r/Technicallythetruth | WE LIVE IN A TV SHOW

[@azkaalfafa6217]

“Your alarm is your theme song” Imagine a show where even the main character skips the opening

[@Netokir]

Me, i dont have a alarm

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Or sleeps though the opening half the time

[@joex1084]

Or skips the theme song to go on sleeping, to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping to have another theme song started to skip it again to go on sleeping...

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

Azka Alfafa diavolo: yeah imagine that

[@KILLERGUNZ27]

Then my theme song is the original Doom theme

[@Rat4ever]

Robin sounds like a voice actor

[@wootwoot5486]

Ikr

[@vaporhtrail4350]

He is. He's voice acting as a narrator for this video.

[@shattersong]

@@vaporhtrail4350 technically the truth

[@kcbhawani79]

He technically is one!

[@yourlocalpineapple]

Hmmm I wonder why!

[@falsehcf]

“your alarm song is your theme song” Well I guess my show doesn’t have a theme song

[@julicrusellas]

Well my theme song does not have a show

[@kakateboi42]

this my theme(alarm) song kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHu8Z6yjhMucd8k

[@Streak_Bitz]

I don't have a show or a theme song... *I'm the only one*

[@emilycrowder9255]

Same dude

[@julicrusellas]

@@kakateboi42 nice election

[@r1bit510]

“Your alarm is your theme song” me who has the alarm of screaming children:

[@greenbird4497]

me who wakes up without alarm

[@WeHoopinOrSmt]

Me who if is the when the up

[@R0NTHEJELLYFISH]

I have a rick roll theme

[@MothGM]

@@R0NTHEJELLYFISH neva gonna give ya up, neva gonna put you down, I just made a paradox.

[@420catboi]

Mine is Cat from Red Dwarf screaming "Fish!" over and over. So I'm sure people are thrilled when my theme ends.

[@iamliterallyme]

Explaining: What has 4 letters W-H-A-T Sometimes has 9 letters S-O-M-E-T-I-M-E-S but never has 5 letters N-E-V-E-R

[@90zillas4]

Oh fuck off that took at least two of my Brian cells to figure it out

[@Venas254]

I'm not that observant or smart so this helps thanks.

[@iamliterallyme]

@@90zillas4 Just like your grammar?

[@rebeccabugg6394]

:0

[@sandiegou2323]

I saw one similiar once earlier, but still couldnt get it. *untill I saw this ofcourse*

[@nmastando56]

“The moon is the most looked-at rock ever.” The actual fricking planet we live on:”Am I a joke to you?”

[@jaden3109]

Well no,we cant see the earth soooooo

[@MickasLOL]

@@jaden3109 I wonder how you were able to type if you're so blind you can't see the ground underneath you

[@gourabsarker6895]

@Laura Nan dirt is actually miniscule rocks

[@deathstar6998]

It depends on if we spend more time looking at the sky or our feet. Also the earth is technically a ball of magma with a crispy outside, I doubt it's a rock.

[@cloudy9593]

The earth is basically a Tostitos (if that’s how you spell it) because inside is liquid, hot and red, (magma and it has a hard outside

[@moonlightbelle]

I remembered in grade 1 when there was a problem in my math test about a girl named Anna having the wrong answer to an equation the question after it is "Is Anna wrong or right and why?" I answered: "no, because Anna is not smart."

[@briantang6693]

“The use of the term “anti-vaxxer” suddenly becomes illegal. What do you call them instead? *Dead*

[@chillcult1613]

illegal??? *I KNOW 2020 IS THE END OF THE WORLD*

[@epicsoul8136]

Brian Tang ant-vaxxer. Because fuck them.

