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[@SirAsdf]

It should be noted that the wife specifically told the husband not to do the wedding cake prank MULTIPLE TIMES, and he did it anyway

[@Theproclaimed]

It should also be noted that divorcing over a cake to the face makes it painfully clear that she shouldn’t have accepted the proposal in the first place

[@Zelphy5]

it ain't about the cake, it's about him having 0 respect for what's important to her or her boundaries. @@Theproclaimed

[@cheshire_sensei]

And that the reason that she told him not to do it was because she had PTSD from a car accident

[@sylverscale]

​@@TheproclaimedHe didn't respect her boundaries here. And that's really an easy thing to do, not smashing cake into someone's face. If her can't accept that, how can she ever expect hum to respect anything she wants or doesn't want? It's 100% on him. And good for her that she divorced him. She spared herself some pain in the future, I'm very sure of that.

[@thunderlordabove420]

@@sylverscale she should have known that shi would happen when you get married 😂 she got mad over something so small😂 talk about pathetic

[@xxPunkettexx]

The cake story is so much worse with context. She said multiple times for him not to shove cake in her face because of her ptsd and instead he shoved her entire face into the cake and held her there. Then was surprised and offended when she got upset at him for it.

[@Compos_Mentis96]

With someone saying it was from a car wreck, the only thing that makes sense is the airbag. If the airbag deployed (they don't deploy in every wreck) and covered her mouth, I could see how the cake covering her mouth could relate to that incident. Especially considering how distressing it is to have one's airways blocked. If it wasn't the airbag, it's hard to imagine how else the cake would trigger the PTSD. For a PTSD trigger to happen, there has to be some part of the incident that reminds/triggers the person of the original traumatic stress. Although that trigger can also be based on the way something makes you feel, and the trigger and original trauma don't have to be similar/identical in physical terms. My understanding of PTSD is from my own (professionally diagnosed) CPTSD, so my understanding of regular PTSD might be off as there's a bit of a difference between the 2. I'm just trying to make sense of how the cake was a trigger, and the airbag makes the most sense. I'm not certain if my third "paragraph" is accurate for regular PTSD, I just know that's at least a factor in CPTSD. Wish I could learn more about that case cause I'm curious how the cake trigger connects to the traumatic wreck.

[@Common_Houseplant]

@@Compos_Mentis96 I think it could be a few other things--like being in a previous abusive relationship where she was choked (or even hit in the face, grabbed, some other forceful gesture--by an airbag, hand or otherwise) or some other traumatic incident where she lost the ability to breathe temporarily(--drowning?) The actual event is pure speculation on my part here. PTSD Triggers don't always look related-or at least, not at first glance (by which I mean, like you said--there's always a stimulus that invokes the feeling of the original event but from an onlookers perspective it might not seem remotely related and you, or even the person themselves, may not be able to articulate exactly why it does trigger them. Obviously there are triggers that also make obvious sense out there like fireworks for a war veteran, but this doesn't seem to be one of those cases.) Totally not meaning to disregard your point, it's very well put and thoughtful and I'm sorry you've got first hand experience; I'm just putting my own perspective from someone studying to be a counselor (though I'm only finishing up my bachelors so I've got a long way to go and I am not trying to claim any official authority!) Less related--I don't personally have any form of PTSD, but I do have fairly severe (diagnosed) OCD, and some of my "triggers" (quotations because I know that it's probably not quite the right word here, but it's how my therapist and I describe it) for compulsions and rituals are INCREDIBLY weird. Again--not the same thing and don't want to claim to know what you've gone through, just speculating and bouncing off your comment. Anyway, sorry for the ramble, hopefully this doesn't come across as condescending or anything, you just sounded curious so I decided to throw in my two cents! I wish you all the best and am hoping you are doing better!

[@tuftela]

​@@Compos_Mentis96That's a lot of words just to say you don't actually care that she said to not do it.

[@silkwesir1444]

@@Compos_Mentis96 "For a PTSD trigger to happen, there has to be some part of the incident that reminds/triggers the person of the original traumatic stress." I used to think that too, but it has come to my attention that this is not always the case. At least there are cases where the person themselves does not understand the connection between the trigger and the original traumatic event, and still somehow to their brains it is related.

[@onetwo3309]

@@tuftela bro he's just wondering what her ptsd is that's all

[@micahfoley9572]

"Poland is like 90% catholics but..." GEE I WONDER WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ALL THE JEWS

[@lucie03]

Hmm yeah, maybe the 3 million Jews killed during World War 2 might have made an impact on the total number of Jews in Poland, but who knows..💀

[@tobiasnicholls9837]

hmmm; I wonder WHY this country is all catholic yknow, historically it was one of the largest centers of Jewish population in europe! and now the percentage is like, near 1 or 2%! IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME REASON FOR THAT.

[@anakomaru]

Y'all think you're being sarcastic, but Holocaust deniers exist, and in teaching positions too.

[@GamepadStudios]

What, they all got attacked or something? It's not like WORLD WAR 2 HAPPENED AND A HOLOCAUST TOOK PLACE, hmm definitely not that!

[@bluiciousalt7804]

Haha charlie chaplin reference

[@lorech.8326]

“Healthcare doesn’t belong in schools” What are the kids supposed to just fuckin die?

[@ZackShark1]

Survival of the fittest 🤑

[@toubi4316]

“Survival of the fittest” is yuck.

[@bluiciousalt7804]

Healthcare can’t do anything against school shootings

[@kiwimations2053]

​@@toubi4316it's also a joke

[@takiyeet6946]

@@ZackShark1 Kids these days can't even parry bullets.

[@robertcreegan4384]

Fun fact: the saying "Picking yourself up by your boot straps" is a saying that is IMPOSSIBLE and is supposed to show that you need help to get back up

[@wizardsuth]

It's like Baron Munchhausen lifting himself (and his horse) by his topknot.

[@ClonedGamer001]

It's amazing how many people don't get that.

[@expressset430]

Except that one redneck who made a pulley system to literally pick himself up by his bootstraps... hes the only one who can use it differently

[@thelunchlady8276]

Wow! That IS fun!

[@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive]

and yet everyone in the religious right thinks its possible. ...this is the problem with religion. It teaches kids magic is possible and a normal thing.

