r/Creepypms | "I want a goth princess gf"

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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@venomitemusic
@venomitemusic 5 жыл бұрын
People who attempt to bring roleplay into a regular conversation shouldn't have rights
@harpdedarpdooweee1107
@harpdedarpdooweee1107 5 жыл бұрын
Below human* Ftfy
@venomitemusic
@venomitemusic 5 жыл бұрын
Spacey 🤷‍♂️
@MrEysox
@MrEysox 5 жыл бұрын
*looks upon you*
@avocadovigilantes6195
@avocadovigilantes6195 5 жыл бұрын
*eats a bowl of dead horse* yum
@user-hf5tz7to3v
@user-hf5tz7to3v 5 жыл бұрын
Poops dead horse and eats it.
@juniebunnz
@juniebunnz 5 жыл бұрын
“How old are you?” “A minor.” Best response.
@juniebunnz
@juniebunnz 5 жыл бұрын
Nope Nope Nope So Much Nope mhm!
@Yamismol
@Yamismol 5 жыл бұрын
That was my post ;u; I wish I can still use that when creeps message me
@juniebunnz
@juniebunnz 5 жыл бұрын
Yami Smol you should. People are so messed up some times
@Yamismol
@Yamismol 5 жыл бұрын
@@juniebunnz I can't anymore because I'm now 18 and it states it in my bio. When I posted the post I was 17 and used that response to all over aged guys
@juniebunnz
@juniebunnz 5 жыл бұрын
Yami Smol maybe use a letter code that spells out “police station”
@beatricecullen5282
@beatricecullen5282 5 жыл бұрын
“Age doesn’t matter to me” Hello FBI
@FBILink
@FBILink 4 жыл бұрын
Yah what is the matter miss
@bagelwithahat9761
@bagelwithahat9761 4 жыл бұрын
Jails just a room
@tamakiamajiki327
@tamakiamajiki327 4 жыл бұрын
@@bagelwithahat9761 lol get god in the phone
@nindantu3902
@nindantu3902 4 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP
@Shadzreal
@Shadzreal 4 жыл бұрын
*FBI agent just casually eating a blueberry airhead and watching people do this*
@jake-ip9vg
@jake-ip9vg 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m asexual” **Begins mitosis**
@Cawdaver
@Cawdaver 4 жыл бұрын
*i will multiply and take over the world*
@elijahbrown1041
@elijahbrown1041 4 жыл бұрын
is this your first break up? edit I laughed too hard at my own joke and now wish I were unalive
@unacethethicallypleasing9981
@unacethethicallypleasing9981 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you a plant, lol."
@BaSingh2006
@BaSingh2006 4 жыл бұрын
@@unacethethicallypleasing9981 so i'm not the only asexual here right?
@unacethethicallypleasing9981
@unacethethicallypleasing9981 4 жыл бұрын
@@BaSingh2006 nope.
@Lawsonomy1
@Lawsonomy1 4 жыл бұрын
I really like the comeback to the d**k pic followed by the "where?", being a picture of a hot dog dicer followed by "there!" "No no!" "Yes!"
@iz_bizz2010
@iz_bizz2010 4 жыл бұрын
Yes you perv is how I’d respond INTO THE SLICER
@lauricetendilla2647
@lauricetendilla2647 4 жыл бұрын
@@iz_bizz2010 og is funnier
@Bane_Amesta
@Bane_Amesta 4 жыл бұрын
That was great, every person who receives a dick pic need that picture in their arsenal xD
@jacobaltredes7384
@jacobaltredes7384 4 жыл бұрын
2:44
@srenk1922
@srenk1922 5 жыл бұрын
Hey “Mikki” here He actually did end up messaging my girlfriend, and long story short he started asking for pics of her calf muscle (fetish maybe?), so she sent him a picture of mine. He was thrilled... until his friend apparently told him that it was “boy ankle” and then he blocked both of us. (My name is actually Mike btw)
@rozalynnpage8545
@rozalynnpage8545 5 жыл бұрын
?????
@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose
@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose 5 жыл бұрын
I understand how weird it can be dude, it happened to my bf once with his profile pic too. Dude then proceeded to ask my boyfriend for my number cause he could "fuck me better". My boyfriend responded with a threat to beat his ass if he ever sees him. I don't even know how people like this exist or can logically think that doing this kind of thing can have a good outcome... Also his name is Daniel. Yah, my girl Daniel, apparently.
