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[@rambofan334]

If I had a dollar for every time a right winger used the word communism correctly, I'd be in debt.

[@EpicFurbynerd76YO]

....true

[@CountDraccula]

If I had a dollar for every time a left winger used the word racist correctly, I'd be in debt.

[@rambofan334]

@@CountDraccula Then you have a gambling addicton.

[@DanaTheInsane]

I bought a huge wristwatch with the seal of the Soviet union on it, just to piss off conservatives who call me a communist every time I suggest being nice to people for a change.

[@sha1060]

It might be a bit mean, but if you're American, you probably are already in debt ;w;

[@SirAsdf]

For those who don't know the difference between gasoline and diesel. Diesel is much closer to petroleum in terms of consistency. It's thicker and sludgier, which means it takes longer to burn, and if your engine wasn’t built to take diesel, it'll basically clog everything to hell almost instantly.

[@wta1518]

But it has the advantage of being extremely energy dense. That's why pretty much everything pickup truck or larger uses it.

[@feuerling]

Also diesel engines use pressure and heat to cause self-ignition of the fuel mixture, gasoline uses spark plugs.

[@mouthyschannel2474]

Holy shit, is that a thumb war pfp?? Incredible taste

[@marioformicadae6637]

Deisel engines are also built very differently, not just to handle the thicker fuel, but because it's throttling sustem is just adding more fuel to the cylinders

[@harshnemesis]

0:36 she drives a Prius, quite frankly she deserves that based on that fact alone.

[@beechild13]

"you're gonna deadname one of your kids i'm gonna deadname your goddamn site" robin you actually rule

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

"Don't make Star Wars political" My brother in Christ, WHAT FUCKING MOVIE SERIES HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING FOR THE PAST 40 YEARS

[@rebecca4680]

They must've missed literally the entire prequel trilogy that was about the political situation and machinations that led up to the war. And also the original trilogy, about a resistance group fighting against a tyrannical empire. Facepalm is an understatement.

[@DanDan-eh7ul]

Maybe they only saw the cursed Star Wars Christmas Special, cause they clearly didn't watch any of episodes 1-6

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

@@rebecca4680 No, no, we were supposed to hate that one until Clone Wars came out, what with it's... *check notes* extended and major political themes and further diving into the political upheaval that got Palpatine into power. Oh, wait.

[@riccardozanoni2531]

like, isn't the whole thing a metaphor of the US vietnam invasion or something?

[@strayiggytv]

When people say "don't make it political" they mean "don't make it have politics I disagree with". That's why so many stupid weebs think anime is not political. Because they aren't familiar with Japanese politics they just assume there is none in there 😂

[@pageturner2958]

25:36 I am pretty sure there is a difference between someone saying to a disabled person, "You need to want to change a part of you because it is different from me," and a disabled person themselves saying "Sure, I'll get this treatment that is something I personally think will improve my own quality of life."

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Exactly, as a disabled person if someone said that to me I'd probably make THEM disabled too.

[@maggie6152]

"So, are you giving me yours?" *stares intently until they awkwardly sidle off*

[@anonimanonim2710]

The fact that you're now able to see improving your quality of life should not be a matter of opinion Edit: I'm glad apparently everyone here agrees!

[@robloxcontent435]

_C o m m u n i s m_

[@Silly_creature_The_2nd]

YYYYRRAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! - L4D hunter

[@aidynchristiansen4947]

United forever in friendship and labor, our mighty republic will ever endure!

[@thetato1273]

In the _Soviet Union_

[@MpanzuSolos]

The famous communists, centre-left Joe Biden and a right wing Pope

[@fake_plant]

@@thetato1273I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this lmao

[@The_Huddle.]

Ain’t no way someone left their husband to marry some millionaire from a show

[@ectothermic]

I gotta wonder if at no point in the process of sending a millionaire $10k she asked for a picture or a phone call.. It's entirely likely the $10k was marriage savings too, like, from both partners not just her money. Eugh.

[@Ragehunger]

You would be surprised how easily entitlement can make people have a change of heart. If there is more to gain from something, they will absolutely pursue it no matter the risk involved. And if their expectations aren't met, they'll curse the heavens and scorch the earth before ever accepting that they were wrong. It's an "always act, never think" kind of flaw in their mentality.

[@SilverMe2004]

Sorry I assuming your double negative was meant to be a triple "Ain't no way someone hasn't... " because I'm sure there is someone out there who supperts their ex breaking up with them to marry some millionaire from a show.

[@AmazingAutist]

And the audacity of that article to mention she's a single mother - yeah she is, because she chose to be!

[@nb8817]

It’s almost like the grown billionaire with a ex-wife and children has never heard of an x rated movie before and doesn’t know that adding “X” to the start or end of words like that has been a shorthand for “this is porn” since at least the 80’s. I personally think we should let him fuck this one up on his own because it’s really funny that he considers calling something “X” to be this cool futuristic internet thing and everyone else is just like “no” 🙃

[@MrGamelover23]

He just likes X for some reason. That's really all there is to it. Still a weird name for a social media app.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@MrGamelover23 lol I'm reminded of the X-Men... everything was the letter X. Dude in charge wanted to have his initial on everything lmao

[@funnymannotfunny]

Clips from twitter were generally referred to as twitter videos, just like any platform with videos able to be posted. Guess what that would make them called now…

[@philippak7726]

in case you hadn't heard, it was auto-blocked in indonesia because that's exactly what they use it for, and it isn't allowed XD

[@thatdemoninthecar]

​@@funnymannotfunnyDear god...

[@jayclaymore01]

Props to the Editor who was working overtime censoring on this one.

[@angerydestroyer]

They pretty much expect Robin to cuss these posts up it's too funny

[@ElZamo92]

Props to for using hurt sounds from Turok: Dinosaur Hunter to censor the profanities.

[@angerydestroyer]

@@ElZamo92 makes it more hilarious

[@acey195]

Using AoE2 for that does deserve a comment, good job

[@aerieleah533]

​@@ElZamo92I don't think it's turok. Definitely a villager dying in aoe2. Source: I've heard it. A lot. It's in my soul now.

[@ClonedGamer001]

7:15 "I forgave myself for cheating" Yeah that's great. Doesn't mean he has to. In fact, it doesn't mean jack shit.

