r/Facepalm | ryan gosling? is that you?

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EmKay

EmKay

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@EmKay
@EmKay 5 жыл бұрын
Be sure to check out www.reddit.com/r/EmKay ! Love you guys
@twsrailwayvideos7406
@twsrailwayvideos7406 5 жыл бұрын
:)
@burnttoast-fi8138
@burnttoast-fi8138 5 жыл бұрын
EmKay Nice
@AroundTheBest
@AroundTheBest 5 жыл бұрын
Hubble telescope isn't on earth...
@nethascotx24
@nethascotx24 5 жыл бұрын
EmKay I appreciate the work you put into the channel. Thank you
@hellaiac
@hellaiac 5 жыл бұрын
Love you more
@budgiegryphon
@budgiegryphon 5 жыл бұрын
1:40 Damien, Damien. The Hubble Telescope is in space. The facepalm is how the Earth doesn’t look like it should.
@WorldofPickles
@WorldofPickles 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@witheredbonnie9434
@witheredbonnie9434 5 жыл бұрын
woops
@a_certified_mess
@a_certified_mess 5 жыл бұрын
Now that is a true r/facepalm
@fbiagent6081
@fbiagent6081 5 жыл бұрын
PFF you believe in the Hubble telescope
@manjusingh9118
@manjusingh9118 5 жыл бұрын
Hooble telescope
@nicholekrueger942
@nicholekrueger942 5 жыл бұрын
Damien:"moron alert, point and laugh at him." Also Damien:"The Hubble is on Earth."
@ruvikora1568
@ruvikora1568 5 жыл бұрын
iTs In SpAcE
@katieismobile8898
@katieismobile8898 4 жыл бұрын
@@ruvikora1568 Damien will never live it down now but it isn't exactly the first dumb thing he has said. We still enjoy him though. ;)
@Stapher
@Stapher 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it'll eventually come back to Earth
@kentity5272
@kentity5272 4 жыл бұрын
There is always a bigger fish
@petrmatko6628
@petrmatko6628 4 жыл бұрын
truly a facepalm
@Greendude0101
@Greendude0101 5 жыл бұрын
“The Hubble Space Telescope is on earth” -Damien 2019
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 5 жыл бұрын
Greendude0101 Never let him forget.
@davidgallagher28
@davidgallagher28 5 жыл бұрын
Big oof
@charliezelenowski2701
@charliezelenowski2701 5 жыл бұрын
I am not sure if he was doing a whoosh joke by joking about a joke.... HELP!
@BlueberryWizard
@BlueberryWizard 5 жыл бұрын
@@charliezelenowski2701 Woosh jokes are so cheap, "oh .. shit i made a mistake.. oh wait i'll just wait for someone to correct me, and then add a little r/Woosh at the end, that will fix it"
@ninjareal2830
@ninjareal2830 5 жыл бұрын
R/whooosh
@lee207ful
@lee207ful 4 жыл бұрын
“Two dead, found dead” But were they okay though?
@watergamer6446
@watergamer6446 4 жыл бұрын
idk but they're probably dead
@theanimeboi842
@theanimeboi842 4 жыл бұрын
@@sweetsunia r/wooosh
@fruitcxkes9932
@fruitcxkes9932 4 жыл бұрын
I think they were fine
@TheCoolerReaper
@TheCoolerReaper 4 жыл бұрын
Something tells me there probably fine
@chancerbox1935
@chancerbox1935 4 жыл бұрын
I hope so
@Draughster
@Draughster 5 жыл бұрын
"The hubble telescope is on the earth, dummy" Me: *ANGERY ASTRONOMER NOISES*
@xephyre6955
@xephyre6955 5 жыл бұрын
r/Facepalm EmKay lol
@milescruz6183
@milescruz6183 5 жыл бұрын
Dude. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you
@justsomedudehere4676
@justsomedudehere4676 5 жыл бұрын
Angry* /s
@BigMan-cu2dw
@BigMan-cu2dw 5 жыл бұрын
Me: ANGRY SPELLING NOISES
@keyanstoney1742
@keyanstoney1742 5 жыл бұрын
Even funnier how he starts saying “you dummy. You idiot”
@MariAnimates
@MariAnimates 5 жыл бұрын
"Hubble telescope is on earth" I-
@1Kn2828
@1Kn2828 5 жыл бұрын
Mental issues intensify
@Vgorb
@Vgorb 4 жыл бұрын
@•Antisociaal • no Florida man is good
@Fidlydatwrist
@Fidlydatwrist 4 жыл бұрын
Let him figure it out
@thesansabasong-bird6947
@thesansabasong-bird6947 4 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Lambert uhhhh racist much? Florida people are just loony toons characters in real life
@adenarrington7607
@adenarrington7607 4 жыл бұрын
“Moron Alert go laugh at him”
@veniu8359
@veniu8359 5 жыл бұрын
r/Emkay: *exists* r/Damien'slaugh: *you dare oppose me mortal?*
@Rattonikus
@Rattonikus 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, r/subsithoughtifellfor
@jimbo1288
@jimbo1288 5 жыл бұрын
Coleslaugh
@xanderyoutube1909
@xanderyoutube1909 5 жыл бұрын
Damian's laugh Vs *DAMIEN SLAUGH*
@kainuipenaloza9395
@kainuipenaloza9395 5 жыл бұрын
'slaugh'
@nothingiamjustsomekindofdu5744
@nothingiamjustsomekindofdu5744 4 жыл бұрын
3:11-3:16 “If bible is so good why there is no bible 2” best quote i have ever heard
@possibly_meta7389
@possibly_meta7389 3 жыл бұрын
So like what happened to Damian
@jcr2408
@jcr2408 3 жыл бұрын
@@possibly_meta7389 He left Emkay but has his own channel
@goaltender330
@goaltender330 3 жыл бұрын
I mean isnt that what the New Testament is...?
