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[@uncleweirdbeard86]

To the guy that got the fake 50. Go to a church and when they collect donations, put that in the tray

[@h.l.aristosolies5292]

That was my first thought as well. 👍🏻

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Even better: Get a ton of them, and then put like 10-15 in the tray every week so it looks like there's multiple people doing it. Eventually, the people handling the donation money will have to say something, and then the entire church community will be against these fake dollar bills.

[@Lastofthesigilites]

Do that but put it in while taking out 30 saying you need change.

[@uncleweirdbeard86]

Like, I am all down for giving the fake money back. But while I am not a religious person, I won't steal from a church. I have morals after all

[@Lastofthesigilites]

@@uncleweirdbeard86 when someone says something about it, the tipper would most likely be in the area of that church. You recognize them and point out they gave you the fifty.

[@tibbetabbi880]

My grandmother had an african grey and I loved that bird. She taught him to sigh and say "ahh I miss having fingers..." and "Wonder if my children miss me", freaked people the fuck out when he would just sigh and say creepy stuff to them. I miss that goddamn bird... 😂

[@lenalandmine]

@tibbetabbi880 this legitimately made my day.

[@tibbetabbi880]

@@lenalandmine I loved that bird, he was a real treasure. I still miss him..

[@chey7691]

Reminds me of my old lovebird who the previous owners taught to swear. That squeak toy voice saying some VERY creative things. Including to say ACAB when they see someone in those tactical vests! Nearly got me in trouble when the neighbors had a fight and they came over to ask if we saw anything. Her favorite was to simply call everyone the b word, but in different tones.

[@chanterelle483]

your grandma was a witch

[@amaristhewitchfromthewoods]

Little fun fact: My cat is named Fiona and she meowed when you said her name

[@mcleafybranch3914]

a good note for me to go to bed on, thanks!

[@crystallinethunder]

I absolutely love this. So. Freaking. Adorable.

[@femboyjueviolegracefoxyali2428]

You deserve the most likes

[@stuchly1]

Pats and scritches for Fiona 😭💙

[@VannahSavage]

What a good bean. 🥰

[@bloodyneptune]

I find it so unbelievably sad that some kids are raised to be legitimately terrified of spending eternity being tortured in hell because they accidentally touched part of their own body while _bathing._

[@ryan-anarchist-2535]

While I do believe some people have experiences similar to this, that specific post reads as a troll

[@chey7691]

You certainly didn't grow up in the buybull belt or a deep red flyover state. There is always some truth to these posts, and believe me I barely believe it even when it's happened to me. ​@@ryan-anarchist-2535

[@thorstenhulser5008]

And how are they supposed to wash these parts?

[@mewity]

​@@thorstenhulser5008 ask le christians

[@Transference90]

​@ryan-anarchist-2535 While that post is definitely a joke/troll, the sentiment is, or at least used to be, a very real belief that someone wasn't supposed to look at their genitals as it was considered a 'sinful' part of their body. You were only only to touch it enough to clean it, and that's it. But as far as I know, any real adherents to that died out of old age back in the 20th century.

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: A town in Alaska had a cat as mayor. His name was Mr. Stubbs, and he was honorary mayor for 17 years. He also lived until he was 20. Rest in peace, sir

[@imnotcrazy7108]

They said that he was honest, unlike most human politicians, and was the best mayor they’ve ever had

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

That’s adorable

[@shinymainespoon]

He drank water from a wine glass

[@smugpittbull]

He didn't raise taxes as well.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

He was mayor at three?! That is child labor!

[@PixieoftheWood]

As a lesbian, I was also like 'holy shit, erections make a noise?' before I figured out it was a joke.

[@amaryillcs2426]

I'm aro/ace and I was genuinely concerned for like 2 seconds, then I got it

[@Wolfie54545]

Y’all.

[@SugarGH0ST]

As another lesbian, I was also confused for about 6 seconds!

[@Zawasbaby]

As a bisexual that has slept with both men and women i was worried about getting my ears checked 💀

[@saros_system]

I was concerned for a while too!

[@Evolved_Skeptic]

My all-time favorite school prank was when a graduating class of high-school kids in America's deep south released a bunch of greased pigs into their school. The _"Found Satan"_ part: They painted the numbers #1, #2 & #4 on their sides. The teachers were kept searching for the missing #3 for _hours..._

[@Smartie234]

I remember an episode from 'What's with Andy' where he did the same thing. I loved that prank as a kid. 😁

[@AhavaMath]

That happened at a school by me, but it was in Chicago.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

We did this with roosters, though there was no greasing involved.

[@mykael79]

I saw a tumblr post once where there was a similar prank with pigs, and when the teachers were looking for the third pig, they found that the senior class filled the elevator with chickens.

[@mustwereallydothis]

For some reason, I had my actual television on recently. The program was one of those disgusting, dating game shows. The object being, a panel of women would admit to their worst three items of "baggage," and a man, after learning about them all, had to choose which woman to take on a date. One "lady" admitted to handing out fake money to homeless people. The man, obviously, chose her for elimination that round. When she was given the chance to explain herself before leaving, she seemed to truly believe that she was about to be completely vindicated as she proudly told the audience about the "uplifting Bible verses" inside the bills. "It gives them hope." She said, with her chin high in the air. She seemed genuinely shocked when she didn't receive the standing ovation she so clearly expected.

