Be sure to check out www.reddit.com/r/EmKay ! Love you guys
@twsrailwayvideos74065 жыл бұрын
:)
@burnttoast-fi81385 жыл бұрын
EmKay Nice
@AroundTheBest5 жыл бұрын
Hubble telescope isn't on earth...
@nethascotx245 жыл бұрын
EmKay I appreciate the work you put into the channel. Thank you
@hellaiac5 жыл бұрын
Love you more
@budgiegryphon5 жыл бұрын
1:40 Damien, Damien. The Hubble Telescope is in space. The facepalm is how the Earth doesn’t look like it should.
@WorldofPickles5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@witheredbonnie94345 жыл бұрын
woops
@a_certified_mess5 жыл бұрын
Now that is a true r/facepalm
@fbiagent60815 жыл бұрын
PFF you believe in the Hubble telescope
@manjusingh91185 жыл бұрын
Hooble telescope
@nicholekrueger9425 жыл бұрын
Damien:"moron alert, point and laugh at him." Also Damien:"The Hubble is on Earth."
@ruvikora15685 жыл бұрын
iTs In SpAcE
@katieismobile88984 жыл бұрын
@@ruvikora1568 Damien will never live it down now but it isn't exactly the first dumb thing he has said. We still enjoy him though. ;)
@Stapher4 жыл бұрын
I mean it'll eventually come back to Earth
@kentity52724 жыл бұрын
There is always a bigger fish
@petrmatko66284 жыл бұрын
truly a facepalm
@Greendude01015 жыл бұрын
“The Hubble Space Telescope is on earth” -Damien 2019
@alanheyes6945 жыл бұрын
Greendude0101 Never let him forget.
@davidgallagher285 жыл бұрын
Big oof
@charliezelenowski27015 жыл бұрын
I am not sure if he was doing a whoosh joke by joking about a joke.... HELP!
@BlueberryWizard5 жыл бұрын
@@charliezelenowski2701 Woosh jokes are so cheap, "oh .. shit i made a mistake.. oh wait i'll just wait for someone to correct me, and then add a little r/Woosh at the end, that will fix it"
@ninjareal28305 жыл бұрын
R/whooosh
@lee207ful4 жыл бұрын
“Two dead, found dead” But were they okay though?
@watergamer64464 жыл бұрын
idk but they're probably dead
@theanimeboi8424 жыл бұрын
@@sweetsunia r/wooosh
@fruitcxkes99324 жыл бұрын
I think they were fine
@TheCoolerReaper4 жыл бұрын
Something tells me there probably fine
@chancerbox19354 жыл бұрын
I hope so
@Draughster5 жыл бұрын
"The hubble telescope is on the earth, dummy" Me: *ANGERY ASTRONOMER NOISES*
@xephyre69555 жыл бұрын
r/Facepalm EmKay lol
@milescruz61835 жыл бұрын
Dude. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you
@justsomedudehere46765 жыл бұрын
Angry* /s
@BigMan-cu2dw5 жыл бұрын
Me: ANGRY SPELLING NOISES
@keyanstoney17425 жыл бұрын
Even funnier how he starts saying “you dummy. You idiot”
@MariAnimates5 жыл бұрын
"Hubble telescope is on earth" I-
@1Kn28285 жыл бұрын
Mental issues intensify
@Vgorb4 жыл бұрын
@•Antisociaal • no Florida man is good
@Fidlydatwrist4 жыл бұрын
Let him figure it out
@thesansabasong-bird69474 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Lambert uhhhh racist much? Florida people are just loony toons characters in real life
@adenarrington76074 жыл бұрын
“Moron Alert go laugh at him”
@veniu83595 жыл бұрын
r/Emkay: *exists* r/Damien'slaugh: *you dare oppose me mortal?*
@Rattonikus5 жыл бұрын
Wow, r/subsithoughtifellfor
@jimbo12885 жыл бұрын
Coleslaugh
@xanderyoutube19095 жыл бұрын
Damian's laugh Vs *DAMIEN SLAUGH*
@kainuipenaloza93955 жыл бұрын
'slaugh'
@nothingiamjustsomekindofdu57444 жыл бұрын
3:11-3:16 “If bible is so good why there is no bible 2” best quote i have ever heard
@possibly_meta73893 жыл бұрын
So like what happened to Damian
@jcr24083 жыл бұрын
@@possibly_meta7389 He left Emkay but has his own channel
@goaltender3303 жыл бұрын
I mean isnt that what the New Testament is...?
@possibly_meta73893 жыл бұрын
@@goaltender330 no that's bible 1.5
@MZPHWx3 жыл бұрын
That's the quran
@notryan84305 жыл бұрын
“If the Bible is so great why isn’t there a Bible 2?” New Testament:
@teiuskaius63015 жыл бұрын
Am I a joke to you?