@aaronsmith1023
@aaronsmith1023 4 жыл бұрын
WTF
@GalacticFarter
@GalacticFarter 4 жыл бұрын
People have no shame wtf-
@pr0gengoo96
@pr0gengoo96 4 жыл бұрын
So you sent YOUR calf pic knowing full well that HE will jerk to it ...I don't know if you can call that a win my dude
@hannahgould821
@hannahgould821 5 жыл бұрын
can you do r/prayingmantis? it's like basically if someone sends you a creepy pm, you get them to stop by being creepier
@bunniiac
@bunniiac 5 жыл бұрын
I've done it before and it's so fun
@donutello_
@donutello_ 5 жыл бұрын
that subreddit doesnt exist tho
@ww6372
@ww6372 5 жыл бұрын
@@donutello_ it's because they spelt it wrong. Its preying like to prey on something. Not praying as in pray to God
@ww6372
@ww6372 5 жыл бұрын
@@LichenJuice yeah. I know the bug is praying mantis. But the reddit is a joke on preying. Or the creator just mispelt it
@larsswig912
@larsswig912 5 жыл бұрын
Fight fire with fire
@LoArnstad
@LoArnstad 5 жыл бұрын
No one: EmKay: ShLoNgAdOnG
@zeearts9484
@zeearts9484 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@kitsa33
@kitsa33 3 жыл бұрын
he kinda sound like technoblade tho-
@damn8565
@damn8565 3 жыл бұрын
@@kitsa33 what
@s1eepyjaee
@s1eepyjaee 3 жыл бұрын
@@kitsa33 bruUuH
@kitsa33
@kitsa33 3 жыл бұрын
@@s1eepyjaee lmao
@saturn3742
@saturn3742 4 жыл бұрын
OMG the way his voice squeaked out at the end when he screamed “YOU ARE BOY??” at 9:55 😂😭
@baecon2515
@baecon2515 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@obinnanwakwue5735
@obinnanwakwue5735 4 жыл бұрын
Predator hunting in general
@saturn3742
@saturn3742 4 жыл бұрын
Obinna Nwakwue huh??
@obinnanwakwue5735
@obinnanwakwue5735 4 жыл бұрын
@@saturn3742 have you not seen predators get busted on Discord?
@saturn3742
@saturn3742 4 жыл бұрын
Obinna Nwakwue oh, yeah! i’ve watched videos on it ☺️
@cthughha
@cthughha 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll beat it by 10 percent" is something all us Australians will understand
@inkubator320
@inkubator320 4 жыл бұрын
sanity pinch I-
@abramo7700
@abramo7700 4 жыл бұрын
@@inkubator320 l-
@kokomhie1809
@kokomhie1809 4 жыл бұрын
Wha-
@abramo7700
@abramo7700 4 жыл бұрын
Midnight ETN fuck you
@kokomhie1809
@kokomhie1809 4 жыл бұрын
@@abramo7700 uno reverse card
@NoNo-jo6du
@NoNo-jo6du 5 жыл бұрын
*HUMAN* Yes? *I NEED YOUR LIVER* uhh why? *FOR MY CONSUMING!* Me: of course duh
@Mr.SmileyFaceGuy
@Mr.SmileyFaceGuy 5 жыл бұрын
*I NEED YOU'RE LIVER*
@Keanuthelegend
@Keanuthelegend 5 жыл бұрын
uhh why?
@rockercaterrorencountered4924
@rockercaterrorencountered4924 5 жыл бұрын
One of my sister's friends sent a message to her after he had a date with a cute girl that simply said: "she didn't steal my kidneys". I thought it was weird for him to assume a cute girl would take his kidneys, but after seeing this post, it seems this is a common problem.
@forestlincoln761
@forestlincoln761 5 жыл бұрын
This is weird? This is just how me and my friends communicate.
@peachymunmagenta
@peachymunmagenta 5 жыл бұрын
Infinity IT’S INVADER ZiIM!!
@Tsuginocest
@Tsuginocest 4 жыл бұрын
That “I demand your liver” thing started an entire roleplay thing of my friend and I screaming about how my liver will be stolen in my sleep and my adopted photo son, Elmo, will die
@Tsuginocest
@Tsuginocest 4 жыл бұрын
haruhi fujioka You should....
@Tsuginocest
@Tsuginocest 4 жыл бұрын
haruhi fujioka You should have concerns..
@OombaPoomba
@OombaPoomba 4 жыл бұрын
Epic
@youdroppedsomething4334
@youdroppedsomething4334 4 жыл бұрын
I um see your pfp there Rudy
@Tsuginocest
@Tsuginocest 4 жыл бұрын
You dropped Something Toilet Bound Rudy-Kun
@Bigdawg896
@Bigdawg896 5 жыл бұрын
Everybody says they need a goth gf but never asks what the goth gf needs
@Samuel-zo2rc
@Samuel-zo2rc 5 жыл бұрын
What does the goth gf need?
