r/Murderedbywords "You Look Like A ******"

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[@Mollusk_Magus]

9:20 no, this guys family tree is a cactus; its a straight line and full of pricks

[@funnymeme1847]

*The most underrated comment of the century.*

[@Mollusk_Magus]

Meme Explorer I got this from reddit

[@funnymeme1847]

*...still the most underrated comment of the century...I think...*

[@moony4412]

CatJamKitten OMG Y E S

[@CommanderM-bh4rz]

DAMN

[@DanteTheBreadGoddess]

RSlash: I don’t even know any James Theodd1sout: *cries in animation*

[@peanutcruncher1349]

F

[@bloomingjellyfish]

@@peanutcruncher1349 . . .

[@nottoogoodevan1715]

AWWWWWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAN

[@dragonic7381]

James Charles: cries in unholiness

[@cheririchards6775]

WTF

[@XenoFireStar]

The thing that bugs me about the "those jobs are meant for teens" argument is that they say that, but then still expect those businesses to be open on weekdays at noon for lunch. You know, when the teens who are supposed to be the only ones in those positions are at school.

[@khaotictrash]

Exactly lmao like, how do they except a teenager to be in school AND do their job simultaneously? And lots of adults have those jobs too including myself, not everyone goes to college as soon as they graduate and most of the only jobs you can get with no college degree is retail, food service or factory work.

[@zvezdoblyat]

“Parents who vaccinate their kids without their consent are terrible parents” is like saying “parents who don’t ask their kids if they want to be born first are horrible”

[@KamenRiderFeline]

Supposedly that's the point that extreme antinatalists stand for. They just think that being is the evilest, most consent violating thing ever. You just can't go anywhere virtual without hitting a crackpot, you know.

[@arandomyoutubeaccount3166]

That second one sounds like something an anti-abortion individual would say.

[@zvezdoblyat]

@@arandomyoutubeaccount3166 lmaoo but do they ask? Cause 90% of the kids would rather not be living in this world....

[@arandomyoutubeaccount3166]

@@zvezdoblyat Yeah, sounds about right.

[@WillieManga]

@@zvezdoblyat If I were able to consent to being born I'd say "nope! Lemme die and start over in a different body! ... But let me keep my open mindedness!"

[@julianthiemann133]

This man looks like he sacrificed his kids for the McDonald's god

[@jessicapatterson1358]

تفرتردتگردتگرددےترشگدشدگتگدءدءےفشھھففےےجتچدگفچھدءتتدےءفدتگھگھجکگگھیھجففگھفھفگھچفگچھھفےچءےفءدےتءےےءتے &٪*&٪&*&+٪*-٪&+٪*+&٪+&+-&"٨٦&-+&"-+٪٨٧&٨" ٧&&-)-+؛-؛-:؛+؛-&+&--+)&-)-+)+'&+)-++)'٧)'+)-+)-)+)-++)'-+-+:٨٨٨٨-)&- Translate: I want some McDonald's but I don't want kids hmmm

[@MemeSlayer982]

And get double dead by the Doomslayer

[@reneebear3641]

Lee Payne Rip & Tear Until It Is Done

[@natalie022]

Oof

[@mcguffinb8320]

keep the like at 666

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

That guy looks like the human equivalent of an unsalted pretzel

[@CadenceWallace]

Don’t insult unsalted pretzels.

[@arisneisys]

All pretzels suck Period.

[@Schtauffen04]

@@arisneisys b- BRUH SUCKA NO PRETZELS ARE GREAT

[@Atticus9999]

If he was any more inbred he'd be a sandwich

[@landenwatson2443]

I laughed way to hard at this😂😂😂😂. Not that anyone cares tho🥺😂

[@Kerguelen1]

He’s not a baker, nor a sandwich maker, but something tells me that he’s in-bread (bred).

[@Stormtytan]

I saw that picture and immediately called him "Trumplestilskin."

[@nickyt4118]

Oh my that is good. 🤣

[@xxscared_rosexx5623]

I was in a doctor's office waiting room it is quiet and I just randomly burst out laughing I have never been so embarrassed so good job my dude this was good

[@piccolobolding5059]

Genius

[@sophiaedits9833]

PFFT- BAHAHAHAHAHA DAMNNNNNN

[@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch]

Aaaannndddd I just found my new favorite insult!