[@infinixuty]

Feels like they are the biggest narcissist ever. Imagine saying that line with no shame whatsoever💀

[@j_g9109]

6:32 The *average* age a first period happens is 12, but it happens much earlier for MANY. Considering how uncomfortable/uneducated so many parents are, if this goes through, there are going to be so many confused little 8yo s bawling their eyes out, thinking they’re dying while experiencing painful cramps and gushing blood... My heart breaks for them. I wasn’t given the talk, but at least I was given a book. That’s more than a lot of kids get. I gave my daughters all necessary info when they were young; I’ve gone into it more throughly as they got older. The floor has been open to *any and all* questions since then. I said I wouldn’t get mad, and I never have. They’re 15 & 16, and I’m proud to say they’re incredibly open, honest and responsible. Poor/irresponsible sex ed (including bs “abstinence only”) results in outbreaks of STDs and makes teen/unplanned pregnancies more common. I don’t want my daughters to become statistics like I did with them.

[@TeddyLovesAxl]

I was almost 18 😬 Had 2 normal kids. 🤷

[@michaelchance6125]

Yeah, The States isn't always the greatest at teaching this specific subject. Like, at all. When I had sex ed the teacher didn't even want to show what genitalia looks like (of either gender but he was more uncomfortable showing what female genitalia looks like). How you gonna have sex ed but not explain the organs themselves??? Crazy. (Also this was in rural Georgia)

[@emeraldfinder5]

I don’t even get why periods are part of sex ed class. It should be part of a general health class

[@timetocallcole9595]

About Bradley Cooper, he is also the director of the movie, yes the nose was his idea to fully represent the composer. BUT HE ASKED PERMISSION to Leonard’s family. He created the entire film while asking and taking the family’ suggestions and advices, he actively made them participate in the project. When this “scandal” came to surface, the entire family AND associations/communities for Jewish people fully supported him and his work because THEY KNEW HE ASKED. THEY told him it was okay to use the prosthetic because Leonard big nose was one of his extremely peculiar characteristics and it wasn’t at all intended to mock Jews. So yeah, f*ck everyone who wanted to ruin this masterpiece!! I really cannot wait to see Maestro, it’s going to be very emotional, I’m sure!

[@eightteentwo]

23:00 As someone who does math for fun, I think I figured this out. The question should be "What is 8+5. Show your work". Then you'd either take 2 from 5 to make 10+3=13 or do long addition. It took me a good few minutes to figure this out. As the question is stated, unless there is some greater context in which the students are being taught to group to 10s before addition AND this is one of a series of questions along those lines with the proper explanation at the start of the section, the student's answer is right. As a former educator, the phrasing of the question makes me weep.

[@chefcircuit5392]

I’m currently a math tutor and I agree. It’s an intentionally misleading question.

[@Greyhawksci]

@@chefcircuit5392 Also was a math tutor from elementary to college level for 10+ years. Not misleading, but either poorly phrased or phrased specific to how the students were taught to describe it. How, in one sentence, would you ask a question which describes redistributing values and targeting a specified intermediate value to beginner math students (elementary/primary students 5-10 years old) unfamiliar with the concept of the distributive property or the words "distribution", "intermediate", and "distributive"? Question is either poorly phrased or hyper-specific to the language used in class. It's NOT intentionally misleading in the least. "Show your work" is insufficient when you're trying to reinforce a specific mechanism, especially with single-digit numbers. There is no work for someone who memorized beyond writing the answer. You need to describe the specific method you want applied, you can't just say "solve it". In high school/secondary school, I'd expect them to say "Solve, show work using the distributive property." But not in elementary/primary school.

[@Ryanthusar]

@@chefcircuit5392- Thing is this, what we dont see is the WHOLE sheet. Somewhere on there it likely has additional information that is to be referred to, or the teacher may have placed it up on the board and they failed to pay attention. There is always more information than is being told.

[@cindervee478]

I just write "buzz off" and then the answer in the simplest terms possible because padding out the lesson =/= superior education

[@georgejones3526]

I’d just use base 13.

[@Kageoni187]

ADHD is proven to be neurological in that the brains of people who have it hardwired differently. They process information differently it isn’t about being lazy. People who have zero understanding of psychology and neuroscience should not speak on the matters. If you know and care about someone who has the diagnosis (there are actually 3 types) research and ask questions the more you learn and try to understand their strengths and struggles the better a friend you can be.

[@Inferiis]

I'm not american, but as far as I've read/heard he does have a point. Of course ADHD is a serious thing, but the original post was something about Adderall addiction, which is just as serious and not everyone has ADHD who treats themselves with a highly addictive medicine. That's the downside of the marketing of very serious medications. (Here in the EU you can only advertise over the counter meds, mostly vitamins, mild painkillers and such. If you need something like Xanax or such a possibly life changing medication, a specialist can prescribe it, but it's not your decision)

[@gerardwayseyelash]

As someone who actually has ADHD I cringed at that guy. Society is so dumb..

[@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H]

I feel that guy is very much an “ableist” in my point of view as someone with ADHD

[@LVC1D_DR34MZ]

I, myself, have ADHD. I'm either entirely invested in something or not at all. Either hyper-focused or devoid of it. I struggle with motivation and put my interest in the wrong things. I have a 3.5+ GPA, but once my grades slip it's hard to get them back up.I have mild sensory / texture issues (but I've never been diagnosed with autism and I will not claim myself as such), and I zone out quite easily. Something people don't understand is it's literally neuroDIVERGENT. The name literally says that someone neurodivergent is DIFFERENT than a neurotypical in the brain. I swear some neurotypicals have no brain at all :I /ndir

[@Kageoni187]

@@LVC1D_DR34MZ I have autism and what used to be ADD but is now ADHD inattentive type I think. 2 of my boys have ADHD the hyperactive type and autism also. They have a more intense presence that is the best way I can describe them when compared to me. I can go unnoticed normally but we all have our own levels of impulse struggles and it can be very hard to get our attention. Hyper focus is definitely another trait we share. I also find that movement is better way to help them self regulate whereas I need stillness and alone time their little brother is like me in that regard. He also has autism but I don’t think he has ADHD of any type, but I could be wrong we will have to see as he grows (he is only 4)

[@aralornwolf3140]

Target of my ire is the correct term. Regarding Star Wars... Wars are, by their very nature, Political. To have a War film which doesn't have any politics in it is... pretty dang hard to do.

[@feuerling]

A film about ant wars, perhaps? They're too stupid to comprehend politics, they just follow pheromone trails, and annihilate anything that smells wrong.

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

Obligatory sequel jab here (though saying there's none is def inaccurate. Lazy? Oh most definitely though.)