@hkhjg1734
@hkhjg1734 5 жыл бұрын
Samuel a father
@Bigdawg896
@Bigdawg896 5 жыл бұрын
Can't disagree with that
@larsswig912
@larsswig912 5 жыл бұрын
@@hkhjg1734 A daddy
@ricebadger6927
@ricebadger6927 5 жыл бұрын
Lars's Wig a daddy, eh? ;)
@Articized
@Articized 4 жыл бұрын
"My I see your boots?" Me: *Shows Boots pic from Dora*
@Aangelekk
@Aangelekk 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@tamakiamajiki-suneater5788
@tamakiamajiki-suneater5788 3 жыл бұрын
The only proper response
@shook_mug3786
@shook_mug3786 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally not a soul: *HUMAN*
@jdkdnehdbdjdj442
@jdkdnehdbdjdj442 4 жыл бұрын
FOR CONSUMING
@grizzlyowlbear3538
@grizzlyowlbear3538 4 жыл бұрын
That one message sounds like something I would have done in my edgy meme kid phase
@BEEEES
@BEEEES 4 жыл бұрын
I am that soul who refers to people as humans.
@i_have_friend6639
@i_have_friend6639 4 жыл бұрын
All it takes is 25 cents
@J-D03
@J-D03 5 жыл бұрын
I can actually feel EmKazo's pain whenever he winces at a PM.
@mynameisntemma167
@mynameisntemma167 5 жыл бұрын
emkazo e m k a z o
@Toast-com
@Toast-com 5 жыл бұрын
Same.
@LilyCelebiFlipnote
@LilyCelebiFlipnote 5 жыл бұрын
Is this a ship name? :0
@mynameisntemma167
@mynameisntemma167 5 жыл бұрын
@@LilyCelebiFlipnote oh golly i hope so
@GingeredHonii
@GingeredHonii 5 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisntemma167 oh golly i hope not
@jacklee469
@jacklee469 5 жыл бұрын
I thought i was garbage at flirting, this video really boosted my confidence, knowing i can' be anywhere near as bad as that
@beththedarkmage3359
@beththedarkmage3359 5 жыл бұрын
Flirting isn't really something a lot of people are comfortable with until a relationship starts, anyways.
@oakleyves
@oakleyves 5 жыл бұрын
That first one went from 0 (out of 10 for that dad joke) to 100 real quick
@galyxi3412
@galyxi3412 5 жыл бұрын
@Y Daboi hol up
@honeybee4264
@honeybee4264 5 жыл бұрын
This man sounds and talks like Slazo I'm so scared is this him
@bunnyreads8847
@bunnyreads8847 5 жыл бұрын
It IS Slazo
@luckycat8392
@luckycat8392 5 жыл бұрын
BunnyReads r/woooooooosh?
@ivelisseperez366
@ivelisseperez366 4 жыл бұрын
Why did I think this was GioFilms i-
@amd3728
@amd3728 4 жыл бұрын
@@bunnyreads8847 r/woooooosh
@katsikatra
@katsikatra 4 жыл бұрын
But why did slazo switch channels?
@masterof4elements826
@masterof4elements826 5 жыл бұрын
The "daddy" kink makes me cringe.
@jackgooge2601
@jackgooge2601 5 жыл бұрын
Bro it's even worse when you are in a relationship with someone with one. During the forbidden act it's weird.
@kokomhie1809
@kokomhie1809 4 жыл бұрын
Ehh same
@stardustlover8446
@stardustlover8446 4 жыл бұрын
It makes me hope i choke on my pepsi and die
@jackedyourtaco
@jackedyourtaco 4 жыл бұрын
Sane
@-x_moon_x-
@-x_moon_x- 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackgooge2601 then why would you be in a relationship with them..?
@bluh2314
@bluh2314 5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOSH THE PHRASE “SHLONG A DONG” IM-
@orochimarurules45
@orochimarurules45 5 жыл бұрын
Cringey af
@pickles4613
@pickles4613 5 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine a world where they use phrases like that instead of the dirty words. Then humanity would be much more interesting. - Count = cunt - booii = bitch - frick = fuck - woman = whore
@bluh2314
@bluh2314 5 жыл бұрын
Just another hooman it’s amazing
@Ant-fe7ku
@Ant-fe7ku 5 жыл бұрын
@@orochimarurules45 your lack of spelling is cringy af
@frequentblondie
@frequentblondie 4 жыл бұрын
"HUMAN!!! I NEED YOUR LIVER FOR MY CONSUMPTION!!!" ME: HANNIBAL LECTER?!