@possibly_meta7389
@possibly_meta7389 3 жыл бұрын
@@goaltender330 no that's bible 1.5
@MZPHWx
@MZPHWx 3 жыл бұрын
That's the quran
@notryan8430
@notryan8430 5 жыл бұрын
“If the Bible is so great why isn’t there a Bible 2?” New Testament:
@teiuskaius6301
@teiuskaius6301 5 жыл бұрын
Am I a joke to you?
@uljk5699
@uljk5699 5 жыл бұрын
There's even Bible 3: The Allah...
@echelon5162
@echelon5162 5 жыл бұрын
The Third Testament: Missing Archives
@tomimn2233
@tomimn2233 5 жыл бұрын
@@uljk5699 It's kind of a reboot actually. Retcon'd Jesus' divinity and Satan's fallen angel status among other things. No wonder a lot of ppl consider it not canon.
@superkobster
@superkobster 5 жыл бұрын
The Bible 4: Endgame
@delta138_zam
@delta138_zam 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone is so quick to call the Spanish textbook stupid, but if SHE was the one to call HIM then he wouldn’t know what her number is. Not with THAT phone.
@gunschulke
@gunschulke 5 жыл бұрын
That was my thinking as well, people don't remember that caller ID didn't always exist. That's why a lot of older people still leave their name and number when they leave a message.
@korayven9255
@korayven9255 5 жыл бұрын
It's pretty hard to tell for me, but it also looks like they're on their cellphones. I can think of a few situations where I'm on my cellphone, calling someone to ask for their telephone number.
@mc08warrior
@mc08warrior 5 жыл бұрын
He could just look at his phone and see the caller ID.
@Camazotzer
@Camazotzer 5 жыл бұрын
@@mc08warrior Bruh the point is that the phones are probably old enough to not have the caller`s ID shown on the screen.
@milkysoup7237
@milkysoup7237 5 жыл бұрын
So first day on the internet?
@jjdraws3390
@jjdraws3390 5 жыл бұрын
Damien: "moron alert, everyone point and laugh at him" Also Damien: *very wrong* Everyone: *points and laughs at damien*
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 4 жыл бұрын
The man's a snitch to his fellow morons.
@arcaeae
@arcaeae 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought he was joking ->-
@thatweirdguy8810
@thatweirdguy8810 4 жыл бұрын
But the picture looked real good tho
@fasdfdsdfs
@fasdfdsdfs 4 жыл бұрын
Naming your daughter KVIIIlyn is a great way to make sure she never talks to you again.
@plebthepebble3877
@plebthepebble3877 3 жыл бұрын
my first name is not only a name for woman fromthe 1950s {1900 sum} but its also my parents ship name
@scptime1188
@scptime1188 5 жыл бұрын
1:39 facepalm-ception. The hubble telescope *is* in space.
@omelett3281
@omelett3281 5 жыл бұрын
Its also made out of ice cream
@Bruh4.
@Bruh4. 5 жыл бұрын
SCP Time no its not
@mynewaccisecksspot6529
@mynewaccisecksspot6529 5 жыл бұрын
@@Bruh4. You're idiotic.
@lumbyte5265
@lumbyte5265 5 жыл бұрын
@@Bruh4. Would you like to fact check that?
@Levienci
@Levienci 5 жыл бұрын
The Hubble Telescope is on Earth. The Hubble Space Telescope is in space.
@Mysticfox-wk2be
@Mysticfox-wk2be 5 жыл бұрын
I cant judge. When I was a little kid I thought people that had fake legs were called prostitutes.
@troncrash7912
@troncrash7912 5 жыл бұрын
Well i mean the two aren't mutually exclusive
@likira111
@likira111 5 жыл бұрын
Atleast your avatar remained.
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 жыл бұрын
I-
@Mysticfox-wk2be
@Mysticfox-wk2be 5 жыл бұрын
For the slow ones the term I got messed up as a kid was prosthetic.
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mysticfox-wk2be yes, yes you did.
@Caesar.X
@Caesar.X 5 жыл бұрын
1:36 the facepalm here is about the fake pic, hubble is in space around the earth
@badgaming538
@badgaming538 5 жыл бұрын
Still chill
@aribantala
@aribantala 5 жыл бұрын
Still makes sense since the Hubble is not pointing to the Earth and if it does, it will see someone else's roof tile or their garden's gnome instead the whole planet.
@Caesar.X
@Caesar.X 5 жыл бұрын
Ari Bantala yea u r right cant wait for ma boi james webb telescope
@nanchoparty
@nanchoparty 5 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say this
@bluebird000
@bluebird000 4 жыл бұрын
"911 whats your emergancy" "MCNUGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEES" "Okay calm down ma'am... breathe and tell us whats wrong" "T... the mcnuggies... they are all gone..." *911 ends the call*
@mickytherat8020
@mickytherat8020 4 жыл бұрын
I NEED MY NUGGETS
@renytentoea657
@renytentoea657 4 жыл бұрын
@@mickytherat8020 I NEED IT MORE
@phillippeng1368
@phillippeng1368 4 жыл бұрын
@@renytentoea657 *AIDFJA DKLF. FJLOSIDFKJASDKFHASDJ LFKASDFJPAOMLDUFKNS PF ;LKH MY MCNUGGGGGGGGGGGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES*
@charlesroberts-moses6074
@charlesroberts-moses6074 4 жыл бұрын
The reason she called was because the mc Donald’s wasn’t giving her her money back and was forcing her to choose something else. Almost every thing else was more expensive though.
@Eden_Thefox
@Eden_Thefox 3 жыл бұрын
10:35 for you all...
