r/Crackheadcraigslist | I WANT IT

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

4 yr old:Where do babies come from? Normal people: from the womb Crackheads: *craiglist*

[@santanopezapologist]

I didn't know we were talking about snacks now?

[@zostars]

@@santanopezapologist r/cursedcomments im scared for you

[@calliewatts8186]

Someone: *is sad* Emkay: you picked the wrong house, fool

[@BeanOnTheFlipside]

no it just makes me more misrable wha

[@notwonderboyjay2191]

You picked the right house fool*

[@BeanOnTheFlipside]

@• DarkAngel_MariYT bro it's a reddit channel get the joke they are un original and steal others content pretty funny ngl

[@notwonderboyjay2191]

• DarkAngel_MariYT no I mean cause they make people happy

[@calliewatts8186]

@@notwonderboyjay2191 there talking to the sadness. Not the sad person.

[@kanniekosplayyes2799]

that first picture made me think of one of Mary-Kate and Ashley's old songs: "Brother for sale. 25 cents" xD

[@SilveniumTheDrifter]

GOOD TIMES. I remember that song.

[@anthonysherman1935]

69 likes

[@yourlosthandnamedyue-t8n]

Who the hell would ship a baby, this is just adoption into a whole new level edit: spelling

[@weebebesties1447]

especially for 3 dollars, like, you could get a lot more out of that thing

[@MrVibe-tx4rn]

@@weebebesties1447 r/cursedcomments

[@John-oo6ng]

when I saw the baby my brain idmetently went to all the terribly bent boxes

[@paularocha199]

r/technically the truth

[@paularocha199]

Baby’s are annoying

[@jenimeusborn4107]

I've noticed that Robin is very selective with his swearing. Won't say "shit" one sentence but will say it 2 sentences later.

[@hopelessheathen8190]

Yes a man of culture 😂😂

[@SnaiIer]

ah, thats the editor

[@Draconic_Incenerator]

Yet its not Robin choosing not to as its the editor that bleeps them out or not.

[@chewchewchocobar1300]

Nobody: Robin: t h a t looks l I k e A 9 0- YEAR o L d BABY

[@notwonderboyjay2191]

Yea i watched the video

[@jcube167]

@@notwonderboyjay2191 ~ S A M E ~

[@notwonderboyjay2191]

Just about Mc Fu*king had it ??

[@notwonderboyjay2191]

Just about Mc Fu*king had it I mean he just wrote exactly what he said

[@targetida3999]

@@notwonderboyjay2191 You ruined the joke, please stop

[@beepk_]

I feel like a better name for this would be *_r/crackslist_*

[@ninjayajnin]

craigsheadcracklist

[@beepk_]

@NinjayajniN /NIN jay UH jay NIN\ I take it back, that’s better

[@nixonomical]

great idea kokichi

[@jackalthesandwingminecraft2480]

Hello fellow Kokichi fan :D

[@tugboattheflatgamer2246]

•Galaxy Swirl• request granted

[@TheStrikerArmy]

4:05 that’s not a terrible thing. It’s actually brilliant, getting more anti maskers to wear a mask

[@DDNDGaming-bj9td]

13:10 is like, “Whoever be worthy enough to pull the solo cup from the stone shall be the new king of college dorm parties.”

[@hopefultrash5685]

The guy trying to sell montana is just innovative Y'all just don't get it

[@grain2247]

As someone named Montana, this comment freaked me out before I saw this bit

[@mollygrader4918]

@@grain2247 XDDDD

[@awesomestyles]

If anything, I think Alaska would fit better with Canada. Think about it: it's cold there, and they have a lot of moose.

[@notokey7829]

But idaho is better-

[@mollygrader4918]

@@awesomestyles NO ALASKA IS BETTER THEN MONTANA

[@hasanaltameemi8375]

Tiktok gets shut down Redditors: lets celebrate

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Hehe bot go brr

[@Rainbow__cookie]

Fortnite gets shut down Let's do the cringe fortnite dances

[@ajofilmsofficial1829]

KZbinrs: why do I hear boss music

[@recestroman4026]

Great And Loveable Clod video 1444?

