r/facepalm | "but she's from America..."

[@AmartharDrakestone]

Anyone else noticed that the lady selling masks has both a BLM mask and a Confederate flag mask? Capitalism at it's finest.

[@abufarsakh9919]

She is playing both sides so she always comes out ontop

[@Ryan.A.Gardiner]

I play both sides so I always come out on top

[@1985toyotacamry]

Oh wow that's a tripe face palm

[@eyameya8816]

shes also selling an "i cant breathe" mask

[@anon.spider1020]

I honestly didn't notice that there was a BLM mask at first. I thought that the 'I Can't Breathe' mask was being used as another way to trick anti-maskers into buying and wearing one.

[@vesq_e]

Fun fact: Jakes mother had quadruplets and each one controls one of the four channels. And they can fuse into greater Jake.

[@simpslayer69yt59]

You are a modern day Aristotle

[@catman0789]

"Sometimes my genius it generates gravity"

[@wafface7548]

But how did you know? The third jake told me to tell you that.

[@kennethfernandez7316]

Fax

[@FlamesEmperor]

Nice profile pic and profile name 👌

[@billyhills9933]

"Bats are birds" Shh. Don't tell them. I'm making a packet selling them bat eggs.

[@black_hydra1618]

honestly the words bat eggs sound so cursed almost as if they shouldn't exist

[@rasati]

@@black_hydra1618 they dont

[@MyDixieWrecked247]

Wait a minute! You're telling me bats don't lay eggs?

[@rasati]

@@MyDixieWrecked247 is this your way of saying woooosh cause i get the joke, im just trying to... well idk

[@MyDixieWrecked247]

@@rasati 😉

[@thegamertamertm5355]

2:52 ironically, the students would break, so this model is completely accurate

[@Darkeons1]

I broke 5 months ago when I saw these videos for the first time.

[@bensoncheung2801]

69 likes, nice.

[@mattomustsplatto8986]

hello fellow failboat fan

[@nogoat]

The perfect example of using the wrong formula to get the right answer.

[@foogod4237]

I've seen this one a few times, and always interpreted it to be an example of what happens when ignorant parents stick their noses into education, screw up the whole process, and make everything grind to a halt...

[@sentientjeans9487]

Lady with no masks: “I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses”

[@yoshikagekira631]

*i don't want to posses.

[@channelname4331]

@@yoshikagekira631 possess

[@mangot589]

A brain?

[@rooblixkewb7952]

@@mangot589 a mask

[@gagiibaaji2774]

@@rooblixkewb7952 a joke

[@smurfcho]

2:48 Well actually... That is exactly how schools work, It doesn't

[@komarunaegi9719]

Yeah!

[@TechnicallyRenz]

Logic!

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

Exactly!

[@z.m.n.1998]

Big brain!

[@ardanwin5724]

Shouldn't it be "they don't"?

[@toyamwarr]

“Bats are birds” is on the same level as “humans are not animals”. I had a parent argue with me about that. Even after having them answer “yes” or “no” questions about what kingdom did humans fall under, they still contended that humans are not animals; they’re people. *sigh* This is why kids “don’t learn anything in school”.

[@PersonOfNoConsequence]

Had a similar discussion about insects being animals once. I ended up walking the person through the kingdoms like, "Are they plants? Fungi?"

[@schrodingerscat3741]

I've also had someone argue that 'person' is synonymous with 'human' which is understandable I guess, since the only 'people' we recognize in real life are human, but man have they read any scifi? or even fantasy?

[@toongrowner1]

hope this parent doesn't have any pets

[@nwc2392]

I actually had a Deja vu moment while reading your comment.

[@sorcererCermet]

ANIMALS 👏 ARE 👏 PEOPLE 👏

[@thehunterator520]

Jake, the "seasoning" on pans isn't for taste, it is so that the pans don't rust

[@ThomasKent1346]

And the eggs won't stick.

[@ThomasKent1346]

A well-seasoned cast-iron pan: The original "non-stick" pan.

[@Atillathepun]

Yep. The "seasoning" isn't about flavor. It's seasoned like a seasoned veteran, meaning it's broken in. It a thin layer of oil that polymerizes during cooking providing a protective and slippery coating.

[@m0nsterjojo6821]

I've been cooking with cast iron using clean lard for some long that I actually don't know how to cook with other pans... for someone like me with an Iron Deficiency it's somewhat a good thing though.

[@hentaihero2201]

@@m0nsterjojo6821 You aren't actually getting any iron from that. If you were it would ruin the flavor.

