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[@tokyobateman6610]

I love how Robin goes on this whole rant about him saying queer instead of just saying he’s bi

[@randomguyontheinternet7602]

Fr

[@kofender]

He's bi? He's so cute I was hoping he was gay. Well, halfway is good.

[@IceNineThrills]

@@kofender he has a gf

[@tayfrog3797]

@@kofender💀💀💀

[@stxllacxmet5490]

Okay is queer really a still a slur? I’m so confused, I heard it as a word the lgbtq uses before I ever found out it was a slur and I’ve never seen it used as a slur.

[@eddthe9th]

8:27 This is how f###### fnaf was made, Scott Cawthon's critics said that chipper and sons lumber co had models that we're "robotic", "scary", and "uncanny", then Scott was so pissed of that he said "FU## IT" and made a horror game made in that style

[@BobTomato.]

Roblox moderation:

[@cewla3348]

roblox ptsd is real guys

[@eggroll_5663]

I was about to comment like, this is what mascot horror is.

[@NeotheHero]

My headcanon was that people complained about the Springtrap jumpscare being not scary, so he made one twice as scary as normal to make up for it

[@-_Nifi_-]

Love the Roblox censorship lmao

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

0:07 I like to think that they were still convinced they'd have to leave each other until a couple minutes later when they both go "...wait a minute" at the exact same time

[@squishyseraph7780]

And so the family stayed a happy family. Just a different flavor of family.

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

@@squishyseraph7780 yeah, it's beautiful

[@Lightice1]

Judging from their skeletal structure, the dinosaurs chirped like birds, but due to the size the "chirping" would have sounded like extremely deep rumbling, instead.

[@miguelpedraentomology6080]

have you ever heard rhinos or orcas? also, the article says they COULD, not that they would, it was certainly much more diverse than just chirps.

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

GREAT NEWS, WE HAVE ANKYLOSAUR VOCAL CHORDS

[@mechadrake]

Dinos go: CHIRP CHIRP, MOTHAF***KAZ! :D

[@0_dearghealach_083]

So, like Godzilla, but deeper?

[@mechadrake]

@@0_dearghealach_083 like a chicken, but bass boosted

[@Moonwalker2923]

The Q in Lgbtq+ can either stand for queer or questioning, or both. I always thought it was “queer”, since you can be queer but not necessarily lesbian, gay, bi, or trans. Also, yes, the term “queer” has been used by the lgbtq+ community to describe people who are not cis/straight. I suppose it could still be used in a derogatory way, but it’s not really considered a slur anymore.

[@EvilDMMk3]

He missed the “straight” answer joke

[@spaceblanketrobin]

@@EvilDMMk3 i wondered if anyone was gonna mention that

[@sylverscale]

It's most certainly queer. But that kind of encompasses questioning as the Q is an umbrella for any non cishet gender/sexuality. Though some LGBT people may not like to be called queer, I don't know. I'm pan so I'd be under the Q (or the +) I guess.

[@ajcon3874]

@@sylverscaleIf I may ask a question… if “queer” simply means not cis/straight, what does the + mean?

[@I_Eat_BatteriesAAA]

@@ajcon3874 It means the others orientations or genders that couldn't fit in the acronym.

[@RadSlayer67]

Fun fact: 1000 roaches (30g each, about 8% protein relative to weight) would contain 2400g of protein, but a person (average adult man, assuming) would only have 55g.

[@SkyeTheSapphicWizard]

what are you implying!?

[@stoobidthing]

roach feast roach feast roach feast

[@noobynoob138]

That's only relevant if they don't eat you first.

[@iriz_0v0]

Yummy

[@spamuel98]

That pun works in Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, and French because they're all latin-based languages. Latin never really died, it just split in four with a few splinters thrown to English to keep the catholic church happy.

[@CountDVB]

Romanian reminds the family they’re there

[@andrewollmann304]

That’s an oversimplification, to put it mildly. Sure, many of the words in Spanish have roots in the Latin language, but some don’t. For example, “la iglesia” comes from the Ancient Greek word “ekklesia.” Similarly, “la naranja” and “anaranjado” come from the Arabic word “al naranj.” Not to mention all of the Nahuatl, Taíno, and Quechua words that are a part of modern Spanish.

[@chad21310]

hehehehe I'm the 70th like

[@secretmeister]

@@chad21310 you dared...

[@inter.stellar]

@@secretmeister well at least I'm the 200th like lol

[@starshapedseal]

the amount of people having the "straight answer" go RIGHT over their heads lmfao

[@lora4370]

I know

[@KweenOfKonfusion]

the people not getting the joke are killing me 😂

[@zikeibradley3472]

Oh I get it now

[@emilee1655]

WAITING for this comment lmao

[@assadguy]

Yea I was so confused why he didn’t acknowledge the joke

[@Crowned_Hearts]

I JUST learned that Scooby is a Great Dane. I never questioned what kind of dog he was before XD

[@GlitchedMuse]

The reason, I think, that everyone loves Mimikyu; is because him being a "Pikachu rip-off" is literally part of his lore. All he wants is to be loved. But nobody can love his true form because if they see it, they go fucking insane. So he hides under an attempted disguise of the most beloved Pokémon in history, Pikachu. Poor dude just wants to be appreciated and cared for. So much so, that if his costume gets torn even slightly, he can be seen trying his hardest to repair it so nobody can see any part of his true self. Also, if I was born in the medieval era, I would've died at birth. I was born with actual holes in my heart, epilepsy, and cerebral palsy to name name few. If I, by the grace if God himself, survived past birth; I would've died by the age if like, 5 to maybe 9. My first seizure that I somewhat remember happened around that time frame. And I survived because my brother told my mom that I just randomly fell on the floor and started shaking, and she called 911. They would not have taken me to the hospital back then. They would've assumed I was either possessed by Satan, or a prophet of God, and just left me alone thinking God was speaking to me as they did with Ceasar in the Ronan era. Even in today's age, I've "died" at least twice I think. At one point for a full hour. So, yeah, I would not have lived very long.