[@orfeastsakos3025]

They have already asked that question and a chad replied “idiots”

[@azuroslazuli6948]

Illegal? LOL Guess I'll go to jail then. XD

[@popidopilo2521]

⁞ つ: •̀ ⌂ •́ : ⁞-︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

[@Goh._907]

Technically the truth: If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner

[@iamsuperbored8516]

then your shower / bath would become a vacuum cleaner

[@vedro_hightunplayer9673]

Well, you become a vacuum cleaner cleaner. I mean you don't clean it using vacuum, and don't clean the vacuum

[@mangeurdepizza9795]

@@vedro_hightunplayer9673 And when you take a shower, you're a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner

[@TheRatWhoLived]

And then it rains and you are outside, so the rain is a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner

[@vinewisegaming3204]

I'm crapping confused

[@elmoondrugs7507]

"How do u think he drowned" "He could not breath under water" Emkay: "Yea most of us cant" ME: WAIT "MOST"?

[@santipapa6986]

In theory u can breathe under water, but u can't get oxygen

[@elmoondrugs7507]

@@santipapa6986 XD

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

Getrektm8443 BOI shit he’s on to us

[@animekat2823]

@@santipapa6986 well it's not that you can't get oxygen, you're just getting too much hydrogen (H2O)

[@santipapa6986]

@@animekat2823 true that

[@colincummins6851]

I greatly appreciate how enthused this guy sounds in his videos. It's unique from other channels with this content and I love it!

[@blooperbloups9318]

"your alarm is your theme song" people who don't have an alarm: my show has a low budget

[@insaincaldo]

Us who don't have a reason to get up at a specific time. Probably won't have much going on, if the episodes are day to day anyway.

[@noahweston4999]

MyIntroIsJustEmKayFromLastNight

[@real_bullseye]

my theme song is either complete silence, or loud bells ringing

[@ericamborsky3230]

That statement inspired me to change my alarm from a generic alarm tone to "Le Chant de l'oignon"

[@hyperactivegoofball]

Mines the spongebob theme then-

[@terriblejokefactory8831]

"Being alive is more dangerous than being dead" I'm gonna go check brb

[@doyourememberme1067]

What happened?

[@morbidangeI]

You ok buddy

[@BigfootTM]

Yes

[@Lonley_Location]

@@doyourememberme1067 I don't think they can respond

[@abigailislost8596]

Sooo tell me how is it? I wanne try it out

[@おれはちゅうや大好き]

technically if you listen to a song while having a mental breakdown all the time that's also your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode

[@whiteflame0713]

...what if I pick and choose the theme song to make every episode a little easier?

[@the_magicalruru]

Every start of my episode is just he's semi-aquatic egg laying mammal

[@ElectroTiger]

No

[@justeundonut-moi.7979]

@@the_magicalruru 🎵Of action ! Do be do be do ba !!!

[@TheMrsYWilson]

@@justeundonut-moi.7979 HES PERRY!

[@Wickle-Pickle]

“When I was a kid I thought vegetarians and lesbians were the same thing.” Me: Understandable they both eat bushes.

[@Q_ari]

R/cursedcomments

[@matthijscalje4143]

This is funny

[@hanlovestacos]

Oh wow 😂

[@GachaJuno]

*i hate this comment with a burning passion*

[@ThatOneGuyYT334]

I hate you, take my like

[@keithebox3533]

*"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode"* *I ain't getting paid to wake up*

[@idek2069]

So that means if I don't have an alarm clock I'm a side character

[@keithebox3533]

@@idek2069 y e a

[@bobanderson5087]

@@idek2069 a one episode side character that gets killed somehow

[@hazwi]

nor am i

[@hazwi]

lets quit acting in this show together

[@Sanetless]

"Your alarm is your theme song." My alarm: "Alpha nuclear warhead detonation sequence engaged. Detonation in T-Minus 30 seconds..." *Chuckles in immortality*

[@hUh--]

Its about time...

[@breadmixer]

... Why.

[@Sanetless]

@@breadmixer Look up SCP-963

[@cartysk8er721]

Chuckles in fox, "I'm in danger"

[@Spell2260]

am i turning crazy or is EmKays outro the cuphead king dice theme'

[@realbohnt]

R2-D2 had a security system that actually protects their owner from “ getting in trouble”

[@insaincaldo]

I would always just chuck it up to his beep boop nonsense, but then I thought about how apparently everyone speaks it fluently. So instead I'll be angry about everyone being so damn multi lingual.