[@skenjamin7683]

“I know more about wind than you do” Of course he does, he’s a windbag.

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

DAMN.

[@e.458]

Also, a weird flex.

[@gigaswardblade7261]

Because wind is his mortal enemy due to it always blowing around his toupee

[@FirewormTheTiny]

r/Murderedbywords

[@QPUNeptune]

nah man thats wrong, just because you are something, doesnt mean you know about it... if it was like that, nobody would have to study anatomy

[@sehri8170]

There's something so wholesome about Jake replacing all curse words with pg alternatives like replacing "ass" with "butt". Yeah I know it's just to appease the YT censors, but it makes him seem so innocent like "Oh no I can't say that bad word! D:"

[@JunmoMoonSolarSystem]

@R - G - C read the comment again, but slowly

[@JunmoMoonSolarSystem]

@R - G - C so you read that again and even took the time to type it out. and you still didn't catch the part where OP said they know it's because monetization, they just find it wholesome anyway.

[@JunmoMoonSolarSystem]

@R - G - C you.. edited your original comment. it says (edited) right there. your original comment was something along the lines of "?? don't you know about monetization" you also liked your own comment. nice!

[@Ampheline]

@R - G - C Nobody's going to bother watching a video, if you're not going to bother prereading your own comment. If you can't deal with being wrong and need to modify what actually happened to win, Then get off the internet. Incompetent toddler.

[@johannes6277]

@R - G - C ey mate if thats a fake rickroll link im gonna destroy my phone

[@holicandy01]

"Even if it's not an assault rifle, why are you screaming at someone with an assault rifle?" Karen bravado

[@catco123]

68 likes

[@masterchef3288]

HALO THEME INTENSIFIES

[@elhoward7440]

"Bats are birds, because they fly!" Yes, and flying squirrels are birds too!

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

And flying snakes, and people wearing hanggliders! Lmfao

[@toongrowner1]

and flying fish, clearly birds.

[@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611]

Flies are birds. It's there name

[@CptMagnus]

Are Dolphins birds as well?

[@toongrowner1]

@@CptMagnus well there was a game once with a dolphin bird hybrid... kind of like a tamagochi but on pc with actual graphics than pixels

[@clemensdelfabro1629]

6:01 it's a face-palm because she is feeling the temperature with her hand, while holding the thermometer in her other hand

[@ianmoseley9910]

Clemens Del Fabro maybe the batteries ran out

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@@ianmoseley9910 it doesn't take more than 10 minutes to replace them?

[@grigormilov5771]

but she is also touching someone then touching another person with her hand so if someone has corona she will touch him and everyone else will get it

[@chatboulon743]

Oh, thank god. I would have never gotten that! /sarcasm

[@OcusticClear92]

I was screaming at the screen: "What about that thing (Tempurature Analyser) in her left hand?!"

[@ninjanyan1579]

For those of you who don't know, cast iron pans have a layer of carbon baked on from food to protect the pan and make it non-stick. By removing this layer, the pan is now pretty much useless until it gets re-seasoned.

[@ConstantChaos1]

I love buying unseasonal pans because from literally before I can remember I knew this, my grandfather is a blacksmith so I get things that should be hundreds of dollars for maybe half a dozen because they need tlc The stupid make my day

[@immortalsofar5314]

The constant heating/cooling makes the hydrocarbons form long chain molecules very similar to Teflon. Linseed oil for several hours makes a good base, after that the cooking oil just adds to the layers.

[@brenkrasmer]

Additionally, that layer of burnt in hydrocarbon structures acts as a protective barrier for the iron itself. Unlike steel, what has a built in rust deterring quality, the iron does not. Meaning that that pan is going to rust. Hard. Unless quickly re treated. Quick and dirty way to get an initial layer back on is to basically coat it in vegetable oil and bake it in on the grill until it stops smoking. But even then, it'll be a long time until it ever cooks like it used to.

[@immortalsofar5314]

@@brenkrasmer That's true. Leave an unseasoned one out in the open air for a day and it immediately starts to rust.

[@jennoscura2381]

It's a similar idea with carbon steel. I clean my carbon steel wok with a bamboo brush that's meant for woks. I don't use any soap. It's amusing to read Amazon reviews for carbon steel woks where people complain that it rusted. Well of course it's going to rust if it's not properly seasoned and dried. Same thing with carbon steel knives like Old Hickory. "I put my knife in the dishwasher and it rusted". Well no shit. I dry my Old Hickory knives as soon as I am done washing them.

