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[@e_6228]

"You dang lesbians will never find a guy to love" The lesbians: *My goals are beyond your understanding.*

[@user-eb4cg6lt9g]

𝗟𝗼𝗹

[@amandasoddy9372]

"My IQ is beyond your understanding."

[@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483]

Lesbian is literally Non-men loving Non-men

[@webe3228]

“That’s… the point”

[@kaydencebernard7775]

Angelic_Autumn Gacha Club, Gacha studio and more not really if you can't nonbinary As non-men

[@TheAutisticOwl]

"My name is Jack, The voice that claps back." That's a good one.

[@youraverageshermanfirefly2182]

I start getting vibe of "I don't like where this going" and "Hol' up"

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Ye.

[@magnet_taco]

yeah jacque makes funny poems xD

[@RandomHandleLol1738]

Break that child’s back! Goldfish!

[@darthball2723]

"my name is Jack the voice that claps back" Me who just clapped at jack: (๑•﹏•)

[@JustinY.]

Bruh it's basically a piece of cloth Karen just wear the mask

[@vanillamilk3063]

justin reply to comment

[@333Tangerinee]

N o

[@outzymes3636]

Here before 1k likes

[@wallynovk]

Is it just me or did justin become active more

[@Garygary426]

Plus you can breathe through it

[@mindlessgonzo]

The Gov't tried to shove a whole motherboard up my nose to track me! The nerve! It didn't even come with an NVIDIA card and won't let me play Doom on it!

[@ShibuNub3305]

A device that can’t play Doom? *NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!*

[@basantatamang2249]

@@ShibuNub3305 yeah i play doom on my potato pc(literally)

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

@@ShibuNub3305 Jokes On You! I’m *Poor!*

[@southernpennsyrailfan8579]

@@ShibuNub3305 I cant play doom on my 12 year old Mac. or my dads almost 20 year old laptop

[@ephraimboateng5239]

Disgusting!

[@hh-dt1ch]

2019: I'm proud to be an American, even though theres crap here and there 2020: I'm rethinking of what I said, crap everywhere

[@ShibuNub3305]

Fucking _same_

[@ADMICKEY]

@@ShibuNub3305 I'm proud to be the king of Navajoa

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

2021 hold my beer

[@jennypagan6120]

@@ADMICKEY what?

[@ADMICKEY]

@@jennypagan6120 I was narrating my persona, I'm actually a citizen of the Navajo kingdom, I'm not royalty

[@justthatnoodle]

actually the bitter almond tree does treat cancer can’t have cancer if you’re dead

[@PurpleShadow108]

Hard to disagree with that fact.

[@ktfergus]

Roses are red Violets are blue Almonds treats cancer And so do you

[@pakalaboy42]

what

[@pakalaboy42]

unless you are like a person who treats tumors

[@ktfergus]

Almond doctor

[@andyexists8414]

Quotes of 2020: “Your brain is so hollow I could turn it into a bagpipe„ ~Jack

[@DigitalJedi]

I'm stealing this to clap back at the Xbox live kids.

[@OrionTails]

I love that quote.

[@xanmanskaggs216]

Or an ocarina

[@radioactivian]

ima steal this to counter some haters

[@christianjudeberbano3134]

Sick Scottish accent Jack

[@myrmatta1]

As a USA citizen, I can confirm that it sucks to be here. As one of the smart quiet people in the country, it is quite scary. I would love to move to Canada as soon as possible.

[@idtiler8247]

Canadas great!

[@lovedrreid1]

... Then move? Everyone loves to jump on the "America sucks" bandwagon, but it's really a great country. If you really can't find one single state in the US that you like, you probably won't find anywhere else in the world that will make you happy.

[@proepicgamer2659]

I hear the Netherlands are also a great choice

[@nicomoist5336]

@@lovedrreid1 I can smell fascism

[@teefffa]

Its kinda rather wierd that how people that are way older people argue over if wearing something that is made to prevent diseases from entering while bieng able to breath or not, while ALMOST THE ENTIRE WORLD is trying its best to stop the disease from infecting everyone and killing them.

