r/Engrish | wait....WHAT???

[@comicadubber1027]

The big hand showing off fanart genuinely scared me like holy shit

[@EmKay]

gottem

[@markherrera7640]

When?

[@benshearin8514]

100th like, and yes

[@dude_thats_rowin]

@@markherrera7640 0:33

[@PsyWasHere]

Imagine walking into the overgrown room known as the Emkay subreddit, You see a big cartoony hand slumber ontop of it's throne, You place the fanart on a plate in front of it for sacrifice... Then it shows of that beautiful artwork of yours in the middle of a funny haha emkay video!

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

"Have you a girlfriend?" is actually 100% gramatically correct. It's just that few people arrange sentences like that anymore.

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

The "Beef Swarovski" (on the menu with the "Aromatic Sea Bags" and "Chef's Confused Chicken") has "tomatto" and is "underlined with Steam rice". I didn't know Steam made food as well as games.

[@wta1518]

@@cardinalhamneggs5253 Steam doesn't make games, Valve does.

[@odest_yt]

@@cardinalhamneggs5253 steam is just a browser for games, they didnt make games. other game developers did.

[@IrfuTuber]

stop manupilating our brians its is worng You are not corect. Btw im rteally beter in gramer ok? Btw L + ratio + Bzso

[@rohs4550]

@@IrfuTuber I really can't tell if ur being sarcastic or being for real xD

[@viruspokegamer129]

4:24 As someone who can read German. Not only do your pronounciations make this top tier, the translation makes the whole bit 100x better.

[@gamesgallore2117]

What does it translate to?

[@Zephcore02]

@@gamesgallore2117 dear guests, Please do not forget your key if you leave the room.

[@fallensparrow6402]

German spoken like that sounds like simlish

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@fallensparrow6402 German written looks like simlish to me

[@thesnep4757]

I am not German nor am I fluent or conversational, but I have enough of a grasp on the language to know that how it was pronounced hurt me greatly...

[@detectiverowlet3510]

This was just 17 and a half minutes of Jack having a mental breakdown. This is the content I subscribed for

[@PsychoSeven]

Same

[@carrotlovesfrogs6827]

Same here

[@happybaby7839]

YAY, FANART IS BACK! admittedly, i do miss when the VAs acknowledged the art in the vid, but grateful nonetheless!

[@kooshikoosheiji8565]

a really smart way to get the fanarts back in the video

[@KogasaTatara514]

@@kooshikoosheiji8565 didn't expect to see you here

[@kooshikoosheiji8565]

@@KogasaTatara514 well duh thats because i made myself clear!

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

Wait, when did the fanart appear? O.o

[@Impulse001]

@@Noblesse_Sapphire At 0:30, to the right.

[@nessyno-name3855]

4:08 The way Jack pronounces the German text here really sounds like he's speaking Simlish.

[@auntiem0thman]

Fun (probably lame) fact: they basically mixed a bunch of different languages together to create Simlish, that's why it can sound a lot like certain foreign languages at a random listen.

[@Ms3queen]

I actually knew a cat once whose thoughts likely included “Must claws grinding!” She was…not normal. She woke up every day and chose violence.

[@crazedgunman9005]

Player one: Okay, just put down the box man I think you're a stroke. Player two: (eyes turn red) USE UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF THE GUARDIANS!

[@ahmadfaris8044]

That "please do not give up on toilet paper " cracks me up, it's like they want us to use the same piece over and over again

[@axelbelanger2981]

We all know Jack is mentally well

[@rockinrootbeer1795]

5:48 Fun fact: Defcon 5 is the lowest level of urgency, and it can mean everything is "normal." Defcon 1, on the other hand, can mean "nuclear war imminent." The more you know~!

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

7:10 The English part is misspelled, but 'No pasar reunión' is Spanish. Means 'No entry, meeting'.

[@clownwreck]

"do not empty your dog here" is a clever way to say "don't let your dog shit on my lawn"

[@michealmistilteinn]

This is the subreddit of pure spelling mistakes. We cannot escape the spelling mistakes. No wonder grammar teachers go insane.

