r/Funnysigns | someone pls explain.

[@violingineer7862]

Fun fact: there are mouth pipettes that you operate with suction from your mouth. Hiccup = it is now in your mouth. Technically not swallowing, still bad.

[@nikkia9506]

Just came here to tell him that. Neither version should be used by anyone with hiccups.

[@Ramsey276one]

11:12 you have been rescued, good fellow! ;)

[@chroniclesofoddities8893]

​@@p-__wha

[@blue-dreams7280]

I thought it was about hiccuping and accidentally squeezing the pipette and spilling whatever they are working on tbh

[@sleepydemon516]

@@chroniclesofoddities8893it’s a bot

[@miigon9117]

11:16 for the "hiccups and pipettes don't mix" rule: it's because mouth pipetting is a thing that people did and a hiccup will mean you drink that delicious chemistry juice. Yes it's as dangerous and stupid as it sounds and no we don't do it anymore.

[@taffingtonboathouse5754]

There's a bot eh

[@TheChronova]

reported for misinformation :o)

[@TheChronova]

also you can stop hiccups by telling yourself "i am not a fish" i havent had to deal with hiccups in a while

[@HylianHo3]

​@@TheChronova why

[@Ziorac]

@@HylianHo3 It's a thing Hank Green said. Hiccups are thought to be because 'we' used to have gills, but we obviously don't any more, so if you just think 'I am not a fish' you remind your body it doesn't need to hiccup. It's a joke.

[@pleasegivesoup]

how close Jack was to naming the skunk pokemon 'Stunky" in regard to the fart squirrels is driving me insane

[@DccToon]

stop trying to be a fart squirrel@@p-__

[@awesomenate3058]

@@p-__Nobody needed to know

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

​@@p-__ At least you commented on a relevant comment

[@wisest-pineapple]

why are people saying this he mentioned farts in one post

[@LotsaYoutubeys]

@@p-__ *who the hell asked*

[@MoonbeamPony]

14:25 It's even better than that. They didn't make just one movie with shark tornadoes, they made SIX. In the third one, they GO TO SPACE AND USE A REAGAN-ERA LASER SATELLITE TO DESTROY THE TORNADOES. In the last one they actually GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT THE MOVIES FROM EVER HAPPENING.

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

Thank you for putting that entire series on my watch list

[@desaug]

thats now on my bucket list

[@andersonjoshua18]

The store at 13:20 - "Do you *need* that?" "Nah, I just thought it looked cool." "Oh, well if you just *want* it then we sell it."

[@gattasara]

Yeah lol

[@MagicianFairy]

Jack reverting to a pre teen voice had me dying. And like.. him struggling to figure out what you "don't need" with a giant inflatable alien right dead center in the picture.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Hahaha yeah

[@jasperjazzie]

i beg to differ, i absolutely need one of those (and i actually own one lol)

[@MacheTheFerret]

4:12 "no seriously, sit on this for a bit" i thought that was the problem we were trying to solve here

[@mmario2979]

yeah, the phrasing could have benefited from some... reconsideration

[@maledictionwolf]

13:29 SCP is surprisingly accurate, this is a tourist gift shop in Roswell, NM, just outside Area 51.

[@tezla1530]

there is also an SCP titled "Inconvenience Store" which, fittingly, you cannot find what you need in, but only other items

[@sylverscale]

4:14 Sit on this for a bit? I see what you did there, Jack. 😂

[@GalaxyFoxx418]

​@@p-__What... Did I just... Read?

[@tworossfedermansinatrenchcoat]

12:05 It's a town called Cumming. They're very proud of their name, too, whit the local Walmart selling "Cummingopoly."

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

"Where do you live?" "Me? I live in the Cumming town."

[@silvertarot25]

There's at least 2 in the US, one in IA & one in GA. IA one has shirts that say "I ♥ Cumming". Yes they know.