[@amycaires8499]

All I kept repeating, where the woman was saying the blogger would lose her looks at 45, was; please be over 45. Please be over 45. Yes. *happy dance.

[@KlavierMenn]

Well.. black people tend to retain their youthful appearance, if they do take care. And that benefit extends to descendants, even if they do not have black skin. Exhibut A, myself. If I shave my beard off, I also shave at least 10 years off my appearance

[@ciape7547]

But.. they be 44

[@jb35056]

Boom. 333 likes.

[@ratsmacker693]

@@ciape7547 they will be I thing 46 this year with what big shaq calls "quik mafs"

[@_meekio4844]

Dances with you one year later*

[@PainfulJoy]

Buddy in the red hat looks like he secretly had his sistermom write his name on the underside of the visor, and he's trying to read it so he can introduce himself to the camera.

[@chunkymonkey435]

Can he even write his own name?

[@Mar-uc7kk]

The further down the comments I read, the better these get. Treat yourself, that one was perfect XD

[@blahbleh5671]

sister/mom/wife

[@randomperson2888]

Haha 😂

[@funnypenelope]

Noice

[@outoflineimperial1100]

8:50 that man's hat should be changed to, "Make my family tree normal for once!"

[@daddyjames3669]

The fact that he said "wideos" instead of "videos" at the beginning makes me respect him so much more

[@seanrist4111]

"If I traded a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change back" That's kinda it

[@Disgustingly_Evil]

Damn

[@cediviannareeda4305]

To be fair, he did give you his two cents

[@duke_of_destruction]

0.9% tax on that

[@thatonenoob7854]

If I had to pay a penny for every time you used your brain, I'd be the richest person on Earth.

[@granpappytom5540]

I'm using this.

[@everymoviehero9248]

"This dudes family tree is probably a wreath.." there is no burn unit in the universe that can treat that

[@ponkeypink6593]

That guy looks like slice of bread trying to count his IQ.

[@Kaztlevania]

He has a IQ level?

[@kittygrimm7301]

I'm kinda torn about the kid in the dress. If he actually *wants* to wear a dress, then yeah he shouldn't be bullied for it, but if the parent was making him wear a dress to prove a point, that's despicable. If you want to make a point about gender stereotypes, go ahead, but don't use your kid as a pawn for that.

[@doges1537]

Dam right.

[@lancetheking7524]

yep.

[@Paidnotspaid420]

EXACTLY

[@cleveridiotpart1128]

Considering the post said that the child “no longer wanted to go in a dress” I’d guess he was somewhat forced into that by the mother which is just enforcing the gender stereotype even more because that kid might grow up to think he should be “manly” and not wear “girly clothes” but that’s only my opinion from the limited information gathered

[@aktiv8301]

True dat

[@blake432]

"your family tree is a wreath" deserves broad and general adoption.

[@The-Omega-Blade]

pretty sure they're so ruined in the head they think it's christmas still and just rolled with it into their insult

[@blake432]

@@The-Omega-Blade i don't think we watched the same video.

[@generic-george]

If anyone didn't get it, a family tree goes down generations in the branches lower. He said his family tree is a wreath because its round. Implying that he's inbred as it keeps going round.

[@Yatalu]

r/rareinsults/comments/ar52qu (Which is a pretty good subreddit too btw)

[@RenGraes]

Hey buddy! Your sister called! She wants her child support!

[@codyholley]

That dude looks like he was hit on the head by mario and Luigi's hammers at the same time

[@dawnstar6727]

rSlash's savage commentary is giving me life!! I need more videos like this one because he's just not as sassy anymore and I really miss it.

[@reanukeeves3923]

The dude’s eyes are looking back like that because he keeps looking for his brain, and hasn’t found anything yet.

[@nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183]

He's blind.

[@justsomepersonontheinterne7003]

Your profile is cursed

[@shanellhixenbaugh55]

ur pfp and user just- icoNic, amAzing 👏

[@idkaname528]

His brain is the proof that there is something smaller than an atom

[@NekoSteamBoy]

if the 12y old wants to wear a dress its one thing. forcing him is just child abuse

[@McWolfTx]

Its ridiculous, you believe that a biological male should be able to wear a dress if they choose to, but you force someone who wants to wear pants or shorts to wear a dress, makes no sense.

