r/maliciouscompliance Top Posts of All Time

[@nuggetvonmattenhorn7216]

He sounds so angry yet so happy when talking to his hamster

[@skeletoncheese7157]

“You’re cute oh my god” he sounds so defeated 😂 😂

[@honey-bun3976]

That's how it be with animals

[@Weldedhodag]

'c'mere you darn scoop'

[@tristasayers1516]

How it be to be a pet parent

[@josh4227]

@@Weldedhodag thought he called him a spook 🤐

[@colomba3924]

so chinese translation for 0:51 : when i needed my parents most, at 6 and a half, they left me. when i was sleeping alone, there was a big fire. (so big oof to the chinese dude, poor guy)

[@Endlessninja-ug5zy]

Thought you was talking ‘bout height

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@Endlessninja-ug5zy the height of the fire? . . . it was *big* . . .

[@clareann8912]

Tell me why that makes this funnier

[@praetor_official]

Guess they should've hired you as the editor

[@agisuru]

Honestly I'm shocked that "er" day didn't end in someone dressing their child as an emergency room

[@AxeAR]

I thought exactly that

[@tortoiseterror7073]

Yeah, that's what I thought

[@misskiwishii]

I wanted to see some as a hooker that’s the first thing I kept thinking about on that post LOL

[@vera-whatsurdiscord]

it took me a good second you meant "ER" and not the ER in emERgency room. holy shit im so dumb

[@cats1970]

@@misskiwishii I thought the problem could be solved by “a job ending in -er” but you duked the system kid

[@ZacksRockingLifestyle]

My first year of high school, we had ER day. Someone showed up as harry pottER The cape and wand got mistaken by a bus driver for a trench coat and dagger. Two hour lockdown ensued.

[@Flowtail]

TheZSquaredMusic I don't even care if r/thathappened

[@clueless4096]

oh boy ww1 time

[@erika.f]

my high school got put on lockdown at the very end of the day for a few hours because someone mistook a comb for a knife

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

I’d wear blackface

[@jonhawk117]

@The Gay Dolphin Wow really? Its more like that Bus Driver who made the mistake is a fucking moron. Not the School, or the country it is in.

[@meechicat303]

"Jhjhjhjh" I'M DEAD. THAT SOUNDED LIKE A RACOON WITH RABIES

[@simonesmith5337]

No, it sounded like Ninja's laugh in the fu*k you say to me you little sh*t thing

[@winkdinkk]

it sounded like perry the platypus💀

[@jacknewark5040]

So, a normal raccoon?

[@robertomanfinfla5785]

Jsksjsksjjsjsk la wea buena xd

[@raccoon4704]

That's offensive. How dare you. I'm gonna knock ya bins over for that.

[@friendsfreak]

Dude. You didn't finish the Ditto one. There's a second picture where he turns into the BOOK. Not that we couldn't guess it for ourselves.

[@mr.lalnon5455]

yeah why didn't he show it

[@notcatisa]

He didn't show it because its inappropriate

[@farlie3204]

link?

[@mr.lalnon5455]

@@farlie3204 www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpics.me.me%2Fditto-transform-into-this-1690782.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fme.me%2Fi%2Fditto-transform-into-this-1150661&tbnid=oALeVj6GbuYvNM&vet=1&docid=bR16izX20RryeM&w=500&h=754&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim

[@FlintKnap]

@@notcatisa ...how?

[@Xyrenoxx]

2:48 “What other words do people not use anymore?” Me: Whippersn- *_”NI-“_*

[@jeykies3745]

Acro batics context everyone needs context

[@samallford5492]

@@jeykies3745 whippersnapper

[@jeykies3745]

Sam Allford i thought we were saying capitons

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

796 likes and 3 comments. This is obviously the place where comments get deleted so I'll say "speak for yourself", as my response to OP and totally forget I ever wrote anything here.

[@SlyHikari03]

-geria

[@mehanimates5491]

That’s the frickin cutest hamster I’ve ever seen That’s all

[@llamasandanime]

Gotta appreciate a grown man who unapologetically owns an adorable hamster.

[@hannahlack1061]

I huess you are not part of an online hamster community. Thousands of adults across the world own hamsters. Honestly I don't think they should really be sold to children. They are usually sold as just a play thing to them not a living creature that has basic needs to be met. Apologies that didn't mean to get so irritated. Pet shops are just really frustrating when it comes to hamsters and their care. You should totally look into hamsters more they are great pets. Or just join like r/hamsters to look at the cute videos and hamsters tbh

[@Forgetthereality]

"He's so cute omg..." Hehehe

[@kennykeating5243]

Why would anyone apologize for that?

