r/Crackheadcraigslist | Now THIS is a good deal

[@pulsefel9210]

Crackheadcraigslist readers: Robin and Jack: what the hell is that!? Lexi: where that damn credit card!

[@iwasDJYukey]

pretty much.

[@macarooni7578]

Yep,

[@joeschmoe9657]

Lol

[@xaviernj]

Haha! Ya tho

[@vedanlkektokekto6872]

Pulse fel

[@charax-1]

"How about this old baby?" *grabs baby and squeezes the water out of it*

[@indeeditiscirro]

Chara X who even uys 27$ Waters tho

[@neyaneyaneyaneya626]

I have seen you everywhere like justin y

[@charax-1]

julianna patricia your welcome! Enjoy that image for the rest of your life!

[@macarooni7578]

Why. Just why?

[@hypertanayaoi420]

Uhhhh.... r/CursedComments?

[@daiyousei.1586]

This whole subreddit is basically "I was a businessman doing business"

[@bruhnotanotherdamnvergil4323]

You got a point.

[@bluetorcher5544]

Lol

[@reedipoo333]

STONKS

[@aadithyanjr1382]

I would call the first painting ad as genius. People spend literally million for paintings like those. (Joan Mitchell paintings for example)

[@FirstLast-numba1]

You realize art is a scheme to avoid taxes right?

[@crimsonamogsus7351]

@@FirstLast-numba1 ?

[@zhumin3557]

@@FirstLast-numba1 That's like saying adoption is a scheme to earn the government's support money.

[@SnaiIer]

@@crimsonamogsus7351 you see, rich people value shit art so high so they can donate it and get a tax write off

[@og_epicsimulator]

The paperclip one is an attempt to recreate the guy who eventually traded his way up to a house

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I'd read a memoir about that guy I hope he has a good Wikipedia page But it's 130 AM. I can't afford a Wikipedia rabbit hole right now.

[@og_epicsimulator]

@@ArcanineEspeon Yeah, there was a video he made - might’ve been a ted talk, I’m not sure. Fat mood too, I usually stay up way to late down some sort of rabbit hole - hope you can sleep alright

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@og_epicsimulator Aw, thanks for the well wishes my dude. IIRC I might have actually brushed my teeth and fell asleep in my own bed that night, even if it was like 3:30 AM, rather than sleeping in my clothes on my beanbag/floor and then waking up at 6 am to move into my actual bed, which is what happens most nights these days.

[@og_epicsimulator]

@@ArcanineEspeon No worries, we gotta look out for one another :). Nice to hear you’re making progress though! Try to keep that up if you can, even if it’s tricky. I don’t know how personal you wanna get but has this been a long running thing or because of the whole virus thing?

[@crimsonamogsus7351]

@@ArcanineEspeon 130AM?

[@Kintsug_1]

The guy who literally would beat up your stepdad for free is my hero

[@rezh5924]

Ah yes my favorite flavor of water “old baby”

[@dumpass]

Huh same

[@chicken3014]

I prefer Old deletus fetus

[@saarker4791]

I need a tutorial

[@Dav6922]

Same

[@dragonhearted1507]

Cursedcomments

[@thebobble8262]

Moldy bagels: *exists* Gen Z kids: I'll have your entire stock

[@vin_ce_nt_]

N o

[@F1nnth3hum4n.]

@@vin_ce_nt_ Y E S

[@lorrainedelaney9771]

@@F1nnth3hum4n. N O

[@lugoorstar]

No

[@F1nnth3hum4n.]

@@lorrainedelaney9771 YESSS

[@Arturopakastur]

Cats: meow Dogs: woof 9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

[@XEAZUR]

12 yr olds: Cats: meow Dogs: woof 9-year-olds: FIRST FIRST

[@gabrielchanel4448]

@@XEAZUR 13 year olds:

[@gaming3871]

Annoying people: 9 year old idiot say first am o right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@XEAZUR]

@@gabrielchanel4448 are we gonna continue this till there are 500 coments under this?

[@ManWithTheCow]

Mario Roblox: *insert this exact same comment on every fucking video because he can't come up with anything original*

[@awesomestyles]

Day 47 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@fireyburst3798]

Robin also did r/wholesomememes but only once

[@justakarii6692]

r/gachalifecringe is one I want to see here.