@starbee325
@starbee325 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Eyeless Jack but I don’t think he ate livers
@shelleyford1980
@shelleyford1980 3 жыл бұрын
Naw, it’s SCP-953
@shelleyford1980
@shelleyford1980 3 жыл бұрын
Naw, it’s SCP-953
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 жыл бұрын
@@starbee325 yeah i'm pretty sure it's kidneys for him
@rubydarling7564
@rubydarling7564 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh we can be firends with benefits, so you wouldn't be cheating on your boyfriend".... I don't think this person knows what cheating is lol
@ximiyuz
@ximiyuz 4 жыл бұрын
"Age is just a number." "You know what else is just a number..?" "What..?" " *911* "
@Another_Hibiki
@Another_Hibiki 4 жыл бұрын
another number:14... years in jail
@landonadams9935
@landonadams9935 4 жыл бұрын
"A jail cell is just a room"
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 4 жыл бұрын
Instead of sausage or shlong I use the educated term "tootsie roll"
@Cubed_Soulspark
@Cubed_Soulspark 5 жыл бұрын
"this channel will not impact my main Channel" - Slazo befor not uploading for 2 weeks
@ninjalokust
@ninjalokust 5 жыл бұрын
What has Slazo got to do with this channel?
@Cubed_Soulspark
@Cubed_Soulspark 5 жыл бұрын
@@ninjalokust i bet they are keeping him hostage to voice there Videos. its the AUS Mafia D:
@Cubed_Soulspark
@Cubed_Soulspark 5 жыл бұрын
@Galaxi ?
@natsukilovestobake4427
@natsukilovestobake4427 5 жыл бұрын
Galaxi Flamingo is fun to watch!
@Cubed_Soulspark
@Cubed_Soulspark 5 жыл бұрын
@Galaxi yeah, but if he enjoys his new content more, how can we blame him. Reddit is even what he started with (on slazo) so gl to him
@bowlcut6590
@bowlcut6590 5 жыл бұрын
Wow EmKay Slazo is a great voice actor you should collaborate with him more often I didn’t even know you were collabing until like 5minutes into the video
@malenaboeva6759
@malenaboeva6759 5 жыл бұрын
Tell me thats ironic
@Likiita
@Likiita 5 жыл бұрын
@@malenaboeva6759 youre clearly new, welcome.
@malenaboeva6759
@malenaboeva6759 5 жыл бұрын
@@Likiita gosh guys, sorry
@malenaboeva6759
@malenaboeva6759 5 жыл бұрын
@@Likiita so many ppl were commenting that all the comments were about how he sounds like Slazo, so i assumed they were serious
@bowlcut6590
@bowlcut6590 5 жыл бұрын
Most of them are ironic
@TheManaPrism
@TheManaPrism 4 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story : it's perfectly okay to have an uncommon fetish, still it's very creepy to message a random stranger and tell them all about it
@alexgade4512
@alexgade4512 4 жыл бұрын
this is why fetishists should stay in their own circles. Asking random strangers fetish questions is never okay and it's always suuuuper uncomfortable. Though, even in the fetish group, people are still cringy as hell and have no idea how to be a decent human being.
@bagofrazors2934
@bagofrazors2934 2 жыл бұрын
I personally think that these people need to step up their game. They need to go outside, and knock on peoples doors, and tell random strangers about it. Kinda like a Mormon but for feet.
@TheInkyAbys
@TheInkyAbys 4 жыл бұрын
My mind isn't clouded by sex, I am a pure being whose mind is only filled with absolute, pure, unadulterated, stupidity.
@VerchielxKanda
@VerchielxKanda 5 жыл бұрын
The weenie in the slicer at 3:00 was a beautiful comeback!! XD "You won't be laughing when I shove my shlong-a-dong in your mouth." "You wanna see my diddle?" Please NEVER stop doing these censors! I love them!! XD
@neoney
@neoney 5 жыл бұрын
VerchielxKanda ok
@Ant-fe7ku
@Ant-fe7ku 5 жыл бұрын
VerchielxKanda ok
@nanomisu
@nanomisu 5 жыл бұрын
VerchielxKanda ok
@neighbourino2376
@neighbourino2376 5 жыл бұрын
VerichelxKanda ok
@imthetrashman8620
@imthetrashman8620 5 жыл бұрын
VerchielxKanda ok
@Fenn899
@Fenn899 5 жыл бұрын
I'd be down for a goth femboy.
@epicgamer3215
@epicgamer3215 5 жыл бұрын
cool
@annyshkilionok2680
@annyshkilionok2680 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@cryingtm7237
@cryingtm7237 5 жыл бұрын
same
@georgesmith4307
@georgesmith4307 5 жыл бұрын
Same tbh
@shmoist2678
@shmoist2678 5 жыл бұрын
*Emkay...*
@titanicwasaninsidejob6210
@titanicwasaninsidejob6210 5 жыл бұрын
Emkay: "welcome to the finest Reddit readings south of the equator" Kore, Giofilms, Fresh: "Am I a joke to you?"