[@gretablackwell495]

“Have you found Satan yet, Fiona?” Well considering that was the name of the hurricane which made my barn collapse so hard that the first floor of it became a brand-new basement, I would say she probably has

[@missnaomi613]

I hope y'all are okay!

[@Shugunou]

Fiona is Satan's cousin. They hang out every 666 years.

[@asmodahlia]

I think the worst part of that cup isn't the spider - it's the fact that it would be impossible to stir or clean

[@einienj3281]

Don't put sugar and let the dishwasher worry about it.. ✌🏻❤

[@hungrymusicwolf]

Why, you made it even worse! I hadn't even thought of that yet, now I truly hate the sight of that fake spider.

[@_____134]

THIS!! idc about the spider, i would gag at the fact that no hygiene standards could be achieved and i just drank from such a mug

[@krankarvolund7771]

I always put sugar, that was my first thought as well XD

[@bubblelavender9358]

Can confirm had this cup till it broke when I moved. At first I would drink cocoa or coffee out of it but it never got clean after so I just used it as decoration

[@Sagesae]

At one of the military training schools I attended, there was a message board in one of the community rooms. Mostly, we actually used it to leave messages for each other like telling a friend we'd gone to chow or were at the gym (because this was the time of flip phones and bad service). My best friend knew enough Japanese to write "Sore wa himitsu desu!" in both romanji and hiragana. Our job required us to know a foreign language so it wasn't unusual for random foreign phrases to make it to the board. Any time someone asked her what it meant, she'd just shrug and say "It's a secret." They all got so incredibly angry at her, thinking she was refusing to tell them. Except that's exactly what that phrase means. It cracked me up whenever someone got mad over her answer.

[@Clashfire12]

The foreign language version of "What does IDK and IDC mean?"

[@AvaTheDisasterCat]

I feel proud of myself for figuring out the "Thats a-" part before you said it what it meant (Im learning japanese on duolingo and i feel like im making progress finally)

[@oscarglad5284]

​@@AvaTheDisasterCatreminder to keep going

[@roowyrm9576]

Seed bombs evolved as a tactic during environmental protests against the industrial development of greenfield sites. Meadow seeds (including rare varieties) were mixed with soil and organic fertiliser. These seed bombs were then thrown and catapulted over the fences. In the spring and early summer it was then pointed out that there were wildflowers, including rare ones, growing there, so development had to be halted (temporarily) allowing more time for legal objections. Much fun was had when sitting around a table with friends making seedbombs.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

That's so fucking cool, thanks for sharing❤

[@eldritchabomination9726]

If I remember correctly, that's called guerrilla gardening

[@missnaomi613]

Beautiful!

[@roowyrm9576]

@@eldritchabomination9726 guerilla gardening was also employed in urban sites, planting fruit trees in public places, seeding road verges with wildflower, tidying and planting neglected municipal sites etc.

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

I know about this because of a Pokemon game I haven't played. Pokemon is responsible for like half of my historical and biological knowledge

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

Seed Bombing is actually super good and useful if you wanna combat Unhealthy/Unsustainable places like oversized golf courts that use up healthy natural life for Worse Minigolf, and also other places that just drain water and provide no health for pollinators or actual native wildlife (Always seedbomb with natuve plants to your area though. It helps your native fauna survive and also will require very little to maintain)

[@danielcrafter9349]

I love this

[@imnotcrazy7108]

Click pouring a box of emotional support demons on himself is something I didn’t know I needed to see today

[@wingedyera]

I need a click recreation of the flash dance scene now. Laying backwards over a chair pulling a rope to be showered by emotional support demons

[@eldritchabomination9726]

I read this a second before it happened

[@w.reidripley1968]

Shades of Captain Kirk and the tribbles.

[@missnaomi613]

@@wingedyera oh my smurf, YES!

[@Django45]

Almost like Deadpool bathing in a lot of falling coins in Deadpool 2 opening credits

[@gingercore69]

I would teach the parrot to say "i used to be a human too... Dont drink anything they give you" and offer some coffee after the parrot says that

[@redacted1173]

I also played a really evil prank on my brother when we were younger: (for context we used to sleep in the same bedroom) I had, and actually still have, a doll my parents bought me when I was 1, I think, that my brother was absolutely terrified of so he had a plan to stay safe: before we went to bed, he would put the doll in the closet and lock its doors by putting a lung ruler through the handles. I was getting really sick of it for some reason and, since that day he had been particularly rude to me, I decided to pull a "little" prank on him: I waited for him to completely fall asleep, I unlocked the closet, put the ruler on the ground and put the doll on the feet of his bed. The next morning I heard him screaming at the top of his lungs while I was calmly having breakfast... it was beautiful

[@jimwormmaster]

You are brilliantly evil.

