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[@miigon9117]

11:16 for the "hiccups and pipettes don't mix" rule: it's because mouth pipetting is a thing that people did and a hiccup will mean you drink that delicious chemistry juice. Yes it's as dangerous and stupid as it sounds and no we don't do it anymore.

[@taffingtonboathouse5754]

There's a bot eh

[@TheChronova]

reported for misinformation :o)

[@TheChronova]

also you can stop hiccups by telling yourself "i am not a fish" i havent had to deal with hiccups in a while

[@HylianHo3]

​@@TheChronova why

[@Ziorac]

@@HylianHo3 It's a thing Hank Green said. Hiccups are thought to be because 'we' used to have gills, but we obviously don't any more, so if you just think 'I am not a fish' you remind your body it doesn't need to hiccup. It's a joke.

[@violingineer7862]

Fun fact: there are mouth pipettes that you operate with suction from your mouth. Hiccup = it is now in your mouth. Technically not swallowing, still bad.

[@nikkia9506]

Just came here to tell him that. Neither version should be used by anyone with hiccups.

[@Ramsey276one]

11:12 you have been rescued, good fellow! ;)

[@chroniclesofoddities8893]

​@@p-__wha

[@blue-dreams7280]

I thought it was about hiccuping and accidentally squeezing the pipette and spilling whatever they are working on tbh

[@sleepydemon516]

@@chroniclesofoddities8893it’s a bot

[@Cryptonitebandit]

I bet on the tastes like cinco. It means tastes like five (because five is cinco in Spanish). In other words, tastes like you should get/order five.

[@maluia6488]

4:13 "No seriously sit on this for a bit" I think thats actually not what they want, according to the sign at least

[@salazarslitherin1812]

Hey editor Kenny, are you by any chance a ToH fan? Bc I see what u did there w the “low flying owls”

[@rosiefay7283]

14:46 The trouble nowadays is that the "shit" that the activists oppose is "being gay" or "being trans".

[@SpiderDev-n4e]

fun fact: you can set fart on fire because its methane

[@lostmarbles209]

not a body. hilarious🤣🤣, I would be putting trash in It. With sign on, it's definitely a body😈😈😈😈

[@game-tips-101]

24:40 owl house. (IT was a great show tbh)

[@Charlesisbetter]

24:42 Why did the Owl house's theme start playing?

[@pleasegivesoup]

how close Jack was to naming the skunk pokemon 'Stunky" in regard to the fart squirrels is driving me insane

[@DccToon]

stop trying to be a fart squirrel@@p-__

[@awesomenate3058]

@@p-__Nobody needed to know

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

​@@p-__ At least you commented on a relevant comment

[@wisest-pineapple]

why are people saying this he mentioned farts in one post

[@LotsaYoutubeys]

@@p-__ *who the hell asked*

[@sylverscale]

4:14 Sit on this for a bit? I see what you did there, Jack. 😂

[@GalaxyFoxx418]

​@@p-__What... Did I just... Read?

[@kodoku7599]

Jack and r/Funnysigns is a mix I simultaneously want more and less of. More, because Jack. Less, because the editor doesn't deserve what Jack inflicts upon them.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Yeah hahaha

[@kirillzakharov7336]

so, in other words, more, because Jack. Less, because Jack.

[@MagicianFairy]

Jack reverting to a pre teen voice had me dying. And like.. him struggling to figure out what you "don't need" with a giant inflatable alien right dead center in the picture.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Hahaha yeah

[@andersonjoshua18]

The store at 13:20 - "Do you *need* that?" "Nah, I just thought it looked cool." "Oh, well if you just *want* it then we sell it."

[@gattasara]

Yeah lol

[@MacheTheFerret]

4:12 "no seriously, sit on this for a bit" i thought that was the problem we were trying to solve here

[@mmario2979]

yeah, the phrasing could have benefited from some... reconsideration

[@MSRTA_Productions]

The editor deserves a break. Please give him a break.

[@Teabag3491]

​@@p-__now this kids is what we call a troll

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@p-__Don't do drugs and give your kids attention so this does not happen.

[@fiusionmaster3241]

​@@Milk-ck1wv Amen

[@elieli2893]

@@Milk-ck1wv Seriously, seeing all these comments in reply to the same username while their posts were already deleted is highly ominous :'D

[@tworossfedermansinatrenchcoat]

12:05 It's a town called Cumming. They're very proud of their name, too, whit the local Walmart selling "Cummingopoly."

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

"Where do you live?" "Me? I live in the Cumming town."

[@silvertarot25]

There's at least 2 in the US, one in IA & one in GA. IA one has shirts that say "I ♥ Cumming". Yes they know.