[@tatiana4050]

I would probably die of pneumonia at 8. Or dog bite at 11 (because it wouldn't have rabies shots, plus no antibiotics)

[@War_With_It]

I would have died at child birth because I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. Also I was under respiratory distress and most of my veins collapse. I was rushed to the hospital several times for not breathing and many more. I am lucky to be alive.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

I hope you're doing well. Also, apparently I was born really premature, jaundiced, and needed a ventilator incubator thing, and the docs said I had a slim chance of living. 24 years later, I live to spite them. Thank God for medical science.

[@War_With_It]

@@0_dearghealach_083 I had jaundice and I was also born prematurely.

[@War_With_It]

@@0_dearghealach_083 I also had an incubator. I am doing better now with the occasional asthma attack and just being all-around sickly but I'll be fine.

[@oaktreeyt6488]

the q stands for quarter pounder

[@EmKay]

I like this

[@r.ndomperson]

this is so true

[@jwalster9412]

Can I get a big mac?

[@uranian-Umbra]

I identify is a quarter pounder

[@guidinglight9082]

and the b is bigmac

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

7:34 i love the way you said "dONn't touch those" it just a bit too accurate

[@DFX2KX]

The 'writing female characters as men, and changing the gender in post' thing is freaking accurate. That'll get you in the ballpark at least. If you want to deal with the points where it wouldn't. get yourself an IRL woman to go 'hey, how would you react/feel to this. or what's X like for a gal' and then go with that.

[@corrat4866]

The solution is clearly to write every character as a variantion of yourself.

[@tangentpanda89]

Me making an 18+ novel: *nervous sweating*

[@DFX2KX]

@@tangentpanda89 For such a novel, knowing folks of the gender/orientation you wish to depict is basically *essential*. You're in for a rough time without it.

[@springblossoms8715]

writing a bl novel + some smut that’s your classic teenage rom-com

[@springblossoms8715]

there’s going to be besties

[@belleoro]

5:21 i asked my sister this and she said the roaches. i disagreed and said i’d rather find a person. she was like “why the hell would you rather find a human being living in your house than a common pest” and honestly my entire reasoning is that the person probably wouldn’t reproduce while i was trying to get rid of them

[@cheeselizard]

XD

[@reharm_reality]

Honestly, that's a valid reason.

[@enalosloqia6422]

I'd rather find a person because I'm so fucking scared of bugs

[@GoldenDartRat]

Also a person is easier to get rid of most of the time.

[@smashfanx7560]

id rather a person too, get a new homie and no bugs

[@ravenouself4181]

04:55 Somehow, the story behind why the Lion is like that is even funnier - The Taxidermist had never seen a Lion before, so he desises to improvise.

[@BlazingShadowSword]

22:05 I love how the joke in the show was that everyone kept forgetting that she's blind. Meanwhile we have real people who would totally get her snark for forgetting that she's freaking BLIND.

[@anthonyatanasoff3703]

When Toph is so good at seismic vision that it works almost like a normal vision

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

I still remember one of the scenes where they're looking for something and she calls out "there it is", to which everyone turns to look at the nothing, then give her evils (which she's obviously immune to) and her only rebuttal is "that's what it'll sound like when one of you sees it" before waving a hand in front of her face.

[@SilentHallows]

​@@anthonyatanasoff3703Toph really reminds me of Daredevil with that...

[@thatonewitch]

And she feels like an actual person instead of a caricature (if you remove earth bending)

[@SirAsdf]

4:40 If I remember correctly, that thing was made in the 1730s, but the guy doing the taxidermy had no idea what a lion looked like and he only had the description to go off of. It's called "The Lion of Gripsholm Castle" and is so famous it has its own Wikipedia article.

[@mega_micro]

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[@PhantomGato-v-]

L i o n

[@bogwitch2792]

You have correctly identified the lion! Luckily he is not whatever the sign is referring to. Also, it wouldn't make sense to have a sign ONLY in English at a Swedish castle, even though it is a tourist attraction. Read about him and see an picture of the exhibit (looking nothing like the original image) in an article from the Royal Palaces' own website: Edit: It seems KZbin auto-deletes comments with external links, but googlig the following sentence WITH QUOTES should send you straight to the English article: "Leo is unlike any other lion in the world. In its glass box in the Upper Armoury, Gripsholm’s very own lion is perhaps more comical than impressive, with its close-set eyes and human-like teeth."

[@jukka-pekkatuominen4540]

The thing is that the guy who made the taxidermy had seen a lion. For instant in Sweden's coat of arms. Unfortunately the coat of arms lions are way off from their portions and cannot really be used to make a real lion. If only he would have known that.

[@Scorpionita13]

The teeth are really creeping me out!