[@honk8434]

I like how that guy said “respectfully,wtf is wrong with you?”that respectfully made it great

[@name-uh5ee]

9:47 As someone who's brother is autistic this really pisses me off Yeah he's annoying and is violent at times, but that's not his fault, he's my brother, I'm not going to treat him different cause he's autistic

[@dopey9410]

I feel the same

[@RuiMadeNeneBot]

Yeah, a couple of my friends are autistic, but I treat them the same as my other friends

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

As a person who has autism thank you

[@WishGender]

I’m autistic!! I’m so fucking pissed at that post! I started an autism acceptance association at my high school and I hope that it will help that kind of mindset become less common

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

Same here, I have it myself and some of my cousins have it too, they may misbehave, but since they have Autism, it isn't fully their fault

[@drewsify552]

Me when I see more r/facepalm: ah yes, a fresh supply of reasons I’m ashamed to be an American.

[@Mr_Noname084]

Me too

[@iamacatt5050]

oh. thats sad.

[@AWaffleWithInternetAccess]

We all do except for any Anti Vaxxers

[@real_abender]

Me: Ah yes, a fresh supply of reasons I'm glad to be Canadian.

[@SamWeltzin]

Yeah, I used to love this country, but the very people who've consistently told me I hate it because I wanted to see it do better have made me actually hate it, and it only started this year. They'd blame my hatred of the country on "left-wing propaganda" of course, but if anything, I've started watching left-wing media more to remind myself that there are still some people left in this country who actually care about other people because HOLY HELL do these anti-maskers not give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves.

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

"I swear your brain is so hollow I can turn it into a bagpipe" **dead body reported**

[@drippylad3973]

Hmmmmm I think EmKay is REALLY Sus.

[@drippylad3973]

@Hannah Cao Hannah Cao was the imposter, 1 imposter remains

[@capnlevi6353]

It could be any of us. It could be you. It could be me. It could even be...

[@savagehyena9245]

(snaps your neck) Hey I saw read run away red is sus

[@savagehyena9245]

@Hannah Cao But nobody else s following you.... (Snaps your neck and vents to reactor)

[@charax-1]

"We saw pokemon go as way for how people should treat real animals" Pokemon have benefits when "training" more then animals have

[@insertusernamehere3173]

I SWEAR I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@mothboy3882]

Why tho

[@christofornothing866]

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh PETA

[@danielebrunetti853]

@Joao Felipe yeah, it's one of the only things that PETA was right about

[@YamiHoOu]

It's interesting how everyone forgets that Pokemon aren't animals they are pocket MONSTERS, like magical creatures...

[@cinemaswamp1095]

The way Jack got excited about just seeing the name "Bill Cypher" and thinking of gravity falls is just one of the cutest things I've ever heard

[@fatesinker]

Remember when the only jokes about Trump were about his wall to block Mexicans? :(

[@timonuotio6395]

This is pretty anti Trump episode...

[@gregcarmichael5121]

It's disheartening that those jokes are tame by comparison now

[@Grim_sights]

Only the real ones remember 😔

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Yeah... Well I just wish he wouldn’t make fun of religions... Sorry I’m just kinda religious. Is all

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

And how fake the election was

[@Haxamanesi]

Karen: I Will NOT wear a mask Store: So I won't let you in Karen: wait, that's illegal

[@hudde814]

Can't call for the manager if you can't go inside the store

[@Haxamanesi]

hudde814 You can scream at staff and demand manager if you are Karen enough

[@hudde814]

@@Haxamanesi Good point

[@SleepyEmi]

Sinister if ur Karen enough, you would go in without a mask anyways

[@Haxamanesi]

Lil Kyaa what about store security

[@TheAutisticOwl]

1:05 Shout out to that one madlad who is brave enough to be the ONLY ONE (that I can spot) wearing a mask in among these antimaskers. Wait a minute, HE'S THE IMPOSTOR! VOTE HIM OUT, CREWMATES! Clarification: these last two lines are a reference to the Among Us game)

[@wmffrematchdays.7150]

Really?

[@wolfpackproductions7270]

*ironic*

[@nobuna2114]

One woman in the last row also has a mask on. You can see it really good when he zooms in at 1:18

[@moltenking4813]

PersonWithAMask Was An Imposter 1 imposter remains

[@cdsmith.]

Amoung

[@rarebonedisease6551]

Dear literally every other place on this planet, I'm so sorry you have to put up with us. Sincerely, People in America who have at least one functioning brain cell P.S: after 2021, I will be allergic to cheetos.

[@lunmangvalte2420]

Still better than the people who think pewdiepie is american. Or the people who judge a person by their beard and think they're terrorists just coz they have a beard.

[@theodoredalton3355]

Pfft what.