[@aralornwolf3140]

@@gratuitouslurking8610, The good thing about the ST is... it forced me to reevaluate my position regarding the PT... and I now view it as a diamond in the rough. The writing choices and flawed execution marred what would otherwise be a coherent, yet interesting, story. Episode I needed more politics. Just a few more scenes explaining: 1. _Why_ the Trade Federation (a member of the Galactic Republic) is allowed to blockade (an act of war, terrorism, and/or piracy) Naboo (a member of the Republic) without the Republic Navy intervening. 2. _How_ was the Resolution, which failed, was determined/written, _What_ was the contents of the Resolution, and _Why_ the Galactic Senate needed to spend more time in committee to come up with a new proposal(s). I've written a few scenes which address these short comings. But, that's way off topic, lol.

[@RaptorNX01]

there was a quote i read in a Terry Pratchett book "War is merely the continuation of politics by other means".

[@aralornwolf3140]

@@RaptorNX01, I think that was a quote from another source. Excerpt from Honor of the Queen by David Weber "I realize military people often lack the time for the study of history, but an ancient Old Earth soldier got it exactly right when he said war was simply the continuation of diplomacy by non-diplomatic means." "That's something of a paraphrase, and that 'simply' understates the case of it, but I'll grant that it sums up the sense of General Clausewitz's remark." Houseman's eyes narrowed as Honor supplied Clausewitz's name and rank, and other conversations flagged as eyes turned toward them. "Of course, Clausewitz came out of the Napoleonic Era on Old Earth, heading into the Final Age of Western Imperialism, and _On War_ isn't really about politics or diplomacy except inasmuch as they and warfare are all instruments of state politics. Actually, Sun Tzu made the same point over two thousand T-years earlier." End Excerpt

[@Sonicsion]

"Most are happy to accommodate" bro. Back when I used to work in a cafe I was unhappy the moment you walked in the door and had to deal with you in any capacity.. It took a while to realise I shouldn't be working in that kinda place

[@Ha_Stupid_klowns]

Bro and like should be considered hate speech

[@Sonicsion]

@@Ha_Stupid_klowns I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here..

[@Ha_Stupid_klowns]

@@Sonicsion The uneducated wouldn't understand

[@Fluffyloafofbread]

@@Ha_Stupid_klownsthe words "bro" and "like" should be considered hate speech..?

[@NiyaKouya]

2:30 fun fact: those tiny black spots in vanilla ice cream are usually finely ground up vanilla beans (the part that's left when you remove the tasty inside). It has or adds no flavor at all and is just for looks.

[@feuerling]

The empty vanilla pod has aroma too, but it's extracted before using the drained remains to make food look fancier.

[@justalittleturtle5600]

I once had vanilla ice cream like that with vanilla pepper on top. It was very gritty with a weird texture, but it tasted very good.

[@SilverMe2004]

So when he said "why is there vanilla in my vanilla.." he was referring to that? /s

[@knifeyonline]

@@SilverMe2004 mmmm... technically NiyaKouya is even more stupid than you're insinuating. You don't grind up anything, the black bits are seeds...

[@gerardwayseyelash]

​@@knifeyonlineDo you not understand what /s stands for?

[@jimwormmaster]

On the mammoth one, if I remember correctly, hunters in that era were also more persistence hunters, than "shock and awe". IE, they would track the animal down over hours, and hours, until it tired, then strike. Humans are The Determinator trope personified.

[@georgiykireev9678]

I'm pretty sure that for the really big game like mammoths they set traps and forced the animals in there with fire intimidation. Persistence hunting is great, but only against animals that you can actually fight: if a mammoth decides that the easiest way to deal with you is violence, your entire hunting party will get trampled and there's nothing you can do about it

[@jimwormmaster]

@@georgiykireev9678 A fair point.

[@myriadofcolours9861]

I love when people say “Don’t make ______ political” and said thing is very obviously political Like how these people very obviously only had enough brain power for the colourful pew pews and flashy boom booms and nothing else

[@evagarcia865]

“we should stop making politics political”

[@frisovandersluijs2591]

People be like: "Don't make bioshock political!"

[@Oshroth]

The type of people who complain about "politics" in media are using the word to mean "the existence of person or group I don't agree with". They are the people who complained that the ability to choose your pronoun in Starfield made it too political.

[@jasperjazzie]

@@Oshroth yeah, you just know that if it were things they agreed with then it could be as political as possible, they just hate having to see things they don't like, they don't actually care about it being "political"

[@jordanmchighlander9365]

​@@frisovandersluijs2591I was just about to comment the same thing. The game literally starts with a propaganda film criticizing religion and economic systems, and then portrays in a pretty dark way what happens when capitalism goes unregulated. Yet, that's somehow less political than 1 single LGBT character.

[@pierce9933]

I wonder how that parent and teacher conference went with that math problem? Jeez, I even went to special classes back in elementary and even then I know the teachers in charge of those classes would not play those games and would chew out anyone who would.🤦‍♀️

[@Nyghtking]

The answer can be anything if I can just change the question to be whatever I want it to.

[@Ussonan-Foderation2016]

Communism Puts a picture of a catholic president next to a catholic religious leader*

[@aralornwolf3140]

Yeah... I just see a theocracy there.

[@firepuppies4086]

​@@aralornwolf3140Pretty sure bith Biden and the current Pope are also considered like... Pretty lax? Compared to some... The pope doesmt force his religion as much as some of the followers...

[@aralornwolf3140]

@@firepuppies4086, *Rollseyes* I wasn't being serious, lol. Well... not entirely anyway. The Pope represents an institution which would love to have a theocratic world follow their doctrine... but has bowed to reality and is trying to remain relevant in a world which increasingly doesn't care about it. Biden isn't close to being theocratic... that would be Mike Pence and his supporters.