[@agalaxy8397]

I'm so sad they didn't include the story about desticthing clothes where someone replied how their mom and dad got into an argument while the mom was pregnant so mom went into the closet and de-stitched dad's clothes juuuust enough that they'd would fall apart after being worn a short time Then after mom calmed down, she forgot to tell dad about it and like a week later, dad returns from work far too early, clothes loosely hanging on, and goes "Wife... my clothes fell apart :(" and mom laugh so hard she went into early labor. And thats the story of how the commenter was born

[@Closed_Captions]

What the hell…

[@Atttticus]

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[@WhoStoleKirya73]

​​@@Atttticus i never thought i'd get rickrolled while also having a stroke, but here we are

[@trishapellis]

6:04 interestingly (and sadly) this applies to much more than racial profiling and expectations of violence. Footless Jo has a video where she explains how she doesn't show pain for just about anything as a defense mechanism because she's encountered so many people all throughout her life who have just put her real pain off as exaggerated or all in her head. So she's made it a habit to just not show any pain she feels except when it's over a 10 just so people will *believe her* when she says she's in pain (along the lines of "JO is saying she's in pain? but she doesn't show pain for ANYTHING! It must be really bad if JO, of all people, is saying she's in pain"). Poor woman spent her life earning pain expression brownie points. Also, for 11:30 : cold-brew tea is when you put a teabag in cold water and just wait for it to infuse. The lower temperature prevents the tannins in the tea leaves from being dissolved in the water, making for a less bitter tea. My personal favorite way to have cold-brew tea is in summer when it's hot, you put one teabag per liter of water into a large container (I use two-liter bottles but you Americans have gallon jugs and I am jealous) and then you add some freshly sliced fruit, maybe an herb or two. One tablespoon of sugar per liter of water if you want it. Shake, then let sit in the fridge overnight. This is the only thing I drink during the hot summer where I live. You can also just get fruit teas to avoid having to slice fruit yourself - tea shops will often have blends with or without actual tea in them and with dried pieces of fruit. I use muslin bags to put those in the bottle so I can get the fruit out without a hassle. A slightly different variant of this is sun tea: just follow all the above steps and leave out in the sun for 4 hours.

[@mega_micro]

trisha pellis lore

[@princessmaly]

I grew up in Texas and sun tea was so ubiquitous that for a solid 10-15 years or so I didn't understand that other kinds of tea existed. I know better now and have gotten into other stuff, different kinds of flavored teas and sencha and stuff, but to this day I still understand default or "real" tea to be sun-brewed black sweat tea. This is why I'm ineligible for a position as ambassador to the UK.

[@trishapellis]

@@princessmaly As a European, I had to find out about anything other than hot-brewed tea through US American food blogs. I offer you my hand, sister.

[@feixou]

I havent had tea before because I've always disliked bitter tastes (also Ive never found tea in the phil) but honestly I migjt just try cold-brew or sun tea some time if my parents find any, sounds interesting for me to try

[@itsepicdarkheart6705]

Honestly i just drink ice tea :D Brisk is just so good :]

[@blepblops]

Funnily enough the most men writing women thing I've ever read was written by a woman and it was basically "boobs flopped boobily in the wind"

[@twigthewonderk1d]

it's honestly because women have a warped view of their own sexuality at this point bc of the patriarchy which sucks but it is what it is

[@RevanReborn3950BBY]

@@twigthewonderk1dhe patriarchy isn’t a thing in most of Europe and America anymore. If you think it is real, please tell me 1 LEGAL right that men have that women don’t in America or whatever country you live in (please state country) other than being allowed to go topless. I’m genuinely curious if there are any.

[@Nora-no9gx]

​@@RevanReborn3950BBY Um, control of their own bodies? When a woman, even a girl, is raped, if (and only if) she files a case against her abuser does he get a short jail sentence and then he's free to go. And in certain states, if the woman or girl gets pregnant, she is forced to keep the baby. If she gets an abortion and it is found out, she gets a longer jail sentence than her abuser did. But yeah, women and men totally have equal rights everywhere.

[@RevanReborn3950BBY]

@@Nora-no9gx what state? Also I said that men have to have a right for it to count. Men have LITERALLY not exaggerating zero reproductive rights. I’m not saying what your describing is excusable, but men have it way worse in situations of rape and child custody Edit: also, I would like to point out that what you’re describing is a rare outcome, (as it should be) additionally I would like to clarify that I believe First and Second wave feminism to have been necessary steps towards equality, but third wave does not seek equality, it uses lies and half truths to attempt to institute a matriarchy, one of the key reasons they disagree with the egalitarian movement.

[@SilentHallows]

​@Darthrevan3950BBY alot of Native American Tribes have a Law where if the women wants a divorce she leaves all her husband's stuff at the door, that's all she has to do, the man can do nothing. Also typically Women had more power too

[@Z3R0gamer]

Bookshelf red flag: More than one Ayn Rand book. One is "I bought it because people keep talking about it and I was curious", but two is "I read one and agreed with it".

[@TheGayToastyBoi]

Wait what why is that bad? I read Anthem as a freshman and it was about communism being bad, and how it’s good to have individuality amongst people - am I missing something? Are her other books bad?

[@Z3R0gamer]

@@TheGayToastyBoi Atlas Shrugged in particular is kind of infamous for being staple reading material for the kind of person who emotionally abuses people in close relationships with them. The philosophy in it is very reminiscent of the "fuck you, got mine" attitude that's basically ruined humanity over the years. She's very much got a "take more of the pie" philosophy rather than a "make a bigger pie" philosophy

[@TheGayToastyBoi]

@@Z3R0gamer ah okay, thank you! I wasn’t succeeding in finding much online, so thank you for taking time to tell me what you know :)

[@KatJameson]

Q does traditionally stand for Queer in lgbtqia, but I feel like questioning is super valid and it could absolutely stand for that if that's what you need to feel welcome and safe in the community. I identify as Queer and don't take it as a slur. Of course if someone felt like it was a slur I wouldn't use it for them, but that doesn't mean I can't use it as my identifier. My sexuality is so confusing and ever changing. Queer just fits it much better for me.

