r/Tinder | I'M A GIRL I SWEAR

[@mayannaise5708]

“I wish people would say Damien I love your voice” -Damien

[@piantic3688]

Also Damien: *ignores compliments about his voice*

[@want-diversecontent3887]

Widow Kitten and their laugh

[@thejsvenderby2589]

Damien, I love your voice

[@jasminec7262]

Omg i was gonna say that

[@eqbert]

Bro, right when I read this, the video narrorated it.

[@emptube]

"Your laugh increases my HP" adding that to my sayings thankyou

[@tacksonjoxic7248]

T fuk

[@depressedkathryn747]

Ember how do I favorite a comment?

[@tacksonjoxic7248]

depressed kathryn u cant

[@depressedkathryn747]

Jackson Toxic LMAO that’s the point.... r/whoooosh

[@tacksonjoxic7248]

depressed kathryn how is that a joke

[@sanctioned1176]

Fell asleep with this on. FBI open up came on. Literally jumped across the room.

[@skyereimers3952]

Same

[@sirbashley8680]

Yeah same! :O Edit: I wasn't asleep tho

[@honeytea7163]

i thought it was real 😂😂

[@sanctioned1176]

@@honeytea7163 lol same here. I literally was looking out the windows and everything for about a minute and a half until I finished waking up. Than I asked myself why would the FBI be here.

[@mochiwochii88]

I almost shit bricks dude-

[@lotto5498]

"Your laugh increases my HP." That has to be the most wholesome thing I've ever heard.

[@Sunnyfreddy3]

What happened to Damien, he hasn’t been in any of his recent vids

[@lotto5498]

@@Sunnyfreddy3 check one of the ones from last week or this week one was named Damien is back

[@Catsvodcave]

Post this on reddit and they can make it unwholesome if ya like

[@JoseMartinez-xh7dn]

*Hears FBI part* *Takes headphones off* *Hears door fall*

[@niekminten3280]

José Martinez oh naw

[@forcyland]

fight or flight response intensify

[@branard5748]

"JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS "

[@haydencady756]

ForcefulYT you just want to say that don’t you?

[@ethanbasil1880]

F

[@samina151]

"it tickles my soul" That's adorable But the comments be saying the truth man, very nice voice

[@itzmilxymolly8145]

Noice voice**

[@samina151]

@@itzmilxymolly8145 omg yes

[@omnical6135]

this damien video fully regenerated my HP now i can fight the final boss

[@theyarentsane]

Saw this comment the second I heard him say that ._.

[@Yourmother19292]

Gimme the uh... the thanos fade

[@KJOB]

"I did the laundry" "Bathroom is clean" "Dishes are done" What

[@Azerit]

The dream of many women is having a man that actually does all of that at home

[@darkemperorfinn]

@@Azerit mhm

[@meetjeric]

and i always done that at home, many girls got wet.

[@KJOB]

I do that but I don't have anyone to whisper to

[@straightmuhrder9200]

I do all that and more. No women in sight lol.

[@sweebow5288]

“Im a girl, I swear” EMERGENCY MEETING

[@thepeskyone]

🆘📺📮📓⛽

[@I-never-existed000]

I found em

[@bidoof367]

ammaikamognus

[@peepytime]

the huge computer science conversation was actually kind of cute

[@blacklancer3255]

Just give my your number Anna

[@blacklancer3255]

Suga's grandpa dance Infired me so hard I liked it also

[@fancybowtiecat3336]

Yeah, It'd make a wonderful movie!

[@marlom7882]

I wish I knew an Anna

[@Cheshiregrinn91]

It kinda reminded me of the story of the two star trek fans who met at a star trek convention but she was like, Polish or something and he was, idk, French or something I don't remember but they both knew how to speak Klingon and they fell in love. They spoke only Klingon to each other during the time it took for both of them to learn the others language.

[@steveadams7592]

The door pounding and "FBI, open up" sounded too real when listening to this wearing headphones...damn near crapped myself.