[@kvngcasim7712]

Ashley Morales where do you get the idea that they forced anyone to wear a dress...

[@NekoSteamBoy]

@@kvngcasim7712 I guess he can't understand what I wrote 😂

[@McWolfTx]

@@NekoSteamBoy for real! 😅

[@929er13]

exactly.

[@user-vx7et2wy8m]

That guy does lines of monster but one time he sniffed an extra chromosome

[@punkeep]

His one brain cell dings around his head like a widow screen saver

[@sirmeme2151]

You said wideos vrong

[@jonny5149]

yeAh aNd??? you sAiD “wrong” wRonG!!1!1!!! ID1OT!!2231!!

[@BXKN039]

@@jonny5149 I think you got wooshed.

[@zeflammenwerfer1772]

@@BXKN039 No you just did

[@jonny5149]

??? no you did. who in their right mind unironically uses numbers with their exclamation points

[@watersheep3419]

geckodog someone meming

[@dracofirex]

"YEAH KAREN." "THIS IS ALL YOU KAREN." DAMMIT KAREN." People, to me: What's your name? Me: *mumbles inaudibly*

[@karenedithgalindo]

dracofirex Same

[@jonathanmackay8014]

I'm ugly laughing

[@dracofirex]

@@tylerbyrd5849 XD

[@BLODSWIPER]

Karen the Kraken.

[@cjearnest203]

oof

[@Emisop]

5:46 I got fry oil in my eye on my third day of working at McDonald's. And I was being careful. It's never 100% safe in the back of fast food resturants.

[@deermancr8007]

He looks like his mom told him that if he ate non-stop and looked at the sun he would become a tree

[@AngelaWizard101]

That black girl is so gorgeous. That other women replying is probably aging like a banana and she just mad

[@bjornadell2748]

Hahahahaha, aging like a banana!! That one cracked me up! Thanks :)

[@lancetheking7524]

probably rotten

[@KlavierMenn]

Can confirm. My ex mother in law was this old black lady with gorgeous hazel/greenish eyes. She was over 60 I think and aside her fading to white hair, she didn't looked over 45. Here In my country we have a saying about the youthful appearance of black people: When a black person has white hair, surely he's over 90

[@GodOfPlague]

She aged extremely well. I did not expect 45 to be how old she is. She has treated herself well and taken care of her body. It should be more of an inspiration instead of the putdown she got.

[@KlavierMenn]

@@GodOfPlague Eh, women tend to be jealous of other women that reach THAT age and do not show signs of aging

[@blackshadowarts4540]

Dude looks like the hills have eyes meets Burger King

[@nikkimurphy5312]

Daaaaannnnnngggggtt

[@idkaname528]

He is looking at his future and past at the same time and both are bad

[@KyberAxion7]

@@idkaname528 What future?

[@lonewolfbadassery]

"SHOTS FIRED!"

[@mrmidnight6341]

Pooh damn

[@tonychang6014]

He looks like how you would think a guy with an empty vacuum inside his head that's pulling his eyes in would look

[@ramonelastname5811]

I had to stop at about 5:30 because I remembered how often my dad would come home with some kind of injury while working jobs like these, and I started thinking about how different things might have been if he had been paid a decent amount of money for his effort. All I can really do is think about it, and I'll probably be doing that all night now.

[@dunklesans9956]

That dude's family tree is the recycling symbol

[@82dorrin]

NICE!! lol

[@doi5451]

Dude his family tree is probably a ladder

[@motap4935]

*trash

[@gbrea6137]

r/rareinsults

[@sparkylynx8723]

dang yall really gonna hate this guy for being in a reddit post....

[@jordans7028]

This channel has had some of the craziest growth I've ever seen from a small channel. Less than a week ago he had 9k subs when I subbed, and now hes at 100k in only a few days. Truly incredible

[@FBI-de4jv]

Damn

[@fleety007gaming9]

Another youtuber called bumfris went from 10k to almost 90k

[@colliehouse8362]

Eric Cartman I seen one girl reach 1 million in only a month stuff like that is really impressive

[@dragonfire3314]

Once my dog got over 150 followers on insta because I posted on #gsd one time

[@dragonfire3314]

@Luna_g1rl

[@MahsaKaerra]

That one about whether or not retail workers deserve a living wage. Well, with the virus thing going on right now and the fact that retail workers are literally putting their lives on the line. Yeah, they deserve a goddamn living wage.