@uljk56995 жыл бұрын
There's even Bible 3: The Allah...
@echelon51625 жыл бұрын
The Third Testament: Missing Archives
@tomimn22335 жыл бұрын
@@uljk5699 It's kind of a reboot actually. Retcon'd Jesus' divinity and Satan's fallen angel status among other things. No wonder a lot of ppl consider it not canon.
@superkobster5 жыл бұрын
The Bible 4: Endgame
@delta138_zam5 жыл бұрын
Everyone is so quick to call the Spanish textbook stupid, but if SHE was the one to call HIM then he wouldn’t know what her number is. Not with THAT phone.
@gunschulke5 жыл бұрын
That was my thinking as well, people don't remember that caller ID didn't always exist. That's why a lot of older people still leave their name and number when they leave a message.
@korayven92555 жыл бұрын
It's pretty hard to tell for me, but it also looks like they're on their cellphones. I can think of a few situations where I'm on my cellphone, calling someone to ask for their telephone number.
@mc08warrior5 жыл бұрын
He could just look at his phone and see the caller ID.
@Camazotzer5 жыл бұрын
@@mc08warrior Bruh the point is that the phones are probably old enough to not have the caller`s ID shown on the screen.
@milkysoup72375 жыл бұрын
So first day on the internet?
@jjdraws33905 жыл бұрын
Damien: "moron alert, everyone point and laugh at him" Also Damien: *very wrong* Everyone: *points and laughs at damien*
@JoshSweetvale4 жыл бұрын
The man's a snitch to his fellow morons.
@arcaeae4 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought he was joking ->-
@thatweirdguy88104 жыл бұрын
But the picture looked real good tho
@fasdfdsdfs4 жыл бұрын
Naming your daughter KVIIIlyn is a great way to make sure she never talks to you again.
@plebthepebble38773 жыл бұрын
my first name is not only a name for woman fromthe 1950s {1900 sum} but its also my parents ship name
@scptime11885 жыл бұрын
1:39 facepalm-ception. The hubble telescope *is* in space.
@omelett32815 жыл бұрын
Its also made out of ice cream
@Bruh4.5 жыл бұрын
SCP Time no its not
@mynewaccisecksspot65295 жыл бұрын
@@Bruh4. You're idiotic.
@lumbyte52655 жыл бұрын
@@Bruh4. Would you like to fact check that?
@Levienci5 жыл бұрын
The Hubble Telescope is on Earth. The Hubble Space Telescope is in space.
@Mysticfox-wk2be5 жыл бұрын
I cant judge. When I was a little kid I thought people that had fake legs were called prostitutes.
@troncrash79125 жыл бұрын
Well i mean the two aren't mutually exclusive
@likira1115 жыл бұрын
Atleast your avatar remained.
@letmetakeajormungandrattha85915 жыл бұрын
I-
@Mysticfox-wk2be5 жыл бұрын
For the slow ones the term I got messed up as a kid was prosthetic.
@letmetakeajormungandrattha85915 жыл бұрын
@@Mysticfox-wk2be yes, yes you did.
@Caesar.X5 жыл бұрын
1:36 the facepalm here is about the fake pic, hubble is in space around the earth
@badgaming5385 жыл бұрын
Still chill
@aribantala5 жыл бұрын
Still makes sense since the Hubble is not pointing to the Earth and if it does, it will see someone else's roof tile or their garden's gnome instead the whole planet.
@Caesar.X5 жыл бұрын
Ari Bantala yea u r right cant wait for ma boi james webb telescope
@nanchoparty5 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say this
@bluebird0004 жыл бұрын
"911 whats your emergancy" "MCNUGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEES" "Okay calm down ma'am... breathe and tell us whats wrong" "T... the mcnuggies... they are all gone..." *911 ends the call*
@mickytherat80204 жыл бұрын
I NEED MY NUGGETS
@renytentoea6574 жыл бұрын
@@mickytherat8020 I NEED IT MORE
@phillippeng13684 жыл бұрын
@@renytentoea657 *AIDFJA DKLF. FJLOSIDFKJASDKFHASDJ LFKASDFJPAOMLDUFKNS PF ;LKH MY MCNUGGGGGGGGGGGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES*
@charlesroberts-moses60744 жыл бұрын
The reason she called was because the mc Donald’s wasn’t giving her her money back and was forcing her to choose something else. Almost every thing else was more expensive though.
@Eden_Thefox3 жыл бұрын
10:35 for you all...