[@joshjoah369]

Same. Its 12:18 right now. Im about to go to sleep, my door is right where the sound is and i almost shat myself

[@joshjoah369]

It just did it again. My god

[@Klick404]

Josh Joah dude it’s 12:18 for me too lol

[@aarongaming4729]

Same lmao

[@BadgerRaccoon]

hiding something? should I contact the authorities, steve?

[@vltMondanzo]

ngl, the fbi audio scared the hell out of me. Wait.. I paused the video why is the sound still pla- gtg

[@blavastly]

vlt. Mondanzo 😂😂😂😂

[@ThirdGensAreOk]

I read this comment as it played and it scared me

[@Zack_Zander]

vlt. Mondanzo I think I hear that sound outside...

[@theodorul4085]

oh so freakin good

[@gorgeousfreeman4836]

Bulls- oh shit gtg

[@SnailBoy1273]

Anna: I'm used to computers Me: you've underestimated my power I spent 2 years on the computer at school non stop playing games

[@Akropolix]

How the fuck are you still alive

[@hunterbear2421]

you learned well but have you played for 8 years

[@graycatsaderow]

Bro i spent 16 years on gaming,shut up newbie

[@globsterjail8195]

"sexy nurse voice" *proceeds to do the deepest, most masculine voice possible* 12:40

[@themathhatter5290]

Was he wrong?

[@hollyelizabeth9279]

Channel 42 the answer is no

[@SilviaNight99]

There are male nurses, you know. 😏

[@KOT_AMV]

Male nurses my bro

[@ivannav9175]

GlobsterJail it was most likely a male nurse ...

[@itsgrayson6777]

*Damien laughs* Viewers: *happiness noise*

[@Hapokas112]

Nice.

[@generalgrievous2496]

????

[@williamafton3744]

Nice

[@ronnie7557]

Nice.

[@sGeeMoney]

Nice

[@peach4246]

Watching the comments slowly get creepier "Damien feel validated" turns into "UR VOICE MaKE mE HaRdQ!"

[@sheluvsgeno]

10:27 that really made me jump off my chair and scared the shit out off me, jesus =D

[@jeffbezoslover]

Same, I was wearing headphones!

[@RealAdelie]

@BullDogz or if u an american

[@lmao9571]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKnHhJd9haeDfsk

[@sheluvsgeno]

@@lmao9571 I fucking hate you

[@legomanlookingatyou5258]

@@lmao9571 bro fuckin hate you

[@puggles9141]

Unironically, your voice is absolute perfection. Your laugh? Beyond adorable.

[@namefullcon4491]

Agreed

[@AnnoyinglyFast]

Truth, his voice is deep but not too deep and doesn't get annoying even after hours of watching. His laugh is beyond fried gold.

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

Accurate

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Yep

[@user-xj3qj5mz5g]

his laugh is so vvudjhchdjfiskkc

[@damionlee7658]

10:27 I am laying on the sofa, holding my phone up above my head. Listening to this with headphones on, really tired, can't keep my eyes open. Was at that stage where you don't realise you've closed your eyes to start with, and slowly become aware that you can't see anything... Then BANG BANG BANG - "FBI OPEN UP" My heart rate went through the roof, nearly leaping out of my chest. I nearly dropped my phone on my face... And nearly bloody well shat myself! Was so far gone it took me far too many seconds to think "Hang on, we don't have the FBI in this country". Damn you Damien! Damn you to r/nosleep for that!

[@im.koyami]

Damion Lee but you named damien too

[@damionlee7658]

@@im.koyami It's close, but not quite the same spelling. When I was born my mother had only recently watched The Omen (great series of films), and didn't want to tempt fate 😂 Close enough that I could have a laugh doing some Emkay videos (but I think my English accent would give me away as a cheap knock off of the real thing 😝)

[@iivclq]

English teachers: very good writing young man

[@damionlee7658]

@@iivclq Oh were I to be a young man again. To not creak and crack - like and old steam train running down the line - every time I stand. To be able to read, without having to turn on every light in the room. Alas, neither the passage of time, nor the coming of the tides care for my dreams. They simply add more wrinkles to my face, and wash away my memories. Come on teach... that has to worth at least a B- 😋

[@iivclq]

@@damionlee7658 Hagrid said A-

[@alissawilliams3435]

THAT FBI BANGING LEGIT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL WTF

[@dinoant12]

me f*cking too

[@edsongray3356]

Wtf

[@dadoventi]

WTF SAME. I DIED

[@monroerobbins7551]

... phrasing.

