r/dontfundme Top Posts of All Time

[@Mausi192837465]

Help me buy a castle before I am born

[@spensershort5200]

Only if you help me buy a castle after I die

[@Cuggaconroyfan30001]

Spenser Short That is called a pyramid

[@spensershort5200]

@@Cuggaconroyfan30001 only if I'm king. In which case the plea would be "help me become king before I'm born and build a castle after I die"

[@marcellabutay1090]

xd thats not even possible stupid lol xd xdxdxd

[@marcellabutay1090]

@カプ・テテフ Double woooosh

[@BoatOfLife]

let's start a gofundme for a bigger cage for his hamster.

[@Rainxiety]

I wish this had more attention

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Rain Thalmann happily, he has a larger container for his hamham!

[@aquaticfilly0974]

Please donate 10,000 for a bigger cage.

[@alex69lol]

@@aquaticfilly0974 👌 take my money

[@yikes4501]

Theres a bigger cage

[@sagemage1612]

HDMI cables are like... $5 at walmart....

[@juniperblank8201]

its shipping to the brother

[@schlichtnsbuh]

@@juniperblank8201 Where does he live, on Mars?

[@juniperblank8201]

@@schlichtnsbuh yes

[@bavarianmapper4566]

yeah but what if you don't have a walmart in your town you spend $20 at the source they're slogan is "i want that" yeah i want that money screw it i'm driving 2 hours to go to a walmart

[@sarahlisa5191]

Also, every thrift store I've been to in the past few years has like a bucket of them for a buck or two.

[@unfalsifiable9250]

The ""song""" at the end activated my fight-or-flight response.

[@BayOfWulf]

Fadlan Irwan I thought you were being harsh til i actually heard it im totally on board now

[@raspberry1054]

who was the girl who made it

[@naiynismytag]

The fucking eye roll she did at the end of the song made me want to punch her sooooo bad

[@exactly_518]

Flight

[@Starzoh]

What is the fucking source

[@ryangallagher9723]

"Mother Nature didn't give me enough in certain areas if you know what I mean." Yeah, absolutely! You're talking about your brain!

[@yourwaifuisbad9217]

Lmao

[@spongbee6436]

Te pp

[@LeviathanSushi]

Ouch lol

[@sychocfj]

Shotz

[@truewalter4193]

10/10 mate, roasted to ash :D

[@phanto9159]

Can I mention that at 3:10 the dude says he has taken 75,000 photos in 2 years meaning he took 110 photos a day on averege.

[@---kp1hm]

purple python that’s not that unreasonable

[@---kp1hm]

Jacob71583 when I take photos, I take 110 photos in a couple of hours.

[@---kp1hm]

@Jacob71583 How come? If you own a digital camera, you (basically) can just take as many as you want.

[@Francis_does_sounds]

I mean I worked with a few photographers, and in the course of 1-2 hours, he’d take 600/200 pictures during the shoot while only 6 would be posted on my Instagram. So it makes sense I guess

[@ArturGlass.C]

Well he never said the pictures were good. So it's not that complicated you just press the automatic pictures mode where it takes 20 pic of the same thing.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

i actually really liked sorrow's message about building trust with your parents

[@natebit7167]

Yes. Everyone needs to learn that you can’t just expect someone to bail you out of your mistakes, and need to know how to take fricken responsibility

[@tall_prince]

Yeah

[@beesree39]

shout outs to parents that literally support people and groups that go against their child's life :)

[@littlemisseevee2309]

shit its 420, pretend I liked it

[@guacamolebasedterror]

Yeah, god knows I've done things and fucked up so royally that there was just no avoiding the consequences.

[@cryptid5040]

"I have had a passion for P H O T O G R A P H Y" Dead

[@luisvila918]

Sounded a bit like the Halo multiplayer announcer

[@cryptid5040]

@@luisvila918 You're not wrong

[@Twiddle_things]

Hello fellow subnautica fan

[@broskydoodle6697]

*_This is so sad Alexa give me $500,000_*

[@painintoe3946]

Despacito*

[@___-dn2ru]

Datonegarlic breadlover Despacito is worth more than 500 000

[@Frankenbutt99]

*Xbox off*

[@SkullBran]

Datonegarlic breadlover Woosh?

[@sgtwurmling6586]

Oof i was the 666th like... im so happy, Alexa donate My car

[@madeliner1682]

brother, i require your hdmi

[@Darkcyndermaya]

Please brother give me your hdmi I need it brother.

[@nathanweiss466]

Brother I require milk and cereal

[@nathanweiss466]

@Pink Diamond question who are you

[@blayke5065]

Give me your hdmi, stepbro 😉

[@MikasMeme]

@@nathanweiss466 woooooooosh

[@bDwS27]

I don't know what is worse the E-Begging or "Kat's" singing.

[@ImmafreakingPUMA]

You mean Abby Brown? Lol They tattooed their moms name, on their own face, with a fucking stick & poke at home. By themselves. Then they went to fucking New York with a guy who they dated for a week (to leave for a guy who pulled a knife on her) to get a 'professional' tattoo artist to fix it. That picture is the Kat tattoo 'fixed.' You see the pointy parts of the K? Yeah that's what they added.

[@bDwS27]

Rose Peterson Okay , I'll take your word for it haha I honestly thought it was marker wow

[@ImmafreakingPUMA]

You could honestly make an entire video out of the shit shes done. She got a tiny coffin tattoo (at what must be the worst shop ive ever seen) as a couples tattoo with said knife-puller. A week later they broke up.

[@ImmafreakingPUMA]

wut

[@Thee_Sinner]

“Singing”

[@fxckitskitty]

I know the girl at 11:29 I'm ashamed to even say that 😂 she's a genuinely bad person tho so it's okay lmao

[@firrigagamer8281]

ブラックゴースト- Hit her with a nail polish remover. I don’t know why, but I feel if you do, she’ll melt. It’s a hunch, but it’s an oddly specific hunch.