[@Anti_everything_and_everyone]

🖤

[@llamasandanime]

@@hannahlack1061 I totally get where you're coming from. I had hermit crabs in college lol. And rest assured, I meant no irony in my comment.

[@joleneonyoutube]

The way you speak to your hamster makes me melt omg :3

[@WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO]

Jolene u should see a doctor

[@ratfratt]

Jolene WITCH TRIAL WITCH TRIAL WITCH TRIAL WITCH TRIAL WITCH TRIAL WITCH TRIAL

[@redskeletonart238]

“Cmere ya lil fluff” :3

[@thornels]

FURRY ALERT FURRY ALERT FURRY ALERT

[@grungus8160]

I would like but the likes are 696 so i cant

[@KiryuGoji03]

"Cm'ere ya damn scoop, cm'ere lil fluf. Hey, you're cute omg"

[@itzjobblez1825]

Spicy Memes what's suspicious to you?

[@KiryuGoji03]

@Spicy Memes now there are 4 replies. Hope you feel better

[@KiryuGoji03]

@Spicy Memes hmmm no likes in 2 weeks, thats suspicious....

[@BlueGreenGlobe]

At fluff I thought he said “Cmere you little fuck”

[@radd0_]

i have been SEARCHING for the VIDEO where sorrow says “I like the cut of her jib!” because it’s been STUCK in my head and I couldn’t remember if I had heard it somewhere or if I made it up. but I have FOUND IT

[@SlyHikari03]

I have that happen to me. Quotes get stuck in my head all the time.

[@grmpf]

What's with the random capitalisation?

[@grmpf]

@Jack Thanks, Captain Obvious. The emphasis makes no sense though, why would you emphasise "video"? What else would it be?

[@grmpf]

@Jack I thought it was pretty clear that calling the capitalisation "random" was tongue-in-cheek, a way of pointing out that the shouty emphasis was weird. Wouldn't you think it's also rude to assume somebody generally doesn't know why people on the internet put things in all caps?

[@grmpf]

@Jack You might just be too good a person who hasn't developed the type of snark I have after 15 years of exposure to KZbin comments.

[@HTPCYMC]

Ah yes, me, as a human being, loves using difficult words of the English language, as it makes me be observed as intelligent.

[@Bread-ky6ri]

*i like breathing oxegon*

[@lpsbrther437]

@@Bread-ky6ri you mean **clears throat** *Im UsInG tHe AlVeOlI iN mY lUnGs To ExChAnGe CaRbOn DiOxIdE fOr OxIgEn In ThE aIr*

[@awesomepossume3682]

Hey! Wanna comply with my request? Join here! youtu.be/join/ct-RXJmSmCi0J4

[@Bread-ky6ri]

@@lpsbrther437 *I JUST SWITCHED TO CARBON MONOXIDE IT'S BANGER*

[@thecolorgreen1840]

@@lpsbrther437 Nice one grandayy

[@vitre69]

"er" day. Comes as Hitler. "That's not how it works." "Don't know what you mean by that." "Ok so what you do?" "I hitle things."

[@joshl.8165]

Yes, while the engineer engines things.

[@panzerkampfwagenvi3333]

I anschluss austria's. I'm a deutschlander

[@Cdgaming4U]

John *IT'S WHAT I DO*

[@casual_ice_consumer4148]

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hitle

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

Vitor Almenara I hope somebody dressed up as a killER

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

When you leave the toaster unattended *_absolute madlad here_*

[@olive4604]

kremit the frog ily kermit

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

Absolute M A D L A D

[@petere8175]

kremit the frog did you get a heart from Justin?

[@cleansanchez4880]

I love how the extra sauce lady gradually turned into Nixon

[@kriglar5784]

hello fellow explorer

[@raiisleep]

Sounds like someone breaking in

[@Cheesy_33]

“IT’S YOUR FAULT MY CAR IS RUINED! I AM NOT A CROOK!”