[@zin_zin1903]

The wife specifically told the husband to not do a cake prank, he disrespected her wishes and proceeded to shove her face into the cake for several seconds, the wife has extreme claustrophobia due to trauma hence the reason she asked for no cake pranks (and because its her wedding), she panicked due to the darkness of having her face in the cake and then walked off, mad from the disrespect and disregard for her phobia, thats why she chose to divorce. She didnt wanna marry a man that couldnt respect her

[@zin_zin1903]

@@moon-moth1 Yeah exactly, i only explained it cause i've seen people call her a bitch, sensitive or something similar for divorcing him

[@jackmythicc1863]

Good for her. Idk if it's weird to say that I'm proud of a complete stranger, but I absolutely am, she deserves better and I'm proud of her for knowing that. I hope everyone knows they deserve better than actual trash treatment like that. 💙

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Fam it's a cake 👁👄👁

[@zin_zin1903]

@@gerardwayseyelash Fam, its called being disrespectful AF. You clearly dont know how trauma works or how bad it can be/get

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@zin_zin1903 It depends on the trauma it's not a competition. I have trauma so don't you dare assume I don't know what it is or what it's like.

[@awesomenatora]

Shoving a small slice of cake in your partner's face with their permission is okay, shoving the entire cake in their face when it has never been discussed is not

[@angelashortall9778]

Oh no, they had discussed it. And she had told him she would divorce him if he did it.

[@thunderlordabove420]

@@angelashortall9778 imagine getting upset over cake😂 no one will ever date her or even like her for being oversensitive

[@hmnhntr]

​@@thunderlordabove420Given this was a *divorce* case, I have to say you're just objectively wrong...

[@thunderlordabove420]

@@hmnhntr she's divorced him over petty bs

[@willrmmerhunter]

​@@thunderlordabove420If your partner cant respect you over a petty cake prank, they wont respect you over serious matters. Never ignore red flags.

[@Nostripe361]

Why is that landlord complaining? I have heard stories of terrible tenants so this guy should be so thankful that his tenant pays on time and in full.

[@Levyathyn]

It's a landlord. It is a creature incapable of being good.

[@hanyuuhiiragi3544]

Landlords? The same people who purposefully cut corners on their "investment" to charge you out the ass for accidentally breaking something they installed for cheap?

[@gavinisdie]

Theyre just an asshole

[@M_Alexander]

Don't expect much from people who invested money into a way to exploit people with less money

[@stanleyhape8427]

​@@M_Alexander😂😂😂😂😂

[@fimbulsummer]

I think the guy asking his date’s budget was really considerate. For a first date, I appreciate the lack of ambiguity over obligations and expectations. The fella is a stranger: I’d want to be able to cleanly walk away if I want.

[@MoonFairy929]

Plus he made it clear that he wanted to go Dutch BEFORE the food was ordered and the bill came.

[@verenabecker2724]

Yes, I think this is actually a great way to clarify beforehand. I would really appreciate this.

[@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive]

I have just 2 words for you. "cheesecake factory?"

[@fimbulsummer]

@@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive I have no idea what that implies, other than hopefully a truckload of cheesecake? I believe it’s a restaurant, as I saw it on the Big Bang theory. I do love cheesecake though.

[@Common_Houseplant]

I agree--one of the first things I establish before a first/second/thirdish date is that I want to split the payment. There's a couple of reasons behind that logic but one of them is just that I don't know the other person's financial situation but I do know mine and I'd rather just split the bill than put someone in a situation where they feel like they have to spend a lot of money or cover my side just because that's what's commonplace. The other main reason is when I was younger and more clueless (by which I mean 18/19/20) I'd let guys buy me a nice dinner and then pressure me to "repay" them (not with money, if you catch my drift) so if a date doesn't go well I can make a clean break and not feel guilty. Splitting is just a lot easier until you know each other better--usually after I've established a relationship with someone we just take turns (informally--if one of us pays a few times in a row we're not going to hold it against each other lol.)

[@OdinAUT]

I cried when my daughter was born, not afraid to admit it. Also that first time skin to skin contact, when you sit in a recliner and the baby is lying on your chest, awesome feeling...10/10, would recommend others try.

[@endorneyodera4366]

Does it have to be my kid?

[@OdinAUT]

@@endorneyodera4366 well the parents might react badly if you just walk in topless and tell them you want to try skin to skin contact with their child. Just a guess though.

[@KiriChan99]

​​@@OdinAUTI should NOT have laughed so hard at that 💀 Edit: I forgot to say about the og comment but this is also so freakin cute and sweet. Love to hear stuff like this!

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Instructions unclear, I'm now banned from hospitals

[@AIHumanEquality]

I'm 100% serious in asking how some doctors have doctor licenses and are certified to practice when they act like it's still 1887.

[@Arbyjar]

They got their doctorate in Freudian psychology, not med school

[@thatonewitch]

There has been doctors and neurologists who believe ADHD isn't real and in their article used only *one case* where a child didn't have ADHD but was taking meds for it as their only evidence, but I won't say his name to show him some respect. *cough cough* Fred A Baughman Jr M.D. *cough cough*

[@rickwrites2612]

It's like driving license. Unless you're caught in a bunch of destructive accidents, you don't have to retake it. So there are Dr's that were trained in the 50s. To give you an idea of how ancient that is, drs didnt give babies anesthetic for surgery until the 1990s. In the 21st century, a significant % of Caucasian American Dr's thought Black ppl have tougher nerve endings and thus feel pain less! (Maybe bcus some types of ethnicities of Africa can have slightly denser/stronger bones? Still a bizarre extrapolation). Clinicians are required to do a certain about of CEs every so often but compared to how much is different now it's nothing.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@rickwrites2612 I think you have a higher chance of keeping your doctor license from doing bad practice than you do keeping your driving license from bad driving. At least in America.

[@Imstillhangintherethankgod]

This is just me, but if I heard that some foreigner was going to bring clean drinking water to 500,000 of my people at the cost of some national dignity, I would swallow my pride and wash it down with some pollutant-free water

[@wizardsuth]

It's like having a coworker tell you to slow down because you're making him look bad. No, dude, I'm not the one making you look bad.

[@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive]

The problem is hes white. and people think they are fighting racism by attacking everything any white people do. Cuz hating people for how they were born stops racism.