@rayhsu50784 жыл бұрын
Damien: "the hubble telescope is on Earth." Me: *confused screaming* Me: *search for it to reassure* Me: *screaming*
@Skellitor301_VA4 жыл бұрын
I hate the fact I did this very thing too, I feel insulted and called out so how dare you XD
@SuperAronGamerMNO4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I did. I also searched it up just to be sure.
@GeekInBelgium4 жыл бұрын
And here I am, pretty sure the Hubble Telescope wasn't on Earth, but had a slight doubt, so I checked the comments thinking "The first ones should talk about it"
@Niko__014 жыл бұрын
@@GeekInBelgium Same
@MildlyInterestingCreations4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, if something has the workspace and telescope, I think you can put 2 and 2 and say it is in space
@alilbun60735 жыл бұрын
damn these kids and their pill poppers damn back in our day we just chugged the whole bottle
@rich.wishes5 жыл бұрын
a lil bun what was your day?😂
@phantomphoenix49815 жыл бұрын
Back in my day we swallowed a couple bottles, yeah plastic and all
@yourlocalcryptid80955 жыл бұрын
Back in my day. We only ate the bottle. Not the pills.
@symbolcest5 жыл бұрын
I-
@hilol4995 жыл бұрын
Back in my day, we sallowed the bottles whole, no matter how big they were
@treggosaurus4 жыл бұрын
1:12 The textbook also had a phone with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and *10*.
@wta15184 жыл бұрын
I think all language textbooks have this just to make sure everyone is paying attention.
@mickytherat80204 жыл бұрын
It also had some AWKWARD dialogue
@paigeblumer20134 жыл бұрын
1:40 As a space geek, I cringed so hard that my stomach hurt. Damien, the Hubble Telescope is the only telescope in outer space that continues to be maintained in space. I'm sorry, I love your videos, but this one just made me pause the video so I could to die inside. This has completed the r/Facepalm series. I'm sure that there are already lots of comments on this, I just thought I'd share. Edit: 2:50 My dad started balding at the end of high school, so it's not ENTIRELY wrong, just uncommon.
@aaronexists43084 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I cringed a ton too. Also Hubble would never face Earth, right? I’m really hoping no one will say anything about James Webb; from that distance we would not see details.
@R1ver7th4 жыл бұрын
same here
@Tw0Dots4 жыл бұрын
Wow I guess nerds are really aggressive about their useless facts ?
@johnolivermayuga69804 жыл бұрын
•• yup pretty much
@Podgamezz3 жыл бұрын
i think he was joking just a guess tho
@DissedRedEngie5 жыл бұрын
1:23 imagine saving someone's life, but they sue you because they can't afford the medical bill.
@relit13755 жыл бұрын
*laughs in free healthcare*
@thomasbezencon21215 жыл бұрын
has happened. People have sued lifeguards for saving them.
@feckusmaximus32345 жыл бұрын
Imagine medical bills existing lmao how stupid would that be
@Smileyreal5 жыл бұрын
good samaritan law
@theguythatasked64005 жыл бұрын
What are you talking aboot eh?
@waasu5 жыл бұрын
3:48 I told some classmates that my dad Is a carpenter and they asked "what kind of carpets does he make"
@mcplumpkin61914 жыл бұрын
did you murder them yet
@janakiramr76315 жыл бұрын
Damnien: "The hubble telescope is on the earth, dummy" Me: *angry nerd noises*
@laura-ti1kv5 жыл бұрын
*DAMNIEN*
@nemesis43475 жыл бұрын
*DAMNIEN*
@x-36885 жыл бұрын
DAMNIEN
@coldthrenody5 жыл бұрын
*DAMNIEN*
@alexander_xaiver_99895 жыл бұрын
Dang youre so nerdy u.w.u
@tester19914 жыл бұрын
"The Hubble Telescope is on Earth" Hol up-
@NativeJoel5 жыл бұрын
0:04 "you sure thats all of jesus" Yes. Yes i am
@clem-lv2rw5 жыл бұрын
Hello there.
@fryderyksadocha80445 жыл бұрын
@@clem-lv2rw general Kenobi
@sairaskynx22475 жыл бұрын
@@fryderyksadocha8044 you are a bold one
@nativefloridaman81875 жыл бұрын
ಠಿ_ಠ
@x-36885 жыл бұрын
"The Hubble [Space] Telescope is on Earth" DAMNIEN
@pinewatch82215 жыл бұрын
"Is the earth a Libra" Crowley and Aziraphale would say so.
@credendovides205 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed that the series of Good Omens has already managed to enter in the results of Google search... Sounds like a little demonic miracle to me...
