r/CreepyPMs | disrespectfully, no

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[@makaibalint457]

At this point I think you EmKay guys are the world's most resilient human beings to cringe

[@B0o0o0o0o0o]

Each one deserves ten mansions

[@Actualy1234]

@@B0o0o0o0o0o and a free decade of thereapy

[@AIHumanEquality]

Nah I am more resilient because I'm a cheesy cringe person.

[@DraycoVideo]

Seriously! I can't even get through five minutes of this before I wanna die of cringe overload.

[@Lucky_Soleil]

​@DraycoVideo just laugh the pain/cringe away😂

[@mariomaniac581]

Not even halfway into the video, but my takeaway is: if you need to start your message to someone you don't even know with ''hey i know this is weird but'', don't. Delete the message, turn off the phone, go outside and touch every single bit of grass you can find

[@AIHumanEquality]

Gives me the same vibes as "I'm not racist but..." Or "I've nothing against gays but..." Same kind of setup. If they need to pre-state that they're not being offensive maybe they should reconsider what they're gonna say.

[@soufyanl1227]

@@AIHumanEquality ong tho

[@soufyanl1227]

@@AIHumanEquality by the way I don't wan to be weird but...

[@Jo-er6tw]

@@soufyanl1227”hey so i know this is gona sound crazy buuuuut….”

[@m_tothe_z]

@@soufyanl1227 "alright man just hear me out on this one..."

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Can I disrespectfully call the police?

[@Pohie]

Respectfully, absolutely.

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Sir absolutely

[@gmdFrame]

Disrespectfully, no

[@NewpLiet]

Respectfully, "___ ______ ______." I respectfully hope i did not offend anyone with this statement, respectfully.

[@Ghostfighter797]

Respectfully you have my permission.

[@LokiBJH]

3:02 I would reply with something like, "I think it's animal cruelty to carry a naked mole rat around like that." Or, "I'd lose the decaying chicken skin in the front of your jeans."

[@AIHumanEquality]

"What's that extremely tiny thing hanging on your pants?"

[@NbNgMOD]

"cut off the tiny growth in your pants"

[@minestar2247]

" that little thing there doesn't help with the pants, you need to get rid of it if you want to have fashion"

[@SillySunday0]

"Dude you need to get that wart checked, it's concerning."

[@zerrierslizer1]

"oh boy, did you grow up in Chernobyl or something? because that aint a dick. that's an Anomaly."

[@AIHumanEquality]

I still find it funny how people are begging for lewd pictures from people when Google is right there and free. You don't have to be a creep to get what you're looking for.

[@sourhour3403]

I'd guess that they want the human connection behind it. Things in general are more meaningful if they are from someone you "know". I think that might just make it sadder though.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@sourhour3403 Not really. They often don't bother messaging after they get what they want in most cases except when they want more of it. It's not a human bond they're looking for.

[@ShadowTaipan]

Just from who

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@ShadowTaipan From whom not from who. English.

[@ActuallyYoda69]

​@@AIHumanEqualityNobody cares but you.

[@monolophosaurus]

People aren’t taking about “I’m Nick but people call me Stupid Fuck” enough

[@minestar2247]

I though it was the tittle because it was way too funny

[@naiteiruakuma2261]

Nick absolutely Killed it

[@sosansational]

i started cry laughing

[@KateCantDraw]

I want to see his cool backpack, is it truly as cool as he claims???

[@actual_garbage3266]

I'm gonna start introducing myself like that.

[@2816fursuits]

"Hi I'm nick, but people call me stupid fuck" BRO IS WAAAAAAAY TOO SELF AWARE

[@arturplayz4505]

Can't wait to see the creepy bots with nsfw pfps, gotta love KZbin

[@Shrovey]

That’s just Dandy!!! (Help wtf tho)

[@gmdFrame]

What?

[@andrewollmann304]

@@gmdFrameThere are bots of women in lingerie that sometimes get posted with text that has noting to do with the video in question. I’ve reported many of them.

