r/Crappydesign | intersection...

[@ShortHax]

The weird door at the top of the stairs is like the first house I ever built in the Sims

[@PhysicsChan]

Ey

[@MonikaaLe4thWallBreaker]

@keep rollin bot -_-

[@finneascoombs5092]

@TommyGaming 🅥 bot

[@fireice3040]

*You monster!*

[@fireice3040]

@keep rollin reported

[@randaranatunga7259]

As Lexi would say “This is r/ATBGE without passion, its just horrible design”

[@youareoneant]

yes

[@fisho9335]

@Funny stop

[@edgeofthedelta8057]

this has nothing to do with the comment but I'd like to make everyone aware you can report the people who spam those messages with the youtube links, if it has something to do with what Funny said, pornorgrophy, if its anything else you can report it for spam or unwanted content

[@arfansthename]

it's just r/ataae

[@hey_youwill748]

Made it 369 likes 😎

[@thewriter3727]

8:54 Jack: "assssscending order" subtitles: *"ass ending order"*

[@CoraCreates]

Why so much s Edit: nevermind, I get it.

[@deondrelowe5216]

Bob the builder is crying right now

[@weird_squid]

@keep rollin no

[@MonikaaLe4thWallBreaker]

@keep rollin bot :/

[@Fafr]

if I'm right, that's actually builderman from Roblox

[@deondrelowe5216]

@@yukiotheanimator5399 I subscribed to you lol

[@Fei_fei_...]

@keep rollin №

[@randaranatunga7259]

That first one should be on r/boss fight and be called *“Bob the deconstructor”*

[@nagisatsukimiya1999]

💥💥💥

[@edgeofthedelta8057]

this has nothing to do with the comment but I'd like to make everyone aware you can report the people who spam those messages with the youtube links, if it has something to do with what Funny said, pornorgrophy, if its anything else you can report it for spam or unwanted content (copy and pasted from the other comment from Randa for teaching purposes)

[@arandomguy71]

Fun Fact: That's Builderman From Roblox.....REALLY OLD ROBLOX

[@mortals8142]

@@arandomguy71 ik

[@SacredSpirit1337]

@@arandomguy71 yep!

[@theyoutubevirus]

I could imagine Jack's voice coming from that dragon, the posters friend that drew that managed to visually represent Jack's personality perfectly

[@myah3617]

nice pfp

[@supriseddragon6737]

Yes, yes, or yes? You choose.

[@20SG20]

From the creators of "Boobless america" we present "In god wet rust".

[@peskypigeonx]

I feel feelings in places I didn’t even know could have feelings, I’m confused

[@42wallaby52]

The first post actually makes sense with the context. CHAMPS stands for: C - Conversation H - Help (what to do if you need it) A - Activity M - Movement (if you're moving around the class and such) P - Participation (participating during an activity/speaking out during class) S - Success

[@yippieetapietootah]

lol i was looking in the comments to see if anyone else got this

[@ryanp6039]

I was watching on my TV and literally stopped watching to explain what CHAMPS meant on my computer but looks like you beat me to it.

[@littleaftns4200]

Help your school does that too? 😭

[@sadmac356]

@@littleaftns4200 mine did too…

[@verybarebones]

It kinda doesn't though, why break up the acronym if youre not gonna explain it and just add a diff breakdowm

[@katymbeke8400]

"Your forehead crease looks like someone just photo-shopped your face onto someone else's face."

[@jakepullman4914]

r/rareinsults

[@Hybrid301]

The only reason I can see someone doing the first one is if they have children/pets that cannot be contained by normal stair gates. And now it could qualify for r/oddlyterrifying

[@blabla7417]

that window blocking that house alarm made me go „only in America“ until it zoomed on „Hausalarm“. Great, welcome to Germany

[@insaincaldo]

Ah, but German engineering is infallible, so you would never need the alarm.

[@JeffyJeffingtonTowerDefence]

Don't worry, German science is the best in the world, so you would actually never need it.

[@silverchiko4228]

Looked at the time and thought "This has to be Jack, we've just entered daylight savings". Glad to say that I'm not disappointed.

[@skyeplaysgames4598]

@@agnez3877 I am scared

[@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. As a graphic designer, videos like this make me feel so secure in my occupation.

[@khzhak]

12:05 that maze literally requires going in the outside area to finish. It's completely impossible otherwise.

[@elizar666]

The thing about the drawers for me is, somebody had to install that by hand. Somebody probably had a helluva time with the drawers at 5:26 and just said "eh not my problem."