[@Nox.x_ART]

You evil, despicable monster! I love it

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

I have to try this with a baby cousin of mine

[@redacted1173]

@@Nox.x_ART why, thank you

[@redacted1173]

@@Vlad_Tepes_III glad I'm giving you ideas

[@GladJack]

I feel like a parrot chanting "BIRD CURSE! BIRD CURSE!" interspersed with creepy whistles would actually be pretty awful.

[@eevilauntie]

Elderly people's trust in my ability to fix their phones and computers is so sweet and wholesome, I could never betray that trust. I don't think Satan would either

[@KratonWolf]

My grandmother, who was new to computers, spent hours typing aomething up on microsoft word, sat back to proofread it, and the screen eventually goes black (screensaver) and she freaked out believing it lost power and she lost all her work. I was like 4 at the time, and I just went up and moved the mouse for her.

[@generalkindle3308]

Watching a video about finding Satan while playing a game about escaping hell and holding a demon plushie is probably the best thing I’ve done all month.

[@AngelusaNobilis]

Wear a Ghost shirt and you’ve ascended.

[@charimonfanboy]

My niece once went through a period of being terrified of the monster under her bed. I was babysitting one night, put her to bed, left the room, but stayed in the corridor for a bit in case she woke up screaming as she sometimes did and heard growling coming from my nephew's room followed by my niece screaming. I went to see my nephew first, he was growling with into a walkie-talkie. I found the other one hidden under niece's bed. My nephew was an evil genius

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Holy hell 😆 How old was he?? This is Next Level

[@charimonfanboy]

@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose she was around 5/6 maybe a bit younger. which would make him around 7/8

[@hyliastone286]

Was?

[@charimonfanboy]

@@hyliastone286 This was about a decade ago, jury is still out on genius, but very much think he dropped the evil a while back. pretty sure

[@hyliastone286]

@@charimonfanboy Ah, I see. Good, good. I was worried the was meant he was no more. Glad I was wrong

[@frostlone925]

13:45 Funfact, ravens can talk too. Imagine teaching a pet raven to only say "Nevermore."

[@Buterscotch_pie]

Ooh, yeah, ravens have a really low voice as well. I can imagine you inviting someone to your place, they come in the evening, and when they step onto the porch of your house, they hear THIS from the darkness. Hehehe, if you're a psychologist, you have a new client😗✌️

[@OfficialIvy2006]

the raven is watching

[@sirilundgren]

seedbombing is actually like an actual thing! its when you spread wildflower seeds in areas to help biodiversity :) for bees and anarchy

[@synthemagician4686]

Seed bombing sounds pretty interesting, I didn't even know it was a thing... On an unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get stinging nettle seeds in bulk?

[@ellabennett6091]

​@@synthemagician4686any forest with nettles? Also probably Amazon.

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

@@synthemagician4686 Experimental Farm Network. Also Etsy. Fun fact, stinging nettles are one of the most nutritious plants on Earth, if you pick them before they develop their nettles, which is why some gardeners grow them on purpose.

[@Green24152]

Bees and Anarchy, an excellent pairing.

[@booterfly6367]

I have religious OCD and watching your videos was personal exposure therapy for me and now i get through them pretty much no problem. Anyway, thanks for being chaotic Click

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

Exposure in which way? Sorry you have to deal with that.

[@OracleGrouse]

Religious ocd?

[@hazeltree7738]

​@@OracleGrouseI think they mean PTSD, but I'm not sure

[@wolfplay013]

Fun fact: That waldo captcha thing is actually a real thing. It's used for a support form which if you actually get it right, you won't even get a reply.

[@janzibansi9218]

If you can find waldo, you can go google that shite!

[@AberrantChibi]

What kind of department uses a support form like that? Aside from Hell, I mean.

[@Mac_the_toaster]

17:10 No what you got to do is bring window cleaner, empty it, wash it out well, than fill it with blue Gatorade (can't spell sorry) than when they say no liquids DRINK IT ALL... than with a straight face put it back and stare in there eyes and say "you said no liquids now there is none" and just enjoy the face of horror as they let you though because you really don't have any more liquids

[@arui6143]

Considering the heatwaves recently, I wouldn't bat an eye if someone said Satan had brought hell up to us at this point

[@dogouchu4356]

If it means punishing the assholes I’m fine with that

[@oakenshadow6763]

You got a heat wave? We hot tons of rain.

[@arui6143]

​@@oakenshadow6763Yeah, but I wish we didn't. I don't handle heat well;-;

[@Firefly_105]

Me who lives in Canada : Indeed Satan brought hell to us and some idiots are helping him gladly :']

[@tarrantwolf]

​@@Firefly_105I never realized Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer and Trudeau were all names for the same person. lol

[@E.T.42]

The motorbike-shaped present was something my mum did to me, but in reverse. When I was a child, I had a cylindrical waste paper basket under my desk that I would put my feet on, which bent it out of shape, so my parents kept telling me not to. I kept doing it anyway and it became something of a running gag that I would get a new waste paper basket for my birthday if I didn't stop. Well, my birthday comes and there's a cylindrical parcel among my presents. I assumed it was the waste paper basket and was disappointed, so I didn't unwrap it until last. When I finally did, it was a dolphin plushie I had wanted for ages, surrounded by lots of padding. My mum nearly choked laughing at her prank. She then told me she'd spent a good hour wrapping it to resemble the wastepaper basket. We still laugh about it (and I still have the plushie).

