r/Engrish | unable to eat...... what,

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EmKay

EmKay

2 жыл бұрын

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@vanhornish
@vanhornish 2 жыл бұрын
Robin is the best narrator for this. His voice when he’s confused has me rolling every time.
@SyrianFifaAddict
@SyrianFifaAddict 2 жыл бұрын
R/agreed
@Bushment.
@Bushment. 2 жыл бұрын
@@SyrianFifaAddict You agreeing with OP or the comment above you?
@shreekingthing
@shreekingthing 2 жыл бұрын
Funny ugh I'm in by bunny uni buy hubby but buying by ugh hubby txt hmmmm king b Bobby g by hubby but tv think in dress d see hubby by erect bruh try tv etc fry hugging but by by you ugh by not huh fun bikini inn ninja j ugh h h h h ugh h h h h h h h uni buying b
@asumedude6668
@asumedude6668 2 жыл бұрын
I personally like Lexi but you are entitled to your Opinion
@vanhornish
@vanhornish 2 жыл бұрын
@@asumedude6668 i love her too 💕
@Lawsonomy1
@Lawsonomy1 2 жыл бұрын
I once heard a non-native English speaker say that they used to think that f**k was just a word people said to emphasize something and they didn't understand that it had a meaning on its own because of how people would use it all the time in movies/TV. It wasn't till they lived in America for a while that they got corrected on that. I think that's how some of these happen.
@Llortnerof
@Llortnerof 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's mostly that things get translated by somebody using a (probably not very good) dictionary who doesn't speak the language and just picks a translation at random. Which gets... odd, when it comes to idioms and euphemisms. Think about it, what would most people understand when you say you just "did" your significant other? Problem is, they then use this translation for everything. That's also why this is particularly common in languages that work very differently from the original, like with Chinese and English.
@Lawsonomy1
@Lawsonomy1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Llortnerof You do a lot of traveling or are you just guessing? I happen to know a big problem in Japan is they teach English in there k-12 system but there English curriculum is universal recognized to be broken and does not focus on the spoken language but instead teaches to these bizarre standardized test that don't really correlate to actual English knowledge. So the problem is the Japanese school system produces thousands of highly educated Japanese businesses men and women who think they can speak English when they can't. So the Engaleshu is strong in Japan.
@Llortnerof
@Llortnerof 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lawsonomy1 You realise that you're describing something functionally similar to what i said? Besides, that's not much different from school systems elsewhere. Training for tests instead of for actual use.
@Ikajo
@Ikajo 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lawsonomy1 That's pretty much the problem in all of South East Asia...
@BeckyNosferatu
@BeckyNosferatu 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lawsonomy1 Save for most of these translations aren't Japanese, they're Chinese.
@pageturner2958
@pageturner2958 2 жыл бұрын
6:35 just when we thought mistakenly saying "you too" to someone in an inappropriate situation couldn't be topped
@CameronReape
@CameronReape Жыл бұрын
Oof
@amper_not_ampere
@amper_not_ampere 2 жыл бұрын
3:15 There are a 2 pretty similar words in russian: *тесть* and *тесто* *Тесть* means "father-in-law", and *тесто* means dough. Sometimes these words can be written completely similar to each other (like "*в тесте*" - means "in dough" and also can be translated as "in father-in-law")
@rfmerrill
@rfmerrill 2 жыл бұрын
1:29 There's a few good linguistics articles about this. Apparently the Chinese text is a little bit unusual to begin with, and whoever then translated it to English got confused by the use of simplified Chinese instead of traditional (simplified Chinese is used in mainland china, while traditional is used in Hong Kong, Taiwan and Macau). In simplified Chinese, the same character can mean both "empress/queen" and "after", but in traditional that character only means "empress". "Dry" and "do (fuck)" also were likewise combined into a single character.
@lick3227
@lick3227 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the info my dude. Hopefully this comment doesn't get too buried so others can see it too.
@mumujibirb
@mumujibirb 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, it appear whoever was translating used traditional Chinese translator to translate simplified Chinese
@BeckyNosferatu
@BeckyNosferatu 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly guessed it was just literal translation, and those words mean something else in their language. But knowing that it's multiple meanings, makes even more sense.
