r/F***YouinParticular - Cheater Stalker 🤔

[@TheClick]

After reading all the comments I feel I need to try hagelslag

[@marcysundew]

👽

[@clayslay1554]

Click, get a parrot

[@IAm-No1]

Everyone should try hagelsag

[@adelaidechambers7918]

BOI! DID YOU JUST HEART YOUR OWN COMMENT!?!

[@clayslay1554]

@@adelaidechambers7918he deserves it tho

[@animekittykitty]

Fun fact, octopi are known to slap fish if they're in a bad mood. Scientists thought it was a defense thing, but no. Octopi sometimes just choose violence because frick this fish in particular.

[@adrianblake8876]

Fun fact, the *correct* plural of octopus is octopodes, not octupi...

[@izzitaylor1396]

@@adrianblake8876 both are correct actually, but i don't think i've ever heard of octopodes Plural of Octopus: Octopi vs. Octopuses vs. Octopodes ... " The current champion in the Battle of Troublesome Pluralization is octopus, which, depending on which dictionary is consulted, may be written in three different ways: octopi, octopuses, and octopodes. "

[@adrianblake8876]

@@izzitaylor1396 It will apear in dictionaries because it's common, but it's a common mistake... You can read so on wikipedia (even though it's not a source onto itself)

[@seanalexandersimpson]

@@izzitaylor1396it’s true. Octopi was the result of an incorrect etymological interpretation.

[@theskipper1136]

@@seanalexandersimpson although you could make the argument that since most people say "octopi" its octopi because that's how a language evolves

[@samwamm85]

As a wildlife conservationist I advise not cuddling with seals. They are not fluffy, it's all fat. They heavy-ass chunky blobs. even a small sized seal standing on your back can suffocate you to death because they are too heavy to lift off yourself and will squish you flat.

[@overarian]

Sounds like you're speaking from experience.. Good advice though! Thank you

[@jaxscales6158]

How much do those particular seals weigh?

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

@@jaxscales6158 They weigh at least 3lbs

[@RisingRevengeance]

@@jaxscales6158 The average navy seal weighs 79kg

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Yeah, a seal simply rolling onto you is enough to seal your fate

[@Spities]

I was a huge fan of Aaliyah as a kid, and I was devastated when she passed. Now hearing that they DRU**ED HER TO GET HER ON THE PLANE MAKES ME FURIOUS. Though I don't think 11 y/o me would have fully understood the sevarity of what they did. She was an amazing singer and inspired Beyonce before Beyonce was even in Destiny's Child. F those people in particular

[@db_524]

Same, I’m a Aaliyah fan as well. I love and miss her too and this revelation shocked and sickened me.

[@VerinMathwin]

I only knew a couple of her songs, But yeah, all parties responsible need to face consequences, and I doubt they did. Tired of the rich getting away with bullshit.

[@aaliyahembro4652]

my mom named me after her, i was born before she passed however. i think its terrible as well... never knew she was drugged until now. shit/

[@PhancyPants12]

I had never heard the sedative part before. I’m not sure how they’d know since they people that would have dosed her got on the plane, and doed. So idk about that part.

[@umopepisdn.]

​@@PhancyPants12 they know because the driver of the taxi watched it happen. They heard the argument over not wanting to get on, saw a pill being given to her, and then watched her be carried away

[@funram]

Back in high school, I knew a girl who had three boyfriends in a row who cheated on her with the same person. Said person being... her twin brother. She decided to not get another boyfriend until moving out of the family house. Wise decision.

[@LittleGreenCar514]

Girl found all of the bi guys?

[@righttrain6568]

​@@LittleGreenCar514that or she turned em all gay

[@LittleGreenCar514]

@@righttrain6568 Or her twin is just that good?

[@richardarriaga6271]

Jerry Springer material

[@dawshee7734]

I'd like to agree that maybe her twin brother was just that hot of a guy

[@CMDRunematti]

"slipping her a sedative" is a very weird way to say poisoned and kidnapped...

[@crowcalls]

I’d argue drugged is more accurate, but yeah. There’s such a weird angle to those summaries

[@CMDRunematti]

@@crowcalls I'll settle at drugged, not gonna argue that

[@KaiPonVisp]

Drugged, kidnapped and got her killed. 😭

[@jpbaley2016]

No, poisoned and kidnapped is exactly what that person did

[@ConstantChaos1]

I agree %99.9999999ect the only exception being emergency medical personnel in extremely sensitive situations but this is a VERY stringent specification and I'm only even specifying it because I'm very high and weirdly lonely and this is bait for an aggressive agreement also maybe this strain isn't for me

[@Terri_MacKay]

I love the way that woman was trying to reason with Emmanuel like he was a 4 year old child. 😂

[@kylebaryonyx9478]

I wish she wasn't a closeted racist

[@TheVivaciousNerd]

Lol, yes! “Make smart choices” 😂

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

I mean, I'm pretty sure emus are around that level of intelligence iirc

[@xLostInFirex]

Fun fact: lots of birds have the brain capacity as a human toddler. For example I have budgies and they can have the same mental capacity/similar brain as a 3 y/o human toddler.

[@xLostInFirex]

@@rac1equalsbestgame853 yes, I do think you're right. A lot of birds have the same intelligence as a 3-4 y/o toddler.

[@itsnicole11]

Poor Cathy. She didn’t deserve to be called out like that. I’m sure everyone is jealous of her nine ferrets, except maybe someone with ten ferrets

[@CrystalLynn1988]

I would talk with Cathy about her ferrets. I've never had one but they seem really cool.

[@orkothegr8t265]

Ferrets are really cool, cute, fluffy, and fun to be around. They're my fav animal. 🥰 I would definitely talk to Cathy about her 9 ferrets, then again I could/would "be Cathy" and want to talk about the 16 ferrets I've had in my life so far. It would be an interesting conversation for sure either way. Lol

[@Mikustan39]

@@CrystalLynn1988Ferrets are awesome. Except when it comes to smell.

[@VoidTrcikery657]

i would not be jealous, i have 11:}

[@Ax-xo4ux]

@@Mikustan39the smell goes away when they’re fixed and every month or so bathed in oat water Ferrets are weird

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

Aliayha (A-Lee-AH) was a very famous singer. Those weren't her friends, those were her handlers who drugged her. When she was 15yo she was married to R. Kelly. My heart breaks for her.

[@riinak7212]

I think it's pronounced uh-LEE-uh? With the stress on the second syllable?

[@Jay-lu4sl]

It’s spelled Aaliyah

[@Jay-lu4sl]

@@riinak7212yep you are right my sis is named after that famous singer xD my mom has something for rnb

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

@riinak7212 Yea. I wasn't sure how to write that pronunciation. The stress is on the second second syllables- I think it's like ah-LEE -uh. I can say it with no problem. Typing it is another. Millennial problems.

[@Lauren_P_]

She was also in a movie at the time, she was so young and would have probably had a massive career in movies and music.

[@AnotherMADCreation]

My husband perforated his bowel at a diverticulitis point while he was carrying his grandfathers casket. When they were running the CT scan to confirm the perforation for emergency surgery, they found a mass in his kidney. He had it removed a month later and it was cancer. If he hadn't had the bowel perforation, he would have had the tumor perforate his kidney and he may have died because it would have spread everywhere and it was a particularly nasty tumor.... So, yeah.... That lady was unlucky but hella lucky.

[@robertfalk3767]

Emmanuel absolutely knows English. He knows EXACTLY what she's telling him. He knows, and you cannot change my mind about this.