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

This generation is already fluent in "beep boop." _beep beep_ "Oh, food is ready" _sad "Pbpppth" sound_ "USB failed to connect again??? WTF WIndows10?" _that ##__#ing__ melody_ "BRUH you still have a NOKIA???" _boring xylophone tune_ "Oh yeah, another guy who can afford a $1000 phone but not change the default ring"

[@insaincaldo]

@@achtsekundenfurz7876 Sure we do, but it takes place way in the past, really far away.

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

We don't have any hovercars, humanoid robots like C3PO, or even _any_ robots requiring as little maintenance as R2D2. They're just that far ahead in that galaxy. So if we understand beep-boop, there's no reason they should not. And I haven't even started about space fighters like the X-wing, casual hyperspace travel, lightsabers, etc. ;)

[@lhaureencariagge9668]

@Boyfriend shut up nerd

[@kaydenene1]

4:37 "Im lesbian" "Im so proud of you for coming out as vegetarian!"

[@sophiesmith7116]

Everything in the world is either a cat or not a cat

[@lelofahon]

TIHI

[@silverschmid4591]

=^-^=

[@demdem7946]

... why

[@popidopilo2521]

R/technicallytrue

[@gradyl5372]

What about cat woman

[@TheDemonsPactOfficial]

“Don’t worry he’ll be Gen Z. He won’t be keeping it long anyway.” All of Gen Z: damn gotta call me out like that huh

[@9000jamez]

Next is gen gt but then that generation will disown itself and be known as gen super

[@houwlingwoolf]

Gen alpha ain’t it though?

[@honkhonk3789]

I feel attacked

[@plutarian7396]

@@honkhonk3789 me too

[@natacialallathin7774]

Hey I like your art

[@Space_Pencil]

“Don’t look at the moon.” Hmmm, wonder where else I’ve seen that before...

[@michaelvahun4529]

BRO LOCAL 58!! spooky

[@Spyrothedragon0]

Dragonball reference?

[@Space_Pencil]

@@michaelvahun4529 exactly! I forgot what it was called!

[@oliver...8209]

YES LOCAL 58 REFERENCE

[@thederpy165]

Majora's Mask.

[@TransportingSheepies]

"Your alarm is technically your theme song-" My theme song is a broadcast interruption-

[@hmmm4262]

While mine is the song sandstorm played by a recorder

[@thevampiregirl7529]

While mine is the demon on top of me. We're all different.

[@thevampiregirl7529]

But also, if you have a broadcast interruption, THEN OMG I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE.

[@aichen4415]

Mine is the broken siren sound

[@lyricrue7069]

Mines Dying in LA by: Panic! At The Disco.

[@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith]

I have often been noted as saying "I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally."

[@RyTheFirecracker]

"Your alarm is your theme song" Well, I wake up to British queens having a rave.

[@trust-tea4741]

Wait what?!

[@RyTheFirecracker]

@@trust-tea4741 It’s a musical thing.

[@berryanderson4101]

Wait, did I just get this? I just got a reference on the internet, that's a first!

[@RyTheFirecracker]

@@berryanderson4101 Yup! It’s a six the musical reference!

[@georgiahutchins408]

WELCOME TO THE HAUS

[@redw0lfstone639]

"Why do programmers like dark mode" because we like our god damn eyesight

[@Auriee_]

make a program

[@connordev5466]

Visual studio dark mode is better than light mode

[@piyushsharma3991]

@@connordev5466 period.