[@M_IAWIA]

Quality: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Price: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Durability: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Overall I would say a pretty good video

[@AngryKirbyHatesYou]

Its a solid 5/7 for me

[@zfin87]

7/7 Goldblums

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

4/10 not enough hamster

[@KarimIsKimo]

7.8/10

[@thatlemonguy1107]

8.827639949223411897/10

[@cheeseburger8610]

Honestly seeing you pick up that hamster was really weird because you sound like a magical omnipresent bodiless voice

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Omg yes😂

[@fishy658]

Can we just appreciate that SorrowTV seems to boost not as well known subreddits like this or anti mlm and stuff, like dude thanks for not strictly doing stuff like r/niceguys although we reallllyyy like those it’s a bit inflated. *w h o o p w h o o p*

[@TheMANGADUDE2]

Yeah. Didn't know this sub exist, now it's one of my favourites

[@unfetteredparacosmian]

This sub is far more Weill known than r/niceguys imo

[@ruyekahatori3073]

i started yelling OH NO at the "er" one but i wasnt expecting Hitler

[@Postie1994]

Murderer? Has even 2 ers

[@ruyekahatori3073]

@@Postie1994 no, no. The N word

[@brucedillon8358]

Ah

[@LL-tr5et]

school shoot-

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

My kid would have been a stoner. The costume is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@ryancatgames4279]

9:12 "He's cute, oh my god." Literally me when I saw that for the first moment.

[@njf1175]

The hamster said: I-I

[@rainolive_]

haha gay furry

[@ryancatgames4279]

@@rainolive_ I mean, technically not wrong.

[@Nova-vk5qb]

@@ryancatgames4279 A friend of mine stands with you on this subject

[@ryancatgames4279]

@@Nova-vk5qb The comment, ya mean?

[@oofbih6397]

you didnt show the smart assery for the ditto

[@charcole400]

oof bih ya

[@ambersomething1693]

oof bih he was too distracted by the purple gloves

[@acecanti4175]

All that happens is ditto transforms into a book and not dratini

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Ashley Drury They think claiming that is a joke

[@deadcrave]

@Ashley Drury I ' m not really sure either . . Maybe they ' re just thinking of that comic of Brock showing ditto a picture of nurse joy and telling him to transform into it . But then again that doesn ' t make sense either , cause ditto doesn ' t actually transform .

[@figment621]

Did anybody else realise how fucking GOOD the Team Rocket, James impression was?

[@Arcanilumia]

ParticleGaming since when is a SorrowTV impression NOT good?

[@Fordring1776]

it was so good he forgot the punchline to the image

[@kangelenjoyer]

It was fire

[@brickman9133]

Who knows he could be the voice actor for him

[@matheussandbakk9959]

Ikr!

[@DemiBirdDoes]

That hamster interaction was the cutest thing ever. Wish I could double subscribe.

[@jackotrades0888]

Just subscribe with a different account

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

Comments Hamster: 100% Anything else: 0%

[@MiyaMam948]

Hamster: 99% Ditto: 1%

[@vroomvroom3624]

Cotlno da sQuiB Overlord Hamster:99% This:1%

[@dairysplash1060]

The way it should be

[@rigel555]

WAIT YOU HAVE A HAMSTER??? He's so cute!

[@katwillow6364]

"You're cute, oh my god." - Sorrow TV (2018), referring to Mr.CutieWootie Hamster the 3rd

[@alexandraluster284]

I couldn't hear the hamster noises myself, but I am glad he paused the video to show us the hamster, because omg such a precious baby!

[@EnzoDraws]

You forgot your punchline for the Ditto pic

[@TommyAgramonSeth]

file image

[@EnzoDraws]

@@TommyAgramonSeth what?

[@TommyAgramonSeth]

@@EnzoDraws *FILE IMAGE*

[@EnzoDraws]

@@TommyAgramonSeth got it, I couldn't hear you loud enough earlier.

[@jasonkeats931]

this whole little conversation is hilarious

[@perlamedrano3637]

Hamster is the best part of this video

[@caitlinjopepe541]

I wasn't expecting to get stared down by a hamster today

[@hannahlack1061]

Thats me everyday. My hamster is a scaredy cat and stares down every noise XD

[@StarrphireYT]

Unexpected but not disappointed (and strangely aroused?)

[@hexenfree]

@@StarrphireYT fucking furfag

[@theawesomeMikeMike09]

I've been to that museum. I've touched that same sign. That makes me happy somehow. 8:01

[@tabyelox3649]

@Plastic Age ur mum

[@Urmom-ou2ke]

@@tabyelox3649 my name?

[@montyfatcat8871]

So what we know about SorrowTV: •He’s insane •He owns a hamster •He’s white •He’s Male •He’s American? Edit: Holy fuck 1.7k likes, thanks guys

[@a-10warthog51]

His forehead is big add that

[@samuelchamel2951]

He’s run for the cube

[@sponsoredbyclorox4706]

•he looks like a lumberjack/homeless man

[@radioactiverat8751]

He says the N word

[@BenDover_Jr]

You guys do know that he has a video showing his face, right?