[@recestroman4026]

That’s long gone

[@brysonkuhn3290]

If the anti-mask masks actually get Karens to wear them I'm down for it

[@Cattissosilly]

Hell yea

[@Rickhedonymindframe]

yes

[@anonygent]

I don't think you know what a Karen is.

[@scibanana3542]

Honestly, I think we should just let them die out on their own. Natural selection will remove them from the gene pool.

[@H341HER_D_K3]

yeah

[@timtheguy2179]

6:27 It’s weird enough that he’s selling his hands on Craigslist But I’m wondering: HOW THE HELL DID HE TAKE THE PICTURE

[@duncancarman3822]

Good question

[@ninjayajnin]

with his camera

[@fusionunderscore3668]

goPro

[@oatmealman1586]

With his lips, I've seen it before

[@pokeoh1831]

@@ninjayajnin r/technchelly the truth

[@therawringdog6754]

The avatars of Emkay Jack Robin Zach Lexi And the one that was all Damien And Micheal doesnt go in I dont know any funny things that have 6 people Slazo Makes it 7 people,just read the comments at this point

[@gaesimp__]

Where's Micheal

[@therawringdog6754]

@@gaesimp__ my god how many people have voiced this channel

[@patrickthebunny2626]

imagine having no wheeze *-this post was made by damien gang*

[@lanedropify]

The loss of Damien was catastrophic

[@patrickthebunny2626]

@@lanedropify i miss his wheeze :(

[@Cosmik60]

0:00 - *baby trafficking* *my favourite*

[@SquarerootDepression]

When you get wrong parcel from baby. Corp

[@mollygrader4918]

SAME

[@f12-e8o]

Why is you profile picture sad? U good there buddy? Can I help?

[@Cosmik60]

@@f12-e8o *nah mate*

[@f12-e8o]

@@Cosmik60 good to know

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

3:58 "this mask is as USELESS as-" **top 10 sentences scientists atill can't answer to this day**

[@fusionunderscore3668]

This one strange fact about masks will get you to be an anti-masker! Scientists HATE it!

[@nocount7517]

...Nancy Pelosi.

[@Tw0Dots]

The mask is as useless as Montana

[@F3aredGenocide]

@@Tw0Dots nothing is as useless as Montana

[@notwonderboyjay2191]

The ski that will make you pee *He is speaking the language of gods*

[@adfadge]

The coke can one actually kinda made sense, a lot of people spend thousands on coke cans that are unopened and partly empty because it means that they're rare and went through a manufacturing mistake

[@kchopgamer3894]

So can we all agree that the syrup was actually extremely normal just, in general?

[@pyctur]

YOURE GONNA SHIP THE BABY????

[@SquarerootDepression]

Only for 3usd Order now for free shipping!!

[@therabbid4994]

Yes..

[@DarwinskiYT]

Taking “delivering a baby” to a whole new level

[@eao3565]

Yeah ikr, they usually get shipped at 6 yr but if they're smart they get shipped at 12.

[@mollygrader4918]

i got shipped from Florida To California and look at me i'm fine!

[@kaitlyniskawaii]

8:58 I've heard stories about my aunt who used to live in rich hill, missouri where apparently the guys would haul their overweight wives in the backs of trailers on a lawnmower. My mother called the town "hickville" and knowing my aunt it's almost absolutely true.

[@jupiter_407]

Anyone else miss Damien? His laugh was chaotic.

[@sarajerde8280]

Follow his channel! 😁

[@jupiter_407]

@@sarajerde8280 oh, I have been for a while now, miss him on here.

[@rosechan449]

Whats his channel name?

[@sarajerde8280]

@@rosechan449 Channel name is Damien Lee

[@moritzworle2751]

0:11 Actually it's illegal to sell your child in Florida.

[@kentuckyfriedballs5854]

But do Florida men care

[@AnymMusic]

Yeah but......it's Florida

[@CaseyB8783]

2:18 "How old are you?" "Idk somewhere between 1 and 100"

[@harbor641]

true....

[@this_channel_is_discontinued]

Baby $3 “Are you gonna eat that?” “No... you can have it!”