@blue_shiver135 жыл бұрын
FINALLY A good omens fan AAAAAAAH Why am I like this
@pinewatch82215 жыл бұрын
@@blue_shiver13 Because Good Omens is amazing
@blue_shiver135 жыл бұрын
@@pinewatch8221 your right
@faceyjazz5 жыл бұрын
Le gasp! Another good omens fan in the wild! :D
@Bummus254 жыл бұрын
0:03 Some person I just met: I JOINED THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS! Me: Because of Obi Wan?
@drumhazan16934 жыл бұрын
Hello There
@Bummus254 жыл бұрын
General Kenobi
@nuggs9424 жыл бұрын
so uncivilized
@matthewp.14843 жыл бұрын
You are a bold one
@Dresden0613 жыл бұрын
@@matthewp.1484 you underestimate my power
@aislynnmahama70215 жыл бұрын
"is the Earth a libra" is a reference to Good Omens, I think?
@Skelly_Bones_14 жыл бұрын
Thank you mama bruno very informative. Also plz dont shoot me.
@kitkat31924 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It says that the Earth is a Libra. And the horoscope is mostly correct, apparently.
@boogis1085 жыл бұрын
if america is so great why isnt it mentioned in the bible?
@President_Starscream5 жыл бұрын
If the bible is so great, why doesn't it mention Lord Starscream?
@kabob00775 жыл бұрын
@@President_Starscream Silence, traitor.
@thomas40925 жыл бұрын
@@President_Starscream ? This is bad comedy!
@stephaniecarroll5775 жыл бұрын
YEET!
@lilmattew59505 жыл бұрын
Leave this place
@luckyashes5 жыл бұрын
"Mama mia, mama mia I want my baby lasagna" - Damien 2019
@randomnessrules49715 жыл бұрын
BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME!
@real_abender4 жыл бұрын
1:38 And just like that, Damien went from reading posts on r/Facepalm to becoming a post on r/Facepalm.
@magic_cfw5 жыл бұрын
"...y'know, the Hubble telescope is on Earth right?" *Hubble screams in space*
@SKewber420695 жыл бұрын
*In space, no one can hear the hubble scream*
@bibbitybob9575 жыл бұрын
-CFW. Magic- since the telescope can’t scream in a vacuum I will volunteer to scream for it
@ogun49215 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when he said that I was just like "... Hold that thought." *googling furiously* "Mm. Who's the moron here again?"
@Rain-Man9155 жыл бұрын
But nobody hears it scream, cause it's in space.
@magic_cfw5 жыл бұрын
people assuming Hubble screams using sound smh. This is space telescope discrimination.
@skycherryyt4 жыл бұрын
5:30 Some years ago, one of my friends got to go on a school year abroad project and chose the USA as his destination. He was an ok student, not excellent in anything. In his time there, he became the fucking maths olympics champion of the state he was in. Now I understand how.
@brooklynsmith27214 жыл бұрын
Really? I did the whole math olympics/union in my State (MA) and it was super hard. I’m glad I made it to State, but nationals was like NASA level math XD
@Lunarcreeper4 жыл бұрын
I tried to tell someone that triplets exist Bruh almost everyone in the classroom kept saying I was wrong or lying and I got in Trouble/mocked by the teacher
@tomahawktrouble-streamsvid68854 жыл бұрын
Lol im an actual triplet and on the first day of high school we werent in any classes together but at the end of the day we all stood together some people thought we were twins and one person said "wait how are there three of you james?" I was DYING
@briishcabbage5684 жыл бұрын
My dad used to be one of those people when he was younger, a person said in class " sardines can get up to 1 metre in length" and he shouted out "hOw CaN tHeY fIt ThEm In ThE tInY tInS tHeN????"
@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s4 жыл бұрын
Tommorow bring a gun and end the line of fucking morons who deserve to be brutally murdered
@Opticized4 жыл бұрын
Wtf lol
@christians48544 жыл бұрын
@@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s Jesus Christ bro WTF
@TheSewDew3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Damien is based off of Jimmy Fallon's nature to laugh too hard at his own jokes before he finishes them
@yoshiguy355 жыл бұрын
'The Hubble telescope is on earth' You have become the very thing which you swore to destroy, Damien. You have become the facepalm. Edit: Yo look, I have more likes on this one comment than all my videos combined.
@Esben M It may not be funny even if I think it is, but I'm not asking for anything, so not nearing choosing beggar.
@morilucas63605 жыл бұрын
Wait. . . Was the guy really arrested for saving his dog???
@vaprin20195 жыл бұрын
Why don't you look up the article and find out for yourself.
@0Onyx135 жыл бұрын
I assume he infringed safety protocols or some bullshit like that by going back inside... which is totally stupid. I'd do the same, and if I have to be arrested for it, so be it, I won't let my pets die if I can avoid it.