[@fyrefairy123]

Okay, so, to give some perspective, there have been legitimate criticisms about the 'voluntourism' industry and how it ultimately can do more harm than good due to taking employment opportunities away from the locals, and certain charities for spending more money to bring workers over from developed nations for projects in undeveloped nations when it would be feasible and more beneficial for those communities to employ people from the area. Or, how some of these projects only offer a short-term fix, without offering any longterm resolutions, and once interest dies out and funding dries up, these communities are back where they started, or even potentially worse off. Unfortunately, as with many complicated sociological issues, this cannot be explained in 140 characters. Problem is, a lot of people see only a severely abbreviated explanation of an issue, and never read up on the whole, broader issue or truly understand it. Then, they repeat this abbreviated version without understanding it, and apply it to situations where they really shouldn't. And then people read only their ill-informed comments, and go on to make their own ill-informed comments... Which is precisely why Twitter has always been a terrible platform for social activism, because while it is effective for getting a lot of people's attention at once, and could be great for co-ordinating groups, it's useless for explaining complex concepts to people who don't already have a clear understanding of the issue.

[@lenibeni7421]

@@fyrefairy123yeah, also because the people on the internet want to be entertained and "outraged" at something. But they will NEVER read a real study or anything up. They just blindly believe what they are told and that’s it. They rage for a few seconds and then move on… they simply don’t care what it’s actually about.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

It was like 2 people who were angry and one of them was a Kenyan politician

[@cursedseagullgames]

When it comes to the cake face shove, I feel the need to share that there are some cakes that have metal rods in them for support. One young woman lost one of her eyes to such a rod when one of her friends did said prank. There are some bakeries now that have that warning stickered on to some of their cake boxes because of it. I don't fault the woman divorcing the husband immediately after, given the wife had told the husband repeatedly to not do it. If he is so willing to ignore such a small ask, he's liable to do it for something more important to her, just because he wouldn't see it in the same light. Life is too short to stay married to someone that would so easily disrespect you and the boundaries you set.

[@sakurawillows8364]

That bedbug thing is quite literally bioterrorism

[@nedisahonkey]

Yeah but it's against the French so it's good.

[@lucie03]

1:26 is HEAVY oof- To clarify, Poland was VERY Jewish until World War 2.. where Polish Jews were killed (about 3 MILLION) and forced to flee (like the ancestors of the original tweeter probably did) So um yeah that might have skewed the percentage of Jews in Poland a little over the years..💀

[@ZackShark1]

I feel like most people know about the Holocaust

[@annacrick3346]

I live in poland and i can confirm that its true

[@nedisahonkey]

Congrats on taking high school history 👍

[@lucie03]

@nedisahonkey didn't have to take a history class to learn this because I'm European myself- I have the stories of my grandparents and great grandparents, and the mass graves all over the country to remind me.

[@rohankishibe8259]

Poland should claim them back and not unleash them on Palestine!!

[@mr.wiggles7135]

I think I get the halloween ADHD thing. Its about choosing what costume you want to wear, its hard to chose when you have so many ideas all at once.

[@MooseShower]

I don’t have adhd but I Combat my indecisiveness by going to conventions so I could wear all the things I want for the year

[@CeruleanStar]

My ADHD loves Halloween. It gives me an excuse to hyperfocus on something I don't usually have an excuse to wear, eat more sugar than is healthy, and see a bunch of little kids in all their unique and cute costumes getting excited over candy. 10/10

[@randomhuman_05]

Yeah, they kind of had a point, it was just worded really weirdly.

[@Lukkaboc]

My favorite tool to "just pick something already!" issues is an old D20 dice I have from when I was younger. The trick is to not argue with the dice.

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

​@@LukkabocOMG Yes I just started doing the same thing and it really works! I now carry around my lucky d20 for decision-making

[@TheAkashicTraveller]

How hard is it to ask someone their opinion on the cake prank and then if they don't mind wait long enough for them to forget about it. Also just don't do weddings etc.

[@FoolMisinfo]

Or just don't do the pranks without the consent of your partner ,thats it. You don't even need to tell them the prank if you want it to be a "surprise" just tell them you'll prank them and listen to their boundaries on it. And do simple weddings they can be either stressful or joyful depending on how you make it. A lot of weddings are simplistic enough that the food is literally just pizza or KFC and nobody complains about it. Or just a white dress with a suit, people have done it. Dang it someone posted about their wedding photos being on literal pajamas and onesie animals. The literal origin of weddings was a happy normal family dinner reunion. Abandon virgin societal wedding pressure, embrace pizza dominos wedding aesthetic food with the Onesie pajamas.

[@darkunykorn404]

I remember seeing this case and the bride did say she would NOT tolerate it, but dude did anyway

[@lightnight9822]

⁠I think I remember seeing one where the guy slammed the cake SO HARD it nearly broke her nose. So fun

[@angelashortall9778]

Oh no, he knew that she didn’t want him to do it. The video has him wrestling her to the ground like he has her in the fucking chokehold it’s wild.

[@tylerbenjamin3842]

​@@FoolMisinfobased as fuck, I'ma do this in the future

[@President_Starscream]

Wearing suits is extremely feminine, men should be wearing dresses and skirts.

[@legoben98productions]

Especially flannel skirts and dresses

[@MooseShower]

Maid outfits for sure

[@ZackShark1]

Based

[@Flarflenugen]

Pants are so containing. Skirts/kilts dont crush the boys.

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

This has to be sarcasm. In Central America there’s a marine called El Marino Loco making drug lords wear dresses to deter kids from thinking they’re cool. So no, men wearing dresses isn’t breaking social constructs

[@beloveduser]

self proclaimed nintendo fans will whine about a "pronoun person" voicing a character, as if they forgot that there's a whole character in a well known nintendo franchise that is neither a boy nor a girl, and multiple characters in another nintendo franchise that are technically a boy and a girl at the same time

[@Onai_ram]

Which one is the second one?

[@beloveduser]

@@Onai_ram the second one is pokemon, specifically gym leader bugsy and elite four will. theyre guys(?) but labeled in the game data as gals, which might have been simply a case of cutting corners a wee bit due to not having that much space available on a gameboy color cartridge. but even if that is the reason, years later in a gacha game they gave gym leader misty some jewelry in the trans flag colors, and in some mainline game there's a canon trans woman who's just a regular trainer

[@BaldCoryxKenshinfan]

You’re so real for saying this ! 😭💕

[@shantilkhadatkar1195]

I say F everyone who stays out of our binary gender

[@not_a_real_handle]

As a trans person, this mf definitely has the mind of a middle school boy.

[@edan1841]

I had a landlord who asked me to pay rent for the month a week early, then would just claim I didn't pay him the month's rent on the first day of the month.