[@jabberwocky9525]

45⁰

[@Periwinkleaccount]

@@jabberwocky9525 °

[@trexindominus8119]

@@Periwinkleaccount.

[@viddork]

Grammar teachers? Do those still exist?

[@bonczy5990]

@@viddork wait there were grammar teachers?

[@fiddlepattt]

I’m so glad fanart is back!!! It’s so nice that this channel listens to their fans! Ngl, emkay’s videos have always cheered me up. Keep going Mkay, you deserve so many subs!

[@EmKay]

Thank you so much!!

[@IrfuTuber]

*EmKay

[@UzaziSprout]

@@IrfuTuber 'mkay

[@timerchannelofficial]

I've never heard someone so angry about the price of five bedrooms.

[@tttITA10]

8:59 - It... it is a song by the Beatles... IT IS FREAKING WRITTEN ON THE CAP.

[@anakinlalwani4806]

I love that pop-up of fanart on the side

[@Blancodraws]

Yeah, now everyone sees it and emkay doesn't lose watch time, it's a win-win

[@disappointmentsanddisgrace1210]

Ok, lemme be a lil linguistic freak here because i love the way humans made grammar work for different languages. Ok so the German one makes perfect sense in German and i know everyone knows but the grammar of German works in a way that, translated word for word, that's a correct translation because in German you can club words into clauses in a way you can't in English because of the way negation works. Now, Nicht= Not And basically it said Please you forget, when leaving the room, your key not. So because they put in in a paragraph aka broke the lines down, Google (i assume it's Google translate) took it as separate lines and then corrected the grammar. So no one is at fault AT ALL and i think there's hilarity and beauty in that.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

I mean, that was the more or less clear part, what about the castle ghosts though?

[@RitaGawr]

​@@comradewindowsill4253 That was meant as a joke. You know how most of the time, these messages are signed by "The management"? This time, they intended it to look like this message was singed by "the ghost of the castle". I assume it is from a hotel located in an old castle or something like that. :)

[@zacmayes2802]

This is the most chaotic thing I've ever seen *Please make more of this*

[@netkat7486]

The more I listen to Jack the more I think I might be required to testify in some kind of weird trial.

[@truckkunismylordandsaviour]

Same but I'll be the extra judge who'll take over because *something* happened to the first one

[@overchoicings5809]

hopefully not amber heard's

[@netkat7486]

@@overchoicings5809 a lot weirder, a lot less bed poop.

[@vvireless4214]

9:18 This is why Jack is the best. We have the same humor. Sometimes I'll sit through Robin's, cuz he's funny too, and Lexi's occasionally, but I'll gobble up as much of that snack that smiles back as I can. You sir are a legend. Also I feel bad for his editors. They're legends too.

[@viddork]

What about their legends?

[@vvireless4214]

@@viddork fixed it

[@hunterball902]

Someone made the effort to ship a hat from China, someone made the effort to source materials for a hat. Yet no-one made the æ ffort to write a single word.

[@truckkunismylordandsaviour]

Thank you, Mr Jack. For being a snack, as always. Even if we don't get to hear you admit it.

[@humanreal1809]

E

[@loki4807]

@@humanreal1809 I understad what he say but imposibl to say it corect becows r/Engrish🤪

[@PumpkidWasTaken]

@@humanreal1809 AND

[@Ferrari255GTO]

@@PumpkidWasTaken *baguette*

[@ForestTheBulbasaur]

Did not expect another Pokémon here- °-°

[@chrisc6857]

Cheers to the 'Greek Fire' response. Honestly, a number of these come across to me as technically correct translations worded wrong due to the person applying the correct grammar from their own language, not knowing English grammar is different.

[@chelseasheehan9227]

4:15 My device translated it to “Dear Hotel Guests. Please don’t forget your key when leaving the room! Irish Castle Spirits.” ….. Yeah I’m also confused on the “Irish Castle Spirts” part. Is the hotel HAUNTED!?

[@TheElfiestElf]

That toilet paper skit was amazing.