@dmclasher6273
@dmclasher6273 5 жыл бұрын
Dont forget r/slash
@fandomfreakstudios
@fandomfreakstudios 4 жыл бұрын
6:50 went from: "BLUEBERRY!!!" to: "oh shit that's not blueberry" real quick
@flamefeather2665
@flamefeather2665 4 жыл бұрын
Pfffffffffft
@little_sponge.
@little_sponge. Жыл бұрын
i quietly said " papyrus?! " i would give papyrus my liver tho, not like im using it anyway
@miro_theburger
@miro_theburger Жыл бұрын
sounds like horrortale papyrus lol
@miro_theburger
@miro_theburger Жыл бұрын
although im not sure if hes aware that hes eating human organs in the comic
@pastelstars812
@pastelstars812 4 жыл бұрын
I first read the title as r/Creepymoms I'm an idiot-
@acidic_soda
@acidic_soda 5 жыл бұрын
"in my dreams I fill you up wi- Oh charming! Thank you!" Lmaooooo
@nataliemueller649
@nataliemueller649 4 жыл бұрын
Right? Love the pfp
@nataliemueller649
@nataliemueller649 4 жыл бұрын
@@jazzabighits4473 Wtf did I just read.
@ILZE.77
@ILZE.77 4 жыл бұрын
Jazza BigHits no.
@UniEvolute
@UniEvolute 3 жыл бұрын
@@nataliemueller649 what did they say?
@Archie-Love
@Archie-Love 5 жыл бұрын
"frick" makes you sound like you grew up on sesame street. Still like your frickin channel.
@TheGoldenDunsparce
@TheGoldenDunsparce 5 жыл бұрын
"And then I told him, "frick off!", but I didn't say "frick"~!"
@aaronsmith1023
@aaronsmith1023 4 жыл бұрын
Frickfrackpattywhack
@AverageKobeniEnjoyer
@AverageKobeniEnjoyer 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the double upload, been having a rough night and this made me chuckle
@LHoriginal
@LHoriginal 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf is your profile picture lol?
@AverageKobeniEnjoyer
@AverageKobeniEnjoyer 5 жыл бұрын
A very good boy
@LHoriginal
@LHoriginal 5 жыл бұрын
@@AverageKobeniEnjoyer ok then
@Jkjoannaki
@Jkjoannaki 4 жыл бұрын
-he has cancer -he IS cancer I love this person so much
@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600
@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600 5 жыл бұрын
Creepy guy: "Does it look like I care?" FBI: >:)
@ashleighann2502
@ashleighann2502 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he manages to make any ding-dong talk sound even creepier with all the names 😂
@4nd3rzzon
@4nd3rzzon 5 жыл бұрын
Ding dong Who's there?
@ashleighann2502
@ashleighann2502 5 жыл бұрын
@@4nd3rzzon schlong-a-dong
@jazirsa
@jazirsa 5 жыл бұрын
"im a literal child" *FBI OPEN UP*
@Rikard_Nilsson
@Rikard_Nilsson 5 жыл бұрын
These people have never interacted with any human in real life, I'm fairly confident of that...
@selenia4111
@selenia4111 4 жыл бұрын
Me Hearing " kisses your lips" alright Slazo *kiss sound* Me: damn... I felt that... I really felt that.
@glitchygoth9951
@glitchygoth9951 4 жыл бұрын
@JiminHasJams noooo he does NOT have jams rm said sooo
@savannah6363
@savannah6363 4 жыл бұрын
i got all excited i was like “SLAZO IS BACK DUDE NO MORE DAMIEN” and then i realized this was 10 months ago.. then i realized i love damien.. then i realized this is a simulation.
@stabbedacrylic4715
@stabbedacrylic4715 5 жыл бұрын
Me: He'd be a great Gaster voice actor. Mind: mAn He'D bE a GrEaT gAsTeR vOiCe AcToR!!! *Squeals*
@augustthegoat5735
@augustthegoat5735 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you like trucks?" *me now thinking of two trucks* Not again.
@julesis-dead6751
@julesis-dead6751 4 жыл бұрын
Mochi Sleep dun Dundundundundundun Dundundundundundun DundundundundudunDUN TWO TRUCKS HAVIN SEX TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES I N V O L U N T A R I L Y *F L E X*
@jonathanjoestar4379
@jonathanjoestar4379 4 жыл бұрын
10:44 I forgot that people are into ‘breeding’ and I wish I could forget this kink
@icheero3558
@icheero3558 4 жыл бұрын
What.
@landonadams9935
@landonadams9935 4 жыл бұрын
@@icheero3558 my sentiments exactly.
@capthavic
@capthavic 4 жыл бұрын
Have to say I was pleasantly surprised by the number of people who actually took no for answer so well.