[@LeeLeesBanter]

Yes! Emanuel is just being an asshat ❤😅

[@itsthejavavoid]

@@LeeLeesBanter we stan emmanuel the asshat✊

[@ryan-anarchist-2535]

Oh 100%, she's successfully reasoning with him like a small child, I love him 🤣

[@xLostInFirex]

He's the ACTUAL main character

[@Legendary_sartorian]

its also nice to know that even if emmanuel had the bird flu he recovered... bird has plot armor, also i love his full name emmanuel todd lopez

[@olgahein4384]

About Aaliyah and the plane crash: Aaliyah was not just any girl. She was one of the most accomplished and famous R&B singers of her time and an actress on the rise and unlike others who dwell in acting and singing, she was trained professionally in both. At the age of 19 she landed a hit with the song 'Try Again' for the movie 'Romeo must Die', where she also was the lead actress. She was produced by R.Kelly at the age of 15 (apparently R. Kelly also married her when she was 15 and produced the album 'Age Ain't Nothing But A Number') and later she worked with icons like Timbaland and Missy Elliott. The people who dragged her into that plane were NOT her friends. They were part of the filming crew for a music video to her newest single. They filmed a few scenes at the Bahamas and some folks insisted to get back into the US asap. She just finished her role in the movie 'Queen Of The Damned' (a spin off movie to 'Interview with a vampire') where she played the queen herself and she barely started her role in the movie 'Matrix Reloaded' (that was re-cast after her death), not to mention that she already had the lead roles in other movies secured. She was only 22 years old when she died and was one of the most successful artists of her time and on the highway to an even greater career.

[@DrachenGothik666]

I she died while "Queen of the Damned" was still filming, & they had to do a lot of creative editing in post production to make her part look right 'cuz they wanted to save the movie after sinking all that money into it. So, not only did her video crew load her unconscious body into a plane that killed her, her last movie was released not-quite finished in a cynical move to recoup the money they spent. The disrespect is palpable.

[@olgahein4384]

@@DrachenGothik666 I think you are confusing a few things here: - The crew that dragged her into the plane had NOTHING to do with the movie crew of 'Queen Of The Damned'. HER role there was completely done. She played all her scenes. The only thing left to do was audio corrections, where the actor do their own synchro during post production. That can happen months after an actor is done filming, and there were only a few of those for Aaliya left to do. - She already started filming scenes for a new role in another movie 'Matrix Reloaded'. THAT was the movie where they didn't have enough scenes with her, so they scrapped it and re-casted the role (Aaliyas scenes are on some special edition or smth as an extra). - THIS crew was her very own filming crew, that was filming her own music video for her new single. If you want someone to blame for this, it's her management, her producer, the company behind them, the music label and what not. She WAS on a tight schedule though, with her new album coming out, this new single for which they shot scenes on the bahamas, with acting in the newest Matrix movie AND already being cast for 2 upcoming movies as the lead actress. Neither the mainstream music nor the mainstream movie business has time or money to be kind or understanding to their stars, you can't keep up, you're out.

[@GrifoStelle]

Wow. I remember her now and I'm a little disturbed that I could forget

[@PoppyCorn144]

⁠​⁠@@DrachenGothik666 I agree with @Olga but wanted to add that her brother did some ADR (dubbing) for Queen of the Damned but all the scenes were already shot. IIRC it’s all on the dvd extras of the film.

[@justine8387]

@@GrifoStelle i feel that. This whole woman's life was being exploited and then killed by people who claimed to care about her, and she is just a footnote to me. I am sorry Aaliyah you deserved so much better.

[@nebulamageplays1541]

"Emmanuel. Don't choose violence today." I'm fucking dead.😆🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@transnightwalker7973]

I knew a guy who definitely experienced the “luck in the bad luck” department. He got in a car accident and had to have surgery. While they were in there, they found cancer that was still encapsulated. Basically, his car accident caused them to catch cancer inside him before it could even start to spread and it was a type of cancer that if it had started to spread it would have been likely to be pretty bad before he even knew something was wrong.

[@joshuahunt3032]

I was listening to a podcast on Swedish history, and each episode starts with a Swedish phrase or figure of speech. For one example of “luck in bad luck,” they brought up that someone had a heart issue on a plane… That plane was also transporting several qualified cardiologists en route to a cardiology conference somewhere in the USA. The passenger with the heart issue survived.

[@kitkatboard]

I got the diet version of this story. I was struggling a lot with depression but couldn't find a single therapist despite calling dozens of them. Then I got hit by a motorbike and got a free therapist as victim care 😂

[@athenarocks7657]

@@kitkatboarddamn, I’ve been getting run over the wrong way then; no one offered me a therapist lol

[@kitkatboard]

@@athenarocks7657 we're probably not in the same country then... good luck to you.

[@hutaoworksatlidl1450]

​@@kitkatboardsimiliar experience here: i was looking for a therapist because I was struggling with my abusive mom and I managed go leave her recently but im a minor so she lied at the court,police and even doctors office to get me to her care again. She lied about my health despite not living and caring about me and got me hospitalised (suspected gastrological issue) which she would later use to claim that im sick and she's the only one that can take care of me so i must be in her care and can't leave her. Fast forward turns out im completely healthy, doctors found about the lies and the cause of the weird symptoms is an immerse amount of stress I faced since very young, cause: my mom SO they gave me a good therapist so yay! My mom sued them and the judge bc no physical sickness = i won't be forced to live with her 🤡. Now she hates my therapist bc the therapist told her she should respect my decisions lol i hope this makes sense, english isn't my first language

[@PatrickCervantez]

That story about Aaliyah being drugged and being carried onto the plane pisses me off. Holy shit.

[@A_Foolish_Arrangement]

Truly.. especially when you have seen the R.Kelly docu. That's sick.

[@thicc_astley]

it absolutely sickened me. i hope the people who sedated her and put her on the plane never recover from their guilt

[@WolvesRAwsome1]

@@thicc_astley i assumed if they drugged her and put her on the plane, they were also on the plane, no? idk anything about the situation but if theyre still alive and werent on the plane, they should definitely be criminally charged. you cant fuckin drug people like that is so awful

[@thicc_astley]

@@WolvesRAwsome1 you're right i'm a dumbass i looked it up and it seems that they were all on board too 🫡 massive shame that everyone lost their lives _and_ they could never face justice

[@WolvesRAwsome1]

@@thicc_astley what a shame :( horrible situation all around

[@karantha333]

Here in CT, U.S.A, we had a local news lady named Irene. She mentioned on air one day that she didn't know anyone under 40 years old with her name. She said it would probably go into obscurity like many older names. In the next couple years, there were at least 5 girls born that the parents named Irene, so the name wouldn't be lost to time.😊

[@maranathaschraag5757]

I work with a guy named Emmanuel and send him the ostrich video randomly. and occasionally tell him not to choose violence or to make smart choices out of nowhere. i'm sure he thinks it's hilarious behind his glaring. lol

[@DrachenGothik666]

The bird was an emu, not an ostrich. Ostriches have more bulbous heads & larger eyes than emus, & the feathers on the emu look more like shaggy hair than feathers. They're also a fair bit smaller than ostriches. Ostriches have proper, if useless, floofy feathers.

[@justine8387]

@@DrachenGothik666 and emus will always choose violence.

[@jadebeason7552]

@@justine8387Emus are the ones who went to war with humans. Ostriches are peaceful, at least in comparison to Emus

[@Mikustan39]

@@DrachenGothik666IT’S A FUCKING EMU!

[@blechtic]

All I can say is don't leave your cellphone unguarded.

[@ejenglin]

That Aaliyah story hits so hard. I was a huge fan of hers and took her senseless death kind of hard. The fact that someone on her crew drugged her to get her on an overloaded plane is heartbreaking.

[@BioshockChar]

Not to mention the pilot was in no shape to fly the plane

[@KaraTheGirlie]

I don't know who they are but I feel sick thinking about that. That was horrible to hear.

[@calestaiezu214]

I was so excited that she was casted for Queen of the Damned. I was hoping she was having her big break, then the accident happened. I was pretty heartbroken too. She seemed so sweet.