[@frypanini]

14:54 This is a sign on Ryan Island, just below the Ryan Dam on the Missouri River in Montana. The 8 short blasts would be to warn of a dam failure.

[@griffingirl5805]

13:43 the loophole hereisto tell the SCP store that you “want” something, instead of “needing” something

[@Schrodingers_kid]

22:28 I'm a lawyer and most of my professors are either well respected lawyers or used to be well respected lawyers that got caught commiting a crime and are working as professors due temporary legal restrictions on what jobs they can have

[@kodoku7599]

Jack and r/Funnysigns is a mix I simultaneously want more and less of. More, because Jack. Less, because the editor doesn't deserve what Jack inflicts upon them.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Yeah hahaha

[@kirillzakharov7336]

so, in other words, more, because Jack. Less, because Jack.

[@midnightstracktwo]

Jack’s narration makes this so hilarious. the pipette one almost has me in tears

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Hahaha, yeah

[@davidlionheart2438]

Especially his mispronunciation of it.

[@Nightfire613]

My sister has a sign on her door that says “No Solicitors (Except Girl Scouts)” and Tamale Lady gives the same energy.

[@TheEphjanGamer]

Haha I thought of my old next door neighbor when I read that. Maybe we knew the same person.

[@commalob]

13:34 “Awe man, I actually don’t need these. Can you put them back?”

[@TikkaQrow]

11:29 Mouth pipetting is a thing, (use your checks/tongue in place of rubber bulb for even more control) (can be very unsafe depending and the fluid your using a pipette for)

[@miigon9117]

21:35 those quotes in Chinese are just as funny: "Looks like silk and art from a far, looks like pork chop from nearby."

[@President_Starscream]

The grinch definitely was a sympathetic villain.

[@wisest-pineapple]

STOP

[@Jadriam]

12:11 there's a ridiculously high chance that isn't photoshopped. There are cities near me with that name [careful phrasing due to youtube comment section] and it's very VERY likely they knew what they were getting away with.

[@ordinaryk]

Fun fact: There's a mineral called Cummingtonite. It's named after Cummington, Massachusetts, where it was first discovered.

[@WindriderDelta]

7:39 As someone who has pet ducks, I can confirm their feet do go SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP on flat surfaces.

[@matildarose]

7:13 i want my block protected by Darkwing Duck. He knows what it's like to have a midlife crisis.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

frfr

[@johnchandler80]

To the editor, Thanks for putting The Owl House theme in at 24:42 . When The Owl House theme when off I started looking for my phone in a panic. It's my ringtone and alarm in the morning. LOL😂

[@RandomKenny]

That was Jack, he hard baked it into his narration so I couldn't remove it. I don't even know what The Owl House is

[@BethAnnMayberry]

Gravity Falls is my favorite, but The Owl House is a VERY close second. The fact that you have it as a ringtone brings me way more joy than it should. You're awesome.

[@thelunchlady8276]

@@BethAnnMayberry Don't forget Over the Garden Wall!

[@eclipsethewinterwolf6536]

NO I THOUGHT THE SHOW STARTED PLAYING SENSE I WAS WATCHINNG IT ERLIER AND I WAS CONFUSED ALSO PANICKING SLIGHTLY AS WELL

[@bleghq]

OMG

[@Goldninja100gn]

23:18 There is a local brewery in my city that is like this. The owner said dogs behave more than most children, so dogs are welcome there. My work is also similar to this, except it isn't because dogs are well-behaved compared to children, it is just children are a liability and dogs are cute. Probably also because the founders named a brand under their business after their dogs.

[@SquishySenpai]

04:14 He really said "sit on this for a bit" and kept a completely straight face. I could never pull that off. 😂

[@cillianennis9921]

I just love the mysogonist thing being written under a tomscott video on we sent garlic to the edge of space & ate it.

[@Meximagician]

14:12 Find a person who needs something else from the shop, have them buy your item while you buy theirs, then trade.

