r/F***YouKaren - N...NO?

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[@TheClick]

Some peeps asked about the hoodie. It sells here: gamersupps.gg?afmc=Click 10% off with that link or use "Click" on checkout

[@kamilsowik7884]

1:34 Can we get sorc for the immage on the bottle? Once I'll get send to hell from that knowlage I might buy a vip ticket to chat with santa himself on the way there.

[@idontvex]

sry already bought some with a different creator code

[@jimcable9689]

Baisline respect is what politeness, aka, hospitality, was SUPPOSED to be. However.... peo0le.... people " forget the words". ... : /

[@piotrmystkowski4541]

17:24 this is very good idea. I know I shouldn't comment it here but it will be such a great thing for me and other peoples who are trying to learn Swedish.

[@gamehunter2477]

8:58 Click you gotta be careful about about having different words to mean respect or else you end up with 尊重 to respect (somebody’s beliefs) 敬重 to respect (an authority) 信成 to respect (a person) 遵守 to respect (an agreement) 崇敬 to greatly respect (someone) 钦佩 to respect; to admire; to look up to Dont open the flood gates!

[@morgannaomi1231]

My fiance's mom is named Karen and she thinks the stereotype is *hilarious* She recently made her profile picture a meme about Karens and no less than 6 women commented on it saying it was offensive and 5 of them unfriended her because she wouldn't take it down. One of them accused her of targeting her specifically and my fiance's mom was like "your name's Kathy and we haven't spoken in 5 years. But if the shoe fits😘" God, I love that woman

[@lucarudloff687]

Chaotic good Karen. We stan.

[@charliekahn4205]

If you love the MIL, you'll love her child. This relationship will last forever.

[@morgannaomi1231]

@@lucarudloff687 you're absolutely right about the chaotic part lol I regularly get screen shots of her telling people to stop being Karen's and it's always the best part of my day lol

[@morgannaomi1231]

@@charliekahn4205 she definitely raised a good one. We dated once when I was 19 and he was 21 and it definitely didn't end well. But in the 6.5 years in between, we both went through major life events(he had a daughter and I got sick and became disabled) and also we've both been in therapy for several years, so now at 29 and 31, we have the type of relationship I've always wanted my loved ones to have lol

[@shiomicchi7247]

What a queen

[@itachu314]

My grand mother is named Karen. So one time in a store there was only one worker and he was busy so she waits politely to demand to speak to the manager. Then when she got the manager she told him that the worker needed a raise due to the level of work she has to put up with.

[@atommidas200]

The anti-Karen

[@TrentSimpson]

Based.

[@Silliest-guy-the-ever]

the reverse karen

[@lea7006]

The only reason to demand a manager 🦸‍♀️

[@Jade_4ded]

your grandmother isnt karen she is nerak the opposite of karen...

[@inkdd1463]

Every time I hear a Karen say “let’s burn this/these books because they contain (LGBT/non-racist/actual science/generally good things) and I don’t agree with it!” Or something around those lines; I always think “uhh yeah, didn’t the Nazis do this?.. like, this exact thing?”

[@Kirk9019]

Why yes! Yes they did! Funny how that works out, eh? (PS I love D&D ❤️)

[@eldritchabomination9726]

Yup that is exactly what happened

[@md79melissa]

yup and thats why we burn the history books next

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@eldritchabomination9726 Let me tell you: The sheer amount of Karens, Looneys and Science-Deniers Creaky Blinder, Some More News and Emma Thorne cover, is mindboggling //dowiththatinfowhatever

[@anonymousanonymous9587]

I agree with getting rid of some books, they can be very bad for children. Things that promote racist ideas and stuff like that. We should definitely get rid of tho- Oh wait the Karens are choosing. *no.*

[@stonefox2546]

Conservatives: "let's burn books with themes we don't like!" Also conservatives: "Dr. Seuss not continuing to publish these three stories is cancel culture!"

[@PoppyDiabolique]

Can I just say as a trans woman that I really appreciate this content? Like I know the click is cursed but he has such a no-nonsense way of looking at LGBT stuff and it feels really welcoming.

[@nenmaster5218]

ALL the Crazyness you could ever ask for, provided by Creaky Blinder, Telltale, Sci Man Dan and Hbomberguy. Entire Channels specialized on Whack, it's so much fun. Though i guess i should make a Disclaimer that i can possibly get a bit darker, too. And i havent even MENTIONED yet Flat-Earth Debunks and C-Theory-Debunkers, which is it's own thing on YT now. I could name-drop some if you like, but i dont wanna overstep my Role as 'Random helpful stranger'.

[@celticlass8573]

❤

[@lydiaboll2872]

Can I just say that I love your username, ma’am?

[@monroerobbins7551]

Agreed. As a trans lad, it’s nice to see folks like the Click and One Topic. :)

[@poseidons_child.]

@@nenmaster5218😂

[@TReyeHD]

Living in a household with a Karen has taught me one thing; They feed off of arguing with us. It makes them stronger. If you encounter a Karen in the wild it's best to avoid eye contact as to prevent being attacked. If you accidently made eye contact the Karen will spray a pheromone at you. Point in a direction behind the Karen and yell "LOOK! A MANAGER!" and quickly run away. Don't be fooled though! If you think you've escaped them the pheromone will eventually attract more Karens to your general direction. You should not return to your home immediately or else it will become their target. As a safety precaution turn on your 5G on your smartphone, wear a mask that says "I am vaccinated" and always, ALWAYS keep your eyes open. The wild supermarket is a treacherous place. We pray for your safety.

[@reaperking7748]

So where are the usual places where they congregate at?