[@Parthgamer123]

i just saw one

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

(generic response) (emoji)

[@thecraziestcrayon]

People need to learn how to take the L. There's this guy that texts me "hey" every month like clockwork. Just did it again yesterday. I've never replied in 4 years. I blocked him, he got a new number, and it started again. He'll "accidentally" call me, but I never pick up. Worst part is he knows where I live, so I don't feel safe telling him to stop and leave me alone because I'm worried he'll come by my house. Sometimes I hate being a woman.

[@purrfurr4803]

that's so fucking horrible i'm sorry :/

[@AIHumanEquality]

I'd tell you to go to the police but if you live in America that might not be a good solution. You can try to get a restraining order on him if you feel that unsafe.

[@vaniillazilla]

get a rottweiler, that way if the dog bites him while he tries to break in, he'll probably learn. invest in a ring camera too, it'll probably help.

[@Kalamarine_Animal]

Oh yeah also try to get an alarm system that contacts the police upon any break-ins if you live alone. Though it might be expensive

[@tiredteen8906]

Take a letter opener with u, just in case, i dunno where u live but pepper spray maybe? Stay save, go out with friends and in public places

[@Cassxowary]

“I like spending money on young girls” cool, donate to a girls orphanage or good school then! God knows there’s so many that need help, especially in the US where education is not only atrocious but anti-education’

[@The_homestuck]

Yea definitely-

[@Danka42]

2:33 "I'd go to police" Like they're gonna do anything about it 🫤

[@AIHumanEquality]

Murica.

[@AylaMarine]

​@@AIHumanEquality I'd just like to point out that Google translates that as "kill..."

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@AylaMarine I mean... They're not wrong.

[@cryptid6594]

It's always the asterisks that make me have to pause the video and take a few deep breaths to get over the second hand embarrassment. Like how are these people not embarrassed?

[@Oxygen1004]

Like 99% of these people should just go to ERP groups, like if your gonna be weird at least do it with someone else who wants that. I've sent stuff that's weirder then some of these posts. but guess what? It wasn't seen as creepy, BECAUSE THE OTHER PERSON WAS CONSENTING.

[@ClownHoundII]

I feel like a lot of these dudes don't understand there's sites for this kind of texting or services. Or they're so detracted from reality/not understanding consent they think they can put their fetish on anyone.

[@AIHumanEquality]

I read that as ERB groups. Very different things.

[@lachouette_et_le_phoque]

Having had a bunch of conversations with the type of person that's this desperate, my impression is that a majority of them are just reaaaaal stupid. That, and some kind of learned helplessness. Like, you can suggest these kinds of reasonable solutions to them and they will nod and agree half-heartedly, but not know what to do with it whatsoever and just continue what they've been doing. It'd be sad if they weren't making their issues everyone else's problem.

[@Goober762]

I struggle to believe there are ERP groups. If they exist then god has surely abandoned us.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Yeah. These creepy dudes could even just ERP with each other. ...Hey, I've got an idea

[@joelmole3157]

11:34 I actually thought of a good response to this (besides an immediate block): “Look Jabba, I’ll get you the money! I just need a little more time!”

[@AIHumanEquality]

Pizza the Hutt??

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

I thought, "Look buddy, I don't have time to reenact the fake out ending of Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, B-1, 'Job For A Plumber'" But the Jabba one is just perfect.

[@GraceRamsey-fd8lp]

*applause*

[@belladonnaplumb9376]

16:25. This, with the voice Robin did after it...I can't.

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

It sounded like a deranged version of L Void's Ralsei voice. I love it.

[@FubukiTheIcyKing]

I didn't know my neck worked like one of those long neck turtles who retract their neck into their shell.

[@Parthgamer123]

Lol

[@AIHumanEquality]

It works for Senator Mitchell McConnell.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

0:43 Idk why but hearing Robin cough from laughing too hard brings me joy.

[@purplevhope]

Robin narrating makes this even funnier idk why 😭😭

[@SilverBack2169]

YESSSS, MY FAVORITE COMBINATION!!!! ROBIN AND NECKBEARDS!

[@Euphonium_boi]

Real

[@gmdFrame]

Nan

[@YourOnlyHero]

Mines Batman and Robin

[@AIHumanEquality]

Kinky.

[@TheReverieBleed]

Okay, but 13:30 was- Robin out did himself.