[@DeDoox5]

9:00 "If you did'nt see it, you shouldn't be gossiping about it" coming from a pastor it's realy funny

[@ConstantChaos1]

Ssshhhh don't even tell them that their gossip is from someone who listened yo someone who listened to someone who maybe saw something or maybe was tripping because there are hints in the bible that the apostles repeatedly ingested hallucinogens

[@heihogreenzx4704]

Just like you saying “realy” instead of really.

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@heihogreenzx4704 you know realy is a commonly accepted typo yeah?

[@heihogreenzx4704]

@@ConstantChaos1 sorry, I just found it funny.

[@heihogreenzx4704]

@@ConstantChaos1 I do apologize, and I just hope we can move on from this. I just found a misspell funny.

[@charax-1]

"Person holding the mattress with their arm" The person: *puts arm a little higher* The mattress: I'm about to end this woman's whole life

[@shaheerrehman.2000]

Chara X Is it too much to ask for some privacy

[@charax-1]

Ichiju Ryu no now don't look out

[@mt7680]

what

[@itsrobo7857]

I am gonna reply to you every time I see you this is 1st time

[@bryancline8893]

That woman's arm weighs at least what that mattress does. #obamacare

[@OneToxicPixel]

Jake's hair looks like he is about to invent something genius, yet evil, to conquer the world.

[@sopcannon]

He can't he doesn't have a cat to stroke whilst tormenting us.

[@FloppydriveMaestro]

3:40 the thing strapped to the car is a high lift jack. Usually used for lifted trucks and offroad cars.

[@chasesmithproductions8484]

Oh cool! I know I've seen them used for pickups where I live, but now I know the official name! Thanks for letting me know!

[@ThomasKent1346]

@@chasesmithproductions8484 hi-lift.com/hi-lift-jacks/

[@toast6494]

"You are getting deported" "Okay" "Welcome to America"

[@VannahSavage]

I heard "cleaned my wife's cast iron" and covered my eyes for the rest of the video. it hurts so much.

[@xX__ErectDiddyP445__Xx]

same

[@bt7594]

Local officials say there are still looking for the body.

[@1985toyotacamry]

@@bt7594 the wife got on his ass and possible murder

[@snuffywuffykiss1522]

Grounds for divorce in the south...

[@daniellow426]

IF she really loves him he'll get one hell of a lesson in seasoning a cast iron skillet, should take him about a month or so if she Really wants him to leave her kitchen alone in the future.

[@hgfkowgxnfkpeosuvjgosa4431]

Actually, Google Stadia publicly distanced themselves from him after that statement.

[@copterinx0468]

I mean, legally, youtubers do have to get permission from game companies to make videos. The game companies could take legal action if they wanted to.

[@blableu4519]

@@copterinx0468 That's true, but free advertisement is something you'd let go of.

[@copterinx0468]

@@blableu4519 That is the main reason that they don't take legal action, yeah.

[@erslippers3805]

And basically everyone else in the industry.

[@deineroehre]

@@copterinx0468 Yes, they could of course take legal action, but they wouldn't exist 2 months later anymore if they piss of the wrong youtuber. Wouldn't be the smartest move...

[@imperialspacemarine1539]

"If you didnt see it you shouldnt gossip about it" ->Makes every holy book obsolete I dont know if you did but ive never seen god nor christ so why is everyone gossiping them?

[@toongrowner1]

ironicly a lot of people become atheist after reading the bible XD

[@steveedempsey9497]

@@toongrowner1 🙋 yep

[@enclavesolider9604]

@@toongrowner1 Ironicly you need to have basic religious education to become atheis and understand how much religion is useless and cold hearted

[@toongrowner1]

@@enclavesolider9604 true, that is quiet ironic as well

[@sillygoofymarran]

I literally just don’t care, they can believe whatever they want but it’s hella stupid imo to literally make your life harder and worse bc you believe God will come visit you like the goddamn Tooth Fairy in the night.

[@KristofferEk]

I bet the person who think bats are birds belive that wales and dolphins are fish and that the earth is flat.

[@w1nterdays]

Well of course, Wales isn’t a fish, Wales is a country!

[@KristofferEk]

@@w1nterdays WHALES. English is not my first language.

[@clownz_gutz5681]

I know right, we all know bats are fish, the earth is a semi circle, and dolphins are bugs smh

[@supersmilyface1]

@@clownz_gutz5681 Don't forget about whales being arachnids. Close to bugs, but not quite!