[@thelastword810]

The Walmart bathroom

[@reaperking7748]

@@thelastword810 So only shop for necessities from Walmart online, got it

[@s0lastsummer7]

🤣

[@nerdynobody574]

thank you and stay strong my friend

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Click : wears a hoodie Everyone: oh cool Click: puts on sunglasses, dyes hair blue and grows a beard One topic: _wait a second_

[@emily_clare]

*holup*

[@LucanVaris]

If he can't _have_ Toppicy-Woppicy, he'll _become_ Toppicy-Woppicy.

[@sour.e4591]

it’s all coming full circle 😊

[@mrr1132]

So you're saying... In the future, there will be TWO topics?

[@sour.e4591]

@@mrr1132 AYO 👈😼👈

[@brianssong5382]

The best take I've heard on the climate debate is funnily enough from RTGame. It's basically along the lines of: even if global warming wasn't real, surely we should still try to recycle. Surely we should still try to invest in renewable energy. Even if global warming wasn't real, we have very real trash problems and a very real risk of resources eventually running out sooner rather than later.

[@gamesandglory1648]

But no, the idiots sometimes go out of the way to purposely be wasteful, wtf

[@hunterroundtree8793]

@@gamesandglory1648 yeah, it honestly saddens me.

[@kuzzbillington6392]

...and also air pollution kills millions of people every year across the globe. Tho that may not be all bad, since humans apparently can't control the harmful population growth any other way.

[@Badartist888]

I have a relative who loves all animals and considers them 'better than humans' yet is against climate change action and environmental regulation.

[@wfcoaker1398]

The argument seems to be "What if we made the world a better place for no reason?" Lol

[@Kath3r1n3H.]

Karens always reminds me one scene from B99 Gina: " How was I supposed to know that my actions will have consequences. "

[@lilplaguedoc6682]

The Halloween thing truly made my eye twitch. Ah, yes. Let the young children go out on their own because you won't let their 15+ sibling or 20+ parent take them out without getting fined or jailed- iswtg. Its trick or treating, after a certain age you ditch the candy and just hang out at parties or cosplay

[@DestinyKiller]

THANK YOU! When I was 15 in '95 I and my friends literally got a door shut in our face because we were 'too old'. Now that my son is too old we all dress up and go 'treating' (which is us standing aside to let kids dig in a giant goody bag of toys and stuff). I don't refuse the older kids just because they're teenagers. A lot of them or great effort into their costumes. As long as they're not being jerks (which I've honestly not ever seen, it's very crowded and that wouldn't be tolerated for very long, anyways) I see no reason to say no Also Mrs. Karen, would you like your darlings out trick or treating or getting drunk and high at parties?

[@Nerobyrne]

People who don't want their children to be educated about sex are really sus to me. I always think they don't want their children to learn to identify toxic relationships, because they're willingly putting them in them.

[@lick3227]

It depends on culture too buddy.

[@idrawcats8898]

@@lick3227 what? No, it really not. It is just frown upon by most people. So, nobody wants to talk about it. Which is why we should educate them on theirselves and, what sex is in general. So, that they don't get trauma later down the line or so that they speak out when someone tries to do something inappropriate to them. It is not a cultural thing, and it is a society issue.

[@FFKonoko]

@@lick3227 a culture that relies on ignorance? Is this like when someone's heritage is something 4 years long 156 years ago, but they need to lie and restrict teaching about it?

[@lick3227]

@@FFKonoko yeah pretty much lol. I live in South Asia fyi. My parents have never once brought up the topic. We're taught sex ed roughly at school at around the age of 13, and then again with more depth at the age of 16. Sex ed isn't at all necessary before the age of 18 here because you aren't allowed that much freedom compared to more Western countries, so we don't really have relationships that early. That's also influenced by the fact that having relationships early on is kinda frowned upon. Well, it's not that we aren't completely restricted when it comes to having relationships, teens just don't have an interest in doing so (cultural things which I can't elaborate). And usually here, you'd go looking for a partner after you've started working, which is at the very least after 19 years of age. So yeah, cultures play a huge role too, and cultures can differ from one another vastly.

[@lick3227]

@@idrawcats8898 I respectfully disagree. You seem to underestimate the influence of a person's culture on them. I hail from a multicultural and multi ethnic country in South Asia, and I get to see that difference kinds of influences each person's culture has on them, how they act in a given circumstance, how they make decisions and how their culture affects their moral compass and courteousness. And of course, perception and interpretation of sex changes too.

[@bogthefroggy]

The Click brings me joy. My friend fears me purely because I sleep to Cliccy's voice

[@Human-kk6yo]

His voice is so nice though

[@eriklagergren7124]

His voice does have a smooth deep tone

[@TalentedTiger]

I do too 😀💙

[@TheClick]

oh dear

[@blue.robotix]

@@TheClick lol your voice is strange because you can change it but I like it

[@GenderIsAnIllusion]

Fun fact! There is actually a word for the baseline respect that everyone should be given. It's called dignity. Everyone deserves to be treated with then same baseline dignity, however respect is to be earned.

[@noahthenub]

Except karens

[@andreaplatz_yt4086]

I actually forgot about this. Thank you for reminding me ^^.

[@Llortnerof]

@@noahthenub Karens do not count as "everyone". I think they're under elder evils, though i heard that Cthulhu was considering sueing to get them reclassified.

[@vanguardbreaker8826]

@@Llortnerof Damn, when even the high priest of great old ones doesn't want you associated with them, you know you've messed up.

[@keit99]

​@@Llortnerof nah even Cthulhu threw the Karens out, they tried to speak to the manager one time too much.

[@cherenkov_blue]

I love the logic of "get someone fired for smoking weed once because then they won't have money for drugs" Like, you know what else they will no longer have money for? Literally everything else. Congratulations, you apparently support taking away people's entire livelihood if they've ever done drugs, a thing which demonstrably helps absolutely no one.