@adamb89
@adamb89 2 жыл бұрын
@@BeckyNosferatu Oh it gets even worse if someone tries translating pinyin (Chinese written with western alphabet) and the diacritics are missing. Each word can have multiple different meanings depending on the tone used when saying it. And in the absence of context, sometimes you just have to guess and hope for the best. As an example say you saw the English word "ruler". In the absence of context, you would just have to guess whether it's supposed to be a tool to measure length, or whether it means a political leader.
@rfmerrill
@rfmerrill 2 жыл бұрын
@@mumujibirb Hm, I don't think it's that simple. In trad chinese, "dry" is 乾 and "fuck" is 幹, but in simplified both of those are 干. 干 would not translate as "fuck" in a trad chinese translator. They also got "drying" right once but got it wrong some other times. It definitely does seem like it could be machine translation, but it could also be someone just using a chinese-english dictionary who doesn't know what the english words mean.
@dreep_0
@dreep_0 2 жыл бұрын
It's been a long time since I had laughed so hard. Seriously I was running out of breath laughing. Amazing narration, Robin's best, sounding confused just as much as we are is totally hilarious.
@trahnoelnikana5791
@trahnoelnikana5791 2 жыл бұрын
You launched so hard?
@GooberzTetris
@GooberzTetris 2 жыл бұрын
@@trahnoelnikana5791 yeah they are a space X rocket lol
@harinimugunthan8129
@harinimugunthan8129 2 жыл бұрын
kinda ironic to comment on this video
@shutupandsleep6728
@shutupandsleep6728 2 жыл бұрын
Are you a rocket?
@thesily
@thesily 2 жыл бұрын
@@GooberzTetris nah he probably meant he sharted so hard by launched
@lcc_youtube2047
@lcc_youtube2047 2 жыл бұрын
8:57 lmao it’s Camila Cabello
@meixuan7811
@meixuan7811 2 жыл бұрын
@8:38 JAJDJSF ITS FUNNIER TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANT SO: "It's wrong to love you. I hope to always be wrong." "You're like treasure to me, but you see me as a weed" It's supposed to be way more melodramatic and poetic rofl
@TheEngieTF2
@TheEngieTF2 2 жыл бұрын
r/Engrish: **exists** JoJo fans: *They're speaking the language of gods*
@NamelessTheHater
@NamelessTheHater 2 жыл бұрын
the of you god language the, understand the not you do language god
@alberteinstein8677
@alberteinstein8677 2 жыл бұрын
Joiojo*
@NamelessTheHater
@NamelessTheHater 2 жыл бұрын
@Versa🦋 ok this one is too much, too much godliness in one comment
@SuikaKiyou
@SuikaKiyou 2 жыл бұрын
Go ahead, mistah joesturr
@TheHotBlade
@TheHotBlade 2 жыл бұрын
r/Sparish when?
@BaldskiTheIII
@BaldskiTheIII 2 жыл бұрын
*"UNABLE TO EAT DIARRHEA" damn such pain in the ass*
@dragon-du6ew
@dragon-du6ew 2 жыл бұрын
Literally
@lelyprajasari225
@lelyprajasari225 2 жыл бұрын
😖
@blooperdanewb4800
@blooperdanewb4800 2 жыл бұрын
well... yes
@averagesnail5437
@averagesnail5437 2 жыл бұрын
My dad has this, it was so very tragic for him. I don't think he'll ever recover
@hio.hinomaru21
@hio.hinomaru21 2 жыл бұрын
r/technicallytruth
@barrydheil
@barrydheil 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Robin doesn't know when he requested for a plate of хрен with a side of mayo, he just asked for a plate of horseradish.
@Joe-cb1rc
@Joe-cb1rc 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering about Eito at ~9:41, the Japanese language doesn't have any consonants without a vowel (apart from the n sound). Which is probably why they did it that way. Fow and teeeeen on the other hand....