[@batenurk]

My name is Abby brown bitch, welcome to my nightmare

[@greedoMountain]

@@LuckyThicc no, the popr hamster! Use some bricks instead

[@greedoMountain]

@@LuckyThicc poor*

[@AbbyLynette]

ブラックゴースト people with face tattoos usually are bad people

[@pangolothian]

I'm having a cringe seizure at that outro song. I need someone to pay for my medical bills because like her I'm also between jobs. Capitalism is like so not okay you guys.

[@alezarde211]

Bea-MT I developed 8 tumors from that outro

[@eevee1583]

Bea-MT Capitalism is a bitch

[@literatedouchebag]

HER NAME IS ABBY BROWN AND SHE IS A CRINGE GEM

[@Don-ze1lg]

My younger brother spent his tuition for the next quarter of college on a motorcycle, he hasn't told our parents about it and has been keeping it at a friends house. Now he is begging me and my sister to help him pay for college and the two speeding tickets he has gotten. He has about 9 days to make ~$2300 and I am waiting in great suspense for what is going to happen.

[@lettylunasical4766]

LOOOL!

[@emilyaguilar8083]

Please keep us updated!!!

[@brianhudson4013]

That sounds hilarious. Please film it when it all goes to shit.

[@ephemeralexistence578]

Woww

[@bearturtle6369]

ha

[@jessicaslater4243]

"I want to own a house before 18. I've been told it's impossible." It is, because a contract signed by someone under 18 isn't legally binding, and like 90% of buying a house is signing a shitload of contracts.

[@Sarah.Riedel]

I think there are some specific scenarios in which this could be possible but they would probably have to be legally emancipated first

[@ironchimp9316]

Sorrow tv: if you guys want to hear me sing then you have to pay me Patrons: am I a joke to you?

[@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703]

Pay me. *................NO!*

[@gezi5927]

Iron Chimp *patrons

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

Okay but why is nobody talking about that hamster?? It's so cute, I love it :D

[@honkandursun9402]

One fuzzy boi

[@spagetticat3468]

THAT HAMSTER IS THE SHIT

[@derkiwijoghurt6435]

But it is living in a cage that is wayyy to small please. It's quite easy to inform about good hamster cages on the internet though...

[@autumn1836]

Der Kiwi Joguhrt Check his twitter, you can see the full size of the cage on there. He has two cages connected via tube to give the fuzzy guy enough space.

[@magicavocado6528]

Small furbabies are literally babies 💕❤

[@_JayRamsey_]

That girl has no business making "music" until she spends some time with a metronome.

[@maxbites23]

She should be posted on r/delusionalartists

[@OlaftheGreat]

I have about 7 years of music training under my belt. I agree so strongly it hurts.

[@capnskiddies]

Helen Keller could make better music. Edit, I am only self taught but none of the "notes" she's "singing" are found on any properly tuned piano or guitar. My arse makes more harmonious music.

[@OlaftheGreat]

@@capnskiddies well said my internet brother.

[@DemonicMonic]

"Skeet skeet"

[@wp6192]

I'm more trusting of an Nigerian Price on Gmail than these people.

[@burzwild2292]

NintendoWolf Why would you buy Gmail from Nigeria? Their prices arent even that good!

[@danabananaz]

Well he is a prince

[@J-D03]

I mean would you truly let down a Prince?

[@carlcunningham7750]

Thunder Enforcer I dunno, the Nigerian finance minister emailed me and said he thought the Infamous Scammer 419 had stolen my money, and he could help compensation!

[@smileymctrashbag]

Yeah, man. Those prices for Nigeria are nuts.

[@trevorhensley3185]

Your hamster has PERFECT comedic timing!

[@MelRosewood]

*sqeak* *DONT TALK BACK TO ME MIS-*

[@dragon_biscuits]

I'm now imagining Sorrow TV petting a little hamster, and it's adorable.

[@Ladondorf]

Just so you guys know, I've created a GoFundMe to get surgery to repair my ears after the damage dealt to them as a result of me listening to the outro.

[@lucasrobinson3141]

bump

[@adude6823]

I should really start one too, good idea

[@atheris1641]

I just donated $5000, you’re welcome.

[@darklimeking372]

Wtf. Your eyes are responsible for this...... fkin idiot

[@EE-et4re]

E

[@sithgem301]

plot twist: the hamster's the one running the channel

[@cometmoon4485]

What do you think the mask's for?

[@sharkzoomer]

sithgem well obviously, who do you think pays the bills?

[@AnimeDreamer141]

ratatoullie style

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

I think you may have been right. The channel died with the hamster.

[@rorymadonald439]

3:31 why doesn’t this dude make a post on fiver or Facebook saying he’s an amateur photographer and willing to take photos for a good price

[@NellieCollier]

No no no that requires _effort_

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

That shit requires him actually delivering something which is a no-no for him, besides he wants people to pay for his vacation.

[@Sinistralitee]

He doesnt want to offer his services to people, he wants people to buy the garbage photographs he took.

[@SkyWireMashups]

"Essential Oils in the classroom" I never cringed so hard

[@ibcheel9021]

Yelp and wait for that kid who's allergic...

[@MelRosewood]

It’s like: *Neurotoxins in the classroom!*

[@swordhunter12]

@@tsuksaamane5191 In my experience, Teatree oil can help to fight infections. Essential oils aren't completely useless, but you do need to at least have some basic knowledge of aromatherapy, and most people peddling this stuff don't, they just treat it like a miracle cure. In practice, what these people do is like drinking industrial alcohol to get a buzz on.

[@wownowcow]

Lavender is also toxic to cats. The more you know

[@deathkitten109]

How did it raise over $200???

[@unculturedswine7993]

Ok.. so after listening to her rap, I need to start a GoFundMe so I can light myself on fire with some diesel. I'll take pictures with everything I buy with your money. Also, I'm in between jobs.

[@bumblebitxh6370]

Uncultured Swine Oh so now you gotta take MORE money from us to use DIESEL?! Every heard of REGULAR UNLEADED?!?! Fucking disgusting...