[@wta1518]

@Chileno yeah, it happens pretty often in my country.

[@fenrir4060]

I an american agree and apologize for america and the way we have caused chaos.

[@abigailc8829]

@@fenrir4060 Yep, and I also apologize for all the idiots don't cover their nose with their masks. YOU BREATHE OUT YOUR NOSE, PEOPLE!

[@nazeelnazrie1035]

"I swear ur brain is so hollow I could make it into a bagpipe" A quote by Scottish EmKay

[@eeeby_deeby]

you won't believe this but the Scottish are planning to have cars powered by *whisky*

[@tefnutofhoney2832]

Apple seeds are actually safer to eat than common knowledge says. As long as you dont grind them up, and eat a LOT of them, youll be fine

[@zorc3476]

An average adult is able to eat about 20 apple seeds before they die. Also it’s not just apple seeds plenty of other fruit seeds contain a small amount of cyanide.

[@y857n]

Nobody: Karens: *i cant breathe in a mask hElP1!!!!1!!1* Doctors: *first time?*

[@justanormalperson217]

Kakashi who wear mask for 5 years in naruto:pathetic

[@bzbunch]

ok mr cat icon

[@saddestcatboy]

@@justanormalperson217 kakashi is the only one in his old squad that's still alive, wear a mask

[@y857n]

@@bzbunch ok mr no face icon

[@Djinn_Entonic]

I have asthma and severe allergies to pollen, I live on a place full of pines so you can imagine how much is hard for me to breath, I still wear a mask and don't die from lack of oxygen.

[@awesomestyles]

Day 31 of asking EmKay to do r/ihadastroke (preferably Robin)... and day 3 of helping NeoNess Is Here recommend r/garfieldminusgarfield (would like Robin or Jack to narrate it).

[@moveitmoveit8342]

Thank you for helping me! Personally, I would like Robin to do r/garfieldminusgarfeild.

[@awesomestyles]

I think this was the 1st time I got over 2 likes on one of these! Nice.

[@awesomestyles]

Bro... you guys, EzPz, AND Long Nail all uploaded at the same time.

[@Gmaing._.]

AwesomeStyles [GD] bruh 69th comment

[@jachi5970]

Perfection at it's finest.

[@HeavenStarQuit]

*long nail*

[@itamar_farkash]

Dude how did you know im watching does 3 channels

[@justanormalperson217]

Also fake Jake and real Jake

[@gypsypath1]

Note to viewers: Medicare is designed to cover people with disabilities (considered disabled under SSI) and seniors. COBRA covers people who’ve lost a job, and had healthcare through their employer, for at least 6 months. Medicaid covers those below the poverty line. This would include unemployed people.

[@ninja6245-real]

Um... no. Medicare is for anyone who is a registered citizen of Australia and it’s there to provide access to care for those who need it.

[@zs54]

"but thats just a theory, a game theory" Me: chokes on life and water

[@panwithoutthecake]

Yeah I was so surprised to see game theory like "OMG Matpat! What you doing here?"

[@eeeby_deeby]

lol

[@someon_random]

I love how almost everything about US politicians left you (well, the narrator) literally speechless.

[@victoriataylor2556]

Yes, we are stupid.

[@deltaboi9014]

Agreed, this country is disoriented.

[@julianwalker4773]

Sadly this is true

[@boo0p707]

All of them. Every one

[@Xolivas1]

As it should. Honestly, it's left me feeling depressed how low we've sunk.

[@noahyetman4004]

\ l / My pathetical attempt at fan art llllllO \lllll/

[@ciararyan1871]

What are you talking about that's great fan art !!! Here's mine: \|||/

[@niggly_wiggly6931]

🥖🌝🥖 🦴

[@vortexsuperior984]

Dude, this is GOOD, this needs to be an Emoticon on ALL devices

[@Toroinoue_318]

My attempt / / | | / / \ \ | |/ /_ | / \ \ \ \ / / / /

[@aidancanionero7785]

👌 this is mine

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 71 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@Sarah_88]

homie still going strong, hell yeah

[@LegionMeow]

i think we know that

[@curbotize]

We should start a Jack / Jake conspiracy crossover.