[@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218]

Asdf movie

[@this_channel_is_discontinued]

@@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218 yes

[@nrgwizard6686]

Reptilian be like

[@VixieStickz]

Day 87 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason

[@notwonderboyjay2191]

He did already he saw one of the posts about it

[@oheck]

im gonna like this so he'll see this

[@Deathbyoath]

Bro we missed 69th day....

[@VixieStickz]

@@notwonderboyjay2191 Wait! Really!? Where!? I had school so it has been difficult to do, but if it is in discord or any social medias I won't be able to see them, because I am not allowed to have social medias

[@VixieStickz]

@@Deathbyoath Not gonna lie I was deeply disappointed, only one person who helped me since day 36 (sadnessishere) saw day 69 we both expected it to be huge

[@hollieisonyt4459]

TikTok: gets shut down Redditors: CELEEEBBRATE GOOD TIMES

[@takkow774]

CMON

[@thatlittleghostthing]

@@takkow774 you have a problem

[@takkow774]

@@thatlittleghostthing i dont like tiktok i was just continuing the song

[@nyctomint]

the jet ski guy really gets me because everything about it radiates asshole but at the same time the guy's main motivation seems to be "it's fun" and he isn't really pushing anything weird like you'd normally expect with these posts. it's a real mixed messages kinda thing

[@leahgooda3479]

Human + hamster = yes I meant no

[@trollgeincident1911]

Yesn't

[@acoolsephirothrgmt7834]

@Mr. Green Humpster noob

[@FishyyWizard]

Friend: are you going to the party? Me: yea im almost there. Me: *rolls up to the party with my baby doll tires* sup

[@chefboiarby304]

Fun fact: It was a prop used in an Impractical Jokers challenge.

[@minislymortalmeltdown3262]

I feel like this subreddit is a scp of itself

[@skellington8090]

There are certainly a lot of things on here that’d be considered anomalous!

[@MixZTitaniumDubstep]

6:20 even the chair looks terrified. It's saying "get this period stain off of me!"

[@Kai-dl3du]

I have to thank this channel for existing, as its one of the channels, aside from Snake Discovery and occasionally Twoset, that I watch to calm and distract myself from when I feel unwell.

[@FattRatt]

Robin is perfect for dark subreddits like this and cursed comments Lexi is perfect for more wholesome subreddits like aww make me smile and funny

[@skellington8090]

Then which subreddits are Damien and Jack perfect for?

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

*_4:29_**_-I get a weird feeling that Garret Watts would buy him-_*

[@GoldicShadow]

9:08 Oh hey finally found my baby pics thanks!

[@frog5822]

I am a frog. I approve of this video :)

[@SquarerootDepression]

Nice

[@bonkuwu3584]

I subbed to you, when will you upload videos?

[@name-uh5ee]

"I got ths ski that will make you pee" Wtf Why would your ski make me pee

[@rexjolles]

Well actually it IS illegal to do botox without a medical license lol

[@kikikillian1208]

In Florida too? I mean probably, but do they care?

[@nxcrorat]

_I'm so glad I checked out the "subscriptions" page;;_

[@raeechllee]

• ArTxSpAz • saikakqos

[@mononeucliosis2084]

same

[@SquarerootDepression]

Lol same

[@Tw0Dots]

Noice

[@raynethescribe2772]

Person: let me rent your pond Me, having the last name Pond: *stares uncomfortably *

[@lemau8458]

ur not funny

[@raynethescribe2772]

@@lemau8458 yeah i know but i try in vain anyways...

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

Is your first name Amy?

[@fabs5163]

9:56 won't let me go, I can't stop laughing 😭

[@rexjolles]

My aunt had her dog stuffed and it's weird. I couldn't do that stuff because it would make me upset

[@flabunny1]

agreed, who has their deceased pet made into a rug or a stuffed animal..

[@oatmealman1586]

That dude selling that jet ski is a marketing mastermind

[@codyschoonover1988]

Turns out from my understanding “coke can collectors” have been known to pay 175k for a half empty unopened can because they are rare and a story of people in shock because she opened an empty unopened can they try to say is worth 20k. Just goes to show people will buy anything if it’s expensive

[@enclavesoldier770]

3:02 that ain't a tank that's an armored car lol 😂

[@meriewanderer]

shipping a baby isn't something I expected to see today

[@buttersstotch1365]

The editor did a really good job with this video

[@grizzlle2275]

Crackslist, where craigslist becomes extreme.