[@MoonbeamPony]

14:25 It's even better than that. They didn't make just one movie with shark tornadoes, they made SIX. In the third one, they GO TO SPACE AND USE A REAGAN-ERA LASER SATELLITE TO DESTROY THE TORNADOES. In the last one they actually GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT THE MOVIES FROM EVER HAPPENING.

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

Thank you for putting that entire series on my watch list

[@desaug]

thats now on my bucket list

[@RinkuChan333]

4:19 "Sit on it for a bit" Uhmmmm actually the sign says not to do that sooooooo

[@maledictionwolf]

13:29 SCP is surprisingly accurate, this is a tourist gift shop in Roswell, NM, just outside Area 51.

[@tezla1530]

there is also an SCP titled "Inconvenience Store" which, fittingly, you cannot find what you need in, but only other items

[@Jadriam]

12:11 there's a ridiculously high chance that isn't photoshopped. There are cities near me with that name [careful phrasing due to youtube comment section] and it's very VERY likely they knew what they were getting away with.

[@ordinaryk]

Fun fact: There's a mineral called Cummingtonite. It's named after Cummington, Massachusetts, where it was first discovered.

[@midnightstracktwo]

Jack’s narration makes this so hilarious. the pipette one almost has me in tears

[@fiusionmaster3241]

Hahaha, yeah

[@davidlionheart2438]

Especially his mispronunciation of it.

[@President_Starscream]

The grinch definitely was a sympathetic villain.

[@wisest-pineapple]

STOP

[@griffingirl5805]

13:43 the loophole hereisto tell the SCP store that you “want” something, instead of “needing” something

[@tooneysailor]

"Not a body" Thats something a body would say...

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

W-... You're not wrong.

[@matildarose]

7:13 i want my block protected by Darkwing Duck. He knows what it's like to have a midlife crisis.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

frfr

[@frypanini]

14:54 This is a sign on Ryan Island, just below the Ryan Dam on the Missouri River in Montana. The 8 short blasts would be to warn of a dam failure.

[@infinitinfernovortex5142]

May I ask if anyone's accidentally tripped over a stick before while walking their dog and then it simultaneously combusts while you accidentally walk into a military grade base in steel 32 atomic bombs?

[@Quisii0]

@@p-__are you okay

[@AntiLikeBeggarSoldier]

my farts are better than EmKay’s farts 💨

[@scarletto99]

​@@AntiLikeBeggarSoldierare you okay

[@infinitinfernovortex5142]

What the hell

[@lindaanderson4513]

My farts are better than EmKay's farts 💨

[@TikkaQrow]

11:29 Mouth pipetting is a thing, (use your checks/tongue in place of rubber bulb for even more control) (can be very unsafe depending and the fluid your using a pipette for)

[@Nightfire613]

My sister has a sign on her door that says “No Solicitors (Except Girl Scouts)” and Tamale Lady gives the same energy.

[@TheEphjanGamer]

Haha I thought of my old next door neighbor when I read that. Maybe we knew the same person.

[@commalob]

13:34 “Awe man, I actually don’t need these. Can you put them back?”

[@Schrodingers_kid]

22:28 I'm a lawyer and most of my professors are either well respected lawyers or used to be well respected lawyers that got caught commiting a crime and are working as professors due temporary legal restrictions on what jobs they can have

[@MementoMori0915]

9:13 well…they really nailed that one. 😂😁😇 Okay I’ll leave. 😅

[@phoenixthings]

11:21 ..... *a word of this*

[@Legendary_Doge_Gaming]

A word about this

[@johnchandler80]

To the editor, Thanks for putting The Owl House theme in at 24:42 . When The Owl House theme when off I started looking for my phone in a panic. It's my ringtone and alarm in the morning. LOL😂

[@RandomKenny]

That was Jack, he hard baked it into his narration so I couldn't remove it. I don't even know what The Owl House is

[@BethAnnMayberry]

Gravity Falls is my favorite, but The Owl House is a VERY close second. The fact that you have it as a ringtone brings me way more joy than it should. You're awesome.

[@thelunchlady8276]

@@BethAnnMayberry Don't forget Over the Garden Wall!

[@eclipsethewinterwolf6536]

NO I THOUGHT THE SHOW STARTED PLAYING SENSE I WAS WATCHINNG IT ERLIER AND I WAS CONFUSED ALSO PANICKING SLIGHTLY AS WELL

[@bleghq]

OMG

[@WindriderDelta]

7:39 As someone who has pet ducks, I can confirm their feet do go SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP on flat surfaces.

[@miigon9117]

21:35 those quotes in Chinese are just as funny: "Looks like silk and art from a far, looks like pork chop from nearby."