[@GOBLIN_CATZ]

FR

[@_MarioFangirl_]

Robin offering to give them pics of his crap if they give him houses is too funny 🤣

[@SomeNuerodiverseGuy]

1:15 not only is this conviently placed in the video, but this man is an award winner

[@ephemeralmochi3061]

1:14 “couldn’t send” a tragedy 😔

[@Minimaglite12]

would say something offensive about ur pfp but KZbin would delete my channel.

[@Tugsboi47]

I’m still said the rainbow is now the lgbtq+ flag

[@lethal_disease02]

@@Tugsboi47you’re fucking hilarious

[@no-one-1]

@@lethal_disease02pronouns detected opinion rejected

[@lethal_disease02]

@@no-one-1 bro you know everyone has pronouns right

[@YourOnlyHero]

Thats one thing i hate. When you have a pfp of yourself then some random stranger talks to you and ask for pics. You say no and they try the card of "seem like a catfish. I just want to see if you're real." Like sir/ma'am, idk you and i said no.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Send dunes.

[@YourOnlyHero]

@@AIHumanEquality 🏖

[@AIHumanEquality]

​@@YourOnlyHero That's a beach that's no sexy dune.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@YourOnlyHero That's a beach. I asked for dunes.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

"You seem like a catfish. I just want to see if you're real." Well, gee willickers, mister. I guess you got me, I'm a 500 pound balding eight year old. You still want those nakeys?

[@davidgutierrez7268]

16:20 it's so nice seeing my post on emkay, i actually got on reddit because of this channel and now I appear, this is wholesome!

[@ILOVEBISCUITSinfinitely]

Good for you

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Who was that blue person?

[@davidgutierrez7268]

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 He turned out to be a horny 18 year old

[@AIHumanEquality]

The best part of being a strong trans woman is that when people be creeping on my girls they suddenly ain't so brave when I show up.

[@wesleyward5901]

So all the memes about the ugly friend are referring to you? You must be so brave to out yourself like this..

[@_MECHA_]

🗿

[@_MECHA_]

​@@wesleyward5901...

[@Aranmath]

​@@wesleyward5901 I feel like the only outing here was you outing yourself as a complete twat

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@wesleyward5901 Friend? I'm talking about my dating partners. I'm polygamous with multiple gfs. Just cause you can't get any doesn't mean you need to lash out in jealousy.

[@CelestialHart]

*opens video* "uwu wuts dis??" *takes 9000 psychic damage and dies*

[@yochillino9707]

i just started the video and this is the first comment i see

[@ryu246]

😭😭😭

[@ZeMeatMuncher]

brainrot

[@NoobluPanna]

Nah honestly I had to scroll through comments just to find this again and make sure I wasn’t high 💀

[@CelestialHart]

@@NoobluPanna :D

[@gimbrol]

3:07 Oh no Buddy, this doesn't look good. I'd cut it off if I were you!

[@mossyberry_]

I love whenever Robin does creepypms or anything similar hes so funny when he makes fun of losers

[@KageTenshiiRyuu]

Self respect is just as important as respecting others. I dont kink shame. If someone wants to be a paypig or a slave in a relationship then fine but there's still a level of self respect involved with these relationships. You don’t sense any selfrespect or respect in general from most of these messages.

[@leaderlamby]

16:14 SCREAMING BC THIS SOUNDS LIKE MICHAEL KOVACH - SPECIFICALLY N FROM MURDER DRONES

[@BenthewildchildE750]

15:52 the actual wolf here is trying to find out what not to do, thank you for helping me!

[@supposedly1-2]

16 years since i tried chatting (stopped 10 yrs ago) and none of the men have changed. its the same messages and on that last one when i saw "'do you want to see something", i shouted NO! at the screen because i do not want to see that ugly thing no thank you! lol

[@P1Square]

16:13 I really love the low-pitched "who the f**k are you".

[@pleasegivesoup]

I REFERENCED THE TIT FART ONE TO MY HUSBAND THIS MORNING LMFAOOOO

[@TheToog]

Dawg I love Robin so much bro. Favorite dude fr. Best commentary from him ong😭

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

3:20 This is the distinct taste of a liar!