[@thegachabrothersstudios5177]

@@justakarii6692 ya know? I agree,

[@Shadowlobandi]

I wanna see r/shitposting

[@erica8950]

What about Damien?

[@ka.589]

"old baby" [confused, confusing, confusion]

[@evi68]

the only thing weirder then wish is Craigslist

[@BambiPanda]

The other weird thing is how he said bagels the first time 😂

[@danielvasquez5133]

@@BambiPanda bAgel

[@outofsquash]

Because it is

[@toshi4922]

True

[@MrFish-rq7so]

Wat app is this

[@rockingsushi8013]

Billy jeferson Age:16 Gender: male Price: 300$ Description: He failed midterm and smoke cracks Keep an eye on him after midnight or he will eat half of your bed

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

How about 175 and a dog

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

How about $150 but with a dog that smells anal cancer and 11 chicken nuggs

[@hornetisvoider]

What about 1 dollar and crocdile and a steam account that has games

[@kisetsu6919]

How much for free

[@jaxolotl2707]

How about $200 and a loaf of precut thicc bread

[@awesomestyles]

This subreddit is a mix of r/NobodyAsked, r/trashy, r/ChoosingBeggars, r/dontfundme, r/creepyPMs, r/NoahGetTheBoat, r/facepalm, r/delusionalartists, r/HolUp, r/DiWHY, r/TIHI, and r/iamverybad*** (but for real). Even has material for r/comedyheaven... somehow.

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

You forgot the r/diWHY

[@Chappington171]

@@forgive_me_for_my_past and r/tihi

[@sevenbidoofsinatrenchcoat9923]

Is it PMs or DM not to be rude

[@awesomestyles]

NotAVeryGood Name PMs

[@jamikine]

why is nobody talking about how he said bagels 0:39

[@catharinawesenberg8949]

Have you seen 'Community'? A character, Britta, pronounces it the same way - Idk why tho, it doesn't seem to be a regional thing (and yes I'm currently binge watching that show and just came down here to the comments to say that:))

[@melody3741]

That's what british people do lmao

[@catharinawesenberg8949]

@@melody3741 ohhhh good to know, thank you! (Even tho that specific tv show character wasn't British so I'm still a bit, even tho a lot less, confused)

[@Sad_nuggie]

@@melody3741 lmao he’s Aussie not British 😂😂

[@jamikine]

@@melody3741 im british and we do not

[@charax-1]

"Once you try my immune boosting bagel you will never eat again!" Report: *14 people found dead eating bagels* The guy: I did say that they will never eat again you can't arrest me!

[@colorron8]

Lmao

[@annoyinggaster]

Pffft

[@questionnnnn]

XD

[@cloudydazeeee]

“Welcome, my secret Soviet spies...” *wait i didn’t sign up for this-*

[@arnavsingh9063]

Well if it is for him i wouldn't mind signing up to become one would you mind?

[@queenizme6670]

You sign up when subscribing. Its in the t&c's

[@willlavine1105]

Well you are now a Soviet spy welcome

[@hornetisvoider]

@@willlavine1105 no no not you WE

[@hornetisvoider]

@@willlavine1105 no no not you WE

[@billiewitt-cross1443]

Woman: my baby is so cute! Their baby: 0:10

[@michaelb.3006]

3:30 I actually know that guy and he turned that van into an actual convertible that you can toggle the roof on and off it’s actually pretty cool (the reason why I know that guy is because he paid me $20 Canadian to take those photos

[@Nightstormshadow1]

To be fair the "chain" saw is a good gag gift

[@springfallendeer7236]

The mesh underwear one is likely directed at mothers who recently left the hospital after giving birth. Women continue to bleed and shed all sorts of tissues after having a baby, and from what I've heard store-bought pads just aren't cut out to handle the overflow.

[@Creatorsan]

Dang. So how do woman deal with it if regular pads don't work? Do they buy EXTRA large ones?

[@springfallendeer7236]

@@Creatorsan I've actually heard of people flat out wearing adult diapers to deal with the excessive flow. What happens downstairs after giving birth is just flat out a mess and its not like they'll be going out a whole bunch so there's not going to be any embarrassment out in public.