@morilucas63605 жыл бұрын
I just looked it up and it's real he was arrested and charged for two misdemeanor but he said it was worth it and would do it again if necessary
@usernamesystem35865 жыл бұрын
I mean he endangered himself and the firefighters so that is perfectly reasonable, if a bunch of firefighters are trying to put out a fire and save whatever's inside it would probably by better that you let them do their job. (He shouldn't be charged though) Also if you do a little research(which no one will) the charges were dropped
@JoseELeon5 жыл бұрын
@@morilucas6360 because thats what heroes do
@squibble3115 жыл бұрын
1:40 "you know the hubble telescope's on earth, right?" actually no its in space, the pic itself is the faceplam its been photoshpped like one trigintillion times edit: so i just looked at other comments wow everyone said that
@Mangaka-ml6xo4 жыл бұрын
I was under the impression that it was a drawing or maybe a painting, if it's "just" photoshopped then that's quite impressive, not that the other options aren't.
@Rami-me2ix4 жыл бұрын
I dont think a trigintillion is a number but if it was it would be this 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
@beng71754 жыл бұрын
@@Rami-me2ix no 1×10^1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more like
@ZiechieZeechless4 жыл бұрын
The photo was wrong, but Emkay is also wrong, He is a Facepalm himself.
@briishcabbage5684 жыл бұрын
Damien: The Hubble telescope is on earth Me: **facepalms internally**
@raylectro2 жыл бұрын
damien seems really dedicated to his job tho. his laugh is so good, its literally iconic
@Gia1911Logous4 жыл бұрын
The Bible 2 already exists... It's called "Rohan Kishibe goes to Gucci"
@chromosomeman4 жыл бұрын
HEBUNZU DOA
@helloitsme43884 жыл бұрын
Heavens Door!
@cocolarge14354 жыл бұрын
*Y E S*
@AffyMoon4 жыл бұрын
HEBUENS DWAAA
@thebrightstartt92944 жыл бұрын
I REFUSE!
@josephstalin73535 жыл бұрын
How can we be one of the smartest beings on Earth and yet still be the dumbest?
@President_Starscream5 жыл бұрын
4th smartest
@mantycoo48485 жыл бұрын
The ghost of Joseph Stalin haunts by commenting
@johipo36994 жыл бұрын
@@mantycoo4848 I agree.
@randomdude63765 жыл бұрын
7:21 how can I train to become a *NASA SUPER SNIPER*
@zicnov47945 жыл бұрын
Dapper :I *GLOBETARD*
@not_a_real_cow-97015 жыл бұрын
Best insult ever you gloptard 😂
@switchsurf5 жыл бұрын
Good question.
@quinnception631 Жыл бұрын
First,you gotta get to level 50 ,then get a headshot from a shuttle
@eggseventy49054 жыл бұрын
As an ex-mormon who resents the church greatly, the Obi-Wan Kenobi thing made me very happy
@FloatingOer4 жыл бұрын
"Bible 2"... That's called: "The New Testament"
@parkerlee80714 жыл бұрын
Thank you. As a Latter-Day Saint I wish to clarify: If the Bible (Old and New Testaments) is the original 6 movies, then the Book of Mormon is Rogue One, providing another testament of Christ and detailing His ministry in the Americas post resurrection.
@tlg13104 жыл бұрын
I'm angry that your not wrong
@wesleyfan554 жыл бұрын
*_If the Bible is so great, why isn't there a Bible 3?_*
@FloatingOer4 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyfan55 I think that one is called the Quran, and the bible 4 is called The Book of Mormon. Though The Book of Mormon was a remake of the sequel of "the bible 2" making "the bible 3" not cannon anymore, though the community is split on which version is the best one and should be considered cannon.
@xx_weirdnesskween_xx14794 жыл бұрын
The Bible is the Old and New Testament siR
@melaniesyntyche3504 жыл бұрын
Heh, I actually get the "Is the Earth a Libra" one. It's an "Good Omens" thing.
@TomatoRadio3 жыл бұрын
*a
@microwave56743 жыл бұрын
Me being a libra: ... mabey I am earth... Edit: I'm 2 lazy to correct the spelling so plz don't mind
@lisaty59373 жыл бұрын
It's so cute that you added a whole new sentence explaining how you didn't wanna fix a typo 🤩
@hoftheunknown38085 жыл бұрын
2:08 The earth being a libra is a reference to Good Omens (I think). Just someone decided to look up whether the TV show was true. I don't blame them, it would be great. -A Libra.
@minsugageniusjjangjjangman62285 жыл бұрын
Being a Libra is fun Like when you dish out icecream Everything must be exactly the same, but if there's a little bit left.... You better know that's mine
@sweetsakae.j.k43035 жыл бұрын
I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I was wondering if someone noticed the reference I am livid
@antitheist32065 жыл бұрын
According to biblical researchers centuries ago, the earth was created on October 23rd. So Earth is a scorpio.