[@schnitzel8195]

His sarcasm can be so on point sometimes that it can be hard to tell when it’s sarcasm

[@FrancisR420]

Weird you'd think Humpty Dumpty would be against building a wall

[@charlesalexander4691]

that was good.

[@Kevin-sd9ec]

@David Akpaleapik wow, thank you. I was sooooooo lost!

[@HUEEY]

That was clever

[@spicylizards4714]

BE VEWY VEWY QUIET IM HUNTING FOR WABBITS

[@beepboop2021]

SPICYLIZARDS 34876 no u

[@benibbotson2014]

8:47 he looks like he's trying to count his IQ with his eyeballs.

[@michelleparker270]

The most powerful computer in the world cant calculate into negatives far enough to calculate that mans IQ.

[@Sagitta62]

how? by looking into his brain? ""yeah there it is"" buddy that is you hat size

[@ella353]

Some say he’s still looking to this day...

[@aktiv8301]

Wait, he has an IQ?

[@daniellebuchanan4864]

Shouldn't take him too long. Its only one digit.

[@wlageg9460]

he looks like he is getting a stroke and passionate hugging at once.

[@lunammoon8503]

Fun Fact: In Leviticus 20:13, the Hebrew translation uses different words for the two men in question. One of the words for men suggests that that one was particularly younger. This means that an accurate translation would be anti-inappropriate child touching rather than anti-gay. Now, there might be a reason why the church would mistranslate a verse clearly saying that men who harm children in that way should be put to death but I'm sure it was an accident.

[@DrYeet2704]

Did we really need to know some extra Religious Studies material?

[@wta1518]

KZbin is now broken, I have negative 5:09 left in the video.

[@ohyeahbonsai]

@@wta1518 no it isn't it just tells you how much is left

[@wta1518]

@@ohyeahbonsai your brain is broken because it can't get the joke.

[@MonzoTheClown]

I've heard about this.

[@Melonhii]

As a Celt, I hereby formally invite everyone to celebrate Halloween

[@gottendrop4026]

Thank you

[@quizyn900]

Dude looks like he eats sand and calls it “fine dining”

[@rayhayden6220]

"... Which looks like my comment section whenever I mispronounce a word in my widio," is probably the best line I've heard this man deliver

[@hotchocohoe3439]

I got vaccinated without my consent- My mother doesn’t need my consent to keep me alive-

[@RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin]

I was born without consent. She let me choose to vaccinate but fortunately, I thought I had more to live for at the time and said yes.

[@xevairYT]

9:20 that mans family tree is a dead bush from minecraft.

[@albertterry2770]

Rare insult...

[@KarmatheCorgi]

Useless... only good for sticks.

[@theunexaminedlife2170]

Im gonna post this on r/rareinsults

[@winnipeginstinct]

so small, ugly and useless?

[@enteryournamehere6093]

Here's the link if anyone's interested www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/c9szso/anyone_else_here_play_minecraft/

[@uh_logan]

7:30 “Parents who get their kid a surgeon to fix their broken, rotting, leaking insides without their consent are terrible parents. No exceptions.”

[@toastthemost2473]

That guy is the first survivor of human-pig gene splicing. His face inspired the pigmen from Minecraft, the boomers from Left4Dead, and Majin Buu's belly. Legend says he once ate the entire butter section at his local Wal-Mart.

[@nanofate4118]

honestly i don't think that there is a worse burn than his existence. just think: every day he has to get up, look in the mirror, and realize that he is him and nothing he does will ever change that

[@VolumeZero374]

i dont think he realises anything at all. ever

[@user-wp9hd3uj3n]

0:31 poor cat, imagine living with a person who insults someone for winning a gold medal but over slept

[@nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183]

Yeah we can't even sleep anymore.