[@infinitinfernovortex5142]

May I ask if anyone's accidentally tripped over a stick before while walking their dog and then it simultaneously combusts while you accidentally walk into a military grade base in steel 32 atomic bombs?

[@Quisii0]

@@p-__are you okay

[@AntiLikeBeggarSoldier]

my farts are better than EmKay’s farts 💨

[@scarletto99]

​@@AntiLikeBeggarSoldierare you okay

[@infinitinfernovortex5142]

What the hell

[@lindaanderson4513]

My farts are better than EmKay's farts 💨

[@overforest1195]

15:00 As there is a name of an energy company in the corner of the sign, I'd assume there is a power plant nearby, and the blasts is an emergency alarm for if something has gone very wrong and is about to explode. Either that, or as the sign states its an island, maybe the island is a tourist attraction with no residential areas and the only way on or off the island becomes submerged at high tide, and the blasts are the warning that the tide is coming in.

[@r_ike4626]

We all love when Jaddy fills us with happiness and joy to make us feel warm inside...

[@Quisii0]

@@p-__ okay..............?

[@AntiLikeBeggarSoldier]

my farts are better than EmKay’s farts 💨

[@Jason_Chicken]

okay and why you ask anyways also another thing atleast my farts don't stink @@AntiLikeBeggarSoldier

[@Jason_Chicken]

@@p-__ dumb bots

[@alekzazza3337]

​@@AntiLikeBeggarSoldierokay..........?

[@alys__drummer]

8:54 my barbers has a similar sign to this: “unattended children will be sold to the circus” Not nearly as good as this one but made me laugh first time I saw it XD

[@reesewhittington6778]

14:21 "Hey, do yall have product? I *want* some."

[@cierraswanson9811]

"Tastes like Cinco" translated to "Tastes like 5" because... 5pm is happy hour. It's a Bud Light.

[@Just_a_commenter]

1:27 Jaddy pointing out the woes of an oversized phallus certainly jogged my memory of [REDACTED CHANNEL]... Namely when the two hosts were using Play Doh and fashioned it into a large and intimidatingly heavy psuedo-weenie and womped it onto a table. Man, I miss that channel. Still got the merch tho :3

[@AntiLikeBeggarSoldier]

my farts are better than EmKay’s farts 💨

[@caramulligan1836]

Omg, I forgot about that Memento Mori

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

It personally reminded me of the average furry porn art. Oh btw I hope you have an amazing day you awesome commenter :3!!

[@vanillathebard]

Momento mori ⌛

[@Just_a_commenter]

@@AlyxTheProtogen Truuuuuue. lol And thank you, Al3x. I hope you're having an awesome day as well!

[@tooneysailor]

"Not a body" Thats something a body would say...

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

W-... You're not wrong.

[@0BucketMask0]

12:01 In the first System Shock game you can accidentally wipe out all life on earth with a giant space lazer designed to mine planets by pressing a button before you're supposed to, and then the antagonist thanks you for doing her work for her lmao

[@RinkuChan333]

4:19 "Sit on it for a bit" Uhmmmm actually the sign says not to do that sooooooo

[@a1m4_yt]

I thought that exact same thing the second I heard it

[@thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552]

2:46 As a non binary person, I see this as an absolute win

[@Delmworks]

17:48 two kinds of people in the world: my first thought was “oh lord, he’s going to cause an accidental divorce”

[@MSRTA_Productions]

The editor deserves a break. Please give him a break.

[@Teabag3491]

​@@p-__now this kids is what we call a troll

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@p-__Don't do drugs and give your kids attention so this does not happen.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

​@@Milk-ck1wv Amen

[@elieli2893]

@@Milk-ck1wv Seriously, seeing all these comments in reply to the same username while their posts were already deleted is highly ominous :'D

[@reaganmonkey8]

11:11 To be fair, that image does look like a cartoon person swallowing a pipette.