[@firepuppies4086]

@@aralornwolf3140 still... It's almost odd the Pope is less forceful about the religion he's the living leader of than a good chunk of folks in said religion.... Then again some folks are saying Jesus was weak... While claiming they are Christians... It don't make no mufukin sense

[@riccardozanoni2531]

@@firepuppies4086 also i think this is the first pope to explicitly say gay people are welcome in church, so yeah... he's alright, for a pope

[@Ares_V]

I got my period in 4th grade I only knew what was going on, that I wasn't dying, and what to do about it because a summer camp between 2nd and 3rd grade explained periods to me back then. My cousin didn't hear about periods until after she started her's, no one knew why she was crying for 2 straight days, turns out she was sure she was dying, she believed my grandparents wouldn't be able to deal with the news so she decided not to tell anyone, she truly believed she was actively dying. When my grandma found the underwear (that my cousin hid) with blood, she realized what was going on, tried to explain it to her but my cousin was sure she was being lied to. Last time I saw that cousin she was 19 years old and she still believed that babies were born out of the butt hole, that pee comes out the vagina, that you get pregnant from making out, and she didn't know what's the function of menstruation. We pretty much had the same ultra conservative upbringing with the huge difference of a single health class I got before 3rd grade at a summer camp (because no way our ultra Christian k-12 was teaching about that) I went to school with some girls that got their periods in 3rd grade, why would anyone wait until 6th grade to start teaching about it, especially with all the insane parents out there? Average age for the first period was 12 last time I checked meaning that roughly half of the kids that needed to know about periods are already menstruating by the time health class gets to that subject (although it has been proven that the average age keeps getting younger so I'm not sure if it's still at 12 or any younger and that's an average anyways so there are people starting it way younger than that) Edit: my original spelling was a mess because I got so upset when I heard about this. Hopefully now it makes more sense but I'm still fuming and not wearing my glasses so 🤞

[@strayiggytv]

Ive heard Christians imply that children that enter puberty "too early" are sexually active and it's a punishment for being so. I sh1t you not these people are so maliciously ignorant they've made it into an Olympic sport.

[@ChakkyCharizard]

THIRD GRADE?! 7 AND 8 YEAR OLDS HAVING PERIODS?!

[@Ares_V]

@@ChakkyCharizard yeah, it's not that weird for an 8 year old to get their period... And I think the youngest person ever recorded to give birth was a 5 years old girl meaning she started menstruating at 5 (or even earlier), although It's not common for 5 year olds to menstruate (that's one of the reasons hormones blockers have been safely used on kids for a long time despite whatever your nearest transphobe has told you, they are often used to stop kids going through puberty before they are ready, but that's another can of worms so I digress) it's fairly common for 8 years old to get their first period

[@Ares_V]

@@ChakkyCharizard I went on a rant on that other reply so: YES some kids start menstruating as early as 3rd grade. I was 8-9 when I was in 3rd grade and I wasn't held back (my bday is in March if that makes a difference) but that's beside the point. I'm not sure what's the average age of a third grader. What I do know is that I went to school with some classmates that started their periods when we were in 3rd grade and I started mine in fourth grade. I also haven't met a single gynecologist that thinks there's something wrong with an 8 year old getting their period. We really need to talk about this sooner, especially because the average age for the first menstruation keeps getting younger with time at quite a fast pace (that's the reason why most articles differ on the "average age" because it depends on when the article and it's sources were written because it keeps changing). Parents may think they know the average age for that and be incredibly wrong (not to mention the outliers). Some parents don't say anything about it until after the fact (sometimes even leading to trauma depending on how the parent deals with it). Some kids get gross misinformation from their parents rather than helpful facts. There's nothing intrinsically sexual about talking about periods in an anatomical level.

[@pageturner2958]

8:03 Do people who say that being gay is "too political" think that politics only go one way? Their homophobia is just as political as they say gay people are.

[@mesothelimoa341]

It’s only political if they don’t like it. See also: any film or game that contains any level of diversity.

[@LexiofHyrule]

Also, if talking about homosexuality is "too political", then shouldn't the same be true for heterosexuality? They're just bigoted fools who have nothing better to do

[@asteroid9789]

Also, it’s genuinely kinda messed up (in my opinion) to say that somebody’s identity/who they are is inherently political.

[@asteroid9789]

(KZbin is glitching and won’t let me edit or delete, so posting in a separate comment) Hadn’t seen that part of the video when I posted it and didn’t realize that was the point made in the original comment. My bad.

[@LexiofHyrule]

@@asteroid9789 Exactly!!! Like just let me be who I am

[@s3tm3free_]

These aren’t face palms these are face SLAPS

[@diamondmemer9754]

"you don't get the barbie movie because you're not a woman" "you don't get Oppenheimer because you weren't killed by a nuclear bomb"

[@bnashee]

That woman who asked for the cucumbers doesnt even look HAPPY TO GET THEM LMAO

[@justalittleturtle5600]

She’s smiling, but only her mouth is…..*_*

[@tylerbartlett28]

16:36 imagine being a school, a place that is designed for helping kids with things such as english and math, not want your child because they have poor english and math skills

[@leruetheday377]

Most children in sixth grade are between ten and twelve years of age. Many students have already started their periods, by then.

[@bjmccann1]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@disappointeddogo184]

10? They wouldn’t be in 6 grade when they are ten but 12 they would

[@leruetheday377]

@@disappointeddogo184 People skip grades very young or have late/early birthdays

[@disappointeddogo184]

@@leruetheday377true

[@aryssamansfield9735]

Yeah I was 10 when I started my period. If nobody had told me about periods until 6th grade I would have spent all of 5th grade thinking I was bleeding to death

[@bridgetbenson6291]

I love that President Biden owns the dark branden thing.

[@Alverant]

Fox News complaining about trolling when they literally made up a story about a marine to bash Joe Biden.

[@Attaxalotl]

Surprisingly common Biden W

[@jordanhunter3375]

The heck is Dark Brandon?

[@Alucard13211]

@@jordanhunter3375 It's supposed to be Republicans going 'Look, Biden's actually an evil genius!' (like Darth Sidious and the like) hence Dark Brandon. Because they're about as smart as a brick

[@bridgetbenson6291]

@@jordanhunter3375 Long story short, a meme.

[@anittadrink]

30:22 I work with Chess and I can explain why the tournaments are gendered. For most of the game’s history, it has been dominated by men and the chess scene in general has been incredibly hostile towards women players. Women have come forward about their experiences in open tournaments (mixed gender ones) and told tales of sexual harassment, abuse, bullying and even institutional penalties imposed towards them for the clothes they were wearing (such as tank tops, shorts and even sneakers) when male players get no such treatment. Historically, there have been instances of grandmasters refusing to coach young girls, but happily accepting boys. There are no male-only events, only female-only ones. Those gendered events are a way to incentivize women to play chess, and promote female presence in top level tournaments. Young girls have now a more reliable path towards a professional chess career. That being said, FIDE banning trans women is just plain stupid. It perpetuates the idiotic yet dominant idea that the reason that more men than women excel in chess is because of biological differences (i.e. “those born male are inherently more intelligent and logical”), when in actuality the reason lies within the history of sexism in the game and its institutions. This sexism affects all women, cis or trans.