[@katherineknapp6604]

Dude looks so drunk that he might fall out of his own bed trying to sleep it off. Lol

[@meslathman1211]

Someone:calls Boris gay for cooking and making hat for Artyom Me:You talking real shit for someone in crusading distance

[@nashidragneel4980]

KZbin: WAS THAT SWEARING?? AND DID YOU SHOW A FRUITS 'FRUIT' *demonetizes*

[@albertterry2770]

Also KZbin: *demonitizes anti-vax channels*

[@luistornez-martinez6340]

Fr fr lmao

[@ogcrazycatlady]

O, go hug yourself passionately °x°

[@TheeNero]

@@albertterry2770 *monetizes That's how stupid YT is

[@paulalaux3906]

Monitises rap god by eminem

[@ej.crusing6130]

‘2007 called, it wants it 12 year old back’

[@ryanagee5388]

ej. crusing how dare you

[@scedgybaby]

👀 what they said

[@alienprince4337]

n- no, i don't want to go

[@grimtone6892]

Nope

[@phphat408]

You won't take me alive!

[@nickihervan9863]

His family tree is a wreath is the best burn - it’s genius 😆

[@greystratford2039]

That guy was the kind of person to be confused by a piece of paper with please turn over on both sides

[@kewuo]

That persons head is 0.0001% facial features, the rest is a football

[@funnymeme1847]

Me and my family have this ongoing tradition that we guess all of our presents are a football. If I had to open a present and see that thing, I’d burn down the Christmas tree.

[@eviejefferies7965]

I think he looks more like 50% football, 49.99% potato and 0.01% face

[@matthewherndon6488]

12:34 “Foxes are lupine, not canine.” THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY PHYSICALLY HURTS.

[@KnookBook]

Sis I- Stop ✋

[@mayonnaise6162]

I want to die after hearing that being said

[@ashildrtheswift3028]

Ikr?

[@psych0185]

Got owned by Tierzoo

[@barrocaspaula]

Why is that a thing?

[@Jacks_vert]

8:43 man looks like Sloth from the Goonies

[@hello-id3qd]

That guy looks like he just ran into a wall while he was waddling after an icecream truck.

[@monsterman9013]

I died when you typed "Tales from retail" "Ohhhhh"

[@uisimixen2193]

Monsterman901 but wait... if you died how can you then write this comment? r/quityourbullshit

[@maxinealexander9709]

@Michelle Aiko it's sarcasm. r/whoosh to you lmao

[@jamesm6638]

Whoa you made this video just for me? Thanks man ;-;

[@jamescampbell2592]

James M He made it just for me, what are you taking about you arrogant grunt? I,m block you

[@jamesm6638]

@@jamescampbell2592 no u

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

James Campbell I read that as agnorant

[@jamesbutler6939]

All of you are so arrogant and wrong he obviously made this video for me. Now seeing as we have the same name it's my right to be able to have all your Money!!

[@jamescampbell2592]

James Butler I would gladly take all of Campbell Soup’s money

[@Saturnpsrond]

*that* guy is so insufferable that even his eyebrows left him.

[@gottendrop4026]

That guy looks like he doesn’t even have a family tree, he looks like he was created in a lab and merged with the dna of a fish

[@Dorvin55]

Glub

[@scorpionblade4112]

That dude looks like my left tumb after i accidently dropped a purple work hard 5 pound weight on it

[@hrjdjdbduxnfbdh331]

Scorpion Blade HOLY SH** YOU F***ING KILLED HIM DUDE.

[@jeremysorejian]

Scorpion Blade Why a purple work hard weight why not just a weight

[@knightlypoleaxe2501]

Wait. A man being able to cook is now considered gay? That used to be considered a must-know skill.

[@MrSnowman777]

That used to be something you'd do for a woman to impress her right? I never learned to cook and i kinda want to so i can make something for my girlfriend.

[@knightlypoleaxe2501]

That was a skill that was supposed to be learned because it was *USEFUL* You don't learn to read to impress a girl, you learn to read because it is *USEFUL* Why is it always assumed that you learn skills to impress a girl? what is wrong with you people.

[@knightlypoleaxe2501]

In My mother's home country, What used to be the Soviet Union, Education was *STRICT.* They taught you how to sit properly and how to even hold your pen properly. I still think in the beginning, the USSR had more potential than this cesspool of a debate club.

[@atomicmudkipz3119]

Guess I'm gay

[@Soken50]

I'm gay, I can't cook to save my life, I'm doing my best learning though, prepared meals get old fast.