[@Casper_Gh0st]

Fun fact, Greenland was called "green" because the explorers that got there first wanted more people to go there so they lied about the weather.

[@yuki97kira]

Then..does iceland want the opposite?

[@millimcmonger4702]

@@yuki97kira Nah, they had the exact same idea, but somewhere along the way back home the initial "N" got lost and none noticed.

[@-BubblyArt-]

Lol I thought Greenland and Iceland’s name lied (ig lied) about the climate bc the first people who where there where hiding from the Vikings to trick them. I’m stupid ig

[@Mag3.1415]

@@millimcmonger4702niceland XD

[@chrisboudreau4057]

A little troll by the viking who 'discovered' america

[@DesMuttYS]

Having gone to school and live in Texas for years, we were taught and old about Lyndon Baines Johnson. The story about LBJ and the amphicar left out one of the most interesting parts. See, there were times when he would pull that prank with newlyweds, to see if the couple would try to help each other get out before the car hit the water, or if they would simply try to save themselves.

[@chloenelson3951]

I think the most evil prank I ever pulled was the revenge I did after my younger brother changed the wifi password without warning the rest of the household. I bought musical candles and hid them throughout his room while he was out. Not just left sitting in places, but blue tacked behind ledges as well. I stuck one on top of a fan blade. The sounds of him yelling as he tore his room apart to find them was so amazing.

[@janus1958]

21:39 In school I had a friend who would ask me how spell a word. I would tell him, but after reaching the end of the word I'd keep going with letters just to see how far he'd keep writing before figuring it out.

[@toblexson5020]

"As long as it only involves restarting a router" Knowing how bad governments are with their IT infrastructure, you probably could cause chaos if you can find the right off-switch.

[@arianebolt1575]

Soldier here. We once had the entire armory lose air conditioning because someone pressed a button clearly labeled "Do not press".

[@itsliuxiang]

Just press off-switches and disconnect cables at random. It’ll take a while for them to figure it out. “The power’s on, why isn’t it starting” and the monitor isn’t plugged to the pc or something

[@thestarsailor972]

13:58 You dont actually need parrots for that, you can train crows to speak just as well as parrots (i believe there is a slight process in getting them to be able to talk) but then you can teach them and they just fly off and repeat what you teach them in places people are certain no one would know to prank them at Or just teach them to mimic human screams

[@kellyntaylor8184]

Fun animal fact: if cats let you boop them, they trust you completely

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

My cat lets me boop him :D

[@kellyntaylor8184]

@@F.R.E.D.D2986 then your cat trusts you more than anything

[@OracleGrouse]

My birds let me boop them. Not exactly cats, but feathered cats

[@kellyntaylor8184]

@@OracleGrouse Well then your birds trust you enough to maybe give you their feathers

[@OracleGrouse]

@@kellyntaylor8184 I mean, they drop them all the time. I have enough feathers to make 6 new birds

[@night_san03]

2:15 the funny thing is, that is legally consider soliciting, and OP could've sued the church as well as the people who gave him that money for around $200. Given the circumstances, it could also be considered counterfeiting, since they provided an illegitimate form of currency as part of a transaction under the pretext that it was legal US currency. So that means jail time and a lesson learned for the awful people that harass retail workers in that manner. I'm not sure the case could still hold since it is older, but rest assured OP can now feel even worse about the whole thing, knowing that he could've gotten the most malicious revenge if he just contacted the police and a lawyer.

[@wolfwing1]

my favorite practical joke is run into a store yelling, "QUick whats the date." and if they don't give the year even funnier say, "No man the year." and when you get the year run out saying, "IT WORKED IT WORKED!!!."

[@aepigeons9375]

We adopted a parrot who makes what sounds like the voice of an electronic toy that's low on battery, or sort of the sound you get when you try to inhale as you talk, and let me tell you, that is a terrifying sound to hear from a dark corner when you get hungry at 2 am.

[@silvadelshaladin]

They made everyone practice for graduation in record heat and humidity -- it was over 100 degrees, so as a payback, everyone brought a ping pong ball to the actual graduation and handed over a ping pong ball for the diploma. By the time the last person was called there were hundreds of ping pong balls.

[@missnaomi613]

This is the kind of prank I like... Nobody got scared, and nobody got hurt!

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

There was a similar protest at a Christian school where each student handed over a Pride flag

[@WhyIsTheClosetDoorOpening]

The guy who hid the computer file could make copies of the project and put one in each of the folders but change the words past the preview, forcing her to open all of the files and have to read them to know which one was the actual project. That would be truly evil. You’re welcome.

[@-BubblyArt-]

You know it’s a good day when you hear “JEEZY BOI! ARE YOU GONNA PAY ME RENT? HERM?”