@rayhsu5078
@rayhsu5078 4 жыл бұрын
Damien: "the hubble telescope is on Earth." Me: *confused screaming* Me: *search for it to reassure* Me: *screaming*
@Skellitor301_VA
@Skellitor301_VA 4 жыл бұрын
I hate the fact I did this very thing too, I feel insulted and called out so how dare you XD
@SuperAronGamerMNO
@SuperAronGamerMNO 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I did. I also searched it up just to be sure.
@GeekInBelgium
@GeekInBelgium 4 жыл бұрын
And here I am, pretty sure the Hubble Telescope wasn't on Earth, but had a slight doubt, so I checked the comments thinking "The first ones should talk about it"
@Niko__01
@Niko__01 4 жыл бұрын
@@GeekInBelgium Same
@MildlyInterestingCreations
@MildlyInterestingCreations 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, if something has the workspace and telescope, I think you can put 2 and 2 and say it is in space
@alilbun6073
@alilbun6073 5 жыл бұрын
damn these kids and their pill poppers damn back in our day we just chugged the whole bottle
@rich.wishes
@rich.wishes 5 жыл бұрын
a lil bun what was your day?😂
@phantomphoenix4981
@phantomphoenix4981 5 жыл бұрын
Back in my day we swallowed a couple bottles, yeah plastic and all
@yourlocalcryptid8095
@yourlocalcryptid8095 5 жыл бұрын
Back in my day. We only ate the bottle. Not the pills.
@symbolcest
@symbolcest 5 жыл бұрын
I-
@hilol499
@hilol499 5 жыл бұрын
Back in my day, we sallowed the bottles whole, no matter how big they were
@treggosaurus
@treggosaurus 4 жыл бұрын
1:12 The textbook also had a phone with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and *10*.
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
I think all language textbooks have this just to make sure everyone is paying attention.
@mickytherat8020
@mickytherat8020 4 жыл бұрын
It also had some AWKWARD dialogue
@paigeblumer2013
@paigeblumer2013 4 жыл бұрын
1:40 As a space geek, I cringed so hard that my stomach hurt. Damien, the Hubble Telescope is the only telescope in outer space that continues to be maintained in space. I'm sorry, I love your videos, but this one just made me pause the video so I could to die inside. This has completed the r/Facepalm series. I'm sure that there are already lots of comments on this, I just thought I'd share. Edit: 2:50 My dad started balding at the end of high school, so it's not ENTIRELY wrong, just uncommon.
@aaronexists4308
@aaronexists4308 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I cringed a ton too. Also Hubble would never face Earth, right? I’m really hoping no one will say anything about James Webb; from that distance we would not see details.
@R1ver7th
@R1ver7th 4 жыл бұрын
same here
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 4 жыл бұрын
Wow I guess nerds are really aggressive about their useless facts ?
@johnolivermayuga6980
@johnolivermayuga6980 4 жыл бұрын
•• yup pretty much
@Podgamezz
@Podgamezz 3 жыл бұрын
i think he was joking just a guess tho
@DissedRedEngie
@DissedRedEngie 5 жыл бұрын
1:23 imagine saving someone's life, but they sue you because they can't afford the medical bill.
@relit1375
@relit1375 5 жыл бұрын
*laughs in free healthcare*
@thomasbezencon2121
@thomasbezencon2121 5 жыл бұрын
has happened. People have sued lifeguards for saving them.
@feckusmaximus3234
@feckusmaximus3234 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine medical bills existing lmao how stupid would that be
@Smileyreal
@Smileyreal 5 жыл бұрын
good samaritan law
@theguythatasked6400
@theguythatasked6400 5 жыл бұрын
What are you talking aboot eh?
@waasu
@waasu 5 жыл бұрын
3:48 I told some classmates that my dad Is a carpenter and they asked "what kind of carpets does he make"
@mcplumpkin6191
@mcplumpkin6191 4 жыл бұрын
did you murder them yet
@janakiramr7631
@janakiramr7631 5 жыл бұрын
Damnien: "The hubble telescope is on the earth, dummy" Me: *angry nerd noises*
@laura-ti1kv
@laura-ti1kv 5 жыл бұрын
*DAMNIEN*
@nemesis4347
@nemesis4347 5 жыл бұрын
*DAMNIEN*
@x-3688
@x-3688 5 жыл бұрын
DAMNIEN
@coldthrenody
@coldthrenody 5 жыл бұрын
*DAMNIEN*
@alexander_xaiver_9989
@alexander_xaiver_9989 5 жыл бұрын
Dang youre so nerdy u.w.u
@tester1991
@tester1991 4 жыл бұрын
"The Hubble Telescope is on Earth" Hol up-
@NativeJoel
@NativeJoel 5 жыл бұрын
0:04 "you sure thats all of jesus" Yes. Yes i am
@clem-lv2rw
@clem-lv2rw 5 жыл бұрын
Hello there.
@fryderyksadocha8044
@fryderyksadocha8044 5 жыл бұрын
@@clem-lv2rw general Kenobi
@sairaskynx2247
@sairaskynx2247 5 жыл бұрын
@@fryderyksadocha8044 you are a bold one
@nativefloridaman8187
@nativefloridaman8187 5 жыл бұрын
ಠಿ_ಠ
@x-3688
@x-3688 5 жыл бұрын
"The Hubble [Space] Telescope is on Earth" DAMNIEN
@pinewatch8221
@pinewatch8221 5 жыл бұрын
"Is the earth a Libra" Crowley and Aziraphale would say so.
@credendovides20
@credendovides20 5 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed that the series of Good Omens has already managed to enter in the results of Google search... Sounds like a little demonic miracle to me...
@blue_shiver13
@blue_shiver13 5 жыл бұрын
FINALLY A good omens fan AAAAAAAH Why am I like this
@pinewatch8221
@pinewatch8221 5 жыл бұрын
@@blue_shiver13 Because Good Omens is amazing
@blue_shiver13
@blue_shiver13 5 жыл бұрын
@@pinewatch8221 your right
@faceyjazz
@faceyjazz 5 жыл бұрын
Le gasp! Another good omens fan in the wild! :D
@Bummus25
@Bummus25 4 жыл бұрын
0:03 Some person I just met: I JOINED THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS! Me: Because of Obi Wan?