[@marioborgen]

4:25 sitting on it is the reason of the sign

[@coboldgedosch9475]

the sign at 16:10 is warning of barbed wire

[@sholmes4593]

Thanks!! I was searching for anyone commenting on minute 16.

[@mindopolis6089]

19:28 Easy Solution! Ahem... _goes diagonally_ Or! _goes sideways_

[@thegamingrhino8318]

20:16 I WAS DRINKING WATER

[@KholodG]

F to editors mental health

[@reaganmonkey8]

11:11 To be fair, that image does look like a cartoon person swallowing a pipette.

[@malryhammoto3658]

There’s the stupid 😅11:01

[@cierraswanson9811]

"Tastes like Cinco" translated to "Tastes like 5" because... 5pm is happy hour. It's a Bud Light.

[@autisticwitch7581]

0:35 we all know what that means. Buy proper sex toys!

[@DccToon]

i love it when emkay says "abidi" instead of a body

[@taffingtonboathouse5754]

A bot mate

[@GamepadStudios]

​@@taffingtonboathouse5754I just found out yesterday that he isn't a bot just a really annoying person

[@Srakch]

​@@GamepadStudios I refuse to believe that a person would genuinely act like this and not see anything wrong with it.

[@GamepadStudios]

@@Srakch they do have videos and sometimes respond when someone replies but it's the internet so anything is possible

[@cillianennis9921]

I just love the mysogonist thing being written under a tomscott video on we sent garlic to the edge of space & ate it.

[@AsrielMustard]

11:49 what this botton do?

[@realadult3228]

You know somethings wrong when you walk into a bar and the owl house theme starts playing.

[@Just_a_commenter]

1:27 Jaddy pointing out the woes of an oversized phallus certainly jogged my memory of [REDACTED CHANNEL]... Namely when the two hosts were using Play Doh and fashioned it into a large and intimidatingly heavy psuedo-weenie and womped it onto a table. Man, I miss that channel. Still got the merch tho :3

[@AntiLikeBeggarSoldier]

my farts are better than EmKay’s farts 💨

[@caramulligan1836]

Omg, I forgot about that Memento Mori

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

It personally reminded me of the average furry porn art. Oh btw I hope you have an amazing day you awesome commenter :3!!

[@vanillathebard]

Momento mori ⌛

[@Just_a_commenter]

@@AlyxTheProtogen Truuuuuue. lol And thank you, Al3x. I hope you're having an awesome day as well!

[@Goldninja100gn]

23:18 There is a local brewery in my city that is like this. The owner said dogs behave more than most children, so dogs are welcome there. My work is also similar to this, except it isn't because dogs are well-behaved compared to children, it is just children are a liability and dogs are cute. Probably also because the founders named a brand under their business after their dogs.

[@Meximagician]

14:12 Find a person who needs something else from the shop, have them buy your item while you buy theirs, then trade.

[@thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552]

2:46 As a non binary person, I see this as an absolute win

[@r_ike4626]

We all love when Jaddy fills us with happiness and joy to make us feel warm inside...

[@Quisii0]

@@p-__ okay..............?

[@AntiLikeBeggarSoldier]

my farts are better than EmKay’s farts 💨

[@Jason_Chicken]

okay and why you ask anyways also another thing atleast my farts don't stink @@AntiLikeBeggarSoldier

[@Jason_Chicken]

@@p-__ dumb bots

[@alekzazza3337]

​@@AntiLikeBeggarSoldierokay..........?

[@downside_]

4:10 “Just no seriously sit on this for a minute” Hmmmmm jack I think that’s the issue

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

11:54 _insert joke about Cayde-6 hitting EVERY button_

[@GalaxyFoxx418]

"THEY'RE ALL RED!" - Cayde-6

[@zyriantel9601]

@@GalaxyFoxx418 “Then. Press. _ALL OF THEM._ “ -A very fed up Ghost

[@alice__drummer]

8:54 my barbers has a similar sign to this: “unattended children will be sold to the circus” Not nearly as good as this one but made me laugh first time I saw it XD

[@VeMossMoth]

13:54 nah mate the real technic is stealing.

[@Delmworks]

17:48 two kinds of people in the world: my first thought was “oh lord, he’s going to cause an accidental divorce”

[@sweetcherry7759]

7:52 You seriously, _seriously_ need to apply for Voice Acting for like Disney or something, I’m not kidding - if you don’t I _will_ cry 🥺🩷

[@SquishySenpai]

04:14 He really said "sit on this for a bit" and kept a completely straight face. I could never pull that off. 😂

[@a-guy_i_think]

7:18 i think i recognized that place as the university of seattle, might be wrong tho

[@gabriellavedier9650]

Nkt gonna lie, I would feel one million percent more secure if my block was protected by Darkwing Duck.