[@oldth13f74]

Karen literaly destroy someone life Karen :boys do I like to help people

[@JoshSweetvale]

To be fair, these American bible-thumpers want to execute a _lot_ of people.

[@cherenkov_blue]

@@JoshSweetvale I was giving them the benefit of the doubt there, but yeah deep down a lot of people making that sort of argument would be fine killing (or watching die) anyone they think is a grievous enough sinner.

[@simsom4343]

the "burn the books!" idea from these karens always amuse me... since didn't we learn that it was bad from Germany a while back?

[@royallynick]

I was at work the other day and this little girl runs up to the counter with her dad and a few snacks. She shows me her arm, which has a bright yellow bandaid on it and goes "I just got my second covid shot!" So proud and happy about it. I ask her "did it hurt a lot?" She says "it hurt a little bit, but not as much as last time." What im saying here is if a little kid can get her vax without complaint then the karens should too. Its not hard.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

I don't need a flu shot. Besides if it wasn't for the mandates I wouldn't be so vehemently against it. Over 80% of those who catch covid are asymptomatic, I was multiple times.

[@royallynick]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory boo hoo the grown man is more of a toddler than a baby. If a six year old can brave a shot so can you. Stfu and stop bring selfish.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

@@royallynick I'm not being selfish I'm making an informed decision. A six year old can also stab a fork in an electrical outlet but you're not suggesting I do that. Why the hell do you think you have any right over my body? If I need to take the shot for you to be protected it doesn't work. You people just insult and gaslight us for not beliving in your death cult.

[@IsleNaK]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory how did you know that you had it if you didn't have any symptoms?

[@IsleNaK]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory since you ask "Why the hell do you think you have any right over my body?" am I right in assuming that you are pro-choice rather than pro-life?

[@zoeleeangelis]

To call someone's children "crotch gremlins", a deep wish in my being.

[@missnaomi613]

I admit, I have jokingly called my (grown) kids my crotch gremlins. 😂

[@jadecastro4196]

My sister likes to call our neighbor's kids "crotch goblins"

[@drakemerner4368]

What about vagina vegrants

[@cpt.doomsday6912]

I use crotch goblins instead 😆 I love renamed things like these lol

[@bookishnewt8468]

Seeing the “I don’t need any hairdressers. They need me.” has me tempted on copying and pasting my comment from OT’s video. Just my god the hypocrisy in that line. How many Karens “protested” to have places open cause they couldn’t stand not having their hair done? It’s not end of the world if your hair dye is fading just deal with it.

[@kate_alt]

Oop, I knew I recognized your pfp from somewhere!

[@einienj3281]

Hair AMD nails...

[@emilybrocato1002]

When you see a Karen but she isn’t a bad Karen: *”a surprise but surely a welcomed one”*

[@hotplanofaction3219]

I love seeing teens and young adults out trick or treating. I was a long haul trick or treater and it was because I loved having an excuse to be out of my unsafe house. I make extra large candy packs for them. It's taken 5 years but we've steadily begun bringing people back to our neighborhood on Halloween. Remember: you might think you know why they're out there, but you probably don't. Understanding and kindness cost nothing. Even after running out of candy I hang around outside playing music and doing face doodles for anyone that asks. I have a sign letting everyone know when I'm going in for the night and the candy status.

[@Nur_Here]

Click is that one kid that looked kind and gentlemen-like, and the rest is history

[@senacario5942]

He's a history teacher?

[@a.u.t.057]

@@senacario5942 *yes*

[@placidqualm]

@@senacario5942 dont forget math teacher

[@senacario5942]

@@a.u.t.057 I'm so sorry you had to read that

[@l3k064]

Nah he was the one kid that looked normal until it started talking cringe fluently and later matured

[@TheAnneMine]

Well, seems like it's canon now. Mango likes Gamersupps and waifu cups. Just can't keep it away from him U__U

[@runedoom]

He's also the cousin of jawbone from dingo doodles' fool's gold dnd campaign. I

[@nemesis8479]

@@runedoom i see so you're a man of culture as well

[@Ki-Wi-]

@@runedoom YES

[@deadguy775]

I keep having to remind myself he hasn’t released Mango yet and then am reminded how sad I am Mango isn’t here

[@ditzyprometheus]

@@runedoom AH YES, A PERSON OF CULTURE!!

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

- Family of four goes trick or treating together at 8:30pm because parents had to work late - Karen slams door in their face in a panic - Police show up and arrest entire family, eldest child for 6 months - Parents receive $400 fine *Karen: "Oh thank goodness, I was so scared."*

[@solsoldier3029]

next crime time *:]*

[@Dovahkiin049]

13:18 people always forget that discrimination based on political affiliation is also a crime😅

[@intalcu5610]

15:40 “Level 5 Goose Warning” sounds straight out of pokemon makes me wonder what type a goose would be. probably fighting/dragon

[@Wowiexist04251]

Or fighting/flying

[@1kili2]

defending a 6 year old for flower plucking has got to be the easiest job for a lawyer though all that they need to say is "they are only 6 years of age"

[@charliekahn4205]

That depends on the jury.

[@electrowave114]

@@charliekahn4205 I looked it up, and in this case the judge dismissed the case outright.

[@jiabhatnagar7790]

That’s good at least

[@annarosen9706]

I hadn’t heard of this until this moment. First thing I thought was, ‘what do u bet this kid is Black’. Clickity clack… Google search results: of course he was. So infuriating 😡

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun space fact: Did you know that there is an ultramassive black hole? Introducing Ton 618 !(if Karen was an object in space, this would be it!) At an astounding 242.2 billion miles (389.8 billion kilometers) across and is located in the Canes Venatici constellation. Astronomers created a new category of size just for it, the previous being supermassive black hole.