[@Kath2378]

"What are you guys doing, texting each other at 4:30 in the morning? Sleep!" Me, watching this video at 4:30 in the morning: Yes, but actually no

[@shaneespinoza5343]

4:38 "Being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys" Yes but actually no. My search history would beg to differ

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Calm down there Shaney boy

[@shaneespinoza5343]

@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica No

[@zcubeDbz]

I can safely say I agree, and many other guys can agree as well.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

@@zcubeDbz well its a good thing you can safely do that. I remember last time i did that i got shot

[@kaidouhottopicgiftcard]

This- Why is this true

[@sythlikesfrogs]

Plot twist: the lamp near emkay's bed is actually a sandwich

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

moving to EmKay's lamp, aye?

[@mariocart2wrholder]

Crunchy

[@justanormalperson217]

My alarm that secretly a time bomb and when it blow up i wake up

[@mariocart2wrholder]

@@justanormalperson217 ah yes, typical normal person

[@justanormalperson217]

@@mariocart2wrholder but my microwave is the real problem because one time i put instan noodle in it and few minute later it blow up because my little sister put a lot of fork and spoon in it and i mean a LOT OF FORK AND SPOON

[@monke3387]

Fun fact Totally Related To This Video: In among us, Crewmates and impostors have 3 bones: The 2 legs bones and the bone that sticks out when you kill someone.

[@nicke.8622]

Niiiice

[@cdsmith.]

Stop this madness

[@zadymew7885]

5, they have knees

[@bellumdorf3360]

But what if they have 1 bone and a pair of those "Techno Trousers" from Wallace and Gromit?

[@moveitmoveit8342]

Day 51 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees and day 41 of recommending r/garfieldminusgarfield.

[@ojie285]

We are with you

[@WaccPS]

respect

[@trutrutrucy]

BREAD STAPLED TO TREES

[@towel_gaming]

What is garfield-garfield

[@kop-gaming6413]

@@towel_gaming what does it sound like

[@himynameiskobey.7994]

1:36 I actually live in NZ and I'm so thankful we did this.

[@thatweirdartist9852]

*Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!* God I love that quote XD

[@Astradenix]

My names Jack, Im here to correct a false fact. New Zealand is Covid Free however we dont have 7K in the bank as it was to close to election.

[@blufferfish0896]

that makes sense, didn’t want bias or something? did you get any sort of governmental support then?

[@josephstalin1527]

here in australia or nz we care about everyone

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

For a second I thought you were making a suggestion for an intro. My bad.

[@pixiewolf7701]

@@blufferfish0896 we had wage subsidy so government gave money to employers to pay their employees so the people who were able to keep their jobs got their normal weekly wage :)

[@whatamihereforagain9317]

I have been under quarantine for 81 days Day 82: I can control reality with my brain Day 83: the police are trying to stop me Day 84: I am in a mental hospital I can no longer control reality with my brain Day 85: I escaped the mental hospital I can control other people’s actions now

[@LuckD7cky]

that escalated quickly

[@SleepyEmi]

He’s gone so crazy, that he’s lost track of time

[@grassery-the-real-one]

Oh no

[@СоветскийМемер]

"You've been hit by You've been struck by A *Photoshop professional* "

[@SerenaYippieee]

Shyamona

[@NotBart]

“If we switched yada yada you know the deal” Ma’am, I would like to remind you that Europe exists. We write in cursive. At least in the Czech Republic.

[@slendveny7191]

Y'all speak in cursive.

[@alisathemushroom9923]

Remember when r/facepalm used to be a fun escape where you could laugh at people being dumb?

[@se7enhaender]

11:23 "You can't plan for something that hasn't happened yet." This hurts my brain so much 😖

[@xunsuu]

im gonna plan to live tomorrow

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

@@xunsuu oh, good... WAIT-

[@Rushev]

1:06 I like the guy in the middle, cuz he's probably dragged into the mess You can clearly see his eyes of disappointment

[@dimensiongoat871]

Him: I’m surrounded by idiots. Now how do I leave.

[@slothsinking2525]

@@dimensiongoat871 hes like dang it karen stop dragging me here

[@stefangrobbink7760]

There are some folks wearing a mask in the back. Ironic. They probably aren't there voluntarily.

[@Rushev]

@@stefangrobbink7760 isn't that the point of the joke...

[@foxinsocks4693]

2:31 My first thought was that she just perfectly described Undertale

[@dimitriwarchief301]

And then the guy used it as an example Along with other games

[@mchambermich]

anyone notice how we get a few months of cool videos, and then as soon as something happens in the news this is all we get. 75% covid, 15% other politics, 10% regular Facepalm.