[@wingedwolf9568]

The Audacity of these people is through the roof! I mean really??? PS: if Emkay actually reads these I want the narrators to have a totally rad day!❤

[@Tzelofachad]

i liked it so they will see it

[@iamyourmaster2565]

@@Tzelofachadme too, I hope they give me $30

[@wingedwolf9568]

@@Tzelofachad tysm!

[@Kingklownmemes]

Neckbeard

[@theortnow3492]

nice profile :D

[@sezmaIoin]

“Clearly what’s not clicking is the power cable that’s supposed to connect your brain to the generator.” Next time EmKay goes over r/brandnewsentence they’re gonna be a bit startled.

[@nefwaenre]

Bernstein's family was closely consulted for the film and they were absolutely OKAY with the nose. If the actual family is okay with it, i have no idea why other people are so offended on their behalf.

[@thisisasupersayin376]

"Your outfit says to people that I don't pay you enough" "My outfit spittin mad facts ngl"

[@nightshade9184]

Did they miss the whole thing about Ken? You know how they both matter?? Did I watch a different movie? It showed how both can be toxic.

[@filthycasual6118]

Maybe women just go so excited about the struggle representation that they completely ignored the other half of the equation.

[@nightshade9184]

@@filthycasual6118I'm a woman,and felt more bad for Ken. Poor guy always has just been Ken.

[@filthycasual6118]

@@nightshade9184 I mean, they could always be loons. I was trying to give the hyper-obsessive weirdos the benefit of the doubt, but maybe I shouldn't?

[@strayiggytv]

I mean I could see leaving your boyfriend if they flipped out Ben Shapiro style over the movie just like existing but yeah otherwise it's dumb

[@jasperjazzie]

@@nightshade9184 i heard someone i normally look up to call i'm just ken an "incel anthem" and honestly that's just absolutely wild to me. like how can you understand parts of the movie and then have others just completely go over your head??

[@Melhaven1]

5:55 I didn't cry when my wife was walking down the aisle. I DID cry when my dead best friend's son (Ring bearer) walked down the aisle though. He looks so much like his father.

[@matthewtankersley6134]

A wise man once said "I dont want to live on this planet anymore"

[@Ha_Stupid_klowns]

Must not be that wise. He died a fool knowing he could change something

[@yourclairygodmother]

Robin roasting the HELL out of Matt "I violate my children's consent all the time" Walsh is my serotonin. What a great way to end off a bad day!

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

11:51 how is $7.25/h in any way a pay good enough to brag about? It's barely over half of the lowest legal wage in my country. That's really just sad.

[@RedPie33]

30:06 There are tournaments for only women to boost the number of women who are interested in chess. Transwomen aren't allowed at these tournaments now. Fortunately in Germany they said :"That's stupid" and Transwomen are allowed to compete in Germany at the women's only tournaments. That is mosty because one of the previous champions in women's only chess is a german transwoman.

[@flowrling]

as a trans girl, i think its stupid too. i can at least SEE the argument with physical sports like basketball, etc, but chess is a MENTAL sport. its LITERALLY just about how smart you are in the subject of chess. there is like NO reason to ban trans women from the female tournaments

[@utopianmediummind489]

3:45 it’s fascinating to me how kids so young can easily learn two languages. I was smacked with two languages simultaneously and had struggles to actually develop proper sentences using one language until I was like 4. I spoke some spanglish and in sound effects (which was very effective lol)

[@Ha_Stupid_klowns]

Hang in there buddy. Some people are slower learners

[@tanktank4057]

Don't listen to the other guy. I grew up with English and Russian together and I couldn't separate them until 6th grade. We are not slow learners, we are innovators

[@slide0549]

24:53 that's not a legitamate smile, easiest way to tell is often the eyes. that is a look of disgust behind a forced smile

[@SilverMe2004]

16:25 there has been controversy about whether people did hunt mammoths with spears While spears blades stuck in bones mean people did hunt with spears, most of the evidence show that mammoths were killed with traps

[@hayhayswanboat]

'tweets' are now called 'making mistakes' That's why it's all covered in Xs

[@szalona_alicja4808]

I got my first period before they taught me about it in school. I found out about it from my friend so I didn't panic. But imagine, you are a 10/11 year old and your private parts are starting to bleed. You have no idea what is going on, you probably think you are dying. But you won't tell anyone because it's a hush hush topic so you just suffer in silence. And then feel stupid when you find out it's natural and all the horror you have been through was unnecessary. Please, don't make kids go through life without the necessary knowledge.

[@smthcreative938]

12:25 the term "yank" was a derogoratory term usef by the british to describe americans. Instead of being offended by it, they embraced the word yank. It would be so ironic and funny if the same situation happened

[@Sleve-McDichael]

Source?

[@player_8008]

@@Sleve-McDichael how in tarnation have you never heard the word yank or yankee before

[@callumprice1710]

​@@Sleve-McDichaelare you from a country that is not usa? If you are then, yes basically this is relatively common knowledge in usa. If you are from the USA, im sorry for your disability or injury, and hope you improve.

[@woo6855]

In the UK, pretty much anyone over the age of 35 still calls every American a yank. Its not always derogatory, quite often just a descriptor, but it's very often used in relation to sport. I always assumed 'yank' was originally an American term that we stole. It seems like the origins of the term are wishy-washy. I always thought a yank just meant someone from New York so never understood why it was meant to be an insult lol

[@Eaw-Enjoyer]

@@Sleve-McDichael i can tell you are a yank

[@JunoGaylord]

8:43 The term Stormtrooper comes from imperial Germany. The Stormtroopers or Shocktroopers (German: Sturmtruppen or Stoßtruppen) were infantry soldiers who would make their way to the enemy trench and kill everyone before they could react. The Stormtroopers gained a reputation for being brutal and ruthless monsters to be feared "They're fueled by the fear in their enemies' eyes"- Stormtroopers By Sabaton

[@Inferiis]

this can't be right, those stormtroopers could aim :D

[@valerierodger]

@@Inferiis😄

[@JunoGaylord]

@@Inferiis the soldiers in both world wars were much less accurate than stormtroopers (star wars). In WW1 7000 bullets were fired per enemy casualty in WW2 25000-60000 rounds were fired per enemy casualty. These numbers could be due to the heavy reliance on suppressive fire in WW1and 2 though don't take my word for it. additionally, stormtroopers (star wars) can aim the reason they don't hit their targets is because most of their targets have light sabers which deflect the beams or cover which blocks the beams.