[@ahmadmazbouh]

5:15 don't use this elevator: ❌❌❌ don't use this life: ✔✔✔

[@leo_swap]

"no pasar, reunion" is actually the way "do not enter, meeting" is write in Spanish 👍

[@mrr1132]

I'm probably the only person to see "no pasar, reunion" as a JRPG quest. "Prevent the Pasar from gathering at their 1000 year reunion, or the world is DOOMED!" Maybe I shouldn't drink, and watch Emkay... or drink more.

[@venkat.vraman4779]

@@mrr1132 maybe but that’s a cool quest :0

[@thaumoking9947]

was about to say that glad someone did before me because I would have been a bit late

[@viddork]

Surely you meant "miting"?

[@Zaroni_]

I am just happy to see fan art being shown again.

[@ireneparkin3360]

Yes.

[@avoidthevo1d]

"Do NOT support Charing for laptop" They probably tried spelling "charging". At least that makes the most sense

[@traumatizedbysmile8399]

So if Robin’s a bird, Jack’s bread? You’ll get it when you watch a part of the video. If Jack’s bread, he’s still a snack :).

[@Aras14]

@@isappycracks I have snacked bread multiple times...

[@isappycracks]

@@Aras14 i will poison the next bread you eat with uranium

[@bothenumberblockslogoedito1339]

r/engrish

[@traumatizedbysmile8399]

@@isappycracks I- I Kinda understand some parts of what you’re saying but your English-

[@isappycracks]

@@traumatizedbysmile8399 its breadcause i'n bri ish mate

[@kessiniktange8861]

4:25 I love how it's signed "Your castle ghosts".

[@swaenwall]

I remember the joke when a guy go to the cashier with five cans of beer and ask the employee, "how much?" then the employee just answered "what, are you blind? of course there's 5 of'em!"

[@lisachiappetti6092]

"Because you can't be fortified in your success if you ain't gagging a little bit." -emkay 2022

[@Blockschrott]

the Song on the head from 9:00 really exists, there are just a few words twisted... Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown): I once had a girl Or should I say she once had me She showed me her room Isn't it good Norwegian wood? She asked me to stay And she told me to sit anywhere So I looked around And I noticed there wasn't a chair I sat on the rug Biding my time Drinking her wine We talked until two And then she said "It's time for bed" She told me she worked In the morning and started to laugh I told her I didn't And crawled off to sleep in the bath And when I awoke I was alone This bird had flown So I lit a fire Isn't it good Norwegian wood?

[@stephaniegenso]

4:48 if my Japanese is correct, this says “Don and Cat” Not sure why they used kyatto instead of neko though…

[@Quitobito]

Don't try to translate it. That's literally just the English words "don't cat" spelled out in kana.

[@shotosynthesis312]

The Beatles hat is just a misspelling of the lyrics to their song "Norwegian Wood" it's actually a good song

[@Crow_Smith]

Jack: How are we not talking about the Chef's Confused Chicken? Tenderloin steak: rolled string vegetable, Panorama Sauce

[@VDYT]

4:28 I never thought I would see an r/danidev post on Emkay

[@arandomrathalos5495]

I feel like Jack would make a great actor with all the accents he can do

[@toastybuns277]

Jack is so fun to listen to! he has the kind of humor that I adore and it works so well for Subreddits like this.

[@kirithia]

This episode is really well done! I love the way you brought the fan art back. I love it when the content is so insane that there has to be an audible apology to the editor, and the minigame was awesome.

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

Why is no one talking about Jack's brilliant recipe for "Chef's confused chicken"? I want a dish and i want it incorporated to every Gordon Ramsay restaurants' menu around the world

[@MCAlexisYT]

Is it just me or I laughed too hard at "Chef's confused chicken"?

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

2:26 "Are you dead?"

[@artfart7780]

Some random 11 year old depressed emo kid who thinks he's dead inside, despite not even being a teen yet (not even that depressing): Yes

[@spamuel98]

7:13 the second half is in spanish, the literal translation is "do not pass meeting," but since a lot of spanish tends to be contextual it probably translates to "don't interrupt the meeting." Other languages don't belong on r/engrish, get it together Reddit!

[@seirraloesch8208]

Hello Carat!

[@theghostnarwhal9187]

The first part of it was bad english

[@olivercharles2930]

Are you fucking blind? At the top it literally says "mitin in progrest", which IS engrish.