[@Polygonyall]

sorrow your hamster is shaped like a friend

[@someguyxddd]

a what

[@_v7_257]

Only decent comment I've seen in years

[@Sehon13Ultd]

I don't get it

[@herrmanselcher1632]

@@Sehon13Ultd Kirby is shaped like a friend

[@thoup]

What do you mean shaped like a friend?

[@gracec8202]

Why is your hamster the actual cutest thing ever

[@Drogan-f9p]

10/10 would cook it

[@frogbIog]

Dod Man - both of those options are concerning.

[@davrosgnot1723]

GGX CoMmUnItY jesus i thought you said cock it and was about to cry

[@connermckay4012]

@@frogbIog Yes indeed

[@MineCraftManiaxx]

So what words to people not using anymore 😂😂😂😂

[@Earthpeak]

SorrowTV: The one youtuber willing to pause his video for hamster scolding.

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

Honestly it took me a while to get some of these I guess I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

[@CChissel]

I hate watermelons It’s okay, read more books and you’ll be an all star.

[@axtonpino5213]

Watermelon haters are soft and not sharp you silly little tit!

[@dannydefeato3407]

You were looking kind of dumb with your finger and your thumb in the shape of an L on your forehead

[@marem3038]

No one expects you to be a genius average is enough

[@hatim9687]

all that gliters is _shit_

[@d.r.5041]

Sir, I must inform you that your hamster is adorable

[@SabotageSabian]

Goku: Well i have one more trick up my sleeve Goku: EXTRA SAUCE Vegeta: NoNoNo Goku: TIMES TEN Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@edvirgiliom]

Actually the person that did that is the prick in this situation

[@queercowboah8574]

9:13 “you’re cute, omg” melts my heart every time

[@Sieger1]

Malicious compliance? You mean when you're forced to pay a ransom for a kidnapping :thinking:

[@parim9684]

Are you the new Justin Y? Because I find you everywhere.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Pay in pennies.

[@stingkyff1556]

@Alielogical IKR WHERE IS HE I MISS HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Sapphyrre_]

:thinking:

[@jigzyonline2]

@Alielogical hes retired

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

I couldn't hear the *hamster sounds* but I am not complaining because HAMSTER OMG

[@snailwithatophat]

The Hamster was the best part of the video.

[@thisisweirderthanyou9855]

"ER" day Hmm. What should I be? A stripp *er*

[@nightcollapse]

murderer cadaver exotic dancer school shooter suicide bomber all it takes is a little imagination ;)

[@ambersomething1693]

Parry Home a murderER

[@borgarwoag]

nintendo!

[@TuckyBlue]

Amber Ashley or a ni-

[@talika8253]

NI-

[@pay1370]

I demand a 10 minute video entirelly dedicated to your hamster

[@blu2101]

Same my cat, Sameee!

[@moonwalker4532]

pay1370 yes that is what we all need

[@nightmaregamer1410]

If you dont get the ditto joke, ditto turns into the book when team rocket says "ditto, turn into this"

[@colorado1164]

@K Weaver I mean it was in the anime not the game so

[@Chu-XO]

@@ArtisticallySpoken _Who. Didn't. Watch. Pokemon?_

[@CommanderNissan]

Artistically speaking?

[@deimantaslapiniauskas7388]

Chu Me

[@dreska255]

@@deimantaslapiniauskas7388 Thank God I'm not the only one.

[@Miratazapine]

i work at taco bell, if you order extra red sauce you are just asking for a mess tbh...

[@kurtbrigandi]

Miranda Mayes Going in and coming out..

[@derp8575]

You make herpeslip burrito supreme. Thanks!

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Like seriously, what did that woman expect when she asked for extra x 11 sauce? She was basically begging on her knees for _something_ to get destroyed

[@svnhddbst8968]

@@stopreadingthisusername9528 that phrasing.

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

svnhddbst Oh my, I just realised. Imagine it taken out of context tho *( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)*

[@thedangboi7198]

"Malicious compliance" is honestly a perfect description of my actions when I do something and honestly thought that's what they were talking about

[@MatthewPark]

*i didnt even sneeze and you blessed me with this*

[@faithkennedyryan6695]

You just made the best pun ever

[@MatthewPark]

@@faithkennedyryan6695 thanks;)

[@isaiahjordan2889]

U cheesy bastard..