[@ThatOneMotherfucker]

I had a grace period up till the 5th because i normally can pay on the 5th of the month but I recently found out that the new leasing company removed my grace period. I found that out the hard way when I saw an additional 350 late fee that was placed on the 2nd.

[@iamapersonthatexists4355]

As garfield once said; "some people just need to be dragged out into the street and shot."

[@gothcsm]

@@iamapersonthatexists4355 WOAH WAIT A SECOND THERE PARTNER… GARFIELD SAID *WHAT* NOW?

[@ngotemna8875]

​@@iamapersonthatexists4355Based Garfield

[@iamapersonthatexists4355]

@@gothcsm Idk if it was just a weird dream or something but I'm pretty sure he said it in some of the older cartoons

[@zzz809]

13:39 this is so fucking funny to me because whoever made this looked through Chinese characters to find some that look like the English letters and then said "yes, this will work"

[@silkwesir1444]

Well, it shows they obviously meant it as a joke. But it's a rather insensitive joke.

[@ranwolf76]

2:28 That reminds me of a story of a black firefighter doing visual inspection of houses in California, looking for dead trees, dried out bushes close to the houses etc. Someone called the cops on him claiming he was staking out the houses. Mind you, he was in full uniform and had a fire truck trailing him as he went along doing his job keeping those ungrateful fuckers safe.

[@mlpluss9939]

15:01 Screw that guy he did a good job voicing Mario and Luigi, who gives a crap about pronouns in a bio?

[@bluestreaker9242]

I'm just honestly so tired of people complaining about that shit. Honestly... Like, how hard is it for people to learn basic linguistics? "I'm so sick of pronouns" I IS a pronoun, but aight, homie. Just...why are people so afraid of words? Clearly people have no problem describing someone they don't know and never heard of before as the non-binary they, and even more clearly people apparently never saw the issue with pronouns before, oh but NOW it's suddenly a problem? Whatever... Kevin Afghani did good, who cares about "Pronoun Politics, nyeh!" Gods...people are wild, I swear... XD

[@Nevertoleave]

And pronouns in the bio is so stupid to get upset by. Oh no, they want to make sure you know what pronouns they prefer. Their username is drdonkeybuttz and they use a picture of a can of soup. For all we know drdonkeybuttz is an 80 year old grandma who’s account was made for her by her grandson when he was 12. I did something similar to my mother when I was a teenager. She still uses it and I’m getting close to my forty’s now

[@bluestreaker9242]

@@Nevertoleave Right? :3

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Isn't Daisy's new VA nonbinary? You'd assume that'd cause more outrage than a cis (I think) guy with pronouns in his bio being allowed to voice Mario and Luigi.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

lol tf is a pronouns person

[@Ghostfighter797]

I would hate it if someone destroyed my wedding cake, (especially if it is an oreo cake) perfectly good cake ruined. >:(

[@Flarflenugen]

Especially when those cakes are expensive AS FUCK

[@ImADeity]

Isn't that bedbug one technically terrorism?

[@Somerandomguyinthecomments]

Probably, but idk France’s terrorism laws or even if they have unique laws

[@g5rearea]

Bedbugs legitimately cause PTSD, so I wouldn't be surprised.

[@valenciageode25]

Probably illegal but the dictionary definition of terrorism I found specifies a political aim. I don’t know if that guy had a political aim, or even a reason at all. Legal definition may be different.

[@anakomaru]

@@valenciageode25 I think his political aim was he hates France, and was seeking to cause the country's downfall

[@Boundwithflame23]

@@valenciageode25 Well idk about you but “I hate France, and I hate the people who live here. I want this country to collapse” (shown in the attached screenshot on that post) sounds very terrorist-y to me. Not to mention the rest of what that screenshot says. Dude is relishing the idea that he might have caused work accidents, which could lead to death of innocent people, just because he hates a country.

[@deviousredneck5109]

Seriously? One guy causes the Paris bed bug outbreak? That’s the ultimate villain. 😂

[@Ironbattlemace]

Paris had a hell of a problem with bedbugs and that dude contributed to it some amount. It just get exponentially worse house by house. He updated a lot of news about he's Bioterrorism campaign.

[@AmazingAutist]

​@@Ironbattlemace was he ever arrested because it is actual terrorism and it's not funny bed bugs spread diseases and imagine hurting a bunch of innocent children and elderly people because of national origin discrimination period

[@ZackShark1]

Calmest day in france

[@Blaze_1379]

bros fr a supervillain

[@Spoolyghost]

​@@AmazingAutistIf it was on the website I think it's on, then police should have taken care of this guy by now.

[@jameson1239]

11:24 it’s actually pretty easy. the nurses probably only got like 5 hours of sleep all week and where on there 3rd 24hr shift in a row

[@rauthe6842]

Alternate title for Kenyan water wells:: "Kenyan government dissatisfied with population receiving aid over self image"

[@lightnight9822]

1:10 Hey, ADHD person here! I make my costumes every year from scratch- and they turn out good. It’s not THAT stressful for me, although I will end up procrastinating sometimes, To simplify it, this person just wants drama they don’t speak for the ADHD community.

[@Spoonful_of_stoopid]

ADHD people according to non-ADHD people: omg halloween is so scary i don't know what to wear!!! 🥺😤😭

[@osheridan]

I mean I have ASD and the Halloween insanity is kind of a lot for me and my fellow autistic & ADHD friends, so maybe that person is just a bit different to you, that doesn't make you better than them. No need to get offended :)

[@amog8202]

Neurodivergent people forgetting they're on a spectrum of mental disorders and not a club:

[@gothcsm]

@@amog8202 A CLUB LMFAO 😭

[@teathesilkwing7616]

No I think they were making a point that picking a costume is stressful, and they just exaggerated a bit for comedic effect. I don’t think they thought it was an actual problem that it wasn’t being discussed

[@melodypond4457]

I love the fact that men Actually Can breastfeed. Depending on the amount of breast tissue a man has, the combination of hormones, sound of crying, and physical stimulation from a baby trying to breastfeed they will actually start producing milk which is WILD to me

[@amog8202]

Doesn't that require actually having those glands, though? They don't appear out of thin air. Afaik you need to be on hrt

[@Arbyjar]

@@amog8202Two things: 1) HRT wouldn’t magically make the glands appear like you have correctly identified, and 2) HRT stands for Hormonal Replacement Therapy, and typically introduces more estrogen and/or progesterone (hormones) to the body. I’m no doctor but if I had to guess the glands are latent in men but not unusable. You can actually look it up too, there’s tons of articles from various news sources and articles (TIME being one of them) that go over the requirements and conditions under which men can produce milk!