@NikoCubeRoot
@NikoCubeRoot 2 жыл бұрын
Fow, Five, Six, Seven, Eito, Nine Ten, Teen, Teeen, Teeee....eeen
@kitkong5075
@kitkong5075 Жыл бұрын
「エイト」
@QuantumScratcher
@QuantumScratcher Жыл бұрын
(I tried) fouru fiwe sitsu sewen eito nine ten one hunedara one tahauzanada
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff Жыл бұрын
@@QuantumScratcher wan, tū, terī, fō, faiwu, sitsu, sewen, eito, nain, ten, wan handuredu, wan tauzanda
@zerrierslizer1
@zerrierslizer1 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that it said "Christmas bag of Threats" and "Virginia" in the same area is enough to tell me every bit of that particular story.
@Blackthorn869
@Blackthorn869 2 жыл бұрын
I just want to know why it's 250.00. That's a lot. It's a lot of treats, and it's a lot of threats.
@perhaps7046
@perhaps7046 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but why aren’t all instructions written on stairs? That’s one of the few places people will look at for an extended amount of time, and it’s interesting! It will also send fracture doctors’ kids through college
@kessiniktange8861
@kessiniktange8861 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, and especially since guys are legally required to look down at the stairs when there's a woman walking in front of them. Captive audience.
@Sar_y
@Sar_y 2 жыл бұрын
just one wrong placement and it will have a new meaning
@redacted6169
@redacted6169 2 жыл бұрын
@Cija Elma WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOD DAMN BOTS
@perhaps7046
@perhaps7046 2 жыл бұрын
@@kessiniktange8861 I think we just came up with the perfect advertising for a specific target audience
@IxodesPersulcatus
@IxodesPersulcatus 2 жыл бұрын
5:20 I'm afraid that might not even be a mistranslation
@xiaoowo6981
@xiaoowo6981 2 жыл бұрын
7:09 the fact that he tried so hard to speak French
@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 жыл бұрын
“crap your hands” i- i don’t think i biologically can
@estellesmith4118
@estellesmith4118 2 жыл бұрын
Not with that attitude you can’t!
@hidaven2006
@hidaven2006 2 жыл бұрын
You can if you try hard enough!
@beufjarkeh3458
@beufjarkeh3458 2 жыл бұрын
That’s deep
@joemck85
@joemck85 2 жыл бұрын
Sure you can, it's like crapping your pants, but different.
@hanbigim
@hanbigim Жыл бұрын
100th like but YES
@dirtman3625
@dirtman3625 2 жыл бұрын
3:15 Classic Google translate problems. Basically, in russian language words "father-in-law" and "dough" are similiar (test' (тесть) and testo (тесто). On top of that, russian language rules made them look and sound absolutely identical (тесте).
@FoxSlyme
@FoxSlyme 2 жыл бұрын
I used to joke around that, for example how father-in-law ate the sausage and now it's sausage in dough
@khameriengibson1975
@khameriengibson1975 2 жыл бұрын
testo what
@FoxSlyme
@FoxSlyme 2 жыл бұрын
@@khameriengibson1975 testo is dough
@alexk.19
@alexk.19 2 жыл бұрын
2:51 just thought I'd explain this: According to its Korean translation, it means (approximately) "Please do not leave items here." They probably meant to write " *Please do not* put *anything* here."
@endgamerplays
@endgamerplays Жыл бұрын
3:44 Frew is a child prodigy and Greg's partner in the Homework Buddies Program. He appears in Old School. As Greg mentions, he is very intelligent, and he is the type of kid who would read college textbooks and scientific journals for entertainment. Greg often leaves his homework to him, but this makes him end up in harder classes. Frew is a fast worker and can get many pages of homework done in 15 minutes. Frew is forced to wake up every morning at 5 A.M. to study and cannot do normal things like play laser tag because his parents say it is "a waste of time". It is possible that he could have been making up a sob story as he appears to not mind his work. As it is shown as before, he was Greg's, Homework Buddy. When he and Greg met, he realized he is smart and could read scientific journals and college textbooks. Greg then suggests doing his homework for him, only to get in harder classes and be rewarded, like going to the Old-Timey Ice Cream Parlour. Frew also finishes work very fast, like how it took Greg hours to finish his work, but with Frew's intelligence, Frew got done with it in 15 minutes. Greg then meets up with Frew later on in the book, when the town was cleaning the park, Greg decided to go with him, along with Frew and Billy last. The trio manages to outrun the Girl Scouts, but they got caught when he saw Susan's car and the Girl Scout's cars. They then scolded the trio, so then Frew explains the story, and he burst into tears. To get himself out, Greg manages to pass the blame to Billy, probably the fact that Billy got caught stealing a pack of sour gummy worms. He was never seen or mentioned again in the book.