@dazai_luver
@dazai_luver 4 жыл бұрын
"HUMAN!!!!!" Me: *Papyrus?-*
@CuteLilEldritch1010
@CuteLilEldritch1010 3 жыл бұрын
Good to know I’m not the only Undertale freak heresy
@thomaslawson1082
@thomaslawson1082 5 жыл бұрын
0:35 Because I’ll beat it by 10% BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE!
@user-ob4xm6ds1b
@user-ob4xm6ds1b 5 жыл бұрын
I Try To Draw lowest prices are just the begging
@billygreen7912
@billygreen7912 4 жыл бұрын
Him: How can I feel thirsty?!.. is that a commission to... what?! Me: what?!? 😂
@robins__corner
@robins__corner 4 жыл бұрын
I DEMAND YOUR LIVER why FOR MY CONSUMING Me: C-Can I have half-
@truebornseeker9767
@truebornseeker9767 4 жыл бұрын
“HUMAN! I DEMAND YOUR LIVER! TO CONSUME!” Is the energy I want. Not even assuming gender, just “HUMAN”
@jazzabighits4473
@jazzabighits4473 4 жыл бұрын
3:08 isn't creepy, he was polite and didn't get weird after she said no
@HyenaFox
@HyenaFox 4 жыл бұрын
That just means he wasn't a dick about it... Asking for pics of someone's boots is kinda weird and creepy on its own, let alone saying it's for a "weird fetish".
@srehh5529
@srehh5529 4 жыл бұрын
@@HyenaFox eh I only find saying it's for a weird fetish classifying as “creepy” a bit. Asking for pics of someone's boots doesn't seem any different from girls asking to see another girl's pretty dress.
@KORONEVIRUS
@KORONEVIRUS 4 жыл бұрын
But you don’t just message someone for feet pics out of nowhere
@alexgade4512
@alexgade4512 4 жыл бұрын
he was nicer about it than some of the foot fetishists i interacted with, but it was still a weird thing to ask a stranger. You don't ask for very specific pictures of someone's body out of the blue like this.
@jazzabighits4473
@jazzabighits4473 4 жыл бұрын
@@HyenaFox imagine kink shaming in 2020
@FlutterBugg
@FlutterBugg 4 жыл бұрын
3:06 I would've sent a picture of actual winter boots
@ariaa.9428
@ariaa.9428 4 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what he wants xd
@ninetailedfox579121
@ninetailedfox579121 4 жыл бұрын
You should go do that then. Then you can just imagine how your winter boots would be getting more action than you.
@CuteLilEldritch1010
@CuteLilEldritch1010 3 жыл бұрын
I would’ve sent a picture of boots from Dora the Explorer
@accumulator_101
@accumulator_101 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you like trucks?" Me: *remembers that one time i sang "truck-kun taskete, truck-kun taskete, isekai watashi"* Me: oh damn
@nikomcneil8185
@nikomcneil8185 4 жыл бұрын
The liver convo (6:50) just sound like a convo me and my friends would have tbh-
@abramo7700
@abramo7700 4 жыл бұрын
the fact that some people that rp dont even use asterisks makes it 10x creepier
@mobiusstripper7279
@mobiusstripper7279 3 жыл бұрын
Okay. Hands down best creeper voice. It's absolutely _perfect._ ❤️
@what.a.doozie
@what.a.doozie 5 жыл бұрын
2:48 ayeeee fellow ace person who probably isn't watching this video
@linkinlog8543
@linkinlog8543 4 жыл бұрын
xGiraffeQueenx IM ACE! AND IM WATCHING!
@SilverAceOfSpades
@SilverAceOfSpades Жыл бұрын
I'm ace and I wouldn't be able to even censor a dick pic, I'd have to delete it.
@bunnyraptor420
@bunnyraptor420 5 жыл бұрын
"nonce #1" Um how many nonces does this person know
@rowaneverly
@rowaneverly 5 жыл бұрын
The one about the liver was probably somebody trying to roleplay as Eyeless Jack.
@a-lonley-box3657
@a-lonley-box3657 3 жыл бұрын
THE SAUSAGE CUTTER RESPONSE WAS GOLDEN OML
@1EAT_R0ACHES
@1EAT_R0ACHES 4 жыл бұрын
The amount of times I've wheezed through this-☠☠☠
@officerspider7996
@officerspider7996 5 жыл бұрын
EmKay-----> Slazo Best theory ever
@damiennewisely788
@damiennewisely788 5 жыл бұрын
Petition to Get Slazo to Stop Saying Coochie
@detroit9654
@detroit9654 5 жыл бұрын
Petition to get Slazo to say it more You know what to do
@shawnt1206
@shawnt1206 5 жыл бұрын
Damienne Wisely - you prefer him say vagina or pussy?