[@redwizardgaming3985]

I read this as it happened and jumped so hard!

[@ChickenNugget-rk2wb]

What a weird Convenience that when he said "Anna just send your Snapchat" he got a notification wait what if Anna is his FBI agent's name?

[@xviolet-skysx3298]

what if it is anna and she IS his FBI agent and that is why she spends so much time on the computer 😶

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

what if FBI means "FaceBook Incels" on tinder?

[@Arlette_del_rey]

that information is classified

[@maomaomi5434]

So if this guy hooks up with his fbi agent and they decide to go on a date at an underground movie convention then have s- x in the restrooms there, wouldn't that mean he... F-- ked the police coming straight from the underground?

[@92_orsomething]

Nobody: Guys on Tinder: Want to have *S E X U A L I N T E R C O U R S E S ?*

[@Soul_Alpha]

FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE

[@gaiaallseeingeye]

*sucks meat sceptre*

[@gwg1232]

False black bears

[@nottengen9178]

@@gaiaallseeingeye r/cursedcomments

[@MichaelR1275]

This should be at 666 not 999. If say to not like it anymore but no one actually cares.

[@ces.0308]

For the first "FBI OPEN UP" I was 1. Half asleep 2. Sitting 3. Wearing noise cancelling headphones 1+2+3= Legit thinking the FBI was at my house for 10 secconds

[@YellowSabre]

6

[@timh8570]

i know dud that SCARED the fuck outta me i was playing a game

[@fazetherickitself2159]

I had that too.

[@TheRedTigon]

Iam Daddio oml sameee

[@monroerobbins7551]

My sincerest apologies, dude.

[@darkemperorfinn]

Damien: *talks or laughs* Viewers: *happy sounds increase*

[@reluctantfollower3189]

..........

[@donttalktomenow]

True that

[@hanniejisungie5021]

I respectfully agree with this

[@__darkfuneral]

Yay I'm 1k like :D

[@exari_]

Agent Wolf i think ur the horrible joke here....

[@cindersofhell9133]

So we just not gonna talk about how this one person matched with his sister... alright

[@NovaGuardian985]

What's more concerning is he did it on accident. She matched with him on purpose.

[@BuddinGHP]

Sweet home Alabama.

[@UtamagUta]

@@NovaGuardian985 how did you not get the joke, she did that to tease him for his entire life. Just a sibling i'd say 'f*ckery', but Alabama comment makes me reluctant.

[@Xannyphantom905]

@@NovaGuardian985 GIGGITY

[@TheManCaveLive]

i’m a girl, i swear G - Guy I - In R - Real L - Life

[@altawaller1907]

Webclick Click shit u found out

[@basil8924]

Lol

[@raik1766]

i'm a guy, i swear G - Girl U - Um Y - Yes

[@vexotyl3356]

Kingofgerman letsplays | lmao 🤣

[@demonias2439]

Oh no- *MY COVER*

[@DrunkenPilotVideos]

"It came from a calendar" OMG, that comeback. I laughed so hard I started wheezing xD

[@Clayton-vn6pe]

Idk why it was so funny

[@LukerinoP]

I love it when people wheeze

[@ilovehyunjin]

Lost Recon lmao same

[@aliennastar7605]

Me too 😂😂

[@BrownSovs]

Damien i love your voice, it tickels my soul and raises my HP level

[@_aleda_]

Damien, i love your voice, it tickles my soul, raises my HP level and Strength level

[@Human-tk7sh]

Damien I love your voice, it tickles my soul, raises my HP level, raises my strength level, raises my emotional strength level and raises my joy

[@friendlyneighborhoodcombine]

EagleGamez I love Damien’s voice because it raises all my stats by 💯

[@dominicatkinson7693]

666 likes

[@Cleepington.]

doesn't it also lower your max hp and agility skill though?