[@zenkuro9795]

No, because using light mode will attract bugs

[@madkirk7431]

Why do we like our sight? SO WE CAN NOT BE TRAINS! (11:16)

[@goose9475]

“Your alarm sound is technically your theme song” I don’t think theme songs are supposed to scare the crap out of you

[@NOSEXER]

Tf my life then cus my alarm is arabic nokia ringtone

[@goose9475]

FangABXY FangABXY hmmmmmm... that’s something weird to think about right before I go to sleep. It would be weird if I had a nightmare tonight

[@disturbedtomato5163]

That’s debatable mr. goose

[@grinreaperoftrolls7528]

Unless there’s some fourth wall breaking going on

[@a-ahmadfikri719]

My theme songs is Pepsi-Man, it always succeed on destroying my eardrums early in the morning

[@skeloluke4967]

Fun fact: In my family, the word “Nerd” is seen as an compliment as it technically means that they’re saying you are smarter than them.

[@minerpvpgaming2160]

thats what it means, The context is what makes it an insult or the compliment Its an insult if someone is trying way to hard to know things that they don't need to know for any reason or if your saying someone is a know it all

[@pustota7254]

@@minerpvpgaming2160 *too

[@Asher1123]

​@@pustota7254nerd

[@Cooling_YT]

@@minerpvpgaming2160 r/whoosh

[@minerpvpgaming2160]

@@Cooling_YT ??

[@name-uh5ee]

6:27 it's actually the Earth, it's a big rock, that literally everyone who is not blind, has looked at the ground, so not the moon, the Earth

[@Catgoddess1401]

Was looking for this, had the same thought. You see the earth every day, and the moon once a weekish

[@TheOneTrueF]

Well on percentage of how often you look at both you will end up looking at the moons rock 100% of the time but only look at the earth rock 58% because of grass and trees and water so your not really looking at a rock

[@KinshinReaper]

@@TheOneTrueF But if your counting the entirety of the moon as a rock then you also have to count the entirety of the earth as a rock and I only look at the moon maybe once ever few months but I do look at the ground every day

[@HeartJelli]

I thought of that 2

[@Wild_-vt6dk]

Sad earth noise

[@jomesband5196]

5:27 The only time it is right to refuse to a woman when she says: "My eyes are up here"

[@saldan3985]

"Your alarm song is technically your theme song because it plays at the start of every episode" That's great because my theme song is 10 Hours Air Raid Siren.

[@caarsios7768]

Oh no

[@MelonHere20]

That's a pretty long intro, though I guess the intro is usually really long anyways

[@TheDiggity42]

Mine is “At Doom’s Gate”

[@Nik-ny9ue]

I have mine set to me blowing air into the mic

[@longshothorse2011]

The Doom Slayer huzzah! A man of culture!

[@brookie2fyee]

“The amazing, yet evil world of Brooklyn” has a ring to it

[@stwgord]

“Your alarm song is your theme song” So does that mean my mum screeching at me to wake up is my theme song?

[@penguman8858]

Sadly Y E S

[@funisinfinite.]

Same here

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

Yes comrade

[@chicken3571]

My them song starts when I'm in mid class lmao

[@NovaGalaxy]

so my theme song is toad screaming, ok

[@jessicawroten9481]

When ppl say avoid water they are just saying avoid 75% of yourself and your planet.

[@Ath3naExe]

And 72% of them self

[@Frizzstroyer71]

DarkZid Rucker, you mean 80% of ur self

[@xenapaprika4555]

I try to avoid 75% of myself every day

[@jessicawroten9481]

⁰this is my most liked comment lol

[@Dim2134]

@@jessicawroten9481 I mean 100% of my problems are created in relation to myself so that's honestly sound advice.

[@Laniebug-ds3di]

"GUYS I NEVER HAVE LEFTOVER TACO BELL." *Gets an ad on taco bell* God dangit now I want Taco Bell!

[@0_exterminatingdaleks_011]

@scarloey studios Exactly why you are going to go try taco bell

[@Hobo-Dragon]

I got a tampax as-

[@mohamedyasen2012]

I had the same coincidence just now

[@1770-k4x]

Laughs in Vanced

[@rosefoam3048]

TIL Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character, including villains, and was the first Disney Princess to be shown killing people on-screen. As you might remember, Mulan killed the most of the Huns by crushing them in an avalanche by way of a rocket.