[@clownz_gutz5681]

@@supersmilyface1 oh absolutely I almost forgot

[@omori3703]

4:26 He wasn’t even Chinese as well, Genghis Khan (Pronounced: Chingis Han) was Mongolian

[@KlavierMenn]

But he stomped China ass so hard that his descendants still ruled it a fair bit after his death. And his birth name wasn't Temudjin?

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@KlavierMenn until they became china.

[@mitspeithetc]

THATS HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED? WHY WAS I NEVER GIVEN THIS INFORMATION UNTIL NOW

[@omori3703]

@@mitspeithetc Yep-

[@omori3703]

@@KlavierMenn that was his birth name yes, he became Ghenghis when he became the ruler of the Mongol people

[@williamharmon4039]

As a veterinary student, that "bats are birds" thing is almost physically painful to hear. As a person with common sense and elementary school level knowledge too, really.

[@MichaelBristow137]

Or they read the Bible and take it as a science book... 😕

[@اللهاكبر-ش9ج]

“Bats are birds” Ok then a chicken with no feathers is a human then

[@اللهاكبر-ش9ج]

If you got the history reference I salute you

[@lucasknox4871]

@@اللهاكبر-ش9ج Diogenes

[@comradewindowsill4253]

ah yes our favorite floor shitter

[@EEEEEEEE]

What obout platypuses?

[@missmirai4143]

BEHOLD A MAN

[@psychopony666]

The best reddit for creating facepalming

[@Jamie-rr9uv]

This comment made me face palm

[@guaperryz596]

@@Jamie-rr9uv this reply to the comment made me facepalm

[@joshyfc06sbiggestfan11]

@@guaperryz596 this reply to the reply on this comment made me facepalm

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

@@joshyfc06sbiggestfan11 this reply to the reply to the reply of this comment made me facepalm

[@V1S1ONARY_]

R/ technicallythetruth

[@catexplosives2248]

That peppermint in the eyes on hurt me. Like I’ve put peppermint on my forehead and that stuff burns. I can’t imagine that in your eyes.

[@KSHAWK]

“Hannah microwaves butterflies in her spare time” who hurt you Hannah and made you into a psychopathic butterfly murderer

[@bt7594]

In her defense it doesn't say they're alive when she does it. Could be her idea for cremation.

[@KSHAWK]

@@bt7594 that doesn’t make it better

[@bt7594]

@@KSHAWK did i say it did? No but it does make it less cruel

[@KSHAWK]

@@bt7594 fair point

[@chrislanglois8275]

Btw since we dont know if she has the psychopath condition shes just a psycho, theres a major difference, i see way to ppl around the world saying psychopath when they mean a crazy person. I wish it was easier to educate the world.

[@coolbreezelb5023]

The "spoiler" on the Jeep's hood is a jack for lifting vehicles with larger ground clearances like Jeeps, trucks etc, especially off road. This jack is a "Highlift Jack" sold on most off roading parts stores.

[@UwU-ye2hy]

Why all the r/facepalms are from America...

[@daymare0]

It makes me ashamed to be an American.

[@P1xxieDust3232]

@@daymare0 same it’s like 40% are Karens or choosing beggars

[@jd_kreeper]

@@daymare0 As an American I am disappointed in my country

[@zygarde.r6461]

Because people think free country means protest everything

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

*Amorica*

[@audreym3908]

I sometimes want to get a Twitter account just to be the one tell people the correct information. Then I remember that I could get canceled/called out for whatever I'm tweeting and be ostracized.

[@depsydawn9206]

Twitter is a mistake

[@audreym3908]

@@depsydawn9206 true but then we wouldn't have Dumb Tweet reactions

[@samanthawilliams2046]

You'd only be called out/cancelled for doing something fucked up, so you should be fine as long as you're not an asshole

[@jacklow9611]

@@samanthawilliams2046: Much of the time, anyone who tweets something in opposition to another tweet, they're considered to be an asshole by someone, so it's a no-win situation either way.

[@diablotry5154]

@@samanthawilliams2046 incorrect

[@anon.spider1020]

0:58 Not only that but one of the masks she's selling has the Confederate flag on it. Classy.

[@gabrielkrows488]

Where

[@Viscidsquare040]

And just above that one there’s a blm mask, who’s she supporting?

[@lucde_ville4743]

@@Viscidsquare040 she supports capitalism

[@Viscidsquare040]

@@lucde_ville4743 agreed

[@anon.spider1020]

@@gabrielkrows488 Middle row, the one on the far right.