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@samuelwe1237]

Does the i stand for inc*st

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@samuelwe1237 incest is wincest

[@randomwhatever5403]

@Samuel We ......... how did you possible reach that conclusion? please google things before reaching really weird conclusions. No it is not that. The I stands for Intersex. These are people born with a biological sex that is nither male or female. this could be because of natural chromosome (like instead of xy or xx they are xxy and stuff) or hormonal diffrences that occure during their formation. Most still have the mental gender of male or female (as gender is determined by the brain structure and chemicals, and can be incongruantly formed from the bio sex) but some don't.

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

There's always a big fight when two identifiers share a starting letter. Don't get me started on A. Listen the letters in LGBTQ+ are what ever identifiers you want

[@RavensHavens]

23:21 fun fact, I physically could not swallow pills as a child so I practiced with candy and it started out with swallowing tic tacs, and ended with swallowing whole jolly ranchers without any water, so I can now say I am great at swallowing pills

[@FunkyFurret]

*JESUS*

[@Child69]

Holy SHIT, best thing I could do is a fruit snack

[@NightStalker_MJ]

I swallowed an Ice cube before and a peppermint

[@R3n_Gam1ng]

ive swallowed cheddar gold fish before *accidentally*

[@soapssie]

I swallowed a penny before, do not recommend

[@chloskyskies4399]

2:07 it’s really funny hearing this as someone who requires pharmaceuticals to be clear headed, because of a neurological disorder

[@CombustibleCake]

calling my boyfriend “daddy” and “baby” alternately to see what it does to freud’s ghost

[@lurachr]

makes it into "da baby"

[@EirPlen]

@@lurachr everyone gansta until youre not the baby daddy

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Well, I don't study Freud's stuff, because he's a quack- but you're giving me psychic damage. So. That's a thing.

[@Sparkling_UnicornKat]

@@EirPlendaddy baby

[@airacummins5076]

That strengthens him times 2 and he bursts out of his grave to study you

[@SuperiorPosterior]

25:40 He wants to shoot everyone in that room, because that's like walking into a bakery to order a custom cake, and when asked if you want chocolate, vanilla, or red velvet, you say "the blue one."

[@blakemoreskye222]

Omg thank you. I scrolled so far just to find this answer. You explained it perfectly too

[@SuperiorPosterior]

@@blakemoreskye222 It would not be hyperbole to say that I've worked in retail for more than half of my life so far. I've got 15 years working cash registers ranging from elementary school book fairs to pizzarias to high school student stores to a bakery, with the bakery being my longest position so far at 10 years of occupation. That's ten years of hearing people ask for "yellow" cake instead of vanilla or buttermilk, and all kinds of other insanities. If you've ever seen that old meme of the baby named "AshlVIII" because the parents wanted a unique twist for "Ashleigh," then you'll understand when I say the BS people come up with no longer surprises me after ten years of being hammered with boned apple teeth.

[@mirandaross4625]

The talk about emotion at about 6:27 hits close to home, because as an asexual, people don't think it's within my right to show empathy or love. Me not wanting anyone in my pants has nothing to do with my emotional capacity for love.

[@pjwhite6829]

When I was in college, there was this girl who would be in the lab at the same time as me a lot, and she always tied a piece of yarn or ribbon or something around her test tubes, flasks, etc. I figured it was just her way of marking them so they didn't get mixed up with anyone else's. We were talking one day, and it she told me that if she didn't tie the bows, the labware would break. We also had a tile that you HAD to step on the first time you entered the lab for the day or your whole day would be screwed. Equipment wouldn't work for you. You'd get contamination. Anything and everything that could go wrong, would, and it often resulted in new students having to completely restart their experiments. You also had to memorize which one it was, because if you tried to mark it with anything, equipment would break. We tried to mark it with red painter's tape once, and like 3 pieces of equipment including the big hood stopped working. Another class thought they were slick and put a penny on it. The hand-crank centrifuge broke and hurt the guy that did it; not bad, but had some NASTY bruises on his wrist.

[@pjwhite6829]

Tbh, maybe shit like this is why medieval dudes thought science involved demons.

[@DocumentNegativity]

@@pjwhite6829 Yt didn't want to show your extra reply finally srolled passed r months of comments to see it x) Yep everything is normal until it isn't and people don't like being called crazy and stories don't cover all the weirdness of life. Can only imagine some of the weird superstitions some of the early doctors practiced. "Need to sever the right pinky toe to insure Mrs Samuel's finally has a healthy boy that won't be still born".

[@xcastle8610]

4:48 that's the Lion of Gripsholm Castle. The lion was a gift from the Bey of Algiers to the King of Sweden. When the lion died, they chose to preserve it and put it on display, but neither the taxidermist or the museum-keepers had actually seen a lion before, hence why it ended up like ... that.

[@Maseruxer]

i think the timestamp is wrong not sure if im missing a joke

[@mothman1307]

and it was in the middle ages so he couldn't just... Google it. I think it's the craziest taxidermy job in the world and it's so funny

[@bene5431]

I think every taxidermist worth their money would have done a better job, they had a dead lion to look at after all. Those eyes look like a kid painted with sharpie on transparent marbles and those teeth don't look like those of a carnivorous animal at all

[@Kremmen2001]

Not wanting to sound like a boomer, but I don't know how some people can go through life without knowing... stuff. Like, there's TV (I only knew about this lion 'cos it was on an episode of QI on BBC2) and the, oh what's it called? The internet! Or you could read one of those papery things - books! Or instead of moaning about the older generation, perhaps they could maybe listen to them occasionally. Not every boomer is a Karen. I mean, I'm not even a boomer - my brothers and sister are (and they're proper boomers), I'm gen X, imagine what my life was like having to share parents with them! So instead of asking boomers, go up a generation (or down one. Us Xers know SOME stuff. Mostly bollocks, but it's there.) All this wonderful information is out there - if you look. Sorry about the rant, but I listen to so many of these videos and I cringe when some arrogant cockwomble rants about the older generations and then in the same breath shows their own ignorance about simple things that they could easily have googled. Apart from that I love watching them. Lexi is my favourite...😁👌

[@xcastle8610]

@@Maseruxer Oops.