@Stefisgarden5 жыл бұрын
@@antitheist3206 Okay, but they didn't say definitively that the earth is a libra. They just said it was a reference to Good Omens. Because it is. God says this in the first episode
@abithefallenhuman9215 жыл бұрын
This tells us two things. 1. The Earth, is a Libra. 2. These spiritual creatures are, the big gay!
@teistix3 жыл бұрын
6:43 - Oh, Damien. If you only knew what the future held...
@kraemergamer93884 жыл бұрын
Emkay: I’m taking away your voting rights Me under 18: haha I’ve never had any *cries silently*
@cisalzlman5 жыл бұрын
Not only does the Bible have a sequel ( the New Testament) the Bible is the terminator franchise -A lot people think the second one is the best -fans get into massive agreement ms over small detail changes ( deleted emotion chip scene) - the cannon of the franchise get really confusing after the second movie
@japanpanda21795 жыл бұрын
What comes after the second movie though?
@cisalzlman5 жыл бұрын
@@japanpanda2179 the book of Mormon or the Quran depends on your fandom
@japanpanda21795 жыл бұрын
@@cisalzlman Makes sense, great analogy.
@firrigagamer82815 жыл бұрын
Charlie Salzman There was that retcon in the Quran about how the guy who died on the cross was actually Judas and not Jesus so yeah. Pretty confusing.
@sadcat15655 жыл бұрын
as a christian terminator fan, i concur
@usagibun65644 жыл бұрын
"Can you patch my heart with ramen?"
@ThisHandleIsNotTaken.4 жыл бұрын
Damien be like "The hubble in f*ckin earth" Me, NASA, and Everyone Else: What you say?
@sakurey.5 жыл бұрын
3:27 That needs to be in a r/roastme, Damien is on FIRE!
@Trump-a-Tron5 жыл бұрын
I K R?!! Whatta great burn! xD
@janiecolvin68715 жыл бұрын
In that bald high schoolers defense, one of my exes hairline started receding when we were 16. We’re 23 now and he’s gone mr. clean on us 🤣
@TrashDeviant5 жыл бұрын
If I ever went bald I'd just grow an epic beard and get sleeve tattoos. Probably get a motorcycle too. So far all I've got to worry about is my grey hairs. Runs in my family, I'll probably be a silver fox by the time I'm 40. Already started to get a bit of a Frederick Douglass thing going on and I'm barely in my 30s.
@jarofarts60404 жыл бұрын
Don't you dare dirty my god's name. Mr. Clean is my savior
@cpt.cuckmeals43324 жыл бұрын
F
@Royal_Garbage5 жыл бұрын
“Is earth a Libra?” Me, a good omens fan: Yes, yes it is
@m.a.a97945 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Gaevbon5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@BlueMiaou5 жыл бұрын
i'm a libra
@japanpanda21795 жыл бұрын
I act like a Libra but I'm actually a Taurus. Living proof that zodiacs are a myth. Anyway... Yeah, Good Omens gave the Libra date, but that was some 16th-century Christian who "calculated" it and they just took inspiration from.
@sixraccoonsinatrenchcoat1545 жыл бұрын
@@japanpanda2179 actually no, there are two different signs a person has. I can't remember what they're called but one is birthday-based and the other is how you present yourself.
@executeinc97564 жыл бұрын
8:08 because lars saw the future and was mad because Jason "FOCKING LEFT THE BAND"
@smolboi12225 жыл бұрын
2:14 “Is the Earth a Libra” That’s a reference to Good Omens. It referred to, according to God in the show, Earth was born under the Libra constellation.
@japanpanda21795 жыл бұрын
Yep, I thought so too.
@TheCapelessCrusader5 жыл бұрын
7:59 "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch" sounds like a prompt that would be featured in Gavin or Google.
@Kadskudai5 жыл бұрын
Damians laugh is contagious on multiple levels, it isnt even a problem he has such a good laugh
@dudeboykaid3 жыл бұрын
“Is the earth a Libra” isn’t actually a dumb question, it’s a reference to Good Omens xD both the book and the show
@페르난도-t3e5 жыл бұрын
8:03 I get that reference, in Lost, there is a scene where Hugo is in his house and his dad comes and finds sayid in the couch and says " why is there a dead Pakistani in my couch"... Damn I'm a freak
@emillybech38375 жыл бұрын
Damien: the hubble space telescope is on the earth. Me: Facepalm
@Sip_Dhit5 жыл бұрын
2:38 ah yes when I get injured unexpectedly I'll make sure its during the late hours of the day
@ferneelsass59114 жыл бұрын
The only reason I'd call 911 on McDonald's is if the ice cream machine is working
@AndreiSelescu5 жыл бұрын
Bet you looked in the mirror at 1:43, The hubble was launched into space mate
@jt88215 жыл бұрын
Double facepalm
@khaledmahamedbouachat89905 жыл бұрын
I don't know if he was serious or joking about the Hubble telescope being on earth LOL
@liesalllies5 жыл бұрын
He's also not familiar with the cities of either Madrid or Pittsburgh. Do not think that's a joke. Too busy making Reddit videos to pay attention in school I guess.