[@erinjackson8119]

I can’t believe that William, the editor, put that much music from The Owl House opening. If this video isn’t struck down by Disney in the next week, it’s a miracle

[@DccToon]

i love it when emkay says "abidi" instead of a body

[@taffingtonboathouse5754]

A bot mate

[@GamepadStudios]

​@@taffingtonboathouse5754I just found out yesterday that he isn't a bot just a really annoying person

[@Srakch]

​@@GamepadStudios I refuse to believe that a person would genuinely act like this and not see anything wrong with it.

[@GamepadStudios]

@@Srakch they do have videos and sometimes respond when someone replies but it's the internet so anything is possible

[@KittyMax97]

“His evil will keep him warm” I’m dying 😂

[@anakomaru]

"APPEASE YOUR LESSER GOD WITH THE FLIP FLAP UP THE... The... is that metal?" Way to prove your potential lordship over the ducks, lmao

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

11:54 _insert joke about Cayde-6 hitting EVERY button_

[@GalaxyFoxx418]

"THEY'RE ALL RED!" - Cayde-6

[@zyriantel9601]

@@GalaxyFoxx418 “Then. Press. _ALL OF THEM._ “ -A very fed up Ghost

[@downside_]

4:10 “Just no seriously sit on this for a minute” Hmmmmm jack I think that’s the issue

[@calixtatepes]

Jack's bit about the tent pole was strangely and funnily uplifting and wholesome

[@marioborgen]

4:25 sitting on it is the reason of the sign

[@realadult3228]

You know somethings wrong when you walk into a bar and the owl house theme starts playing.

[@demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603]

Unnecessary necessities puzzle solution: compulsive spending, you get stuff you don't need, but then realise you did buy stuff that you needed, along with some useless trinkets

[@leeshajoi]

4:15 - "Sit on this for a bit." That is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what they're supposed to do, Jack.

[@mindopolis6089]

19:28 Easy Solution! Ahem... _goes diagonally_ Or! _goes sideways_

[@LUKEROBBINS-c8s]

14:14 The answer is clearly go there for someone else's needs, like getting them a birthday gift they want. You don't want the thing, in fact, you intend to not have the thing. Tell them this, and then gift it to yourself on your birthday. If all goes well, you will realize how lonely you are because you gave yourself a gift on your own birthday.

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

19:35 this made me literally suddenly double over in my kitchen, I was wheezing so hard ---lol, Jack I fuggin' love you, never change dude also as a sidenote: KZbinr Award this, KZbinr Plaque that--when's Emily gonna get her trophy for *her* service?? lord only knows what shenanigans this woman must witness every day...

[@thegamingrhino8318]

20:16 I WAS DRINKING WATER

[@jamesphillips2285]

16:35 That monitor is not going to last long with the vent holes covered.

[@coboldgedosch9475]

the sign at 16:10 is warning of barbed wire

[@sholmes4593]

Thanks!! I was searching for anyone commenting on minute 16.

[@ubertallcats]

4:14 SIT ON THIS LMAO jack you comedic genius

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

8:14 🤣 well, let it be said that we New-Yorkers do have a sense of humor (but seriously, watch your dogs and cats if a coyote is spotted in the area)

[@jorge_capivara7891]

4:14 "sit in this for a bit" looks like jack didn't read the sign

[@conlon4332]

4:11 Jack seemed to completely miss the double meaning of "sit on it".

[@_warcrimes]

4:08 "Sit on this for a bit." Didn't you just tell us not to do that?

[@zerrierslizer1]

13:37 quick workaround for this! walk in and say "i dont need anything. but i do want something."

[@KholodG]

F to editors mental health

[@VeMossMoth]

13:54 nah mate the real technic is stealing.

[@FFVison]

The pipette one was probably referring to the mouth pipettes. If you are sucking chemicals into a straw like device, you probably don't want to do so while you have hiccups otherwise it could cause you to accidentally suck chemicals into your mouth.