[@theghostnarwhal9187]

@@olivercharles2930 calm down there are nicer ways to say things

[@olivercharles2930]

@@theghostnarwhal9187 no

[@viddork]

12:36 The reading of #5 was absolutely hilarious!

[@storyseeker3809]

the way he read the german sign at 4:09 killed me 😂

[@avianna7738]

5:30 I need a “hope you like cat” doormat at my front door immediately.

[@ChaseMC215]

I think Jack turned into a demon briefly during that box scene

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

Love the new fanart format!! keep up the great work Emkay!

[@GingerSnape46]

Jack is a total nutcase and I love him.

[@kevin4061]

Ok, I love the idea of Karen just going around bashing people on the head with a moderate or left wing view.

[@SpyInDisguise1]

1:29 sounds like a reference to the video "average greek vs. turk debate"

[@mizukittyakinyama]

2:06 that's me, a guitar

[@madhonib]

Hi, @8:38 I know how the Kayne fans that do not know who, Paul McCartney is, on that hat are the words to the song, Norwegian Wood, the first few lines of the first verse, "I once had a girl, or should it say she one" then it jumps to the very last line of the stance... "Isn't it good Norwegian wood?"Then it jumps to "She asked me to stay And she told me to sit anywhere" The song is not long, but this is beyond bad English... It is so sloppy, hahahahaha... So they didn't just c&p it... And my grammar sucks!!! This stuff cracks me up like eggs... Just cause it is one weird song, that has puzzled people for decades, "I once had a girl Or should I say she once had me She showed me her room Isn't it good Norwegian wood? She asked me to stay And she told me to sit anywhere So I looked around And I noticed there wasn't a chair I sat on a rug biding my time Drinking her wine We talked until two and then she said "It's time for bed" She told me she worked In the morning and started to laugh I told her I didn't And crawled off to sleep in the bath And when I awoke I was alone This bird had flown So I lit a fire Isn't it good Norwegian wood? That is the song. It is so weird, why would anyone put that on a hat? MHO peace

[@jimmydesouza4375]

3:20 Does the narrator actually say hamburgers are made of pork? He did! That's legitimately worse than half of the misspellings in the video lmao.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

what, can they not be? I thought it was like sausages- anything you can hunt down that seems vaguely edible goes into the grinder, and the ground meat goes into a patty.

[@jimmydesouza4375]

@@comradewindowsill4253 No, hamburgers as a general term refers to hamburger sandwiches with beef patties. The name is from the city Hamburg. Hamburgers can have other patties but the default is beef, and usually non beef hamburgers will have other names to differentiate them (ie sausage burger). To assume pork is very odd.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@jimmydesouza4375 maybe he thought 'ham' in 'hamburger' = pork

[@mohammadalsaqqaf4728]

If i got a nickel for everytime someone misspelled a word, i would be able to get a gold ring, bracelet, and necklace for my mom

[@PopeIvanThe11th]

And as promised, after a bit of wait, the fanart is back. I wadn't thinking it will be like this, but i like it.

[@badatgaming9905]

10:48 I mean. Depending on what the "frosting" is it could also be salty.

[@Isabel-lq3sb]

E A T . . . S M O O O R E S!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I almost suffocated at that part

[@VladimirJacinthe]

That sign had smart red flag idk where to start😂😂

[@balajoo7844]

we want the emkay intro where the narrator says a punchline

[@bonczy5990]

9:29 * Sonic the hedgehog ring sound * * Super mario bros 3 coin appears * wait thats illegal

[@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877]

I like how they are adding the fanart again and how how they are adding it. Who knows we might get more than one an episode with the right setup!

[@UrvineSpiegel]

9:38 When the squad throws you under a bus you were driving.

[@pine_demon]

Technically 5:30 is correct if youre asking whether theyd enjoy some cat... for dinner

[@ArcanineEspeon]

17:06 Well, now I'm pumped to watch an action flick starting one-liners from the woman who is going to "make things a little less toxic 😎."

[@Kitten_Me1023]

My favorite thing to do in the morning is to jump in bed get all cozy and then start playing emkay videos on my laptop

[@ELIJAAHHHH]

me randomly having problems with replacing letters with a space due to muscle memory

[@Justalittleguy3848]

6:58 my sister is an amazing at calligrapy and I am amazing at colours so combine it and you have an amazing artist .