@leakdeo
@leakdeo 2 жыл бұрын
Toiletman, the next superhero in the MCU. Edit: why the hell are there so many bots in the replies smh my head
@imsemichadandcringey
@imsemichadandcringey 2 жыл бұрын
@Versa🦋 LOL
@otter7398
@otter7398 2 жыл бұрын
New superhero revealed😯😯😯😮😮😮😯😲
@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik
@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik 2 жыл бұрын
MINECRAFT UNIVERSE
@interstingname6781
@interstingname6781 2 жыл бұрын
@@haikatta....8023 "only for fans"
@autobotCRSHR
@autobotCRSHR 2 жыл бұрын
@Versa🦋 oh how neat... Looks like you've just been cancelled... Burn in purgatory and tell my ex i said hello
@Flightkitten
@Flightkitten 2 жыл бұрын
Robin is amazing at reading Engrish, but he's also amazing at crappydesign. I just love this.
@aperturescienceguy2737
@aperturescienceguy2737 2 жыл бұрын
Engrish is just crappydesign for words
@jeffreycox4789
@jeffreycox4789 2 жыл бұрын
@@aperturescienceguy2737 r/technicallythetruth
@ZachriPlaysGames
@ZachriPlaysGames 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreycox4789r/whoosh
@Flightkitten
@Flightkitten Жыл бұрын
@@ZachriPlaysGames why are you whooshing them?
@madieatsocks
@madieatsocks Жыл бұрын
@@Flightkitten r/woosh
@chrisg1499
@chrisg1499 2 жыл бұрын
1:17 this must be a Chinese to English machine translation, 'cause “干” can mean "dry" (gān) but also "to f**k" (gàn)😂😂😂
@MamaTrixxieAsmr
@MamaTrixxieAsmr 2 жыл бұрын
5:14 the tsundere about half a season after she is introduced be like
@darkem93
@darkem93 2 жыл бұрын
You've heard of Captain Underpants, get ready for Toilet Man!
@barbaragarb9453
@barbaragarb9453 2 жыл бұрын
TRA LA LAAAAAAH
@bravewater5737
@bravewater5737 2 жыл бұрын
Next up is Private Plunger!
@QueenEevee1994
@QueenEevee1994 Жыл бұрын
Toiletman: Up, up, and awaaaaaay!
@tjg750
@tjg750 2 ай бұрын
Bath Boy!!! Dun nunun nunnnn!!!
@kusuossecretgf5401
@kusuossecretgf5401 2 жыл бұрын
S'been a while since I watched Emkay, hearing Robin's voice again makes me smile~
@bravewater5737
@bravewater5737 2 жыл бұрын
I miss when Damien was the narrator.
@kusuossecretgf5401
@kusuossecretgf5401 2 жыл бұрын
@@bravewater5737 Yeah, me too :/
@rixeno
@rixeno 2 жыл бұрын
@@bravewater5737 channel had such a chill and funny vibe
@saraflint2982
@saraflint2982 Жыл бұрын
Those suffered mushrooms have clearly been through child, pain, sleep.
@nerometalmkii2876
@nerometalmkii2876 2 жыл бұрын
8:05 Broke me 😂🤣💀
@omni-galachu9684
@omni-galachu9684 2 жыл бұрын
6:02 Oh, so he had seen that one Toy Story YTP too
@Bacteriaboi29
@Bacteriaboi29 Ай бұрын
They’re called s’mores,buzz
@randaranatunga7259
@randaranatunga7259 2 жыл бұрын
If I’m not wrong this is probably the 3th of 4rd time we’ve seen ToiletMan and I can say I’m still happy to see him on Emkay.
@itisi2042
@itisi2042 2 жыл бұрын
3th of 4rd lol
@mrchoochooguy4045
@mrchoochooguy4045 2 жыл бұрын
Yo I got a permanent virgin above me 2 actually
@mrr1132
@mrr1132 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrchoochooguy4045 Well, you're not wrong... I mean, can bots procreate, if they're not programmed to?