[@queenthot1438]

Thank you for this cool space fact! I have another cool fact to add to this: Did you know our solar system potentially has a primordial black hole in it? It’s only a possibility, but the idea is still there! Because scientists don’t know what Planet 9 is, there are many theories about it. One of the theories is that it is a primordial black hole! Primordial black holes are basically extremely weak black holes that formed during the Big Bang. This theory would explain why we’ve never been able to see Planet 9, because black holes are invisible. Before anyone gets worried, we wouldn’t be in any danger if this theory was true. Primordial black holes are extremely weak to the point where if there was one in our solar system, we would never be affected by it.

[@person_lk5738]

fun space fact: comparing Karens to ultramassive blackholes would hurt their feelings, how would you feel if someone on a far off planet compared you to the densest thing in the universe?

[@Here_is_Waldo]

@Unknown User Is that any more likely than one of the planets breaking out of orbit and hitting Earth? I feel like being hit by Jupiter would be worse than a black hole. We'd see that bastard coming for ages and be unable to do anything to stop it.

[@queenthot1438]

@@Here_is_Waldo it’s not any more likely but it’s not impossible. Any large object slamming into earth would be very bad for our health

[@queenthot1438]

@@person_lk5738 you’re right… I’m sorry to those black holes, they don’t deserve this :(

[@wm9482]

21:41 is Karen saying she's gonna only cook her own food, stlye her own hair, and write/fund/film/direct/edit her own movies from now on.

[@nathanjereb9944]

Is she in the new IT movies because she would be perfect for pennywise

[@Dalekzilla54]

I don't know why but I just thought of Gina Carano

[@atommidas200]

And suck her own energy?

[@Insertia_Nameia]

Note: My grandparents one neighbor used to have a guard Goose. Was far more aggressive and scary than any of their pet wolves. (They owned them legally.)

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Imagine going trick-or-treating with your younger sibling/cousin because they are too young to go alone only to get arrested and sent to jail because you're over 12 years old.

[@Purple_Sweater]

Karens never cease to amaze me They should just cease to exist

[@Microwave_Vincent]

Yes

[@dunno7844]

Why yes

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

I think it's spelled "cease", but yes funny joke I agree

[@Purple_Sweater]

@@crazcatladeestudios9956 oh thank you! Lemme change it :) English is not my native language

[@nathanjereb9944]

Or kept in containment for entertainment, no wild karens. Fights, shows, drama!

[@puredemon5926]

Imagine that one jail meme. People in jail: Hey man, what are you in here for? I went trick or treating when I'm over the age limit on Halloween. You _monster!_

[@jamiemunger2931]

I kinda want a place where adults can celebrate Halloween without being judged. I'm not talking a house party or anything, I mean adults that can go trick or treating in costumes and check out the neighborhood's decorations. I hate being an adult when it comes to holidays

[@venomg5799]

It shouldn't be shunned in the first place that's fucking stupid. I too am an adult that would enjoy such things.

[@HallowedKeeper_]

I am similarly an adult who finds it stupid that we can't dress up and collect candy, all the while checking out the decor

[@psychgravestone6024]

If you live in Illinois, you can trick or treat after the age of 14!

[@katyrosy124]

I've been trick or treating since before covid started but then that came and due to me being vulnerable due to: cancer and low immune system ( I now take cortisol for it ) and emotions would get better of me but also risky falling or injuring self. In my state, it's illegal to do that because of child predator issues here and we have a BIG problem. With them. So anyone over the age of 17 cannot go trick or treating :/ or maybe lower? Idr

[@16poetisa]

@@katyrosy124 What????? But don't you also need adults to supervise the kids anyway?

[@mr.h1262]

Fortunately, scientists found that the hole in the ozone layer is healing from the efforts people made to alleviate the problem. Unfortunately, some nameless people take this as "it was never a problem in the first place" and want to double down on reversing everything we've done.

[@lucarudloff687]

12:49 WAIT, WTF IS THIS LEGAL SYSTEM??? You actually CAN drag 6yo KIDS to court??? Wtf

[@LynR.M.1378]

Your not supposed to be able to. The minimum age to get a criminal record much less go to jail is supposed to be 14

[@sophiebell4758]

"Respect" comes from the latin Word "respicere" wich means "re" = back, and "spicere" =to look. So it basically means "looking back" for the people around us, caring for them. I learned that in latin class, and i think its Beautifull:)

[@JPMusic115]

Yep, it's beautiful

[@janka4820]

22:53 the thing about aldi is that it's a really cheap grocery store in the uk so when people go shop there they usually buy a lot and so to prevent long lines the cashiers have to scan products as quickly as possible so this karen is literally attacking someone for doing their job edit: i had no idea aldi was in this many places i guess you learn something new every day

[@aaronabbey2604]

As is tradition.

[@meeza8453]

yeah aldi is the same here in australia

[@fuffypie8511]

Aldi is also the same hear in Germany 😄

[@infiniteshay8660]

Same here in the US.

[@alchemysaga3745]

It's more likely that she didn't realize that she would have to bag her own stuff, brought a huge buggy/cart/trolley of stuff up to the register and was mad when she realized she had to put up her own stuff.

[@OneSongCloser]

I stayed away from the Click during his mustache period due to many external reasons, but now I'm back after a long hiatus. And I just wanted to say, Mark, you're fabulous and extremely entertaining. I'm very glad you've come so far and look like you're enjoying every minute of it. Here's to much more happiness and success for you in the future. 💕

[@Alexandretta]

@Jolf I don't know why, but I find this news upsetting. Like, how dare people have real names. 😆

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

wait his name is mark- what-

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

Wait... His name is Mark? Oh man. He's gonna hate me for this. "I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, Hi Mark"

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

@@ashtonisvibing4763 yeah on his music channel (under channels on his page) it literally is just his name haha

[@lucarudloff687]

Extertal reasons= Cliccy with a mustache ist just too arousing to handle

[@alexisgrunden1556]

I've seen more than a few of those lane-blockers at the store. I find a polite but very clearly spoken _'BEEP, BEEP!'_ usually does the trick~ It's not an insult or verbal condemnation, so it's harder for them to justify getting pissy, and the more human Karens more often feel awkward and embarrassed.