[@PrinceMult]

12:40 “Sexy nurse voice” = manly voice some how?.?.?

[@Delta21OnYT]

Because manly voice is sexy

[@Defektyd]

Nurses dont have to be women.

[@lmao9571]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKnHhJd9haeDfsk

[@OGRubyAlmighty]

Stop Rick rolling

[@Defektyd]

When I see I've already replied to this-

[@Minitomate]

The code talk was just brilliant and funny at the same time.

[@byua1835]

yeah 😂😂

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

Weird language, though.

[@wingy200]

I low-key hope they get married.

[@finn9976]

It's wholesome

[@swapnil3990]

The girl was actually so irritating… I'm always in pc but I'm not one but dull at interactions. Being practical isn't the same as being boring.

[@vickypeb9008]

"Your laugh increases my HP" "Your voice increases my mana" "And last but not the least" "Your singing increases my stroke" Yoea wiaalacome

[@onyxcrimson]

can I use this for some karma on r/ihadastroke tho

[@vickypeb9008]

@@onyxcrimson sure... I guess?

[@onyxcrimson]

@@vickypeb9008 thanks dude

[@vickypeb9008]

@@onyxcrimson your welcome....?

[@neb1745]

Bruh moment

[@laurieerickson5648]

Damien:*talks about how he feels good when people compliment his voice* Comments:*spams love and compliments* Damien: I am so proud of this community

[@JustZal]

tbh im getting the feeling that his community and his subscribers will be WHOLESOME at all times

[@dripsnake44]

10:27 I watched this video when I woke up so I was still laying in bed being lazy. I didn’t realize the FBI open up came from the video, so I legit jumped out of bed, fell onto the floor, and busted my lip. Why, man, why must you do this to me?

[@justafatuiharbinger]

...I’m sorry I laughed

[@thatoneguy1845]

f

[@Arlette_del_rey]

Us coming to you house should scare you be us watching should just as much 👀

[@zaneeea]

it aint matter how much i watch your videos, that laugh cracks me up everytime

[@theholydoge7616]

Kermit it's your bedtime go to bed XD

[@evajuneau]

KINGBOYZ remember kids: Acketchi likes pancakes and 2+2= *GO THE FUCK TO BED*

[@Ghst-xf6ux]

Damien: **laughs** Me: *Happiness +100 Smile +100*

[@thesleepydot]

Hitoshi Shinso it’s just like in Monster Prom

[@lilstevie1056]

In Love With A Were no what have you done. The unspeakable should not be brought to this realm.

[@divinityquartz3428]

i always think of the joker

[@QziDiKay]

That sudden "FBI Open up" nearly made ne Drop my phone twice while in the bus. Awesome.

[@silvertheorist]

I'm on a bus as well. A dragging 4 hour ride as well. Awesome indeed.

[@polaroidandroidjeff6383]

I thought they were at my door 😱😱

[@missizz1595]

6:02 that laugh tho 😂 also that whole computing convo is a 💯/ 💯

[@kittikoko]

I am very heavily medicated right now and that FBI bit at 10:28 made my soul leave my body. 😶

[@colbykeber1716]

kittikoko same

[@SewahDragon]

Illusion 100 XD

[@bruciex4574]

green medication by any chance?

[@bryjenkins3731]

My ass fell out.... 😢

[@riekeltras9534]

WITH HEADSET IT WAS SO SCARY

[@Brough3]

10:27 I was watching this in bed, Fell halfway asleep, And then, *FBI OPEN UP*

[@finfeestudios4512]

Might be be a little late but same here.

[@yourlefttoe2251]

JESUS CHRIST

[@thighsuffocater6969]

Bruh3 shit me too fam, scared the fucc out of me...

[@icy1621]

Same

[@kingmontez4322]

That literally jus happened to me💀💀with headphones on

[@katie-ox1ps]

when he was saying “errrr” he sounded like coach steve 😂

[@GamerGuy-dm4vz]

Steve Kerr??

[@GamerGuy-dm4vz]

Who tf is Coach Steve?

[@hsmacaraig]

Gamer Guy ikr! who’s he?