[@pyroteamfrankenjunior]

0:00 general Grievous can still breathe well, even though it is over 90 percent mechanical

[@bg6b7bft]

"Kids should go to school despite what the science says; otherwise, how will they learn how important science is?" Translation: "We want your kids out of the house so both parents can get back to serving their corporate overlords"

[@AngelEmfrbl]

That's easy... They don't teach it right.

[@ninja6245-real]

So why don’t we just make it a requirement for anyone who wants to run a country or continent to pass a basic intelligence test to prove they are capable of doing it (cardi B could not be allowed since she would force everyone to do things they don’t want to do and break several international crimes while doing it)

[@nolongerusing7430]

7:22 "Cyanide is an extremely painful thing to die of" Um how would you know that?

[@iambreadbear3325]

Because he died from cyanide

[@Jeremiah_D.]

"Im Jack, the voice that claps back" Im finna legally change my name to Jack to *legally* use this Edit: The likes are the amout of odds that that they'll pin this Edit 2: if you like, replie so i know and remember Edit 3: NVM, Sam K. down there already got 505 likes just saying the Jack clap back quote, y'all can stop liking now, they are never going to pin this and we ain't ever going tk be able to compete to a guy who got 506 in 8 HOURS whereas I got 67 in the same amount of time Edit 4: Wow, Sam K. has over 600 likes i 13 hours and I only got 88. To be honest I thought I was gilonna get over 1k in at least 5 hours but damn, at least you guys can take pride in knowing this is the most amount of likes I have ever gotten, its been a good run, but I know when to call it quits.

[@Soggytoast30]

Only three

[@Jeremiah_D.]

@@Soggytoast30 we are getting there tho, proogress my friend

[@Soggytoast30]

Jeremiah Dalton yes it’s only been six minutes

[@Jeremiah_D.]

@@Soggytoast30 yup

[@marekpokuta6782]

Five

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

I’m autistic and depressed among other things thanks for raising my spirits

[@OddishSupremacy]

Adults: You teens are always playing games in your free time, go outside!! Teens in their free time: **30% depression, 5% disinterest in life, 40% annoyance towards every living thing, 25% self hate, 100% getting lectured by adults**

[@henryboianimations4869]

I’m an American. I’m so sorry every one else that has to deal with our stupidity.

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

I will not forgive everyone because i am stuck in the middle of it. But i will forgive you.

[@donovanthefrog138]

You have a Shrek profile, you have nothing to say sorry for. You are a good person

[@henryboianimations4869]

Thanks.

[@DraconianBS]

As a fellow American surrounded by idiots. I too would like to apologize sincerely to the rest of the world for the stupidity of our country

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

In all seriousness. Everyone calls the floridian dumbass's, but even they get the point of the mask (i am impressed too but not the point) and here we are with those ass who think a small piece of cloth is going to kill them after a bit when i knew someone who had one almost 18 hours a day because of something he had. He died 2 years ago from a car crash. A woman hitted his car and he died from it

[@rocketcello5354]

7:14 I once tried to assassinate a classmate by collecting apple seeds, and throwing them into his mouth when he yawned. Gotta love primary school

[@iambreadbear3325]

*hitmaen*

[@archaicfalcon4898]

don’t you have to bite into the seed to release the minuscule bit of cyanide

[@rocketcello5354]

@@archaicfalcon4898 I was 11

[@rocketcello5354]

@@archaicfalcon4898 You're right

[@Karak-_-]

Get a whole cup, a cup of apple seed is enough to kill an adult. Althrough, it can be a little problematic to force them to swallow it. The handle have tendencies to get stuck.

[@colinvos7304]

Helmet: "Can breath fine" It's actually possible to faint because of high co2 levels within a helmet if its poorly ventilated. I've had it happen one. Luckily I was a passanger

[@quicksilverlacey]

Damn that's scary. Never heard of that before.

[@cdsmith.]

"Then I died"

[@colinvos7304]

@@cdsmith. as a driver its less likely to happen since you do have the wind going straight against your helmet so draft or such can take the co2 with it and give you a bit of oxygen.

[@cabinonfire6365]

7:05 I mean if death IS a way to treat and prevent cancer...

[@controlfreakofficial314]

2:43 Don't forget Bioshock and Bioshock 2 where you can gain even more rewards for sparing the Little sisters

[@phoenixfire5046]

Americans: we’re ignoring science so kids can go to school to learn...science

[@cringememer7009]

Then the kids grow up to be smarter or dead by corona

[@boo0p707]

As a American... I'm sorry.