[@benfaust]

If I entered a business and saw the "we do not hire liberals" sign, I'd probably turn right back around never to return.

[@Original_Tenshi_Chan]

Click: "Everything is getting better as time moves on, like healthcare..." Me: **Cries in American**

[@janka4820]

when people say to burn the books on things they disagree with it reminds me that the nazis did the exact same thing

[@zarc9504]

Not to mention that a lot of schools have students read a book called Fahrenheit 451 that literally warns against that stuff

[@niveknanorc7316]

i agree,, so stupid, maybe if they read them instead they might learn something, think that is what they are afraid of, learning something!!

[@quinnception631]

@@zarc9504 that's a good book

[@Konpekikaminari]

"Where they burn books, they will also ultimately burn people" ~Heinrich Heine

[@venomg5799]

Welp, then maybe they should burn bibles as well since not everyone agrees with that. They'd be cool with that, right? Since it's like, the exact same thing they're doing.

[@emilybeaudette9917]

I think admiration is a good word for a higher level of respect. It gets really confusing when people say respect and mean totally different things

[@Cthultystka]

5:50 USA literally has bigger penalties for treat-or-treating than for killing people.

[@MegaMinerd]

14:11 No. The climate debate is depolarizing because we're losing the ice caps.

[@kylajensen1957]

*crickets* Jk, jk, this made me laugh in the middle of a very hard week at school, thnx

[@FrancisR420]

Best comment

[@DissedRedEngie]

Male karen: how should I protest this time. *Some random 4 year old drops to the ground, because their parents didn't buy a lollipop* Male karen: you mad genius.

[@sylvansmithy5262]

I did not find out about trans people until I went to college. If I had found out there was a reason I felt this way earlier I would be so much happier

[@missnaomi613]

Random internet mama here, hoping that things are going well for you on that front. 💙💗🤍💗💙

[@sylvansmithy5262]

@@missnaomi613 very well, just came out at work and everyone is being very nice

[@devent10n]

Same!

[@mattbecker8671]

Damn college is late, I feel bad for you.

[@sylvansmithy5262]

@@mattbecker8671 Christianity is a fucked up thing. But I escaped thanks to One Topic and telltale. Their videos un indoctrinated me and I am super thankful for that.

[@ThreeBeeHDb]

18:17 Board Member: "I think we should throw those books in a fire" Fahrenheit 451:

[@theab3957]

If someone were to suggest their Bibles, written by the great AMERICAN Jesus, be burned... P.S. I'm not anti-religious; I'm an ex-Catholic myself, and Jesus was pretty cool... but still.

[@solsoldier3029]

kid who has fire tendencies:

[@Fistrike]

You see Click... the reason why nobody laughed when you said you are professionally funny is because it's true, so nobody thought it was supposed to be a joke

[@katelynruth31]

We had books in my high school library that were about a guy who killed women and turned them into perfume, and this woman is complaining because this one book in this school's library contains "the gay?"

[@hollyhartwick3832]

One thing to point out is that what’s “too much” can vary from person to person. For most, 3-4 lbs. (or more) of candy a week is way too much. For someone severely hypoglycemic, like me, it’s actually necessary. I don’t gain weight from high sugar consumption or get sick from it because my body burns through it at an accelerated rate. If I don’t eat that much, I get very messed up because my blood sugar will bottom out hard. Some people don’t realize the opposite of diabetic is a thing and it’s just as dangerous.

[@Acidfunkish]

Hypoglycemia means that you react to sugars more quickly and more severely than most people. Someone who has hypoglycemia reacts really poorly to eating sugar, alone. Unlike most people, it will cause your blood sugar to peak and then spike way back down, which can cause you to black out. People with hypoglycemia do better by reducing the amount of refined sugars and starches they eat. If you just don't eat refined sugars, you can probably even fast for decent amounts of time, without any peaks or valleys in your blood sugar. But if you eat sugar or simple carbs and then try to fast, you will likely pass out. I'd visit your doctor for a clarification, because hypoglycemia is not what you think it is.

[@hollyhartwick3832]

@@Acidfunkish - I’m not sure what you think you’re correcting. Are you claiming to be a doctor? I’m sugar dependent and frequently get low blood sugar when I don’t have it. Hypo=low. Glycemia=blood glucose. My pancreas produces too much insulin. If you say it’s not hypoglycemia, then what do you think it is, doc?

[@Acidfunkish]

@@hollyhartwick3832 Doctors recommend people with hypoglycemia eat fewer simple carbs. If you eat things like candy, you release too much insulin, and your blood sugar spikes and then drops within like 15-20 minutes. That's how you're diagnosed. Then you're told to AVOID simple carbs, and especially sugar, because they are what cause spikes and dips. You are NOT supposed to be eating a lot of candy, as someone with hypoglycemia. You're supposed to AVOID simple carbs, as much as possible, or - at the very least - eat them with things containing fibre and fat, for slower-releasing energy. You're currently setting yourself up for diabetes.

[@hollyhartwick3832]

@@Acidfunkish - I ALREADY release too much insulin. My body does this on its own. If I don’t eat sweets to counteract it, my blood sugar drops to dangerous levels, just like when a type 1 diabetic gets too much insulin and has to eat sugar tablets to fix it. The difference is it’s not an occasional mistake for me, it’s everyday life. Maybe you should let me worry about what my doctor recommends instead of try to give strangers medical advice you read online. You’re not qualified to make these statements.