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

“Apparently Norwegian’s drink 9% of the Pepsi” me: maybe I am a Norwegian

[@Karagianis]

What a wonderful family bonding moment. A father and child hamming nails into each other! LOL

[@Darkeons1]

If all goes to plan they will literally be bonded

[@toysruskid5074]

I think the mattress was pretty well anchored. She had the sense to hook it to the heaviest thing in the car. 😝

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

Oop-

[@steveedempsey9497]

🙊👀

[@thewalnut4017]

👁️👄👁️

[@user-ft3jq5vi2l]

4:30 ah yes, and there're also a "Austrian moostash man" exhibit.

[@defnottubby]

I wonder what was the designer of the peppermint breath drops are thinking when they made that design

[@TheBntimmins]

Dear Lawyer, I don't have to worry about lawsuits, right?

[@SilverSaiyanAce]

Satan: I'm a big fan

[@Tigerskunk]

Saves money reusing a design instead of making a new one.

[@iseektheholygrail2055]

Actually they plan the thing thoroughly, they just confuse which "drop" they meant

[@asterix7842]

Most people don't know you're not supposed to clean cast iron pans. Doesn't mean they're stupid. They've just never learned it.

[@lorrainehinchliffe5371]

That’s not why you don’t clean cast iron pans . The “seasoning’ isn’t flavour , it makes the pan non stick and help keep it from rusting.

[@snuffywuffykiss1522]

Here in the south... cleaning an iron skillet that way is grounds for divorce, or worse...

[@chasesmithproductions8484]

3:38 If memory serves correctly, that's a very unusual jack to change tires. It's for bigger cars i.e. SUVs, Vans, and Pickups typically. Thought I might help!

[@kefireszon]

I would beat someone till they die if they do this to my cast iron O.o This layer is not for taste, its for nonstick and corrosion proofing

[@erslippers3805]

Not to mention, rust in your food would probably taste, um... I guess maybe you might want that if you're thoroughly dysfunctional

[@ninjanyan1579]

@@erslippers3805 I think the guy was actually being nice, just used to other types of pans.

[@BugziKon]

The Alex Hutchinson tweet, was anyone else expecting to see Jackseptieye's reply?

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

Wait, what was Jack's response?

[@BugziKon]

He said - I find this thinking extremely ironic considering you have fanart of me, a streamer, as your banner from when I played Savage Planet You’ve even cropped out their watermark in the banner and haven’t given them credit for it anywhere. Very hypocritical (Jack showed the full image too)

[@idk-uh1gs]

@@BugziKon damn you got roasted by your idle.

[@BugziKon]

huh? also, do you mean idol?

[@tankofnova9022]

@@idk-uh1gs r/bone apple tee

[@thebigdawg61]

Take another look at that lady. That mattress isn't going anywhere. It would take an F5 tornado to lift the mattress off of that ham arm.

[@manspeej]

the layer of seasoning on cast iron is there to protect from rust and so food doesn't stick, but you should still wash them with warm water to get rid any food stuck at the bottom

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

Actually, while you can safely wash with soap and water as long as you dry it immediately after, it's best to *lightly* scrub it out with kosher salt, then lightly oil with vegetable oil. Wipe with a clean, dry paper towel before use.

[@ShadowOfADaemon]

the "assault rilfe" on the hood of the jeep is called a "jack all" style of jack

[@Lardex]

5:06 Technicly Streamers And stuff already have a "licence" by buying the actual game

[@Wren796]

That's what I was thinking the entire time

[@Xe_Non]

@@Wren796 and he forgot about fair use

[@sylverscale]

It's also free advertisement for their games.

[@3characterhandlerequired]

6:01, that lady checking the temperatures with her hand has infrared scanner for quick temperature check in her other hand.

[@dagameboy]

the last one was an r/facepalm to jake himself

[@cobytang]

It's not even China's place to tell France not to use Genghis Khan's name, since he's Mongolian, and Mongolia exists.

[@zakazikoziko1419]

11:56 its not for the flavor. It’s so that the food doesn’t stick to the pan.

[@x2lazy2die]

thought that was the joke. or am i thinking 2 much

[@billy-waynejeffcoat4828]

Depends on where you are, some people do actually use it for flavor. They cool like nothing but bacon in it or something and only half ass wipe it out. So the next thing they make will have a strong bacon flavor. Seen many households do this in the south

[@blacklabel6052]

@@billy-waynejeffcoat4828 that's just gross. I'm not from USA, but in my country I never heard about this favour thing. It's known that the pan has it in order to not stick the food

[@MrTiranei]

@@blacklabel6052 its "wok" pan and you just cleaning it gently with warm water, without any detergents, it is to give meals more flavour.