[@nicolasjoly6948]

Sound like a story to have a hunting ghost looking for vengeance against the poeple that force her & take bad decision ... and she will keep being a ghost as they are no longer! But seriously, on very small plane, I wouldn't be that much surprise that they also assign place when some poeple ont he plane might be overweight (very small plane)

[@dragonwings36]

It's horrific. I knew she died in an airplane crash but not that she was drugged to get her on an overloaded plane. That's evil of the people who drugged her and carried her unconscious onto the plane.

[@annabelwilson809]

16:14 I had a car accident while on my learner’s permit with my grandpa in the car, we’re both fully healed and while he was at the hospital they actually found a decades old injury in grandpa’s spinal cord that if left unchecked could have meant he wouldn’t be able to walk later in life. And I started seeing a psychologist to help the anxiety caused by the accident and we discovered that I have ADD, I’m medicated and am actually motivated to do stuff now 😂

[@weirdlycurlyplantstem8231]

I talk to my cats the same way that lady talks to Emmanuel. "Cat... consider your next move very carefully" "Cat, you're on strike 2" "Cat, you are one wrong step away from losing outside privileges"

[@alexisbloodwood5587]

This is how we speak to my newest addition Toffee, she is an absolute menace to the other animals, and our feet

[@SewardWriter]

My cat is grounded from going outside. She led me on a merry chase. Again. 🙄

[@jannetteberends8730]

At the moment I have a cat that listens! It’s unbelievable, I know, but it’s true.

[@CatMom-uw9jl]

@@jannetteberends8730They all listen. Then they do whatever they want anyway.

[@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith]

@@CatMom-uw9jl Indeed, Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Or, Dogs look up to us and think we are gods, cats look down on us and KNOW they are.

[@beccabaxmeyer8823]

My mom was my science teacher in 7th grade. She nervous about it because she was afraid people would think she would be biased and pass me regardless of how good or bad I do. She then proceeded to publicly shame me if I got answers wrong and point out all the pictures of me she used in her presentations, light-heartedly of course. She was everyone's favorite teacher and even when I was senior my classmates were telling me they miss her being their teacher

[@lapisliozuli4861]

Teaching a class with a family member, public shaming and showing personal photos of you to your class do not sound like loving actions.

[@beccabaxmeyer8823]

@@lapisliozuli4861 i kinda worded it badly but she didn't mean anything harmful by it at all. The pictures were important to the presentations and I just so happen to be in them, my face wasn't even visible. And by publicly shame I mean she would jokingly get offended if I answered a question wrong lol, cause she's been teaching me science my whole life. It was all just playful teasing and it was fun on all ends, mine hers and my classmates so no harm was done

[@Sleipnirseight]

That story about Aaliyah actually blew my mind. If you don't know, she was a massive R&B singer in the 90's, and her death still is a pretty big tragedy in the music world. As famous as she is, I had NEVER heard that story. That story is kind of a big deal, I'm amazed those details weren't bigger news 😳

[@olgahein4384]

Many of those things came out much much later, when the news have long stopped covering the story. Like the pilot being drunk AND high on C and what you heard here too.

[@Just-Schizo]

​@@olgahein4384pressing X to doubt, but yeah. Details Tend to come out after the initial story/ news... 😅 Journalistic integrity Must be hard to uphold online... feel a bit bad about online news outlets kinda Having to play the clickbait game. But if that's true then...... wow..... ❤😅

[@KamiNoBaka1]

@@Just-Schizo ​ @olgahein4384 You also have to realize that every single plane crash gets a massive investigation by the FAA, and a lot of the details are kept from the press as much as possible until the investigation concludes which can take years. On top of that, Aaliyah died in August of 2001, so as big a deal as her death was less than a month later the news got taken over by a major event that would largely be the topic of news in general for the next few years... 9/11 can't have been good for the speed of the investigation, either. The FAA had a lot of other urgent things to focus their resources on.

[@nelissaortiz5405]

I remember my mom telling me about her death cuz she used to be a huge fan. Fun fact she played Queen Akasha in the Queen of the Damned

[@destroyer3348]

Love when the click uploads a video, he is 100% wholesome 10% of the time

[@overarian]

Agreed!

[@Lunaxoxo3333]

The ratio lmao 😭

[@Marie-cq5td]

That is some good math right there!

[@luvondarox]

80% hellsome?

[@Marie-cq5td]

@@luvondarox 69% hella hellsome

[@crystallight808]

27:11 Quokka and Capybaras are very similar their smiles are usually genuine so the adorable smile on his face is just it being happy also they love getting photos taken of them!

[@conspiracypanda1200]

I have never in my life known of Hagelslag, but seeing as I am Australian and will defend Fairy Bread to the death... I SHALL DEFEND YOUR HONOUR, MY DUTCH BROTHERS AND SISTERS! THE TRAITORS WHO DO NOT ENJOY SPRINKLES ON THEIR BUTTERED BREAD WILL NEVER DEFEAT US!!!

[@wingedyera]

Thank you mate. As a dutch person it's appreciated. Also fun fact we dutchies have a word that is likely an ancestor of the word mate, our word is maat.

[@asheronwindspear552]

Yes, as a fellow Australian I was looking for this comment. One of the benifits of having a large family is going to children's birthday parties where they still serve fairy bread!

[@sofiacamachofarinha4111]

@wingedyera Another word is 'makker'.

[@comp-lete3064]

As a person with lots of dutch roots who loves Hagelslag almost more than life itself I thank you, I saw that dudes video in the past and one thing he should have tried was to put it on a type of crunchy circular "Bread" called a Rusk, then butter it, its also rly good.

[@conspiracypanda1200]

@@wingedyera oi that's fukkin' sick, maat! 👍

[@fangchick93]

First of all, I love that she name her emu Emmanuel, second, emus and ostriches are naturally drawn to reflective surfaces. I once had an ostrich try to steal sunglasses off my head at a zoo. It's not Emmanuels fault that the camera is so shiny

[@thedudeamongmengs2051]

I wonder if that means you could lure emu away using reflectors. Like just stick some mirrors or road reflectors to a wall somewhere so Emanuel goes for that instead

[@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix]

@@thedudeamongmengs2051the aussies could’ve won the emu war if they had invested in some tin foil to wrap around branches or use in traps

[@thedudeamongmengs2051]

@@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix why would tin foil win the emu war?

[@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix]

@@thedudeamongmengs2051 it’s reflective, like you said it could probably be used as a lure They could’ve controlled the enemy position

[@thedudeamongmengs2051]

@@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix honestly I forgot the conversation prior

[@vismaykedilaya1318]

11:04 i once read Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie (1934) for a school assignment, and one of the characters said something approximating "we [germany] wouldn't dare do something as bad as this". WOW i've never heard a quote that aged so poorly

[@aromaladyellie]

isn't that the book where literally everyone did the murdering, too, so even in the book the line aged poorly

[@nopeface3371]

For the girl with the tumor this could be the best case scenario in the shittiest format; Punch leads directly to her discovering tumor which would have fucked her up worse had it been discovered later, her stay in the hospital lead to the car accident and then activity fucking up traffic laws that she can now sue them and potentially get her hospital fees covered.

[@memandi2]

A very USian response. Only in US getting hit by a car counts as good luck because you can sue and get the medical bills covered.

[@theannilators7479]

For those of you wondering: that troll comes from a TV show about vampire. He’s an emotional Vampire, meaning he feeds off emotions, and is trying to get reactions online

[@trudivination8497]

He is also the best character objectively

[@durabelle]

Colin Robinson is the best character ever!

[@nexthoudini]

"For those of you wondering, here's a comment that doesn't tell you the name of the show this is from, remembers that show wrong, and thus contributes nothing to the conversation. Hope this helps!" It's a clip from What We Do In The Shadows (the show, not the movie), a vampire mockumentary that aired on FX. The character it features is Colin Robinson, an energy vampire (meaning he feeds off people's energy).

