r/ConfidentlyIncorrect - ah yes, "facts"

[@TheClick]

im live on twitch, come say uwu www.twitch.tv/cliccy

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

WUW

[@Hellhound_drawz_]

UwU

[@Teilchen2511]

You could let us at least finish the video first. UwU

[@nevaeh_miku9946]

owo

[@lourdthebluefoxie]

OwO UwU OwO UwU OwO its blinking

[@brvis3dr0s39]

The singing caught me off guard and made me so happy despite my name not being José

[@lowheadvarney158]

Click, you need to collab with Pewdiepie in a sing off of Hej, Monika

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

I just want to get to the confidentlycorrect content

[@solitor4692]

I'm one of the Josés, thanks Click

[@Datwaltuhdawg]

Change name to José. Proplem solved ;)))

[@pppriest3206]

Your name is now Jose and you have no saying in the matter

[@reecefish8476]

I love how Click knows a little bit about everything. I go from watching idiots say "jUsT pRiNt MoRe MoNeY" to a full blown lecture on macro-economics. Priceless education.

[@gsleazy1975]

Honestly I was surprised with the breakdown in "logic states more gross earned is better than matching gross spending" I love economics seeing how 💰 rules the world. But also how we get memes transitioned to "don't be cruel to yourself and others" and "do actual research" are highlights more than meme culture.

[@Tanuki_Destiny2107]

We could learn more from the click about the economy and even how taxes work than any high school ever. (If there is a high school you go to that explains it better, wow)

[@markfeemster4093]

My grandfather always told me that there was nothing worse than a person that knows a little bit about something.

[@_Reikiiro]

“A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.”

[@Faiththegray]

Exactly. Click fills in all the misinformation and gaps many Americans crappy public schools (generalizing personally) mis-taught us lol. And I've learned something personally and that is always a bonus in my book. You learn so much outside the education system, let alone our down time has little jewels like economics and math.

[@mist7677]

Ah yes, *_adorpion_* *_sounds like a damn cuddly pokemon_*

[@elmerthiendoesgames9061]

Bug/Fairy type?

[@Alinor24]

To me it sounds like a mixture between 'adorable' and 'scorpion'. So I imagine the pokemon to look like that.

[@kiebahow442]

@@elmerthiendoesgames9061 No, ghost and steel type.

[@xXMindSoulXx]

What was it supposed to say other that adorpion?

[@literallyonyxx]

Eevee evolution vibes

[@MrGreensweightHist]

"I was never allergic to bandaids before" Yeah, that's how allergies work. Exposure triggers am immune response reaction, and the more times you are exposed to something, the more likely you are to eventually get that first time reaction that pushes it over the edge into becoming allergic...in this case, probably to the latex so think twice before using the wrong brand of surgical gloves or prophylactics from now on

[@the_algorithm]

I developed an allergy to adhesives At the age of 45 suddenly a Band-Aid will take my skin off due to the formation of blisters where the adhesive touches. Too much adhesive and I need a steroid injection... or stop breathing... whichever comes first.

[@MrGreensweightHist]

@@the_algorithm Look into the types of adhesive used. band-Aids use a vinyl resin, so you might want to avoid other forms of vinyl as well, while seeing if you can find non-vinyl versions Personally, I have an allergy to something, I had a reaction only once, nearly 20 years ago, so whatever it is isn't common, but I never figured out what triggered it and occasionally wonder if it is ever going to happen again

[@the_algorithm]

@@MrGreensweightHist Thanks for the response, but it is "most" adhesives. A spray adhesive can/will kill me adhesive bandages... it depends.. even hyopallergenic paper tape used at the hospital will take my skin off. And I've had surgery several times so they now use wraps instead. My dermatologist and GP has not figured it out so I avoid nearly all forms just in case.

[@MrGreensweightHist]

@@the_algorithm I wasn't sure the ingredients used in other adhesives. I worked, briefly, as an EMT before going on to be a history teacher. I was used to seeing latex allergies cause what you were describing, though usually due to gloves. I hope your doctors get your sorted out at some point :(

[@spvillano]

@@the_algorithm it doesn't help that many of the adhesive bandage companies won't disclose their adhesive formulation. I react to some adhesives, but not others and that changes from time to time as the manufacturer changes adhesive formulations. The only adhesive I know absolutely always will cause a reaction is on nicotine patches, save for one expensive name brand, which I discovered when hospitalized. Good and bad, it'd have been nice to get more information on the sensitivity, but it's a lot nicer to not have severe irritation and sloughing for a month as well. Especially after damned near dying from thyrotoxicosis. One problem at a time, thank you.

[@raelogan]

A few years ago for Halloween, a kid showed up at my door with a really well done homemade Harley Quinn SS costume adapted quite tastefully for a pre-teen that she was proud to proclaim that she made it by herself with a little help from her parents, and I was impressed with the creativity of using a coffee can with PVC pipe to make the base for the hammer. She had chalk coloring in her hair to color her pigtails, and a shirt with the text scrawled with marker very cleanly. The shorts were a bit longer than the character in the film, but as this was a kid wearing the costume, it's totally understandable to opt for a more appropriate length. Overall, it was clearly a costume that took more than a few hours to put together, and she had a big grin on her face while she said that she made it herself because she didn't like the ones in the stores at the time, and they weren't in her size. I'm more of a classic Harley fan than the new one (although, I really liked the new animated series), but I still made sure to praise the kid for her really well done custom costume. Because I'm not a jerk.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

Oh. SS for Suicide Squad, right? I was really worried for a sec here.

[@raelogan]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740... I don't know anything else for Harley Quinn that would use SS as an abbreviation, so yes. 😅😅

[@suonatar1]

That sounds lovely.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

@@raelogan When I see SS, the first thing that comes to mind are the Waffen SS. So, you can see why this would be really concerning to have a kid dressed like that.

[@elfodelputoinfierno]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740... Why would Harley- I-

[@CaptainMurdock76]

“Zoo boat full of incest” has got to be the best way to put Noah’s Ark I’ve ever heard

[@silvathefox7239]

Just found this comment and idk how to feel either

[@toysruskid5074]

I still say it's the best story in the Bible. It's God saying even he can be wrong and should apologize and not act out of anger.

[@BluePhoenix_]

The Ark encounter is basically the "Genocide and Incest park"

[@fIeeIrepeaI]

@@BluePhoenix_ Ah yes, the GIP.

[@kissit012]

@@toysruskid5074 which he immediately does many times after, but no more floods so it doesn’t count?

[@Mii378]

Statistics can be so much fun. "We held a poll by sending out emails to random addresses. Almost 100% of the returned answers stated they didn't mind participating in polls. So we now claim: almost everybody loves polls."

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Here was a fun one: Despite all the time and samples given to figuring out blood types, in 1901 only A, B, and C (later renamed to O) were discovered. Many more types were discovered to include Dombrock, which was found about 64 years later. Which is a bit funny considering that rH negative was found in 1940, but it is the most rare of the known blood types. Kind of shows that statistics can be shit. Even when presented correctly.

[@billcipher8645]

Or when they held the "world's most handsome men" tier list in a group of.. 7 people! Amazing!

[@roowyrm9576]

One of my University text books was "How to Lie with Statistics"

[@lunalovegood5284]

Right-handed people commit around 90% of all base rate errors! Why isn't The Media (tm) talking about that, HUH? (Source: xkcd comics)

[@amanofmanyparts9120]

@@OmniscientWarrior My late maternal grandmother was O Rh negative, the universal donor. Oddly enough that meant that she could only *receive* O Rh negative. It also meant that, having a second child (my mother), could have resulted in the death of both of them due to antibodies generated from the 'mixed blood' from her husband. Fortunately that wasn't the case for her family as her first child died from whooping cough when my mother was a baby and obviously never knew her sister. That was in the 1910's when such things weren't known to medical science. I'm O Rh positive.