[@alexdavis6578]

Gamer Guy watch Big Mouth

[@hellofellowthots1568]

Wait like from Big Mouth? Lmao ikr

[@jazz26]

"hey what's up" "LMAO just in london" why are they laughing what joke have i missed

[@chikofute1693]

Don't worry damien, your voice cures my anxiety

[@patty4449]

I think we all love Damiens voice... it helps with my depressions after all, so I doubt that I'm the only one feeling better after hearing his voice...

[@chikofute1693]

@@patty4449 tbh he's better than slazo

[@djfebrezee]

@@chikofute1693 Michael has a nice "Petty commentary" voice, while Damien has the perfect voice for reading stuff like this.

[@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10]

@@chikofute1693 have you heard the thing that happened to slazo

[@chikofute1693]

@@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 the poor guy is in damien's basement

[@terrancedavis2740]

Jesus Christ i thought the FBI was at my house. My heart was about to jump out of my chest.

[@brind124]

same

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

You're all criminals

[@aireonaferguson6666]

@tr3poz jus making unfunny jokes my guy, don't mind me

[@theforestsongz]

I'm not American, ayyy

[@siobhanm]

I was in the school bus, and I was so surprised that I've first thought that the sound went to some other kid and I was like checking around me quickly to see if anyone would react 🤔

[@strayhyena6432]

Damien I love your voice and laugh ♡ Damien uploads: *suicide rate drops to 0*

[@InfiniteDataYT]

Good to know someone's still Karen about him.

[@strayhyena6432]

@@InfiniteDataYT its skaren me that people just dont karenough to leave a nice comment

[@InfiniteDataYT]

@@strayhyena6432 I know right! It's so scary that nobody is willing to karenough if suicide rates go up or down. (Couldn't think of anything new)

[@strayhyena6432]

@@InfiniteDataYT uwu still perfect

[@InfiniteDataYT]

@@strayhyena6432 atleast u are still karen and have respect for people XD

[@catticus6637]

that person and anna are literally perfect for each other lmao

[@sahifatazkhan9980]

Yes but that belongs in r/notlikeothergirls

[@Zedzilliot]

@@sahifatazkhan9980 except shes actually not like the other girls

[@Gamper1]

I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING THAT FBI OPEN UP OMG THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS GONNA BREAK THROUGH MY ROOF

[@TracksWithDax]

ME TOO

[@reillycarlandallysondan8454]

Damien: Talks Comments: RESTORATION 100

[@Ana-zp5ik]

Thanks everybody who commented about the Fbi part. I was thankfully prepar- *Fbi open up* (heart beats rapidly) what the cra-

[@lclane5256]

9:35. Dude, your laugh tickles all of our souls. It's great. Cause that way we know we still have em. Wins all around.

[@_DefNotNoah_]

Damien I love your voice and your laugh increases my HP

[@Konoooo]

Noah M this song has restored my health

[@anastasia9314]

No wonder today an ambulence almost crushed me but I have enough hp

[@mothman9165]

He mentioned you in the video right? If so then *good job*

[@_DefNotNoah_]

@@mothman9165 Nah, I posted this 'cause I thought it was funny and he deserves to hear it all the time. 🙂

[@_DefNotNoah_]

@blue orchid hours Yes, yes I am.

[@Lasita1995]

That last one... Damien: How does Amanda have the right answers... My Brain: A-MAN-DUH

[@melissaa9102]

HAHAHAHA I SEE YA I SEE YA MA _FRIEND_ 😉😉

[@burger-esports]

A-MAN-DUH HUGGENKISS

[@saintnikolaas]

Buh dum tss

[@Fig_Portrait]

So, I was watching this with headphones in. When the FBI bit came on... I thought the FBI was at my door. Long story short: my window is broken

[@walter4789]

dude it scared the shit outta me. I was in a lecture worst time to jump in my seat.