[@Parthgamer123]

💀😂

[@SolisStorm]

At least the dude with the cool backpack was honest 😂😂

[@MegaAstroFan18]

"brain isn't fully formed until 25" is a myth, and I know that's what Robin was trying to get at.

[@f1zzy._xoxo]

1:24 copying this so i can paste it 2 my friends when im bored

[@sosansational]

“i’m nick, but people call me stupid fuck” had me on the floor

[@Lumen04]

As a kid I always had grown men in my instagram dms asking to meet up or marry them. It happened the most when I was 14-16. Please parents make sure your child's socials are private because having your dms flooded by adult creepy men and adult creepy women; mostly men is really traumatizing.

[@cjgaming3605]

7:47 lets change that

[@j.p.6932]

3:15 I was gonna say, I’d reply with “a magnifying glass”

[@j.p.6932]

8:49 I’m trying to figure out the logistics of how someone films themselves defecating without having their hands IN the bowl or dropping the phone

[@no-one-1]

Tripod

[@j.p.6932]

@@no-one-1 But from below? At without pooping on the camera itself? It seems like a lot of effort for a rather odd “accomplishment”.

[@SheepLiver]

2:12 I'd personally consider that a case of grooming

[@novaseer]

if I've determined anything from watching these it's that any DM with asterisks in is doomed to fail

[@treelord738]

4:17 THIS IS WHAT I IMAGINE TIKTOK MFS THINK OF GOTH GIRLS

[@92720]

Hey, at least the first guy was being nice about it.

[@Archivist.]

ikr

[@G.F]

ah yes, that definitely makes a difference

[@NewpLiet]

Respectfully, that's disrespectfully respectful of you to disrespectfully respect this disrespecting respectful manners.

[@gmdFrame]

Yeah

[@AIHumanEquality]

There's no such thing as being nice when you're being creepy, it just makes it more weird.

[@SdKfz-gq8bh]

i had youtube open to listen to some emkay while cooking, then this vid came up. i am now highly mortified and no longer hungry

[@929yiyi3]

16:53 my friend is a mod in the server where these two came from- the teenagers server. And he was the one who had to deal with this guy. I still remember his response of a gag

[@Cassxowary]

those creeps pretending to be devotees and slaves: 🥴🤤🥴 actual slaves who just want to be free and respected as the equals we all are: 😐😶🫥

[@L3NORE.RAWR.X3]

slaveplay and being sexually submissive isnt the same as actual slavery, nor is it in support of it

[@potatoking5602]

There were quite a few of scat ones... I WONDER WHY

[@yuritrainspotting]

You could probably make the worlds worst military by getting all these dudes together and say if y’all complete insert mission here ya win *insert pic here* it’s a win win. You get a silly military and they get some random image

[@CryoCopperFilms]

4:48 and here I thought I was down bad, god damn

[@user-tn9en3vt3m]

"Damn, girl, nice beasts" 🦁🐯🐻

[@Creepergirl7794.]

I've gotten much weirder DMs before and I'm always left feeling so uncomfortable and sometimes even traumatized

[@nefwaenre]

2:18 is that...? My man Phillion's voice? Ah, Emkay editors are also men of culture, i see. ♥

[@transmascdruid77]

17:56 Till Lindemann... just wanted to answer the guy's question lol

[@LittleBones101]

i love his laugh around 1:22

[@havanadaurcy1321]

0:05 How about no? (Same to you Robin) The next step is down there ladies

[@kkyoshi64]

0:42 Well, I've learned something new about female anatomy today, wonderful. Thanks Emkay. 😂

[@CookieIsMyCat09]

Its so upsetting how many of these people just don't respect "no" and "I don't do that" :/ Its as simple as "no" means no, "no" does not mean "convince me otherwise"

[@JoshuaBoehmer]

“ not very large” I am dying Laughing

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

11:21 At that I honestly expected an image of something vaguely human shaped in a plastic bag.