[@Patelsjacket]

i thought he was an energy vampire and his co-worker was the emotional vampire? /lh

[@Roadent1241]

I have that reaction from people and I don't even TRY to upset people. I'm just very good at accidentally sealion-ing because I'm slowbrained. I'm trying to be at the smart people's level and asking questions to understand how brain works and what not because humans are confusing. It's exhausting. How does he manage it?? How is it a good thing??

[@musicaddict1046]

In German we have the exact same phrase, "Glück im Unglück". Basically means something good coming out of something bad, or sometimes that out of all the possibilities something could've gone wrong, you kinda got the best case scenario. Luck in an unlucky situation.

[@theshadynorwegian6036]

Norwegian here, we also have it, "hell i uhell"

[@kaatjestee2858]

Dutchy here, we also have the same saying: geluk bij een ongeluk

[@sorcerousfang]

I once had to fly on a very empty plane. The flight crew had to strategically place the few of us on board to help with weight distribution. It surprised me given it was a relatively large plane, and I didn't think all 115 lbs of me was going to make much of a difference, but the attendant replied "you'd be surprised" and I took her word for it. Talked to my dad afterwards about it (he flew small planes for a while), and he gave me a much better understanding of the whole thing. I'm sorry for anyone who feels shamed for having to disclose their weight, but it's also very necessary for flight safety. Airlines should make their reasons more clear to help avoid misunderstandings.

[@elodieelvira7913]

If it was such an important thing how DAFUQ have planes been flying without doing that until now??? Make it make sense 🙄🙄🙄

[@keytarnerd]

​@@elodieelvira7913i dont know. if washing your hands to stop illnesses from spreading is so important, why have we only started doing it in the last two centuries??

[@SamirCCat]

As someone who'll never be completely recovered from her eating disorder, I'd have a panic attack if I were asked to be weighted in a public airport. I am terrified of weighting myself and finding it out, so I'd probably ask if I could be weight with another person at the same time, so the staff nor me can't see my personal weight. That, or I'd just freak out and not board the plane. Yes. It's that big of a deal. If I'd go through with the weighting it would impact me for years and years as a traumatic memory, worsening my already really bad self-hatred with 2000%, and maybe send me back into an anorexia relapse. Psych wards, feeding tubes, sections etc all over again... I don't think it's fair to force-weight someone like that. I've taken airplanes without it, so I'd just find another way to travel then. I hardly travel anyway...

[@ceu160193]

@@keytarnerd It's much simpler, than that. Planes are designed around certain average weight of passenger, but with passengers now having big variety of weight categories, it's no longer enough for flight safety.

[@olgahein4384]

@@elodieelvira7913 Baggage redisribution in the lower decks. That could have taken hours sometimes, and it could even happen that passangers were asked to switch seats if it didn't help - and EVERYONE was annoyed. A plane having a delay of several hours just because of that was quite common. Nowadays more and more people are not flying for vacation but for business, so being on time is today more important than ever. Redistributing people is easier than baggage and faster. Also, 'in the past' being overweight was something people were ashamed of and you would rarely see really oversized people on planes, especially with the seat sizes. Nowadays folks are more confident with their body, so more people of really BIG proportions are travelling, by plane too, and that brings a whole new set of problems to the aviation companies. Not to mention, not everyone looks their weight. The lady did not look like 130 lbs (under 60kg) at all, but could very well be, there are people who have a lot of tissue but light one. My figure is similar to hers and everyone thinks my weight is aroudn 75-80kg. In reality, it's nearly 100kg. My weight was above 60kg when i wore clothes size XS/S and my bone structure is the main issue. Whenever i have to fly, i tell the company my weight, just in case, no matter if i'm asked or not.

[@YasugoLiehu]

15:47 Thank _fuck_ that she's not American. With the amount of denied treatments and insane bills, I'd just give up and die.

[@0Onyx13]

I feel bad for her but I can't stop laughing because omg how does that even happen! I'm glad that they found the tumor, though couldn't the universe just let her boink her head without all the other things leading up to it? 😂 I hope she's gonna find the man of her dreams (or woman, or whomever) and win the lottery after all this!

[@ettaetta439]

Hey can someone explain the Plato joke to me 😭

[@DrachenGothik666]

@@ettaetta439 I think Tyson was just teasing Rogan (the tool interviewing him) to get a rise out of him.

[@darkstarr984]

Yeah, I got insanely lucky to have classically presenting UC and be able to get treatment just in the next town over (20 minutes by car, 40 by bus) in a fairly densely populated area, instead of having to travel for hours, despite it taking so many weeks to get approvals that it made things worse.

[@darkstarr984]

⁠@@ettaetta439This is just my guess but Plato wrote down almost everything we know about Socrates, so he absolutely was a person who lived, meanwhile, we have two people’s accounts of Socrates’ trial. So few things can be confirmed to be from Socrates for sure, but he’s still often considered as or more important than his student Plato.

[@indigowulf]

Click, thank you for being you. I came home early from work because of chronic nerve pain. I was in tears. Got home, took a prescription pain med, and started watching you while waiting for it to kick in. You had me laughing within minutes. Thank you. Hope you hear this often- you make a difference. You make a lot of days better. Thank you.

[@thevrana]

I remember hearing about this girl that had 3 boyfriend cheat on her with the same person, and one of the comments was:" Maybe you should stop introducing your boyfriends to your mom."

[@kawaibakaneko]

Did she dieded?

[@KellytheHuman]

The Click states that we enjoy watching him while he suffers. Me: Sounds about right. You are amazing Click and we love you to death.

[@overarian]

Agreed

[@davidnasset9147]

Given that we enjoy watching him while he suffers, loving him "to death" sounds just a touch sinister.

[@KellytheHuman]

@@davidnasset9147 Hehe *evil hand rub*

[@Real_Polar]

Fr

[@ShellyS2060]

Heh, heh to DEATH

[@flozygeeko3024]

35:44 fun fact: Winona Ryder had Kleptomania due to a pain soothing treatment she took for an arm injury. In 2002 she got arrested for stealing clothes and jewelry in a store in Beverly Hills resulting in a 3 year suspended prison sentence. So now you can enjoy the joke behind that sign

[@d3str0i3r]

31:03 this is litterally half my favorite comic about disability awareness, there's a mythological creatures support group and some guy shows up to the door, gets stopped for not being a mythological creature, he explains he's just dropping his sister off, up rolls a half mermaid half minotaur lady in a wheelchair as her brother gets the door for him, last panel of the comic is the brother walking away with a cow's tail hanging out from under his shirt moral of the story is, gatekeeping is a dangerous concept, because you can't always tell at first glance what someone is dealing with

[@waffles3629]

Yep, gatekeeping just ends up harming the people you're supposedly protecting more than it prevents what you don't want.

[@Foxiethetoastingfox]

I saw a comic of that premise, but it was the sister who had the human parts, and her brother was the mermaid minotaur hybrid; not the other way around. The look on the werewolf guy's face was shocked, and it was kinda funny

[@catmanmliolunny]

someone please share a link for this

[@vladimirirkhin]

​@@catmanmliolunnyjust look up "monster support group pet_foolery" I'm pretty sure links get blocked...

[@TheNitpickChick]

I tried posting a link to the comic, but apparently KZbin didn’t like that, and deleted my comment. So I can’t post a direct link to where I found it. ☹️ However, I found the comic super easily by Googling “half-minotaur half-mermaid comic.” It pulled up pretty much immediately. 😊

[@veeva99]

as a dutch person I can confirm that Hagelslag on bread is in fact a thing. Side note in this, is that it isn't alike sprinkles in any way, hagelslag is literally pieces of chocolate. When I was little , my mom used to let me have one piece of bread with hagelslag, as long as I would eat onr with cheese or some kind of meat as well. It has been installed in my brain now that if I want something sweet on bread (like hagelslag, nutella or peanutbutter), I have to eat some bread with a healthier option as well.