[@Alhana_E]

"You gonna dead-name one of your kids, I'm gonna dead-name you god-damn site!" Hell yes!! You and me both!!

[@camelorcaramel5732]

17:31 medications do help People with ADHD. Unfortunately they have yet developed a medication to help Matt Walsh.

[@Birdthefeatheredone]

4:48 one amendment I’d like to add here, rich and or powerful men. People in positions of power can all to easily abuse said power over people below them, whether in jobs, relationships, or from a government position. There are challenges a majority of women encounter as too does the majority of men encounter challenges. The nature of these challenges, while there is some overlap, can be different. It’s a “grass is always greener” scenario. Some men look at women online and say “they have it so much easier” because they are comparing their struggles to their success. The inverse can also be true. In order to fix these issues, we need to address both sets. Neglecting men’s issues out of spite for historical inequalities only prolongs suffering on both sides.

[@chemicals8582]

Regarding the 8+5 one, around 23:10: You know how they taught you back in school when you add two-digit numbers and one of the digits added up to more than 10, and you had to put the extra 1 on top of the next digits? They try to introduce the concept a bit earlier now; you make 10 and then you get some extra numbers on top of it. This helps explain that 13 is 10+3 and it makes it easier to add numbers together. When you're learning to add, you also have to teach kids about base 10 numbers and how they work and this is trying to do that. That being said, the question here is not really worded that elegantly, and is easily misinterpreted as "You can add 8+5 and get 10; show how to do that"

[@justalittleturtle5600]

I was never taught that in school? I’m only 21, so I can’t be too old to have never crossed it, but I was a part of some weird experimental shit my school did illegally back in 2 grade. Do they teach it around then?

[@chemicals8582]

@@justalittleturtle5600 I'm 42 so it may be just older folks

[@MrGamelover23]

​@@justalittleturtle5600I'm 25, how did you not learn that? It's literally third grade.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@justalittleturtle5600 the thing they're shoddily explaining is just that it's trying to teach kids how to carry to the tens place. cause the base 10 system doesn't really tell you that the number you're dealing with is thirteen, it tells you the number is the sum of 1 ten and 3 ones, so the easiest way to teach people to add numbers in base ten is to make groups of ten, count how many you have, and then count the number of ones left over. hence, if you're starting with an 8 and a 5, either you take the 8 and add 2 to it from the 5, making 1 ten and 5-2=3 ones, or you could take the 5 and add 5 to it from the 8, making 1 ten and 8-5=3 ones. Compared to memorizing how each pair of single digits adds, of which there are 45 unique combinations, it's easier, cause all you have to remember is all the ways to add two digits to get 10, of which there's only five. It's something that I think you don't necessarily need to be taught, in order to realize, so a lot of people never formally learned it this way, they just knew it as that one quick trick they figured out to add faster. like the rule about how to multiply nines, that in every multiple of nine up to 81, if you add the digits together they add up to nine. I wasn't taught that by a teacher, a fellow student pointed it out to me once. Matter of fact, the teacher thought it was cheating, even tho there is an actual mathematical reason why they add up to 9, it's not just some random coincidence... wow, I'm actually still bitter about that.

[@aribantala]

If this is for children, why even present it on a formal language? Are we beneath on making up scenarios for math problems now? Just turn them into a simple scenario "Andy carries 8 Apples, and Bob carries 5 Apples and they need to give them to Charlie. But Charlie only wants 10 Apples. How much Apples that Andy and Bob need to left out?" Creating a scenario not only makes the question more digestible, but also teaches the reasoning of why the need to learn this because it may rises in their daily life

[@vroomvroom1741]

I will apologize for any typos, grammar mistakes or reading difficulties due to sentance structures. I am not a native english speaker and it is almost 2am here. For the chess one, the reason to why female chess exists is not for any sexist reason (even if sexism does exist in the chess community as it does with every other). It is in order to recruit more women into chess as chess is still a very male dominated sport and people figured that women's only tournaments would incentivize more women to join. There is no "male chess" however, chess tournaments are either open for all genders or women only. Most professional chess players start at a young age and the idea is to help spot and recruit female chess talent and make them feel more inclined to play. Women's chess may sound sexist at first but, atleast offically, it is meant to give women more representation in a hugely male dominated sport. Basically, the core idea is that if you are a woman you will be more inclined to notice and join a "woman's chess tournament" then a "chess tournament", it also creates a safe space as some parts of the chess community do have a sexism issue. Furthmore, if you look at the top 100 global chess players, you will notice there is no woman on there, mainly explained by the fact how much men outnumber women in professional chess play, so women's only tournaments give them spotlight and incentives to play. Unlike sports where the gender barrier gets usually explained by biological differences, women's chess exist purely for recruitment and representation reasons. Without women's chess we would have seen far far far fewer talented female chess players as they would simply not be good enough to compete with the most skilled of the top players.

[@manikchris3638]

Yeah but its so fun to jump to conclusions without considering that you may not know what you are talking about.

[@Inferiis]

I'm pretty sure we could reason for chess to be gendered as well really. Men and women think very differently, this may or may not be an advantage in chess. I'm not sure, but usually strategic thinking is a male strength.

[@ditto7047]

​@@Inferiis I dunno. As a man, in my experience, guys are usually the ones who say "hold my beer and watch this, I have a great idea" before doing some really dumb shit.

[@Inferiis]

@@ditto7047 that is absolutely and scientifically true. However I don't think that makes any difference in chess (could be wrong, I'm not a pro at all). As far as I know chess is all about planning your strategy and knowing the opponent's, so this mindset is actually a drawback, if present.

[@addison1024]

To be fair, if Judit Polgar's rating was still part of the leaderboards, she would be in the top 100, and her peak rating would put her in top 25. Your point of course still stands though.

[@Unikay]

"You just surround yourself with distractions" you could lock me up in a room with nothing but a single (boring) book that should take me like 3 hours to read, and I would take all day to read it because I would lose my place so much from getting distracted by just my brain.

[@lkeblock1662]

5:46 Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?

[@mintysharky3537]

Yeah, I usually just die when that happens

[@NbNgMOD]

Yes, loving anyone is a feminine trait that men can't indulge in /s Don't hate me it's a joke

[@nebulan]

Who made those rules about "don't say period"?? I had mine public school educational night that only the girls were invited to in 5th grade wtf

[@foxymetroid]

People who find the whole concept yucky, whether it be because it involves a liquid (blood) being rejected by the human body or because they find it inherently sexual because of where the blood is coming from.