[@rachelcarpenter3965]

For a research project my classmates and I conducted for a psychology research methods class this last semester, we asked the participants' race/ethnicity. The number of people who checked "other" and filled in "white" when caucasian was an option was astonishing. But even better was the one individual who checked "other" and simply answered "NONE"...I can't. It was the best.

[@sonohito5]

That last person was actually three beagles in a trenchcoat and they all panicked.

[@SingingSealRiana]

To BE fair, the wird caucasian IS comparably rarely used, but IT IS still stupid😅

[@sandtrap175]

Bro, I think you discovered a terminator trying to blend in

[@Ironysandwich]

"And you ate it right up. Sheep." "Now excuse me while I go and eat this deworming paste made for sheep."

[@shinymainespoon]

I would say they tried, but honestly they didn't

[@leyrua]

Your name is perfect for your comment. 🤣

[@CircusFoxxo]

Also *shits violently*

[@Tanuki_Destiny2107]

@Angelic_Autumn Gacha Club, Gacha studio and more Demoman TF2 has entered the chat

[@Tanuki_Destiny2107]

“Scrumpy” *glug glug* Pause AAAAAAHHHHhhggg

[@Angel_Kittichik]

The Redditor that ate fruit stickers probably confused "food-grade/food-safe" with "edible". Edible means it's safely meant for human consumption. Food-grade means it's safe to eat *OR* safe to come into contact with food products. Food-safe means that a food-grade material is suitable for its intended use without creating a health hazard. I had to check this myself because I remember reading somewhere that fruit stickers are food-grade/safe.

[@marga..3929]

Oh, well that explains why my brother couldn't eat the sticker after I told him "this cool thing I've seen on Internet"

[@someonessidechannel1485]

...bet it was buzzfeed's fault

[@marga..3929]

@@someonessidechannel1485 xd actually it was the reddit post shown. In my defense I told him I didn't know if it was true but he wanted to try. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@carmalizedvegetation5096]

My brain skipped the safely part in the edible definition and my brain immediately went " _so poison is edible?_ "

[@shiny4984]

So you *_can_* eat the sticker on the fruit

[@squano9440]

As an adoptee, I do not approve of the first one’s message 🥰🥰 I wish people would stop using us as an example to control AFAB people’s bodies, adoption is HARD and not for everyone. It’s traumatic for everyone involved. Adoptees have higher rates of mental illness. The system is horridly flawed and there are thousands of kids stuck in the system right now, we shouldn’t be adding more. These people are not pro life, they’re simply pro forced birth

[@onesandzeros1338]

Not a pro-lifer here, would you rather have been aborted?

[@bottompercy]

I 100% agree

[@shlokaswain2118]

As someone with a single mom cause my "father" is shit and claimed i wasn't his child, It did hurt me when I got to know that once I got older and I did question why plan to give birth to a child when you are unfit and unwilling to raise one. also a reason why Im not prolife. Sorry if I didn't get my point across clearly, Eng isn't my first language😅

[@CantHandlePureCrack]

how was the adorption?

[@aggressivetrash6084]

@@CantHandlePureCrack Terrible my foster mom was stealing my government money behind my back

[@Idasbo]

it would be great if the people calling others "sheep" would not take livestock medication :P Love it!

[@donutquestionedtheelevated1070]

Karens: * are wrong * Also karens:"you should Google this, but I won't because I know I'm right"

[@bensoncheung2801]

444 likes.

[@donutquestionedtheelevated1070]

@@bensoncheung2801 that means it has been both 69 and 420: nice

[@bensoncheung2801]

@@donutquestionedtheelevated1070 Did you check my recent comments?

[@donutquestionedtheelevated1070]

@@bensoncheung2801 no, what's up with them?

[@bensoncheung2801]

@@donutquestionedtheelevated1070 I comment "69 likes, nice" for almost every 69±1 I see; I omit the "nice" sometimes when it's inappropriate.

[@animadorbahiano8911]

The fact that the click has the ability to grow a real mustache, have a super funny voice or become the most sexy dub AND STILL CAN SING makes me think god still exist

[@oscarpeters5309]

well click probably made a deal with the devil

[@zombiekittenxx8471]

He did find satan on r/foundsatan

[@WildLukas333]

@@zombiekittenxx8471 lol who woulda thunk it?

[@zombiekittenxx8471]

@@WildLukas333 what?

[@The_Rising_Dragon]

Don't you DARE, compare that heathen to The Click!

[@jamielarsen3749]

That single nurse who is administering all of the vaccines better get a long break and a hella good paycheck.

[@tra12048]

Right? They're really impressively conducting their job! Considering when I got my vaccine, I noticed that there were multiple nurses there giving them out. TIL that all of those nurses were actually the same person! They were just moving at such speeds in order to administer the vaccines, that it just looked like multiple people! That also explains why they all looked/sounded different as well, as I'm sure it would be difficult to maintain the same shape and voice for every single after-image. That nurse better be given the best life possible for all the work they're doing to make sure we're all safe.

[@JoshSweetvale]

It's a disturbing view into ol' Adolf's psyche when he considers 'The Gubbermint' one big monstrous blob-creature that eats tax money and causes atrocities. On its own. He doesn't even have the concept of 'government employee' on file in his head.

[@ConstantChaos1]

Naw, they don't have any time off so I'm letting them get a power nap while firing the machine gun full of vaccines at people on a conveyor belt I'm typing this with my toes

[@lilium9361]

@@tra12048 I'm picturing a Koro sensei like being zipping around the place at mach 10 administering all those vaccines lol

[@misschanandlerbong753]

my aunt is a nurse and she administers vaccines. I respect her, but her husband preaches at a church against gay marriage so I'm like "k but w h y"

[@Lin-rh6qs]

I hate telling this story because I know how easy it is to be misconstrued, but I had a severe allergic reaction to the COVID vaccine that I am still dealing with. My case is INCREDIBLY rare, I just have horrible luck (anyone who has played DnD with me knows this). Despite my reaction, I am glad I'm fully vaccinated and I would not go back and stop myself. Unlike COVID, my allergic reaction is not fatal or contagious. As one of very few that actually had a bad reaction to the COVID vaccine, stop using our stories to harm more people.

[@krankarvolund7771]

Your story is just something that have been always said about vaccines: no vaccine is totally risk-free. The reason we should still take vaccines, is that vaccines that have been approved on the market, have mild risks, or very rare risks, and are way less dangerous than the real disease. But yeah, putting a pathogen in your body, even if it had been deactivated, can't be totally risk-free, taht's just how the real world works, there's no miracle cure, just things that helps ^^' Also, I'm sure I can find dozens of stories like that about pretty much any medicine, should we ban aspirin because somepeople have been allergic to it? XD

[@dudono1744]

It's biology, crazy cases are just expected at this point.

[@kazekage3349]

As a university student in a STEM major in my case Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology with hopes of further pursing Molecular Genetics PhD program I appreciate when you go off on educational tangents. Honestly, I think you should start doing some education related videos or make another channel just for that I would totally subscribe and watch that as well as your regular cursed content.

[@PeachysMom]

I’m a physician, and agree completely. Click has such a good way of explaining things in a non-boring way. Also extremely easy on the eyes!

[@dead1882]

no

[@dead1882]

im too stupid to understand half the words in that sentence but i probably agree

[@tingzing5668]

oh yeah that'd be awesome! Like Hbomberguy style... informative and entertaining and wholesome and cursed

[@stargazer1998]

Clicking information! That could be the name! It makes education “click” with people

[@ThakYuki]

As an American who was taught the "standard" measuring system, I hate it. How many feet are in a mile? I have no idea. Metric makes way more sense.

[@tovekauppi1616]

Do you call it the standard measuring system? Isn’t it the imperial system? Just one of the lovely gifts England left the US with. Also, how many feet in a mile is one of the few imperial units I know: 5280 from the phrase ‘five tomatoes’ which sounds like ‘five two (m)eight oh’. But yes, the metric system is a lot more practical and easy.