@drumhazan1693
@drumhazan1693 4 жыл бұрын
Hello There
@Bummus25
@Bummus25 4 жыл бұрын
General Kenobi
@nuggs942
@nuggs942 4 жыл бұрын
so uncivilized
@matthewp.1484
@matthewp.1484 3 жыл бұрын
You are a bold one
@Dresden061
@Dresden061 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewp.1484 you underestimate my power
@aislynnmahama7021
@aislynnmahama7021 5 жыл бұрын
"is the Earth a libra" is a reference to Good Omens, I think?
@Skelly_Bones_1
@Skelly_Bones_1 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you mama bruno very informative. Also plz dont shoot me.
@kitkat3192
@kitkat3192 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It says that the Earth is a Libra. And the horoscope is mostly correct, apparently.
@boogis108
@boogis108 5 жыл бұрын
if america is so great why isnt it mentioned in the bible?
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 5 жыл бұрын
If the bible is so great, why doesn't it mention Lord Starscream?
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 5 жыл бұрын
@@President_Starscream Silence, traitor.
@thomas4092
@thomas4092 5 жыл бұрын
@@President_Starscream ? This is bad comedy!
@stephaniecarroll577
@stephaniecarroll577 5 жыл бұрын
YEET!
@lilmattew5950
@lilmattew5950 5 жыл бұрын
Leave this place
@luckyashes
@luckyashes 5 жыл бұрын
"Mama mia, mama mia I want my baby lasagna" - Damien 2019
@randomnessrules4971
@randomnessrules4971 5 жыл бұрын
BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME!
@real_abender
@real_abender 4 жыл бұрын
1:38 And just like that, Damien went from reading posts on r/Facepalm to becoming a post on r/Facepalm.
@magic_cfw
@magic_cfw 5 жыл бұрын
"...y'know, the Hubble telescope is on Earth right?" *Hubble screams in space*
@SKewber42069
@SKewber42069 5 жыл бұрын
*In space, no one can hear the hubble scream*
@bibbitybob957
@bibbitybob957 5 жыл бұрын
-CFW. Magic- since the telescope can’t scream in a vacuum I will volunteer to scream for it
@ogun4921
@ogun4921 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when he said that I was just like "... Hold that thought." *googling furiously* "Mm. Who's the moron here again?"
@Rain-Man915
@Rain-Man915 5 жыл бұрын
But nobody hears it scream, cause it's in space.
@magic_cfw
@magic_cfw 5 жыл бұрын
people assuming Hubble screams using sound smh. This is space telescope discrimination.
@skycherryyt
@skycherryyt 4 жыл бұрын
5:30 Some years ago, one of my friends got to go on a school year abroad project and chose the USA as his destination. He was an ok student, not excellent in anything. In his time there, he became the fucking maths olympics champion of the state he was in. Now I understand how.
@brooklynsmith2721
@brooklynsmith2721 4 жыл бұрын
Really? I did the whole math olympics/union in my State (MA) and it was super hard. I’m glad I made it to State, but nationals was like NASA level math XD
@Lunarcreeper
@Lunarcreeper 4 жыл бұрын
I tried to tell someone that triplets exist Bruh almost everyone in the classroom kept saying I was wrong or lying and I got in Trouble/mocked by the teacher
@tomahawktrouble-streamsvid6885
@tomahawktrouble-streamsvid6885 4 жыл бұрын
Lol im an actual triplet and on the first day of high school we werent in any classes together but at the end of the day we all stood together some people thought we were twins and one person said "wait how are there three of you james?" I was DYING
@briishcabbage568
@briishcabbage568 4 жыл бұрын
My dad used to be one of those people when he was younger, a person said in class " sardines can get up to 1 metre in length" and he shouted out "hOw CaN tHeY fIt ThEm In ThE tInY tInS tHeN????"
@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s
@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s 4 жыл бұрын
Tommorow bring a gun and end the line of fucking morons who deserve to be brutally murdered
@Opticized
@Opticized 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf lol
@christians4854
@christians4854 4 жыл бұрын
@@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s Jesus Christ bro WTF
@TheSewDew
@TheSewDew 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Damien is based off of Jimmy Fallon's nature to laugh too hard at his own jokes before he finishes them
@yoshiguy35
@yoshiguy35 5 жыл бұрын
'The Hubble telescope is on earth' You have become the very thing which you swore to destroy, Damien. You have become the facepalm. Edit: Yo look, I have more likes on this one comment than all my videos combined.
@raptorjesus6120
@raptorjesus6120 5 жыл бұрын
Aye, c'mon, Skeeter, pobody's nerfect.
@woody-alt6177
@woody-alt6177 5 жыл бұрын
Stop, don't give me hope
@astrowind2873
@astrowind2873 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Damien has mastered science yet
@yoshiguy35
@yoshiguy35 5 жыл бұрын
@gordon freeman IIII JUSTTTT POINTEDDDD ITTTT OUTTTT BECAUSEEEE IIII THOUGHTTTT ITTTT WASSSS FUNNYYYY
@yoshiguy35
@yoshiguy35 4 жыл бұрын
@Esben M It may not be funny even if I think it is, but I'm not asking for anything, so not nearing choosing beggar.
@morilucas6360
@morilucas6360 5 жыл бұрын
Wait. . . Was the guy really arrested for saving his dog???
@vaprin2019
@vaprin2019 5 жыл бұрын
Why don't you look up the article and find out for yourself.
@0Onyx13
@0Onyx13 5 жыл бұрын
I assume he infringed safety protocols or some bullshit like that by going back inside... which is totally stupid. I'd do the same, and if I have to be arrested for it, so be it, I won't let my pets die if I can avoid it.