@alsee87055 жыл бұрын
@@liesalllies What's with all the constant insults that i see getting hurled at Damien?
@liesalllies5 жыл бұрын
@@alsee8705 you mean the guy who posts daily videos calling others idiot and moron repeatedly, while consistently demonstrating his own ignorance? He literally does not know basic common facts, stating that is hardly an insult. ESPECIALLY in the context of how insulting he is on over half his videos lmao.
@dracos00245 жыл бұрын
@@shrimp5444 Still, though, if he hurls insults at others for being stupid it's only fair to return the favor if he does or says something stupid.
@OryxTheMadGod35 жыл бұрын
"if the bible is so great then why isn't there a Bible 2?" *_weell technically_*
“Hubble telescope is on earth stupid” The original was, but nasa made a version to be sent to space and is now orbiting earth at 17 thousand km an hour
@tcs38883 жыл бұрын
@Caiden Carriere and i dont see nothing bad about it
@FoxheimStudios4 жыл бұрын
3:29 Maureen, more like moron, *santa laugh intensifies*
@lysandish32655 жыл бұрын
I gotta say that Damien has by far the best laugh I’ve ever heard
@Dom03c5 жыл бұрын
i love how Damien laughs at his own jokes
@vitex1984 жыл бұрын
2:55 I mean, if Bernie eats less than 10% of his cake, he technically gave away 90% of it.
@DanaTheInsane3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gives away 90% of their birthday cake. If this guy had any friends he would know that.
@Apoteoza5 жыл бұрын
1:38 please say it was sarcasm. I beg of you.
@mikel46165 жыл бұрын
Apoteoza indeed
@tanascia5 жыл бұрын
Damien: "Can you patch my heart with Ramen?" Me: "Mine definitly." Love me some good Ramen! =P
@TrashDeviant5 жыл бұрын
I read this while eating ramen. So far, it hasn't patched my heart. But my stomach kinda hurts a bit less now.
@iseemeinfood57605 жыл бұрын
6:55 Clean up afteR ourselves Use Our time wisely Use mAnners Listen to adultR
@Shatugi5 жыл бұрын
Cuul roar
@humanperson70655 жыл бұрын
AdultR
@mantycoo48485 жыл бұрын
I see me in food You’re the smartest person who ever lived
@iseemeinfood57605 жыл бұрын
Aaden Russell, wow thx imma sub 2 u
@adma66724 жыл бұрын
Aaden Russell I didnt realise u were reffering to him so I thought u were like having r/ihadastroke or r/boneappletea
@adityamaram62934 жыл бұрын
"why is there something rather than nothing" is actually the name of a video made by exurb1a
@harris-ashraff5 жыл бұрын
9:02 Guy: battery 0% Also guy: *surprised pikachu face* i know, dead meme
@beetdabrat5 жыл бұрын
Dead meme for a dead battery.
@TommyElijahCabelloReal4 жыл бұрын
@@beetdabrat as dead as the guy's brain
@undefishin4 жыл бұрын
DOUBLE DEAD ME SINCE "X: also X:" RETARDED FORMAT MEME DETECTED WOO WEE WOO WEE
@dancingtriangle97004 жыл бұрын
@@undefishin Gee thanks.
@Lydiumm5 жыл бұрын
2:47 I had to laugh so hard at this bc there's literally a kid at my school who is BALDING, you heard that right BALDING.
@water91515 жыл бұрын
Oh wow a kid that is _blading_
@getspaded4 жыл бұрын
“The Hubble telescope is on earth, idiot.” r/ facepalm
@mickytherat80204 жыл бұрын
OI JOSUKE DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME RATS IN WW1 WERE AS BIG AS REGULAR CATS? AIN'T THAT NEATO MOSQUITO
@OneAndOnlyMichael24 жыл бұрын
6:30, can we all agree Damien is an amazing narrator?
@jisaacray5 жыл бұрын
Emkay: Hubble telescope is on earth Me: 🤦♂️
@Zephyeran5 жыл бұрын
In the Dining Room, We: Respect our seating/area by cleaning up Only use manners Always manage time wisely Respect our adults Boom. Not that hard to get a semi decent acronym. Ah well. They tried.