@ForgottenTNTYT
@ForgottenTNTYT 2 жыл бұрын
I LOST IT WHEN IT SAID “IT IS COOL TO FUCK THE EMPRESS” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@LadySarcasm
@LadySarcasm 2 жыл бұрын
yea and 1:27 just lol
@polarpork340
@polarpork340 Жыл бұрын
When he said "the customer will be responsible for his own goods" at 1:49 he sounded like glados
@pufferfish9166
@pufferfish9166 2 жыл бұрын
3:16 its sausage in dough,father in law on russian is тесть.which has a form тесте,which also means dough. thats why translation error happened
@xrathyes
@xrathyes 2 жыл бұрын
ToiletMan, ToiletMan, Can do what ever Quagmire can, Shoots water, for the bowl. Looooooook out, here comes the ToiletMan.
@zizikim3174
@zizikim3174 2 жыл бұрын
why bots in good comment
@bravewater5737
@bravewater5737 2 жыл бұрын
@@zizikim3174 it's really annoying.
@bravewater5737
@bravewater5737 2 жыл бұрын
@@codyryan9789 Why tho?
@SmiIeyyXD
@SmiIeyyXD 2 жыл бұрын
spider pig reference
@summoner_kuro
@summoner_kuro 2 жыл бұрын
@@SmiIeyyXD who knows, maybe it isn't
@spamtong.spamton836
@spamtong.spamton836 2 жыл бұрын
8:02 Its a bad Russian-English translation Green meant : Please clean the room Red meant : Do not disturb
@renthemen.
@renthemen. 2 жыл бұрын
who else is going insane over how suddenly the music is changing? *this is hurts*
@harryjesshop6890
@harryjesshop6890 2 жыл бұрын
Good songs, but I am slowly going insane from the speed of switch. It just adds to the cursed levels of this video
@RUINS1
@RUINS1 2 жыл бұрын
yes, i hope they would return to their simple bgm style
@BuiHieuDong
@BuiHieuDong 2 жыл бұрын
*Therapist: The cursed genders don't exist, they can't hurt you.* *The cursed genders: **3:20*
@Phiigost
@Phiigost 2 жыл бұрын
Eh, I'm more of an email if I say so myself
@Redwan777
@Redwan777 2 жыл бұрын
@@Phiigost na you are gmail
@mrchoochooguy4045
@mrchoochooguy4045 2 жыл бұрын
I'm whymail
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 2 жыл бұрын
And then there's the swappers Aka people who use letters and email
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 2 жыл бұрын
I identify as USPS
@AJsoment95x
@AJsoment95x 2 жыл бұрын
3:12 that's ₱250 (250 Philippine Pesos), approximately equivalent to US $4, I know that one, it's from a supermarket in the Philippines, I saw that a while ago during Christmas time in 2020 if I can correctly recall.
@sceither9814
@sceither9814 2 жыл бұрын
ain't 50 PHP 1 dollar? idk made that shorthand when I was bored.
@lau-san1083
@lau-san1083 2 жыл бұрын
@@sceither9814 Sometimes it reaches to 55 pesos per dollar when exchange rate rises. That's how much I convert my pesos nowadays.
@AJsoment95x
@AJsoment95x 2 жыл бұрын
That's why I said "Approximately" since the exchange between Peso and Dollars are always changing, one thing I'm sure of is it's within the 50 peso mark so far.
@AJsoment95x
@AJsoment95x 2 жыл бұрын
@Cija Elma Too long too read, either I'm happy for you, or sorry it happened, or how dare you say that, either of these three are my reactions to whatever you want to say.
@bravewater5737
@bravewater5737 2 жыл бұрын
@@AJsoment95x I think it's a bot.
@daguido742
@daguido742 2 жыл бұрын
6:50 thats kinda adorable. he just tried his best and even said me too🤣
@Speed-TV
@Speed-TV 2 жыл бұрын
2:47 It's probably a kid trying to make a creepypasta by saying downloading this game damages your brain.
@outcast4087
@outcast4087 2 жыл бұрын
I am not a native English speaker, but I've been studying English for approximately 13-14 years and I absolutely love and enjoy these posts!