[@assarstromblad3280]

@@blacklabel6052 Idk man, cast iron pans won't work if you clean them with anything like dish soap. We usually clean them with warm water only, gets the burnt stuff away but the fat still remains partly. If you use dish soap in a cast iron pan you will ruin it.

[@patrickkeller2193]

"seasoning" a cast iron pan isn't really about flavor, but it's a non-stick coating that's better than Teflon.

[@karr6350]

Alright. Who exposed me about the butterflies? I didn’t consent to this.

[@AmirBrooks]

4:48 - this ad reminds of that classic Young Ones scene where Mike tries to nail plates to the table, but ends up nailing himself instead.

[@dragonlady1664]

I faced palmed at "BATS ARE BIRDS' and screamed in horror at what the husband did to the cast iron pan!. NO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

[@rateeightx]

7:04 I'm Not Supposed To Tell You Guys, But The Secret Is Lefse And Jarlsberg Cheese.

[@warriorcatskid003]

Actually according to Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes fame, bats are bugs

[@amandao6686]

“Flavor” or”seasoning” lmao its not like spices n shit its baked on oil that has polymerized into a protective not stick coating

[@Blackwing2345635]

which also protects iron from rust

[@alexandreaugustin832]

Isn't it Teflon? It#s there to protect the pan itself and so the food doesn't stick to the pan and doesn't dirty it as much.

[@Blackwing2345635]

@@alexandreaugustin832 it is not teflon at all, but this thing does similar job. Except it is FAR more sticky)

[@Domel23]

@@alexandreaugustin832 cast iron pań with coating actually actually bit like teflon but it's a way older thing You can season a cast iron pan again at home (tidious but possible) You can't apply teflon at home to your pan

[@DingleFlop]

1. The "large assault rifle" on the truck is a jack/hoist that doesn't require hydraulics. It's to help with changing tires. 2. The seasoning on cast iron pans is not about flavor. Oils that are "seasoned" onto the pans turn into a sort of polymer (which is similar to plastic) but it's a completely natural process and the "seasoning layer" prevents any food from sticking.

[@gamingbanana4745]

Oh Jake, oh Jake, your gonna get SOOOO much more content in 2022

[@finallyunsure4322]

Pikachu 2020!

[@annelienbakker7764]

Btw the Bible quote at 8:50 is a misquote so he isn't even using it right.

[@hero-bo7qc]

What's the right quote then

[@ianmoseley9910]

Bible has been through so many translations we cannot guarantee the current one is correct

[@DogeSargeant]

@@ianmoseley9910 Agreed, searched it up and I became 5 different Christians in one body

[@evelyn8737]

In chapter 20, it talks mostly about the ten commandments

[@annelienbakker7764]

@@hero-bo7qc the King James Version says: thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. The Bible in basic English says: Do not give false witness against your neighbour. And the English standard version says: you shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. There is no right quote in my opinion but if you look at most translations of the Bible the part about the eyewitness is never mentioned

[@yuki97kira]

0:38 this is just "im asking for your art and ill give you exposure"

[@nwc2392]

And artist 100% hate this quote even though I am not an artist.

[@idk-uh1gs]

I honestly hate anyone who would use that than get mad when people decline.

[@salahdunkingonutd]

Not only did that person call bats non-mammals but she just didn't compensate for seal/sea lions and cetaceans

[@doomse150]

You are probably the first person I see, who didn't bring up whales/dolphins as the no1 example for water based mammals (I'm not criticizing, just curious) Edit: Just looked up the definition of cetaceans... You made me learn sth new today

[@salahdunkingonutd]

@@doomse150 np dude

[@sarah-ij9ub]

"Bats are birds" Lol it's like saying a shame is a fish because they don't have legs 😂

[@Pixelusually]

This is just the "everyone is stupid except me" meme in a nutshell

[@TechnicallyRenz]

Day 69+69+69+7 // 214 of convincing Jake to say *"I'm Fakob Jakob!"* Jake not saying Fakob Jakob is a facepalm moment.

[@Hamble_Gambles]

diligence

[@AatiNiiranen]

You actually have done that, you actually have commented that everyday

[@ImperiousMax]

The coating on cast iron pans also help with non-stick, so your food doesn't stick to the pan with the carbon coating as things cook and burn into the pan. That husband has essentially ruined that cast iron pan to the point of being completely unusable.