[@amog8202]

@@Arbyjar I know how HRT works, dude. I was saying they probably develop with breast tissue over time, although your assumption of the glands being unformed makes more sense

[@Arbyjar]

@@amog8202 ahh gotcha gotcha my misunderstanding then

[@melodypond4457]

@amog8202 all humans have some amount of breast tissue. Women typically have a lot more of it, but most men have at least enough to produce some milk. If he has really big man boobs that's a combination of breast tissue, fat, and the pectoral muscles. You don't need to be on HRT (I don't actually know if this is right but I don't think hrt gives you any breast tissue? I think it just relocates fat to the breasts to make them larger)

[@M_Alexander]

... I'm not even attracted to men but if a dude invited me to _Cheesecake Factory_ then, well, I'm at least gonna weigh my options

[@gothcsm]

This is so real LMAO 😭

[@M_Alexander]

@@gothcsm right? Like if somebody offers to buy me cheesecake then the least I can do is hear them out

[@girl1213]

Bride had said "no cake-in-the-face." Groom agrees, but had his fingers crossed behind his back, and even plans ahead to have cupcakes ready as a replacement for the cake, thinking that ruining the cake would be the problem and is surprised that nope that wasn't the problem. Why did the bride not want the cake in the face? She had trauma associated with claustrophobia due to a car accident where her face was stuck for who knows how long. I don't blame her for wanting a divorce when her groom and even his supporters *knew* this and still did it anyway because they disrespect how much trauma doesn't care about logic. People who can't understand the word "no" are not to be trusted.

[@Paradigmfusion]

0:45 as someone who has dealt with a couple Bedbug infestations over the years, there is a special place in hell for the 4Chan user. Treatmen in the states can set you back $3500 (minumum) not to mention all the clothes. furniture and bedding you have to either throw away and replace or treat each piece individually. Teah can live up to 6 months without any sort of sustenance, hard to kill and some of the areas they thrive in just cant be reached by standard treatment, then you have the resistant ones where bombing does nothing.

[@ZackShark1]

He's french he was already going to hell

[@Paradigmfusion]

@@ZackShark1 touche’

[@jacob3988]

If that was true, police should trace the account and court nail him with several million dollar charge

[@toyamwarr]

Wedding planners know which couples will stay married based on whether or not wedding cake gets smashed in the bride/groom’s face.

[@GrifoStelle]

My parents did the cake smash. Dad offered her a bite of the first slice. She saw dad's trademark "I-have-a-joke" smirk and had enough time to try to sputter out "Don't you dare!" Before he smooshed it up to her nose and down her chin. Giving her a great cake goatee. She cacked and retaliates by slapping his slice in the general direction of his face. He tried to catch what he could in his mouth then choked because he couldn't stop laughing while she painted his face with frosting. I was old enough that my parents' "official marriage" was one of my earliest memories. They were together until cancer took dad 30 years later, mom has never remarried. So... Cake smash= good only if you have the same sense if humor.

[@gothcsm]

⁠ It’s not really about having the same sense of humor, it’s more about respecting your partners wishes whether or not they give you the green light to do the cake smash. In your parents’s case, it sounded like your dad knew your mom well enough to be able to tell that she was okay with him smashing cake in her face even though she said “Don’t you dare.” I’m very sorry to hear that cancer took your dad away though 💔 I genuinely hope that your parents had the happiest marriage possible with the years they did get to spend together. Cancer is such a nasty thing and I continuously hold out hope that a cure will eventually be found to eradicate it like it deserves for taking away so many people! But your mom sounds like she truly and deeply loved your dad if she never got remarried after his passing. That’s how you know that they were soulmates 💕

[@MikayaAkyo]

The only thing i found incredibly funny about the "Kevin Afghani is Mario and Luigi" is that many websites had headlines like "GENSHIN VOICE ACTOR VOICES MARIO" and "PROMINENT GENSHIN IMPACT VOICE TALENT IS NOW MARIO." He voiced an NPC in a Limited Time Event that will never come back. I don't care if he's a 'pronoun-person' but that they called him a "Prominent Genshin Voice Talent" made me laugh xD

[@hanyuuhiiragi3544]

I can get people being slightly upset because Charles Martinet retired but... "Pronoun people"...? Nobody tell them who voices Daisy now.

[@venti3650]

wait which limited time event was this

[@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654]

I remember that event! I liked when Fischl had her Persona 4 moment

[@Lobotomised]

The way Robin pronounced Ben and Tucker's names totally caught me off guard and he did it so casually

[@TheArk519]

I used Robin’s “If a business can’t afford to pay their employees a livable wage, then they shouldn’t be in business.” in my class discussion, and people actually agreed and liked it.

[@Ares_V]

11:47 As a representative of "the gays" I 100% approve the use of the word "gay" in that context 😂

[@lifewithkat940]

17:35 i think thats so fair, tbh. Either the person who asked for the date pays or you each pay for your own meal.

[@carloscott-windelov7205]

Been going through a tough time and emkay's been really helping, thx for everything

[@imbadatnames3227]

Youve got this! no dying, its bad for you

[@tibbetabbi880]

The Emkay Herd is here for you my friend ❤

[@Danka42]

12:15 "Former boyfriend" - what a nice way of putting "this is the woman I cheated on my pregnant wife with"...

[@alwaysamongdragons7354]

I have a friend that lives in Kenya(Well, moved last year). I am pretty sure they once told me they had genuine reason to be afraid of imprisonment or even death sentence for being gay. The Kenyan government absolutely needs some shaming.

[@treepotato9273]

up to 14 years in prison for having "carnal knowledge of any person against the order of nature" according to 'The Kenyan Penal Code' up to 5 years for "any act of gross indecency with another male person" apparently actual convictions are few and far between but the existence of the laws allows law enforcement to pretty openly abuse gay people.

[@hackcubit9663]

16:39 Some of these make perfect sense. A family function screams "already trying to add her to the family," or possibly just kind of a "still attached at the umbilical" kind of flag. Your house also perfectly reasonable as "not a date." Even if it were to, say, play Smash Bros or something, find a place you can do it in public or just neutral ground. I get how fast food can make a bad first impression, same with places whose main attraction/product/service is drugs, including alcohol unless you can vouch for the place's incredible food menu. But the majority of what made the list says more about the women who collaborated to write it than the guys who took them there. Sure bowling only works if the two of you are into it but hey, it's an activity that lets people be social and even lets you see how he acts either when he does poorly, or when he's doing well. Anyway, rant over, bitches be crazy.