[@NoFlyZone31]

Incorrect, Thanos killed several billion people.

[@Hyro_Thod]

"Your alarm song is your theme song" Me: Doesn't have An alarm My friend, not missing a beat: Well of course, who would make a TV show about something so boring? Me: Traitor.

[@shadowpokemander2766]

My alarm is highway to help fam.

[@bean6882]

thats smooth

[@Hyro_Thod]

@CriticalErr0r oof its ok I get it was a joke, lol. *You not wrong tho*

[@poomagd2998]

"What" has 4 letters "Sometimes" has 9 letters "Never" has 5 letters Robin, do me a favor and count the letters

[@itande0551]

Pooma [GD] Madman... But you are correct

[@Parkerintheskys2]

Indeed she is

[@PanD0rado]

Thx i was dumb

[@jonathanjohnsson6893]

I dont understand

[@jonathanjohnsson6893]

Oh i understand now just got to the clip😑🤣

[@redgiant7747]

I just got the “Don’t look at him, don’t look at the moon” joke.

[@t3mptdinx87]

I didn’t get it please explain

[@mrhatty2644]

@@t3mptdinx87 Simply look up Local 58

[@Anobluu]

I didn't lol

[@redgiant7747]

@@Anobluu it was a reference to the KZbin series “local 58”. Look it up if you like scary stuff

[@redgiant7747]

@@Agvazela_Vega I understood that reference

[@CGammer101]

The firefly and waterfall took me 5 seconds to realize, now I'm in a state of mental comprension and questioning why English is like this.

[@thereptile4139]

15:05, the word “what” has 4 letters the word “sometimes” has 9 letters and the word “never” has 5 letters

[@pryzmzamrzla1991]

Thank you

[@sc14_weirdo]

Thank as i have lost brain cells tryng to figure out what was it XD

[@spacenation2263]

Wow just realized

[@theguywhoasked2352]

Cool

[@commitingsins8787]

*confusion*

[@EggoNaut]

Jokes on him, my cat wakes me up at 6 in the morning everyday. Would that make my cat my theme song?

[@yangsinful]

Yep

[@Averi0]

Your life is a musical

[@GM.Nobody]

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

[@lunarpitch]

*Cat noises*

[@Bananamilkshake_]

yesn't

[@foxyboy6032]

The person talking (I forgot his name): "I see." Me: "Bats don't see."

[@royalrice5191]

Bats have eyes bro They can see Because they have eyes

[@foxyboy6032]

@@royalrice5191 They are BLIND, they use ECHOLOCATION to figure out where they are going.

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

@@foxyboy6032 Them being blind is a myth.

[@thedemocraticpeoplesrepubl9959]

i dont know, but im pretty sure bats can see, but they have really bad eyesight

[@YouTubes_NPC]

@ bruh

[@type1hero146]

10:17 I was fully expecting it to just be; Blow my mind. Okay *chambers round*

[@LRTasker]

Fun Fact: This is the anniversary of the “when is Tuesday” meme.

[@sorejohhnyyt2865]

Correct it is Tuesday

[@I8AFluffyBunny]

Dude when I took a glance at the profile I thought it was a cat 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Yes I didn’t just find the emoji for that I had to type laugh for each one

[@dawnbelleini8036]

Life is like an egg

[@gmanwolfe3685]

@KIAKING JORDi d

[@gmanwolfe3685]

M

[@unknown_mist5542]

My theme song/alarm clock is weird then all it says is “let me out” and “I have a family” to shut it up I just do the same as a alarm clock...... I hit it

[@DocMcCray]

Mine is Ghost Nappa by Team Fourstar

[@lanchan6837]

Amateurs mine is the USSR on full volume!!

[@scave6131]

Mine is just the Terraria day theme.