[@lamelime1]

Robin is just the optimal citizen, he seems like a nice guy, he respects everyone's opinions and at least seems pretty polite. He sounds like the kind of guy that would help you if you fell downstairs

[@blufferfish0896]

30:35 I BELIEVE that the reason was to increase female participation, for whatever reason Chess is a male dominated game and they wanted more women playing at the highest level. But that doesn’t explain why they’ve banned trans women, it’s an utterly ridiculous move that I would like to see a sound explanation for because I can think of none

[@mrmelatik]

23:48 i feel called out, i used to be like that now im no longer closeted (clearly) but the accuracy of what he said actually scared me....

[@ianm5686]

“Don’t make Star Wars political” do not show this person the Clone Wars show. Like seriously their head would explode.

[@Zeraxel]

I can’t believe Andrew Tate said “women don’t be with men if you want to be more powerful”

[@hollischeblume6393]

if women are more powerful if they aren't with men... then lesbian must be some sort of an unstoppable force look, not only you have a woman who is powerful because isn't with a man, you have another woman who is powerful because isn't with a man and both of them are in a relationship together so their power must be doubled!

[@emeraldfinder5]

@@hollischeblume6393 this is why gay marriage was banned for so long. Simply too powerful

[@yaysuu]

@@hollischeblume6393 its like yu gi oh i think

[@pythongods12]

16:20 they didn't just use spears they would also use stamina to chase mammoths into heat stroke as the fur they had was bad for thermal regulation. as well as that they would also stone them to death sometimes by standing on cliffs out of the mammoths reach. learning about this stuff really puts into perspective how even small amount of ingenuity can make the world your oyster. or the wooly mammoth your dinner.

[@netherillager5959]

18:50 Stealing the blood of your child to make yourself younger is some shit pulled out of "Evil witching 101"

[@TheBreadbear]

24:42 Is this a frickin skinwalker? I have never seen anyone look this fake in my life.

[@fzf404]

30:40 chess does not really separate genders. Woman are allowed to participate in any chess event, but there are woman titles like wfm, wim or wgm. Woman championships are there to make the sport more attractive to them since there much more man playing, which could discourage them. And nobody is saying they are dumber. A woman once beat the number one chess player.

[@WhirlyBeepBoops]

The only "dumber" people here are the geniuses that started deciding to ban women from the _women's division_ just because they happened to be born "male".

[@justaregularhumanbeing6871]

And her name was Anya Taylor Joy (Jokes aside, her name is actually Judit Polgar, for those of you who wanted to know)

[@ArtsMyth1967]

I would think that they keep the genders separate in chess tournaments in order to prevent them from mating.

[@angelface925]

​@@ArtsMyth1967 Right? That queen can look pretty hot 🥵 I bet that's why they don't play against horses!

[@angelface925]

That makes sense. Thanks for pointing that out!

[@RainyBasil9295]

14:21 Salt is NOT a spice, its a condiment and mineral seasoning. Spices are made from parts of plants EXEPT the leaves like paprika, pepper etc because all. Herbs are made from ONLY leaves. Salt however is neither herb or spice, its made of minerals.

[@FurryQueenYT]

Ah, got it, gunpowder is a condiment

[@RainyBasil9295]

@@FurryQueenYT well you could say that😂 tho i think it would have to be safely consumable in order to fit the category

[@kaiyote7924]

13:03 not only did he do that but good luck finding the grave site because its so badly kept that you hardly know its there

[@krbthewitch]

6:40 My period came to me during the fourth grade, and i know I'm not the only person that happened to. Had i not been told by both my parents and basic knowledge of the topic i would have flipped out, you know, as a child

[@comradewindowsill4253]

the lady holding the cucumbers looks like she's being held at gunpoint and ordered to smile

[@SoooBUwU]

22:28 probably the most reasonable reaction to that bullshit math, lol.

[@draken1331]

I'm sure someone else probably posted this, but yes Robin, Bradley Cooper did make the decision. He's also the director. What was left out was that Bersteins kids defended Cooper and said their dad would approve and that he had a big nose. That part shows at the bottom right.

[@jacklyne8172]

21:54 what's even funnier is that Andrew Tate claims he fought a ghost In prison

[@trollhimforever]

Pretty much a stalemate because normal type attacks don't affect ghost type and vice versa

[@markanthonyportem3430]

Maybe the "women" that Andrew Tate Sept with gave him a fairy type move or something. ​@@trollhimforever

[@erictaco4451]

Giving diesel to a Prius is what I imagine is the equivalent to giving a monster energy to a 4 year old Victorian era child

[@Green24152]

yes

[@Doodle_Dragon]

29:45 oh god they're gonna kill that man aren't they?

[@lecodercodes5313]

More than kill…

[@sopadumacacoumadelicia5]

The ""person"" at 17:16 deserves to have the legendary effect of Sargeant Ash from Fallout 4 applied to his knees and face

[@ssjbread2803]

27:53 also can we fucking talk about how that bill adds up to like $4000...and then they somehow deduct $10000 and STILL charge a grand?

[@ItsbaileyX3525]

6:00 bro nearly lost his career

[@danstevans]

Robin's alot smarter than he gives himself credit for

[@brycethoreson9216]

14:27 one reason they do it is because its cheap and easy/fast because they have to eat alot of it

[@transqueen]

Also, a more common hunting method for mammoths was dropping small boulders on them from cliffs.

[@troythompson1768]

Gasoline engines generally cannot burn any fuel with an octane rating lower than 87, while diesel fuel generally has an octane rating in the 25-40 range. One might as well fill their gas tank on water at that rate.

[@pierre-yveslegal1702]

For people not in the know for the Bradley Cooper jewface thing : Mister Cooper is the man behind the movie, he is the force that made it possible, and cast himself in the lead role. His natural nose looks damn near similar to Leonard Bernstein's, leading to very, very similar profiles. A prosthetic accentuating the nose was extremely unnecessary, hence the protests from the Jewish community.

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

Ok that's fair. In the photo I didn't even realise he was wearing a prosthetic, cos I thought it was his actual nose.

[@loonywolf_art]

thank you- I couldn't remember all fo the details and was about to comment a long paragraph- I deleted it

[@queerwizard]

I think Bernstein´s family actually supports the prothetic nose

[@DarkSoSpooky]

i agree but there is no such thing as "jewface" thats genuinely people making up things to be mad about, and im a liberal so...