[@snuffywuffykiss1522]

You can salvage it... Just cook some butter and onions in it for a week straight... Then use it for a generation again... Sorry. I tried... Poor skillet.

[@crystald3655]

Until it's reseasoned yes it's unusable. Re seasoning isn't hard, but it does take some time.

[@ImperiousMax]

@@crystald3655 It's possible, but to get it back to the state it may have been prior is gonna take a long time... might as well get a new one and teach the husband the importance of the importance of the coating.

[@crystald3655]

@@ImperiousMax Not really, the proper oils and a few bakes in a very hot oven will get it back to usable condition. After that, fry in it a few times to get it fully non-stick. It really doesn't take that long. I've had to restore a few skillets due to people not knowing how to take care of them properly. Cast Iron is quite expensive and the it's broken so just throw it away and replace it mindset of today really ticks me off as repairable and recyclable things are thrown into landfills so much that our planet is full of trash.

[@bipolarbear9952]

That cast iron skillet was physically painful to see. These pans are passed down for GENERATIONS, and are considered family heirlooms where I'm from (southeastern US). I'm still using my great-grandma's cast iron to this day, and if something like this happened to it, I would be devastated.

[@drsnova7313]

I mean...so what? You use it a few times, and it's okay again. I one fully cleaned a cast iron pan I found (long story), because who knows what it had been used for, and it was fine to use not too long after.

[@bipolarbear9952]

@@drsnova7313 It's not really about whether or not the pan can be useable again. LOL I know it sounds silly, but it's an emotional thing. Plus, you lose a few layers of seasoning, and that's like gold!!

[@lowellcamp3267]

Seasoning a cast-iron pot is what makes it non-stick, and keeps it from rusting. Seasoning is achieved by adding thin layers of oil to the pot’s surface, and baking it at high temperatures to plasticize it. This happens to some extent while cooking, so the non-stick surface is more resilient than most other non-stick cookware. To build up enough layers so the surface is visibly black can take months of seasoning the pot every day.

[@d105uino2]

Wait, she cleaned a black iron pan? The black that's supposed to stop iron from rusting and poisoning people?

[@Darkeons1]

Welp

[@chrislanglois8275]

It said i cleaned my wifes pan, could b a lesbian or other person with a wife and spouse relationship but most likely it was the husband :/

[@vaseklepic12]

It's not a bad idea to do that once in a while, you just have to re-season the pan

[@drsnova7313]

Umm....nothing poisons people from cooking in an iron pan. Maybe you mean copper pans, which can do that (extreeeeemely slowly) if you use it for acidic stuff.

[@iseektheholygrail2055]

Legend has it that the man is still rolling the cable even now

[@maanavaditya5958]

He is a man of focus

[@Darkeons1]

But mostly disappointment

[@gyuuipa5166]

69 + 67 days of getting Jake to say "hello everyone my name is Real Jake" to confuse some people 41 days of helping someone down in the comments to make Jake say "my name is Fakob Jakob" cries in agony

[@sspectre8217]

Better make sure to comment in two days

[@PlaydoughLizard]

the worse part is that the girl checking for corona was holding a thermometer while checking peoples temperature with her hand

[@sirknight6283]

With the cast iron pots, it has nothing to do with tast but with rust, it’s a layer of oil that prevents rusting on the pan

[@lazarusthibodeaux]

It’s a handyman jack on the hood.

[@EvilFookaire]

Heheh... handy... man... jack.... heheh.... Yeah, I'm easily amused.

[@floopismcfloorpus4396]

6:23 Legitimately sounds like a Family Guy cutaway or something......

[@tazweiss7970]

Instead of Genghis Khan, call him Temajin.

[@chubbybunny6975]

"Bats fly, therefore OBVIOUSLY they're BIRDS!" Penguins, ostriches, emus, and kiwis: "Then what does that make us?"

[@hernehaugen6878]

Failures.

[@AlexJReil]

Penguins: Sausages in tuxedos Ostriches: long legged tumbleweeds Emus: walking bad hair day Kiwis: hairy fruit

[@BHStudios01]

Never ever EVER, “clean”, a cast iron! Not in the scrubbing sense! You can gently, and I mean GENTLY, wash with a mild dish soap and soft sponge, but you NEVER scrub. My dad scrubbed my oooold cast iron skillet once years ago, and I flipped out on him.

[@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837]

Day #236 of asking Jake to say *"I'm Fakob Jakob"* The uploads on both channels are late by 1 hour

[@joejoebatmanjjb8704]

Early I think

[@The_Mang]

I think Zach Friedman's got you beat by like 200 days lol

[@TechnicallyRenz]

Ye

[@TrishaSmith]

Our time zone has switched. So it’s the same for us but different for you.