@BeckyNosferatu
@BeckyNosferatu 2 жыл бұрын
You've got a good grasp on English in that sentence, so good job! As a native English speaker, these are some of my absolute favorite things to read and listen to, because, sometimes, I _really_ want to have my brain twist right after I wake up. lol
@swaticamecho698
@swaticamecho698 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all the people I've met who aren't native English speakers, you've got to be the best English speaker.
@jennyneon
@jennyneon 2 жыл бұрын
Chocolate pudding is better than Diarrhea, even tho they look alike.
@Phoenix-np1iu
@Phoenix-np1iu 2 жыл бұрын
I think something's wrong with your pudding....
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT
@Luzei_arts
@Luzei_arts 2 жыл бұрын
This person is giving false information and I know for a fact from experience. The diarrhea I have tried is a lot better than pudding
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 2 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting to see this in a future r/cursedcomments video
@catperson7746
@catperson7746 2 жыл бұрын
guys I ate chocolate I didn't realize it was actually diarrhea help
@CHEEZ_22
@CHEEZ_22 2 жыл бұрын
4:23 *G o o g q u a l i t y*
@SomeoneYouHate
@SomeoneYouHate 2 жыл бұрын
9:07 it acctualy something like wasabi(edit:Horseadish) in russian but it also used as swear word
@user-xb1wh5mt4l
@user-xb1wh5mt4l 10 ай бұрын
Horseradish, to be precise.
@SomeoneYouHate
@SomeoneYouHate 10 ай бұрын
@@user-xb1wh5mt4l Thanks for the correction! I just didn't know what it was called in english
@miZ_dream
@miZ_dream 2 жыл бұрын
i really love the app store reviews on r/Engrish. they're hilarious EVERY TIME
@Ghiaman1334
@Ghiaman1334 2 жыл бұрын
6:56 I'm willing to say it could be true as he (in that context) would've meant that as a joke. It'd be way more of a dipshit move to say 'you mean, 'how are you', right?', thus acknowledging that Mori's sentence was wrong
@AceKaliburOfficial
@AceKaliburOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
9:28 slapstick was actually the correct word, its just a word not commonly used anymore by americans. its basically playing around, and getting physical. like softly punching a friend for a joke in poor taste.
@jameselliot9114
@jameselliot9114 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t that be horseplay? Slapstick is physical comedy
@yeetjones927
@yeetjones927 Жыл бұрын
It's not just americans that don't use slapstick the UK doesn't use it either
@apodofseals
@apodofseals 2 жыл бұрын
"Christmas Bag of Threats" "Fresh Christmas Wrath" And to top it off, they both have unitless price tags that would be preposterous if they're in dollars.
@catguy5425
@catguy5425 2 жыл бұрын
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
@annalesemills4982
@annalesemills4982 2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like an angry math teacher. "500 WHAT?!"
@nattyL0609
@nattyL0609 2 жыл бұрын
1:38. So... this is just me remembering my elementary advanced studies class... but if I’m correct that is a peacock spider. Their rough translation of “boom boom” is actually because they beat the ground with their legs to make “music”, which attracts the females... if he doesn’t do a good job, then he will die a most painful death
@theminininja5189
@theminininja5189 2 жыл бұрын
7:26 In Arabic, وليد (Waleed) is a name and yes, it does mean born/newborn. So the guy probably typed how to repair in the cold without painting, and added his name to the end.
@EmiPlayzMC
@EmiPlayzMC 2 жыл бұрын
3:08 A perfect gift for that one family member you hate! Or the one that has anger issues, your pick
@technoeggnog
@technoeggnog 2 жыл бұрын
4:51 Ah yes, spear gun is pronounced super gun
@NoName-SEC-B
@NoName-SEC-B Жыл бұрын
I’m not the only one who noticed
@FoxSlyme
@FoxSlyme 2 жыл бұрын
8:21 i think free *time,* but I think I couldn't stay serious if I read that lol
@reyy1672
@reyy1672 2 жыл бұрын
3:22 No bro, I'm gmail
@akahelpwttubers
@akahelpwttubers Жыл бұрын
I'm shemail
@FriskDrinksBrisk
@FriskDrinksBrisk Жыл бұрын
Wake up honey new gender just dropped
@drim3945
@drim3945 2 жыл бұрын
3:18 the fact that in some way its right makes it more funny
@shadowyIce
@shadowyIce 2 жыл бұрын
This is probably my new favorite subreddit
@teeg_astra
@teeg_astra 2 жыл бұрын
8:45 the red spells camila cabello btw lol
@NewGothOnTheBlock
@NewGothOnTheBlock 2 жыл бұрын
7:31 be right back! Have to tell my Dog that she’s now forbidden to Dog. And then my Cats rejoiced!.