[@halcyon1644]

Cosmic Hellcat Diesel burns better. The boi needs money and quality to self-immolate.

[@truesight5098]

but do you need new tits and a speeding ticket paid?

[@Thosewithnonames]

Steven Bills actually diesel is rather hard to light on fire. Gasoline is a much better choice as it is the vapours that burn and gas has a lower boiling point.

[@KogasaGaSagasa]

Hey what if we ignite each other for fuel because honest to god we'll both save money that way just cashapp me seventeen grand and we can buy a box of gold-tipped diamond-encrusted matches to get lit.

[@croosz1959]

*MORE* *HAMSTER*

[@malum3091]

YAS

[@vicentheguzman3349]

We need more ham ham

[@AG-ed3ev]

I hate to be that person...But he needs a bigger cage. Critter trails aren’t suitable for those little guys. 🙈🙈 Sorry! But I agree. The hammy is cute :D

[@elizabethbeane8537]

There’s a girl at my high school who has a Go Fund Me for a MacBook. Our school provides laptops. 🙄

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

who the fuck would buy a macbook? those things suck

[@sinistrality7883]

@@siravyaverageyoutuber5802 prolly a rapper or someshit.

[@crackpotpolitics5986]

@@sinistrality7883my school gets us all mac books and its annoying becuase that was their response to saying we have slow and fragile computers

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

@@sinistrality7883 consumerist morons who would rather spend 1000$ on makeup over feeding their starving family

[@linkjokerfanboy9258]

"don't fund a ho never fund a ho cause a ho won't fund me" legend

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

Don't you fund them wooooah

[@cinna1351]

DORTHY IS THE BEST

[@MaraMcGuinnes]

Sing it!

[@Thee_Sinner]

Have you ever sat back and imagined the life of dog toys within the Toy Story universe?

[@sadesemolu]

Uriah Siner Considering that the ultimate goal of all toys in the movie series is just to be played with, its probably no different for dog toys. And given the fact that they're build for that kind of rough play, they probably don't mind it or rather enjoy it bc they're forfilling their purpose in life.

[@whyarepeoplesubscribedtome]

MrLittleSam wow, dog toys are kinky as shit.

[@Nylak-Otter]

Suicidal masochists, all of them.

[@lisaelliott5006]

Sid’s house

[@guadalupemontero902]

What about...sex toys...?.

[@janetsnakehole9322]

blink once if the hamster is holding you hostage

[@phantomkitten73]

blink twice if you are holding the hamster hostage

[@spensershort5200]

*Blinks Thrice* _Oh God what does it mean?_

[@Sayakimsheng]

So this is basically r/choosingbeggers but on a specific site?

[@DankeDummkopf]

r/choosingbeggers seems more for people who are already getting a good deal but act picky anyway. This seems more like asking to fund stupid things.

[@Sayakimsheng]

@@DankeDummkopf ok thx

[@a.nonnymouse7655]

@@DankeDummkopf one person even thought one dollar for a drawing was too high.

[@SacredDaturaa]

It’s for a good cause honey. NEXT!

[@josefien4938]

@@SacredDaturaa NEEEXT!!!!!!

[@zealous_fervor]

"I'm between jobs" and the only job opportunities are lost in the void between your brows.

[@Losshe]

And the tattoo on her cheek

[@lindseyw5023]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWxgn2Prtdphsk

[@theewildrose]

The other day I heard someone say that crazy people always have fucked up eyebrows and I definitely think that's true

[@SonicTheFrenchHorn]

@@lindseyw5023 That was uncalled for.

[@WholesomeLad]

Wait is this video free?

[@jtheman4678]

No, you have to send me $15 everytime you watch this video. Please leave your credit card information below. Thank you and have a good day.

[@emilior934]

Wholesome Lad I payed attention.

[@SpottedPredator]

Wholesome Lad yoi đi pay him with adds so no, it not free

[@fakuri913]

it's a free real estate

[@pentry20]

Wholesome Lad wifi\phone data isnt free so no it actually isnt

[@notsure1367]

A HDMI cable is like $5 at Wal-Mart why would you put that on gofundme

[@kelseyhorton8514]

STUFF DONE if you don't have $5.

[@cheeseyasscheek9186]

Kelsey Horton you have access to a computer

[@spicybeantofu]

Dude my friend bought one for like 50 there thats crazy

[@Capnsensible80]

Your friend is a dumbass then. All cables are functionally the same, a $5 HDMI cable will be just as good as a $50 one lmao

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Marc Liar liar broek on fire

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

I tried a go fund me when my dog broke his leg, he's a tiny little freak. Even when he was stuck in a splint he was running around playing with Buster. But he did get the surgery half of the price then one in the twin cities. He is adorable and the vet who helped him recover from surgery even sent a pic to her boyfriend. And he was only 4 months old when the surgery took place, but he's all okay and well and when we got the heavy snow, he thought he could walk on snow and face planted at the bottom of the steps

[@aradia9726]

THIS is what go fund me is for.

[@kaybadberg534]

I donated to a surgery for a dog that was recently adopted from a shelter and had about 5 heartworms on his heart. His name is Rory and he is doing well.

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

@@kaybadberg534 I'm so glad! I hope he gets a good home with lots of treats. Also my pfp is of Apollo the dog that broke his leg

[@CPRCUS]

Aw what a precious dog

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

@@CPRCUS Yea, an expensive one too. He's fat and spoiled now. He's also the dog in my pfp with the flower crown.

[@sarahwiley2783]

My old stepmom posted a go fund me for 10k for “plane tickets” so she could “visit her son” but the plane tickets from where she was to where he was was only $300 for a round trip. A few months after she got the 10k, her boyfriend of 10 years died mysteriously and foul play was involved. He was super rich and the first thing she did when he died was ask about life insurance. She had even said the words, “common law marriage” which means she researched the exact deadline for common law. Turns out the guy never divorced from his ex wife so his ex wife got all the money. My old stepmom then started chatting up the ex wife but she got a restraining order. Long story short, ex stepmom started a go fund me to get money to kill her boyfriend and get his insurance money but she didn’t plan it right EDIT: I should add that since all the evidence is purely based on speculation, she can’t be prosecuted. She’s free still. Living in Arizona. They think it was a murder for hire kind of deal.

