r/Didntknowiwantedthat | kid named bob

[@ConnorPugs]

I’d love to see a boxing match between kid named finger and kid named Bob

[@YNEA.]

I'd love to see this get ratio'd

[@THE_THE]

@@YNEA. id love to see this reply

[@miscellaneousbits4368]

Bro jus ratio'ed himself nerd

[@Ky8_]

I agree

[@LittleRatOfRats]

Ah, *ratio’d*

[@thegamingjelly1719]

I will forever call them 'Punk Crocks' because it sounds like a play on punk rock

[@Victini7472]

YES

[@khzhak]

they sell spike jibbetz, and black crocs. a pair of black crocs and enough spike jibbetz to fill all the holes is about $150. Or it was when I bought mine. Nothing custom, all from the crocs shop.

[@thegamingjelly1719]

@@khzhak Bro where tf do you work to have $150 to blow on spiked crocs

[@jackbonney3267]

PunCroc

[@GipsyDangerfan]

@@thegamingjelly1719 I heard Hot Topic used to offer good money. And even then that depended on location.

[@draconicpeasantsheep]

the thing about divided pots and pans thing is basicaly letting you cook meals that would otherwise mix the flavors. like everything tasting like fish, because you fried it in the same oil as the fish, etc. another use ends up being less pots and pans used when cooking small meals you may not get it, but people can genuinely make use of these.

[@feesaylon7252]

Great for if you've got kids with different tastes too. We've got one who won't eat anything that's touched tomato and another that doesn't like beef, so it'd cut down on multiple dishes.

[@olivercharles2930]

Something tells me it isn't just him not getting it lol Maybe not as rare as the rest of the stuff in this sub, but clearly not a common thing to most.

[@momentiumengine1424]

That praying mantis looks like it's frozen with the worst famous last words. "That stuff looks cool. I'm gonna touch it."

[@mrr1132]

Also feel like "I wonder if that's edible" works, as well. Edit: And for the degenerates out there, which I most certainly am not, "I'm gonna $#&@ it".

[@shmeepshmoop2717]

christ the 'you wouldn't steal a street lamp' hit me like a fucking truck-

[@v0m1tg0r3gutzz]

SAMEE

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

are you both ok i can get you to a hospital it cant be fun to be hit by a f*king truck are you bleeding out ARE YOU OKAY

[@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s]

A fucking truck- stealing a street lamp

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s oh no

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

you wouldn't accidentally help a witch hunter commit genocide

[@PuggyxLudus]

Robin getting annoyed that most of reddits didn't belong their killed me😂😂😂

[@Joshua-qh1bz]

I give you this shield 🛡️ now you are protected from people who love to be jerks in comments about Grammer 🙂👍

[@cliche_5860]

@@Joshua-qh1bz if you're joshua 1 doesnt that imply theres more of you

[@Joshua-qh1bz]

@@cliche_5860 I believe there is currently only two of me with one being a fail safe

[@PuggyxLudus]

@@Joshua-qh1bz Thanks I need more of those😅

[@perziiv]

@@Joshua-qh1bz Looks like you don’t have a shield. You spelled the word “Grammar” wrong.

[@timerchannelofficial]

Imagine being so broke you can't get the pair of goth crocs you always wanted *certainly not me*

[@ahs7256]

yess

[@timerchannelofficial]

not me

[@jonion6]

@@timerchannelofficial definitely not him

[@Smiling0ctopus]

Me

[@user-zn7dl4cs8w]

I feel like it might be you. Don’t know why, though

[@nothilton4943]

And so, I purchased Tim to aid him in his noble quest of bringing illuminescence to the entire household.

[@bluebaron6811]

Japan is way far ahead of our time, ngl.