@morilucas6360
@morilucas6360 5 жыл бұрын
I just looked it up and it's real he was arrested and charged for two misdemeanor but he said it was worth it and would do it again if necessary
@usernamesystem3586
@usernamesystem3586 5 жыл бұрын
I mean he endangered himself and the firefighters so that is perfectly reasonable, if a bunch of firefighters are trying to put out a fire and save whatever's inside it would probably by better that you let them do their job. (He shouldn't be charged though) Also if you do a little research(which no one will) the charges were dropped
@JoseELeon
@JoseELeon 5 жыл бұрын
@@morilucas6360 because thats what heroes do
@squibble311
@squibble311 5 жыл бұрын
1:40 "you know the hubble telescope's on earth, right?" actually no its in space, the pic itself is the faceplam its been photoshpped like one trigintillion times edit: so i just looked at other comments wow everyone said that
@Mangaka-ml6xo
@Mangaka-ml6xo 4 жыл бұрын
I was under the impression that it was a drawing or maybe a painting, if it's "just" photoshopped then that's quite impressive, not that the other options aren't.
@Rami-me2ix
@Rami-me2ix 4 жыл бұрын
I dont think a trigintillion is a number but if it was it would be this 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
@beng7175
@beng7175 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rami-me2ix no 1×10^1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more like
@ZiechieZeechless
@ZiechieZeechless 4 жыл бұрын
The photo was wrong, but Emkay is also wrong, He is a Facepalm himself.
@briishcabbage568
@briishcabbage568 4 жыл бұрын
Damien: The Hubble telescope is on earth Me: **facepalms internally**
@raylectro
@raylectro 2 жыл бұрын
damien seems really dedicated to his job tho. his laugh is so good, its literally iconic
@Gia1911Logous
@Gia1911Logous 4 жыл бұрын
The Bible 2 already exists... It's called "Rohan Kishibe goes to Gucci"
@chromosomeman
@chromosomeman 4 жыл бұрын
HEBUNZU DOA
@helloitsme4388
@helloitsme4388 4 жыл бұрын
Heavens Door!
@cocolarge1435
@cocolarge1435 4 жыл бұрын
*Y E S*
@AffyMoon
@AffyMoon 4 жыл бұрын
HEBUENS DWAAA
@thebrightstartt9294
@thebrightstartt9294 4 жыл бұрын
I REFUSE!
@josephstalin7353
@josephstalin7353 5 жыл бұрын
How can we be one of the smartest beings on Earth and yet still be the dumbest?
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 5 жыл бұрын
4th smartest
@mantycoo4848
@mantycoo4848 5 жыл бұрын
The ghost of Joseph Stalin haunts by commenting
@johipo3699
@johipo3699 4 жыл бұрын
@@mantycoo4848 I agree.
@randomdude6376
@randomdude6376 5 жыл бұрын
7:21 how can I train to become a *NASA SUPER SNIPER*
@zicnov4794
@zicnov4794 5 жыл бұрын
Dapper :I *GLOBETARD*
@not_a_real_cow-9701
@not_a_real_cow-9701 5 жыл бұрын
Best insult ever you gloptard 😂
@switchsurf
@switchsurf 5 жыл бұрын
Good question.
@quinnception631
@quinnception631 Жыл бұрын
First,you gotta get to level 50 ,then get a headshot from a shuttle
@eggseventy4905
@eggseventy4905 4 жыл бұрын
As an ex-mormon who resents the church greatly, the Obi-Wan Kenobi thing made me very happy
@FloatingOer
@FloatingOer 4 жыл бұрын
"Bible 2"... That's called: "The New Testament"
@parkerlee8071
@parkerlee8071 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. As a Latter-Day Saint I wish to clarify: If the Bible (Old and New Testaments) is the original 6 movies, then the Book of Mormon is Rogue One, providing another testament of Christ and detailing His ministry in the Americas post resurrection.
@tlg1310
@tlg1310 4 жыл бұрын
I'm angry that your not wrong
@wesleyfan55
@wesleyfan55 4 жыл бұрын
*_If the Bible is so great, why isn't there a Bible 3?_*
@FloatingOer
@FloatingOer 4 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyfan55 I think that one is called the Quran, and the bible 4 is called The Book of Mormon. Though The Book of Mormon was a remake of the sequel of "the bible 2" making "the bible 3" not cannon anymore, though the community is split on which version is the best one and should be considered cannon.
@xx_weirdnesskween_xx1479
@xx_weirdnesskween_xx1479 4 жыл бұрын
The Bible is the Old and New Testament siR
@melaniesyntyche350
@melaniesyntyche350 4 жыл бұрын
Heh, I actually get the "Is the Earth a Libra" one. It's an "Good Omens" thing.
@TomatoRadio
@TomatoRadio 3 жыл бұрын
*a
@microwave5674
@microwave5674 3 жыл бұрын
Me being a libra: ... mabey I am earth... Edit: I'm 2 lazy to correct the spelling so plz don't mind
@lisaty5937
@lisaty5937 3 жыл бұрын
It's so cute that you added a whole new sentence explaining how you didn't wanna fix a typo 🤩
@hoftheunknown3808
@hoftheunknown3808 5 жыл бұрын
2:08 The earth being a libra is a reference to Good Omens (I think). Just someone decided to look up whether the TV show was true. I don't blame them, it would be great. -A Libra.
@minsugageniusjjangjjangman6228
@minsugageniusjjangjjangman6228 5 жыл бұрын
Being a Libra is fun Like when you dish out icecream Everything must be exactly the same, but if there's a little bit left.... You better know that's mine
@sweetsakae.j.k4303
@sweetsakae.j.k4303 5 жыл бұрын
I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I was wondering if someone noticed the reference I am livid
@antitheist3206
@antitheist3206 5 жыл бұрын
According to biblical researchers centuries ago, the earth was created on October 23rd. So Earth is a scorpio.