[@adopate719]

For the dress up 'er' I thought it meant "and other things that end up in the ER."

[@matikkkii3482]

@@misserpr n

[@PlutoTheSynth]

Im gonna show up there with a knife in me stomach

[@Foxy02016]

Adopate Still gonna go as Docter (spelled wrong on purpose)

[@matthewgasparin7000]

That was such a nearsighted idea.

[@pulim-v]

@@Foxy02016 because the PhD is in Medicine and not English

[@briyashrai5447]

That "tiptoe through the tulips" at 1:55 was ACTUALLY pretty effing great.....

[@joelkennedy2701]

Did anyone else do the next sound, HAAAAAAAAAAAaAaAaAaaaaaaaa.... afterward?

[@Sjors_]

That "S͘IXT̀Y͜ SE͜CO͝N̡D̕S ̛ĻAT̶EŔ TH̢E̵ ̡GA͝TES͞ O͝F͢ ͏HELL͞ OPE̵N̶" line still gets me every time.

[@cryotheus115]

Stamp! 5:43 Parent scene starts at 4:51

[@3malinkies]

The advertisement in the very first one actually wasn't lazy. It was designed by a guy who was commissioned to advertise all those bands, and couldn't decide on an actual theme for the poster. After a few minutes of thinking, he came up with the idea to have the poster look like an unaltered screenshot of a text exchange between him and the owner of the pub. Amusingly, what looks like a very lazy poster actually took the designer several hours in Photoshop to create because he didn't actually own an iPhone or smartphone. The designers name, btw, is Dave Blackhurst.

[@dingobeanie]

Sarcastic Student r/wooooooosh

[@ktony859]

@@dingobeanie Not really, because that was actually interesting to learn.

[@3malinkies]

@@dingobeanie I did not miss the joke. I actually laughed at it, which is what made me interested enough to look it up.

[@dramamine755]

Angela Lowney proof that r/woosh is too much of a trend

[@3malinkies]

It looks like my comment was the thing that went over someone's head.

[@OmNomPotatoChip]

You forgot Ditto's punchline, where he turns into the book!

[@성훈-t3x]

아닌데여

[@edef1244]

Yeah I was so fuck n confused

[@Sarah-by6gp]

oh that makes sense now

[@KittyCatAddict]

_Automatic thumbs up for the hamster._ ...Oh, and the video was pretty cool too, Sorrow.

[@maycienunez1177]

Ne ne papa

[@iocasteo389]

the fandom is still alive? what a surprise

[@maycienunez1177]

@@iocasteo389 once you join the fandom you can never leave

[@sreebeetheone]

I'm not even surprised to see other hetalians literally everywhere Once you enter the fandom, there's no going back.

[@zerir.3726]

Please change your pfp we need some damn decency

[@chrisg1499]

At 0:52 , he's saying (in Mandarin): "When I was a small child, about 6 and a half or 7, my parents left me, at the time when I needed them most..." (I can't hear the rest clearly bc of the guy commenting)

[@Katiedid2040]

Jesus Christ that hamster

[@abyssal_azzie]

@JesusChristVEVO jesus no

[@stinkology]

should have put it in a sock and slammed it against every wall, surface, and corner in the room

[@flamevale4422]

Hamsters are awesome

[@Proserpira]

You laugh at 25$ but for a second i didn't get the joke. Switzerland is...so expensive... $25 for a BBQ sandwich in a bar isn't that far of a stretch

[@kimifw58]

Switzerland uses dollars?

[@ncsloficentral]

Yea ?!?!

[@semmyuel]

@@kimifw58 no

[@AuriofTheHooligans]

Well, duh, it’s hard to fit a whole-ass bbq in a sandwich.

[@talika8253]

Possibly Dell Honne same in Iceland 😔

[@sol00013]

For the pokemon one you forgot to add the segment where ditto actually transforms into the book and it ruined the joke XD

[@carolineyuen3247]

I came here to comment this! I was like okay bye ditto

[@CyriakHarrisBiggestFan]

that james impression was spot on tho :DD

[@sol00013]

Steve agreed

[@jesusriced]

Turns into a didlo

[@Wil.Cipher]

You have an amazing James voice! But it was Jesse speaking in that instance...

[@thebuggiest1748]

Youuuuu can get a divorce!!

[@jonathanswaggasaurus6973]

If you're having trouble getting your hamster to behave, just take Papa Franku's hamster discipline course.