[@Creatorsan]

@@springfallendeer7236 Interesting. One more reason why I do not want kids. Childbirth really screws up your nether regions.

[@DawnTheFox_]

0:53 sir back in the day mold was used for medicine and it actually worked. it was not the best but it still worked

[@spencerhenstrom9344]

5:37 EmKay: bOiZ Us people who have lived in Boise: BURN HIM WITH FIRE

[@emerald773sstudio2]

This is one of my favorite subreddits.

[@zoinksss1372]

Jack telling me to procrastinate just a little more is the reason my math grade is horrible. *But I can live with that*

[@pollyprice6767]

Yeah me too buddy except its my living grade thats gone down

[@DReivenn55]

not gonna lie that paper clip offer sounds like something I'd be into cause that's how you start a bargaining adventure. In fact I think there are literal stories on people trading up to like hundreds of dollar valued objects from a paperclip. and whether i'm the merchant or the customer I enjoy the idea tbh, plus I like paperclips. I also like the knife switch, but for me because I carry that thing across the driveway in my hands at 1am and am paranoid

[@jazzcrab2228]

Im not even joking this channel and ezpz are the channels keeping me sane through school

[@jamasa007]

Callmekevin

[@jamasa007]

Damien lee

[@jamasa007]

Oz media

[@jamasa007]

Carlsagan42

[@jamasa007]

Fakejake

[@justkibby5959]

4:44 your voice scared my cat and I just died laughing

[@floopyfromhell]

Lol

[@N0PH0B14]

Pretty sure the paperclip thing at 11:00 is just one of those "trade up" things that professors make their students do to see how much more valuable they can slowly increase the worth of an item starting from a paperclip and building upwards.

[@N0PH0B14]

The problem is, from my experience, nobody wants a paperclip lol

[@JauneKR]

Why am i starting to simp for Jack- his voice is so amazing-

[@LoudMouth01]

*when emkay uploads a video* Everybody: QUICK QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY!

[@Cryptonics]

5:26 I was like hold on I recognize that headstock... OH WAIT THATS THE SAME BRAND MY GUITAR IS. It’s a Sawtooth

[@liamdawber4211]

Jack: welcome soviet spies My dad who was a Soviet spy: “so they knew all this time?...😮”

[@spencerdosh6663]

That Ford "escape" is actually a Model A, and if that body is all steel (which it evidently is) that thing could be worth some real money to a hot rodder, or someone looking to build a rat rod

[@miuiruma2932]

This whole subreddit is like 2020 , you won't expect what is coming next

[@thabilentombela5339]

5:00 Yo this guy should moisturize before trying to rip people off on Craigslist

[@MC-hm5pc]

Fruit Ninja has gotten a lot better graphics than the last time I played.

[@justchillin7090]

That is good one bro

[@simplyandy1557]

Have you seen the 2nd game?

[@baldis4head697]

Ok

[@justchillin7090]

@@simplyandy1557 no?

[@simplyandy1557]

@@justchillin7090 It's pretty cool

[@2wheeleddemon999]

I would buy that lifted lawn mower in a heartbeat.

[@The_Wosh]

Pretty sure the "mystery box" one is a stolen package

[@lineyt6987]

Me: Sees thumbnail Also me: No thank you, have a great day

[@comicallylargerat7896]

I like how he pronounces bagel like that one girl on community

[@lucoamiyako8660]

"Kick up their immune system up a notch" *Now, that's a high tier NBC shit right there*

[@Asiabafford]

Jack should be on emkay, his humor is really fit for it.

[@Windows98R]

3:39 I’m pretty sure he’s joking but “Run and Drives” is usually a phrase tagged in used (damaged) cars to just say that it turns over and you can shift into gear.