[@vulnerablerummy]

this is some bizarre telenovela's plot kind of shit

[@CJ_YT.]

Woah

[@linkinlog8543]

Holy shit

[@sujan165]

Wat the faaaaaaaaaaakkk

[@thecpmr6276]

That's...uh....that's fucked up.

[@verneve]

The dog purchase ones disturb me. If you can't afford a dog, you also can't afford to care for one. I would consider donating to such a cause irresponsible. You're potentially putting an animal in danger by helping them. I was able to afford the adoption fee and excellent regular care for my pet and damn, it's been six months since my kitten got sick and died, and despite family and friends pitching in (via GoFundMe), I'm still paying off the debt I picked up from it (not complaining though -- that kitten was a sweetheart and helped me get through a lot emotionally, including his own death... I don't regret a single penny that helped us live together a little longer

[@biancalien4577]

True. My cat got sick once - nothing too serious, he needed an x-ray, blood test, antibiotics and shots - and it was about 500€ or so. And (according to friends) that's cheap compared to what you would have to pay in the US. And food and litter for two cats is another 40€ or so per month.

[@latentfuss711]

also, #AdoptDontShop it's cheaper and saves cats and dogs in shelters from having to be euthanized :(

[@rotor7135]

Same with the house. If you can’t afford the house, you can’t afford all the bills.

[@letsgotomarsman]

Nameless User wrong

[@Amayawolf_01]

My cat got very sick at around 6 months because of fleas causing a lack of red blood cells. Just getting her a blood transfusion was expensive. I don't recall the amount, as I was about 16-17 (the cat is around 3 now). I simply recall my mom saying it cost a lot. She has thankfully had no other illnesses or injuries (cat is still unspayed and may have a chronic ear infection), but I nearly lost her, and would've been heartbroken. Really, fleas can be deadly to pets if left to breed exponentially. They drain their blood and the vet had told my mom that my kitten was at a 10% red blood cell count. If they ever become lethargic and refuse to eat/drink during a flea outbreak, take your pet to a vet immediately. We lost two other cats later on to this same problem.

[@jessiec2220]

My mom who is 67 told me she heard on the news about people getting money thru GoFundMe and kickstarter she doesn't use the internet. She told me she wants to start one asking for money and she would say how she is 67 and struggling. My mom doesn't work but gets 3000+ dollars a month because of pension and having 4 borders living in her house. She is so bad with money and will buy huge purchases she doesn't need or can't use. She does not have any kind of savings. But she wants to tell people to give her money for no reason like these people.

[@torreywhiting5402]

r/thathappened

[@jessiec2220]

@@torreywhiting5402 what do you mean?

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

I would save that $3,000 so f*ckin fast and hard. You don't even know 😩😩😩

[@jessiec2220]

@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 yup I wish she would. She has no retirement plan at all. I don't know what I'm going to do if she starts not being able to care for herself. Another thing she did was when my dad died he left us 15,000 each and it was supposed to be paid out monthly. Well she some how got it so she would get it all at once, she spent all her half on a pool and new furniture stuff like that, then takes my half because she didn't have any money left to pay the lawyer or funeral expenses.

[@gaborhideg7665]

thats not normal, sue her if you got a will or proof that it was due to you, even if she is family, no reasonable mother should ever do this

[@darkhoodchief]

_FuNd My LiPsEnSe AdDiCtIoN_ *NO*

[@tall_prince]

Lol

[@viktorramstrom3744]

Lol

[@keygenpie]

Lol

[@MichaelSwartz-bf6we]

Lol

[@tobyhaine6049]

I love that he doesn’t even read this one. 😂😂😂

[@Rohitroy-xp3di]

Mother nature didn't give me *enough in certain areas*

[@citatap]

Rohit roy if you know what I mean

[@anasiandisappointment3842]

I mean, it didn’t give *me* happiness

[@maxl1694]

And it surely didn’t give me a brain.

[@iPh03n]

didnt give me $500,000

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

She gave freaking anxiety Who the hell would want that

[@mewmewmeow9217]

Can we get a video of Sorrow playing with that hamster please?

[@coded_ragon6284]

I wanna see that hamster boi again!

[@trevorhensley3185]

DEMONITIZED!

[@n.s.955]

Can we just get a full video of you interacting with the hamster? Cuz that is one cute little fluffernutter

[@renkunn]

Canis Lupis you would know Kazuichi.

[@kxightable]

A fluffernutter is a term I haven't heard before... And I am disappointed in myself that my mind instantly thought of some furry shit. Send help, I know way too many furries for my own good. /s (But actually I am disappointed in myself for that wtf even.)

[@uhoh8150]

thank you kazuichi

[@aphrodieMonkey]

@@kxightable I hope youve actually tried a thick & authentic fluffernutter by now haha

[@Mak1Attack1]

The Bone Daddy girl from the outro actually lives in my town. I've never met her, but a few of my friends have, and I've been trying to find that specific video for the last 2 years.

[@quietlycryingostrich]

To the essential oils in the class room I’d love to see the teacher get sued when someone has an allergic reaction

[@janban9148]

Sharnet looooool XD

[@alancorvus6937]

I literally can’t breathe if I’m in the same room as an essential oil diffuser. That would have been a lawsuit if one of my teachers had done that. Also, you aren’t actually supposed to have diffusers around kids at all.

[@Mp-vc7hv]

I would probably burst into hives if I was in that classroom tbh

[@JosephCimaomo]

Give me $10,000 so I can get the entire menu at Wendy’s

[@l-san1517]

Joseph Cimaomo no

[@airless7005]

Yes

[@catwithlightinmouth6331]

Double that to $20,000 i wanna tag along

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

If I donate to you, can we split it and some weed?