[@gaminglelopop1151]

Edsi shop owner: *makes mask for antimaskers* Masks: *works like any other mask* Edsi shop owner:I am 4 parallel universes ahead of everyone

[@萬圓]

“Tried bug repellent on spiders”

[@matrixphijr]

9:20 - Wow, that actually sounds pretty cool. I wonder what's wrong with-- 9:33 - SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! (fr though, that one actually got me 😂)

[@messitallweird9837]

The early comments are best “IM FIRST” “omg wow earl”

[@riceseed]

Or “ when you’re too early and don’t know what to say” and “last time I’ve been this early [insert here]”

[@huntergass6627]

Yep

[@huntergass6627]

And you get too excited that you don't know what to type

[@magnehad2435]

Oh hello Temans

[@messitallweird9837]

Rice Seed well, you see. You don’t always have to to put or with whatever I said. But I could be wrong lol

[@SkittleJuice2]

3:23 As a Canadian, I will gladly take you up on this offer. And it has beavers you say?

[@WhyHeEepy]

"You're going to ship the BABY!?!?!?!"

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

Yes how else will I get my take away

[@Suha1b]

15:47 Mum: why don't you play with the kid next door The kid next door:

[@fishygo_vroomvroom865]

17:07 made me pull me feet back under the blanket...

[@XxBloodied_Lambxx]

Mom: we have Miss Moriah Reynolds at home. Miss Moriah Reynolds at home: 1:10

[@mollygrader4918]

9:17 When i was 2 this is how i got to California from Florida!

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

7:49 I have a golden retriever named champ. couldn’t imagine doing this to him :(

[@aceystar1478]

Alright let me get this straight. You can rent a pond. The term is leasing it. My grandfather does it with his since he doesn't use it.

[@emmastaub5706]

I just now realised that the EmKay hand logo is not humanly posible to perform

[@sequentiacyclica]

Use the other hand

[@emmastaub5706]

FirstName LastName you cant use the other hand i just tried to do it and my hand would not allow me to do it properly

[@sequentiacyclica]

@@emmastaub5706 ok

[@emmastaub5706]

FirstName LastName like you’re name btw its cool

[@sequentiacyclica]

@@emmastaub5706 ok.

[@figmentisms]

as someone who unfortunately lives in montana i can say that i'd be perfectly fine with being canadian

[@henryrodgers7386]

5:40 These are actually fairly common. It was popular to cut the top off GM's "Doorstop" vans and make small pickups about 20 years ago. This one, however... has an open cabin. And is therefore mostly useless. I'd give them $250 if it ran, drove, and had both a clear title and a full tank of unethanolated gas. 16:30 People do this all the time! People with 1990 PONTIAC TRANSPORT PICKUPs! . . Fun fact for those who clicked. The Pontiac van was the "TranSport". As in, a cross between a Trans Am and a transport truck. You've heard of the birds and the bees, but have you ever heard of that age-old tale: "The muscle car and the U-Haul" ?

[@Bernar4]

my dog look high

[@thelunchlady8276]

my dog look low

[@John-oo6ng]

when I saw the baby my brain idmetently went to all the terribly bent boxes

[@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615]

People actually pay thousands for misfilled cans of coke

[@ScribbleEnigma47]

9:18 Me, a South Park fan: Ship the baby!

[@lilbroomstick6328]

Damn everyone coming to make those firsts

[@sequentiacyclica]

First

[@wenskun8765]

1:41 i remember watching/reading someone makes a candle out of bacon fat that for months linger in their apartment that when they go outside they feel weird without the essence of bacon that lingers in the air. it always make me smile when I taught about it.

[@Crei-Cries]

SUGGESTION: say at the start of the video "I'm robin, and I'm robbin your heart"

[@thatlittleghostthing]

I should just tell you now he's not seeing your comment so don't get your hopes up

[@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time]

1:11 *When Ms.Maria Reynolds walked into my life*

[@arvo-noon]

When your early but the video won’t load so you can’t make witty remarks: *D:

[@nunyabusiness168]

2:10 someone’s been watching a bit too much Impractical Jokers.