@beanstupidart2376
@beanstupidart2376 2 жыл бұрын
9:54 *i need this*
@swiggetyswoner9036
@swiggetyswoner9036 2 жыл бұрын
So you have every saw, but the saw of the dog and running fastestest dogg every saw that i did 8:12
@Quaryx8484
@Quaryx8484 2 жыл бұрын
At 2:36, i think what happened was this guys daughter died in a game. one star! my daughter is bad at game and me no likey
@conlon4332
@conlon4332 Жыл бұрын
I probably wouldn't have watched all the way through this if it had been anyone other than Robin, he's my favourite narrator.
@truthfullyaudrey
@truthfullyaudrey 2 жыл бұрын
10:13 I get why it says "F**k white." When I translated that, the "Хрен" translated to horseradish (from Russian) and when I added the "б" it turned into "F**k"
@konstkaras
@konstkaras Жыл бұрын
In fact, that word, literally meaning horseradish, is used in many euphemisms - rude but not yet obscene expressions.
@thaqifazumi4001
@thaqifazumi4001 2 жыл бұрын
3:54 the other 2 dishes are tomyam soup with rice (Thailand spicy soup. You should try it). And Roti telur, from the picture it's just a bread spread with egg and then fry it. Susu is milik.
@sort_of_possible
@sort_of_possible 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, susu is milik
@AmirRazan
@AmirRazan 2 жыл бұрын
@@sort_of_possible When your Malay just got out of hand. Also, 'Roti Telur' is pretty much a Malaysian iteration of what the Westerners know as 'French Toast'. After all, this Roti Telur comes with milk, in which it dosen't usually include but French Toast does. (Although I don't know if the milk is served as a drink or a part of the ingredients of the Roti Telur.)
@13galaxy
@13galaxy Жыл бұрын
I am simply sad that he said “whatever those other two are” and “ew” to pork porridge
@aidangreene2610
@aidangreene2610 Жыл бұрын
This is the absolute best subreddit. I am about to cry tears of laughter TwT
@aikowo2902
@aikowo2902 2 жыл бұрын
6:26 100% sure they meant Washington DC, I feel like news articles forget there's 2 washingtons(one stupider than the other I mean come on... A war over a pig?)
@bogusbapkins
@bogusbapkins 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who speaks French, I find his pronunciations at 7:08 quite amusing
@mikinakCZ
@mikinakCZ 2 жыл бұрын
"Foot feel flip flap" had me dying
@iantheawesome0
@iantheawesome0 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh. This is now my FAVORITE video of r/Engrish. Seeing one of my FAVORITE posts from r/IHadAStroke here makes me SO happy! Thank you r/Engrish!
@freedomfinance7991
@freedomfinance7991 Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest video ive seen from the channel yet!
@Zemlyaa
@Zemlyaa 2 жыл бұрын
4:47 this one kinda belongs to r/boneappletea because of the pronounciation of greece and dubai
@potatoons3270
@potatoons3270 2 жыл бұрын
7:48 idk about pregnant women but I've seen many, many incompetent children.
@potatoons3270
@potatoons3270 2 жыл бұрын
hi
@drmaplesyrup7338
@drmaplesyrup7338 2 жыл бұрын
7:17 I can read that French text
@yeetjones927
@yeetjones927 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry..
@temmie3325
@temmie3325 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 our Russian jokes about sausage in father-in-law are becoming true....
@universereverbz
@universereverbz 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the editor always switches the background music so that it matches with each of the narrators' personalities.
@Tim2716
@Tim2716 2 жыл бұрын
As someone with very mild Autism, I have occasional R/Engrish moments.