@Stefisgarden
@Stefisgarden 5 жыл бұрын
@@antitheist3206 Okay, but they didn't say definitively that the earth is a libra. They just said it was a reference to Good Omens. Because it is. God says this in the first episode
@abithefallenhuman921
@abithefallenhuman921 5 жыл бұрын
This tells us two things. 1. The Earth, is a Libra. 2. These spiritual creatures are, the big gay!
@teistix
@teistix 3 жыл бұрын
6:43 - Oh, Damien. If you only knew what the future held...
@kraemergamer9388
@kraemergamer9388 4 жыл бұрын
Emkay: I’m taking away your voting rights Me under 18: haha I’ve never had any *cries silently*
@cisalzlman
@cisalzlman 5 жыл бұрын
Not only does the Bible have a sequel ( the New Testament) the Bible is the terminator franchise -A lot people think the second one is the best -fans get into massive agreement ms over small detail changes ( deleted emotion chip scene) - the cannon of the franchise get really confusing after the second movie
@japanpanda2179
@japanpanda2179 5 жыл бұрын
What comes after the second movie though?
@cisalzlman
@cisalzlman 5 жыл бұрын
@@japanpanda2179 the book of Mormon or the Quran depends on your fandom
@japanpanda2179
@japanpanda2179 5 жыл бұрын
@@cisalzlman Makes sense, great analogy.
@firrigagamer8281
@firrigagamer8281 5 жыл бұрын
Charlie Salzman There was that retcon in the Quran about how the guy who died on the cross was actually Judas and not Jesus so yeah. Pretty confusing.
@sadcat1565
@sadcat1565 5 жыл бұрын
as a christian terminator fan, i concur
@usagibun6564
@usagibun6564 4 жыл бұрын
"Can you patch my heart with ramen?"
@ThisHandleIsNotTaken.
@ThisHandleIsNotTaken. 4 жыл бұрын
Damien be like "The hubble in f*ckin earth" Me, NASA, and Everyone Else: What you say?
@sakurey.
@sakurey. 5 жыл бұрын
3:27 That needs to be in a r/roastme, Damien is on FIRE!
@Trump-a-Tron
@Trump-a-Tron 5 жыл бұрын
I K R?!! Whatta great burn! xD
@janiecolvin6871
@janiecolvin6871 5 жыл бұрын
In that bald high schoolers defense, one of my exes hairline started receding when we were 16. We’re 23 now and he’s gone mr. clean on us 🤣
@TrashDeviant
@TrashDeviant 5 жыл бұрын
If I ever went bald I'd just grow an epic beard and get sleeve tattoos. Probably get a motorcycle too. So far all I've got to worry about is my grey hairs. Runs in my family, I'll probably be a silver fox by the time I'm 40. Already started to get a bit of a Frederick Douglass thing going on and I'm barely in my 30s.
@jarofarts6040
@jarofarts6040 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you dare dirty my god's name. Mr. Clean is my savior
@cpt.cuckmeals4332
@cpt.cuckmeals4332 4 жыл бұрын
F
@Royal_Garbage
@Royal_Garbage 5 жыл бұрын
“Is earth a Libra?” Me, a good omens fan: Yes, yes it is
@m.a.a9794
@m.a.a9794 5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Gaevbon
@Gaevbon 5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@BlueMiaou
@BlueMiaou 5 жыл бұрын
i'm a libra
@japanpanda2179
@japanpanda2179 5 жыл бұрын
I act like a Libra but I'm actually a Taurus. Living proof that zodiacs are a myth. Anyway... Yeah, Good Omens gave the Libra date, but that was some 16th-century Christian who "calculated" it and they just took inspiration from.
@sixraccoonsinatrenchcoat154
@sixraccoonsinatrenchcoat154 5 жыл бұрын
@@japanpanda2179 actually no, there are two different signs a person has. I can't remember what they're called but one is birthday-based and the other is how you present yourself.
@executeinc9756
@executeinc9756 4 жыл бұрын
8:08 because lars saw the future and was mad because Jason "FOCKING LEFT THE BAND"
@smolboi1222
@smolboi1222 5 жыл бұрын
2:14 “Is the Earth a Libra” That’s a reference to Good Omens. It referred to, according to God in the show, Earth was born under the Libra constellation.
@japanpanda2179
@japanpanda2179 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, I thought so too.
@TheCapelessCrusader
@TheCapelessCrusader 5 жыл бұрын
7:59 "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch" sounds like a prompt that would be featured in Gavin or Google.
@Kadskudai
@Kadskudai 5 жыл бұрын
Damians laugh is contagious on multiple levels, it isnt even a problem he has such a good laugh
@dudeboykaid
@dudeboykaid 3 жыл бұрын
“Is the earth a Libra” isn’t actually a dumb question, it’s a reference to Good Omens xD both the book and the show
@페르난도-t3e
@페르난도-t3e 5 жыл бұрын
8:03 I get that reference, in Lost, there is a scene where Hugo is in his house and his dad comes and finds sayid in the couch and says " why is there a dead Pakistani in my couch"... Damn I'm a freak
@emillybech3837
@emillybech3837 5 жыл бұрын
Damien: the hubble space telescope is on the earth. Me: Facepalm
@Sip_Dhit
@Sip_Dhit 5 жыл бұрын
2:38 ah yes when I get injured unexpectedly I'll make sure its during the late hours of the day
@ferneelsass5911
@ferneelsass5911 4 жыл бұрын
The only reason I'd call 911 on McDonald's is if the ice cream machine is working
@AndreiSelescu
@AndreiSelescu 5 жыл бұрын
Bet you looked in the mirror at 1:43, The hubble was launched into space mate
@jt8821
@jt8821 5 жыл бұрын
Double facepalm
@khaledmahamedbouachat8990
@khaledmahamedbouachat8990 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if he was serious or joking about the Hubble telescope being on earth LOL
@liesalllies
@liesalllies 5 жыл бұрын
He's also not familiar with the cities of either Madrid or Pittsburgh. Do not think that's a joke. Too busy making Reddit videos to pay attention in school I guess.
