I sent this to him: *wheezing laughing cause he likes pokemon*

[@1bendykat]

As someone with multiple genetic disorders, the level of entitlement that I’ve gotten from parents of kids with genetic disorders is next level. I’m not surprised that artists have been harassed by these companies or parents. To any creators out there who’ve been victims of harassment in this way, don’t let them get away with it. Genetic illness isn’t an excuse to just be a choosing begger.

[@TheMikemg2]

Internship offer for PhD with publication history: $20/hr Me, a paramedic with nothing but an associate degree: $21/hr Yeah, somethings not right there...

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

That last story: If CB has people who will take the commission for $10 or less, why not go to them? smh.

[@PuddingCat101]

The car cake: OP’s wife, run away! He’s an entitled brat :/ she could do so much better

[@derekmay9717]

I lost my shit with the Detroit one. With him cussing lol

[@janputz4157]

That one guy who answered the fortune500 just wiped the floor them.

[@sws212]

He showed that intern, for sure. I doubt the company cares, though.

[@brrplays8562]

I just wanna say: I respect the hell out of you for remembering that Durant the pokemon exists

[@lunghisamahlehlo1475]

Lol a South African was in a rslash my guy Johannesburg is the number one place to avoid if you hate being asked for money

[@silverflight01]

Here's a tip for a lot of CBs: You’re a terrible person if you think that hiring random people, minor or adult, to work for you at zero pay is a good idea.

[@ricochet0928]

"Art is relatively easy" says the one who's begging for art rather than drawing what they want themselves

[@CaylenHeeler]

No one: Not a single soul: OP: *l o l*

[@gerrard1144]

L O L

[@11_----_----_---11-x5y]

@@gerrard1144 L O L

[@datbaumsche3799]

@@11_----_----_---11-x5y L O L

[@theemeraldend4302]

Lol

[@benjamincalleros3735]

L O L

[@fisquizia]

2:51 I love it the conversations goes from "can you deliver to me" to "this is really starting to piss me off" in like 5 messages.

[@ChaoticDucc]

11:37 I was eating when that part came on. Man, that sudden change of tone caught me of guard

[@1985toyotacamry]

That went zero to 100 in 1 second.

[@MGDrzyzga]

Bit of info regarding the PhD: For a lot of the hard science fields, the university actually pays a living stipend to the grad students. At least at the place I went to, the professor would come up with proposals and apply for grants - government funding. It was then mainly the grad students and a few undergrads who'd do the legwork in the lab to get stuff done. As such, the government would feel like it wasn't getting its money's worth if progress was slow, and progress would be slow if the grad students had to balance lab work and earning enough to live. So students working on a PhD would be paid a living stipend with the expectation of working 60+ hours a week in the lab. Also, people would enter the lab with just a bachelors as a PhD candidate. (Basically, masters was just something you incidentally got along the way.) If your burned out and left early, you'd just get the masters, having been paid to get it rather than pay for it. Don't consider that a hack to get just a masters, however. Because people who burn out tend to leave with a masters, job hunting afterwards will have prospective employers look at the masters and how long it took. If you're gonna burn out, burn out in 2-2.5 years.

[@markponce6211]

"Why won't you look at my lady parts!" I don't want to because I've been disappointed enough

[@ramanavr2344]

"this person lives in a Durant Are they in a Pokemon?" I died laughing

[@Richard_Nickerson]

"Art is easy, give it to me for cheap or free!" If it's so easy, then do it yourself.

[@lockwoan01]

As someone who has used a Community Food Bank that does delivery, on a few occasions, while some of the stuff one gets is hit-and-miss on ones' favorites list (not a fan of olives or kidney beans for instance), when they drive 30 minutes in stormy weather to deliver $200+ worth of groceries, you can't really complain too much. (That being said, it does help to know of folks who can utilize olives and kidney beans, and other things one might not be too fond of, in their own cooking.)

[@aulduronsmith5577]

Never deliver anything to Detroit's west side, unless it's at a police station.