[@jaxscales6158]

Was looking for a comment about that part 😂

[@alternativeplane]

Fun fact: In Iceland roadside billboards and ads are heavily regulated and very rare to minimize distractions on the road and reduce accidents. Ads in the sky would be the complete opposite of that

[@crystalmrstessaroifyourena3505]

Do not leave water with sugar in a gas can ! Put sugar in gas in a gas can so they don't notice the difference in smell .

[@billiebluesheepie2907]

Fill it most of the way up with water and put a cup full of gas in - it will float on top of the water and smell normal.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Satan is pleased by this cooperative operative

[@fanusobscurus]

See, this gets even better. The sugar and water will cause the engine to not start. Sugar and gas? That will seize up the entire engine.

[@superautogamingfan]

5:36 love that he missed that the answer was posted by God

[@sillygoober213]

I just finished one of six of my classes for school. I'm in the middle of a depressive episode so the fact that I was able to finish it is amazing and I'm incredibly proud of myself. For anyone else who's currently struggling right now, you got this I believe in you. Also, great video Click, keep up the good work

[@sylmaerie]

i’m so proud of you!!! being in a depressive episode at the end of a semester/school year is one of the toughest things i’ve ever gone through (4 semesters in a row, actually….Yeah) and every little bit of progress during those times is an amazing feat. please make sure you’re getting enough food and water and at least try to get a decent amount of sleep-balancing it out over the course of a week if you can’t get good sleep every single night is still really good. you got this friend!!!

[@urielgrey]

So proud of you!!! Hugs and hope you feel better soon and have the dr and support system u need.

[@riveramnell143]

I’m so proud of you! I have bipolar and my depressive episodes made me quit school. I’m so happy you pushed through and succeeded! Congratulations you so deserve it ❤

[@apriljk6557]

That's right!❤🎉

[@AngelusaNobilis]

Im proud of you

[@lenalandmine]

“I wanna do dis” is the best part of the whole video I swear. The face, the voice. 10/10.

[@KibuFox]

I've done the yogurt in a shampoo bottle one when flying. The look of abject horror on the TSA inspectors was priceless.

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

I'ma try it

[@miciarokiri5182]

Someone in my city had an anphibious car and would do this just to freak out people who were at the boat launch. They didn't yell about breaks as far as I know, but they would just keep driving while people screamed at them. Beautiful little vintage car, auqa and white.

[@sorry_i_missclicked]

Click: “Have you found Satan yet Fiona?” Me: “Fiona?” My brain: “Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me // Do it in my van every Sunday” Me: “Well…”

[@genesisofthebetween]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@GeeGeeGemini]

😂 I do get that a lot

[@MidnitePixy]

One of my dad's neighbor's did the sugar water gas can thing when there was a string of people having their tool sheds broken into at night and everyone who'd been robbed had gas cans stolen. They took the gas can and shortly after the burglaries stopped.

[@ianbaughman]

17:54 Why is your shoulder censored? "Oh dear, a portion of cloth! We mustn't let the public bear witness!"

[@heidilse1046]

I was just checking the comments to see if anybody ells noticed it

[@SoYouHaveAMother]

@@heidilse1046same

[@ignaciomejiasmuller1842]

@@heidilse1046 x2

[@pr0xZen]

As a kid when visiting I tried hiding in my cousin's closet to jumpscare her when she was about to fall asleep. Next thing I knew I woke in the guestroom and the sun was up. It wasn't a _complete_ failure though, I _did_ manage tobscare her. She had jumped out of bed and ran squealing to her parents' bedroom saying there was a monster snarling in the closet. It was little 8 y/o me, partly snuggled up in a big toppled stack of towels, snoring like a big ol' tractor 😅🤦‍♂️

[@DragonriderEpona]

"Have you found Satan, Fiona?" Me, looking at my Emotional Support Demon, still debating whether I should do a photoshoot at the chapel of the Catholic student dorm I live at.

[@archonfett]

yes

[@missnaomi613]

Yes!

[@samwamm85]

taking colloidal water onto a flight. "is that a liquid?" "no look it's solid" *tips it making a wooden noise* on the flight the pressure difference destabilises it back into a drinkable liquid. (the process does not reverse manually)

[@SevCaswell]

fun fact: I was the victim of a flasher in my primary school playground when I was 9. Between the Primary school and the related Secondary school was a public footpath, so it was illegal to block it, but the primary school didn't have the space for a kitchen and dinning room, so we had to cross this footpath every day to have lunch. The gates were supposed to be kept locked at all times, except when students were crossing under adult supervision. But after one lunch sometime in my 3rd year there the gate didn't lock properly and a man who was known to frequent the area to flash the students (both schools were girls only) came in and stood by the gate holding his coat open. There were about 5 or 6 of us that could see him but unlike the other girls who screamed I just stood there confused, as all I saw was a pink man holding his coat open, I think it was so cold that day that nothing was visible. The adults were far far more traumatized that it happened than I was.

[@robokill387]

He must have had a very small penis then.