[@mylesanimates]

triple that i want some

[@OwentheKingofDudes]

Guys, help me, I'm scared. As I was watching the story at 1:45 & she brought up her vacations, I immediately thought "hey, you're already taking off work for the surgical rehab! THAT can be your vacation!" I'M TURNING INTO A BOOMER! I can already feel the cold can of Monster Energy Ultra in my hand & the lawnmower vibrating underneath me.

[@gezi5927]

OwentheKingofDudes holy shit call the boomer police

[@ashleysanchez1163]

I have a chronic illness and I cannot work. You know what I started to do? Dog walking. That way I can still earn money and be able to rest when needed. My father said he would take care of me (I’m 18) but I sure as hell am not gonna be a moocher. If I can earn money while barely being able to function, these loser can too!

[@akaltar]

Just a random uninvited comment, but you may wanna try programming or something you can do from home as a freelancer. It's not as hard as people make it out to be, you just need to spend a lot of time on it before you are productive.

[@goldenpig6453]

+Kenny Miller +Ray Ray You seem to misinterpret what he means. While yes, his impairment (if you mind me calling it that; if you don't then i'll edit my comment to a different word) is pretty serious, a vast majority of people would rather want to work, walk around, and be a part of contributing society instead of staying in a hospital for a majority of their lives (and really, wno can blame them?) After all, he did state it was a *chronic* illness, so it's likely to stay for a while, if not for the rest of his life.

[@todor6217]

very well said Ethan

[@CaptainTard]

Ethan Shackelford so it's not like my crippling depression where I can only cure it by stepping on black legos.

[@kristen9296]

Boop Loop awesome story! I don’t know you but I’m proud you are doing your best at your own pace and staying healthy and strong. I hope you get better soon! 💓

[@tracep.9900]

whats frustrating about these gofundme posts, is they get funded half the time. my house is close to getting condemned and we needed help to get it fixed, and when I made a gofundme for any help to preventing it, I was called out for being a "Scam" or "fake" when it was the genuine article. Yet we have people who want hand outs for all expenses paid vacation, or a new car. I am sorry, but the city breaking a waterline next to my house, flooding it and refusing to accept responsibilities when it nearly destroys my house, and insurance refuses to cover damages because "it's an artificial flood" makes it hard to find empathy for those who want to go to london or japan for a photography trip

[@danij1586]

dandanthetaximan lawyers cost money

[@tracep.9900]

@Oceanic Dangernoodle You can claim I am full of shit all you want, doesn't change the fact that I am on the verge of loosing my home

[@tracep.9900]

@dandanthetaximan No, I haven't responded because I am on the verge of losing my home, so I don't have the time to jump on youtube to respond to comments, and I don't have the money to pay for internet, and @oceanic Dangernoodle is an asinine prick because he is acting as if he's seen the documentation, the condition of my home, and has seen the (apparently fake) emotional trauma my family has gone through. If I had the eight grand to even speak to a lawyer, I would, on top of the tens of thousands of dollars to even take the people to court. Or better yet, use that money to fix my fucking house

[@tracep.9900]

It's called getting home from a night shift little child

[@tracep.9900]

Right, because you have documented evidence of the fact

[@cjekajlf]

anyone concerned about the hamster, after checking sorrow's twitter, that small cage is just connected to a much bigger and more suitable cage

[@isislee919]

Justin Dustbin the larger cage is still too small unfortunately

[@ultraviolent]

no... hamsters don't use the 'y-axis' space of a cage... their primary concern is the 'x-axis' space... you need to give hamsters places to dig and such if you want it to live a long, happy life.. in the same way that most hermit crabs are given poor living spaces as well, pets that are sold cheap & conveniently end up living poor lifestyles due to their owners not knowing any better v_v

[@ravenID429]

@@isislee919How?

[@aliendaydreamer7931]

12:22 Who the hell uses "frumpy" in a rap?

[@wumb0ne]

wait that was a rap i thought she was just talking weirdly

[@murrrlinnn]

I thought she said grumpy oof

[@wrenpeach6707]

An ugly bitch who can't rap

[@venividivivi]

Her apparently

[@rambbler]

I'm late but Seriously who the hell uses the word "frumpy"??? Not even in a rap just in general, who tf

[@ikki_flavo]

*_GIVE US AN HOUR LONG HAMSTER VID SORROW DAD_*

[@wylowz6410]

*_YES_*

[@misfitwhocares7554]

I wanted to like this comment but it has 69 likes at the moment and I am to immature to change that Edit: it's not 69 anymore so I can give it finally a Like, tbh I'm half glad and half sad

[@ikki_flavo]

Misfit Whocares haha no sex number for you!

[@misfitwhocares7554]

just like in real life lmao

[@ikki_flavo]

#metoo

[@rohanjeetdas5707]

Hey guys my tricycle just broke and I really need a replacement. Can you guys buy me a Ferrari? Preferably red but black would do too( Tho I really want a red one).

[@DarkShiftMusic]

lol ight

[@l-san1517]

Ron Jet no.

[@casadilla111]

Black Ferrari? Ha! Don't waste my time. Serious donations only, peasants.

[@PuppeteerGaming]

*The is so sad Alexa, pay for my Chinese, Tatoo, Uber ride, Ticket, Mac book, repair my phone, and, oh yeah, and sign me up on Tinder to be a gold digger.*

[@hrhargyll]

What on EARTH is that girl doing with her face at the end of her “rap”? Good grief, Charlie Brown.

[@wrenpeach6707]

Desperately trying to see if there's any facial expression that makes her look halfway decent

[@RobbieRateater]

Wren Peach Debby Ryan has some competition

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

yare yare... clarlie brown.

[@unculturedswine7993]

"lol ight."

[@fro_e]

Like bot?

[@duckboi7599]

its at 668. wtf man whoever put it from 666 to 667 im fighting

[@fro_e]

finna throw some hands knowhatamsayin

[@LightningRunner]

Aren't HDMI cables like 5 bucks anyways?

[@liamwinters298]

Yes.