@caspenchaos
@caspenchaos 2 жыл бұрын
Game review: “Sure, my child.” The background: *Plays Snowdin Shop Theme* Me: Oh, yeah. It’s all coming together.
@loriw2661
@loriw2661 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite category. Robin, you do a great job!!
@joaquimpower477
@joaquimpower477 2 жыл бұрын
10:08 Eating white sauce make your teeth all grey! (Props to the people who get the reference)
@peterfeliciano2391
@peterfeliciano2391 Жыл бұрын
DONT HUG ME IM SCARED!!!!!!!
@joaquimpower477
@joaquimpower477 Жыл бұрын
@@peterfeliciano2391 ding ding ding!
@CreepySaiyanGaming
@CreepySaiyanGaming 2 жыл бұрын
So I personally think 9:00 wasn’t exactly an “engrish” moment so much as it being fully intentional. The red text spells out ‘capitalism’ if spelled correctly, but I guess someone didn’t like that, so they edited it to be that unintelligible amalgamation of text.
@xclusiv-m
@xclusiv-m 2 жыл бұрын
Camila Cabello It's been 9 hours since this post, and now I get what you mean 🤦🏻‍♂️
@khameriengibson1975
@khameriengibson1975 2 жыл бұрын
@@xclusiv-m BRO i didnt even realize it spelled out a name, i was just staring blankly at the screen scratching my head like "bro wth is a camilacabello????"
@tafua_a
@tafua_a 9 ай бұрын
@@khameriengibson1975 I wish I didn't know what a Camila Cabello is...
@Beainkle
@Beainkle Жыл бұрын
I’m in Christmas mode now thanks to the last post. It’s real nice. I’ve been singing Christmas songs for a few months now, now I think you have set it on full blast. Also I have been convinced that it is supposed to be cold outside but I still walk outside and sweat like I peed myself all over or have been rained on.
@ElectricShark446
@ElectricShark446 2 жыл бұрын
I have the ability to just erase everything else and immediately hear Undertale and Deltarune music. Thank you guys for using this music, these games are my favorite things in the entire world.
@guerreirodevermelho2939
@guerreirodevermelho2939 2 жыл бұрын
5:48 look, the lotteria part is not THAT wrong, why? Because, thats something near to portuguese, in portuguese, it would be "Loteria".
@astralcat9469
@astralcat9469 2 жыл бұрын
4:26 I smelted the edge... on the goog.
@TamashiiYukiVT
@TamashiiYukiVT 2 жыл бұрын
My chest hurts from laughing so hard lmao!! Pls Robin, never leave EmKay and keep doing these hilarious videos 😂😂😂
@cyntheticism
@cyntheticism 2 жыл бұрын
Its always a good day when Emkay posts.
@wisteriia.
@wisteriia. Жыл бұрын
4:58 wait Ko Tao is from my country (Thailand) And yes thai people are quite bad in English, I sometimes have to be a translator for the foreigners
@Angry_Farmerz
@Angry_Farmerz 2 жыл бұрын
0:46 Yeah, my uncle.
@gayternatee
@gayternatee 2 жыл бұрын
the "toiletman","angle in heaven" and "joe is biden" got me laughing so hard
@hixenslix.
@hixenslix. Жыл бұрын
EmKay always makes me feel better when I’m stressed- they’re like the magic cure!
@SpawnyJPG
@SpawnyJPG 2 жыл бұрын
Im spanish, i talk bad the english, but i will never say things like THIS (Sorry for the bad english) 2:29
@teh_catto6127
@teh_catto6127 2 жыл бұрын
9:14 the food that gsp eats:
@f.-J
@f.-J 2 жыл бұрын
Robins narrations are the only thing keeping me sane.
@paprikaeater
@paprikaeater 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE I'M CRYING THIS SUBREDDIT IS SO FUNNY
@fuki98
@fuki98 2 жыл бұрын
I love when people try to invent past tense versions of words
@ShadowFire5650
@ShadowFire5650 2 жыл бұрын
2:16 after years of misspelling other people’s names they finally screwed up their own…
@undeadartist1564
@undeadartist1564 2 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed like this in a long time... Thanks for this hilarious video!❤✨
@smartpearson277
@smartpearson277 Жыл бұрын
3:37 That picture is cursed too
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