[@derikistheman8698]

Laughed my ass off about the choosing beggar sending that insult tells you alot about the guy

[@charleneblack2792]

Joshua Fluke has a channel about all these scam "jobs" that are hiring, mostly in IT. He put one company on blast wanting someone with a masters to work unpaid for 2 months, and the CEO responded to him, threatening to sue. These companies are insane.

[@mooneedthechosen]

not wanting to see someone's reproductive organ and then getting called a weird virgin it is called basic courtesy, like bruh

[@jacquelinepinn3064]

I know that magician he is always willing to be flexible with cost and does an amazing show, it makes my blood boil that people would demand he work for free when they can pay.

[@harbymastopia9635]

I mean the cake doesnt look like its made by a michellin star chef, but It absolutely look amazing for a local bakery

[@primrosevale1995]

2:59 So glad to see someone else who thinks Pokémon and not basketball when they hear "Durant."

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

that cake story was so outrageous! unbelievable!

[@scarletnight4554]

"I can legally get the name from you" highly doubtful

[@thetea4093]

I like your profile picture!

[@ceciliaromero2541]

One of those choosing beggars hit the dislike button........well that’s rude

[@Dot_Eleven]

The first one "We want the best. But we don't want to pay for it."

[@alolandugtrios]

the cake is so funny to me like bro you are going to eat the cake you don't even have to look at it that long get your fork and dive in damn

[@kitdoesstuff_official]

The guy lives in a pokémon?! Me: well..... that... would be..... AMAZING!!! I WANT TO LIVE IN AN ABOMASNOW!!!!

[@AllieAllieOxenFree21]

I literally got a higher hourly rate than that PhD internship fresh outta undergrad. I'm a chemist.

[@RiveroftheWither]

Life advice: If someone says they are struggling and need money for basic amenities like clothes and groceries, but aren't willing to just accept actual clothes (unless new and an expensive brand) or groceries... They are bsing you. Period. A person with or without children who hasn't eaten in 2 days would NEVER decline free food... Even if they appear homeless, if you buy them water and some food and they complain about you getting cheap stuff or not just giving them money, they aren't homeless, they are the "Professional homeless". Yes, there are people who actually make a living pretending to be homeless. By kind but be safe as well.

[@OtherFlames]

*Person lives in durant* Me: heh, like the Pokémon...no one else Gonna think that RSlash: Durant? So they live in the Pokémon? Me: -shocked Pikachu face-

[@coffeeaddict9605]

I hope the woman who got her ungrateful husband a car cake divorces him.

[@jojoBird69]

Anybody else waiting on todays vid? And rewatching the others?

[@existingevil]

I'm more worried that something happened with him

[@catsnap1234]

Was I the only one who’s laughing imagining his wife hearing him just yell. WHyyHH WONt YOu LoOk At MY LaDY pArTSssssssSssssa....WAHahHa

[@PrestonSikes]

13:42 when I was little my mom made me a cake that looked like Neil Armstrong landing on the moon cause I was OBSESSED with space and the moon landing (still am lol). It looked kinda amateurish like that one there, but I didnt care cause it was freaking awesome! And WAAAAAY better than anything I could do lmao. This guy should make his own if he thinks his wife's is so bad lol

[@chocolatestraw3971]

When I was a kid, one of my older sisters (16 years my elder) was into buying cake molds that were in the shape of famous characters - so like Darth Vader's helmet or Bugs Bunny. You would bake the cake in it and then get an icing bag and dot the entire surface and sides with little dabs of different colored icing to show who it was. It was painstaking and meticulous work, and I really appreciated it on my bday. As someone who has become interested in baking, I'm fortunate to have surrounded myself with people who appreciate what I make as I'm learning. It may not always look the best, but everything has tasted good - or at least was edible enough to choke down.

[@PrestonSikes]

@@chocolatestraw3971 what mattered to me wasn't that the cake looked good, it was that my mother surprised me with it and worked hard becasue it meant alot to me

[@darkgeminoid]

Rslash: "This person lives in durant, this person lives in a pokemon?" Me, a person born in durant: Well shoot, is that why I like pokemon so much?