[@kiyokumabear]

@@hollyhartwick3832 Honestly I'm T1D and I just eat candy. They told me hard candies are best because they take longer to consume, so I regularly just suck on a Jolly Rancher or something when grocery shopping so my blood sugar doesn't plummet. It's weird because I'm not sensitive to insulin, but the slightest bit of exercise makes me feel faint... I have traits of both T1D & T2D, but because of my age they gave T1D as the diagnosis lol I'm just hoping you don't have to stab yourself 10+ times a day... I don't have a CGM or pump so I have to everything old school... took me over a year to stop being scared of needles, but at least I can do it now, lol. Also sorry for long post. Just my experience with it. 😅

[@idislikemints]

8:45 YES! this! I had a boss that treated me terribly and nitpicked on everything I did or did not do to show me that I had a complete lack of "respect" towards her person and that was basically her reasoning about why she was treating me like garbage in return. I had to treat her like royalty for her to treat me with a basic sense of respect (which I needed to thank her for afterwards). Still makes me stick to my stomach when I remember that.

[@cfire3124]

About the respect thing. You can actually use honor instead of respect when talking about treating someone as an authority, but it sounds weird so people don't do it very often.

[@jinxshadow5218]

Fun fact. In medieval Europe, many peasants had guard geese, since they weren’t allowed to own dogs. Geese are super territorial, so they will raise hell if a stranger enters your property.

[@LucanVaris]

5:26 ...Is it sad that I'm picturing an officer using excessive force on a six year-old and his/her toddler sibling, due to both being caught trick-or-treating at 8:01 PM? They then get arrested and punished to the fullest extent of the law, due to the fact that they "resisted arrest?" I mean sure, one of them's only a toddler, and the other's _six,_ but how dare either of them resist arrest or break the law, am I right? ...Here's hoping I'm not right. >.>

[@heloisaeleuterio]

Last time I went to the movies a Karen and her son wouldn't shut up and when I politely asked them to talk after the movie, she threatened to throw coca-cola on me lol

[@alchemysaga3745]

In the future, you could probably legitimately go up front or to the ticket/employer at the door or the nearest employee. Just politely say, "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I am watching (insert movie) in theater (insert designation.) There is a party of individuals who are talking extremely loudly and disrupting the movie. When asked if they could please talk more quietly, they threatened to throw items at us. Is there anyway that someone could talk to them or that we could have a refund? It's been very hard to focus on the movie." Obviously it would be better to ask towards the beginning of the movie, since towards the end you have still technically received what you paid for (the time in the theater in this case). Or in certain cases like it being a children's movie, or if you ask and the person is being disruptive due to a disorder, but it certainly doesn't sound like this case was either scenario. It isn't being a Karen to politely ask if an employee can see about doing something about another movie goer who isn't following theater etiquette- particularly as theater etiquette are rules in many cases, as it ruins the experience for other individuals.

[@lanapowell]

"I'm going to throw my soda on you!" "Do it and I'll have you arrested for assault and then enjoy the movie in slightly damp peace."

[@heloisaeleuterio]

@@alchemysaga3745 Oh, I was planning to do that! But after she threatened me, my brother got really upset and told her to shut up. After that, she stayed quiet for the rest of the movie...

[@heloisaeleuterio]

@@lanapowell Unfortunately, cops don't do much where I live... Especially in this kind of situation.. :/

[@kiyokumabear]

@@heloisaeleuterio Cops don't much in many places, but you should still call or at least threaten to call them. Karens do it all the time--calling the police is like the ultimate shutdown to them for some reason...

[@TitaniaBird]

I've long since stopped using the word "Karen" personally, because while the one person I know named Karen is actually pleasant and nice, there's also a better descriptor for the kind of people often referred to as a Karen: Entitled White Women. Or EWWs for short (and yes, that's an acronym, because you can pronounce it as 'eww', since that's also an accurate reaction to their behavior).

[@3173_Delta]

Personally we call them Modhers, like mothers but with a D, I have no idea why, I think it came from entitled parents because their little crotch gremlins are such "angels"

[@JPMusic115]

Or just EW. (Entitled women)

[@foxinabox5103]

@@JPMusic115 but what about the male ones? I say, entitled humans (EH)

[@kiyokumabear]

@@foxinabox5103 Entitled Ugly Generic Humans, or EUGHs lol. (Let's face it, none of them are ever attractive.)

[@foxinabox5103]

@@kiyokumabear hey hey, dont be so rough. Beauty is in the eyes of beholders, and..... Nvm you're not wrong.

[@Qumi]

I'm starting to have fantasies about meeting click in person by accident and telling him: "you're really funny.. Like.. Ummm.. Professionally"

[@halodoughnut4677]

When The Click made the “looks like your hobby is on track” I didn’t laugh, I just made the exact same wide smile at the exact same time

[@sylphira9947]

As a german. Everytime I hear about burning books, I have to think about this quote: "Where they burn books, they also ultimately burn people." (Heinrich Heine, a german author) And it scares the heck out of me, that people still have the audacity to even suggest something like this.

[@DollFaceThornback]

18:54 that's the point of Fahrenheit 451, the book is literally about how people in charge burned books and refused to acknowledge bad things and the suffering it caused on both a personal level and in terms of communities big and small.

[@patrickshields6954]

Good News: The Karen who refused to schedule the vaccine did lose her job.