[@MushroomMayhem]

Smart Mom!! My folks used to pay us a quarter to try a bite of something new. Never pushed it, just let us know the quarter was there if we did. Now I love all kinds of things! When you have neurodiverse kids, you get creative. Mom would also do "carrot races" with me, where she give both of us the same amount of canned carrots and "race" to see who would finish first. I hated them, but it's hard to choke on mushy carrots and it got vitamins in that I otherwise wouldn't have. 😅

[@lubt1529]

same but for some reason i got a tast for sweet spread with salami and cheese on it cause i made Sandwiche out of the two for better grip while walking to school

[@ritabylsma4244]

My parents also did that. But peanutbutter counted as healty option for my parents :-)

[@MushroomMayhem]

@@ritabylsma4244 same! We always had pb&j as an option if we didn't like dinner.

[@animeartist888]

Wait... you categorize peanut butter as sweet??? It must be different over there. My peanut butter is salty. Sure, there's sugar in it, but considerably less than in nutella, chocolate, or even jelly/jam.

[@alexw.7097]

Door Licking Dog is a border collie, one of the reasons I adore them is how genuinely intellegent they are. However, they are a breed of dog that is smart enough to be stubborn and they WILL test you. I love them so much

[@lbolen4304]

The story of the overloaded plane just kept getting worse and worse- if my friends straight up drugged me and forced me onto a plane I didnt wanna go on regardless if I die or not I would never forgive them. I would haunt them from the grave fr. That is a huge violation against someone and I feel like huge isn’t the right word to describe just how wrong that is- not to mention the outcome could have been completely prevented-

[@arnezbridges93]

Especially when your at the peak of your life and just stopped being poor and has everything you wanted. Let that chick ride the bus. Her fans would still be here fans. Lol she's still got fans til this day. So much potential wasted.

[@vaguelyelena]

​@arnezbridges93 I remember where I was when I heard she died. That was the moment I became afraid of planes. It's literally my biggest fear. I had to travel across Canada recently. I chose a 4 day train trip over a 4 hour plane ride. I didnt know the circumstances around the crash. Hearing the utter betrayal of the people around her today that led to her death made it feel new and I can't stop crying. When I was a teen she was genuinely my favorite. I can't even think how I would feel if people I knew did that to me. I don't think I'd ever be able to forgive them. Like in her shoes if I was her and I survived the plane ride, I'd burn my career to the ground if that was the only way to never work with people that would betray my trust so badly again.

[@reinarddd]

Hagelslag is a national treasure, please don't insult it. Better yet, to protect yourself, just keep out of that conversation altogether. We're level-headed people, but we're proud too.

[@dead7209]

i’m from the us and my friend recently gave me some hagelsag when they got home from a trip, and i fully understand why people love that stuff so much, it’s amazing

[@chesh1rek1tten]

I'm German and hagelslag was always a favorite on vacation in the Netherlands

[@jcarolienponnet4712]

The entirity of the Nederlanths and part of Belgium was pissed again so the guy in the video did the breakfast a third time and basically changed the entire breakfast to give it a higher rating. Also I think he is Dutch so this is high treason.

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

I'm german and I'm with you on this. hagelslag on specificly dutch bread is brilliant. I mean.. redicioulus... but brilliant. every time my parents and I visited my aunt in the netherlands when I was little, I couldn't believe that something so sweet and so unhealthy is a normal part of breakfast. I immedeatley fell in love with it and still am.

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

Ngl I would have gone ape shit over it when I was younger.

[@crystalgoddess4085]

12:09 Australia has something very similar called Fairy Bread, but rather than specifically chocolate sprinkles, it's the typical multi-coloured sprinkles, it was *_always_* the first thing gone if the school had a party and kids were asked to bring something.

[@Ivan-yw5io]

"Murder is fine as long as it benefits the ducks" Click about to become the best lawyer or politician with that slogan. He will rally the masses

[@AlienAceCat]

Im just trying to imagine the cases people would try to make in court, all revolving around how their crimes benefit ducks. Lawyers would be required to have minors in duck husbandry. Legislative bodies would have to make law regarding whether a goose counts as a duck. How many ducks need to benefit to justify the crime, one or more? Would laws need to change based on seasonal migration patterns? So many questions! I NEED ANSWERS!

[@Ivan-yw5io]

Ok, time to find lawyers, and locate good answers, also ducks should be part of the discussion. But as an amateur, i would say that a murder that benefits 3 ducks should be considered justified

[@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith]

The "Luck inside of bad luck" bit reminds me of the saying "A blessing in disguise", or "Every cloud has a silver lining".

[@keit99]

German has the "luck in bad luck" as well "Glück im Unglück"

[@tiryaclearsong421]

One of my friends told me about a Chinese proverb version of this story where a farmer responds to a series of events with "we'll see" every time his friends keep talking about how good or bad his luck is based on each event. It was like he had good luck in bad luck in good luck in bad luck or something.

[@Polina-ye3wh]

In Ukraine we have “no bad without good”

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

​@@Polina-ye3whwe have the same in swedish, or "nothing bad that won't bring some good with it"

[@ashlingemberstone3913]

27:16 its not smiling on purpose… Quokka’s literally CANT stop smiling…

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

Cathy put up the sign in order to make new friends, and the lie being called out filtered out all the unworthy ferret-haters. Hell yeah, Cathy, tell me about the ferrets. You better have pictures.

[@Tvianne]

I want to know about the ferrets too!

[@dmgroberts5471]

Of course, she has pictures. _Hundreds_ of pictures, probably.

[@foolsenigma]

The part with the guy starting fights online is from What We Do In The Shadows, and the context is that hes a vampire who drains peoples energy instead of their blood. I love him hes such a fun character

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Ah, yes! Colin Robinson! Just a hoot

[@alexioteach]

i knew i recognised him!

[@myaren0101]

Laszlo all the way 🙏

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

Time for me to watch this series!

[@crowdemon_archives]

And some part of the series seem improv'd to hell which makes it funnier.

[@secretninja247]

A fun story I like to tell is when I was 4 we were staying at like a bed and breakfast. My mum filled in the review like ‘it was great..except when the sink came off the wall and knocked my daughters front teeth out.. They then gave us a free holiday to Butlins (holiday chain place in the UK), in retrospect probably fearing we’d trying and sue them lol. I then proceeded to get knocked out by a door on this said holiday 😂 their was a glass panel on the door to see people coming but I was shorter than that and they didn’t see me lol. Another story, was we went to this wedding reception (at the time I didn’t know we were actually invited so I thought we’d like gate crashed someone’s wedding reception tbh 😂) and I made the poor decision to lean over an open candle with my hair down…it set on fire 🔥 then the song ‘relight my fire’ started…one of the few occasions that I’ve believed God might be real and that if he is he has a dark sense of humour…too soon bro too soon 😂

[@MeLoNarXo]

30:18 "His PFD . almost read that as PFD. His PDF is also large enough to...." lmao

[@samwamm85]

I was once interviewed by journalists and asked to remain anonymous. To be fair they kept their word but they said it written by my roommate. So when me and roommate were out in public, i had to shield them. "acne" scars on my arms are actually from buckshot pellets were removed.

[@bshap495]

What could they've possibly written about that would lead to getting shot at in public? That's fucked up. Incredibly brave of you to protect your friend like that.

[@SewardWriter]

Some journos are assholes.

[@wannabe_recluse6028]

thats messed up.... what was it abt that people were shooting at you over it? also, amazing friend behavior right here

[@crumpchump]

23:03 I just love this delivery, it's like every documentary ever

[@BlazeNStar]

Emmanuel looks like they would put "shit disturber" as a profession on a resume

[@POrion]

Or swamp masturbator

[@tris5602]

My dad is a hobbyist pilot, and weight consideration is a very serious thing for smaller crafts. When I was a child, I remember them adding weights to the back of the plane because I was a tiny kid. I also had to have extra padding added under my seat and between my body and the seatbelt so that they would cinch properly.