[@chocodaydreamzzz4558]

I CAN’T 😂

[@gunfuego]

sounds like someone also shit their britches lol

[@kimnamjoon2695]

If you were innocent why did you run hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm🤔

[@vipershock1089]

Will SAME

[@spencerfrost5612]

Can I just say that the voices you do are wonderful! With my ADHD a lot of sounds, including a lot of people's voices, irritate me. It's just a weird thing that makes me feel overwhelmed. So I usually have problems finding youtubers I can listen to, because their can send me into sensory overload. Your voice, on the other hand, is amazing, and it doesn't bother me one bit!! In fact, listening to your voice is more calming for me than anything else! I love hearing the different ways you talk when acting as the people in the stories you read. It's wonderful! Thanks so much for doing what you do!

[@Sam-yi9qe]

Another person who finds some voices difficult to listen to?? cool i thought that was just me

[@apollengize2423]

Roses are red, And that one is true. Violets are VIOLET, Not Friggin, BLUE!

[@Floralfurycuphead2]

Roses are red, Violets are confusing... I bet you dont know What device im using.

[@tristanpouw1786]

I dont get it

[@flydice]

Violets are blue though

[@potatosnek]

@@tristanpouw1786 THIS SIGN CAN'T STOP ME BECAUSE I CAN'T READ r/woooosh

[@CameronQX]

Roses are red Lapis is blue Violet is violet I bet you agree too.

[@itsastump.6271]

I think the whole point of this video was to scare the flip out of us with “FBI OPEN UP”

[@kythere]

The Kids Dorris I literally fell out of my chair help

[@purplepartytigerd1598]

I almost screeched out loud, my family would've been so confused X'D

[@chris-mc9uu]

when is it?

[@m6yooz]

@@chris-mc9uu 10:26

[@samminicksm]

Your voice is like soft, gooey chocolate chip cookies. You have earned a subscriber.

[@SWITCHL3R]

Boi

[@litrally6973]

Ikr

[@alyssa-yw4fg]

Ok thats werid..

[@jordynp942]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@basiori8900]

there’s 69 likes

[@ComeSandia]

Whole comment section: *insert something about the FBI thing

[@creepinNinja413]

Damien: Laughs I will protect it ✔ I want to see it grow up healthy ✔ I want to tell my friends and neighbors about it ✔

[@tun-vx8lb]

Connor June I want to buff my D&D party with it

[@creepinNinja413]

@@tun-vx8lb Best bard, best charisma, best boy

[@sinkingwrench]

I want to introduce it to my parents ✔️

[@Anniejust.]

“I like people saying “I love your voice” *it’s here for the wheeze because it makes her snort*

[@thepositivityguy3136]

Random person: blinks Emkay: *WhEeZe*

[@Extreme11]

You're confusing him with Jimmy Fallon

[@GoAway3729]

Is it bad that I visually saw the wheeze picture thing

[@squirell2363]

I got a tinder ad while watching this lmao

[@jamesgames5698]

Damian I love your receding hairline, like a river in the mountains

[@certifiesorciere5110]

James Games HAHAHAHAHA

[@yo6t3en]

😂

[@androbee2772]

It started raining when I started the video. And I live on a farm. So I can say with full confidence that, yes, Damiens beautiful voice literally watered my crops.

[@noirelune1229]

XDDDD

[@celestialfoxx]

That's beautiful 😢

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

Love your videos Damian. I hope your KZbin channel goes great

[@LamarINH]

Chaos Couple I hate your channel Damien. As the wise words of ninja once said “go die in a fucking fire”

[@aeb4865]

Lamar Is Not Here Sorry man your profile pic is an anime character so

[@LamarINH]

AEB fuck..... Just take a free reverse card

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

@damyan gang your welcome and I do too

[@damianruelmusic]

Yooo thankssss! Oh wait... you mean EmKay don’t you? :sob:

[@psychopomp3925]

It kinda seems like Damien is bored. Like he laughs about it but maybe he's just losing interest.

[@awesomestyles]

Chonky Boi This is an older video.

[@psychopomp3925]

@@awesomestyles and when was the last time you saw Damien on the channel?

[@awesomestyles]

Chonky Boi February 28, 2020. The video was “r/comedyheaven | A COMMUNIST, ARE YOU???”.

[@psychopomp3925]

@@awesomestyles yeah that was half a year ago. He clearly quit and that was a year ago so I guess that was when he started getting bored of it or unhappy with it.