[@antreaskonstantinou8585]

7:43 My childhood dream has finally become a reality

[@hnn1822]

Ȋ̷̪̌̐͋͑̊̋̕A̵̢̩̰̾́̇̔̓̈́M̴̦̬̻͈̫̝͚̊̈́͂͂̒̂͝ͅ ̶̛͉̩̥͕̪̩̗́̃̓́̀͐͂R̵̛̤̙̘̽̈̍̓̀͐͜͜ͅĚ̴̼̈̏͛̋́̓͘A̶̰̮͚̘͊̉̓̀͛̀͒͜͠L̴͙̲̝̤̙̳̔̈́͐̀͘͠İ̷͓̬̀́͛̈́T̶̺̱͕̠̣͉̚Y̷̡̧̠̰̎̔͑́̓͝͠ͅ

[@shikihonmakaixxv6542]

I have a freaking assignment that need to be done tonight but here I am. EmKay, you're addicting.

[@kantraa]

The first part made me laugh so loudly that my dad's student he was teaching on the next room heared it.

[@anyajohnson7965]

The fan art... I haven’t laughed that hard in ages!! I love it! 💕

[@also_arles]

I love when The Snack That Smiles Back reads subreddits

[@daiyousei.1586]

Sugar, he doesn't lack

[@yeetboifoot492]

@@daiyousei.1586 Its suprising he isnt wack

[@also_arles]

@@yeetboifoot492 Hope r/crappydesign isn't on crack

[@blanknaemguy]

Most retro computer collecters consider the Macintosh Plus to be vintage. It is possible to get one on EBay for a much better value, however.

[@Mascallywag]

I like when he says “Boiiis”

[@whatsrandom6487]

I think the baby is a scare tactic as they are saying “if you don’t buy my black water you’ll end up looking like this dehydrated bandy”

[@Nullicity]

How about some water bottles? Not to your liking? Well how about this օʟɖ ɮǟɮʏ

[@Lexthefazworker]

8:14 if it's working that's actually 10 dollers under average so that's a pretty good deal

[@magnet_taco]

plot twist: jack's name isn't actually jack. its a combination of Jay Mick.

[@Indivinity]

Jick.

[@meganbenson1478]

May

[@magnet_taco]

Jay Mick - y Mi = Jack

[@Ghassanfucks]

0:17 WELCOME COMRADE.

[@larrysipe1234]

4:55 I HAVE THAT EXACT MATH BOOK

[@johncraze3003]

OH MY GOD I HAVE THAT

[@nisha7219]

0:15 gasp scatter Comrades !

[@immemepotato8973]

The thumbnail literally looks like a strawberry just committed a crime ngl

[@AcquiredNoob710]

thw thumbnail isnt even in the vudeo my brothr is friends with them on twitter

[@holyshirtohfork]

1:17 HIS ENTIRE VOICE CHANGED

[@g_groww]

1:17 the joke was that they didnt make the escape back then

[@Foggy404]

Even so for a car like that, it seems to be a good price

[@Demonslayer20111]

@@Foggy404 yeah the price is right for that rolling chassis.

[@Foggy404]

@@Demonslayer20111 Considering how old it is it ain't bad so yeah actually maybe not in America

[@Demonslayer20111]

@@Foggy404 there are people who would pay it. Believe me.

[@Foggy404]

@@Demonslayer20111 I would, but I'ma australin'

[@maru93-c1x]

Once when I was searching for something, I discovered a 56 old woman selling their own 56 year old lady smelling bath water. And it had 1 sales. 1 sale. 1 SALE.

[@eiiza8283]

2:16 MY CHAINSAW!

[@CK_Lifts]

I like how he’s calling them “baggles” just like Britta from community

[@elijanzen4015]

I made the mistake of watching this while eating breakfast...

[@nexus1g]

3:24 Minivan for sale. Went to Jurassic Park, lost the kids, don't need a big vehicle anymore.

[@thisisahumanlol8255]

0:01 Why does that Google Ads here animation look so satisfying

[@Curvedalpha]

Hello fellow human

[@thisisahumanlol8255]

@@Curvedalpha Henlo

[@ToyotaTrucks9]

My grandpa uses the trump 2020 bill and asks the waiter will you accept this.🤣

[@Arturopakastur]

You are not first, You are not last, But most certainly Nobody asked

[@t0uchingtipz611]

love this can i steal it?

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

2:59 *”bag of mcdonalds coke”*

[@yohanacalle3900]

I’ll be back I’m leaving this time stamp to come back 0:17

[@angelcomesdown]

did you come back

[@yohanacalle3900]

I forgot

[@wellitsmelbell]

8:35 Just chug it. That's what I do if my family and I are about to go on holidays.