[@minihuman4911]

13:03 yes! Hagelslag is a common dutch breakfast topping, especially a kid favorite! And yes, you do usually eat it on untoasted, buttered, white bread. Loved that stuff growing up, not as into it anymore tho

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

If you were wondering about the "Wanted" sign. It's Winona Ryder. An actress who was caught shoplifting in the 1990s. It was all over the news for a minute. Then most people forgot. Apparently not that store, though. That is a massive F U to Winona Ryder. It happened over 20yrs ago.

[@kawaibakaneko]

She stole for 5000 dollars if I remember right.

[@Castkett4ever]

Met with 2 of my doctors and got to show them that after almost 6 years, I can walk without crutches for a little while. They both had the sweetest reaction, and I'm so glad I got to deliver such good news. Plus, I got myself a coffee and a bubble tea, and now a click video on the train back home? What a perfect day! Thanks for making me laugh ❤

[@CrystalLynn1988]

Congratulations 🎉 That's wonderful. I can only imagine it's very hard work to make such strides, you should be proud. I'm proud of you internet person. You deserve many bubble teas.

[@vantacyan]

29:55 fun fact: this is actually because Plato never drank water in his lifetime and was very against the consumption of it!

[@natk1105]

I can't tell if this is real or a joke. 😅 I assume you mean they drank other liquids instead. However other liquids are still predominantly made out of water. Otherwise he would have died very quickly of dehydration. So yes, regardless of what form he consumed it in, he definitely consumed water.

[@vantacyan]

@@natk1105 its a joke lol

[@EdieBird]

One of my cats pulled a F*** You In Particular move on me today. My house has a staircase with windows above it. Galahad, my youngest female cat, was just chilling on the windowsill. Just as I passed that window on my way up the stairs, she suddenly needed to BOLT. She fell off the windowsill, hit me in the FACE with her body, shoved my glasses up on my nose and knocked them off while also giving me a black eye, caught my ear with her front claws, and kicked my chest and arm with her hind paws. Trying to bandage a badly bleeding ear while keeping your hair out of the wound is fun. Gal is totally fine, at least. She's still running rampant all over the house kicking my dog's toys. She's a weird cat.

[@SewardWriter]

Sounds like a pretty standard cat. Give her a pet for me?

[@EdieBird]

@@SewardWriter as soon as she wears herself out enough for petting! Lol she's 8 months old and comes from a long line of feral cats. She's adapted to house life much better than her brother has.

[@SewardWriter]

@@EdieBird OH, LOL. You've got a little demon. XD I've got one, too. She's currently napping in a chair. I wouldn't give her up for anything. 💖

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

What made you choose the name Galahad for her? I'm asking because I wanna know if we're fans of the same band lol

[@EdieBird]

@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma It was a dumb journey to get there. She's not named for anything in particular, I just needed a Grail Knight name that could fit a girl! (the other kittens were Percival and Bors...) I'm always open to checking out new (to me) music, even if I am old an it doesn't always click for me. LOL

[@ArtemisKitty]

Bear in mind that "plus size" is often 250-350lbs in America, so they're talking about a potential 200+lb variance, not just 10lbs. At that point it could make a significant difference, even if she's only underreporting by 100lbs... Edit: typos fixed. Sorry.

[@lyricrose8519]

7:22 this makes me feel sad to my core. My mom is a huge Aaliyah fan. And I loved her music bc of it. I always knew she had passed in a plane crash, but never knew this much :(

[@achliscantplay4202]

"Murder is OK, as long as it benefits ducks" - The Click 🦆

[@0Onyx13]

As a fellow absolute duck lover, I agree 100% and this man just gained a lot more of my respect!

[@veronicafoxx8590]

I previously commented that Click should do a video on his hate comments, aaaaaaaaaand that was RIGHT before the Illuminaughtii drama dropped... So, I nominate instead to have Click read love comments instead! Thank you for being so wholesome and supportive! Even if you don't call yourself a furry, I officially adopt you into the fandom as our human mascot and liason. Also especially thanks for your support of us trans folks! You are amazing and make my day better every time you post!

[@marzipan__]

31:08 I did that for a DnD campaign once, but the parents were a half-orc and a half-elf. My character got the human-looking half from both and people didn't believe them when they explained who their parents were. They were also teleported to the Etherial Plane from a real-world dimension set in 2090 where Elon Musk made himself immortal and became God Emperor, and the world became some Cyberpunk dystopia.

[@Llortnerof]

I wish to personally endorse the creation of the "Emmanuel don't do it" series.

[@dia666]

The fact I know some with this name makes it even better

[@pan-da-monium]

16:49 The Colin story reminds me of Richard Curtis, the British screenwriter, producer and film director, who will always name a sad, pathetic character "Bernard", as his girlfriend at college left him for someone with that name!

[@capmodesty]

I did wonder why in Blackadder 2 Nursie's real name was revealed to be Bernard

[@thatoneguy2468]

13:00 as a Dutch person I can confirm that yes hagelslag is a thing and it's delicious. Kids love it and many adults do too. its basically just chocolate sprinkles on bread. Simple but delicious. Try it out sometime!

[@Yuruble]

24:35 - & the thign is, PP offers so much more than abortion services & consultation. In fact, they offer: birth control, emergency contraception, primary care, HIV services, trans hormone therapy, men's health service, patient education, pregnancy testing & services, STD treatment/testing/vacines, & women's services.

[@alexw.7097]

It fucking kills me that people attack Planned Parenthood and all the good they do outside of providing safe abortions. They act like the organization is called "Abortions 'R Us" I absolutely love the anti-planned parenthood protester protesters

[@kawaibakaneko]

Yep when I gotten pregnant I contacted Planned Parenthood right away, they put me in relation with a midwife. They help people planning their family. They will help people have babies

[@VerinMathwin]

The Gilead simps would be against a lot of that too, since they want to be so obsessed with sex only being for procreation and gay-hating. They want to stupid, bigoted, and God-fearing, and most certainly aren't 'pro-life." They're pro-intolerance, but still wanna pretend to be the hero.

[@Financiallyfreeauthor]

Even as a virgin I went to them for affordable health care

[@rosethorne9155]

Yeah! For years when I didn't have health insurance, I went to PP to see the gynecologist. In all 3 years I only encountered 1 rude doctor. Overall they are super helpful!

[@soulangela7154]

As a dutch person, bread with hagelslag is very much used as breakfast (though more often for kids). And yes, I am offended by this man's INCREDIBLY WRONG RATING, HAGELSLAG IS SUPREME

[@CollecTortoise]

I do not see myself as a patriottic person, but in instances like this I want to put on my stupid inflatable orange crown and belt out the Wilhelmus

[@frankhooper7871]

As an Englishman, I have to agree. Every time I visit the Netherlands, I make a point to go into Albert Heijn to buy a couple of boxes of hagelslag (pur rather than melk!)

[@AnarchicCrow]

As someone from the UK who is half Dutch, hagelslag is a great luxury because you can't buy it anywhere else. Watching him not only berate it but then THROW IT DIRECTLY INTO THE BIN offended me to my very core. Watching that video caused me emotional damage.

[@MorticiaBeaulieu]

As an American living in Europe, I agree: It is bussin!

[@FiveEyedRaven]

As a non Dutch person: yes. You're objectively right.

[@Artyom_24]

16:04 In Dutch we also got a saying along the lines of that: "Geluk bij ongeluk" which roughly translates to being lucky by being unlucky (also I'm kinda upset because that guy didn't like hagelslag, like bro /j)

[@robertheinrich2994]

I've recently got to know that planes also have a problem to take off, if the weight distribution is wrong. and the flight attendents usually go the path of least resistence, so instead of making airport personnel rearrange the luggage in the belly of the plane, they just ask one or more fat people to sit somewhere, where their weight is actually beneficial to the airplanes flight characteristics. only needed during takeoff. they can go back to the regular spots afterwards.