[@BluePhoenix_]

Funfact, imperial is defined in metric.

[@neliaferreira9983]

@@tovekauppi1616 She didn't call it standard. She called it "standard".

[@CompagnonDeMisere25]

My favorite thing about metric system is the fact that 1 liter of water weights 1 kg. Makes life easier when you can measure a volume of liquid by simply weighting it.

[@redgoldcrown3990]

I think it's 5280, but only because I once had to do a programming assignment that took a number of units and converted it into another unit... in imperial. there was an organizational web showing some conversion rates, thankfully, so all I had to do was calculate the ultimate conversions between one unit and another and hard-code it in, but Jesus was it tedious.

[@yphre]

"show me a natural pig in the wild" seriously never heard about boars? some people have an amazing amount of opinions, considering how little they know about the world

[@NagaDarmag]

Oh well, hakuna matata.

[@Alinor24]

In German it's also obvious from the name. Pig = Schwein, boar = Wildschwein

[@zarinapena5846]

In spanish is harder to remember the "boar" word, but then, we remember that the javelin recives its name from the weapon used for hunting boars (in spanish jabalí -boar- it's similar to javelin -jabalina-). Also, every once in a while somewhere in the deeper areas of Spain (where I live) has a case of boars approaching the people's houses or even attacking people (a week ago Shakira got attacked and got her purse ruined in Barcelona by two boars in a park while she was walking with her son).

[@steakinbacon8593]

Also cows were once no different than American bison. The only big difference is that one is still wild and the other has been domesticated since we were all living in primitive wooden huts.

[@jackbalmont]

Not only do they forget about wild boars but the mix of animals they picked for a pig to be made from like what the heck

[@Persholm1]

4:00 I love how it ends in "I'm just looking for confirmation bias!". At least they're being honest about that part.

[@snatan7594]

I gotta say, I love how Click often takes time to explain concepts in these videos that might genuinely be confusing to people instead of exclusively laughing at the OPs for being morons. It's really sweet and I've actually gotten clarification on things that I didn't fully understand from these videos. Keep up the good work, man. I love being a part of this strange community you have ❤

[@keepdancingmaria]

I agree, wholeheartedly. Click is good people, and a good teacher.

[@khriss556]

The "pome" vs "po-em" one was made SO much better when the haiku-bot picked up on the unintentional haiku at 2:52! 😂

[@rylanlittle7277]

Im not trying to be that guy, I swear. im just saying. please dont come after me, this is just smth I saw. it wasnt actually a haiku, it went 4-9-6

[@Braums_]

My ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARTS teacher pronounces “poem” as “poim”

[@xXMindSoulXx]

@@rylanlittle7277 nean-der-thal, and po-me are the ones I got confused on, but those are how the haiku bot sees it, even though in more common speech, it is 4-9-6, but yeah, I understand the confusion.

[@aj_style1745]

If only the bot had put "say" in the first line instead of the second, then it would have been perfect.

[@fIeeIrepeaI]

🎵"pome" is how say🎵 🎵it you neanderthal who🎵 🎵the f⬛k says po-em🎵

[@sinnerfox13]

The Click : * sings like an angel * That was all for you José Me: *convolutions of confusion* José was taken by a siran they left us with their last words UwU.

[@xen0bia]

I mean, the US thinking the metric system is too "complex" does certainly explain quite a few things...

[@jonmendelson1104]

To me the issue is converting between imperial and metric. That doesn't mean the metric system is more complex, it means it's more complex for someone who is used to the imperial system to comprehend what the numbers mean. If you tell me it's 70 degrees Fahrenheit outside, I'll know it's a comfortable temperature. If you tell me to convert that to Celsius, I know there's a 5/9 or 9/5 and a 32 involved so I'll think about the boiling point of water (212F and 100C) and realize that to convert between them I subtract the 32 from the Fahrenheit temperature and then multiply by 5/9. Then I'll plug 70 in and get 38*5/9 = 21.11111 (I know that any number divided by 9 is a decimal followed by that number repeating...unless the number's 9). On the other hand, if you start telling me it's 21.1C I'll have to think about it for a minute to know that's a comfortable temperature. That being said, it's not that Celsius is more complicated than Fahrenheit, it's that I've heard numbers in Fahrenheit my whole life so I know what they match up to. The only unit I have a complaint about in metric is weight. Why is weight measured in kilograms instead of Newtons?

[@dannypipewrench533]

@@jonmendelson1104 Who knows what's going on with Newtons? But I think we would agree that the "better and worse" arguments are based on preferences. Both systems are equally accurate, why should anybody care which is used as long as conversions between the two are done correctly?

[@dannypipewrench533]

@@dziooooo It is easy enough to remember if these units are used frequently. But, most of us just buy containers without much thought about the dimensions. And, by the way, English/US Customary capacity is based on powers of 2. That is just as easy to remember as 10. The idea that metric is superior because of the fact it uses 10 is ridiculous. Sure, it is better for those who like the number 10. And, granted, many of us do like the number 10. But that is just a preference. It is not objectively better. Sure, anyone may prefer to use it or personally think it is easier, but that is likely because he was raised with the metric system. And, yes, doing math on a base 10 system with base 10 units is definitely nice, but again, it is not impossible to do math with units other than 10. If metric and its 10s are so great, then why does basically all of the world still use 60 second minutes and 60 minute hours?

[@dannypipewrench533]

​@@dziooooo I compete in VEX Robotics, the schedules are down to the exact second of start at some of the higher level events. Whether the match starts on time is not guaranteed. VEX tends to run half an hour slow. BUT, they do schedule very precisely. While the match is probably occurring later than planned, they all still occur in precise intervals, usually. That is when I have seen the significance of the exact minute; I need to know when to bring my robot to the gymnasium. Side note: I always give exact time, because I like precision. Just because we use base 10 math does not mean that we all prefer 10. While it is certainly easy to move a decimal, I would say dividing by 2 is just as easy, for those of us with a calculator, which is ALMOST ALL OF US, thanks to smart phones, and of course those persons like me carrying a TI-84 Plus with him where ever he goes. I never said that metric was not convenient, I just said it was not objectively better. While we do use a base 10 system for almost everything, that does not make it "right." And yes, it is nice, but that is only because we all have been taught this base 10 system from very young ages. And this brings me to the next point. Those who prefer metric and those who prefer US Customary likely only prefer either system because that is what each is used to. Whatever is more familiar tends to be the preference among humans. And why art thou even concerned how everyone measures? Just measure how thou wouldst like to, and then convert the answer to be convenient for the context. I am presently studying physics, and, no joke, I actually do the math in US units, and then convert the answer back to metric because that is what the question asked for the answer in. I understand US units better, and that gives me a better understanding of the concepts I am working with. Sure, gravitation acceleration might be 9.8 m/s^2, but I have a difficult time thinking about large amounts in metric units. 32.15 f/s^2, on the other hand, really shows me how much an item's speed is going to change. I understand feet very well, and if I can not only think about but also understand the size of everything, that improves my understanding of the concept as a whole. Of course, there are plenty who prefer the metric system, and those persons should measure with that because they each understand it better. But not Americans, for the most part. Everyone should measure how he would like, and then convert that for the convenience of others. Everyone understands that way.

[@mari-with-a-gun]

@@jonmendelson1104 aren’t newtons defined with kilograms? (F=ma) (N=kg • m/(s^2)) I think grams measure mass, not weight, but I could be wrong

[@PawfulOfWaffles]

This is what school should be- correcting strangers on the internet and learning the correct answer from it- I would like Mr. Click as my teacher.

[@batata1976]

IMAGINE A CLASS WHERE YOU LOOK AT STUPID PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND YOUR TEACHER ROASTS AND CORRECTS THEM THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

[@shelleygennetta385]

Click for teacher

[@catboy_official]

@@shelleygennetta385 Click for teacher 2022

[@moonwolf6540]

Yes

[@jonsku6662]

"Sorry boss, I can't come to work, this menstrual cycle is killing me" "Can't you just turn it off? Smh"

[@darkfoxxbunyip]

"Why are women paid less than men? It unfair!"