[@andrewmathewson341]

6:20 I'm autistic and have been rather tall for my age for most of my life. My mother encouraged me to not get physically emotive or have tantrums as that could scare others if "someone big and tall" did that. I am now commonly described as a "gentle giant", am terrified of "causing a scene" by standing up to BS in public and am hyper-aware of myself and what I'm doing in public, which contributes to my pre-existing social anxiety. Oh, and I got sexually assaulted in school by a classmate, probably because I was seen as an "easy target". I would say "Thanks mum", but she's dead, so I'll just say it to her tombstone instead.

[@adrienstarfaer]

Well, the language of flowers does have ways to be deeply rude and offensive, so might I suggest researching flower language to leave a subtle, "F*ck you," at her grave? Assuming she was that bad in other aspects.

[@PayneBone]

3:35 . counterpoint, maybe dragons don't leave behind bones, just dust in the wind or the fanatics you mentioned some how disposed of the carcass

[@TheDarwinProject1]

I was literally called spoiled in middle school because I lived in a 2 story house with only 3 other family members, yet she lived in a single wide mobile home with 8 sibling & her mom. Her whole family seemed very judgemental, bitter, & carried a huge chip on their shoulder, which may have had something to do with being the only divorced family in her church (mormon), even though they were related to nearly everyone in the church, which made up half the tiny town we lived in (my family was one of few secular families in town). Most of my friends were Mormon & I'd never heard anyone talk badly about the family, but they did hide a lot from those of us they were trying to convert, especially the fact they were trying to convert us. Or maybe my undiagnosed ADHD was just so bad I missed a lot of stuff.

[@Lokimamabear]

Coming from someone also bullied/abused by a person who wasn’t practicing Mormon but in a Mormon house. Nah I think they just were one of the shitty hateful ones for people who had something they didn’t. Hopefully that person has gotten the stick out their butt and you’re still holding good.

[@LilChuunosuke]

Reading only the first four parts of the cold tea post should be considered an act of blasphemy. Someone suggested microwaving the water Someone else claimed their stove could boil water in 30 seconds Someone was putting their mug directly on the hot burner. It's an *iconic* post

[@Yababaina_hands_or_orb_hands]

DO NONE OF YOU USE A KETTLE

[@Kiyowi_Moth]

How dare you forget “DO NONE OF YOU OWN A F*CKING KETTLE?”

[@jeffreyfiegen1538]

I can't see that post without hearing Digimon speaking in different accents.

[@qrun6215]

I like how Robin completly missed the joke at 1:10

[@the_real_fake_gabrel_ultrakill]

r/whooosh

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

5:51 Included in Cis+: - Audrey & Daisy - Because We Are Girls - Five Savage Men - Girl in the Basement - I Am Evidence - India's Daughter - Return to Sender - She Said - The Central Park Five - The Invisible War

[@anonymous-fl2mg]

13:24 reminds me of an email a kid got sent where the teacher saw him eat an entire cheesecake in 46 seconds. Teacher wasn't mad or anything, just scared for the student's safety

[@Lee-mn8jm]

I thought it was a chocolate cake?

[@anonymous-fl2mg]

I thought it was an ol' cheeser. Maybe it was choc? Idk

[@CourierCat-isGod]

no it was actually a chocolate cake

[@The_Holy_Spirit]

3:06 “Unintelligible German noises” AW SHIT IT’S A VELOCIRAPTOR EVERYONE HIDE

[@matthewelliott7294]

“Clever girl”

[@i_like_mimikyu1302]

8:34 I don't know who wouldn't like Mimikyu, it's a neat concept that's a spin on an old formula, while also having an actual reason for disguising itself as Pikachu.

[@Acable35]

It’s the abyss

[@_mirary_]

" Your backstory is family related trauma isn't it " Kaeya, Shenhe, Qiqi, Eula and basically any cryo character : 👁👄👁

[@-alovelygaycat-]

That was my first thought! Makes me wonder what Layla’s is.

[@_mirary_]

@@-alovelygaycat- Frfr, but I think she got the cryo vision because she's always so tired and overworked that she can't do anything with people, for Ganyu it's different since we know she feels alone because of her half human half adepti status and doesn't know where she really belongs to, but they didn't give us a lot of informations about Layla's backstory 🤔

[@kaeyasballleech]

Qiqi and Kaeya really are the only two that make me take a deep breath when I think about their story

[@O_o-simp]

Eula and Shenhe can be family related trauma

[@azooaliteralzoo2911]

Okay but how many people have a vision **and** a happy life?

[@trindaquil9696]

11:30. This must be why my British friend keeps telling me how gross we are for making our tea via microwave. I had never been so offended over being accused of making something improperly, I'd also be upset if someone made my tea in a freaking microwave 😂

[@kira_calamari2431]

Not having any actual books on a bookshelf is not just a red flag,it's a whole USSR parade

[@johngellare3507]

LMFAO

[@gamesgallore2117]

Nah, it’s not just a USSR parade, it’s a factory for the flags for the parades

[@0_dearghealach_083]

I HAVE THREE ENTIRE BOOKSHELVES IN MY ROOM. THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH BOOKS.