[@QuixoteBadger]

**Licks your sweat** **Gags a little, because that nice perfume definitely doesn't taste the way it smells** **Realizes that the mood is ruined and offers to pay for your Uber** **Beats self up over the embarrassment for years to come**

[@Attmoz-Phere]

Wtf

[@shroomian2739]

Okay then

[@xxvskrunkle]

I can't tell if this is genuine or satire

[@QuixoteBadger]

@@xxvskrunkleIt's satire :b

[@xxvskrunkle]

@@QuixoteBadger thanks for the context, in that case this is funny

[@sirpiddlefartiii]

"you know what? have a bad day" 😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@Average_Everyday_Guy]

9:47 bro your KIDS need YOU

[@TheSecretLover]

1:15 I’m just going to save this for when I need good laugh.

[@MetallicPetals]

1:#5 if some dude slid into my DMs like that, I wouldn't be unable to not respond lol

[@Maya1_404]

1:12 those poor leprechauns :(

[@skystoyhunts7225]

Sometimes I wonder why creeps think messaging people that stuff is ok

[@finncampbell8770]

3:25 . average my hero academia watcher

[@otakugamer616]

Oh god this will cure my Depression

[@monoduck]

Congrats on your 6 houses, Robin :D

[@equalexo]

Thought the thumbnail said Beats instead of the misspelled Beasts and thought it was some person asking to hear their musical beats, god my mind is dumb.

[@actual_garbage3266]

2:08 My love language is gift giving. I practically shower my friends with gifts all the time, and if I had a partner, I'd do the same to them, but that's just weird. I've bought things for strangers, but because they asked me to, not because I wanted them to let me. I don't know, the way he puts it is weird to me.

[@OfficialBKN]

2:16 oh hey damien

[@thissitesucks905]

I'm so glad im ugly so i don't have to deal with people like this

[@zerrierslizer1]

as a man, seeing that shit makes me sick and hurts me spiritually. i know us guys can be creepy af, but this is the sort of creepy i would call the police over.

[@user-qx9sj3sr1p]

I felt multiple aneurysms when he did the Kawaii voice 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Mr.man22405]

3:07 that was a violation 💀

[@user-dn9fx3cz6f]

The longer I watched this video, the more disgusted my expression went and my face disappeared into my neck

[@Parthgamer123]

Fr

[@isabelstockton6106]

I cringe so bad when people put * around things to signify an action. Like, *looks away because I'm embarrassed*.

[@The_lamb_sauce]

0:18 oh I know that app

[@Lucky_Soleil]

16:24 i audibly laughed at this one😂😂😂

[@Creepypastaarcade]

I can't help but think about that photo of Pete Wentz from fall out boy hanging from a coat hanger in the booklet for the infinity on high CD when it comes to the post about hanging from underwear

[@UncannyAbomination]

i was... friends with someone like this, irl, the texts were vomit inducing, toxic, and at the time, I didn't realize how fucked some of it was. 50$ Nintendo gift card...as payment once:' im so fuckin disgusted in me and him

[@Jade_4ded]

cringy shopkeeper pickup line that isnt weird like the people in this video: what if i stole something from you? like… your heart

[@IamcountachYT]

The hell's a darn tootin pm's!

[@mlem5247]

1:15 I wouldve fallen in love then and there

[@MIA85918]

Lol atleast he asked nicely

[@Sorry_i_eated_it]

5:12 I have actually had a similar thing happen to me on reddit where a guy asked for my used socks (i'm also a guy but he thought i was just a really androgynous woman). Told him no and that I like to keep my socks. And as creepy as this was he was very polite about it and also apologised a day later for asking and that he didn't mean to misgender me lmao. Like yea don't be creepy in the first place but I still appreciate the politeness.

[@shroomian2739]

I’m fucking sobbing this is definitely something

[@demonsorrows]

Christ on a stick. Hats off to ya for going through all these posts of creeps and incels screech-vomiting at women.

[@Stickboi]

i read that as "can i respectfully see your beasts"

[@Pokedude12-29]

some of these ppl gotta be satire istg lmao

[@husseinallamGD]

I have intentions, but after we get married. It feels right.

[@tergish1]

How does one even take a video of themselves pooping. I could use some extra income. Do you use a go pro? A go poo?

[@ur_pilot_4_2day82]

…

[@OctyabrAprelya]

In the woods with a regular phone camera?

[@radioactive-78]

0:21 is priceless