[@suonatar1]

Imagine how convenient it would be. "Have a big date tonight" - off

[@suonatar1]

@@darkfoxxbunyip Is that the reason? Thank you for clarifying, that on top of losing a day off, I have to give up some of my hourly wage.

[@jonsku6662]

@@suonatar1 Either that, the hassle of giving day offs if they become a mother or just the wage gap being misrepresented Oh, and maybe that whole excuse they have for bringing all that breasts and ass to work, instead of leaving those at home because "I can't detach them, they're as part of my body as every other body part as my limbs and organs, dick" (Like damn, they got that one too?)

[@exist4046]

@@darkfoxxbunyip the whole women paid less than men thing is actually moreso to do with women being pressured into going into fields that aren't very high paying, such as teaching. While in specific fields women tend to be paid the same as the men in those fields, lots of women are sorta told that they shouldn't go into the fields that are predominantly run by men (think the science and IT fields). It's honestly more of an issue with societal norms rather than policies of companies causing this. By the way, I'm not even gonna get into the issues that arise with women not being paid maternity leave if they choose to get pregnant, or anything that is specific to anyone with, y'know, a uterus and gets periods and such.

[@roowyrm9576]

Click needs to branch out into online teaching, especially using his sense of the bizarre. I guarantee a good number of people would love to follow his maths syllabus 😁 No, I'm not taking the piss, I'm talking as a former teacher, who really enjoys the way he explains maths!

[@suonatar1]

I feel the same.

[@comp-lete3064]

I would love to attend clicky academy

[@kristinewalberg2938]

I totally agree! My students would love the combination of clear explanations and snark.

[@awesome_by_default]

@@kristinewalberg2938 Now I'm just imagining Click in a classroom teaching while dipping into his many alter egos. Just imagine: "Now class, I will be teaching the order of OWOperations." or "The Earth is a sphere due to gravitational force." Karen Click: "nO tHE eARtH iS fLaT bECaUsE THe bIbLe sAYs sO." As well as the occasional OT cameo.

[@gamesandglory1648]

he did make mistakes on the bodybuilder/weight/mask one. He didnt' realizer the bodybuilder had a weight making it 11 instead of 5 and that it is multiplied by the mask of 3 instead of added. It is 12+11x3=45

[@UnreliableistYT]

I love the absolute horror at 13:22 once they learned that the fruit stickers are not edible. (Due to the adhesive, ink, and common sense).

[@Vladimir_Fedorov27]

the only thing I will remember from today is "the zoo-boat full of incest". with one phrase you've erazed like 8 hours of lectures on international law and economics, a movie which I already don't remember and will have to look it up in my browsing history and probably an important conversation with my boss... all - gone. zoo-incest-boat stays. Thanks!

[@davidspring4003]

"You" is a pronoun, it's just second person and naturally gender neutral, unlike 2/3 of third person pronouns.

[@S-ACV]

I think there are like 4 third person pronouns, but yeah I understand

[@davidspring4003]

@S-ACV he/him, she/her, they/them. What am I missing?

[@S-ACV]

@@davidspring4003 maybe it?

[@davidspring4003]

@@S-ACV oh, yeah, it *would* be third person! Though I'm not sure it counts here as you rarely, if ever, use it to refer to humans. Still, good catch there!

[@boyvol6428]

"How to save money during lockdown: don't do anything and eat noodles". Did you just describe my whole lifestyle?

[@jamesp3992]

You have just insulted my entire culture But yes

[@boyvol6428]

@@jamesp3992 wait, how so?

[@ABIGD0G]

I felt more insulted by the spelling of quarantine

[@keirfarnum6811]

What’s “carantine?”

[@boyvol6428]

@@keirfarnum6811 fixed.

[@FNLNFNLN]

"No evidence of Atlantic slave trade" "Where's the ships". The US Navy has a ship still in commission that was built during the period of the Atlantic slave trade. You can literally go to Boston and see the USS Constitution, a ship from the slave trade era.

[@veronikamajerova4564]

No evidence? Yeah, they were no contracts or other official documents regarding slaves that survived until today, not to mention physical evidence. Yep, not even one.

[@xaga8794]

Ah.. The fallout one

[@President_Starscream]

Fun fact: the wild version of cows (aurochs) is extinct, but some people are trying to selectively breed domesticated cattle back into aurochs.

[@DarcOne13]

Well, that's not how evolution works, but it's cool that they're trying.

[@krepszlorinc797]

@@DarcOne13 they're trying to create a variant of cows that looks and behaves like the aurochs It's just like with the mammoths

[@atomicreactor6033]

Did Shockwave approve of this experiment?

[@DarcOne13]

@@krepszlorinc797 Yeah, again, it's cool that they're trying. It won't be the exact cow, because of how evolution works, but they might get close.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

@@DarcOne13 Actually, that is part of how evolution works. Evolution is only a matter of what was the thing that survived and propagated. However, this is more of a result of eugenics, which can be used to control the evolutionary results... like we did with cows. We even went so far as to breed some cattle to taste great and some to produce more and better milk, haven't yet to cross the two breeds.

[@skyw3419]

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. *It's also their biggest import*

[@charabie423]

*confused confusion*

[@aquirkedupwhiteboy]

Haha...funny :3

[@bearo8]

Made in China souvenirs?

[@AdrieJ06]

Wait what, their boomerangs are not from australia

[@Tazzman1228]

Sadly your wrong. Their biggest export is iron ore. Boomerangs aren’t even in the top 10.

[@TheInvisibileOne]

"the government would print more money" German Weimar Republic has entered the chat.

[@lomax343]

Not to mention the fact that the vast majority of money isn't printed at all. When I was studying economics, mumble years ago, it was calculated that the total amount of notes and coins in circulation covered around 3% of the money in the economy. In these days of plastic, I suspect that the figure is now below 1%.

[@michaeltauscher01]

BLITZKRIEG TIME

[@JoeMartinez18]

@@lomax343 how is that even possible.

[@lomax343]

@@JoeMartinez18 Because notes and coins are *not* money. They represent money, and are referred to as money is casual conversation, but in actual fact they are "tokens of exchange." They are worth their face value *if and only if* the person you offer them to believes in them. There have been times of massive inflation that they become quite literally worthless. So what *is* money? Broadly speaking it is spending-power. Your bank balance is money. It's sobering to note that if everyone in a given country asked to withdraw 10% of their balance in cash at nine o'clock one morning, the banking system would collapse by lunchtime and the economy would tank by dinner-time. Fortunately, the vast majority of bank transfers simply involve moving so many pounds/dollars/euros/yen from one account to another, so they stay within the banking system. And, of course, nothing actually moves - one keyboard entry and it's done. Credit cards also function as money. I know people who haven't carried notes or coins for years - everything is done by swiping some plastic. Some adjustments are done on a couple of data-bases and that's it. But if you want to understand how money is created, consider the following: An individual we shall rather boringly call A has £100 in cash. He pays this into a bank. Later that day, another individual we shall, with distressing lack of imagination, call B goes to the same bank and asks to borrow £100. A few forms are filled in, and B leaves with the £100 paid in by A. B then buys something from D (no, I don't know what happened to C, either). B gives D £100. D then pays that £100 into the bank (for simplicity, we'll assume it's the same bank). So: A and D *both* have £100 in the bank, and *both* can write cheques against their balance, but there is still only one lot of actual cash in the bank's vaults. £100 "extra" has just been created. This happens thousands of times a day, and has been happening, quite literally, for centuries. Money is created every time business is done - and the economy grows as a result. Now, one good way to screw an economy is to introduce too much money into the system. Germany tried this between the Wars by literally printing vast amounts of money and pretty much giving it away. There was then more money in circulation than the economy warranted, resulting in hyper-inflation and disaster. This can be done without physical cash, as well. It is possible, at the click of a mouse, to add a million pounds/dollars/whatever to the bank balance of every citizen in a country. This would not make a single person better off. Instead, inflation would make sure that most people would be worse off. Another example of "money" causing a crisis was the Wall St Crash of 1929. Rather than too much physical money or too much credit, the problem was unrealistic stock prices. Lots of people thought they were rich, and lived and spent accordingly. Then someone noticed that "The Emperor has no clothes" and most people stopped being rich. They tried to draw their money out of the banks, the banks couldn't cope, and crashed. The "money" vanished. The economy followed. That was Money & the Economy 101. Remember that the world economy is permanently twenty-four hours and a few bad decisions away from disaster.