[@Nevertoleave]

⁠@@DarkSoSpooky tacking on, “I’m a liberal” doesn’t mean you’re immune from criticism. You know the meaning and it is wrong of him to have worn a prosthetic nose to portray a stereotype

[@LoxyTheReindeer]

27:31 okay not only is the 40 dollar charge to hold your baby ridiculous and vile, but I added up that total and it came to 3472.46. Sir. Where did that other 3000 come from??? Hell, where did the other *10000* at the bottom come from??? Am I just being stupid?

[@valerierodger]

I think it’s a very American thing to do to look at that bill and only freak out about the $40.

[@amberkatanimations6585]

the adhd thing with matt walsh denying that adhd is a thing... matt walsh. i have lived my whole live having trouble doing schoolwork, unable to finish any sort of project with my youtube channel, and plagued daily by intrusive thoughts. when i read what matt walsh wrote, i was clenching my teeth so hard my ears were ringing a little bit.

[@Qairyl]

Not only are the charges for childbirth insane, but I’d also like to point out the QUANTITY 79 on the C-section itself. Did she have 79-plets or something? 27:14

[@fixnbricks4390]

The prosthetic nose has been backed by the family of Bernstein. I don’t hear anyone calling him getting white hair dye “age face”. I may have different opinions if the family weren’t backing the decision to have a prosthetic nose, but it’s also a portrayal done out of respect.

[@angelface925]

Totally agree. If the family is okay with it, and it's necessary for the movie, I don't see the harm. Not like he's wearing it off set or as a Halloween costume. Ridiculous.

[@justalittleturtle5600]

I was going to say, as long as it’s not a gross over-exaggeration of the man’s face and an honest attempt to accurately portray the image, then what’s wrong with that? ESPECIALLY when the family backs it!

[@sylvrwolflol]

It just blows me away that someone took this in particular to raise a stink about. Have you seen... _any_ movie where an actor portrays a real person? If we know what they looked like, the production crew makes them look like the person. Someone had to go so far out of their way to pick that out, make that connection, and then be angry about it.

[@KestrelDC]

Yeah, it could be kinda weird if he was playing just…. *a* Jewish person and they did that, but he’s trying to look like a specific person, not an ethnicity. That’s very different from just “trying to look Jewish” or something. And what actual Jewish people, especially the real man’s very family, think about it naturally takes priority for me over what some rando thinks from just assuming wether or not something is hurtful or offensive.

[@cztianaki2689]

10:30, to be fair, I’m glad they did change it, cuz the books have a lot of SA scenes

[@Redbeardian]

22:50 Perhaps I can help. To be an elementary school teacher that teaches math does not require that the teacher have a math degree (that would be asking too much. I get that) and they don't even have to have taken a math course beyond elementary themselves. You get teachers like this one who may have taken drama, English literature, etc and they just can't even do basic math themselves so moronic crap like this can happen. Maybe even a religious school .... I remember working with a woman that graduated from such a high "school" and she couldn't even count money to log how much was in the cash register.

[@aribantala]

I am sorry to say this, But even the most dipsh_t of a teacher that does this will get their _ss chewed by Faculty if they're caught doing this. This is, like, the MOST fundamental math in existence. The fact that _oh, I am not a math major, I am (insert non math major here)_ is not an excuse to f_ck up on something as simple as additions and subtractions. One would think as of How do this person even operates outside of teaching environment if they can't grasp this basic sh_t

[@valerierodger]

Same problem with science. It’s rather frightening, actually.

[@flaurasaurus]

15:31 Why do those “debt free virgins” look about 14 or 15?

[@whomthebelltolls]

you know why.

[@Just_a_commenter]

How? Easy answer, Robin: complete and utter brain rot. Not the kind of brain rot you get from TikTok, but the kind of advanced brain rot which results in calling everything woke.

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

sooo cynicism?

[@Dragosmom.]

​@@superpokemonbros.9441I'm a cynic. That aint it pal.

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

@@Dragosmom. oh

[@connorphipps8377]

@@superpokemonbros.9441 Yeah, it's NARCISSISM, RETARDISM, and MERIDIANISM.

[@connorphipps8377]

Wrong, they ARE the brain rot because of their stupid names, such as "Quivering Meridian Johnson Rourke Mann Arch Wesker Quandale Renier XVMCDLXXII". Why doesn't anybody get that?! They're already woke because they believe in a God that never existed because they ARE that God, they don't know what supply and demand truly is, and they shot the line and went for broke because these deadnamed muhfuhkers don't die off.

[@M_Alexander]

"Damn straight it's because I'm not rich! If I were rich I'd probably be a little bitch like the rest of them!" Omfg I love this and I can't wait to use it

[@bartohawk7643]

If a relationship can be destroyed by the Barbie Movie, IT SHOULD BE!

[@AbrasiveSpongebob]

My only real facepalm moment was that it didn't occur to me that snakes needed to drink water. I saw a snake drinking and it blew my mind. 🤦‍♀️

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Sigh at this point i just wanna flip my desk, smash my screen with a baseball bat, take it outside and set it up in flames... and scream

[@chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973]

first reply

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

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[@nectabs8994]

@@chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973 ok and

[@ashercd6487]

third reply

[@gammaboost]

29:07 Oh no, robin is against the amazing word of Doggo

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

I LOVE DOGGO 😡😡

[@ZhaojuEphastine]

22:55 => This is what the pain of face-palming too much does to your mental health.

[@AlonzoTompkins]

The idiot that got catfished didn’t even ask for proof for the scammer to reveal who they were. Just throwing that out there.

[@gavinbarnes4701]

Yay i live in a state without toddler shooting.

[@pxrty_poisxn]

23:36 that’s not even really belly fat that’s more or less the uterus like oh god imagine having an organ

[@__-fm5qv]

remember y'all uterus's are sexy! Literally the one of the most feminine parts of the body, can't be a cis-gendered woman without one...

[@pxrty_poisxn]

@@__-fm5qv PREACH

[@marseillejoh]

​@@__-fm5qvummm you can actually

[@valerierodger]

@@__-fm5qv wrong. There are actually a significant number of cis gendered women who don’t have a uterus. Have you ever heard of a little thing called a full hysterectomy?

[@marseillejoh]

@@valerierodger some are also born without it

[@AriOrSomething]

9:46 He, as the director, made the decision to do it

[@valerierodger]

Yes, he made the decision to do it to look more like Leonard Bernstein - and Bernstein‘s children have defended his choice to do so

[@smellylemon]

11:00 he's already got tunnel vision without going 4 to 5 gs vertically lmao.