[@frostyman4072]

spill a ton of paint and boom theres your abstract art

[@Gabwien]

0:45 ah yes, I love the taste of moldy bagels with cream cheese

[@AuntieCreed]

Is it wrong that I look forward to these more than the others? I love r/crackheadcraigslist. We need Lexi to read them more often tho because she's hilarious. Jack's awesome and all but I think he needs a break, let him read some wholesome memes. lol

[@notarobot1231]

I laughed too hard when he said the snakes deal with the children…

[@naranbaatarazjargal4982]

graigalist image “perfection” irl “crap”

[@LeGaulois_5]

Technically, you’re not a serial killer if you only decapitated one victim, even slightly.

[@humantrash1478]

There was a dude who traded a pin for something and traded that something for something else and he continued trading stuff and now he has a house

[@josiahlee2098]

10:54 I think this guy was trying to do that Ted talk of trading a paper clip for a house

[@odd_bobble9106]

8:53 Ok, that is ether a really good model, or a fake picture. I thinking the pic is fake...

[@nolancain8792]

5:51 this got dark FAST.

[@RheasRubix]

1:39 May record for WorldStar You try'n to be WORLDSTAR What you gonna record it? Ye, I got my dollar store camera ON

[@Puppo_Dog]

9:45 I have like, HALF of those beanie babies, probably more. They wouldn't sell for THAT MUCH. at most 2,000 since there's so many and that pink cockatoo is a bit rare, But I've seen expensive beanies, that ain't it chief.. that ain't it...

[@BappadityaNath]

me: isn't having a good day Emkay: hang on there fam I got you! *Uploads a video* Me: that... puts a smile on my face...

[@sleepy_crybby]

16:50 "come on, procrastinate a little bit more" Me : *has been procrastinating doing my school work all day* don't....

[@LoudMouth01]

Google ads is making me google mads

[@nithitos2681]

😵😡😡😡😡😡

[@Sewer.dwelling.rat.]

Is it weird that I want most of these things? On display? In my room? For everyone to see?

[@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66]

To everyone wanting to read the Old baby price but couldn't pause quick enough It says old baby $1,154.60 Etsy Free shipping

[@lemonbiscuitz]

No one: Jack: baggles

[@colorron8]

"Eh no among us." Yes fortnite is trash.

[@questionnnnn]

@hell no ikr

[@kippzthemudkip2652]

1:19 I mean that’s a old Ford shell you can turn into a rat rod

[@moulern]

"Old baby" thats called a kid buddy. xD

[@connercaron1925]

1:20 that’s actually a good price for that car lmao

[@steverye8872]

I thought the same thing. I've seen Model T frames that were more rust than metal go for 5-7 grand like it was nothing. At the very least you could sell it for three times what you paid to some deluded boomer accountant whose looking for a "project car."

[@steverye8872]

I thought the same thing. I've seen Model T frames that were more rust than metal go for 5-7 grand like it was nothing. At the very least you could sell it for three times what you paid to some deluded boomer accountant whose looking for a "project car."

[@lethe_ri]

just imagine this comment says something funny and relatable

[@matthewbeelders2940]

thats so funny and relatable

[@wasbowiso]

Oh wow I imagine that too

[@PikaPotterhead07]

Omg, that's so funny and relatable!

[@PikaPotterhead07]

@Jean G. D. S 15 I like ur Blue Diamond profile pic

[@ajakuk1]

*(INSERT AMUSED REACTION HERE)*

[@deserthare1]

I live in Cleveland Tennesee. Imagine my surprise seeing that name at @4:28. Also the raised lawn mower like that are more for off road racing than anything. Edit: Fuck, Cleveland and Chattanooga. I can't wait to see if Athens is mentioned

[@swuzi_8776]

bruh moment

[@ShatteredSong]

"C'mon. Procrastinate a little bit more." oh my god, you know me so well! :D

[@SykoJr]

All the people that have commented so far hasn’t finished the video unless they skipped

[@chronofactor2037]

4:39 Makes sense being in Tempe AZ.