[@josephschubert6561]

I found some really fancy ones for $1,500 for 2 meters. But I think you could get by with a $10 dollar one if all you're using it for is Xbox.

[@RaspberryCai]

Joseph Schubert the expensive ones are just as good as the £1 ones, they don't really make any difference at all.

[@jarls5890]

Ah you're doing it wrong - you need the Nordost Valhalla 2 HDMI - at the sweet sweet price of USD 3000,- . per meter (approx 3ft)!

[@babaganoush9237]

I got a 3m HDMI cable for like 30 bux.

[@Mikeological]

I've set up a GoFundMe to raise $50,000 to buy a wheelchair for my disabled aunt. It sounds expensive but trust me all of the money is going towards the wheelchair, as they do cost that much nowadays.

[@Sunny888]

That's so crazy that's more than a car. I'm guessing it's electric and not one of the manual ones? Her insurance doesn't cover any of it?

[@NoraStudies]

An electric wheelchair costs around 1000 dollars. Do you even know how much 50k is? Jesus

[@Sunny888]

@@NoraStudies they start at 12k not 1k

[@cholulasauce4766]

@@NoraStudies Your thinking of wheelchairs for old people. Wheelchairs for the disabled can get up to $50,000. It's a niche market, most parts are custom made by manufacturer, and fit the individual using the chair. They aren't just some assembly line POS car.

[@FulanitoCosme101]

@@cholulasauce4766 For 50k she'd better get a transformer wheelchair.

[@KittiJewl]

8:31 literally changed my whole perspective. i first saw this video back in 2018 and im glad i binged sorrowtv this week and i found this. owning your screw ups as part of becoming an actual adult and needing to rely on parents for help omg. i am and was way too old for that advice, but im glad i got it. really helped me mature and act my age over the two years since i first saw this video. love you sorrowtv, i hope youre doing well

[@roxie6971]

I remember the other day I was listening to the morning show and some lady went to a psychic and the psychic said to get the most expensive wedding. So they go and get the most expensive wedding. She asks everyone coming to donate fifteen hundred to pay. She ends up breaking up with her fiance and raging at everyone for 'not caring' and whatnot.

[@astuteanansi4935]

Plot twist: the psychic foresaw they were not made for each other and told her this to test the strength of their relationship, seems like the psychic was right =D

[@TheEmmaHouli]

Oh yeah it's up on bridesshaming subreddit. Which is a relationship thing

[@sabrinataylor5231]

There's a drag queen named "jupiter Sprinkes" that looks exactly like this chick. only talented.

[@MetalWolfKaiju]

When men do a better job at being females than females themselves, you know we really fucked up as a society

[@idrk3707]

Michael Margolis w h a t

[@septumpunch7797]

Michael Margolis I can't read, what does this say?

[@Tik1800]

septum punch gimme your number so I can call you and tell you what it says

[@IsThisRain]

Michael Margolis I can't believe we live in a society

[@sour_peckanmix]

*FUND MY LIPSENSE ADDICTION* really caught me off guard

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

"You need to pay me money to sing for you" I would do that without question.

[@someguy1576]

The only kind of sorrow that gives me joy.

[@jurassicattack31]

some guy 1 same.

[@katb9445]

yo I didn't even think of that

[@cloud1036]

some guy 1 nice,, and samw

[@LifeAsMegan]

THE OUTRO LMAOOO

[@zachb8012]

I am hoping that is a 16 year old but it looks like she's a grown-ass adult.

[@megfayse]

Zach B 24 and lives off mommy and daddy. Has phases every 2 weeks, can't keep a job.

[@finnanuke1206]

I need a name

[@jryprn]

Abby Brown

[@megfayse]

Abby Brown. She deactivated all social media for the time being. Due to be bullied for coming out as transgender. Which everyone believe she it is just a phase. You can find all of her videos on a youtube channel called "the brown hole". And google her as well.

[@CherrygroveCity]

Some guy on a Discord server keeps telling me to join r/braincels and this isn’t helping

[@broskydoodle6697]

That's alotta damage

[@geekinc3293]

.

[@nooneknows7268]

God damn loser

[@joshuabutler3322]

Then stop being friends with them, and run far away as can

[@Ed-tg2sp]

Do I bye the flex for this situation?

[@creeplife2802]

I've seen hdmi cables at the 99 cent store lmao

[@c0rvus996]

"I can't feed my daughter but I can't stop buying weed." Sorrow: "That's a relatable problem"

[@damnbro_idc]

The girl at the end reminds me of the Gabgogabgalab with her beautiful singing

[@Venatius]

She too is the yeast of thoughts and minds.

[@visualsno]

Her name is Abby Brown lmao

[@jomloft1]

Venatius more like the least of thoughts and minds. If brains were dynamite she couldn't even blow her nose.

[@loafywolfy]

its globlogabgalab

[@nicholasberggren4635]

Bruno Novello globglogabgalab **

[@mx.menacing]

5:49 Golden Retriever puppies range in price from around $500 for a pup from a "home" breeder or a pet store to upwards of $3,000 for a show quality pup from a top breeder. If you just want a pup to snuggle with and take care of, why do you need $3000 to buy a show quality pup? EDIT: I thought Golden Doodle was just a nickname for a Golden Retriever.

[@Frost-is9ze]

rescue pups :)

[@FawkesSake]

Golden doodles are a cross between a retriever and a poodle. I.e. a horrid mish-mash of breeds for the sake of turning a profit. Just get rescue dogs and spend whatever money you would have spent through a breeder getting shit for the doggo.

[@willlarry5299]

Muts are good too 😥

[@verneve]

Agreed. Especially when funds are tight, it's much better to rescue. Besides, mutts tend to be healthier, which hopefully will hold off the inevitable vet bills until the family can afford them. Purebreds are something of a luxury good. A status symbol for people to spend their excess money on. I wouldn't begrudge anyone dog snuggles, but those snuggles are much more economical coming from a shelter animal. Leave status symbols for the rich and get an (healthier, shots-included, already spayed/neutered) animal you can afford to care for.