[@teekosaurusrex]

Idk man, the house/family actually seems like a really good first date. In the same way you mentioned bowling, it shows how your partner acts around family. Do they lie to try and impress them? Are they rude to your family? Etc. And when it comes to taking someone to your house, it really depends on the person. I didn’t feel safe going anywhere because for me it’s a sensory hazard. Trying to get to know someone and have a conversation in a crowded public area with many overwhelming sights, sounds, and smells can be unpleasant. I know not everyone feels safe being alone in a stranger’s house, and I get it. But there’s no universal list of no-no’s for first dates. All it takes is knowing your “audience”! Rant over, mfs be loco.

[@Fluff_Noodles]

​@@teekosaurusrex This is completely irrelevant to the video or your comment but your PFP is really cool do you know the artist who made it?

[@schrodingerscat3741]

Bringing a date to a family function is really really unbalanced. You're basically bringing your date to hostile territory and expecting that to turn out well. It's a bad idea. First dates should be on neutral ground. Meeting the family can wait until there's a least a casual relationship going.@@teekosaurusrex

[@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095]

4:30 These are the same people who hound others claiming they need to donate to church to help the poor.

[@trollhimforever]

I feel like these are psychopaths who want to see poor people suffer

[@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095]

The saddest thing is you aren’t wrong @@trollhimforever

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

6:15 how is it even POSSIBLE that you can earn too little for rent and still too much for financial assistance. Thats so stupid

[@KaihighOG]

Late-stage capitalism

[@Fluff_Noodles]

Its very common and very upsetting. There are members of my family who cannot afford insurance but the government told them they make too much money to get the kind of insurance that will cover the medications they need. It is also pretty much illegal to NOT have insurance.... Do you see how the system is backwards and demented?

[@dreadnought4089]

15:04 - I will never understand why people get this riled up over PRONOUNS. Possibly the dumbest thing to get mad and wussy about.

[@Levyathyn]

It's not really the pronouns, they're just a symbol. The real problem people have with that is that pronouns are used to acknowledge people--it is someone's choice of a differing, non "acceptable" form of gender or gender expression, and only truly mentally deranged people actually get mad at the pronouns. What truly bothers them is if someone comes out and says, "I am a trans woman and my pronouns are she/her", They do not believe this person is legitimately a woman. Their conservative, toxic mindset cannot allow this person to exist in their world view, much less have that level of power over their own sexuality. And acceptance of, using someone's preferred pronouns, is normalization; It's one step in a long process of making it normal and every day for people like that to just exist. So it's not that using the pronouns that really bothers these people... It's the acknowledgement, it's taking that early step, it's clearing the way for people to be accepted in the future. It's always about the acceptance.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Using "I" in a sentence. How dare [sentient being] do this.

[@dreadnought4089]

​@@LevyathynIt just seems beyond stupid to me that some people like this twit on Twitter make themselves this upset by others' choice of personal self-expression. "No pronoun people in my Nintendo" is possibly one, if not the saddest string of words ever put together, and that is saying something, considering what other sad strings of words are out there, both on and beyond this sub.

[@YourCreepyUncle.]

Try using the "wrong" pronouns on one of those pronoun types and you'll see just how riled up they can get.

[@cuddlicalf4854]

​@@YourCreepyUncle. When you're purposely being an A-hole to someone, yeah they're going to get mad.

[@JESROFFicial-MX]

13:59 Ah yes, I voted in that community note, and still cannot believe she supposedly is a ""Doctor"" and yet doesn't know what that image was 💀

[@AngryProtoBoi]

5:37 *says healthcare is not supposed to be in schools* *throws a gigashitfit over kid dying or being injured for life due to lack of said healthcare*

[@hanyuuhiiragi3544]

Unless it's their kid* that dies, they do not care. *Kid must not be gay, trans, or gender nonconforming in any way.

[@Fluff_Noodles]

They only do that if the child is cisgender, heterosexual, and white 💀

[@lecodercodes5313]

I think it’s a joke tbh bc of how schools be like that sometimes

[@teekosaurusrex]

16:28 This is stupid. Not even just for the stupid and obvious reasons, but because this list is almost _entirely_ consisting of first date material. My fiance and I have been on dates to arcades, pizza joints, fast food restaurants, buffets, even fuckin waffle house (which I’ve actually grown to love!!). A date is honestly anywhere, anything, any time you two are together, maybe feeling especially romantic. I consider any time we leave the house to do something a date, any time we cook dinner together and binge watch movies a date, and even when we order pizza and bum around the house all day playing cards- it’s a date!! Some women have the most outlandish standards, and a lot of these women are gold diggers and not worth your time anyway xD

[@maxxam012]

15:32 is not only 25, but if you took off the parentheses, it would be _11,_ not 13 [2+3^2=2+9]. Not only is that guy wrong, he's *double* wrong.

[@adrianblake8876]

Maybe he thinks (2+3)²=2²+3²? Just like (2+3)×2=2×2+3×2, even though power doesn't distribute over addition...

[@maxxam012]

@@adrianblake8876 I didn't even think of that since exponent distribution and addition super don't mix. But yes, 2^2+3^2 would be 13

[@SB-cz9vo]

14:25 Wow, Robbin, cool your jets. No need to go from zero to a fourth degree burn that fast. Let them stew in their envy and stupidity a little longer for a nice aroma.

[@jonasholm-mw5bn]

It’s such a shame that facepalm now is mostly frustrating news, rather than funny mistakes

[@thatwatermelon5806]

Emkay should just rename all of their videos to "shitting on the right wing for an unimaginably annoying amount of time" because I feel like that's all it is. They gotta go back to the old days bro.

[@jonasholm-mw5bn]

@@thatwatermelon5806 if the posts comes from r/facepalm, then they just have to be more selective if that site have shifted

[@_Funaroma]

⁠@@thatwatermelon5806do you not see how incredibly ironic that you believe they are “shitting on right wingers” while covering frustrating and painful events? It sounds like you’re saying right wingers are the cause of everyone’s problems.

[@notnotahuman183]

Ikr there's a difference between a facepalm moment and something vile or depressing. The same thing happened to mildly infuriating where everything posted is extremely infuriating.