[@hyliankirbythesecond]

Tim be lookin like a Sea Lantern

[@Vancouver666]

@@hyliankirbythesecond nah I was thinking frog light when I first saw him

[@logangaming1103]

Tim is the best light boi ever

[@Dawn_is_a_nerd]

Greek mythology nerd here - Sisyphus is a Greek king who captured Thanatos, the god of death. He kept killing visitors, and escaped death, so the gods punished him by making him push a boulder over a mountain, only for it to roll down in an endless cycle. Awesome idea, though

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

this idea could also work with atlas holding up the toilet paper but you’d need a rather large statue to hold it all

[@riptide357]

Yeah

[@riptide357]

Do u read Percy jackson

[@riptide357]

I read almost all the books that Rick riordan has ever written

[@Dawn_is_a_nerd]

Greek mythology is a mythology, not a book series let me remind you. Yes I read Percy Jackson.

[@gamemasternintendoo]

7:03 If someone would buy them for me I’d wear them 24/7!!! I’m trying for a look that screams, “He has public debates with his imaginary friends.”, and those flip flobsters would just be the perfect accessory!!!

[@marlyd]

Okay for the people who want to learn to pronounce words: Forvo. Database of words pronounced in all languages and if the word has not been added, you can request it and an active pronounce will pronounce it for you. Also fun to hear all the different regional variations because it tells you what country the speaker is from

[@prodbytarantino]

1:00 how to get your cat to stop bringing you dead animals💀

[@heraldjenkinsvii2176]

How would you get your protein?

[@crazyperson9996]

Fun Fact: The Snickers Bar At 10:40 Actually Serves 16 People. But I Doubt That ANYONE Would Eat It That Way

[@Spherehead123]

As you were typing that, someone was already horking down on that thing already

[@hardiecuizons]

It gave me another definition of 'BBC.'

[@crazyperson9996]

@@Spherehead123 probsbly

[@HikariRebirthChan]

@@hardiecuizonsbig black co-

[@MiIoTheWizard]

@@hardiecuizons Big Black Csnicker?

[@idontwannaeven624]

I ordered something on Amazon once and accidentally got those cat sock things for chairs, and have spent the last few years wondering what they were for. Did not expect to ever figure it out, I had to screenshot it and send it to my family, lol

[@crazybird199]

11:39 dihydrogen monoxide is water, if yall are confused. Diaphoresis micturation is sweating.

[@gamemasternintendoo]

9:02 That poor Metapod!!! He got the tauntaun treatment!!!😢

[@cristinagomez3283]

People love being inside of metapods 😏

[@notafish8229]

"you can't just go get a street lamp" JSchlatt viewers:

[@supotter377]

It is indeed free

[@gamemasternintendoo]

2:33 Yeah. I don’t get this either. If you’re going to bathe with your significant other, then there’s going to be some mutual crotch grinding going on, or whatever couples do together. 😤I don’t know I’m f**king single!!!

[@lunalgaleo1991]

Try bathing in someone else's filth.

[@user-zn7dl4cs8w]

what did I just read

[@choppun8847]

​@@user-zn7dl4cs8w The rambling of a single soul. I honestly feel the same reading that comment.

[@sapphireclawe]

As someone not single: I like bubble baths. High likelihood that my boyfriend and I would use different bubble bath scents if given the opportunity after getting home from work. This prevents arguments.

[@Brigeb20]

unmarried overly Christian couples are like: 'IT IS SINFUL TO BATHE IN ONE ANOTHERS BATH WATER BEFORE MARRIAGE.'

[@guymoreau609]

I have those dice. Can't do much with them - they will damage your table unless you protect it

[@Saasan]

Maybe they're just coated/painted? Here's hoping.

[@guymoreau609]

@@Saasan Nope. These are 99% pure. There are some that are plated (e.g. gold)

[@Saasan]

@@guymoreau609 Oof. Just terrible D:

[@Wesley_H]

I definitely need me that Lego wreath.

[@gamemasternintendoo]

4:57 😢And that’s what’s wrong with society today. That no one takes the time anymore to read the funny welcome Mats, or the funny bathroom graffiti.

[@olivercharles2930]

Reminds of that "Society if X" meme.

[@starcatcher9788]

A teacher at my school wore those EXACT crocodile socks, with blue crocs, and a plaid skirt. It was an interesting look for sure.