[@renseal475]

Let's take a moment to appreciate all of the free education we are getting from this man right 'ere where he debunks a lot of nonsense. Even me, being a fellow swede, I am not gonna lie, I am quite dum dum. I appreciate you Clicky-Boi expanding my brain brain with things I don't know about.

[@wolframstahl1263]

"Just print money" guy is my favorite this episode. You must be pretty confident if you think almost every single country on earth has massive national debt and none of them have ever thought about just printing enough money to pay off their debt. Economics is so easy!

[@nikk-named]

Like, Germany (that's the example I'm familiar with) already tried that during the Weimar Republic (after WW1), and let me tell you that did nooot end well...

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

@@nikk-named oh hoho the 1946 Hungary money makes the german marks look like valorisation

[@wernerrietveld]

One thing though, the original author was speaking about a libertarian country, which would have very, very low government spending by definition. If government spending as a percentage of gdp would be lower than the economic growth if this country, the inflation van stay low. Germany offcourse was in a very, very different situation, where only the intrest on debt, and the payments for damage after WW1 where a big chunck of their gdp, before a cent was even spent on a school, road, hospital or police station.

[@Dajopa-is-here]

Zimbabwe would like to talk to that person

[@davidribeiro1064]

Venezuela currently, altough it reached the point that they can't really print bills anymore.

[@shortlived4303]

Someone out there, probably: "If one y'all says some silly-ass name, this entire room is gonna FEEL. MY. WRATH... Now... is J-Osee present...?" The Click: "...Do you mean Jose?" "GODDAMNIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

[@Poptart_108]

so glad i’m not the only person who thought this ;-;

[@titliroy4713]

The Click's videos are dangerously close to becoming educational. He solved THREE math problems and explained Economics.

[@violasses]

and also Statistics

[@Seydrey]

and statistics

[@violasses]

@@Seydrey you just restated my comment?

[@vicinity1337]

@@cewla3348 the lifter had a mask and weight

[@BeingChaoticfun1]

Never get in an argument with an idiot, cut it short with “you’re right” 8:24 50+10x0+7+2 so multiplication goes first, so =10x0=0, 50+0=50,50+7=57, 57+2=59.

[@krisc.1447]

I love how people are just throwing a "first amendment violation" fit anytime literally any privilege is taken away or some sort of restriction is placed on anyone that isn't the people they hate

[@TheDanielMoose]

When I was in high school, we had to do a review of a Christian poem,and they answered John 3:16 Then I asked him what that meant,and he had no idea Most people just have lukewarm IQ

[@tomduckworth6430]

Not to give them credit but they do at least know guns are the second amendment.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I love how the only people who use the "first amendment" excuse have no idea what the first amendment is

[@kurapikakurta1997]

Metric: ayo we got the fancy measurements Whatever Americans use: we measure people with our feet

[@GOFFBITZH666]

*S N I F F*

[@elementalkat49]

it’s called imperial!

[@Snailsnsialsnial._1]

Like America is like that kid that always tries to be different about everything

[@NineNotNumber]

Even british empire aka UK, the one who invented imperial system didn't use it anymore lol

[@kurapikakurta1997]

@@Snailsnsialsnial._1 lmao yeah when I was a kid I literally thought I was the tallest person because I was more than six non-measurement feet

[@Rattysauce]

I'm watching with my rat and during the song, he started boggling hard. Boggling is happy grinding of teeth and eyes popping out of their skull. It's a little disconcerting if you don't know what it is, but it's perfectly normal. He hates pretty much everyone so him reacting like that to the Click is uncommon and it's great. The Click puts him to sleep, so cute. Maybe I should make a Bwonsamdi sleepy playlist. It will help while he is being babysat.

[@calebhelbling224]

RAT :)

[@ponivi]

boggling

[@requiemlul3140]

Yes-yes! Make machine do the ritual sounds-chants , yes-yes! Rat-creature will cast the great spell-magic!

[@aliceramdom.s]

nice

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Sweet rat, bro.

[@Monarch_Souls]

The girl who said she knew the difference might actually be a mega-genius. That way she'll know who read her bio and who didn't, beacuse they'll obviously point it out instantly.

[@thyrahoward6865]

I love being an American watching a Swedish man read "American Fxck Yeah" jokes. It makes my day.

[@raccpootonsuijuris6949]

You may ride in my Volvo any day. Of course you will have to fight two raccoon & my hound for seating. It's a 245 so plenty of room.

[@thyrahoward6865]

@@raccpootonsuijuris6949 lol

[@edgarsketches]

"The metric system is for scientists because it is rather complex" **laughs in european**

[@tovekauppi1616]

Most of the world uses the metric system, not just Europe.

[@edgarsketches]

@@tovekauppi1616 well I am not from most of the world, I don't know. I was too lazy to google stuff for a small joke 🤣😂

[@tovekauppi1616]

@@edgarsketches the only countries that use imperial are the US, Liberia, Mayanmar and to some extent UK and some former colonies.

[@Giveme1goodreason]

@@tovekauppi1616 you don’t think of liberia and Maymar as countries having their sh!t together.

[@Resavian]

@@Giveme1goodreason LOL I call Archer fan :P

[@sapphire_mushroom6326]

At 21:21 I lost my shit. I, a South African female that was born here and goes to an Afrikaans school but speaks English at home, just stood up, paused the video, threw my earphones down and walked out of my room loudly announcing that I was done and leaving earth, either by death or a space rocket.

[@moonwolf6540]

People are morons

[@commandercorl1544]

Afrikaans is literally in the same language family as English!

[@ye_olde_pip]

Do a barrel roll while you're at it!

[@dmgroberts5471]

It's amazing how many people don't know this. Or that South Africa is the name of an actual country. I learnt these facts via casually viewing films like District 9, Blood Diamond, and Long Walk to Freedom, and thinking: "huh, I wonder what language that is, I'll have to Google it." Minimum effort.

[@queenlilaerys13]

As a South African, the Afrikaans one cracked me up. My first language is English, but I also fluently speak Afrikaans and Xhosa. Many people find it strange that there are white Africans, let alone ones who speak African languages, but in the case of Afrikaans, it derives from Dutch amongst other languages, and people think that too doesn't exist, like white Africans. On another note, Click, please could you describe the parentheses and things in the math problems if you have time? It would be fun to participate as a blind fan of your content. Thanks for being a safe space, and sending virtual fluffy baby ducks.

[@Cygnus888]

Hold a tennis ball close to your eye: "Look! Earth is smaller than a tennis ball!"

[@Piti_Pingu]

I had a friend in high school who told me once "why do girls not just hold their periods in so they can participate in PE class? It's because they are just lazy and don't want to go swimming!" The scary thing is that the guy went on to study medicine... 😅

[@inkunzipaw6905]

Hey at least he must have learned at some point

[@onijester56]

@@inkunzipaw6905 I don't know if my wince-react is from your naivety on how far ignorant people can g in such fields...or from the line of straight 99-proof I just sipped.

[@Piti_Pingu]

@@inkunzipaw6905 I sincerely hope so XD

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

Alkost like high school students can end up learning and getting educated and not directly become doctors?? Maybe that's the reason they go to school?