[@srthebox4946]

KZbin updated for me and when I entered the front page, emkay’s video was uploaded the same time as entered lol

[@kebapokunmus3750]

No you are frosty

[@helsify]

No

[@Lu-yi3nk]

Because youre early

[@Sonicboi776]

oof

[@nij5517]

Your avatar More like noob

[@sykurpudi1]

Robin Xycron as the narrator for Emkay is... Surreal

[@Fallen_Bagles]

A white, soft fluffy thing i like to like random new comments! have a g’day. cute picture fam!

[@sykurpudi1]

@@Fallen_Bagles good to know that it wasn't because my comment was... Funny or interesting, factual or that you agreed with it. I just won the upvote lottery. Yay...!

[@massiveforeheadproductions4015]

This has been out for a minute and there are already 57 comments

[@manuelFlores-iw7kv]

The person in the thumbnail is definitely what a human hamster would look like.

[@jadincherry4617]

90% of these are just people joking around lmfao some I can’t tell if they’re serious or not

[@Lu-yi3nk]

Ah yes, the perfect drink and meal, aged bacon grease and baby tires.

[@TubaMan628]

My dad got an x wing game and someone's name was emkay Pronounced completely the same

[@Goh._907]

Planting in pants is ok but dang that's another level

[@justaholycat3061]

When your early yet there’s 302 comments...

[@pIotting]

Emkay uploading at 11:59pm and making both of my days better at the same time.

[@joowo0]

People: Sees comments Also them: “omg FirSt 😻😻😻😻”

[@Atlasworld2005]

ikr i hate those types of people.

[@oogabooga7780]

i have finally understood EmKay is supposed to sound like "Umm Okay"

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 56 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@lemau8458]

no

[@nottmythical4521]

the editing for this video is so good

[@randomstupidhumans5565]

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING AN EMKAY VID

[@B_s2918]

It's 17 minutes long and it was posted 9 minutes ago

[@notwonderboyjay2191]

Yea so is literally everyone else

[@randomstupidhumans5565]

Not this one-

[@notwonderboyjay2191]

Random School Kids ayo chill no need to say idiots

[@randomstupidhumans5565]

Notwonderboyjay 21 Sorry bro

[@vincenzociaralli7111]

When the video said "Botocks with a kit I bought from eBay" (2:25) I heard "Botocks with a KID I bought from eBay"

[@adeaddeity7265]

Hello, how’s your day?

[@hatpat3]

Dad: r ya winning son Me: *looks at dad looks back to computer dies in fortnight*

[@hatpat3]

*rage

[@ww4626]

plz help me find my comment. Its lost on the internet :(

[@SquarerootDepression]

Found it

[@duncancarman3822]

R/technicallythetruth

[@thatlittleghostthing]

Here it is

[@lemau8458]

the comment section of this video is a disaster, full of little kids trying to be funny

[@SilveniumTheDrifter]

@@lemau8458 Somebody hating, or subtly wanting to follow the comment thread? :P

[@BRASSFROG]

Even though im a bit late (atm 22 hours) seeing emkay upload while im sick and having a bad week makes my day.

[@SquarerootDepression]

Fun fact: Right now No one has watched the whole video

[@lemau8458]

sure

[@chewchewchocobar1300]

Noone: Craigslist: allows people to ship babies

[@Sonic_hahaha_one]

Day 37 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees and day 27 if recommending r/garfieldminusgarfield.

[@hopelessheathen8190]

Not gonna lie the wife hauler looks kinda fun

[@antoniusquandaevus8932]

Don't say"first" or "I'm early"it's ANNOYING

[@grim5910]

Yeah I know right?

[@zekewheats597]

“first” or “I’m early”it’s ANNOYING

[@zekewheats597]

I said it 😓

[@jjburntpancake8361]

Third

[@_1V4N]

*First Early*

[@fermataoverawholerestasapun]

I feel like Emkay was made as a collab between a bunch of internet friends that met on reddit