[@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837]

@@The_Mang dude. He's faking it. I started the Fakob Jakob thing so it's IMPOSSIBLE for him to have started before me Also technically I've been doing this for a bit over 300 days but I stopped and started back again at day one

[@wvvj_animates]

“Stars are star shaped⭐️Not round” *no no, he’s got a point*

[@toasterstrudel2024]

Actually, he has 5.

[@wvvj_animates]

*no no, he’s got a point*

[@vintagemushroom5515]

Day 4 of reminding people that they are loved and valid. You are loved and valid no matter who you are if you are black ,Asian, gay ,pan ,female or non-binary you are loved and valid.

[@emmafeickert8855]

Ah yes... bats are birds, manatees are fish, and platypuses...platypi? platypeople?...uh...they're just weird!

[@masterchief119-i9p]

1:04 Spanish Speaker: "Go ahead, Ill just be back here in 24 hours! Legally LMAO

[@masterchief119-i9p]

For the slow ones: You see, Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory which has been part of the United States for over a century. Puerto Ricans who speak Spanish are born as Americans and if you deport them to Puerto Rico they can book a flight to any state in the U.S. legally and they can do this to their hearts content. I bet that Karen still doesn't get it. LOL

[@loljay3281]

Tbh, every time Jake does the "voice", it makes their text/message or something more triggering.

[@koxpo7616]

7:00 Sad Finland noices

[@LollipopHouser]

I always use my assault rifle to lift my car😉

[@alex2005z]

Me to

[@IchBinDieLy1]

Okay, who is going to tell that google dude that we are in fact, buying a license to play/stream said games? Also... to the iron skillet thing... if someone did that to mine, I'd smack them. Then I'd tell them to fix it. Long, boring process to get that natural anti-stick surface going >:(

[@sparkplug1018]

True fact, my father was a Times photographer in the late 60's, and they had him camp out on the Moon to photograph the landings. Seriously we didn't see him for like 3 years back then!

[@superslike]

Me from Norway drinking Pepsi max watching this:👀

[@pavese1379]

The Radiohead one was a hoax, but I wouldn't be surprised if it actually happened

[@rosiefay7283]

It did make me wonder: why did the band need three minutes _on stage_ to tune? Couldn't they have done at least some of that backstage?

[@3characterhandlerequired]

I have had an opposite happened once in some concert, people though that band is tuning their guitars and whatnot and that was actually a some sort of "artistic" song. Warmup band luckily, the actual artists were quite good.

[@PaxyWaxy]

Where did that Jake's nose guy Miss that guy

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

Wat

[@mariabarker2036]

The "assault rifle" is a hi-lift jack. Don't mess with someone who can handle that jack, ma'am.

[@cartman2235]

The seasoning is also burnt on fat and oil that's made into a polymer like glass or plastic to create a thin non-stick, rust resistant coating

[@that1guy910]

I know that I will not first but early so yay

[@that1guy910]

@@sensei2233 haha

[@HellishPumpkin]

@@sensei2233 haha

[@beanfilms3069]

first lol

[@shoifu]

wow you're first!

[@that1guy910]

@@shoifu haha guess so then

[@zachfriedman4263]

Day 454 of asking Jake to say “I’m FakobJakob”

[@that1guy910]

Mad lad

[@squidboi9001]

Wait, has it really been going on for that long!

[@zachfriedman4263]

@@squidboi9001 yes

[@zachfriedman4263]

@CharlyTDM07 yeah I don’t write this out every time I comment but my account got hacked a few months ago. You can find me saying this on a lot of my other comments

[@zachfriedman4263]

@CharlyTDM07 brig why would I have said it in about 50 different occasions if it’s made up? It would have been less work for me to start over at day 1 when my account got hacked but I wanted to keep the streak going

[@squidboi9001]

Day 72 of asking Jake to get a Cake Jake for his birthday. Happy birthday in advance Jake. 🎂 🎁 🎊 🎉 🎈

[@supercraftd2074]

He should get a jake cake, which is cake made of jakes

[@girlkisser2763]

@@supercraftd2074 YES

[@matthewkeith8605]

3:40 It's a "Hi-Lift" or tractor jack, used to jack up or help recover off road 4x4s and tractors. I have one in my Land-Rover.

[@xjunkxyrdxdog89]

4:33 Since when does anywhere care about China? What are they going to do, send bootleg products?