[@emsi3102]

The fuck are you guys paying for golden labs for they just give em away in NF

[@purplemusiclover1597]

Sorrow is being very honest about the parent thing but also talking like someone who doesn’t have abusive parents. If you’re parents are reasonable 100% go to them, but if they’re abusive I don’t blame you for trying to cover it lol. Also on another note I super miss Sorrow, I wish they’d come back but I hope they’re doing well :)

[@aphrodieMonkey]

This !!

[@WinterGamesYT]

oh yeah i forgot some parents are horrible

[@haybale287]

​@@WinterGamesYTLucky you

[@ravenID429]

They? And he’s talking about the default of parents

[@haybale287]

@@ravenID429 I think "default" is the wrong word. Even if the average parents aren't abusive, they probably wouldn't react well to that hypothetical.

[@MurasakiBunny]

I want to make a kickstarter so that I can get some money to donate to another kickstarter asking for money.

[@Jester_Jean]

can you please do that and report if it worked?

[@nickkohlmann]

JohnnyStyle300 yes.

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

The Laughing Rabbit lmao that’s the best idea

[@cringepotato8790]

That's such an adorable hamster. Post vids of it

[@Fanrose2475]

WeebScrubLord If KZbin doesn't work out then we know what he will do for plan B

[@timrez8257]

I need $10,000 for v bucks pls. I need to buy the “default skin”

[@Ashephalt]

Pootin I want to buy the default dance

[@fuzzyd1436]

I wanna buy fortnite

[@mangoSKNN]

What it’s in the shop it’s like the rarest skin to get

[@eeyo422]

Don't tell anyone I told you, but I know a way to get it for free

[@amememachine8974]

Axel shit dude how?

[@sherb1750]

When I was little I wrote a note to the "money fairy" to put under my pillow. I just assumed it would work. It didn't.

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

This feels like r/beggingchoosing.

[@torreywhiting5402]

Intergalactic Human Empire r/choosingbeggars ?

[@MyVanir]

r/suicidewatch

[@xostream5929]

@@ffffff3861 r/indianpeoplefacebook

[@kristaw2686]

My baby was asleep on my chest while watching this video and I couldn't stop laughing, which woke him up. Dang it guys.

[@Evanz111]

Krista Ward NEGLECTFUL PARENT PLEASE REPORT

[@danczehajek9165]

@@Evanz111 yeet the fuck outta here pls

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Please donate $500,000 to Krista’s GoFundMe to pay for her son’s therapy, since he was clearly traumatized by this event.

[@Appalachiosaurus22]

@Glitterbomb45 Ouch man, rood.

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Not our fault you watched a funny video with a baby on your chest 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@noyamanu1242]

I'll pay whatever you want just don't make me listen to her again

[@kiraj.1744]

No one: No one at all: Not a single soul on this earth: The I'm Between Jobs girl: *skeet skeet*

[@dedusmuln]

holy shit celestia ludenberg is a sorrow tv fan

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

she literally used the n-word and frumpy on the same verse.

[@reallyintokids6881]

Is it bad that I use this channel as an antidepressant

[@awesomepossume3682]

JamesCanadian Gaming i use it as a depressant

[@mambodog5322]

a day*

[@joshuazane3210]

I mean... Personally I use Prozac, but if it's working for you, far be it from me to tell you you're wrong.

[@cavejohnson4306]

No

[@orilevy4578]

Awesome Possume fuck I was going to say that

[@KazarothGaming]

the photography guy 75,000 pictures in 2 years is 100 pictures every single day 4 pictures an hour with no sleep straight for two years...

[@SandyMcPandy]

KazarothGaming He might have done some timelapses.

[@charlescampuz5812]

Sondre Berg Timelapses are hundreds of photos combined into one final photo. It counts as one.

[@SanguinePantherThe1s]

depending where you are and whether you're actually making an effort, 4 pictures a minute is easily done. I used to leave a 1.5 hour photography class with hundreds of pictures.

[@WinterPains]

Tbh photography guy's picture game is weak as shit. By two years I'd have, probably, about a hundred million pictures.

[@hi-uo7hf]

He probably just takes pictures of literally nlthing

[@jayjaygolden5123]

Im prettt sure one of my old gofundme's is on dontfundme When i was like 18 i made one to try and make my then dream carreer of becoming a rally raid driver a reality Didnt work out Im a game artist now Im glad it didnt work out

[@jayjaygolden5123]

@Chase Gillingham 15 (STUDENT) im just beginning im afraid, ivr only worked on some serious gaming vr apps for training purposes. But i have a portfolio over on artstation.com/jayjaygolden

[@Nitrolord]

@@jayjaygolden5123 Your portfolio looks great! I especially like the one that looks like a giant spherical chocolate chip cookie lol

[@jayjaygolden5123]

@@Nitrolord People keep calling it a chocolate chip cookie :pain: its supposed to be a desert material hahaha.

[@Nitrolord]

@@jayjaygolden5123 Yep, I figured that out! It's an awesome texture, the rocks and sand grains are very detailed. It just looks funny at a glance lol

[@jayjaygolden5123]

@@Nitrolord I get it, no worries! And thank you :) I hope i can add something new to my portfolio soon, been struggling a lot.. :(

[@danabananaz]

"..iff you know what I meeeaann.." kills me every time.. I crack up laughing in the middle of the day thinking about that part 😂💀😅

[@jam9484]

*_SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS_*

[@zackarang806]

And if you do the math, he would’ve had to take 102 photos every single day

[@CravenTHC85]

An HDMI cable is maybe $10 if you need one longer than 10ft for some reason. Plenty of them for under $5, and one as cheap as $1.50 on google. Was that GFM from a decade ago? I'm having a hard time imagining why anyone would need to e-beg for something so cheap.