[@yesno-cs8yw]

Put the hamster in a sock and smack it into a wall.

[@vortex5974]

Patrick Yen really? I had no idea (sarcasm)

[@yesno-cs8yw]

Hey man, this is for the people who haven't watched him.

[@vortex5974]

Patrick Yen everyone has watched lord filthy frank

[@yesno-cs8yw]

Nah

[@TheLucidDreamer12]

The Chinese is talking about how the speaker was abandoned by his parents and/or orphaned at 6 years old

[@yasminafarih3681]

Ooof

[@merrymary7109]

The editor didn't know, okay? It was probably his first day

[@nervousdorito3696]

He's just the editor, okay?

[@cutekitty1212]

That's rough buddy

[@rvke5639]

that's sad :( i lost my mom when i was 10.

[@brentplaysgamesmaberry889]

Er words: PickER GrinnER LovER SinnER JokER SmokER Midnight TokER (Please someone get this reference)

[@thecomfycryptid]

I got a hearty chuckle out of this

[@brentplaysgamesmaberry889]

@@thecomfycryptid ayyyyyyy

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

....... What is this referencing?

[@brentplaysgamesmaberry889]

@@thegrammarcrusader4085 an old rock song, the joker by the Steve Miller Band

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

@@brentplaysgamesmaberry889 ohhhh right! I know that song, my brain was just being slow. And also, lol.

[@confusedalterego]

Things I found out today: my little sister *could have* been the Priya that made the cloud picture, as she tells me that’s totally our mom’s hand writing (and it does look very similar), but I have to keep a healthy sense of skepticism because like... that’s too weird of a coincidence for me

[@cms3816]

8:53 hamster

[@thatkatkrazykid4742]

C. Matt Scott *THANK YOU*

[@devilishwolfie6975]

He's a scruff

[@cms3816]

Aye I'm Devilish a rather scruffy lad

[@devilishwolfie6975]

@@cms3816 mine is all smooth

[@adamcomma]

[@Spyko-]

did you forgot to show the end of that "ditto transform into this" post ? IIRC Ditto turned into the book

[@hadiskiller]

Was thinking same lol

[@Dgero]

Pretty sure almost everyone knows what happens next, if not they could just look up a clip

[@hadiskiller]

Thats not the point...

[@D3niz3n]

@@Dgero i mean i didnt realise before reading this comment-anyway it isnt as funny when he didnt explain and you have to come to the conclusion yourself.

[@krims0n605]

real quick whats IIRC

[@Loogi745]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Sorrow tv: ExTrA eXtRa ExTrA

[@no-man_baugh]

Sorrow tv almost immediately after: I no wat do

[@xri0tt]

*J h j h j h j h j h*

[@Skiivin]

Shut the fuck up

[@probablylucky6671]

Ebcshxtrabgh Saubhsbghshbce.

[@tiredstudent4547]

"Oh hey, SorrowTV, I know your sexy American voice..." *I can explain*

[@CyberKirby]

and the way your forehead is directly proportional to the rest of your body.

[@lizageorge8923]

**hamster break** *you're so cute omg*

[@grizzy-thekiwi1144]

i love the hamster interruption

[@EverGray264]

*"SIXTY SECONDS LATER, THE GATES OF HELL OPEN"* Me: **POPCORN EATING INTENSIFIES**

[@Null_And_Void]

5:03 I just noticed he only counted *EXTRA* 9 times

[@thomasroberts4299]

The madlad

[@jello9849]

Me too!

[@LucaTheStar]

Well there's the first scoop of red sauce that's always on it and then the 9 extras would make 10 in total, right?

[@foreverbrokensalt8975]

@@LucaTheStar He did 11 scoops of sauce

[@nanos1267]

the guy actually wrote extra 11 times, idk what you guys are on. "with EXTRA sauce" "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA"

[@Shield915]

I'm kinda mad you actually activated my Google home and it started spelling out supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[@dramamine755]

Shield915 you do not want a google bot listening to everything. google is just learning about you so they make more of an exact profile of you. Watch Alex Garland's Ex Machina. Realistic take on the not so future. Great film.

[@ARetardWhoNeeds1000Subscribers]

“er” day “Why are you wearing black face paint?” “Oh”

[@wyrmkintoothgrim1174]

I liked oog more.