@alsee8705
@alsee8705 5 жыл бұрын
@@liesalllies What's with all the constant insults that i see getting hurled at Damien?
@liesalllies
@liesalllies 5 жыл бұрын
@@alsee8705 you mean the guy who posts daily videos calling others idiot and moron repeatedly, while consistently demonstrating his own ignorance? He literally does not know basic common facts, stating that is hardly an insult. ESPECIALLY in the context of how insulting he is on over half his videos lmao.
@dracos0024
@dracos0024 5 жыл бұрын
@@shrimp5444 Still, though, if he hurls insults at others for being stupid it's only fair to return the favor if he does or says something stupid.
@OryxTheMadGod3
@OryxTheMadGod3 5 жыл бұрын
"if the bible is so great then why isn't there a Bible 2?" *_weell technically_*
@funnymeme1847
@funnymeme1847 5 жыл бұрын
It’s called: *Minecraft Essential Handbook: Updated Edition*
@pure_jan9463
@pure_jan9463 5 жыл бұрын
@@funnymeme1847 o my god XD
@shelleyjackson9443
@shelleyjackson9443 4 жыл бұрын
“Hubble telescope is on earth stupid” The original was, but nasa made a version to be sent to space and is now orbiting earth at 17 thousand km an hour
@tcs3888
@tcs3888 3 жыл бұрын
@Caiden Carriere and i dont see nothing bad about it
@FoxheimStudios
@FoxheimStudios 4 жыл бұрын
3:29 Maureen, more like moron, *santa laugh intensifies*
@lysandish3265
@lysandish3265 5 жыл бұрын
I gotta say that Damien has by far the best laugh I’ve ever heard
@Dom03c
@Dom03c 5 жыл бұрын
i love how Damien laughs at his own jokes
@vitex198
@vitex198 4 жыл бұрын
2:55 I mean, if Bernie eats less than 10% of his cake, he technically gave away 90% of it.
@DanaTheInsane
@DanaTheInsane 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gives away 90% of their birthday cake. If this guy had any friends he would know that.
@Apoteoza
@Apoteoza 5 жыл бұрын
1:38 please say it was sarcasm. I beg of you.
@mikel4616
@mikel4616 5 жыл бұрын
Apoteoza indeed
@tanascia
@tanascia 5 жыл бұрын
Damien: "Can you patch my heart with Ramen?" Me: "Mine definitly." Love me some good Ramen! =P
@TrashDeviant
@TrashDeviant 5 жыл бұрын
I read this while eating ramen. So far, it hasn't patched my heart. But my stomach kinda hurts a bit less now.
@iseemeinfood5760
@iseemeinfood5760 5 жыл бұрын
6:55 Clean up afteR ourselves Use Our time wisely Use mAnners Listen to adultR
@Shatugi
@Shatugi 5 жыл бұрын
Cuul roar
@humanperson7065
@humanperson7065 5 жыл бұрын
AdultR
@mantycoo4848
@mantycoo4848 5 жыл бұрын
I see me in food You’re the smartest person who ever lived
@iseemeinfood5760
@iseemeinfood5760 5 жыл бұрын
Aaden Russell, wow thx imma sub 2 u
@adma6672
@adma6672 4 жыл бұрын
Aaden Russell I didnt realise u were reffering to him so I thought u were like having r/ihadastroke or r/boneappletea
@adityamaram6293
@adityamaram6293 4 жыл бұрын
"why is there something rather than nothing" is actually the name of a video made by exurb1a
@harris-ashraff
@harris-ashraff 5 жыл бұрын
9:02 Guy: battery 0% Also guy: *surprised pikachu face* i know, dead meme
@beetdabrat
@beetdabrat 5 жыл бұрын
Dead meme for a dead battery.
@TommyElijahCabelloReal
@TommyElijahCabelloReal 4 жыл бұрын
@@beetdabrat as dead as the guy's brain
@undefishin
@undefishin 4 жыл бұрын
DOUBLE DEAD ME SINCE "X: also X:" RETARDED FORMAT MEME DETECTED WOO WEE WOO WEE
@dancingtriangle9700
@dancingtriangle9700 4 жыл бұрын
@@undefishin Gee thanks.
@Lydiumm
@Lydiumm 5 жыл бұрын
2:47 I had to laugh so hard at this bc there's literally a kid at my school who is BALDING, you heard that right BALDING.
@water9151
@water9151 5 жыл бұрын
Oh wow a kid that is _blading_
@getspaded
@getspaded 4 жыл бұрын
“The Hubble telescope is on earth, idiot.” r/ facepalm
@mickytherat8020
@mickytherat8020 4 жыл бұрын
OI JOSUKE DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME RATS IN WW1 WERE AS BIG AS REGULAR CATS? AIN'T THAT NEATO MOSQUITO
@OneAndOnlyMichael2
@OneAndOnlyMichael2 4 жыл бұрын
6:30, can we all agree Damien is an amazing narrator?
@jisaacray
@jisaacray 5 жыл бұрын
Emkay: Hubble telescope is on earth Me: 🤦‍♂️
@Zephyeran
@Zephyeran 5 жыл бұрын
In the Dining Room, We: Respect our seating/area by cleaning up Only use manners Always manage time wisely Respect our adults Boom. Not that hard to get a semi decent acronym. Ah well. They tried.
@zanyraccoon6361
@zanyraccoon6361 4 жыл бұрын
No, they really didn't try.