[@SpaceEndeavour]

I would love a series of beginner Swedish lessons from Click

[@confusiongobrr5424]

Same here.Would be a great way to learn imo

[@helliswaiting3531]

That would be cool

[@randomperson5579]

with the seatbelt- covid analogy, I've had a guy respond with, "I've owned more cars than you could ever afford in your life, and I've been in dozens of car accidents, wearing and not wearing a seatbelt, and every time I crashed with a seatbelt on, i almost died, every time without a seatbelt, I've been perfectly fine" which is one of the worst responses I've gotten from an anti-vaxxer, 1. anecdotal evidence, is kinda useless for proof if the proof is "just trust me, some guy on a comment section on youtube", 2. bragging about owning more cars, than me, not knowing how many cars I own myself, seems extremely childish. 3. none of the crashes were explained in detail, so how am I to know how severe each one is, not all crashes are equally dangerous. 4. If I am to believe this story, it just tells me that this person should not be driving, if they get into that many accidents and occasionally do not wear seatbelts.

[@chatboulon743]

Why would someone brag about how shitty they drive just to prove a point? 😂

[@Samantha-ox5bf]

The goose was the one who complained about the kid taking the flower in The Click's garden. Nailed it.

[@captainpolar2343]

"I can't wear a mask, my nose is too big" Me who still wears underwear:

[@enderdrane]

But its opposite day.

[@utamari]

R/cursedcomments

[@enderdrane]

@@utamari he's saying his dong is too big for his underwear to handle. Still cursed now that i think about it.

[@dalydali3197]

Same

[@muddashucka9743]

the solution is simple: wear 2 masks

[@tatyanarodriguez1561]

"The body grew old, but the mind did not"... Does this mean that all Karen's were the kids who threw tantrums every time they wanted something?

[@Retro_Red]

Yes.

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

I think…that’s all children… Except the ones that were either taught REALLY well, or were abused into submission-

[@theab3957]

Yes. And their parents gave in. Thus, their journey began.

[@DriftingLightOfTheWoods]

Also love the logic of that "influencer" who's like "oh I'll give you /free/ advertisement but only if you give me a discount on my meal" like at that point its no longer /free/ advertisement you doofus

[@JoshSweetvale]

Well, there's your sociopath. Doesn't see other people's expenditures.

[@shadownightmarine4706]

24:24 some people use thing like weed, or cannabis for medical reasons(such as my parents with balm for their backs or sleeping medicine for my mother) It’s such a shitty thing to automatically assume that a person’s using it just to get high

[@sesshomaru880]

Oh god 12:40 that story breaks my heart every time, I think that poor baby even went to jail

[@mikethewhizz5085]

Former coworker said she didn't eat yogurt because "she wouldn't eat anything with live bacteria". Well, yogurt doesn't have any dangerous bacteria when you PASTEURIZE it. We're Wisconsinites so we should know this. The exception is probiotic yogurt, which can stimulate the microorganisms inside your body- which there are many millions of and that won't change. I say that and she's like "well ill just go with what I feel is right". That's why you're a bartender at a bowling alley and not a doctor or anything

[@Bird_Dog00]

Have you told her that literaly any food that isn't shoved into her mouth boiling hot has live bacteria in and on it?

[@beautybard]

"I don't need hairdressers, they need me!" Very excited to see you do that 'let me speak to the manager' haircut all by yourself. It's not an easy one. And if we do it, Lord knows you're gonna complain the whole dang time, not to mention I can all but guarantee you won't tip. WE don't need OR WANT YOU. Ya rude. (My comment on OTs video when he covered that post)

[@missnaomi613]

And you're still right.

[@kenobiyeah]

I looked it up, and the male name for a karen is "ken". I demand to see the manager.

[@muddashucka9743]

what's the problem

[@kenobiyeah]

@@muddashucka9743 why is the male name for a karen my name?

[@muddashucka9743]

@@kenobiyeah my job is to manage shit, not answer your dumb questions

[@mullisaukko423]

14:03 Words cannot describe the amount of hatred I have for this image. But it's also kinda funny how the background makes this entire thing look like satire with how it's drawn. Like, it looks like there are several natural disasters going on behind them.

[@zyrandomness197]

How do Karens even become Karens? I feel like they just spawn in the doorway of shops at just the perfectly wrong time to annoy someone They just appear in the general vicinity of someone who doesn’t like Karens

[@missharry5727]

Spontaneous generation.

[@alchemysaga3745]

Entitlement. They feel like they are entitled to everyone agreeing with them and doing what they want, regardless of practicality, reality, or morality. In particular, they're used to how 'things used to be' so now that they can't treat everyone else like absolute shit, they feel like they are being 'deprived.' When reality is that they are being treated equally to everyone else- or, more likely, still being treated better than the minorities that they think are being treated 'better than them' when it's just that the minorities are being treated _"better than they were."_

[@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251]

Being spoilt as a child

[@benduford3746]

My conspiracy theory is that Hell is real and Karens are just demons getting some early torturing of humanity before it’s our time for afterlife judgment/ placement and they’re getting in early torture that’s way they go after good or at the very least neutral people heading toward Paradise

[@muddashucka9743]

Karens are people that were poorly raised, and being poorly raised, they raise their own children poorly, creating more Karens.

[@OnePaperPlane]

I fall asleep to the cliccy. His voice is so calming no matter how cursed of content he is reading

[@kassandranna]

I's say that the word for "respect that was earned, like respecting someone's skill" is admiration. I admire my coworker for they are so amazing at talking to people and striking deals. I could be wrong, but this word feels like it hits the Mark

[@charliekahn4205]

I thought it was "honor"

[@kassandranna]

@@charliekahn4205 "to honour" is a good word, true. Although, for me it feels different. One would honour someone's legacy, decisions, goals, path. When you honour someone, you put their actions on a pedestal and follow in their footsteps. This also puts a distance between two people (not physical, but social). It most certainly is descriptive of one way a person can respect another, so you did choose a very good word

[@Yuruble]

19:10 - When I was growing up, there was straight or gay and i felt like the odd fish out because i didn't fit into either of those categories. I was around 21/22 when I found out that that the term asexuality existed, and that there were other people who felt like me.