[@arsonsnail]

i have bookshelves filled with terrariums and aquariums 😭😭😭

[@mettaton-x]

why?

[@storyranger]

This video was how I found out Dead End: Paranormal Park got cancelled and I am so sad. It's such a good show. Charming, heartfelt, perfect balance of wacky hijinks with genuine emotional moments and character depth. I hope we see more from Hamish Steele in the future.

[@clovengerenal]

yeah I had no idea so sad 😭

[@HawkzRulz]

11:28 this goes on for so much longer and someone turned it into a Phoenix wright Court case animation

[@marieporter9488]

I've also seen an animatic of that conversation, but with Star Wars characters

[@justeaden9568]

Why is no one talking about the 16 year old stickman inhaling entire racks of ribs like he's the doomslayer of beef

[@crpineo]

I still say that they need to release a compilation made up of all the entries that get Robin to truly laugh. The sound is just so.... _nice,_ for some reason. ...and maybe a compilation of all his tangents, but that's a different matter entirely

[@TheKittyQueen3120]

A complication of his tangents would be amazing

[@crpineo]

@@TheKittyQueen3120 heh, a "complication" of his tangents is a rather fitting phrasing :P

[@limbo2433]

"Toph doesn't know where the fuck the moon is" was a lot more funny than it should have

[@52flyingbicycles]

9:44 I’ve heard that Jane Austin did this in reverse: where her finished products read like every character was a woman but with swapped around pronouns. So she’s essentially r/womenwritingmen

[@manitshukla568]

10:00 "boobs flopped boobly" this shit have me laughing for 6 hours

[@Pepeutra]

I love how often people forget Toph is blind lmao

[@Gyrhoe]

I remember someone saying that the people that tell you you can't say "queer" are just playing the game of people that want to know what category you're in so they can exclude you better for not being the right flavor of gay. So yeah. Queer.

[@RedAce-RTI]

as a aroace person that existed during the "whats the A in LGBTQIA stand for" ordeal, i felt that

[@zachb982]

The sugar in the Gatorade probably contributed to the crust, I’m surprised the interior still came out well though.

[@TBTabby]

17:47 There was an episode of Batman: The Animated Series about that exact premise, "Riddler's Reform." He almost made it, but he just couldn't let go of his obsession with outsmarting Batman.

[@KnightSlasher]

I can confirm that I want to try Gatorade bread rn afterall anyone that says no to that is a liar

[@normanclatcher]

It depends very much on the flavor. I am not trying the Zero Sugar Grape Gatorade bread.

[@screamindog8772]

@@normanclatcher you can’t handle the truth

[@jwalster9412]

​@@normanclatcher what do you think would work the best?

[@normanclatcher]

@@jwalster9412 Looks to me like OP did it with Strawberry, which came out looking very much like a sweet roll. Good stuff, very pleasantly mellow. I think the Blue Cherry would make the most interesting one, in terms of color or flavor.

[@sealboi9666]

By any chance do you know who johnny razor is

[@esavvysavokiii1277]

god this is nostalgic. like six years ago my friend and i would consistently text each other "guten morgen herr pterodactyl" in the mornings bc of this post. those were the days

[@Rasec193]

6:56 this is no-joke how i learned that the series got cancelled (I LOVED the series and it deserves a proper ending)

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

I could listen to Robin all day. He's awesome (so are Jack and Lexi of course). His voice is so relaxing to listen to even when he's going on a rant lol

[@soupoup]

He is also the most relatable to me which makes his videos more enjoyable :-)

[@ThumosTheUnbroken]

69th like

[@GG1315]

13:37 there's a reason for why speed eaters are skinny people, and that reason is two words high metabolism.

[@ViolentlyPetrus]

on 18:50, i'd have died at age 4 from a bronchitis attack. I was born with chronic respiratory issues and when i was 4 i had to hospitalized, and barely managed to survive

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

Robins speech about mental health makes me feel like I have an Ally even hundreds of kilometres away.

[@thehittite6982]

A few years ago I heard a recreation of what scientists believe a T Rex might have sounded like. It was described as "the scariest sound you've ever felt."

[@vidmanandrew09]

That has so much “don’t look at me in that tone of voice” energy.

[@thehittite6982]

@@vidmanandrew09 Basically they took sounds that surviving descendants of dinosaurs can make and scaled them up to T Rex size. The result is a sound that is LOUD and carries for miles, but is mostly on a frequency too low for humans to hear.

[@evangonzalez7732]

​@@vidmanandrew09now I'm just imagining a trex having the scariest voice I can imagine, so I have an image of a 12 metere tall lizard running at me screaming in a latina mom voice about how I'm going to get the slipper if I don't slow down.

[@SilentHallows]

The Ridder thing is funny knowning that in one comic, joker had a treatment like that, he became a worker at a DMV.

[@Zephyranthes-23]

They should keep putting timers when Robin goes on his rants. It's funny as heck.

[@killuazoldyck7442]

I make a habit of thanking the person that helps me when I have to call support for a problem :)

[@EmKay]

We are all human after all 💖

[@justafoxolotl]

5:29 common thi g where I live, you just scoop them out of plants growing over trees on rivers no idea if this is the correct spelling but here we call it Cidra kinda surprised to see it in another context

[@notagoat281]

15:29 I'm pretty sure Shaggy _has_ actually raced against actual Olympic runners and won (not sure if he got a medal, cause I think it might not have ever been in an actual Olympic race, but the fact remains he's faster). Plus he can go from 0 to 100 at the drop of a hat, and has a reaction speed to match his running speed. There's a reason that he was completely untouchable in that one movie where they hypnotized him into being fearless (you know, the one that Ultra Instinct Shaggy was from).