[@jonasholm-mw5bn]

@@notnotahuman183 I think it got worse over lockdown. Because there was a lot of people saying a lot of things back then, and then the attention just kind of stuck.

[@Lunar994]

15:10 The little baby also made a video about it too

[@forceghostyoda5730]

What baby?

[@Lunar994]

@@forceghostyoda5730 The guy freaking out about Kevin having he/him in his bio.

[@forceghostyoda5730]

@@Lunar994 oh ok lol

[@ougus]

8:20 bininishabibo, tuckle cuckleson 😭

[@cheesiestmaster879]

in response to the corporate housing post, my opinion is corporations should only be able to retain single family properties for as long as it is inhabited by an employee as part of their benefits, and must attempt to either inhabit the property or sell it within 6 months of the employee's resignation or termination

[@Reverend_Salem]

also, if companies (outside of property development) do own multifamily properties, they should only be allowed to use them to house employees long term (using a couple units to house clients traveling a long distance visiting a site, or as temp housing for people traveling for training/meetings is probably a good idea as well)

[@hotarubinariko]

I would agree with this, as I do think it's a reasonable compromise barring one thing. Housing should absolutely never be tied to employee. We already made the dire mistake of tying health insurance, retirement, pension, etc. to work which means us workers are stuck with a whole lot more loyalty to the company than the company is to us. People all the time lose insurance for layoffs. Unless we put a law in place that says companies who layoff or fire any employee can't evict employee for 6 months to give them time to find other accommodations, I genuinely don't believe any corporation of any kind should be allowed to own private property except for hosting short term travel of employees and even in that case there must be a hard limit. I also don't believe anyone should be able to buy property who doesn't have a least a residence status in the US (or any country really). Foreign investors, while not the entire probably are certainly a contributing factor. All that said, I do think this is an inevitability sadly. We're looking more and more dystopian by the day.

[@ngotemna8875]

No. No ownership of houses for corpos! Don't even try to implement reasonable restrictions, they will break them. On purpose. To make money. And guess who has no money and will be kicked out on the streets. Ain't the corpos

[@maxmustermann-zx9yq]

this will obviously lead to a massive housing shortage alot of people can't afford to build a home even if the land was given to them for free but who else would? the state is already trying and being super ineffecient as always everyone else has no longer an incentive as profits aren't aloud charity? might as well pray

[@user-iz2co7do6f]

i HATE cake in the face prank i once had my freind do it, i got cake like 3 inches deep in my nose it was so hard to breathe it hurt so bad , when i tried to blow the cake out it felt like lava was being shot out my nose with the force of 50 cal, that person is no longer my freind.

[@grouchgaming1033]

7:40 that dude just is overthinking and needs porn, or is in one of those creepy relationships where porn is "the devil".... just seeing the coin flip that made Robin say "fuck no" beyond just the dude being a pervert.

[@naomiseadragon2676]

8:54, I've always held the belief that I don't want things handed to me, I just want things to feel achievable. Feel like all the hard work that I put in and will continue to put in will amount to something substantial. That's basically what the response to Oprah's quote is. People need to me a tad more empathetic sometimes on god.

[@TheDarwinProject1]

@16:03, just to add that those on disability also deserve payments & services/support equal to a living wage.

[@gothcsm]

Exactly! It’s absolutely baffling to me that the government can suddenly take your disability payments away if you’re earning “too much” money. The amount of income you earn doesn’t suddenly mean that your disability is gone or that you’re not still struggling to make ends-meet. Plus, most disabled people *need* more money that what they’re limited to by the government since they require special accommodations.

[@rosiefay7283]

8:09 LOL at the "butt at banquet" phrase.

[@ragegaming1653]

I work for 17$/hr and I can say for certain i would struggle living on my own meeting my daily needs and paying bills

[@Cassxowary]

13:19 look at the bottom. “Texas, USA”…

[@thepyroghoul]

2:17 no, that doesn't matter. The law in the US and Canada still basically says "if you record something for a class, the intellectual property is ours in perpetuity." A lot of Universities faculty and contractor unions had to fight to break that rule. Not sure if any won.

[@Aries73]

As a Switch/Mario Wonder owner, that neckbeard can sit on a cactus 🌵 spinning at 1000 rpm.

[@NorthJerseyJedi]

16:50 A free meal that she wouldn't be able to afford for herself. That's what she wants.

[@adrianblake8876]

Well seemingly, given that "normal" date locales like movies, bars, nightclubs, coffeeshops and beaches (that's too long a ride) are all off the list...

[@Badartist888]

4:45 So the 'activists' are one Keyan government minister and one American charity person who, basically, is funneling donations into their own pocket. So not 'activists'. Most of the time clickbait pages like to hate on activists but they aren't actually 'activists'. It's just propaganda. Make people hate those actually trying to make a better world.

[@JennyEverywhere]

I hate how people treat Mr. Beast. It's a pure example of "no good deed goes unpunished". It's beyond stupid. Just let the man do good deeds. If he pays for it, you don't have to. Last I looked, that was a good thing. Mr. Beast gets some clout, the people get what they need, and you can pay for your new BMW for your government car every year. Stop kvetching, or do the good deeds yourself with the government money that was always for doing those deeds and NOT to pay for your damn BMW!

[@hmnhntr]

My sister is one of these people. She claims he takes all the stuff back after making his videos whenever possible. Everything I've ever seen outside of social media indicates that this is not true

[@bluiciousalt7804]

boomers: “oh no he’s fixing up all the damage we have done! How dare he!”

[@edenanimates1465]

Mr beast:gives money to a homeless man People “that was selfish of you”

[@gothcsm]

Well, to be fair, despite Jimmy doing a bunch of good deeds, he has had his fair share of problematic moments. He should of course continue his philanthropic work and have people supporting him for it, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t also hold him accountable! Holding someone accountable for something doesn’t mean that you automatically dislike them.

[@_Funaroma]

@@hmnhntrask her if he took away all those kids sight afterwards too

[@jexenw2212]

is it just me or is the shirt at 14:30 a different colour than it is on the thumbnail? In the video it's dark blue and on the thumbnail it's dark green

[@Memelander]

Yeah😊

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

6:08 Well, dang, if that ain't just the sweetest way to say "G_ddamned m*therf***ing _homeless"_ that I ever did see. Outstanding work, give that newshound a raise. 👍👍👍

[@samuelcox358]

The cake ""prank"" is probably my biggest pet peeve that has never happened to me. Like it's not funny at all.