[@anthrocultur5116]

Here's hoping he didn't become a gynecologist.

[@maaxorus]

If you look closely at the lower-most equation at 12:47, you can see that the buff dude is wearing a mask and carrying a dumbell, which actually makes his value 14. So, you have an equation of 12 + 14 x 3, giving you a result of 54. I've seen one of these before and it absolutely stumped me the first time.

[@lucariomastergamer7341]

The only thing is we don’t know if multiple things being there is addition or multiplication so if it was multiplication the answer would be 306 if not the answer is definitely 54

[@sleepysera]

@@lucariomastergamer7341 I was gonna argue that ofc it's addition, you add a mask to a person so the person becomes heavier, how would you even multiply something with a mask or dumbell, but then I realized that the final equation literally does that, so logic went out the window a long time ago 😅 I guess it's just meant as random stand-ins, not weight :(

[@maaxorus]

@@lucariomastergamer7341 I feel like multiplication is a lot less intuitive to do in that situation than addition.

[@derekhasabrain]

It's easy to miss! Our poor boy Cliccy missed it but I forgive him because he's doing the lord's work and making fun of people who are confidently incorrect and refuse to accept when they're wrong :)

[@maaxorus]

@@derekhasabrain Oh definitely. Like I said, the first time I saw one of those, it took me a while to figure it out. Still, given the theme of the vid, it is just a teensy bit ironic.

[@Ekklo]

I am a high school math teacher. I approve of all processes he demonstrates. Leave him alone.

[@ConstantChaos1]

.... he mistook a ×mask for a +mask

[@Renegade-re4vs]

A statue of Christopher Columbus was taken down and a political nut says "History is going to repeat itself"? Apparently he didn't do his homework cuz first off, the reason it was taken down is because Christopher Columbus was proven not to have actually discovered America after all, and so he was wrongly attributed the deed. Second, even if he was the one who discovered it, how would history repeat itself? Will we re-discover America? I'd like to see that 😂

[@ponivi]

boggling Edit: Damn I do be clicking on the wrong comment

[@keirfarnum6811]

You’re being logical. Stop that! 😆

[@keirfarnum6811]

@@ponivi That’s a comment by Rat Traveler above (I wonder where he or she got that name?).

[@Maerahn]

Also... Christopher Columbus was European, not American, so it's not even an American 'hero' that's being 'erased.' (The most commonly agreed theory is that he was born in Genoa, in Italy, but other historians have cited France and Spain as potential birthplaces for him.) And I would say that, at least since The Trump took office, the rest of the world is indeed 're-discovering America.' Just not in good way...!

[@redgoldcrown3990]

just our luck, Christopher Columbus will be reborn and 'discover' some other group of poor schmucks to uproot.

[@thelazygamer2195]

Click's singing voice is somehow more buttery smooth than his normal voice.

[@Nerobyrne]

not-so-fun fact: Slave ships often had fortifications around the officer's quarters, due to all the slave revolts that used to happen on those ships.

[@Techy404]

interesting...

[@i_fried_a_sign]

Huh...

[@bensoncheung2801]

68th like.

[@killeranimatronic5448]

Well well Mr Johnson we met again now wheres the dark souls III

[@Nerobyrne]

@@killeranimatronic5448 cancelled because the series is bad 😎

[@egyptianwerewolf1466]

12:47 15 : 3 = 5 9 : 3 = 3 18 : 3 = 6 First we got two weights, one being 6, so two being 12. Now let’s also take an extra good look at the buff man on the bottom. He him self is 5, he’s holding a weight (6), and wearing a face mask (3), so he is in total 14. Then we got one face mask which is 3. (If I’m thinking correctly about this) The equation should look like this: 12 + 14 x 3 We first take 14 x 3 which = 42 (so now the equation should look like this: 12 + 42) 12 + 42 = 54 (I really hope I’ve done the math correctly)

[@raul-aurelianserban8295]

The weights in the final thing are smaller It's 44 Sorry

[@raul-aurelianserban8295]

Wait no I'm confuse Whatever I'm pretty sure it's 44

[@natalyn139]

came here to say this!

[@Judith-ce1qr]

​@@raul-aurelianserban8295how do you get 44

[@johnsilly]

@@Judith-ce1qr the dumbells on the bottom row only have 4 weights. the dumbells on the 3rd row have 6 weights so we can assume 1 weight is worth 1. so the 2 dumbells are actually worth 8, the one the man is holding is worth 4 which makes the man worth 12 and the mask is worth 3. 8 + 12 x 3 = 44.

[@lomax343]

17:00 Father Ted - "These cows are small, those cows are far away." Father Dougal - "Sorry, Ted, I'm not getting it."

[@Triggerfinger98]

I was going to post the same thing, classic line

[@b.m.w.523]

Thanks for singing, Click! You have such a beautiful voice.

[@Lilith-Rose]

You should check his music channel

[@mortaxxe7283]

I bet josé feels uncomfortable right now tho

[@mintgaycheesecake]

I'm just casually watching this video, hearing you sing Click and then all of sudden you say "That was for you, Jose." I got so flustered as soon as I heard that. Thank you for that, and yes, my name is Jose. Keep doing what you're doing Click!

[@mylovergrrrrrl]

Okay, so im not sure if im taking this too deep or what, but the equation at 13:15 is actually 54. So where’s what we know: 1 work out guy = 5, 1 mask = 3, and 1 weight = 6. But when you come down to the equation with no answer at the bottom, we see that there are 2 weights, so they’re worth 12. No big deal. But the work out guy is holding a weight, and wearing a mask, so he’s no longer worth 5. He’s actually worth 14, as he’s a combination of all three numbers, and 5 + 6 + 3 = 14. So the equation at the bottom is actually 12 + 14 x 3. Now, we do the math. 14 x 3 = 42 42 + 12 = 54 Thank you for coming to my TED talk. PS: I know I’m like half a year late, but I had to do it.

[@xavierwagner3238]

When click sings for Jose but not for you.😔

[@leporid257]

i was the 70th like because you're lonely x3

[@xavierwagner3238]

@@leporid257 thank you.

[@acedelait7656]

Sad TwT

[@etourdie]

"This is a first amendment violation!" The first amendment: free speech, freedom of religion, freedom to assemble Notice how freedom of international travel isn't included, and even if it was that was France (as you said in the video)

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

Yeah even if america included freedom of travel in there they cant force other countries to let us in.

[@bretsheeley4034]

It takes skill to be an idiot twice in just a single six-word sentence.

[@brandondavis7777]

@@saltydinonuggies1841 actually it is in there, the freedom to move unimpeded is a constitutionally protected right. It's why you can't block streets, or force someone to change direction.

[@blackpepper8062]

I can’t get over how good that animation is every time the video starts

[@haribo836]

The last one on the sample size with a poll reminds me of a co worker. An article appeared saying there were X% vegetarian people in the country (don't know the number anymore). She claimed that number couldn't be true because she wasn't asked and hence should be higher. I told her that there was no need to ask her, because she would tell everybody withing a minute anyway.

[@dannypipewrench533]

Pretty funny. Dang vegetarians.

[@Parker8752]

Ah, the joys of different pronunciations in different locations. In the north of England, I was taught "po-im" as the pronunciation of poem.

[@isadoravasques9302]

I say po-im

[@lucikka3674]

@@isadoravasques9302, I’d only lived in England for like a year but same here

[@Mewse1203]

The one big thing Americans learned during the pandemic: most people don't understand HIPAA

[@John_Weiss]

Or science. Or court precedence. (Typhoid Mary, anyone?) Or what's in the US Constitution.

[@anthrocultur5116]

@@John_Weiss I mean, we already knew we were surrounded by willfully ignorant dumbasses. I think what took most of us by surprise was how much stupider they could get if they worked diligently at it.