[@darkstars1554]

Wyrmkin Toothgrim ooooog

[@siraweed3232]

oh no

[@benslater3588]

filthy frank would like a word

[@spark373]

Ooooooooooooooooooooog

[@steste777]

"Is that a decent james?" I wasn't even a big Pokemon fan and that shit made me nostalgic

[@hannahlack1061]

Your hammy is so frickin cute! AND that looks like a decent sized bin cage! -I'm proud of you for doing your research.- I see now that you originally didnt but I'm still really glad you listened to hamster communities advice! :D Also if you aren't posting in r/hamsters im really dissappointed because we need more pics and videos of your hamster!

[@TheFirstDisciple]

anyone who calls them hammies is big gay

[@xxaannddeerr6354]

Dude, his bin has severe condensation problems. The hamster seems very stressed by the dampness of the air. The size is fine, the ventilation IS NOT.

[@TheNikito34z]

@@xxaannddeerr6354 thats why u make mad holes in it? I don't even have a hammy

[@alistairemonhun1707]

@@TheFirstDisciple Wow, an asshole in it's natural habitat.

[@windykar3705]

Its dead sorry

[@patrickwilliams781]

That one guy who wrote an "X" on the 'do not flush' sign....

[@ATHSLR-]

Im glad i wasnt the only one who noticed that

[@candy-ninja]

The maddest lad of them all

[@zbricks5992]

indeed quite a mad bad sad fad dad he or she has been

[@Helloitzkenny]

>Since state line track won't stop emailing me for a review, I shall acquiesce. > >MalCom > >First off, I find this to be a fantastic crop. Its long, flexible without too much give, and delivers an extremely satisfying smack to my girlfriends buttocks. I find it easy to control speed with wrist and elbow movements such that blows are neither too soft nor too sharp. > >The little wrist loop gets in the way for our purposes, however it can be easily removed with a sharp knife and I see no reason to dock stars for something which can be fixed so easily. > >The moulded hand grip feels excellent and secure in my palm, however the mould lines and materials make it too abrasive for penetration. On the other hand the leather tip is quite soft in texture while remaining firm for striking. When used correctly it provides a delightful sensation to her lab1a and ci1t0ris. > >I cannot comment on its efficacy for the purpose of horseback riding, but I can say that my girlfriend does not appreciate me saying 'Giddy-Up' when I use it on her.

[@royalblue5367]

Thank you.

[@newdgamer4118]

Yes thank you, I was annoyed with the censoring. He'll make entire videos making fun of people but won't use/show the words for body parts :/

[@jacobkarbacka2166]

Doin' God's work, son. Thank you.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

@@newdgamer4118 Reading that the guy used the whip's handle as a dildo made me frown so hard, it hurt my face...

[@bobross9581]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce what are you 12? It is part of the entire joke of the post on how he used it during sex, what were you expecting

[@simly5189]

That is the cutest hamster I have ever seen, why is it so fluffy

[@LinkiePup]

*"Come here you lil' scoop"*

[@tadasuko8935]

4:51 What everyone in the food industry wants to do at some point.

[@teejandahalf]

It helps if you're the manager

[@arran4285]

Or if the person is someone who everyone hate

[@pink3puppy]

@@teejandahalf as a manager, can confirm. Nothing feels better than being a bigger bitch than the customer tried to be.

[@luckyassassin1]

We do that when people are rude and disrespectful, as long as we aren't rude we don't get in trouble because they did ask for it and if they spill in their car its not our fault, they cant blame us for it GM agrees

[@cjekajlf]

hamster thanks love you

[@blazethekat2458]

Sorrow: “What other words do people not use anymore ... ni” Me: cutting it a bit close jimbo

[@HankThePimpHill]

_We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo_

[@catfeatherss]

OMG THE HAMSTER! Absolute perfect intermission. So sweet!

[@qruze9162]

It's christmas everytime Sorrow uploads tbh.

[@nosathirty]

VXiDTRVSH but it’s halloween

[@awesomepossume3682]

@@nosathirty Hey! Wanna comply with my request? Join here! youtu.be/join/ct-RXJmSmCi0J4

[@santiagosenaguerra4059]

yea because it only happens like once a year

[@tchez3058]

I relate to this on a spiritual level

[@opaskilylamoon9919]

9:17 "You're cute omg" Ahhh that was great. I have a hamster, too! His name is Deku :DDDD

[@chromefacedkarma]

Elizabeth Turner Ah, a fellow man of culture, I see.

[@Hell-Rose]

Everytime he gets to the part with the bean burrito lady. I can't help but imagine her actually having a "The Exorcist" moment and I die laughing every time.