[@joehung1552]

The guy looks like he's one of the twins from Nothing But Trouble.

[@aidanbeheran4569]

New roast for this guy: He looks like every anti-vac person I’ve seen that lives past the age of 20.

[@saifiqbal8849]

That mans family tree ain’t a wreath.... It’s a goddamn line.

[@salty8202]

That 1 random dude 😂😂

[@SPastaL]

Not as funny, sorry

[@saifiqbal8849]

Understandable

[@tricksterhuss7513]

A line would be a tree, meaning the farther up it goes it braches off into different families making the main family bigger, if you mean a line with no branches then that mean that entire generation doesn't exist- A wreath is funny because it means the family it just going in circles in the reproduction aspect XD

[@saifiqbal8849]

Yeah I just got that. Thanks.

[@anonymousbub3410]

I love watching people criticize others for stupid things like pronunciation. Also you said videos wrong.

[@thynz3729]

omg he did it intentionally ur so stupid smfh rn

[@atoaster6715]

r/whoosh

[@neelamaxwell6841]

Woooosh

[@thynz3729]

r/doublewoooosh

[@polkkakoira]

Include me in the screenshot!

[@LoganHunte]

Ok, air force cadets here. I went to a lecture where we had a man, 60s or 70s, probably a boomer ( not insultingly) explain that he irons his own uniform because he doesn't trust his wife with the expectation that he is held to. It is not gay to be better at ironing than a woman, sometimes it's demanding of a career, especially one with high expectations and high pay. Anyone that thinks that doing "womanly activities" that are basically necessary to survive living alone can go eat 10 metres of barbed wire

[@user-eh2jk6mf9s]

When I was 8, I knew I needed a vaccine, so I didn't struggle and try to run from it. I ran after the doctor gave me the shot. I still hate being poked by the needle but now I just stare at the ceiling and tell the nurse "Do it! Do it already!".

[@HorrorPrincess]

I hope that guy divorces his wife/sister/mother so then his kids will have eyebrows and not look like constipated potatoes.

[@wta1518]

You misspelled twin.

[@piccolobolding5059]

Holy shit! Constipated potato? Fucking glorious, your highness!

[@jaivardhansingh9414]

The Gandhi quote (the second one) is actually real. He said this during a small pox epidemic when he realised that he made a mistake by imposing his views on thers

[@moobear5364]

Oh hell no smallpox ain't getting fuck them

[@aidanproulx6837]

Ok actually though thanks Singh. I was not entirely sure. Many thanks again.

[@Kaitivere]

Gandhi was a racist, idk why he would care

[@lool12366]

@@Kaitivere Lmao its not like Gandhi literally led the anti-racist movement in South Africa when he was there

[@Kaitivere]

@@lool12366 you might be surprised how selectively we remember people we are supposed to praise. Not to mention he was absolutely terrible to his wife.

[@WillieManga]

I love how the last one had the instigator impersonate an provaxx strawman and used "I" while the actual provaxxer used "we." As in, he's speaking for the community. And yeah, the latter person sure is right.

[@Coniimationss]

8:43 that guy is looking like a small nosed, distressed, human, cousin version of watto from star wars.

[@eqWillibrium]

I was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome before I was vaccinated. ‘Nuff said. Oh wait, I’m also working for an AA degree while still enrolled in high school (dual enrollment program). Almost forgot to mention THAT.

[@eqWillibrium]

Mateo JORGENSEN I appreciate you saying that! Honestly I expected people to either question the program I’m in, or just flat out not believe it

[@jborrego2406]

Wow thanks I have asthma An can run that means everyone with asthma can

[@eqWillibrium]

@@jborrego2406 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or actually thanking me. I was making a point that people on the autism spectrum aren't freaks or mentally handicapped, and that vaccinations don't cause autism.

[@Kuromipawz]

@@jborrego2406 I- What-

[@merenranemtyemsaf7874]

Last time I checked, Lunar new year was about the MOON, not Asian people

[@babusker6480]

I genualy made me cringe

[@doiu92]

bRo wE aRe ThE MoOn

[@Bladedcloud6159]

And also for the Hinduism, Muslim, and Jewish religions since they follow the lunar calendar for their events.

[@Scyllax]

Tambourine Cool Sun Myung MOON! Touche’!