[@CatBehaviourPhD]

“Well good thing my nicotine addicted chihuahua is wearing shoes today.” - Jack 2021

[@cinnamon4ada7]

With the noises those devils make I wouldn’t be surprised if all of them do hardcore drugs

[@insaincaldo]

@@cinnamon4ada7 Tweaker dogs for sure and recently off their shit as well.

[@theoddgaming5529]

Thats a lot worse without context lmao

[@UncannyAbomination]

did you know there's actually different names for types of dragons! i believe that one would be called an Amphithere since it only has wings with a long body and no hind/back legs

[@ontsporen]

@@agnez3877 shut up

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

@@ontsporen I'm so sick of these spammers. I'm reporting every single one I see. I don't bother with much else - I prefer to verbally castrate trolls and bullies in the hope they'll grow up, but there's been a glut of this crap recently. I wish everyone would report them and just _maybe_ Google will do something about it!🤬

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

And now for the reason I came here... Yes, in heraldry there are a bunch of different names for mythological and rare animals. Dragons are rare because they do exist, but you have to believe in them to see them. My country even had one on our flag. He's called "Dai" (pronounced Dye), short for Dafydd (David, but not pronounced like that lol. Dah-v-i-th. The th is hard, like Dai!) after our patron saint 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 😄

[@UncannyAbomination]

@@y_fam_goeglyd cool story bro- wtf are you talking about though

[@Frostfern94]

@@y_fam_goeglyd They- Dragons don’t exist.

[@trollpng8828]

I love that in the intro he actually used Builderman, just beautiful

[@BarterChain65_Gaming]

Did you know every 3,000 sheets of paper costs us a REE. Man that literally caught me off guard and I literally laughed at it

[@megywasfound5687]

10:30 This is why in my town we dont use our sidewalks because you can get pushed and you may be able to find a "Pokemon"

[@eighto8544]

i dont understand why everyone hates CHAMPS so much. atleast my school decided to give us what it ACTUALLY stands for conversation help activity movement participation success kinda stupid some school dont give you what it stands for

[@Mauroooce]

At least someone knows what it really is

[@MemePog]

This man is the person who always makes us smile. Thank you EmKay!

[@alfonsoinigoa.jimenez7365]

AYO PEPE PFP

[@ontsporen]

@Funny stop

[@dragonhuntress8683]

10:22 it’s not for preventing cyclists, it’s to prevent homeless people from setting up tents

[@VectorJW9260]

i wonder if there are groups of people who just remove that hostile design and whatnot.

[@Rexofthe501st]

Jack describing how he would wait for a hug is exactly how my brother and I basically greet each other cuz we’re GMod nerds. But also I would 100% give Jack a hug if I saw him standing like that.

[@joshuawargo6446]

Ok how happy he was at a fanart of himself as a DRAYGON definitely made my day xD he was SO HONESTLY HAPPY xD

[@mew2.025]

i understand what they were going for with the ice cream. They wanted to make a kids size of ice cream, but didn't want people to think the regular size was big by saying double, and people thinking the large was way too large by saying triple. people would think the single (jr) was regular, the double (single) was large, and the double (triple) was too large. A better way of doing that would be to call the one scoop Jr/kids, call the two scoops regular, and call the triple large. Still place the number of scoops next to it, but at least this time, they wouldn't be contradicting.

[@mohaksaxenavids5098]

r/brandnewsentence

[@mizzyforeverg6452]

4:52 my mans literally said 👁👄👁

[@patsh1]

6:41 in addition to all of that, iMac's don't run off a battery like a MacBook would, so they need a power cord to be attached...

[@whywherewhatwhen]

PLEASEE say “I’m jack, the snack, that snorts crack!”

[@noturproblem519]

short people off the ship- we will always rememeber your sacrifice

[@chelseaadams5454]

"Billy, who's your favorite character?" "Sthomas the Stank Engine!"

[@snowcapmt]

7:50 As the original poster of this I’m glad I made it to an Emkay video

[@mauzer1769]

cool

[@GrookeyYT]

Congrats

[@Censeo]

4:17 imagine being asked to clean up the blood of a child that someone else ate? Clean it up yourself, dude! You made the mess!

[@Frostfern94]

Exactly! If you’re gonna eat children, clean up after yourself!

[@withinsight4132]

6:46 “Kris, buy the carpets”

[@The_Cardboard_Mimic]

0:00 imagine that youre playing tag, run up and slam into the door

[@krisswiftt]

Actually I've seen other ice-cream places do the single = 2, double = 3 thing. I think it's a psychological trick, trying to make you think you're getting a deal.