@zanyraccoon63614 жыл бұрын
No, they really didn't try.
@jasonc5845 жыл бұрын
This video is the facepalm. Cause of 1:40. The hubble SPACE telescope is in SPACE! It is in space in orbit around the earth...
@jasonc5845 жыл бұрын
@xd mxc he wasn't joking when he said that...
@brandoncollado88814 жыл бұрын
Damien, we all know Clownfish are secretly Apex Predators. Have you ever seen them straight up punk a shark?
@b0ks5115 жыл бұрын
Yea like, why is there no kfc in finland? I wanna taste it. You can put me in r/facepalm or something cuz i did'nt really get it
@pelias37915 жыл бұрын
Moi
@jellypopmaster50595 жыл бұрын
Kyllä muoki vituttaa
@Official_Youtube_Support5 жыл бұрын
tere ukkoli poju
@sachiel1975 жыл бұрын
most of these questions weren't stupid and is there seriously no kfc in finland? cause that sucks
@eliaslamsa65415 жыл бұрын
No älä huoli KFC on aika paskaa
@pabloserranogarcia75575 жыл бұрын
“¿Qual es tù numeró de telefónó?” Your Spanish is almost as funny as your laugh lmao
@xdYoshi5 жыл бұрын
"why is there no kfc in finland" Yes, I agree with that
@draw2death4215 жыл бұрын
Same
@chellinacell74505 жыл бұрын
Smae
@Heyo7275 жыл бұрын
I suscribed, i be mad lad
@snoozyfest11403 жыл бұрын
Damien:can you fix my heart with Ramen? Me:what heart?
@chat28075 жыл бұрын
Random person: vaccines cause cancer Karen’s worldwide: *we can make a religion out of this.*
@AffyMoon5 жыл бұрын
Bill Wurtz reference nice
@kaelanmcalpine20115 жыл бұрын
No, don't
@kailyne49355 жыл бұрын
Nah nah nah. Light bulbs cause cancer.
@duckduckinator31855 жыл бұрын
James Games People that have common sense: Please dont
@armoredwings41824 жыл бұрын
"Is the earth a libre" Oooohh I see a Good Omens reference
@angelahoffman1195 жыл бұрын
Hubble was put into orbit in 1990. It orbits 340 miles out. Damien, le sigh
@SplaydEST3 жыл бұрын
Turns out, the person who was arrested for “saving his dog”, was arrested because the police asked him not to go in because it was dangerous for firefighters and risk their lives.
@LilithCatgirl5 жыл бұрын
At 12:20 I'm pretty sure that person was joking. Hopefully.
@mogsy13135 жыл бұрын
“Is the earth a Libra?” good omens follows me everywhere I go, huh
@VetusDea5 жыл бұрын
_You know the Hubble Telescope's on Earth, right?_ "The Hubble Space Telescope is a space telescope that was launched into low Earth orbit in 1990 and remains in operation." - Wikipedia ver nas
@brettsorby25 жыл бұрын
I just had to stop the video and check the Hubble telescope was still in space. It is. Damien be facepalming himself today.
@eisenklad5 жыл бұрын
i was wondering if he's r/whoooosh-ing us right now
@tallakbertin5 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@m1lkweed5 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it, damn it :)
@demonthing75065 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@TinyDeskEngineer3 жыл бұрын
"Voting is now done by a dice" Considering what's been happening recently, I thought that was how they were doing it already
@DanaTheInsane3 жыл бұрын
Actually this was the most monitored and recounted election in the history of the United States.
@TinyDeskEngineer3 жыл бұрын
@@DanaTheInsane I wasn't talking about the last election, I was talking about the one before that one.
@JoshSweetvale4 жыл бұрын
0:00 I know a bit about those clowns. This was probably a young malcontent's trolling. There's plenty of... _rebels_ in the... _order._ :D :D :D :I :D
@MerkhVision4 жыл бұрын
Haha Im really glad to hear that and love that reference u included lol
@tufekung46185 жыл бұрын
7:08 So you are looking att the price diffrence when it says gender above and Kids/Adults under?
@Hexabyte_Studios5 жыл бұрын
Both are facepalms, but ok
@Unethical.FandubsGames5 жыл бұрын
The added facepalm is Emkay being "only a dollar" and it's not even a dollar.
@pumpkingreg66735 жыл бұрын
@@Hexabyte_Studios that's the point of the comment, but ok
@Hexabyte_Studios5 жыл бұрын
@@pumpkingreg6673 I don't know what you're talking about, but ok
@pumpkingreg66735 жыл бұрын
@@Hexabyte_Studios ok, but ok
@wb82115 жыл бұрын
I’m now trying to work out how much of this subreddit is satire