[@RavenWolffe77]

Also, Shaggy is canonically a Vietnam War vet, which is why he's so skittish, in addition to the whole "being fast and physically jacked as fuck" thing.

[@notagoat281]

@@RavenWolffe77 : Wait what.

[@official-obama]

22:34 my old person trait is that i want to go into the code of something and figure out what's wrong, instead of sitting in nerdy anger unable to figure out anything useful.

[@official-obama]

oh wait, that's just a restatement of what he said. excluding minified/obfuscated code!

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

So that entire thing about feeling your emotions is literally the plot of Charlie: The Unicorn.

[@luckyinky7849]

22:53 this made me more empathetic towards call workers because I always forget they have multiple things to do and people to talk to

[@renakunisaki]

I mean when I have to wait 45 minutes on hold, I'm not angry at the poor sap who answers, but the company who didn't hire enough people.

[@1withthelion]

LGBTQIA+(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Queer(or questioning so it can be both or interchangeable), Intersex, Asexual, etc). I'm so glad I joined it, I've been so much happier, it opened my options for love, which is a good thing for a hopeless romantic such as myself

[@GenericUsername95]

What do Intersex and Asexual mean? I've kind of gotten out of the loop with this stuff.

[@1withthelion]

@@GenericUsername95 Intersex means naturally born with both male and female anatomy and asexual is someone that doesn’t have sexual attraction to anyone

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

10:40 You, my friend, have discovered the romance sound shifts. The fact that it works in English is the weird part.

[@piperhfj]

1:53 what im taking from this (using my astronomical adhd powers): normally the coins would be much lighter than a potato, but since theyre balanced, that means thw coins' weight have increased, MEANING, their value increased. this also ties into the calculator and the phrase "big things are coming" swarming the background. also seen in the background is something that seems to be more cash, further tying into the reverse inflation idea. i dont know anymore man 😭

[@Mag3.1415]

No no, He’s got a point

[@wesleystewart8947]

Fun fact: dinosaur vocal chords are thought to just be more primitive bird vocal chords, because they're ancestors to birds, leading to the theory that the noises they made were just chirps and speaks. BUT German is WAY funnier.

[@hereiam87]

2:14 food weighs more than money that has been coldly calculated but you need to eat the food to be there to measure

[@nefwaenre]

6:20 was so wholesomely uplifting... Thanks Robin. Am at probably my lowest low and this.. this resonated with me. Thanks again my dude.

[@morgancampbell6315]

I hope you realize just how special your existence is to so many people

[@cheese2955]

8:26 I f@&$ing LOVE mimikyu Out of ALL the Pokémon, Mimikyu and Roulet are the only 2 that I would truly keep as pets All Mimikyu wants is true, unconditional love and even though it isn’t the cutest, I would make any Mimikyu in my possession the happiest Mimikyu in the world

[@geovoid]

Hell yeah, Mimikyu is a wonderful creature and has no flaws

[@mirokudivine]

18:55 I barely survived birth and was in nicu for over a month, the doctors were surprised to see I was even alive when they did an emergency c section on my mom. Plus she was on bed rest and constant monitoring after her first 6 miscarriages so I should have been a still birth or late term miscarriage if not due to luck and medical help so in Middle Ages I would not have existed

[@emilybarclay8831]

Miscarriage and the subsequent haemorrhage was not an uncommon cause of death for women back then so your mother would likely also not have survived. We’re incredibly lucky to live in these times

[@johnwatters1496]

My teeth are overcrowded so I might not have died but my teeth would’ve fallen out

[@Starwort]

3:45 it's also kind of the plot of Avatar: The Last Airbender - the Fire Nation destroys the airbender population, so it becomes a lost art

[@TheMrAlien]

The vegetable at 5:30 looks like a Choko. Not a new vegetable, but an old one. Almost everyone seemed to have a Choko vine up to about the 80's in Australia. They just grow and grow without much need to help them. Taste pretty plain, but good to fill out a meal.

[@user-ik7xm2pu8r]

They do taste amazing with melted cheese or cheese sauce and a bit of chicken salt tho…..

[@doggomaru]

Was about to correct you and say it was a chayote, but I decided to look it up first, and they're the same thing. Learn something new everyday, I guess. Anyway, if you like Filipino food, they're great in tinola as a replacement for green papaya.

[@alice_ore]

9:43 oh my god yes. this is literally the advice i gave to my bf when he had trouble writing HIS female characters for his webcomic. he never REALLY had any of his female characters be sex objects, he just admitted he didn't know how to write women.

[@smeifcat]

Smeif's fun facts #1 The word queer used to just be a way of calling something unusual or strange. Also I can relate to the clip were it talks about it being fine to question your gender and decide ok everything already checks out I think I'm good. I first questioned my sexuality and realized that it was ok to be bi in spite of my stepdad despising LGBTQ people. Then I realized, what about my gender itself. I determined that it all checked out. I'm running on default settings but with a neat purple pink and blue theme.

[@soupoup]

I love that last line

[@smeifcat]

@@soupoup thank you

[@twotailedavenger]

I can't help but wonder if that guy who saw the kid just going all Kirby on those ribs had actually encountered, like, a younger sibling of Matt Stonie.