[@BeccaRaptor94]

1:54 The window on the bottom probably looked the same as the one above it at a point in time but it looks like it was filled in later on so the balcony would have served a purpose before then

[@maribfeg1976]

Jack: hello I'm Bob the builder! *proceeds to show co-creator of roblox builderman*

[@chaoscoolcreations]

builderman is using your powering imagination to power your stress and anger

[@Rosieeee0]

@Funny shut

[@puppymolly123]

10:13 I remember someone in the comments on another video saying it’s so that homeless people can’t sleep there. So disgusting! 😡

[@TastedEmpty]

Builderman: *Roblox Imagination* Build Anything! The Stair: 0:02

[@sallyparty1978]

AHAHS

[@69aa1]

@Funny thanks for the free report I guess

[@theartofthememorizertapes8865]

@Funny bye bye bish

[@subliminal-damage]

So I upped the contrast to black and white, sealed off the edges and used the flood tool to find paths through that maze. It's 100% unsolvable without exiting the sides or just going around in the first place. Definitely a trick design.

[@crystalsparks769]

I adore it when Jack gets fan art lol

[@lilygomez9169]

The backwards letters on the ambulance is for drivers who see the ambulance through their mirror

[@Realisticz16]

Yeah. But they didn't line them up so they would mirror, they just spelled ambulance backwards.

[@rw3422]

I keep seeing ads for Invisalign and the before and after is literally two different people, I had no idea the the invisible braces could change your eye colour.

[@r.mictal]

as a guy who saw the ads for invisalign (2:20) everwhere i go, I am persuaded to NEVER get these when I'm older

[@Zombie-Hunter]

Props for the "No this is Patrick" meme.

[@sebastianspiguel445]

6:29 Great sofa companion comfortable your feet Is this how my Spanish teacher feels when she reads my essays?

[@catwithhumanears4462]

4:27 thank you

[@fenryrorthos3159]

8:02 the railing is like the trainstation in Harry Potter but with the diffrence it leads to the Hospital. The one Moment you run TOWARDS it and in the next you wake up in the hospital, MAGIC WORKS!

[@insaincaldo]

10:53 My mother almost had to give birth to me without assistance, because the ambulance drove past the address, due to a fallen number. Terrible designs like that are not just confusing the mail man.

[@Retro_Red]

This whole video: Boy, I hope someone was fired for that blunder

[@sagesaria]

for some reason, the stairway at 6:02 reminds me of old puzzle games. y'know, like Myst and Shivers.

[@graoe]

These designs are as if they are made by that 1 typical roommate who leaves their dirty dishes stacked up

[@ragaboi4103]

ah yes roblox's builderman is now bob the builder

[@Itismg]

rob the builder

[@tracynettles5028]

0:40 is not that bad, the C stands for conversation and the h stands for help, etc Edit: a stands for activity

[@TitaniumTronic]

"Hi, Im bob the builder" **shows builderman**

[@tommechan5541]

How dare they disrespect Builder man

[@guncatto2625]

Salvat get the banana.

[@c0s132]

@@guncatto2625 potassium

[@Vinneyofficial]

9:18 same thing happens at the hotel I'm staying in currently LMAO

[@Fei_fei_...]

1:23 I feel attacked man... :( Reported bots cuz they're annoying :/

[@TheUnknownMist7]

4:27 clearly that sign is missing a ground mark or two "Leash your dog, People are eating, children in this area, clean up after them, thank you." there.

[@official-obama]

0:33 so it’s descriptions of the properties of the *c h i l d* that should be met

[@t3rrar1z3r]

2:02 fails to mention the fact that there's a window in the shower

[@leviosarwingardium]

The ending is just so wholesome 🥲

[@dfsdhjk4780]

he suggested that the house was _carnivorous_ for eating _wood_

[@bdemaree]

As a contractor I can confirm. There are a lot of contractors who just, don't, give, a, SHIIIT. "Not my job, not my problem", is far too common on MOST sites.

[@ENDZI0]

12:20 I kinda love how lectors get confused after seeing things made in Polish language

[@juhanipolvi4729]

3:35: I guess pets are usually barefooted, but I guess they rarely smoke, so no problem there... Or perhaps that plaque prohibits smoking (as in turning into food using smoke) barefooted pets. Still not a problem if you put something in their feet (socks should do) before you start smoking them...