[@thepezfeo]

@@boo0p707 Do a google search for "should children return to school", read what the Doctors have said. Don't just read the news headline, read various articles and see what Doctors have said. You may also want to google "covid deaths of despair" (suicide, overdose, etc)

[@lefrancecat6280]

Dark humour : Karen's and George Floyd have something in common They both can't breath

[@turtle_7777]

@UCuF9MQCPW6RyeC9vTYnKAqg he wouldnt have gotten death penalty so its unjustified to say that. He may be a criminal but if he wouldnt get death penalty how is him dying fair?

[@ninja6245-real]

Lulu Howell he attempted to kill an innocent person in cold blood, he was armed, dangerous and resisting arrest. Under those circumstances, he should of just gave up and take the proper penalty. If George Floyd used his brain, he would realise that it would be so much smarter to just co-operate, there was no way I would leave a PSYCHOPATH out on the streets without having some sort of precautions.

[@alex2005z]

@@ninja6245-real the precaution would be jail, not death

[@BrokenKatz]

Nobody: 3 year olds: First

[@M1VEATSROCKS]

Ur one of them

[@Tigof_]

3 yr olds and bots

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

@@M1VEATSROCKS yup

[@niggly_wiggly6931]

But... but Im five

[@turtle_7777]

@Dakota Lough how is first an accomplishment? They can post it and delete it soon after if it does feel good. Im not one to judge. But the truth is no one cares. Its annoying. Scrolling through the comments i shouldn't see it so much

[@baroncase214]

9:06, well yeah, but most people carry a gun for their own safety, after all you never know when and where you might need to use it

[@kairossnt]

Ok, that makes sense. Thank you for your sane viewpoint. This is not sarcasm.

[@sylvainprigent6234]

8:03 the dollar sign symbole thing is a "paragraph" symbol

[@PurpleAmharicCoffee]

I thought it was Simoleons. I've been playing too much Sims.

[@Nova-ly7tx]

Not even a bank robber cries under his mask: HeLp I cAn´T bReAtHe!!1!!!1!11

[@kennethfernandez7316]

Sometimes I don't know who's talking at the beginning

[@therawringdog6754]

What are doing talking at 4:30 in the morning? SLEEP! Me who wakes up at 4:30 Monday through friday for school and some kids even earlier than that: that's completely normal

[@jarekhartwell6235]

4:31 wow he actually noticed he was being stupid and fixed it, that never happens 👏👏👏

[@barrybeebenson455]

Dang it I’m in school rn and can’t watch this

[@green_lettuce]

If Karen’s are saying that the masks are “suffocating” them, why do they still wear it?

[@nagitospissdrawer6612]

They aren't, but oh well. Waiting till the virus kills them all 😺👍

[@green_lettuce]

Pregame Shuichi yes!

[@moveitmoveit8342]

KAREoNa virus

[@kokichiouma5791]

Pregame Shuichi hi shuichi

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

hahaha *"FaceBook MomS LmFAo"*

[@thischannelisnotactiveanym9635]

I taught my mum how to text this is what she messages me She ment dirty clothes btw XD Luna come and wash ur acid Acid Acid Acid Acid Acid D Acid r/ihadastroke

[@agitatedbeetle3068]

Why you commentin it here

[@rarebonedisease6551]

@@agitatedbeetle3068 why not

[@ScarabKovaire]

As an American, I can safely say that the reason my country is trash is because we are a republican oligarchy rather than a functioning democratic republic, and on behalf of all Americans, I apologize for our garbage government. Even thought that doesn't make up for the awful stuff my country has done, I hope it at least shows not all of us are awful.

[@ninja6245-real]

That’s been the case for ages, if only people started demanding that governments would HAVE to provide the equipment needed to deal with these issues and take the money from those who don’t need it (aka. The top 1% of earners in America) and make sure that the government can lose the power of their job if they do something that would not help in any way shape or form.

[@ninja6245-real]

I’m surprised no one suggested making the ministers of each department someone WHO ACTUALLY WORKS THERE! (I.e the minister for defence is someone who works in the army, the minister of agriculture is someone who is a station hand, the minister of communications is someone who works with managing communication softwares etc. etc.)