[@stripyword1655]

I can just imagine if you laughed or asked "where is it?" 😂 He never even woulve thought of doing it again from embarrassment 😂

[@drtaverner]

5:55 Just a note: In Dante's _Inferno_ the Ninth Circle of Hell is a frozen wasteland full of ice and frozen lakes. So some places in Hell are cold.

[@admiralensin.]

I thought the ninth circle of hell was a geometry dash level

[@mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056]

I remembered having a discussion of that. When we got to the Eighth and Ninth Circle of Hell (Fraud and Betrayal, respectively), we knew that the crimes done are the same (deceiving someone); the main difference was who is the target. Fraud targets people you don't know, while Betrayal is done to people you know and befriended. My main thought that the reason the Ninth Circle of Hell is just a frozen wasteland is to symbolize the cold-blooded nature of Betrayal; deceiving or backstabbing someone who knew you, who trusted you. Purest example is Judas Iscariot.

[@MrAwesomeone]

​@@mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056Judas is eternally being chomped by Satan though isn't he? The cold blooded thing makes a lot of sense though I like that

[@p4ngolin]

23:00 fun fact, in advertising they dont use milk with cereal for pictures of videos. They use elmer's glue (sometimes a bit diluted) specifically because of the viscous factor, so the cereal doesnt just sink like a stone and stays visible longer. Anyway I dont know if yall have tried cereals with yogurt instead of milk but its da bomb.

[@Jaybird196]

My mother, and the family dogs, enjoyed it, immensely. No joke.

[@jimmyku3720]

23:22 I got one: "LOWERCASEuppercase" and you tell your friend "lowercaseuppercase, but uppercase is lowercase and lowercase is uppercase."

[@janethbarajas5063]

2:11 apparently a church was given one of those in the offering basket...they were extremely offended. But it definitely make me cackle 😂😂

[@AsmodeusDHare]

I watched a church couple drop one of those in the cup of a Vietnam veteran who was down on luck. It was at that time I felt that sometimes homicide is justified.

[@janethbarajas5063]

@@AsmodeusDHare how disgusting of those people. Nobody deserves to be given hope of filling an essential life necessity and have that taken away

[@archonfett]

well Jezzy did say turnabout is fair play or was it turn the other cheek eh same thing

[@MissySodapop]

when I was a kid one of my dad's friends had a parrot and me and her kids tried to teach it to say "don't eat me". This backfired when he decided he only liked half of the phrase and after that when we had dinner at their house the parrot would start screaming "EAT ME" in the background the entire time until we were done eating

[@Turner_Strait]

Well. The Pokémon move "Seed Bomb" just became a whole lot more suspicious

[@tarrantwolf]

"Your gardevoir has been seeded."

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

@@tarrantwolf Not the worst possible Pokemon. Psychic Pokemon have been shown to be able to understand speech VERY well, and can communicate easily. The worst one would be Vaporeon. "Your Vaporeon has been seeded"

[@archonfett]

@@Ijustusethistocommentstuff (in Click's voice) "didja know?"

[@tanja_the_fox]

The only thing I found on R34

[@pranavghantasala6808]

10:13 Now that Across the Spiderverse is out you can tell your kids "don't make the floor dirty or the Spot come here"

[@Fluffy_noodles]

can we just talk about how impossibly wholesome and funny the click is?

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Once it begins it never ends 😊

[@missnaomi613]

Yes we can!

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

​@@missnaomi613you have the same name as me ☺️

[@nicholashernandez4611]

12:40 Adventure Capitalist. In the theme of the game, this was devilishly genius.

[@freakthecentipede2743]

Making the guessing first names power wholesome: you can make trans people feel great by guessing their choosen names

[@MomAmiAndKiddoKelsi]

I bow down to you! THIS is the right way to use your gift! ❤

[@mxdnxght_moor]

or if they're having trouble choosing a name then the one you guess is The One

[@3rduck735]

I wonder if there’s somewhere to search The Click’s videos by what name he says at the start.

[@adrianschick7300]

​@@3rduck735someone made a chart on his subreddit recently

[@missnaomi613]

@@mxdnxght_moor Yes! I was just thinking, they could help my daughter find her name! 🏳‍⚧

[@Snailman3516]

I made a really inspired two sentence horror a while back: The microwave stopped with a satisfying "ding!" "Oh boy! My sushi is done!"

[@DrachenGothik666]

🤣😂 I'm legit giggling right now.

[@Gremlin_andCrew]

24:02 yes. That is pure evil, it even happened to me. When i was in 7th grade my English teacher made the whole class read The Giver. It was by far my favorite book I've ever read in any school I've been to. Once we finished the book the teacher decided to let us watch the movie as part of the assignment. It was completely ruined. The story in the book vs the movie was so different. The movie changed so much It left me furious that day.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Villain Origin Story

[@theredgamer211]

This is me with both Giver and Ready Player One

[@lorifiedler13]

Are you sure the teacher didn't just encourage you to read instead of just watching the movie?

[@n.a.nameless5435]

That is why my personal philosophy is to either watch the movie or read the book. Never both.