@jasonc584
@jasonc584 5 жыл бұрын
This video is the facepalm. Cause of 1:40. The hubble SPACE telescope is in SPACE! It is in space in orbit around the earth...
@jasonc584
@jasonc584 5 жыл бұрын
@xd mxc he wasn't joking when he said that...
@brandoncollado8881
@brandoncollado8881 4 жыл бұрын
Damien, we all know Clownfish are secretly Apex Predators. Have you ever seen them straight up punk a shark?
@b0ks511
@b0ks511 5 жыл бұрын
Yea like, why is there no kfc in finland? I wanna taste it. You can put me in r/facepalm or something cuz i did'nt really get it
@pelias3791
@pelias3791 5 жыл бұрын
Moi
@jellypopmaster5059
@jellypopmaster5059 5 жыл бұрын
Kyllä muoki vituttaa
@Official_Youtube_Support
@Official_Youtube_Support 5 жыл бұрын
tere ukkoli poju
@sachiel197
@sachiel197 5 жыл бұрын
most of these questions weren't stupid and is there seriously no kfc in finland? cause that sucks
@eliaslamsa6541
@eliaslamsa6541 5 жыл бұрын
No älä huoli KFC on aika paskaa
@pabloserranogarcia7557
@pabloserranogarcia7557 5 жыл бұрын
“¿Qual es tù numeró de telefónó?” Your Spanish is almost as funny as your laugh lmao
@xdYoshi
@xdYoshi 5 жыл бұрын
"why is there no kfc in finland" Yes, I agree with that
@draw2death421
@draw2death421 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@chellinacell7450
@chellinacell7450 5 жыл бұрын
Smae
@Heyo727
@Heyo727 5 жыл бұрын
I suscribed, i be mad lad
@snoozyfest1140
@snoozyfest1140 3 жыл бұрын
Damien:can you fix my heart with Ramen? Me:what heart?
@chat2807
@chat2807 5 жыл бұрын
Random person: vaccines cause cancer Karen’s worldwide: *we can make a religion out of this.*
@AffyMoon
@AffyMoon 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Wurtz reference nice
@kaelanmcalpine2011
@kaelanmcalpine2011 5 жыл бұрын
No, don't
@kailyne4935
@kailyne4935 5 жыл бұрын
Nah nah nah. Light bulbs cause cancer.
@duckduckinator3185
@duckduckinator3185 5 жыл бұрын
James Games People that have common sense: Please dont
@armoredwings4182
@armoredwings4182 4 жыл бұрын
"Is the earth a libre" Oooohh I see a Good Omens reference
@angelahoffman119
@angelahoffman119 5 жыл бұрын
Hubble was put into orbit in 1990. It orbits 340 miles out. Damien, le sigh
@SplaydEST
@SplaydEST 3 жыл бұрын
Turns out, the person who was arrested for “saving his dog”, was arrested because the police asked him not to go in because it was dangerous for firefighters and risk their lives.
@LilithCatgirl
@LilithCatgirl 5 жыл бұрын
At 12:20 I'm pretty sure that person was joking. Hopefully.
@mogsy1313
@mogsy1313 5 жыл бұрын
“Is the earth a Libra?” good omens follows me everywhere I go, huh
@VetusDea
@VetusDea 5 жыл бұрын
_You know the Hubble Telescope's on Earth, right?_ "The Hubble Space Telescope is a space telescope that was launched into low Earth orbit in 1990 and remains in operation." - Wikipedia ver nas
@brettsorby2
@brettsorby2 5 жыл бұрын
I just had to stop the video and check the Hubble telescope was still in space. It is. Damien be facepalming himself today.
@eisenklad
@eisenklad 5 жыл бұрын
i was wondering if he's r/whoooosh-ing us right now
@tallakbertin
@tallakbertin 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@m1lkweed
@m1lkweed 5 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it, damn it :)
@demonthing7506
@demonthing7506 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@TinyDeskEngineer
@TinyDeskEngineer 3 жыл бұрын
"Voting is now done by a dice" Considering what's been happening recently, I thought that was how they were doing it already
@DanaTheInsane
@DanaTheInsane 3 жыл бұрын
Actually this was the most monitored and recounted election in the history of the United States.
@TinyDeskEngineer
@TinyDeskEngineer 3 жыл бұрын
@@DanaTheInsane I wasn't talking about the last election, I was talking about the one before that one.
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 4 жыл бұрын
0:00 I know a bit about those clowns. This was probably a young malcontent's trolling. There's plenty of... _rebels_ in the... _order._ :D :D :D :I :D
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 4 жыл бұрын
Haha Im really glad to hear that and love that reference u included lol
@tufekung4618
@tufekung4618 5 жыл бұрын
7:08 So you are looking att the price diffrence when it says gender above and Kids/Adults under?
@Hexabyte_Studios
@Hexabyte_Studios 5 жыл бұрын
Both are facepalms, but ok
@Unethical.FandubsGames
@Unethical.FandubsGames 5 жыл бұрын
The added facepalm is Emkay being "only a dollar" and it's not even a dollar.
@pumpkingreg6673
@pumpkingreg6673 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hexabyte_Studios that's the point of the comment, but ok
@Hexabyte_Studios
@Hexabyte_Studios 5 жыл бұрын
@@pumpkingreg6673 I don't know what you're talking about, but ok
@pumpkingreg6673
@pumpkingreg6673 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hexabyte_Studios ok, but ok
@wb8211
@wb8211 5 жыл бұрын
I’m now trying to work out how much of this subreddit is satire
@ricebowlrene7464
@ricebowlrene7464 5 жыл бұрын
A TON of it is satire taken seriously
@radicalred6026
@radicalred6026 5 жыл бұрын
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r/Facepalm | Why are people like this?
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r/Facepalm | WOW
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r/Facepalm | that ain't mila kunis...
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r/Facepalm | HOW
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r/Murderedbywords "You Look Like A ******"
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