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

15:33 Someone: Tries to give me a fist bump Me, leaning into the fist bump pretending it's a microphone: ᶠ ʳ ᵃ ⁿ ᶜ ᵉ

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

0:06 spot the difference of how breathable the mask is!!!! oh wait there is none #wearafacemask

[@BrigetAstila]

Imagine how humid it would he in a fursuit with a mask on

[@Mr_._Matt]

Btw, nobody cares that you're first.

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Second

[@RadiantBleu]

ago third

[@moveitmoveit8342]

oMG i'M 4Th!!1!

[@kbflash101]

ClutchCat420 I CARE HERE 😡

[@kbflash101]

Ultimate Life Form Kakyoin nice

[@snowthemegaabsol6819]

Cyanide isn't a painful thing to be poisoned by. It's so much worse. Breathing becomes hard, you lose all sense of what's around you and where you are, you become very weak, and can viscerally feel every time your heart beats. After a while, you start to ache everywhere, including places you probably didn't think could

[@luutye9063]

I facepalmed so hard my nose started bleeding.

[@sonyatheforestgaurdian3152]

7:17 To actually die from cyanide in Apple seeds, you would neet to eat an entire orchard of apples in one sitting.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

That a challenge?

[@sonyatheforestgaurdian3152]

If you're into that shit.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

3:43 They only like it when it’s not about them, funny how that works

[@Sarah_88]

Actually I'm conservative and masks aren't a problem to me, nor are gay people.

[@wellifailed392]

@@Sarah_88 no wonder your name has small brain in it.. conservatives are idiots

[@jjthan8772]

@@wellifailed392 ??? What? Have to remember 1 person/sterotype doesn't equate to every single person with that view? Imagine people of the same group having different views such as...every single group not under complete control

[@Sarah_88]

@@wellifailed392 Yeah dude why you even pissed?

[@kikane2387]

@@wellifailed392 and yet your showing your lack of brain right now

[@crimsoncardinal208]

5:15 after saying that my brain automatically says "thanks for watching" with his voice

[@sabrinasyred5924]

Emkay you've honestly helped me whilst I've been moving in to our new place , my new neighbours might be worried though haha

[@leeharding9349]

I know this was almost a year ago buy I hope you adjusted well into your new place :)

[@what_d1245]

The dislike is from the karens

[@naomigeeves8582]

8:41 gram gram really went straight for the throat 😂

[@davidgeorge1943]

8:12 my god, the Democrats actually have something on Trump!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

EmKay: 12:38 Me: *2010 FIFA World Cup flashbacks*

[@ToxicBronyRoseAlt]

"WELL, THERE'S AN 'I' IN STUPID TOO!" Congratulations. *You played yourself.*

[@phoenixandco.8033]

Jack saying he loves Gravity Falls Me: I see you are a man of culture

[@familystites4445]

Bruh I got an ad during this that said: "give people the healthcare they need. Say no to government funded healthcare" wtf its literally two complete opposites

[@spicybeen4354]

You aren’t first

[@yeetman3685]

After watching this, moving to Canada is now very tempting.

[@lnsflare1]

I don't know how to drive a stick shift, but as someone who learns how to remap my brain to multiple different video game movement controls per month, I'm fairly confident that I can pick it up in fairly short order.

[@IMSTEADILYRUNNINGOUTOFUSERS]

Robins squeaky laugh sounds like a car wiper

[@Dink-ss7wv]

Why is r/facepalm just slowly becoming republican bad conservative bad

[@philiphockenbury6563]

Or it could be that for some inexplicable reason, most famous conservatives say absolutely stupid and idiotic things that can be so easily dunked on. Maybe that reason is that the conservative movement just seems to agressively hate most people for being people and wanting an equal treatment from life. Or it could be something else, we could brainstorm some ideas.

[@philiphockenbury6563]

@Jenkem Sniffer Healthcare (of which they have put forth no real replacement for Obamacare that protects pre-existing conditions, and helps to provide insurance to millions of Americans), Black Lives Matter (Because constantly living in fear of authority is apparently okay), LBGTQ+ Community who want to just be themselves without being judged for who they love and or what they Identify as, A lot of other Minorites who are suffering for no good reason, Denying the fact that systemic racism is a real thing, Denying women abortions and denying them their reproductive health because Jesus causing them to suffer and lead plenty of families into poverty trying to raise a child because child rearing is expensive,... I could go on, but I have other shit to do right now. So yeah it's a nod to a lot of things.