[@0Grogan]

You shouldve done a group read for this episode with all the narrators and in the bottom corner of the screen say, place a little chart about how many things each narrator wants

[@ketoose]

Hey yo this is a great idea

[@Misoforg]

Like soothouse

[@RandomResponses24]

Yes

[@didi9168]

9:43 indoor beekeeping is a 2 word horror story

[@RingRhino]

Bro goth crocs. You could run really fast down to the graveyard to get a girlfriend.

[@lapislazuali]

Robin want almost all of these he's lying about not wanting any of them

[@Crypticat]

9:42 wtf u gonna do if the tube breaks or disconnects and bees start raiding ur house

[@DeadGirlsPoem]

Open the window?

[@Crypticat]

@@DeadGirlsPoem u gonna need a beekeeper suit for that and only way to figure out it happened is to see it for urself and i don't think people wear beekeeper suits in their house

[@cristinagomez3283]

"NO NO NO NOT THE BEES" - Nicholas Cage

[@brycethoreson9216]

2:38 not blurred and then blurred 2 seconds later for no reason

[@purple4216]

HOUSE HIPPO!! HOUSE HIPPO!!! HOUSE HIPPO!!!!!! HIPPOPOTTOMAN!!!! WORTH EVERY CENT!!!!!!!

[@LittleRatOfRats]

*EXACTLY! EVERY CENT IS WORTH IT*

[@THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL]

YEESSS!!! I NEED 4!!!!!

[@halfpintsurvivor]

i need me a pair of goth crocs tbh

[@timerchannelofficial]

same

[@Abowlofnotsquashsoup]

We all need a pair of goth crocs

[@usedmado]

We all need em goth crocs

[@shaden.l.m.9506]

Definally better then the fluffy crocs

[@estoniaball6979]

Same

[@keiththegreater]

Yeah. I’m gonna need the source for everything on here that can be retail bought. This subreddit is gonna make the money in my wallet an endangered species

[@unknown20005]

robin really about to buy a new table just for that cat seat centerpiece and i don’t blame them

[@sleepysloth8022]

6:07 Literally, I needed this. We had a book report in class and we had time to read it with friends. So, when I asked about a chapter with the name “Joel”, I assumed throughout the entire book it was pronounced “Joe-el”, my friends laughed and said it was cute. You can imagine how I felt.

[@olivercharles2930]

I have never been more disappointed to find out the actual pronounciation of a word in my life. Joe-el sounds cooler than fucking "jowl".

[@oscarstone7416]

1:36 don’t lie to the fans we know about your dealer I am your dealer

[@artoflife6093]

As a wheelchair user I imagine if that chair was made today it would run you about $20,000 with insurance and you have to be on a for about three years if God forbid anything's broke on it

[@gamegod6859]

3:53 i think this is one of those fake product boxes where you hide the real gift inside

[@Small_Schlonng_9000]

No one fucking cares

[@anonygent]

That book carousel is actually a newspaper carousel. I've seen a similar one in use in a library. Not recently, of course.

[@3skm]

The Aperture bottle definitely belonged in this sub.

[@mysteriumxarxes3990]

2:48 poinlessly blurred, since 10 sec ago it wasnt censored

[@MrSkeleton14]

That should be a subreddit

[@mysteriumxarxes3990]

@@MrSkeleton14 it is

[@ABCD-ff9ft]

1:31 you dont know me

[@razorwolf2758]

If u recognize that thing with the, u wouldn’t steal a _____ then ur crazy like me

[@ABCD-ff9ft]

I remember seeing it but i forgot what its from I'm pretty sure its an anti-piracy thing or smth i think the original text was like "you wouldnt steal a car"

[@PossGal]

"you cant buy street lamps anywhere" Lowe's,Home Depot, Menards Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@nanta18]

I own fish flip flops and do rock them to a lot of places, my friends sure do wish I didn't.

[@nanta18]

Never had anyone asking to take a selffie with any other shoes I own

[@MrFishio]

Let’s finger paint, bob Kid named bob: Kid named finger: I put nothing there I’m not funny enough to think of something

[@47ratsinahoodie]

3:26 What do you mean it has no place in modern society? I want that NOW

[@aquakun3869]

The goth crocs at the beginning look kinda epic ngl, I already have a few spiky collars and necklaces

[@gamemasternintendoo]

5:08 Or let’s you commit robberies without getting caught.