[@jordanenby9734]

Me too.

[@overforest1195]

15:00 As there is a name of an energy company in the corner of the sign, I'd assume there is a power plant nearby, and the blasts is an emergency alarm for if something has gone very wrong and is about to explode. Either that, or as the sign states its an island, maybe the island is a tourist attraction with no residential areas and the only way on or off the island becomes submerged at high tide, and the blasts are the warning that the tide is coming in.

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

8:14 🤣 well, let it be said that we New-Yorkers do have a sense of humor (but seriously, watch your dogs and cats if a coyote is spotted in the area)

[@reesewhittington6778]

14:21 "Hey, do yall have product? I *want* some."

[@omegastar2508]

19:43 I liked it!

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Jack singing bits 13:07

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

19:35 this made me literally suddenly double over in my kitchen, I was wheezing so hard ---lol, Jack I fuggin' love you, never change dude also as a sidenote: KZbinr Award this, KZbinr Plaque that--when's Emily gonna get her trophy for *her* service?? lord only knows what shenanigans this woman must witness every day...

[@anakomaru]

"APPEASE YOUR LESSER GOD WITH THE FLIP FLAP UP THE... The... is that metal?" Way to prove your potential lordship over the ducks, lmao

[@0BucketMask0]

12:01 In the first System Shock game you can accidentally wipe out all life on earth with a giant space lazer designed to mine planets by pressing a button before you're supposed to, and then the antagonist thanks you for doing her work for her lmao

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Editor Kenny definitely needs a raise

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

3:00 Was the editor watching a Tom Scott video while editing? If not, why on a Tom Scott video??? 😂

[@edwardsimpson119]

Ok, glad to see I wasn't the only one to notice!

[@KittyMax97]

“His evil will keep him warm” I’m dying 😂

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

1:30 No, see, the heart isn't the problem, it's the blood total quantity.

[@SBPepperminion]

7:00 A private event in the Men's room in an airport?

[@Ghostfighter797]

Beware the comment section

[@jamesphillips2285]

16:35 That monitor is not going to last long with the vent holes covered.

[@ubertallcats]

4:14 SIT ON THIS LMAO jack you comedic genius

[@erinjackson8119]

I can’t believe that William, the editor, put that much music from The Owl House opening. If this video isn’t struck down by Disney in the next week, it’s a miracle

[@jorge_capivara7891]

4:14 "sit in this for a bit" looks like jack didn't read the sign

[@FFVison]

The pipette one was probably referring to the mouth pipettes. If you are sucking chemicals into a straw like device, you probably don't want to do so while you have hiccups otherwise it could cause you to accidentally suck chemicals into your mouth.

[@s4sausage135]

i love how he gets the comment being typed not by typing under some emkay vid no under the "we sent galic bread to space then ate it" tomscott vid

[@s4sausage135]

@@p-__ da fuck?

[@ZNEO3NZ]

9:47 its not the length of the tow rope, its the intricacy of the not you tie it in when you dock, and i have no clue how that translates.

[@N1RV4N4F4N]

6:02 I just went on the toilet

[@robogamin9613]

4:13 No, I think Sitting on those was the problem they were having.

[@gimok2k5]

Not sure what Tom Scott did at 2:50 to deserve that when talking about his space bread...? Was it not having enough garlic flavor?

[@ivorynk752]

2:55 Wait, is there actually a video where you sent garlic bread to the edge of space?

[@rohesilmnelohe]

yup

[@demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603]

Unnecessary necessities puzzle solution: compulsive spending, you get stuff you don't need, but then realise you did buy stuff that you needed, along with some useless trinkets

[@Micaelangel07]

My university ordered a giant sculpture/sign in bronze and misspelled the Latin phrase. This was for the language department

[@Alex_192.]

14:39 Want is different from need.

[@calixtatepes5225]

Jack's bit about the tent pole was strangely and funnily uplifting and wholesome

[@Markyroson]

0:50 watch there be that one person with the freak accident where something similar to that actually happened....no one would ever believe them.

[@icewolf4640]

4:14 Poor choice of words

[@sylverscale]

Or perfect choice of words. 😂

[@leeshajoi]

4:15 - "Sit on this for a bit." That is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what they're supposed to do, Jack.

[@j0eblden342]

"sit on this for a bit"? Isnt that the exact type of thing they were trying to STOP?

[@bobtheimmortalyeti1471]

24:48 is that the fucking owl house intro?

[@Teabag3491]

Yup

[@bleghq]

YES

[@Kenya_Berry]

0:40 like that film where someone had his thing stuck in his fly for a scene