[@mistr_cheese]

1:30-1:34 I’m dying of laughter

[@kevinasza393]

The sound he makes XD

[@notoriginal8450]

I'm dying of dy

[@moxiemox]

JHJHJHJHJHJHJJHJHJHJHJ

[@lilyclemens1629]

we need more hamster!

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Meh. I prefer Pornhub.

[@dohk1105]

Paul TheSkeptic we can have both of those things

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

@@dohk1105 Oh shit, you're right. Let's see here. Calendar... clear schedule.

[@ZeuzMakesMusic]

I remember back in middle school when I got my P.E clothes for the first time, the teachers told me to write your name, I literally wrote "Your Name" and they told me this never happened for the decade they worked there. That's my big r/maliciouscompliance story I guess.

[@InfiniteRadiiEdge]

*Upvote* *+* Back in highschool world history AP, my teacher said not in thirty years no one had said something or something. I don't remember, but I did get college credit/high marks from the AP exam. Also, I skipped homework at home half the time. Turns out, they share answers to make sure everyone gets all of their homework done. I did 1/10. I knew the material pretty well ,+ I chose a historical book for my English pre-AP class -- it worked in my favour for the history AP essays. Yeah, I learned, but it was too much semantics/writing.

[@maxgolden2601]

I love that he doesn't even show the punchline for the Pokemon one

[@m8s_for_dayz700]

Where I live the bus drivers protested their minimum wage by giving everyone free rides and pretty sure I saw people buying the drivers beer and food 👌🏻

[@ghostflames1501]

Please tell me they got the beer at the end of the shift...

[@kingofmirrah]

r/quityourbullshit

[@comandantegorrion7271]

King Of Mirrah r/NothingEverHappens

[@kingofmirrah]

@@comandantegorrion7271 I've seen the EXACT same story OP has posted multiple times AND it's even been debunked but w/e

[@leamoona1118]

.

[@DrPonk]

6:35 God, this shit reminds me of seven years ago when I ordered “a McGriddle” (assuming Sausage is the default, that being what I wanted) and they seriously gave me just the pancakes with nothing in between.

[@yeshelloiamsnek580]

What is deadass?

[@josiahmain1121]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImcmZWYdpKKhpY

[@DrPonk]

@@josiahmain1121 I don't know why you linked this, but I wholly approve.

[@wowsuchagoodshibeomg5692]

Same thing happened to me, but with a McMuffin P.S I'm ten.

[@aSliceOfChoccyMilk]

As a former McDonald's employee of almost 2 years, I can whole heartedly say that working at McDonald's is so miserable that sometimes when a customer isn't precise with their order, you just want to maliciously comply and get what they said word for word. There's 3 different McGriddles on the menu and the A La Carte McGriddle cakes, so when a customer orders something non specific of an item with more than one options, it's a little annoying, but seeing as most people do it, it gets extremely irritating. Just some words of advice, if you ever want to have good standing with a McDonalds cashier, go in ready with what your order is. Want a McGriddle? Say what kind (SEC, BEC, or just sausage), it makes their jobs sooooooooooo much easier and they'll like you. Especially for Biscuits (because there is actually a separate menu with like 10+ different combos of biscuits), same with Sundaes, McFlurries, and the piece sizes of nuggets. Trust me, your McDonalds people will remember you just by how easy you make their lives

[@novaisonyoutube]

I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD A HAMSTER I WILL DIE FOR THAT FLUFFY BABY

[@vk2336]

uwu

[@HelloKittyFanMan.]

LOL, I love the way that "peanut vendor" got around the stupid no-drinks rule, even using a "therefore:"!

[@aurorasparks1985]

8:57 oH MY GOD I LOVE HIM LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE

[@CherrygroveCity]

a big shift of tone from the last episode; milk

[@awesomepossume3682]

Hey! Wanna comply with my request? Join here! youtu.be/join/ct-RXJmSmCi0J4

[@awesomepossume3682]

@@FJ270X i just spam the link on new videos and it works lol

[@flexwashington8890]

🤔Dio Drando or Dio Brando🤔 iam not the only one who remembers it as Dio Brando right?

[@Dogasupreme]

YOU!!! STOLE!!! MY!!! NAMU!!!

[@yourcousindickhead8503]

_Dont click that fuckin link!!_

[@hypnagogue]

basically r/madlads but actually doing it instead of just talking about it

[@brandonm5731]

No weak shit

[@miracle_bear2258]

“Your cute, oh my gawd” Sounds like that one guy who called 911 for a “Break in” but it was just a dog.