[@codyross7390]

​@@philiphockenbury6563 "Healthcare (of which they have put forth no real replacement for Obamacare that protects pre-existing conditions, and helps to provide insurance to millions of Americans)" Guess who forced them to be on there to begin with... Obama Administration democrats. And forcing people to pay to have it or pay to not have it.... And this caused people to go go along with it because they were screwed one way or the other. So when Obamacare goes away, the numbers will go down and democrats will say that there is less coverage and to make Republicans look bad. See, it is a political trap. "Black Lives Matter (Because constantly living in fear of authority is apparently okay)" Why are they so afraid? If you cooperate 100% with law enforcement, nothing bad will happen..... All it is is a culture problem of African Americans teaching themselves to always resist arrest and to see cops as evil that creates the self-fulfilling prophecies of supposed racism. And, if they are afraid of authority, burning down cities will surely cause nothing but more action against them and cause harm to a lot of people creating horrible situations all around. Additionally, with their saying cops are bad so they should be defunded, it makes no sense logically. If there is a problem, why add not enough money on top of it? See, no logical sense. Also, if you notice at what they want through their policy demands, you will see they claim for equality when in reality all it would do will make African Americans more superior to White Americans. "LBGTQ+ Community who want to just be themselves without being judged for who they love and or what they Identify as, " Show me where in US law that they are treated differently because of that. I will wait indefinitely as that is not true. Nobody treats them differently concerning laws, so why should they care? Because they want to be seen as "special"? Sounds like attention seeking to me..... "A lot of other Minorites who are suffering for no good reason," Explain more specifically and I will talk about this one. "Denying the fact that systemic racism is a real thing," Show me where in US law this is proven to be a true statement. You won't be able to. You are very misguided and being used as a political pawn if you think this is true. A law doesn't care at all concerning identities such as race, gender, or whatever else. It is equal. "Denying women abortions and denying them their reproductive health because Jesus causing them to suffer and lead plenty of families into poverty trying to raise a child because child rearing is expensive,..." First off, let's think of why people might have a problem with abortion. As pro-life myself, I don't want an innocent and defenseless life taken without a REALLY good reason. So with regarding that last part.... if you knowingly have unprotected sex and cannot afford to raise a child... you would be quite stupid. Because of your lack of care and judgement along with not wanting to face consequences, why should an unborn child be killed? See, it's just wrong. There are instances I can understand, but it should be only for emergencies, not just whenever it suits the women, as the Democrat Party wants. Another reason they might not like abortion is because it would be paid through federal and/or local taxpayers. That would mean your money would go towards something against your beliefs and make you rightfully angry, so the healthcare laws would be much more regulated and explained clearly on matters such as this, which can been seen as men telling women what they can or can not do with their bodies.

[@BlackKoshka23]

"Your brain's so hollow I could turn it into a bagpipe" is my new favourite creative insult.

[@royalsolar11]

This pains me because I'm almost the only one that wears a mask in my school. Where is Covid when I need him?

[@thedabisme61]

“Don’t try this at home.” Slowly turns my head to the random pack of apples I have. My brain: I’m bored.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

5:55 because no matter what you do, half the country thinks it's "communist propaganda" or "infringing on our rights" or some other stupid bullshit

[@LoadingError0]

“your brain’s so hollow i could turn it into a bagpipe” is the most scottish thing i’ve heard in quite a while

[@doomguy4522]

Recommending r/imsorryjon

[@moveitmoveit8342]

*Y E S*

[@christophergroenewald5847]

2:30 Mass effect(one of the role playing games made by Bioware) also deals with a lot more serious issues such as racism, prejudice and political corruption

[@Demonic_Tang]

4:48 I've been in this situation many times. Some guys really just don't like the fact I'm lesbian

[@ninja6245-real]

Then just say it. Simple as that.

[@itsmilotime]

Okay so this is a facepalm story of mine. A kid in my grade was talking about how great trump is, and my friend said "there have been like 30 rape allegations against trump, you know that right?" And the kid said "well half of then claimed it was a joke" we both said "that's still like 15 people dude" and he still worships trump, there's the trump worshippers and the trump haters, unfortunately in Nebraska there is more of the ladder (I hate living in Nebraska and the US in general)

[@ImAnArtist80085]

Fun fact: Whenever I hear clapping without seeing hands clapping my "other mind" takes over

[@jaredtomongha1342]

Your not the only one

[@ImAnArtist80085]

@@jaredtomongha1342 thank you