[@realryushiro]

Jam jar can't get the corners Me: *Slowly sticks finger in and scoops it up*

[@Arterexius]

4:00 one of the hooks are backwards on that curtain rod. The curtain design isn't the only thing that's crappy. The placement is too.

[@shadowwolf7880]

12:16 lmao This is my native language and I can't read a single world xd Congrats to the designer XD

[@cookiehawk]

*conrats*

[@shadowwolf7880]

@@cookiehawk Yes, conrats XD Some designers don't deserve conGrats

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

"Dobra moje dziedziczne Miasto Rubieszów I wszystkie należne wsie Przeznaczam na uszczęśliwienie Tej włości mieszkańców Stanisław Staszic Prekursowi spółdzielności CS SCH w Hrubieszowie" Easy

[@awesomestyles]

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 364th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

[@Rainy_Dawn]

Almost a year, sheesh.

[@agnez3877]

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 💜 HOT.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/AGNEZ 💜 PRIVATE S*X #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#１万人を超える人が見ていたも ん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！（ #笑）#垃圾

[@c0s132]

@@agnez3877 N. O

[@fruithater1733]

1:12 These do have meanings C- is for conversation level H- is for help A- is for activity M_ movement P- is for participation S-for success The sign is telling you the expectations for that place.

[@sahar1213]

emkay, i love your videos, but im watching this at 12 am, and my eyes are burning.

[@AlukardTheDeathknight]

The piss wasn't the only condiment drunk this day it was the ENTIRE store

[@najuasahli4363]

0:01 that it’s accurate to roblox and how STUPID some thing on roblox builderman has made

[@spacewhalesdraws2941]

The club logo one is also from 2 years ago at the time of upload, meaning they titled the video so it would be relevant to the algorithm again, just adds to it man

[@seraflmao]

6:14 I have the same mac. That woman has super strength..

[@AceOfMoons]

The middle school i went to (sometimes I see the posters in my high school classes/ hallways) used Champs and it stood for Conversation, Help, Activity, Movement, Purpose, and Success (don't entirely remember what the "p" stood for, but 100% sure what the others stood for). It sucked.

[@randominternetman4141]

The champs thing actually makes sense. My school used to have this when I was little. C is conversation, h is help, a is activity, m is movement, p is participation, and i dont remember s

[@dariadaniellemusic]

The ice cream one reminds me of the ice cream at a theme park my family went to every year when I was growing up. The scoop numbers weren't out of order there, but they did have misleading names. Their "single scoop" was 5 scoops. Five.

[@godbloody5517]

The one that house was eating the post I thought when your house needs less room call onto your own house to eat it

[@calcutt4]

the dirty looking mirror was probably to prevent people taking selfies

[@imnotthatbright2836]

i absolutely love that the editor decided to not get an image of bob the builder, but instead a picture of builderman from roblox

[@souzouookami3059]

7:16 the fact one of my friends lives in the Netherlands...

[@riffraff2454]

As a high schooler that is forced to use CHAMPS I can’t tell you what it means c-Conversation h-help a-activity m-movement p-participation and S-success

[@subliminal-damage]

The dental before and after one is actually just Way Too Real because people who don't like their teeth definitely don't give open mouthed smiles when you take their photo

[@eveoffrost3815]

9:10 That is literally how it has always been, it literally means 301 through to 305 and 312 through to 315

[@MTZAnimates]

Let's all face it, without emkay, we wouldn't know what to do when we're scrolling through youtube, he brings light to us, he is the god of *EPICNESS.*

[@sanford7260]

No

[@Crosshair84]

0:00 Oh I know what's going on there. That's in a county courthouse or other government building and the state security standards required them to have certain areas separated by secure doors. Obviously the state won't help PAY for that upgrade and the county often doesn't think it's necessary in the first place. This is the cheapest option that meets the standard and makes the state inspectors go away.

[@ryines-cameris3622]

The t posing hug thing, I know someone who does that. He is one of my best friends and he stares into your soul

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Jack singing bits 4:07

[@Jliske2]

8:48 Hartford Connecticut also has that terribly designed bench/trashcan combo

[@millz5403]

HVAC (say “h” as in the letter, then vac as in “vacuum”)

[@michaeljohnson1117]

Here's a crazy idea for the soap dispenser over the t.p., get the soap on your hand before you get them wet.

[@terixiann3292]

That's why bob can't fix his marriage.

[@foxenbox]

Fix-it Felix is currently questioning his occupational decisions

[@carlin6493]

3:32 yay my post made it into EmKay

[@justaponyyy]

now i wanna give jack a hug

[@enderreaper5332]

thanks for showing me this on my brithday