[@glenngriffon8032]

On birds: If you live where ravens abundant you should feed them and gain their trust. Since ravens can actually mimic human speech teach them to say "they're coming for you" or something ominous like that. Then send your messengers into the world.

[@WynterNoName]

one time at my highschool, someone didn't study for a exam and they called a bomb threat. Everyone was evacuaded, when the police arrived he was arguing with the police to go back inside to get he's jacket.

[@archonfett]

in college someone called in an anthrax scare to the building classes were closed for the day my business law teacher had to pulled out of his office by the cops and he was telling them "someone is just trying to get out of a test"

[@erinjackson8119]

I love when Click makes his “you smell nice and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise” jokes because I always watch these videos before I take a shower and I know I smell bad

[@chantehayward6225]

Forget dandelion fluff, my friends and I sprinkled about 2 shopping bags worth of thorns across the rugby field. 😅 For those that don't know... Thorns are ALSO seeds to that stuff spread like crazy. 😂

[@AnalystPrime]

18:53 Fun historical fact: President Johnson was the last president who was allowed to drive on public roads. Feel free to draw your own conclusions.

[@t0xykk]

watching this with a horrible concussion, somehow he still makes me laugh while im bedridden, and cannot sleep tonight. thank you for making this a little bit better for me, clicky. -daniel

[@Roadent1241]

Hope you get better!

[@missnaomi613]

Feel better, dear internet stranger! 🙏❤

[@paddyodriscoll8648]

There was a show called, “Dark shadows” in the 60s. The main character was, “Barnabas Collins,” and his hand would wander around the house by itself. This freaked me out as a child, and my brother knew this,,, so, one night, he hid under the bed and,,,,, well, you can imagine the rest. I think they had to get fighters to peel me off the ceiling. I’m still not right.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Click saying "you smell amazing" is as heartwarming as the fact he lives inside our walls and knows all of our secrets

[@Kidwithbandana]

How do you comment everywhere I can go to 60000 different genres spanning across 9473847387474847 different channels but your here

[@LexusLFA554]

@@Kidwithbandana He is a bot

[@Drag0nmaster]

@@Kidwithbandanai bet it's a bot.

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Everywhere I go I see you (on KZbin)

[@-BubblyArt-]

@@LexusLFA554 I’m pretty sure that it also uses AI. But yes it’s a bot

[@wolf1066]

21:41 - the great thing about the "Corey" one, is not that Corey got tricked into giving the wrong answer, it's that the teacher - who was clearly on the edge of a complete mental breakdown - just had someone give an answer to "what's two plus two?" that's bad enough to push him right over that edge...

[@Parker8752]

Depending on the country, if someone placed a sign saying that a dog was friendly and it attacked someone, the dog might be killed. In the UK, I'm pretty certain the dog would be killed.

[@tarrantwolf]

Yeah, it'd be put down in much of the US too.

[@mollysministuff]

I can just imagine a disgusting neighbor doing this to someone's dog just cause they think it's annoying. Some people are just cruel.

[@charlescannon2469]

Christian: If you don't change you'll go to a place full of people like you! Me: I mean I love me and do my best to be good to everyone. Hell sounds amazing.

[@SartorialDragon]

3:20 "seedbombing" is a known term. It's part of guerilla gardening! Guerilla gardening is basically planting stuff in public areas without asking permission e.g. around the trees in your street. In my city in Germany, this is done a lot! Seedbombing is that you get a little ball of dirt that has seeds rolled into it, sometimes activists or your local neighborhood nature friends hand them out. You drop or throw or place that somewhere and flowers or grass can hopefully grow there! ❤

[@elainad6728]

Aw that's so sweet 🥺

[@TheDarksaphira]

Oh god the picture of Click just pouring a box of the Emotional Support Demons over himself was amazing and I LOVE it. Wow. They are so cute!

[@alyssafitzgerald83]

The drawing on the blackboard made me smile before Click began reading even the first meme.

[@canteventhough]

I can imagine being the leopard woman's child. "SHE IS REAL THOUGH... NO ... NOOOO!!!" *burns corkboard with the red yarn* *revise all memories* "MOM. YOU ATE TIMMY."

[@thatdisabledprincess]

I should really learn how to crochet an emotional support demon and/or mango... Designing those patterns would be such a fun challenge

[@amberkat8147]

2:01- that is indeed evil. You get their hopes up only to utterly crush them. Servers LIVE on tips. Some stupid religious pamphlet isn't going to help them pay their bills, and it's not going to make them feel kindly towards the religion of the person who screwed them over like that either. It's not cool, fun, or a good way to proselytize. It is a cruel thing to do and should NEVER be done period.

[@Pixl3ros3]

In the hospital with a severe case of covid right now and seeing this vid pop up in my feed is just what I needed to see today! Thank you so much man!!!

[@missnaomi613]

Wishing you a quick and complete recovery!

[@Pixl3ros3]

@@missnaomi613 thank you so much. This is the second time I have caught covid and the first time covid caused a mild heart attack. I hate this shit so much.