[@2wodrqwoa]

* whispers* *personal channel*

[@skylerspark]

Me: *casually laying on bed listening to the video, headphone volume maxed* 10:27 *has mini heart attack and quickly lowers the volume*

[@mollybarlow7333]

me too..................

[@Ace_Of_Base]

ME THO

[@rufio.5961]

why would u listen to this at full volume on headphones like what nuances are u looking for

[@daemondemon8695]

ngl same happend to me

[@ninanxx9853]

TOO

[@connorcraft5455]

The sound of your voice raises my health points

[@V1ka0]

I was so focused on your voice...that i jumped when the FBI came

[@olaftokarz9040]

Me too

[@TheAnalatheist]

It really do be like that sometimes

[@wafsyir4835]

THAT “FBI OPEN UP” SCARED ME

[@mothman9165]

5:54 Talk about perfect timing XD Edit: Thanks for the 471 likes! That's the most I've ever gotten

[@chaptercgames]

For reallllllllllllll bruh

[@colecaldwell5483]

I was wearing ear buds so it sound like some one was banging on my window when it said FBI open up

[@sea_nymph]

9:18 *Hearing him say that made me realize how fuqqing adorable him and his laugh is.* 😭💜💜💜

[@tealover4870]

The door pounding scared me so much I literally flinched

[@DarkBlueTopHat]

Your laugh is amazing! So is your KZbin channel keep going!

[@chrishuskey619]

Damien I love your voice, your charisma stat must be maxed out

[@Jacob87439]

Guys no one like his charisma is maxed which his 100

[@thekarmanline3748]

11:53 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA WHY IS THE LIKE BUTTON BLUE*

[@secondheaven9545]

Pilot Cougar because you’re not wrong and that story was fucking hilarious because that’s a one in 7 billion chance

[@secondheaven9545]

Or however many people he swiped right on

[@soyhugo390]

Alabama 100

[@Somonyo]

You Ruined it with your OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES

[@uberschnilthegreat22]

@@Somonyo GeE ThanKS FoR THe LiKEs

[@antigoni1250]

the fucking FBI OPEN UP THING gave me a fucking heart attack. about a minute or so later im still feeling quite shocked

[@soratakadna3212]

10:26 Am i seriously the only one who lost their shit when he played the FBI OPEN UP Sound effect?!?!?!?

[@holaholahee]

Bruh i read the whole comment and I kept thinking about the FBI open up but still lost it tf lol

[@maximewikenfors6305]

shit gave me a heart attack!

[@evann03]

yeah, like, could you not. geez. i was holding a bowl of ice cream and about threw it

[@holaholahee]

@@evann03 oof

[@Natesskates]

10:30 scared the shit out of me i got headphones on and i thought someone was breaking into my house

[@susansoltau7710]

Same!!!!

[@Natesskates]

@@susansoltau7710 i made that comment a month ago good to see this video is still scaring people

[@alilordoftheskies5079]

Me too holy hell

[@thefinch8021]

same i shit myself

[@2298839082508923859]

@@Natesskates So, almost half of a year passed, and it still scares... Weird, isn't it?

[@calvin5086]

I was about to level up before this video and I just went up like 4 levels. Thank you Damian

[@owo554]

Just Me lollllllll

[@whoisfeat.1655]

I everytime I hear the name Damian it reminds me of this funny stoner man from my mum's work, he was always telling jokes and he made me laugh but when I was 9 so abt 5yrs ago or so he passed from cancer so when I hear the name Damian it makes me giggle became it reminds me of him. So thank you Damian for existing.

[@munkh-undragabilegsaikhan4637]

Damien, I love your voice. Your laughter clears my skin and grants me hope for humanity. You're precious and we love you.❤ Lol. But seriously. It's true.😁

[@chicken7569]

Munkh-Undraga Bilegsaikhan AYYY I WAS YOUR 69 LIKEEEEEEE

[@xWren_xx]

Thank you

[@iminlovewithyoongioof.]

Hey an army:))

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

Ikr

[@Lizardkitmin]

10:26 holy sh*t. That scared the crap outta me dude...