[@DiamondYoshi101]

You are technically Correct Tambourine Cool. Let's hope you're not smacked during the Festival tho

[@Aubrin]

Dude looks like his two brain cells just bumped into each other and got into a fight.

[@davido.1233]

Fun fact about Leviticus, the entire section of Leviticus was mistranslated from its original Greek. The actual text refers to "If a man lays with a child as he lays with a woman..." and so forth, meaning you can't condemn homosexuality by using Leviticus.

[@spodq33]

His family tree wasn't a tree Or wreath It was a potato 1 big potato

[@mbkjohn7058]

More like a vine

[@ninjayajnin]

One baked in snow

[@spodq33]

@@ninjayajnin 😂😂😂😂

[@erickxrubio7246]

Aw crap now I want to make a baked potato now

[@UncleRussian.]

EY! As a Russian I fucking love potatoes, don't insult potatoes like this!

[@pulim-v]

"If I hAd KiDs" they're either going to be blind, have terrible taste for men, or look like a 2 year old drew a face in a potato Otherwise your bloodline ends here Also are you from Alabama?

[@hamluk_]

he already has kids dammit

[@hamluk_]

also he's from texas. not much better

[@pulim-v]

;-;

[@nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183]

They probably look or are like the mother because if not I am gonna be pretty sad.

[@pulim-v]

@@nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183 yeah me too

[@gaarathesandslayer]

I'm three years late, but the moment you said my name in this video I spat my drink out and damn near choked on it.

[@iamacatperson7226]

The pic looks like hes good friends with his cousin, extremely good friends, friends that would make medieval nobles blush

[@landenwatson2443]

Nice one😂😂

[@dohyeonkim2178]

At first I didnt get it, but calling someone's family tree a wreath is genius

[@nefertitigebrekidan2011]

I don't get it

[@avi8aviate]

@@nefertitigebrekidan2011 I don't either.

[@seanktb.]

Nefertiti LeFlore theyre suggesting that there was lots of inbreeding in his family history

[@opaltoralien4015]

As a biology student, I literally died when I heard this insult. Omfg, I can imagine a frustrated masters student spitting this at someone on 3 hours of sleep. I don't think I'd use it since I don't get blindly angry or in a name calling mood often, but MAN, I know some people who would LOVE this in an insult book.

[@JaCaBrA144]

ALABAMA 100

[@footballnotsoccermrn1186]

11:26 ME AND ALL THE OTHER SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE TRIGGERED. it’s not pronounced Edinburg It’s pronounced edinbru. But it’s an honest mistake. You are still a great youtuber.

[@upsidedowntoasterfanboy8911]

Ik god damnit

[@necromantiix]

edin. bruh 😔🤙

[@aldebickn4621]

F in the chat for all Scottish peeps.

[@discobatman2257]

this is out of topic but YOUR PFP. ARE YOU A KILLJOY?

[@footballnotsoccermrn1186]

Val C. Yep. I’m a Scottish killjoy.

[@lunawolf2950]

That guy looks like the yolk of an overcooked hard-boiled egg

[@Mar-uc7kk]

"2007 called, they want their 12 year old back" G E N I U S Also, I genuinely couldn't come up with a better roast for Hill-Billy Joe. The whole "His family tree is probably a wreath" is just unbeatable. But I'll trust my fellow commenters to be smarter than me in the roast category :)

[@SofieOpsanger]

As someone who has Aspergers I love the vaccine one. It’s literally my thoughts every time I see some anti-vax sh*t!!! 🙏🏼

[@sharlharmakhis280]

omg SAME... at least, the printable thoughts 🤣

[@polythrower6432]

I’m an autistic myself, and I can agree that anti-vaxxers aren’t very smart for the most part, however, there is something I would like you to think about. If a child is allergic to an ingredient in the vaccine, they will die if they get it. I’m very much pro-vaxx, and the ‘vAcCiNeS cAuSe AuTiSm’ idiots are really big a**holes, but not all anti-vaxxers are in the wrong. Sorry for the entire paragraph btw. I have trouble shortening my words

[@User-ju9rv]

Polythrower I understand where you’re coming from and yes, vaccines can be harmful to some people, but that’s all the more reason for anti vaxers to stop. If you can’t get say, a measles vaccine because it has been determined you are allergic then this honestly shouldn’t affect you as long as everyone around you is vaccinated. However, if everyone around you is not vaccinated due to some idiot conspiracy theories, then you are completely vulnerable and are at serious risk. I have seen many anti-vaxers saying, “why are you scared of getting sick from us? If your miracle cure works so well, you should be fine according to you.” Of course, these people are wrong and they are a big danger to public health and people who cannot get vaccinated due to allergies, end up suffering

[@johnathanmullenax2528]

His sister is also his mother, cousin, and his daughter all in one

[@aclassicgarden7065]

its plasubile

[@Sagitta62]

???????? how the Frozen Throne did he accomplish that?