[@safirinha5582]

this reminds me of something i do. i teach circus to kids and some times the parents like to join in on the class(i also always encourage them to join in at least on the warm ups and stretches, because it's good for your health). and every time a parent joins in i just know their flexibility is gonna be negative 100, so when i tell them to do something that is, like, medium to hard level, i always look at them with the most disappointed face and say, "come on, this isn't hard,, you can do more then that. that can't be your limit, you're kidding me, right?" , knowing full well that they're already beyond their limit, and actually doing pretty well. seeing their faces go "oh shit, am i really that terrible at this? am i really so out of shape i can't do basic stuff?" is priceless. i never do this with the kids tho, because i know if i do, one of the kids will scream "I DO BALLET SINCE I WAS 4! WATCH THIS!" and do something that will absolutely humiliate me...

[@MrSkullVA]

21:57 When I was in school we had a teacher who always started talking about secondary stuff to then ask "ehm.. what was I saying?" and me being in the first desks were the first one to suggest random words like "watermelon" and the teacher: "oh right the watermel- OH COME ON!!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@fadelsukoco3092]

31:54 One way I can think of making this more evil is to copy the actual document a bunch of times, put one in each folder, except for each copy, have all the text run through Google translate a bunch of times. That way the files will all be about the same file size.

[@ArielVHarloff]

puuting your grandma up to splashing water at your mom (I assume that's the family relations there) especially when your grandma loved the empty fake glass so much is both mean and genius. Depending on your age and your mom/grandma's parenting style it may also get you house arrest XD

[@myeramimclerie7869]

33:19 in an old German comedy movie called Feuerzangenbowle (fire tongs punch) there were school boys putting up a sign at the school's front gate that read "School's closed today due to construction work". The kids showed up and went home again immediately (this was pre-internet and pre-phone chain). The teachers were furious and started debating what to do. The youngest teacher finally suggested to turn the prank into reality. They went with it and did heavy construction work that day. 😂

[@disheartenedboi]

why does Click look like he just broke out of a Swedish psych ward

[@cherylfeather9408]

Well he does have to have some kind of an off camera life to make cool videos doesn't he?

[@tarrantwolf]

Why do you think he didn't just break out?

[@Bildgesmythe]

I just picture him as a Viking taking over the world with humor and dashing good looks!

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Swedish psych wards have a nurturing approach to treatment. As long as he behaves well, he’s allowed to make videos in the Creativity Corner of the common area. The other patients give him content for r/FoundSatan, of course, but he gets the best from the whispers of a cursed bedpan cheese shredder.

[@jimwormmaster]

Bedpan cheese shredder? O.o

[@Jupiter_Spy]

There was a story of a teacher who helped out with a group of like kindergarten/1st grade deaf kids partnered with hearing kids in a class and she had to explain to the deaf kids that farts make noise and they were all offended over the hearing kids laughing over it.

[@couldntcareless7884]

14:24 too straightforward. Say “blood of virgins does wonders, you know?” And let them realise the implications

[@erorr.sanitynotavailable6937]

Aro profile!

[@theredgamer211]

Another aro out in the wild!

[@couldntcareless7884]

@@erorr.sanitynotavailable6937 pretty much no one ever comments on it, and now I get two in a row…

[@amaryillcs2426]

🫶💚🤍🩶🖤

[@samalander8534]

I've done one of those Impossibles puzzles - not only do they have no borders and extra pieces, their images are repeating patterns. But they're really not all that bad, just sort the peices by color/individual image and they work up pretty quick! It only took my aunt and I a couple hours

[@exuletempus]

I always wanted to get a bunch of traffic cones, reroute traffic around one block, and wait to see if anyone figures it out before there is a traffic jam

[@dany_fg]

click holding a little satan with a box full of them off screen: "I'm a little evil today"

[@Persholm1]

I love your content. It’s always wholesomeness blended with chaos

[@Yuruble]

24:15 - Or else it gets the Percy Jackson treatment, where we get a horrible movie, but then years latter we get an entire series with input from the author.

[@Neakco]

Actually did one of those impossible puzzles with a group. We bought it used and the 5 extra pieces had been separated. One of the people looked it it went "well that's no fun" dumped the pieces into the box and shook it all up.

[@maru867]

Ohh my god, THANK YOU SO MUCH for your spider trigger warning. I never have experienced anyone including it in their content, TikTok for some reason thinks I like seeing random clips from absolutely godless spiders and every time I'm getting almost a heart attack... It does not take much to give people a heads up so thank you so much 😭😭😭❤❤❤

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

4:17 Your friend's cousin is an evil genius.

[@DelphiBellatrixRiddle]

3:48 I have a similar story except a kidnapper. Apparently the situation was that a kid had seen a scary man in a white van pick up a girl who was eating a lollipop and looking sick and tired in the middle of the day and having just learned the trope of kidnappers driving white vans and luring kids in with drugged candy and assumed the girl was kidnapped, especially as she wasn't in school the next day. They told the teachers who freaked out and called the cops. There was a huge investigation and the school was guarded by police until they figured out that the "kidnapper" was the girl's dad and just picking up his daughter who had become sick during the day, that’s why she wasn't in school the next day