[@gsleazy1975]

Surely sad Hippocrates oath is misconstrued

[@looseycanon]

"The government would simply print money..." Me: Laughs in 1922/3 German hyperinflation.

[@KiaraKitsune]

Oh yeah,,,,"How much for the loaf of bread?" "Oh, it's only 2 Million"

[@dannypipewrench533]

Me: Laughs in Zimbabwe 100 Trillion Dollar Bill.

[@thescooshinator]

@@dannypipewrench533 Me: laughs in Hungary in July 1946 (460 octillion pengo per 1USD)

[@dannypipewrench533]

@@thescooshinator Dang it, that is the worst case of inflation to date. I will have to improvise: Me: Laughs in Confederate money not being backed up because the gold to back it was going to be gained by winning the war, and until then the only thing backing it up was an IOU from the government.

[@Guywithabadenglish]

Me: Laughs in brazil's current state Tip: if you're playing a game with a person from Rio de janeiro and listen to gunshots, don't worry, its not from the the game.

[@pyroteamfrankenjunior]

11:33 in Germany we say "Punkt-vor Strichrechnung" (point before line calculation)

[@raelogan]

"We can't find evidence of these ships, but we can find dinosaurs?" Consider the fact that the ships were likely made of wood, and WHAT happens to wood when it's exposed to seawater over decades upon decades upon decades? They decayed.

[@frankwales]

Fortunately, we don't need to find the ships to find plenty of other well-preserved records about what went on. Now, if we could find accounting ledgers from the Jurassic period...

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

I'm pretty sure they have found ships though. In my American history course we learned about the recent discovery of the last slave ship.

[@darkfoxxbunyip]

That depends hugely on the circumstances. They found ships from ancient times (like, when the pyramids were still under construction) perfectly (more or less) preserved. So no, not in all cases does wood decay.

[@exist4046]

Wood tends to either petrify (I believe this is caused by the mixing of other minerals into the wood itself and pressure?) Or decay, so it's sorta moreso controlled by the environment around where the ship sank to

[@chatboulon743]

It's also possible the ships were repurposed, like taken apart and used for other things.

[@exist4046]

To be fair that poem one is entirely reasonable as an argument, however the one who pronounces it "pome" shouldn't have been so aggressive about it. The USA alone has so many pronunciations of various words that differ between regions, not to mention how differently foreign people may pronounce these words in English. Like with crayon, some say "cray-on", others say "crown". Personally I don't say po-em or pome, I say "po-um". It's still two syllables, however po-um can easily turn into "pome" if you've heard it said quickly all your life. It's sorta one of those weird situations where both have validity despite there being some sorta "correct" way

[@romeor1229]

I say cran like the berry 😭😭

[@spicysalad3013]

I say it like poim or poym Idk why it's how my mom says it but I've never heard anyone else say it

[@geo_tm]

due to being born Romanian I am able to only say it as poem sad stuff, but it's clearly with 2 syllables

[@rainbow206]

13:12 the answer is 44, the body builder is wearing a mask and holding a dumbbell, but said dumbbell only has 4 weights on it, unlike the 6 per dumbbell shown above, and the 2 dumbbells next to the body builder also only have 4 weights on them, so therefore, 4+3+5=12 (weight of body builder), 4+4=8 (total weight of dumbbells), and 3, weight of mask, so the equation is 12x3+8, 44, ive seen this type of question before, they always try to trip you up with small differences

[@skylar5257]

I knew I wasn’t insane that stuff threw me off

[@sandrosliske]

Damn, I thought the answer was 54. I didn't notice that the weights were missing parts. Then again there is no easy way of working out the exact value of those missing discs.

[@NeoZhinzo]

@@sandrosliske if it makes you feel better, nowhere does it say that the vallues mean weight.

[@JennaJennaJen]

@@sandrosliske I was in the same boat as you.

[@sikliztailbunch]

Damn. You are right :-D Did mind the weight disks as well

[@guillermosahuquillo4499]

Omg …. “Dad, which is closer, the Moon or New York?”… “my dear son, do you see New York from here?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@williamcameron8325]

13:00 I love how he casually missed that it was a * 3 not a + 3

[@Dovahkiin914]

Also, the guy had a mask on and was holding a dumbbell, so I would assume that would be all 3 values added together

[@dearnia2728]

@@Dovahkiin914 so the answer would be 54

[@dearnia2728]

Nevermind. If you look at the bottom row of dumbbells, they only have four weights, two on each side, where as the line above has six, so I would assume each weight is equal to one, meaning the dumbbells on the last two would be worth four so the answer would be 8 + 12 × 3. So 44 would be the answer.

[@bensoncheung2801]

2x+(x+5+3)•3=y

[@BunnyBounce161]

@@dearnia2728 Oh damn, good eye. I didn’t even notice the weights were different lol (I originally got 54 as well.)

[@lampekartoffel]

As a pig farmer, can confirm, we breed hyenas to get our hybrid monsters😂 For real tho, wild boars are what we domesticated to get modern pigs

[@NovaGirl8]

cows from Aurochs (?) i think. Chickens from some dino too.

[@IsleNaK]

@@NovaGirl8 Buffaloes are also cow-like

[@erink476]

@@NovaGirl8 Aurochs is correct, though I can kind of understand thinking cows are unnatural, because aurochs have been extinct for like 400 years. Chickens are the domestic version of the Red Junglefowl, which is native to South and South-East Asia, and like the wild boar still extant.

[@Shrando]

12:52 I find it so ironic that click didn’t see the multiplication at the end and then says to read the question properly 😂 I love you click

[@Roob_the_Noob]

I hate these memes. The dumbbells also had one of the pixel thin weights lopped off, so it's likely each appearance of a dumbbell in the last problem was 4 instead of 6. I forget if Click caught it, but the guy in the middle of that line also had his own dumbbell and mask.

[@weebooweeboo]

Lol he said like 20 or something and made fun of the wrong answer😂😂ohhh the irony

[@dracod7439]

the math for that was 12+14*3=? 12+42=54

[@dracod7439]

ridiculously hard for a problem intended for children

[@sleepi_gae]

I got 40

[@izzysmith105]

13:11 - you could also argue that the weights have less rings in the bottom row, meaning they are worth less. I got 44, I have no idea what it's supposed to be though

[@niria4106]

I love watching click, because not only is he hilarious, but also super intelligent. I'm always learning new things watching his content

[@PastellPudding]

I love 30 minute school with Teacher Clicky! He has it all - music class, art, business, math, science, social studies, english, health, and recess! Feels good to wash the gunk off my smooth brain uwu ~

[@ignisvis8867]

26:06 for who is curious: the smallest sample size for statistics to work is about 30. Of course, the bigger is the sample size more the statistics you calculate are closer to the real value of the population. There are a lot of ways to check how accurate the statistics are and usually the only values that are accepted are above a threshold of confidence (usually 95%)

[@keirfarnum6811]

I’m glad someone remembers their stats classes. I had a teacher who was proud of his 75% drop out and failure rate; there’s a reason we nicknamed it “Sadistics” instead. It was all math to him and he didn’t really teach us how to apply it. I still managed to get an A- though; despite getting Ds on the first three tests (the final grade was weighted to the final; so all that effort figuring out where I screwed up on the other tests was worth it). So in the end, I only actually understood the math and not the applicability. 😭

[@redgoldcrown3990]

mhm! I think technically you COULD work with a sample size smaller than 30, but there's a slew of adjustments you have to make to the calculations, and it isn't worth the potential for biases if you could take a bigger sample anyway.

[@animeepstudios9110]

@@keirfarnum6811 So, just to be clear, *checks notes*, your statistics professor was proud that he was 75% useless? Must have been really hard for those poor students.

[@jnokomis]

I love how often you go into teach mode. Teachers gotta teach! And yeahi wish we here in America would adopt the metric system. I do struggle with temperature but I actually convert to metric when I cook. So so much easier

[@ExtZoan]

"If the sun exploded it would take 8 minutes for us to notice" probably some people think that's not true or don't understand. They're saying that it takes 8 minutes for light to go to the sun to the earth

[@calebhelbling224]

F*ck yeah! Science!