[@Zipesthemanokit]

7:49 I can relate to this. In the robotics room at school some things in there are just like "DO NOT TOUCH THAT" not bc it's dangerous, but because if they touch it, it's just gonna have a knock on effect and everything stops working, even things that aren't connected to it. Like our bender head (from futurama) tells us when it's lunch, and he stopped working one day and everyone stayed for another ten minutes before they realised

[@nvfury13]

9:16 Despite him having fought vampires in the past, Captain America (with blood full of super serum) is about the last person you want fighting vampires…Hulk is last, gamma empowered vampires is something *nobody* is ready to handle.

[@Non_Microwaveable]

17:51 this was so funny to me because I've been thinking about a writing idea I had, where batman gets merced (by the joker probs it would make the most sense) and one of the villains decides to suck it up and take his place. and that villain is riddler because he's my favorite and yes I'm biased about it. i haven't done much with this idea but I hope I can experiment with it more

[@LoveofTech]

I can totally see Riddler doing this to prove he was always better.

[@Non_Microwaveable]

@@LoveofTech exactly my thought!!

[@jewels3846]

A. Love the name cause my BF goes by SewerRat and favourite hero is batman. I just noticed as i was about to reply anyway 😂 But my reply is: regardless of how long it takes if you want to do it, do it! Sounds like a fun idea and good concept ❤

[@LeniWuff]

9:14 Cap would definitly say "Language!" first for the swearing.😂

[@RylanIGuess]

0:19 dude I love Gatorade, but mixed with bread is wacky is what I shouldn't have thought. They make it sound so good and I want some now.

[@suntailu88]

13:30, kid def unlocked some super power and he needs nutrition to help his body adapt😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@rayhayden6220]

It took me a minute to reread that lgbtq joke. "I cant get a *straight* answer" oh my GOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@princealigorna7468]

3:23 Lovecraft absolutely heard about this story and used it as the basis for Keziah Mason in "Dreams in the Witch House"

[@yadfud363]

6:53 i still loathe the fact that this was how i figured out that one of my favorite shows at the time was cancelled

[@jayelyon3078]

I love the fact that the german was pronounced absolutely flawlessly like it just made it 100 times better

[@jaxsonbateman]

I was really curious about the month long erection anime as I love ridiculous plots like that (I am so freaking stoked that they're turning "I Was Reborn As A Vending Machine" into an anime), so I did some digging and found the actual synopsis of the show (called Darling). The way the person described it made it sound like some sort of curse or something (which is the case with Nyan Koi, where the protag breaks a cat deity statue and has to help cats or be turned into a cat); but it has additional steps - basically, he's a pornographic comic author that has a tight deadline, but has the special power to work at super speed if he's aroused. So, it's not a curse, but rather in order to meet the insane deadline he has to constantly use that power - hence the month-long erection. It's also hentai, so that explains the ridiculous penis superpower plot device.

[@TheBananaMan971]

excuse me, "I was reborn as a vending machine"? please elaborate on how that situation came to be.

[@cheshire_sensei]

​@@TheBananaMan971well, it started when homie got isekai'ed after some kind of traffic accident (I think it involved truck-kun) and he happened to have an obsession with vending machines so in the new world he became a vending machine that is able to harness the products of any vending machine known to the MC, which is a lot. There are some other details but it's surprisingly good all things considered.

[@TheBananaMan971]

@@cheshire_sensei cool

[@KatietheKreator]

20:20 grow a plant from a piece of birdseed. you can drown that thing and it will still be fine. Just don’t take it to the beach lol, that’s how my poor birdseed grass blade died

[@DeathWishesXOXO]

When robin actually helps you express your emotions:

[@itamareizikovich]

"You will NOT disrespect the duck song!" 17:19

[@Fen_Fox]

25:20 Wait no but honestly bless librarians. When I was young I went up once and told one I was looking for a book, didn't remember the title, but I remembered what the cover of the book looked like. She found it in like 5-10 min after I had been searching through the shelves for over an hour

[@urmother3174]

4:57 Actually, that taxidermy was done by someone who had never seen a lion before, and had no references. A king back in 1731, was gifted a lion (one of the first lions in Scandinavia). When it died, the taxidermist had never actually seen a lion before (since this was one of the first lions in the country), had done the taxidermy how he thought a lion would look, resulting in the horrible (yet hilarious) monstrosity that is supposed to be a King's pet lion.

[@feuerling]

Even if he never saw a lion, you'd think he'd at least have seen a housecat at some point

[@lightrealmrapono]

So disappointed he didn't read the extended version of the cold water tea post, that mess is fantastic.

[@walkingpokedex8478]

15:18 I know people pretty much only remember the phantasaur movie because of the ultra instinct shaggy memes, but like-that same movie he was gaining well over his OWN HEIGHT from jumping off of FALLING BOULDERS, he is genuinely superhuman

[@NaviDoodlez]

I've always seen it as Queer, but questioning totally works too. and the term queer has been reclaimed by most of us. some of the older generations my have issues with it given that it was definitely used as a slur around when they were younger, so i would say discretion as advised. but i use queer all the time

[@soupoup]

Yes to all of this

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

I mean, a person who's quetioning may by definition still be cishet so I don't reaply think it fits.

[@afoolishfopdoodle3284]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 Not necessarily. Labels can change over time as people discover more and more about themselves. One label might not fit anymore after a while, but that doesn't make it any less valid in the present

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@afoolishfopdoodle3284 I am aware of that. What I am saying is that someone can question their sexuality and/or their gender identity and then settle back at where they started - cishet

[@afoolishfopdoodle3284]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 Yeah, but they can still be questioning in the moment. They don't have to identify as questioning forever. Labels are fluid.