[@ceu160193]

Even afterwards it may be needed, especially if plane is at capacity, as you need it properly balanced, if you end up flying through rough weather.

[@Just1Nora]

My dad is a tall guy and has been asked to move to the center for weight distribution as well. Only necessary on smaller planes though.

[@robertheinrich2994]

@@Just1Nora sure, he needs to be very fluffy to whack a 747 out of balance ;-)

[@asdf-gh8vd]

The girl with a brain tumor story made you think "Oh! God probably made that homeless guy punch her to save her from the brain tumor in her head!" NOPE! The car hitting her just proves that there may be more misfortunes to come and that she's genuinely unlucky.

[@SkyvonDomino]

I like Frank the hairless cat. Every cat is just cute and to call him ugly is really mean.

[@Hexagons7]

34:00 I am American and never heard a scot speak before and I am surprised than I understood it for the most part 😂

[@kellyprejean9679]

As a a professional Florida man (born in Orlando) I would like to say at 9:14 that is actually an alligator not a crocodile

[@hibouowll7468]

Emmanuel looks like he's getting ready to win a war in Australia.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

The "Luck inside of bad luck" saying that the Click described actually describes my experience with appendicitis pretty well. I woke up one day in 4th grade a little queasy, but since I was prone to stomach bugs, I decided to just tough it out and went to school anyway. Then in gym class, the boys were having a contest to see who could throw a basketball the hardest, and one of them had terrible aim and accidentally hit me in the stomach with it instead. For some reason, balls hate me, so it was pretty common for me to accidentally get hit with them in gym class regardless of anything else happening (I'd already previously had my head slammed into a metal windowframe for the exact same reason and had to have my head X-rayed for skull fractures) so the fact that I immediately flopped over silently instead of shrugging it off or complaining about it like I normally would immediately caused the boys to start panicking, then the gym teacher came and yelled at me for laying on the floor 'for no reason.' I managed to stagger up with some help, and tried to lean against the wall in the hopes the naseua would fade and the horrible pain in my lower abdomin would subside, and genuinely thought that if I could just sit down for a bit I might recover on my own, so I asked to go to the bathroom. After laying in the bathroom trying to vomit for a while (I thought that might help) I gave up, managed to get up again and requested to go to the nurse, who also immediately panicked after seeing how much pain pressing on my side caused, since I was kinda known for having a high pain tolerance, so she called my mom to take me to the doctor, the doctor sent me to the hospital, and I had my appendix removed the same day. Apparently, it wasn't very far gone yet and hadn't ruptured or anything, and I probably wouldn't have noticed symptoms until much later if I hadn't been hit so hard in just the right spot, so it got caught super early. Still the most painful thing to have happened to me so far, and a major contributer to why any round moving object in my peripheral vision now triggers my fight-or-flight response now...

[@KeKe-bv8qv]

35:27 is the absolute best. Never have I seen a dog do that before.

[@lakisha4598]

" only sleeping with one of your moms." "Yeah and she told me she ain't impressed" would be my comeback when I had enough. At home 3 days later

[@katharinafranke0351]

On the topic of having to get on a scale for the airplane, I can guarantee you that the reason actually was that the weight had to be evenly distributed on both sides of the plane. The bodyweight of the passengers does have an impact on performance, but mostly related to steering and consistency for the pilot. Similar to how you're not supposed to put shopping bags on the handle of your bike, cause the uneven weight just fucks with everything!

[@katharinafranke0351]

Forgot to mention this: the scales also always get used for both luggage and passengers and are specifically made to deal with heavy objects; that's why they are usually just straight up part of the floor too.

[@FwooshEye]

the cheater stalker reminds me of the movie Death Suits Her where the motivation for one character is pretty much because another character did that. It's a very weird comedy and unless you're squeamish about body horror (non bloody) I can recommend watching it just because it's so weird and stupid it becomes funny

[@pringlebatch]

I love that movie (though the title is Death Becomes Her). It begins with Meryl Streep stealing middle-aged Bruce Willis away from Goldie Hawn, and then supernatural fates-worse-than-deaths ensue 😂

[@nicoles.3583]

My mom is Polish and immigrated to the US right out of high school, and when she moved to the south after college she could not understand heavy southern accents, and would need someone to translate for her. But over the years she got used to it and didn't have any issues anymore. It's very interesting how accents can seem so difficult to understand until you've been around them for a while.

[@jacthing1]

I find it can be especially difficult over the phone depending on how good a microphone the other person's phone has

[@nicoles.3583]

@@jacthing1 oh absolutely, I hate phone calls because even when someone has an accent I'm familiar with I really rely on seeing people's mouth movement to help hear as I have auditory processing issues :/

[@zotaninoron3548]

Sideshow Bob was truly a cunning linguist seeking to honor Bart with definite articles.

[@ebonyofthestars]

To add to it, Bart means beard in German. So, it could very much just be a false dictionary entry (cause wrong article)

[@Just-Schizo]

@@ebonyofthestars welp.... I'm Still confused. Might Google this Later. Just noting to remind myself of this. (Note to my stupid ass.... Google this Later)

[@zotaninoron3548]

@@Just-Schizo Sideshow Bob was a Simpson's character in the 90s who had was Krusty the Clown's assistant and who developed homicidal intentions towards Bart. While on the stand the lawyer ripped open the shirt of Sideshow Bob to reveal a tattoo that said "Die Bart Die". But Sideshow Bob countered that it was German and meant, "The Bart The"

[@UnknownRage419]

24:46 *ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED* *"How did we get here?"* have every effect applied at the same time.

[@durabelle]

I think Emmanuel would get along with the glass licking dog. They have a very similar sense of humour.

[@Volnas97]

The Pompeii guy wasn't apparently hit by the boulder, he died like everyone else and the boulder was just carried there by stream of lava, at least that's what the scientists found out after checking the remains.

[@DouglasParkinson]

I feel like The Click needs to buy that yet machine to launch Emotional Support Demons. Fun times for all involved.

[@flurryshy]

For those who are wondering - the show around 18:30 is "What we do in the shadows". Been binge watching it lately and it's sooo good~

[@LadyMFUnicorn]

Even the blood vampires were scared of him lol I can’t with this show. 😂

[@Ecofriendlyant]

I'm really glad that an early to one of these videos, I'm currently in the hospital because of some intestinal bleeding, and this room is very boring. so being able to have this has honestly lifted my spirits, hope everybody that reads this has a good day

[@melaniaziabska6715]

Wish you a speedy recovery!

[@jaxofspades549]

Goddamn I hope you feel better soon!

[@overarian]

Wishing you a speedy recovery!! You'll be ok!

[@sadmarcelinexx]

Get well soon and I'm glad you have prime source of entertainment while you do.

[@DonutCare564]

Hope you get better!

[@gariden]

i love the quokka image, half because i know exactly where that is and half because they absolutely are trying to steal all your food there lmao

[@oni-sama]

For anyone wondering, yes, the sprinkles on bread are a thing in the Netherlands. I never ate it on white bread, but on mixed corn dutch bread, it tastes awesome, on any other bread, it just doesn't taste the same. Also, if I remember correctly, the one making that video is Dutch himself and intentionally did it wrong 😂

[@loiracitr]

I love his channel

[@CiciChess]

I am a Brazilian immigrant that moved to the Netherlands when I was 4, and I don't understand how those kids are that crap. Also muisjes, how tf did they JUST EAT THAT but I don't see the difference to this and Nutella on bread so that's a thing ALSO I SUFFERED IN THE NETHERLANDS W FOOD THE FOOD THERE SUCKS

[@marllram]

Indonesian, colonized by the Dutch for like 3.5 centuries. Prolly one of the adverse effects of slavery is that we love hagelslag, and our sanity was so compromised by the colonization we add cheese on top the hagelslag as well. Thank God those Brits only came for a while, heaven forbid I'd love jellied eel.