[@philosophysnail6669]

You have the kind of voice that makes people say, “I can Trust this man.” It’s quite soothing lol

[@krisdavis2108]

The sound of damien's laugh fills you with *DETERMINATION*

[@tent3807]

That fbi open up gave me an asthma attack because thats not what you wanna hear at 10:30 pm

[@russdoesmusic5088]

Damien I love your voice and your laugh!😁 Do you feel validated yet?

[@a_galaxy_lover2365]

stubby hands I liked it 😎

[@minus6585]

@@a_galaxy_lover2365 damn dangerous individual

[@giggity2722]

Drum Adrenaline Animations hey you stole my comment idea deff not the other way around

[@jameelagill5408]

Damien...if you ever need a confidence boost, just remember that 355k people wanna smash...

[@cyrus6087]

Weren't you in that etika stream with the pokemon direct?

[@manmystery8804]

:-def=="a minor"(true) Then :-action>"Smash" (true) if def=="fbi"(false)

[@saintnikolaas]

hamburger

[@MCshadr217]

Unless this is Python? The fuck language you using? And why you using == in the wrong place? The second spot is right, but your value box isn't.

[@pinguin472]

@@MCshadr217 It looks a bit like some Batch too

[@fairybxbyx]

@Agent Wolf bruhhh lmao what?? since when was saying bruh a non-white thing to say? i'm white asf and use it all the time lol

[@peenyyt4921]

no

[@spencerneal7743]

The FBI meme sounded so real I legit thought the FBI was right outside my door.

[@sugondesenuts5249]

Your laugh increases my HP

[@Preseptic]

Sugondese Nuts it increases my PP

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

It’s the Purple Butterfly from Earthbound, since it calms me

[@zibbon50cal1]

That FBI OPEN UP MEME made me jump. And I'm taking money out of an ATM 😂😂😂

[@squishthecow1704]

"knock knock" "Who's there" "Crying" "Crying who" "Im crying because this joke is so horrible" T^T

[@ryancatgames4279]

T^T Good joke tho.

[@Victory619]

It is, now go to the corner and think what you just did!

[@jawolod]

1:05 legend says they're still rhyming it out to this day

[@aliacallison453]

THAT FBI THING SCARED THE SHIZ OUT OF ME, OH MY LANTA.

[@alexcosstick3488]

Ikr I was literally drifting off to sleep with my headphones on when it blasted in my ears now I can't stop shaking

[@jaspersaintheart7258]

Same I think woke up everyone up in a 2 mile radius

[@duckytobes7356]

The FBI is coming for that wonderful laugh, Damian.

[@impulzs8372]

Me: watching this at 1 in the morning The FBI open up at full volume: (¶_¶)

[@madman2u]

Between 8PM to 8AM you should probably wear headphones to not disturb people around you, whether it be your family or neighbors. You also don't have to worry about hearing the FBI knocking on your door... since you will be wearing headphones and instead they'll tap your shoulder with guns aimed at your face.

[@chromognome1911]

Jesus Christ saAME. I felt the vibrations in my chest bruh. I got so scared

[@luoallison1859]

I love your voice so much, its so comforting to listen to, I just play your videos while playing my video games and it just makes me happy. Keep up your good work!

[@dirtyturtle2008]

Lmao you delivered

[@Prettyboyskullkid]

*the sound of Damien's voice/laugh fills you with determination*

[@giasharie274]

Continue? Yes_ No_

[@cosmos_602]

I honestly love that- 😂💛👌

[@pinkiichi]

Hp: 100% Damien: *laughs* Hp: 200%

[@robloxtheskullnightmare3469]

Wait... that's illegal!

[@weirdoweirdo572]

If i matched with karen I would say LET ME SEE THE KIDS

[@theshee5450]

I don't have Kids. ;-;

[@finessekideman6760]

@memesoul lmfao

[@ditziflooph6196]

I would send a plankton pic lol

[@BasicRock123]

I don’t Karen

[@ablmon8565]

10:26 I thought someone was literally banging on my door.

[@Star-Eyed-Ocean]

Same...

[@hadesop5779]

Headphones*