[@TheSpainGuy]

1:26 That live lamp holding an umbrella is in British Columbia, Canada. It is in Evergreen park and I go there to walk everyday.

[@shaden.l.m.9506]

10:40. You can get the giant snicker bars at stores like Michel's and Fleet Farm around the holidays

[@ChaosBlitzBeta]

That indoor beehive sounds like a good idea...until it falls off the wall and onto the floor.

[@johnnycbad]

I imagine it's kinda noisy. Not something I'd want in my house.

[@mem7562]

I'm loving the intros being back!

[@LiloandStitchfan005]

1:32 I absolutely love these kind of mini edits 😂😂😂 you have no idea how much I’m laughing and loving this 😂

[@holleighgram]

The cool thing about the Tupac socks is that if they get a hole in them, they're still accurate.

[@danielstein4791]

I have to admit to having the "definitely not a trap door" doormat

[@ReinBelmont]

1:22 what a nice pair of knockers

[@JustAnzia]

the baskets gives me anxiety because what if im a dumb dumb and need assistance after chooosing a black basket

[@ionmaker646]

That spider night light reminds me of one of the enemies in the show Code Lyoko and I want it because of that.

[@bazinga0420]

Goth crocs should be called grocs

[@orihiho2978]

This will blow up 💀💀

[@LittleRatOfRats]

I’m waiting patiently for this to blow up .. any second ..

[@outrightgeneric]

ok

[@heartofthewild680]

Here’s an idea: unpoppable, resusable balloons. You can have all the fun of a ballon, and when you’re done, you can just deflate it and stick it in the closet for next time!

[@denisk559]

11:17 why just NOT TO MAKE THE SHEETS SQUAREEE?!

[@turbo_marc]

This video is a perfect example on why EmKay needs to get rid of robin immediately.

[@turbo_marc]

@@Bumble_beeeeeee Because, the constant rants that go on for like two whole minutes. He wants balloons of all things banned.

[@jacobrevived4866]

1:41 the pixstar lamp's older brother

[@TheOnlyVanillaCoco]

The reference to that anti piracy ad i'd see a lot as a on 1:32 was genius!

[@SadJBomb]

11:05 my brother in christ thats the tardis 💀

[@twitchson]

He said the spider is Tim, and I see that it is in fact a tiny box, so we have a new tiny box Tim

[@hallow_creator7501]

5:40 Peace was never an option

[@Skeptical_Numbat]

I do love the spider lights, but they'd be better if they could crawl along the ceiling.

[@shadowwriter329]

5:20 you know who would love that? A bunch of dude to rob a store or a bank and make it a hundred times harder to catch.

[@olivercharles2930]

Or people protesting the chinese government

[@shadowwriter329]

@@olivercharles2930 they don’t get arrested…they get shot on sight.

[@olivercharles2930]

@@shadowwriter329 Not really lol

[@ibavider]

11:51 Dihdyrogen Monoxide is water Diaphoresis is sweating Micturition is peeing Acute Tissue Hydration is AFAIK just having your thirst quenched

[@RavenSnocher]

"No one cares or reads the door mats" Me who likes to read them: 😶

[@shiftyburger5809]

Not gonna lie, that Octopus Chandelier is pretty cool.

[@julienayanalightner8057]

8:17 is great if you have a vegetarian friend, and you wanna make some meat and something vegan

[@loveoftheson2009]

The nightlight spider is perfect for sleepovers. Imagine your friend leaving your room and boom,light spider.

[@FnfSoftBf]

2:21 Happy F*cking Whatever

[@Jenisonc]

I'm so glad your calling out people for being wastefully quirky. If you want these things then you better OWN them until they fall apart from use. Don't buy stuff to be silly once and toss it.

[@fishbikehike]

6:55 I have fish flops

[@LittleRatOfRats]

Jesus ..