[@vibez3453]

Can we please have the voice actors react to fan art, it makes it feel like they are listening to the community and makes us feel more involved

[@themidnightbanshee5927]

If I introduced my English teacher to r/English she would set the site on fire for improper grammar

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

yeah r/english has bad grammar, r/engrish has the best grammar

[@themidnightbanshee5927]

Ah yes sorry my mistake I had autocorrect on so it autocorrected it

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@themidnightbanshee5927 u ruined it ;c

[@themidnightbanshee5927]

Yee

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

I love how the fanart is added in! :D

[@lecroissantgirl1018]

6:47 the reverb effect when his voice went up like 10 octaves was just *chef's kiss*

[@hollisyeano1397]

13:50 can we talk about the Beef Swarovski, you know Beef Crystal with lead in it for seasoning

[@RookwingsKirk]

Jack, I wish I was your neighbour, I love your uploads but I bet it's even funnier hearing you create them... XD

[@ephrysanthosh1014]

I don't know how but you guys make me laugh till my stomach ache Love your vids

[@Calipsopawzz]

Emkay removing the outro: :( Emkay making memes in the editing: :) Emkay making the fanart back by making it pop-out: :D Edit: Wow! Emkay hearted! Thank you all so much! Edit2: Emkay unhearted

[@chaneII]

He didn't though

[@Calipsopawzz]

@@chaneII oops

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

Fun fact: in Turkish confused, shaken, complex and mixed are the same word lol idk if the original menu was made by turks but i think that explains the confused chicken

[@comradewindowsill4253]

13:10 Russian sank, actually. Twice, even, as of May 11

[@igemily]

1:52 Alexander the Terrible

[@feralwerebeast2287]

The house wasn't for rent, they were renting the rooms individually. It was $250 a month to share a house with at least four other people.

[@skybuprofen9834]

Hearing this man butcher German to that degree was painful

[@minamcvinnie4629]

14:30 gotta check this place out, apparently they teach 'ninja', too

[@xylophone_888]

thanks for giving fanart and introduction back btw! now it's good and nice like good old emkay days it may be different but it's here :)

[@CesarTheKingVA]

This must have been both a blast and a nightmare to record

[@moonburn_the_lynx9099]

THEY BROUGHT THE FANART BACK, FOLKS! THAE BROGHT DA FANARD BACCCCCCCC *agressively passes away idk why I'm too thrilled rn*

[@threshfromd11]

Jacks German wasn't even that bad lol

[@anoyola7299]

The fanart: **exists** Me, who literally drew this guy into a Kirby: I also made some too! :D

[@flavioromano8754]

9:16 "An Organisation of the disable for the disable by the disable" actually no word was misspelled. Organisation with an S is a brit spelling of the word. disable is also correct.

[@andrewollmann304]

They probably meant “disabled,” though. Like, people with cognitive, or physical disabilities.

[@kitty667]

15:22 Chicken Little Lol

[@rosanafalcao4038]

12:36 this actually made me laugh hard

[@hydrogenbomb7277]

He makes it look so hard they said it's hard they said Me dies it faster than her : I should eat more

[@hydrogenbomb7277]

7:58

[@link1207]

Jack, keep doing what you do please. I laughed too much.

[@isappycracks]

theres a huge hot dog truck in my city called "john's hot sausages" thats it

[@xnamkcor]

I suspect he might not be familiar with the Beatles song "Norwegian Wood".

[@elongated_cat]

4:14 the way you pronounced the german part psychically pained me lmfao-

[@lightsup55]

4:07 It is in German and it says (translated using the Google Lens app so I don't have to manually type it): Dear guests, Please forget when leaving the room not your key!! Your castle ghosts

[@akiradaichi3780]

3:20 best impression of Wade from GTA V i've ever seen

[@thisissoepic6698]

i sure love nudgets

[@thekatkotever]

me too!

[@SiberiaMCNuggets]

Chickey nudgey supremacy

[@isappycracks]

same but the u is a i and the dg are two g's and the ts is ers