[@balls_gaming]

that's also a thing in Australia that is used for birthday parties, although usually it's rainbow sprinkles. we call it Fairy Bread lmao

[@joey_is_slaying]

Girl chill out @@CiciChess

[@snorpenbass4196]

Another Fun Animal Fact: That wasn't a crocodile, that was an alligator. You can tell because alligators have shorter, round snouts, crocodiles have longer, more angular ones. Caimans look a bit like a cross (shorter but angular snouts, longer teeth) and gavials have long, thin snouts (they mainly eat fish).

[@alex_runarin]

I was told when i was younger that an easy way to tell them apart is with their snouts. An Alligator has a C (as its more curved) and a crocodile has an A (as its more pointy). so if you cant tell, look at their noses and go with the species with the other starting letter. Not that i'll ever need this knowledge as we dont have either in my country

[@happybatty5142]

Also you can tell because an alligator will see you later but a crocodile will see you in a while

[@Jjjjjjjjthe]

3:21 The ride is at Hershey Park. There are a bunch of people in that area, and they even have a designated splash zone!

[@catulusinferni8612]

About the cheating stalker: I can relate. I am married to the man I "cheated" with and the ex of my ex also "cheated" with. In reality, my ex is an abusive ass who threw her into a wall and beat her and chocked me unconscious und held a knive to my throat while I was pregnant with his child. My husband is just really good at rescuing and healing people emotionally. The best partner an abuse-survivor can wish for. My husband, my ex and their ex all went to the same school. I was introduced to my husband by my ex at his birthdayparty. No one ever cheated on my ex, but he gave almost all of his girlfriends stds. Funny thing is everytime he gets dumped, he calles the girl and tells her, that he did stuff with his pp and now it is "amazing and huge". It was kind of a running gag between me, my husband, who read this message twice (once on his exes phone and once on mine :D) and every ex of my ex we have the pleasure to meet. By now, he must wear pants with three legs. :D Sometimes the particularly f*cked are f*cked by themselves... with magically growing pps :D

[@queerdeificeeli985]

Ok this version of that story makes sense, and I'm SO sorry you had to go through that, I'm glad you're doing better and I hope he never gets a partner again but that's likely not going to happen unfortunately, I just hope some of those exes can spread the word about him.. but if that's not the situation the girl went through then was it just the partner being cheated with just stalking the girl and finding every possible chance to hurt her? Including getting with her obviously unfaithful exes? If so, why? Did the girl do something to warrant that? Was it literally just a 'I met a bad person and now they won't stop coming after me' situation?

[@commanderkruge]

"Glück im Unglück" is the German variant of that saying. It basically means: "It could have been MUCH worse - you were still lucky!". Meant in a non-cynical way, usually. Like: "Other people who do that end up with 3rd degree burns over BOTH of their legs!".

[@thilypad557]

We have a similar saying 15:54 where I’m from about bad luck. Ours translates to “I’m not gonna say I’m happy the house burned, but good thing there was some light”. Ironically it’s also used when someone fails at something you didn’t really want them to succeed at, like for example your friend breaks up with a toxic partner. Like you’re not happy your friend is sad but not having this toxic partner in your life sure makes things a bit easier.

[@bongabeer2686]

15:15 this girl, omg my heart goes out to this chick. this blows my worst week that started with buying a house that didn't exist and ended with a heart condition on my birthday that ended my career. i lost a crap ton of money, i was notified via phone that my cat was put down suddenly, and an entire week of odd things just poking at me like a fork on the root of a broken tooth non stop for a week. i rolled a nat one for everything. at the end i'm working 3 am on my birthday and my heart goes out of rhythm. 12 hours later later their telling me "were gona kill you to fix you" sone of a bitch i have died once and it was in ohio. the fact she can smile while sitting in the bed and her eyes aren't jaded. it knocks some of the jade off mine.

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

I generally read the comments first as to avoid triggers, and I've seen some things that definitely would've upset me, so thank you to those who commented on the traumatic parts of this video. It may seem silly, but it really helps me, so I appreciate you. 😊

[@vaughnhaney7020]

What's triggering in this video?? Genuinely confused

[@sarahmaxima]

​​@@vaughnhaney7020 probably the part about what happend with the artist and the plane, that is some hard stuff Edit: also thanks phantomtealeaf for giving me the idea to also start doing this, its a quite smart way to avoid certain stuff.

[@vaughnhaney7020]

@@sarahmaxima Oh, I suppose that makes sense. Didn't occur to me since it's not graphic or anything

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

@@vaughnhaney7020 It doesn't have to be graphic, triggers are different for everyone. Some people breeze through life unaffected, others need a warning or a story could spoil their mood. Spiders aren't graphic, but we still put a warning on spider content for those with arachnophobia, it's kind of like that. Look up empaths / highly sensitive people if you're curious, we exist and even the smallest things can be upsetting. ^^;

[@vaughnhaney7020]

@@CelestialBunnyPaws People often call me a highly sensitive person myself actually, but, to be frank, as an abuse victim I've had no choice but to "toughen up". I'm actually an arachnophobe myself for example but my family will force me to dispose of spiders in the house. So mentions of stuff or pictures online etc don't effect me. I'm also the emotional support person and basically unofficial nurse for all my friends, so I'm constantly hearing about all sorts of mental and physical health issues, abuse situations, etc, and have to be strong for them. Between those two things I'm kinda not "allowed" to have triggers (so I have a very robust system to stamp them out when they form, and also to hide panic attacks and flashbacks- PTSD/CPTSD, no one's been able to figure out which lol but every related professional I've seen knows I've got one of them, go brrrr). I'm also generally really good at hiding my feelings up until the point of shutdown or meltdown and can get myself alone before that point 95% of the time so I'm just used to feeling stressed/upset 90% of the time, in fact I've actively been fighting the urge to cry for a solid two weeks lmao. I'm also autistic so other perspectives/feelings and basically just the fact that not everyone does what I do often just doesn't occur to me naturally, it's not that I can't understand or don't care how other people feel, I just sometimes need more explanation, which is why I ask (the more other perspectives I hear, the better my ability to understand others gets) Sorry this explanation got kinda long... But yeah my point is that basically I do understand sensitive ppl exist, what I missed was that some sensitive people haven't been forced to suppress it I'm still curious which part of the video was triggering ngl, was the other person right?

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

2:53 my anxious antisocial ass wants to run in and be like "cathy, Cathy, CATHY, CATHYYYY I NEEEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT FERRETS NOW!!" but we all know ill never actually do that unless im on a HUGE contact high from my extroverted friends.

[@TheMrManjana]

As a Finnish person I love talking crap about my Swedish neighbours... But I would never talk crap about Swedish meatballs

[@johanhalvarsson2148]

Keep talking, noone understands finnish anyway 😘

[@einienj3281]

Mut se on nykyään hyväntahtoista piikittelyä.. ja lihapullia ei piikitellä! 😂

[@johanhalvarsson2148]

See! That looks just like a random collection of letters, much like medicine. And you don't even use u and o right. I've never understood how you write what we pronounce as u.

[@janemiettinen5176]

@@einienj3281Heippa taas! Tää selittää paljon, että sitten satuitkin olemaan maanmies (-nainen). Jatketaan törmäilyä :)

[@janemiettinen5176]

Excluding Ikeas meatballs, but then again, Im not sure they are meatballs. Im not quite sure they are even edible..

[@normalhuman9878]

31:04 I remember reading a book in middle school where this actually happened to a character. Both of his parents were centaurs and he just got both human halves. Then he got abandoned for being fully human. Then his girlfriend was forcibly turned into a mermaid

[@arnezbridges93]

Title please, I kinda wanna read this for real.

[@normalhuman9878]

@@arnezbridges93 I’m sorry, I don’t remember what the title was

[@mysocksarewet]

I’m making a comic that has the same energy