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

@@LittleRatOfRats Jesus didn’t wear regular sandals, he wore the aquatic drip

[@LittleRatOfRats]

@Cannibalistic meatballs Bro you right, truth 100 👁👄👁

[@barrydheil]

The hippopottoman is literally a house hippo, with the added bonus it's only available at Leon's is beautiful.

[@snailuka]

The North American House Hippo is a fictional creature that can be found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States.

[@ipp__]

BOB SUPREMACY!!

[@bobbytheferret6809]

Supremacy* 🤓

[@ipp__]

@@bobbytheferret6809 "🤓"

[@ipp__]

🤓

[@ipp__]

🤓

[@ipp__]

🤓

[@kimododorkon]

I wanna steal a street lamp...

[@phaseruey]

3:17 olden times version of different tabs

[@thalezito-4990]

8:50 pikachu stores energy in the red part of It's cheeks, so it makes sense the phone charges there

[@woolwich2517]

Great place to find Christmas presents without context

[@junkyosha8729]

Ngl I own flip flobsters and use them every single day. They’re nice for just quickly running out to get take out or to check the mail, and I get the joy of knowing I have silly lobsters on my feet.

[@DenzX_NJ]

Bro I own the hippo thing, got it for like £50 used as a footstool and we hide the dogs treats in there

[@epikpeetzahutpro23]

Well at least when the snoop on the stoop would only rap for me when he became alive instead of killing me

[@wirisuuuuiooiouvyy9705]

7:17 Oh god! This nosebleed is crazy! I guess I'll just bleed down the sink while I try to control it. *A few minutes later* Alright. I've gotta get to class. Time to flush the toile-WHAT THE FUKC

[@RandomAhhChannel]

deadass turns into a horror movie all of a sudden 💀

[@starhunter428]

@@RandomAhhChannel depends on if it's the girls bathroom or the boys bathroom

[@b-cket]

You mean to tell me you don't have a local streetlight dealer??!!

[@alyx6427]

3:40: just use ur rear fog light then 🤨 oh wait americans don’t have them

[@MrSkeleton14]

We do

[@Craxin01]

I'd wager the indoor beehives is because the sound of bees humming all the time might be soothing to the person who has them.

[@pastell_demon2214]

0:50 I found out that the owner of the cat does not get to decide whether they are an outside cat or an inside cat. TwT

[@EddieB-ready]

Do you know what that'd be called? I need one of those for my cat

[@LittleMissDeath]

I own those lobster sandals. I wear them constantly. 10/10 would recommend.

[@TheDogRepublic]

Emkay never fails to disappoint

[@brain-_]

Honestly those lobster flops are magical I would seriously wear them every day of my life

[@MrBoraed]

Props for your opinion on cats. Definitely correct on that one. In Germany hunters are told to shoot cats that roam further than like 300m from the next house. Almost noone does it because, well, it's someone's beloved pet. But still. We could and we probably should tbh. That's also why I don't feel sad when someone's outside cat gets killed by a car or something. If you love your pet, take care of it.

[@jordanhasch2544]

6:59 is triggering my fight-or-flight reflex. That shit is straight-up horrifying.

[@tatugasshow6047]

4:45 fnaf 3 time

[@DavidMignault1]

9:17 the fact that was your only reaction to this beautiful creation of hours of craftsman work truly sickens me. how dare you disrespect the ps1 hot tub.

[@TheVortexDev]

4:30 IGNORE THIS COMMENT

[@morganisapro8k]

no

[@mattes4929]

I have a magnetic goose, a friend 3D-printed it for my birthday because we played Untitled Goose Game together and had tremendous fun with it.

[@Sand.]

sand

[@Shaynimations]

Sand

[@CarpetCIeaner]

Sand (if someone breaks the chain block and report them)

[@ahmadmazbouh]

sand

[@THEREDXREAL]

sand

[@Sand.]

@@Shaynimations sand

[@astralthewiccan423]

10:16 brings back so many memories. My grandparents on my dad's side always had cute little salt shakers like these. And when. My cousin's and I were in town we would play with them.