[@2012petvet]

Especially When It's Potentially Traumatic For The Other.

[@PrettyWeirdDuck]

True, corporations are NOT people and NOT on person. The problem is certain people in power made sure that a corporation was known as a person in writing. It was made a law. Not sure how that law is going to break. Just ripping the paper where it says "corporations are people" won't got that far.

[@cringygachakid]

3:11 yeah you better keep it on cause she looks really pretty 🌹

[@SEAkuaa]

She was simply too pretty for the prom that they had to stop her

[@cringygachakid]

@@SEAkuaa i agree

[@MisatoBestWoman]

This dystopia is so exhausting I can’t wait for the entertaining af end of it.

[@jwx9509]

Sadly, that end might be your death.

[@michaelgum97]

10:59 LegalEagle covered this situation and JacksFilms wouldn't be able to prove intent.

[@CuteNarpNarpPlush]

What does proving intent mean

[@michaelgum97]

@@CuteNarpNarpPlush It means that she wouldn't be able to prove that the bee keeper was intentionally going for her flowers specifically since bees are untrainable.

[@megananderson7454]

I think going to the movies isn’t a good first date, but it has nothing to do with money. I want to spend the first date getting to know someone and not watching a movie and not saying anything.

[@hmnhntr]

I think it's fine if it's planned before a dinner or other activity- that way you have time to talk and get to know each other, and the movie can serve as an ice breaker

[@megananderson7454]

@@hmnhntr that could work. I've never personally gone to the movies on first dates, though. As for restaurants, I'm pretty easy. Something like Applebee's is fine with me.

[@AIHumanEquality]

I just hate movie theatres. Why would I spend excess amounts of money to blow my eardrums out in an awkward public place when I can just watch movies in the comfort of my own home and buy snacks that aren't 600x the price they should be.

[@wvsted2794]

literally found this video while eating, love you

[@Yuruble]

8:33 - BEFORE YOU GET MAD - SHE CLEANS IT UP WHEN THEY ARE DONE. PURPOSEFULLY LEAVING OUT INFORMATION IS LYING BY OMISSION.

[@esbenm6544]

cope

[@Yuruble]

@@esbenm6544 THE CAPS LOCKS IS TO BRING ATTENTION. THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME YOURS (:

[@illumino5874]

Cool

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

12:28 I feel like this guy just saw a bunch of girls at the gym dressed in crop tops or whatever & thought it was too much for him to handle

[@theg14117533]

3:21 This is coming from the UK Prime Minister`s BILLIONARE Farther in law!!!

[@Wormfood]

16:13 I make $5 a hour (I get tips not much tho) I work 3 days a week (due to school) each day I work 8 hours (3-11) but I still can’t buy a full cart of groceries My state’s minimum pay is $3 a hour for people who get tips How is anyone supposed to live off this!?

[@theicecreamninja101]

Where are you from?

[@shroomian2739]

On the one hand, the “you people can’t do anything” comment is DEFINITELY ableist, but yeah, we don’t get anxious about Halloween costumes (usually)

[@gothcsm]

Exactly! I don’t know why people aren’t pointing out the fact that the person’s reply to the original tweet was in really bad taste. Claiming that people with ADHD “can’t do anything” and generalizing us isn’t okay in the slightest.

[@shroomian2739]

@@raye-wonderer-333 oh I thought they were saying that seeing the costumes made them anxious yeah no shopping for anything is stressful as hell

[@Ramsey276one]

11:32 took me by surprise The visual AND THE RESPONSE! XD

[@SewerThing23]

I love Halloween, but I do have a lot of stress with my ADHD just trying to pick a costume.

[@Wildspeck]

Elon just wanted to change his Wikipedia article to make himself look better

[@Ares_V]

17:12 Remember when he offered something similar to anyone who can prove his dad (and therefore his own) money originated from mines and his dad asked to cash in?

[@tflsheep9661]

9:42 its funny, $15 per hour, for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 4 weeks a month would be $2400 a month. Here in estonia it is actually almost twice as much as the average pay (per month). So US might someplace ok pay, but the other economys there just are ruining everything.

[@Abigblueworld]

Why do people make me want to be unalive sometimes? Oh wait, this subreddit, right.

[@MezzoForte4]

Amen.

[@johnnyshell2839]

The skin to skin thing works. When i got to hold my babies i was told they would respond better. The first one i was a bit off-putting about and the second i just did. They know dad. Its wierd. And both are amazing and still get close to me the same way. Im sure that'll change as they get older but for now i love it

[@CaTastrophy427]

4:10 It should be noted that some people are paid on the last day of the month, and sometimes it takes a few days for that check or direct deposit to be processed. If that's the case, it might be that they only have the money to pay rent themselves on the 3rd or 4th of the month.

[@zebbyscoot3990]

16:45 the movies?????? Bowling??????? Those are wonderful first date locations! Sure it’s a little basic, but it’s basic BECAUSE IT WORKS. It’s a great opportunity to have some fun and get to know your date, imo. I seriously do not understand, those are like, the two safest bets when it comes to picking somewhere fun for a date

[@mikethewhizz5085]

"Played golf 50 hours a day" 😂😂

[@ruddiko]

I love this narrator. He GETS IT

[@Luxembourgishsmartass]

My hand hurts after facepalming myself so many times.

[@Lindseyisloony]

4:55 *CORRECTION, literally 0 "activists" criticized MrBeast building wells. Only people who do absolutely nothing to aid disadvantaged Africans or anybody else had anything negative to say. And everything negative that was said by anybody included direct lies about Africa.*

[@teathesilkwing7616]

1:10 I think they were making a point that picking a costume is stressful, and they just exaggerated a bit for comedic effect. I don’t think they thought it was an actual problem that it wasn’t being discussed

[@Abigblueworld]

the people who end up on FacePalm seriously need to retake elementary school.

[@bluiciousalt7804]

Bed bug man must stay away from any school

[@Abigblueworld]

I don't have bedbugs?@@bluiciousalt7804

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Palmface

[@stupidity_lolz]

🤦

[@lizillusion2318]

10:07 - um It’s a Wonderful Life????? Remember in the alternate timeline, Bedford Falls was instead called Pottersville because Potter bought up everything????

[@mindlessgonzo]

"No True Italian Plumbers have pronouns in their paizanos!"

[@tc-tm1my]

That post about the guy who canceled the check to Harvard is too funny