@damiennewisely788
@damiennewisely788 5 жыл бұрын
@@m1cra848 happy now you fat fuck
@madisonheath2675
@madisonheath2675 4 жыл бұрын
I think we all know the part where that one person was *Roplaying* like a new Roblox account, and we all can agree on it.
@SoySauceLover17
@SoySauceLover17 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO “Allow me to introduce myself now lick my boootttttyyyy” your voices bring me so much joy 🤣
@crazcatladeestudios9956
@crazcatladeestudios9956 5 жыл бұрын
7:56 OMG 100% respect for this person being so open and cool, love yourself regardless of your gender and sexuality!
@fr0ginahat800
@fr0ginahat800 4 жыл бұрын
any one notice how there are like three different damiens with different accents and energy levels?
@taskmagician4289
@taskmagician4289 5 жыл бұрын
Wow this guy sounds like Slazo (:
@malenaboeva6759
@malenaboeva6759 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr! Almost as if that's Slazo's second channel
@biscuitisstupidlol
@biscuitisstupidlol 5 жыл бұрын
*X-Files music plays*
@soupsquare
@soupsquare 5 жыл бұрын
I always forget to screenshot the weird conversations I have ahhh kinda disappointed in myself
@RogueDom
@RogueDom 4 жыл бұрын
Omg. The voices raise the creepiness level SO much. Well done. I almost couldn't take it. (That's what she said.)
@dezzyiro
@dezzyiro 4 жыл бұрын
The first one caught me off guard and I laughed so much
@mangle18423
@mangle18423 4 жыл бұрын
its miu iruma! what did you do to K11-B0
@mangle18423
@mangle18423 4 жыл бұрын
@NeoChasm okay
@pastella2485
@pastella2485 5 жыл бұрын
I’m so dead at all the replacement words you used for d//k
@MimoriAzume
@MimoriAzume 4 жыл бұрын
9:07 this one hit me like a ton of bricks because some dude messaged my goth girlfriend the exact same thing and I was debating if it was her
@williamdrum9899
@williamdrum9899 10 ай бұрын
I'm willing to bet he sends the same messages to a bunch of women
@lidlyp
@lidlyp 5 жыл бұрын
"HUMAN I DEMAND YOUR LIVER" got me hard
@anettangeli506
@anettangeli506 5 жыл бұрын
Creepy asterisks without asterisks somehow makes me even more uncomfortable and now I need another therapist thank u
@kratosgodofwar4313
@kratosgodofwar4313 4 жыл бұрын
6:31 i laughed so hard when he send him a fatt cat picture
@unformattednolastname4010
@unformattednolastname4010 5 жыл бұрын
Two posts in the same day?
@junkiejackflash
@junkiejackflash 5 жыл бұрын
Isnt this a reupload?
@unformattednolastname4010
@unformattednolastname4010 5 жыл бұрын
@@junkiejackflash I'm not sure
@junkiejackflash
@junkiejackflash 5 жыл бұрын
@@unformattednolastname4010 nvm. Just similar thumbnail
@unformattednolastname4010
@unformattednolastname4010 5 жыл бұрын
@@junkiejackflash yea I think he just re used a thumbnail
@beesmerk6169
@beesmerk6169 5 жыл бұрын
wait..'human'? HOLY SHIT ITS PAPYRUS edit:HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN AND KZbin DIDNT BE LIKE "HEY BITCH U GOT LIKES" WHAT THE-
@theundeadpancake9869
@theundeadpancake9869 5 жыл бұрын
HE HAS TURNED FOR THE LIVER
@osamuzai3823
@osamuzai3823 5 жыл бұрын
HORRORTALE?-
@theundeadpancake9869
@theundeadpancake9869 5 жыл бұрын
@@osamuzai3823 _yessssssssss_
@milleniam
@milleniam 5 жыл бұрын
[[ distant nyehs and a throuse of bones ]] A THROUSE tROUSLE**
@papercrane7612
@papercrane7612 4 жыл бұрын
this comment made my day thank you so much-
@mochiimochii4811
@mochiimochii4811 5 жыл бұрын
I think this is Slazos second channel, though i could be 100% wrong
@mynameisntemma167
@mynameisntemma167 5 жыл бұрын
i think this is ironic but i don't know for sure and i'm scared
@handsanitizer2457
@handsanitizer2457 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, its a completely different person. Definitely, not Slazo
@neutronstar6739
@neutronstar6739 5 жыл бұрын
@@handsanitizer2457 yes, I have seen both slazo and emkay hangout on Facebook.