[@SDeww]

no those are very bad hdmi cable, buy a brand cable, like phillips or sony, dont buy usb/hdmi/mini hdmi cables at them cheap stores, they are cheap cause they copper in them is almost ZERO, if a normal cable sends out 2.0 ohm, them cheap cables wont even send 0.8 ohm... here is a good example: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJbYmnRvZ8urkKs

[@CravenTHC85]

@@SDeww I agree you get what you paid for, but there's a reason why those things exist. The cheaper cables allow for luxuries to be affordable for poor folks like myself. My point was beggars can't be choosers. If you can't afford a cheap cord then don't try to crowdfund an expensive one.

[@beyondbeyond1965]

+S Dew Ashen's video has nothing to do with HDMI cables. Whilst it does pay to buy more expensive, better quality USB charging cables, buying higher quality HDMI cables has little to no difference on the quality of picture, as HDMI is a digital interface and therefore should not be and is not affected by cable quality. Also, the 'ohm' is a measurement of resistance, whilst Ashens was referring to current, which is measured in Amperes. Amperage is not a factor with HDMI cables.

[@jakelowang4132]

S Dew@Its so false HDMI is a digital signal which cannot be degraded with cheap wire a 1$ wire give same image as a 300$ if you believe the seller a 1000$ is better.

[@blissband3601]

I use a dish and a xbox hdmi

[@spiritmadeofstars]

I would pay any amount to hear you sing and to never hear her sing again.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Domi wait a milisecond! The joker's a woman now? Damn you, cruel world! God damn you to hell! Not the Joker!

[@jame6054]

The thumbnail is exactly what I expected Sorrow to look like

[@someindividual2151]

"EXCUSE ME HAMPSTER" "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO WORK" that part kills me every time

[@agapesn9345]

So I'm paying for my eyes... WORTH IT

[@khodibritton8368]

#payingforoureyes !

[@justcallmezeb5665]

Intill you see r/noah get the boat

[@stale-cupcakes]

I mean, technically we're paying for the services/labor of the eye doctor and glasses manufacturer. But yeah, totally worth it lol. I can't see shit without my glasses.

[@heartache5742]

i've never heard of human rights before

[@jadecoolness101]

@@stale-cupcakes true, but it’s disgusting that when your vision is so bad you literally cannot function without glasses, they inflate the cost of your lenses. Source, my mother whose prescription is $900, with only the anti-scratch coating, not including the frame. Meanwhile people who barely need glasses can get them for like $50. Severely bad vision IS a disability and it’s sick that they do this. You would think that good ol ~free healthcare~ would help disabled people, but BaD viSiON iSn’T a REaL DiSaBiLiTY

[@blakdayy]

Where does the dog go when he loses his tail? The retail store ahaha

[@KOT_AMV]

Uhhhhh, somebody call The Hague, we have another Geneva convention violation for trial

[@Titoo.1]

xDay Lg _it's free real estate_

[@araibirshad8294]

dear lord

[@burzwild2292]

I love this.

[@dynamix_9568]

xDay Lg why I'm I laughing at this dad joke like really is it because I am I dad

[@dogornodog1565]

as someone with glasses, no I'm paying for my eyes to work

[@resneptacle]

And it's not like capitalism took your (/my, wearing glasses as well) clear eye sight away, it's making it better than what you were born with

[@stale-cupcakes]

@@resneptacle I mean, really, you're just paying for the services of your eye doctor and the manufacturer of the glasses (I also wear them)

[@gezi5927]

Yeah, but it’s stupid. Glasses and contacts should be a part of healthcare

[@SaintSC05]

@@gezi5927 They commonly are.

[@gezi5927]

@@SaintSC05 yeah but healthcare ain’t free in the us

[@ratsintheireyes1652]

5:44 WHO IS THAT I NEED TO KNOW HE IS THE CUTEST LITTLE BEAN I LOVE HIM MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF HE IS NOW MY GOD I WORSHIP HIM LOOK AT HIS LIL EARS I WILL DIE OF A HEART ATTACK

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

The small amount of people who actually give money to these people must have an unreasonable fear of their own money

[@wetlettuce4768]

I seriously just think it's rich people throwing money at the peasants just to encourage their stupidity

[@lettylunasical4766]

Or in some of the cases, really thirsty men.

[@CaptainTard]

Letty Lunasical thirsty men go to strip clubs.

[@kstormgeistgem461]

On the subject of surgery on the breasts, nope, 3k is not going to cover a decent job these days. Unless you meant per boob. Won't go into details but I know personally that 6k is actually pretty cheap for any kind of "optional" or "cosmetic" surgery. And no, I didn't go for Bigger. Nuff said.

[@jessicataylor7174]

The link shown to 'prove' their quotes were excessive was 'the average price of a breast augmentation'. It's unlikely to be that cheap for a reputable surgeon and if a breast lift is included the price will almost double. Especially where someone is going more than 1 size up, a lift will be essential or they'll droop!

[@S4RGE007]

you wanna hang out sometime?

[@CocoTheMii]

10:30 Not only is this girl asking random people on the Internet for money to buy a new laptop, she’s asking to get one of the most expensive laptops money can buy.

[@hanistolemywife4694]

I love the hamster!

[@adamclayden4519]

When I started Reynolm Industries, I just had two things in my possession. A dream, and six million pounds

[@beesree39]

same

[@Rachel98246]

*FAAAAATHERR!!!*

[@tallolives4337]

gofundme is just full of people who should get a sugar daddy

[@SebiHemke]

tall-olives I've been thinking about that a lot lol

[@SebiHemke]

did you reply to the wrong comment or what are you... ? ?

[@seigeengine]

Almost all of the time sugar babies are just prostituting themselves. That's what it's about.

[@Manie230]

There are some who literally need the money. And the least you could do is donate a dollar and share it with as many people as possible.

[@ItsMuffinTimePls]

Mani32 but most of them just need a _job_

[@pjay450]

12:15 absolute marvel. The next Beethoven and Mozart combined.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Beethoven was regular deaf, not tone deaf.

[@irisgrey7484]

sorrow has a hamster confirmed

[@BigT.Larrity]

But where does he keep it...

[@Fanrose2475]

Up his ass

[@marthajones1681]

Until now I would have never have thought of sorrow as a hamster guy, but now I have been enlightened