[@Sagitta62]

@@LucyAdroit it is obvious the Cousin is the Sister/Mother and she is lesbian

[@lukesylvester2022]

you forgot wife

[@aktiv8301]

Alabama noises intensify

[@StomeAura]

Imagine being named James and getting jump scared at 13:20

[@buzzsawwyrm1595]

I love how much passion and spirit relash has on his channel

[@matthew2837]

11:09 Insulting the Slav King will result in treason

[@hellothere7419]

He fking stepped into the wrong slav territory, "Oh look at me, I'm so badass I'm gonna squat on toes"" dude you dead. Its heels to the ground cyka

[@thunburg2694]

Heels on ground comrade found,heels in the sky western spy

[@P4NIEL]

how many drop of good vodka before dying of poisoning

[@glendjunuslodoli211]

Send him to gulag

[@m0llyxo14]

Good job comrade.

[@debbiefowler518]

This dude sounds like the type of person who’s entire vocal tone sounds like he mocking someone

[@doges1537]

Please tell me this is a joke. He's doing that on purpose...

[@an8strengthkobold360]

Anyone can f*cking cook. Not being able to preform simple tasks isn't something to be proud of.

[@marbleanimations8134]

8:33 This Guy Looks Like He Eats 2763 Burgers And Blames The Servers For Making Him Overweight

[@rSlash]

A lot of these posts are political. I don't really care about political views, I just like watching people getting MURDERED BY WORDS! Most of these clips are Liberals owning Conservatives -- THAT IS JUST BECAUSE R/MURDEREDBYWORDS HAS THOSE POSTS! Check the Reddit yourself - posts of conservatives owning liberals are very rare. I'd happily post those as well, but they just don't show up very often.

[@kingkevin2934]

rSlash love the vids keep up the good work.

[@sssaraaaaa]

He reminds me of globglogabgalab

[@boiofkoi]

when you ask to smash and she brings controllers

[@patlegend9981]

he looks roasted enough

[@igorblyat7839]

9/11 😎

[@ZMoney-li4ls]

Dude in pic: mumbles inaudible sentence about life Me : OK who let the talking watermelon back in the house

[@Jewles12max1roxy8]

My grandmother tops all these I think. My uncle and grandmother didn’t talk for decades. After my grandfather died. She was his evil stepmom and he was the son who didn’t fit into her perfect little family. She got Facebook a couple years ago and added him immediately. He wanted to clear the air with her a little bit after all these years and sent her a message. He was very civil and nice basically saying he was sorry for his part in their conflicts and he’d like to meet in person to discuss some things after all these years. He was glad she had reached out blah blah blah. She clapped back with how dare he talk to her and he was an evil vile person and only added him to spy on his kids and grandkids she had never met. She ended the message by saying and I quote “don’t blame me because your mother drank while pregnant and you suffer from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome now you r*****d” his mother didn’t drink ever and he did not have FAS. That is the sickest burn I’ve ever heard in my life. She insulted him and his mother in the same sentence. We still joke about in the family often but needless to say they never talked again after that. She’s the worst and she definitely murdered a piece of my uncle that day.

[@beep9509]

“Your honor my client may have ran through a McDonalds wall multiple times but to be fair it said, and I quote “drive through” making him have every right to do what he was told”

[@rootbeerguy690]

7:06 I like how the responder's name is dingdongyouarewrong

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

Thanks for pointing that out. I actually missed that part :)

[@thijsraemaekers2774]

Rootbeerguy690 - A KZbin Commenter Same. That is an amazing name.

[@captainmedallion]

Rslash: entitled parents could solve itself Me: oh yeah this is big brain time