[@camwyn256]

I got really good at identifying people who were about to say "I want to speak to your manager." Before they could say it, I'd say, "Let me go talk to the manager." Walk over and chat with the manager, usually not about the problem customer, walk back and say "I'm sorry, but he says there's nothing we can do." Then the customer usually leaves without a fuss, often happy I, in their mind, tried.

[@fenixmeaney6170]

8:45 And sometimes, even when you treat them like an authority, they STILL don't treat you like a person That's why I treat everyone like a person, but no one like an authority

[@theproapple9904]

18:40 History hasn't exactly been kind to people who decide to burn books in order to censor their content Yes, I really went there.

[@lucarudloff687]

I'm german, I 100% agree with this statement. How do these ppl not See how ironic it is, to want to BURN BOOKS in order to "get rid of evil"??

[@LynR.M.1378]

What do you mean?

[@luck-e42]

My elementary school made us read Hatchet. It has a kid servive a plane crash and living alone on a deserted island. He had to go back to the plane for supplies and push past the pilot's dead body. Great for kids of all ages.

[@foxinsocks4693]

I know you won’t see this probably, but I just wanna say that you’re probably one of the best Reddit-reaction channels out there (alongside OneTopic). When there is something to discuss about a post, you never miss the opportunity to give some real-world commentary, and I really respect that. Keep up the great work!

[@Caninecancersucksrocks]

Prior to 2020, we always used to get many kids to our door at Halloween - so many in fact that one of our neighbours asked what type of candy we handed out, because she always saw so many at our place, yet she didn’t get many at hers. I suggested she take the sign off her door stating that she won’t give “handouts” to the older kids. (”It’s not the candy Karen, it’s you” 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️) All that aside, I have always welcomed the older teens - I mean, part of that is the likelihood that if they’re here getting candy, they’re a heck of a lot less likely to be off getting into mischief, but that’s not the main reason. My husband and I raised seven kids, and I know how stressful life can and often is for them - to my mind, Halloween is the ONE day out of the year that it’s a little more acceptable for them if they want to just relax and be kids again…so my attitude is that if an older teen shows up at my door, by gosh, there WILL be candy! ❤️

[@BourbonRose_]

I can't believe there's adults out there that think its okay to mock a girl they don't know and draw her getting hit. That comic might have the most reasonable argument and l would still disagree

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

I require the sustenance known as a time stamp, if it wouldn’t bother you.

[@lydiaboll2872]

It took me WAY too long to realize that’s supposed to be Greta Thunberg.

[@fangchick93]

No! Don't ruin Kirby, he's one of the few pure things we have left in this trash society

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

I said the same thing, lol. “Why must they harm Kirby with a Karen outfit?”

[@derekc2425]

11:49 I mean, you already got plushies and stickers, and eventually when Mango plushies start a trend and people track it back to here they'll see the cursed content, so why not make some flat-earthers angry with merch as well? Fun fact - a very easy way to disprove a flat-earther is to tell them to jump a few times - because of how gravity works they would have moved from their original position if the earth was not round (but then they would claim that gravity is a lie too)

[@The3Raskateers]

10:09 Nah...*Looks at the two things of cookies on my dining room table I bought yesterday, my candy stash, and all the other sweets in the kitchen and dining room area*

[@iamadisaster9525]

Here in Italy a doctor (and I mean a DOCTOR) made a silicone arm cover to get the green pass without getting vaccinated. Hope that made you laught

[@petrfedor1851]

13:42 Daily reminder rightwingers think logic means things they learned when they were 7 years old.

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

That’s kinda rude… *cough* No offense- uhm-

[@michaelmyers5496]

To the Karens out there who can’t understand someone else’s language: Learn it. It’s fun learning another language. Then you can use your learning to mess with other people. It’s really fun.

[@solsoldier3029]

Yes

[@captngold2703]

4:44 The prime minister of Norway also broke her own quarantine to celebrate her birthday

[@The3Raskateers]

11:22 I read it again aloud to myself and said "We cloned Mars! We landed a robot on a sheep!"

[@benlutz1974]

That pale blonde '60 days in jail' Karen? She actually used the insurrection as a platform to do an ad for her real estate business *while committing the crime* and yet she was shocked when they found her.

[@beepbeep3463]

The aldi meme had me in tears, its a running joke that cashiers scan items at the speed of light there lmao

[@rylanduncan2591]

Click's guttural throat noises when he gets frustrated are pretty much my life right now in all aspects except one relationship. It's also the noise my mental health makes when it takes the plunge into insanity.

[@Fabala827]

Oooh respect. My dad once decided I “disrespected” him bc I didn’t agree with him (by “once” I mean basically daily, but this was the consequence one time 😂). He decided that as punishment I would write him an three-page essay about the importance of respect, picturing an essay about respecting authority/“my elders.” What he got instead was an essay about the importance of treating all people with dignity and earning respect beyond that through mutual acknowledgment 😂😂😂

[@dmgroberts5471]

If they let that goose level up any more, they'll never be able to defeat him. That whole platform is just turning into a dungeon.

[@seekingabsolution1907]

13:29 in that case they should hire socialists, communists and anarchists, the barrier to entry for left wing political ideology is basically just a massive reading list of several hundred years of books from different authors explaining how sociology, economics, and political sciences all interact to explain how human civilisations function and change. It requires a good understanding of logic and reason as well.

[@charliekahn4205]

Or just a basic understanding of futurist economics and an open mind. You don't need to read all the theory to come to the same conclusion.