[@shadowrylander]

@@calebhelbling224 More like "F*ck! Science!"

[@SarahAbramova]

I read this wrong. I thought you said if the sun exploded, it would reach the earth in 8 minutes, which, yeah, wouldn't be true. Maybe they also read this wrong?

[@aliale4488]

it would reach the earth in in 8 minutes though...

[@aurek_besh148]

No it wouldn't in 8 minutes you would notice the explosion but if the explosion isn't as fast as light which would require an infinite amount of energy so its quite impossible

[@batata1976]

20:17 I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD RN LIKE DOES HE THINK WE WILLINGLY HAVE PERIODS?????? ARE WE LIKE SOME SORT OF ROBOT TO HIM???

[@mikethewhizz5085]

"You" is a pronoun for talking in the second person, like one would when talking directly to another. They and them are pronouns to be used when referring to someone in the third person, if they and them are what said person prefers

[@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818]

they also used the wrong "Their/they're". Edit: to quote. "They're pronouns are they/them" etc.

[@jymbo1969]

I have no problem using whichever pronouns people feel most comfortable with... but shouldn't they/them/their when used as third person, singular, non-gender, be treated the same as the other third person singular pronouns as far as sentence structure is concerned? That is, shouldn't "They likes ice cream," be grammatically correct?

[@mikethewhizz5085]

@@jymbo1969 well, it would be virtually impossible to try and iron out all of the inconsistencies in the English language, it really boils down to what sounds right.

[@WolfenRyujin]

For the whole "order of operations"-thing i'm always grateful that we learned multiplication as a single point · between numbers and divding as : . Instead of x and /. That way our teachers could just say "Dot before Line". Yeah, may be stupid but...eh, it helped. (And yes, later on in school i did learn x and / as alternatives, just wasn't introduced right away).

[@KiaraKitsune]

same for me, are you german by any chance? Because the sentence "point before line" is used in germany as well

[@WolfenRyujin]

@@KiaraKitsune Yup, german.

[@blockbusterman6690]

Just bought a skeleton for halloween. The product description be like: "Nude" Me like: Hmmm, Yes the floor is made of floor.

[@shinymainespoon]

You have to harvest the skin yourself

[@onijester56]

@@shinymainespoon The problem is that all my skeletons already have skin on them! With my 12-hour shifts at work I don't have the time to remove the flesh and fat from my not-nude skeletons!

[@shinymainespoon]

@@onijester56 Didn't think my comment could get more cursed but here we are. Well played!

[@coruscaregames]

In class we were discussing poetry and meter, and we all agreed "fire" was a special case because depending on how you said it it could sound like 1 syllable or 2 despite technically being 2, so it can count as 1 or 2 for the sake of meter I think poem can be similar

[@JacksonOwex]

So then everything is one syllable because one could just mumble their way through life never ACTUALLY speaking words?!

[@Amayawolf_01]

I cannot think of a way to say "fire" that is only 1 syllable

[@frog1405]

@@Amayawolf_01 some people do pronounce fire more like "fir" so I guess that's how?

[@foxinabox5103]

@@frog1405 but, i never heard anyone say it like that.

[@frog1405]

@@foxinabox5103 ah, but you have not talked to everyone. I'm from the south, and I hear it pronounced like that quite often where I am.

[@staralexis276]

For the lady who wants to see a wild cow, there is a subspecies of cow called Betizu which lives in the Pyrénées (mountain chains between France and Spain) but I guess that it could be a hybrid between a fox, a badger and a bison after all XD

[@John_Weiss]

Lol. The last, "wild cow," the aurochs, died in 1627.

[@milaaqui]

12:46 This "Buff-dude-mask-dumbbell problem" is a little trickier than it first appears. Yep, B(uff)=5, M(ask)=3, D(umbbell)=6 - but then comes a pic of 2 dumbbells and the buff dude holding another one while wearing a mask. If we take them as a simple addition of elements, the final problem would be: 2D + (B+D+M) * M = (2*6) + (5+6+3) * 3 = 12 + 14 * 3 = 12 + 42 = 54

[@raelogan]

I'm allergic to a type of bandage adhesive, but ONLY on my thighs. You can be allergic to bandages, or just in specific cases. 👀

[@shinymainespoon]

Today I learned. Thank you random human for your perspective!

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

Lol I have eczema _only_ on my right foot, bodies are weird

[@lyricsmind]

I'm allergic to any type of bandaid- everywhere😑

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

@@boldanabrasevic3020 eczema doesn't need to occur on the entire body

[@chatboulon743]

I can confirm this is true. I finally hurt myself enough to earn a bandage, and it enflamed my skin so much, I ended up just using gauze and masking tape.

[@dankartifact2064]

Click is incredibly good at singing. watching his music stuff now.

[@finnneedshelp6653]

there are absolutely ways to "lie" with statistics. But sampling, as a concept, is not one of them.

[@ZoroarkLover98]

7:22 I think someone forgot that you/you applies to literally everyone because it is for second person, just like I/me appliest to everyone talking in first person.

[@threewishes221]

God, I want to make a cover of the OwO song so badly...

[@basti2850]

*unless copyright, then don't*

[@sealogic4552]

@@basti2850 You’re allowed to cover a song under copyright, you just can’t profit off it without buying the rights.

[@basti2850]

@@sealogic4552 okay thanks for giving me the knowledge Much appreciated

[@adrianbristol1471]

I'd kill to see a rock/metal version of that.

[@MadamFoogie]

14:06 Apparently this person got all of their biology education from playing _Impossible Creatures_ on PC. Also, "Zoo boat filled with incest" is the perfect way to describe Noah's Ark. Thank you.

[@OniKitsuChi1962]

That moment you realize that he's singing then you become envious of everyone who is named Jose. You beautiful souls better appreciate that magical moment you have been gifted with. Those whose names wasn't mentioned, your looking absolutely gorgeous today and damn your fantastically wonderful!

[@suonatar1]

You look amazing yourself 😊, You Good Soul 🌹

[@atdynax]

12:56 It's 44. One dumbbell has the value 6. It has 6 plates. The two dumbbells on the bottom have 4 each so it's 2x4. The guy holds a 4 dumbbell and has a mask on which is 4+3+5= 12 and a mask is 3, so it's 8+12*3. 8+36=44.

[@Luka116_]

yea ik it's such a retarded question. I saw the guy had a dumbbell & a mask on, but didn't notice it had 4 plates instead of 6 so I got 54 - and even then it's an overly complex & dumb pic ... though I guess it'd actually be great if it was in something like the Impossible Quiz

[@Saldinchen]

12:46 CLICK! This math problem has a trick question! Look at the dumbbells in the actual calculation. They only have 2 weights per side, the others have 3. With that logic you have to count each weight as 1. (3 weights per side make it 6 per dumbbell) So it's actually (4x2) + (5+3+4) x 3 So 8 + 12 x 3 = 44. I fell for the same trick so I'm just sharing it.

[@onijester56]

Also the guy is wearing a mask in the bottom equation...but not the other ones. Does that count as parenthetical addition or parenthetical multiplication? Or an exponent?

[@DarcOne13]

OH, THAT'S EVIL.

[@shinymainespoon]

Earlier in the video he said he would get the math problems right. MY GOODNESS CLICK

[@DarcOne13]

@@onijester56 addition.

[@koolguyawesomeness8753]

Well played

[@blue._.ukulele9121]

I found out today that I have covid 19. I was really upset because I am in my final year of secondary school and now I have to miss two weeks and we have only just started. Your content has really lifted my spirits and has been a really good distraction from shitty circumstances. Thank you.

[@MsPhilodox]

"A zoo boat full of incest" is the analogy I didn't know I needed today.