@kevinjohnson7300
@kevinjohnson7300 3 жыл бұрын
The bro out guy actually had me dying
@Persekiss
@Persekiss 2 жыл бұрын
didn’t read the date and was shocked by the voice for the sec
@supanova_cod
@supanova_cod Жыл бұрын
ye
@SomberSora
@SomberSora 5 жыл бұрын
This is the first creepyPMS I've seen in a while, thanks Michael.
@danton8302
@danton8302 5 жыл бұрын
*"I'm still down if you are 😘"* 😂😂😂
@arnaldobs7901
@arnaldobs7901 5 жыл бұрын
That guy needs to look girly AF for that creepo to mistake him for a girl 😂😂😂
@srenk1922
@srenk1922 5 жыл бұрын
I look younger than I am, but definitely not fem My profile pic is me and my girlfriend... and I guess he assumed that the person named “Mike” was the girl in the picture.
@evelynt9582
@evelynt9582 5 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, internet people weren't creepy
@boogityhoo7452
@boogityhoo7452 5 жыл бұрын
that's a damn lie. Internet ppl been creepy ever since the launch and I'm one of those so I can talk crap. lol
@kheldaurgarth148
@kheldaurgarth148 4 жыл бұрын
EmKay is weirdly addicting. I guess it's something about his voice, or accent. Either way, these are fun to listen to. Subscribed. And cheers from Finland my friends.
@chariotroses9148
@chariotroses9148 4 жыл бұрын
2:44 your voice during the entire thing was pure
@alina81324
@alina81324 4 жыл бұрын
As a goth, this made me feel uncomfortable
@CuteLilEldritch1010
@CuteLilEldritch1010 3 жыл бұрын
Us alternative fashion wearers have it so rough, I knew some poor girl that got approached by a neck beard while wearing harajuku, he told her about how much he wanted a “harajuku girlfriend” it makes me a little nervous to wear street fashion outside
@bagofrazors2934
@bagofrazors2934 2 жыл бұрын
Most of these dudes don’t even know what a real a goth is.
@addicted2mako
@addicted2mako 5 жыл бұрын
1:50 I’d have said “I like trains.” (cue ASDF Movie clip) An oldie but a goodie
@nwhousei
@nwhousei 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to the FINEST reddit readings, south of the e-qee-tuh ya'll.
@jj2147-d5r
@jj2147-d5r 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, that beginning caught me off guard 😂😂
@juriendotcom
@juriendotcom 3 жыл бұрын
" *s h o w u r a r s e* "
@sing3vdaz3-52
@sing3vdaz3-52 3 жыл бұрын
'He IS cancer." Fuckin killed me
@Kortezxero
@Kortezxero 5 жыл бұрын
Welp my faith in humanity has been lowered another 4% thanks.
@alleciowing1378
@alleciowing1378 5 жыл бұрын
I asked a girl out not even 10 minutes ago and I don't know if she's saying yes or no. She hasn't said anything yet and I'm freaking out.
@skit5862
@skit5862 5 жыл бұрын
say your friend stole your phone and that it was a joke but if she did want to date you would be down
@LarsonLake
@LarsonLake 5 жыл бұрын
Or just ask her to clarify. What's the big deal? Even if she says no, you're a little embarrassed, but you can move on. Waaaaay better to just know if she's interested or not.
@deepfrierrat5144
@deepfrierrat5144 5 жыл бұрын
Why do we need to know this. Good for u/sorry i guess?
@incubis4976
@incubis4976 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no no DONT DO THAT
@skit5862
@skit5862 5 жыл бұрын
@@incubis4976 i did it in middle school trust me
@magic8balljuice968
@magic8balljuice968 5 жыл бұрын
hey early to the party. nice vid. why do people keep saying that you're a less popular youtuber named slazo?
@noelnielsen1965
@noelnielsen1965 5 жыл бұрын
this is Slazo's other channel
@snaxgalore5764
@snaxgalore5764 5 жыл бұрын
Noel Nielsen woooosh
@byron3718
@byron3718 5 жыл бұрын
@@noelnielsen1965 What are you talking about? He's a completely different person with almost no relation.
@magic8balljuice968
@magic8balljuice968 5 жыл бұрын
2 completely different people
@malenaboeva6759
@malenaboeva6759 5 жыл бұрын
@@magic8balljuice968 EmKay is Slazo's second channel
@mellj7213
@mellj7213 5 жыл бұрын
EmKay’s alternative words crack me up😂😂😂
@haleyt5801
@haleyt5801 4 жыл бұрын
12:30 and that whole segment you made our beloved creep sound like a perverted severus snape. oh god I'll never see our potions master the same.
@Matt-mo6rn
@Matt-mo6rn 5 жыл бұрын
Hey my dudes, you can find the goth girl on insta, Her name is mybeautifulnightmare. Make sure to give her credit
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