[@phoenixthings]

11:21 ..... *a word of this*

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Jack singing bits 13:07

[@Gamemaster-64]

* hear 7 blasts * Guess it's ok. * everyone evacuating cause there was actually 8 blasts *

[@Markyroson]

0:50 watch there be that one person with the freak accident where something similar to that actually happened....no one would ever believe them.

[@pw6949]

24:23 we all know that this will for sure get him off of everybody's radar because it will be cringe that the adults at their school are trying to associate him with eating your fruits and vegetables

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Editor Kenny definitely needs a raise

[@sweetcherry7759]

7:52 You seriously, _seriously_ need to apply for Voice Acting for like Disney or something, I’m not kidding - if you don’t I _will_ cry 🥺🩷

[@Alex_192.]

10:07 You actually see signs like that a lot in Herm, because of the same reason: bulls being in the field.

[@ZNEO3NZ]

9:47 its not the length of the tow rope, its the intricacy of the not you tie it in when you dock, and i have no clue how that translates.

[@MementoMori0915]

9:13 well…they really nailed that one. 😂😁😇 Okay I’ll leave. 😅

[@Kenya_Berry]

0:40 like that film where someone had his thing stuck in his fly for a scene

[@gabriellavedier9650]

Nkt gonna lie, I would feel one million percent more secure if my block was protected by Darkwing Duck.

[@jordanenby9734]

Me too.

[@Heavvyrain]

I love jack’s random bits it adds so much

[@s4sausage135]

i love how he gets the comment being typed not by typing under some emkay vid no under the "we sent galic bread to space then ate it" tomscott vid

[@s4sausage135]

@@p-__ da fuck?

[@alexia3552]

6:13 that is the hardest burn i have ever seen in my LIFE

[@CitrineGamer-1]

4:13 No, I think Sitting on those was the problem they were having.

[@mercuiredraws]

12:04 Just wanted to say, this is a Dunkin location in Cumming, Georgia. Yes, it's real.

[@j0eblden342]

"sit on this for a bit"? Isnt that the exact type of thing they were trying to STOP?

[@LincDoesStuff]

I like to say things like “ I TOTALLY didn’t hid your socks” to my sister because it sounds like I’m lying. My sister then attacks me and she gets told of when I didn’t even do anything. I didn’t even lie.

[@omegastar2508]

19:43 I liked it!

[@orosvildheim]

4:10 : "...seriously, sit on this for a bit..."...lol

[@gimok2k5]

Not sure what Tom Scott did at 2:50 to deserve that when talking about his space bread...? Was it not having enough garlic flavor?

[@laurabaumgartner3085]

Regarding the lab rules: good thing the Hermit Grian (from Hermitcraft or Secret Life) doesn't work there. He can't pass a button that says "Don't press". He just LOVES pushing buttons. 😂😂😂😂

[@EddieNoon]

15:10 My guess is that it's a warning signal, or something. I remember hearing a story about some people hearing something similar, and I believe it was a signal for a dam releasing water? I don't know, I'm probably misremembering- Either way, still a really eerie sign lol Edit: According to Reddit, the sign is for (Or is similar to the one for) Ryan Island, Montana, which is just below Ryan Dam. 8 blasts signals a possible dam failure.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

1:30 No, see, the heart isn't the problem, it's the blood total quantity.

[@EM-nm3dr]

4:47 "Let us eat you!" And IMMEDIATELY after I get a taco ad with the first thing i see being a man taking a big bite. 10/10 ad placement

[@CorlenoftheRoundTable]

12:15 as a Georgia resident, I believe they may be referring to Cumming, Georgia

[@malryhammoto3658]

There’s the stupid 😅11:01

[@Space-Milk]

4:10 “Sit on this for a bit” well done, jack

[@sonicwachowski9101]

8:06 was for coyote vs. acme

[@RenTheFen]

4:13 NO!!! *DONT* SIT ON IT!!! POOR CHOICE OF WORDS!!!

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

for those not in the know 0:22 918 is an Oklahoma area code when calling