[@nickiminajluver6519]

Rslash, are you okay ? You didn't post today. Hope you are feeling well

[@cat_with_a_rat]

check spotify and/or apple podcasts

[@richardp5920]

2:00 “Why won’t you let me have the last word!?” Is more like it

[@umarhussain663]

Karen: look at my v***** Me: blocks karen and goes to lake and chucks phone in

[@tomatogoose4426]

2:35 My parents are out right now, and it would’ve been really weird and hilarious if they walked in right at “wHy WoN’t YoU lOoK aT mY lAdY pArTs”

[@joelstepien3563]

rSlash: "Imagine playing for your bachelors degree..." Me: *Laughs in European*

[@2MeterLP]

Well, still gotta get rent and food from somewhere. Though I am thankful I dont have to pay 250K just to study.

[@Sagecentaur]

Rslash: This person lives in Durant a Pokémon. Me: Yeeeeessssss

[@eivind-falk]

The first dislike was from Pharma Bro...

[@eskimberly7424]

I’ve never even considered asking for art, design services, or any other service for free. How would artists and anyone, survive on no income? And asking them to work for free, or for a pittance (sp?) is insulting. If I can’t afford something I want I either look for an alternative, or save up and then buy the art or pay for the service at the stated price.

[@seancarroll9849]

Always. Pay. Your. Artists. Yes, it needs to be repeated often.

[@samurottboi369]

I'm a huge fan of Gen 5 Pokemon, so that bit about living in Durant really made me laugh.

[@haroldina5953]

I love these videos that aren't just text based

[@ashh4929]

The cake story reminds me of that South Park episode. Satan: It's not what I wanted! I wanted a Ferrari cake! Its MY super sweet 16! Its all about ME! 😂🤦

[@jefffoo6891]

Day two of telling him he's making everyone day better

[@adararelgnel2695]

Ugh

[@mrazbyte3150]

@@adararelgnel2695 sigh

[@MalkavianGhoul]

When I heard Durant I thought of the Pokemon as well LOL!

[@lisakaz35]

I kinda like the Range Rover cake. It's cute in a silly way.

[@slevinchannel7589]

9:16: Absolutely. Absolutely. Give us the name, OP.

[@opal8076]

I hope RSlash is okay

[@tiredman99]

That dumb truck from the movie cars. Me: you better watch your mouth! Don't you dare insult Mater!

[@RandomTrinidadian]

I think RSlash just dropped a hint to his wife on what he wants for his Bday 😁

[@bazookaward3859]

11:20 well.... that escalated rather quickly. lol

[@MsKeroseneLamp]

"Do you know anybody who's new to the party industry and who would be interested in partnering with us?" Translation: Welp since we can't sucker a Pro, let's try snaring a newbie who doesn't know their way around things yet.

[@thecelestialstarship]

Imagine walking into someone's room and you hear Rslash going "WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT MY LADY PARTSSS 😠😠😠" SKSJEHEHE

[@hayden7493]

1:45 you don’t know whose hands those photos will end up in

[@sharonfullbuster4960]

The moment I read Durant, I thought of a Pokemon.. and then you mention it later aswell, haha. I like that!

[@peepopopo7140]

Dude, I wouldnt even want a cake that's too pretty, I'd feel bad for eating it.

[@thetea4093]

I can’t even eat peeps because they’re so cute😔

[@Tonz_of_Fun]

There's is one thing I always default to when people complain about artists, designer, crafters, etc. PAY YOUR ARTIST! It's not hard. If you can't afford it; don't get it. Don't even message someone about 'discounts' and 'exposure'.

[@brookemooreless9311]

Oh no, his video for today is late. I didn’t get the notification and realized it was past 9:00am (the time his videos come out where I live). I NEED YOU RSLASH!

[@itzTeTe]

Same! My daily routine has been disrupted! 😭 I feel so off right now! And I’m hoping everything is ok.

[@brookemooreless9311]

@@itzTeTe me too, I can’t remember the last time he didn’t upload, if ever. Hopefully it’s just a technical issue and no personal emergencies! 🙏🏼

[@lovingdallon]

It‘s 15 o‘clock in my time zone. Today I literally just spend my time playing Zelda games while waiting for his videos. I‘m so bored😭😭

[@arduousPopsicle]

That last person should've replied, "if art is so easy, do it yourself"