[@jigokunohi6538]

DocMcCray wait how are you hitting it I kept in the locked basement

[@ThankYouVeryLittle]

@@jigokunohi6538 I keep mine under my bed

[@planetblob]

Robin is the type of person to have the name “Robyn”.

[@OGPanzerhund]

No, Robin is the type of person to name his KZbin channel “Xycron”

[@planetblob]

FurStahlhelm pfff not gonna lie thats funny

[@Nick-xm6og]

Bjonk

[@aaryadebchatterjee3398]

PlanetBlOb u should have that name I mean look at ur fricken eyes

[@Mahiuryuu]

Rawbeyin

[@KT-rp9tx]

"Your alarm is your theme song" Me, with an actual game theme song:

[@echowintercry]

1:37 Her: DUCK! Child: *quack* Child: *ded*

[@bowietheslowie]

Why did the child say ded?

[@echowintercry]

@@bowietheslowie oh

[@whydoineedthisbigname7448]

@@bowietheslowie bcuz kid didn't know how to write dead

[@alex._.5383]

When babies are born they’re already 9 months old. Unless you were born premature and it’s less or more than 9 months.

[@njendrysik2065]

Oh. Oh no. Fuck you

[@hamzaahmed4635]

so on ur b-day u are however old u are and 9 months

[@PlushiePoogle]

Not necessarily. /Was born a month early

[@alex._.5383]

I don’t even remember writing this comment.

[@alex._.5383]

Hamza Ahmed idek

[@individualcheerio]

“Your alarm sound is your theme song” *I guess my mom screaming at me to wake up is theme song*

[@cheesetlc]

Your pfp is cute I like your gacha oc is it urs?

[@cartysk8er721]

S ame

[@idontlikedolphins]

@@cheesetlc gacha kid

[@danyogurt1667]

"Blow my mind" "ok hmmmmmmmm" *pulls out hair dryer and points at mind*

[@italiankaty0151]

"Your allarm clock is technically your theme" Well, guess I'm Giorgio Giovanna.

[@mrnobody6577]

And i'm one of the three pillar men

[@juanangellopezr.2473]

I'm the Doom slayer

[@shitpostleopard5831]

I'm Umaru-chan then.

[@tisyaazman8292]

Nice 69

[@h1kari_ig650]

I'm non existent

[@neuratlas]

At the fire station in disneyland, the upstairs was actually Walt Disney's private office, the fire pole was used to get up and down. Walt Disney sometimes changed in his office, thus my dad's comment of "I'd climb that pole to see Walt Disney shirtless any day of my life."

[@deathgun4638]

Robin: the moon is the most looked at rock Me: what about earth

[@somebody7650]

Listen here you little shit-

[@randomrakick9371]

i guess the most looked at rock without water

[@bizarresamurai8775]

so like dont look at the moon is a locol 58 thing or is it just me?

[@jimmyzante2836]

@@kingofnorthdakota he should be 1st

[@nilsn.2943]

But since all rocks are part of the earth, wouldn't that mean the moon and the earth are the only *real* rocks?

[@kristytorres7919]

“Your alarm is your theme song” Well my theme song is a Japanese song about couple ki//ing themselves-

[@raymondwiggins354]

I'm not sure if I should ask why that is your alarm.

[@i_do_not_exist_]

oof

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Why is that your alarm

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

Sad Japanese songs sound super upbeat for some reason

[@thepokemonmythic8787]

Robin: The moon is the most looked at rock. The earth: Am I a joke to you?

[@glam4663]

Them: is tomorrow Sunday or June? Me, watching this on a Saturday, during June: yes

[@RedK5]

Glam my birthday is June 28 which is Sunday

[@lo4tr]

@@RedK5 My birthday is June 30th, which is also a Sunday.

[@beepk_]

“You need to look lower than the eye level” Let’s be honest... *_a lot of us thought of something else when he said that_*

[@GM.Nobody]

When you see she has a dick longer than yours

[@50nd3r]

SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang this is r/technicallythetruth not r/cursedcomments

[@snappishorc_legacy8506]

@@GM.Nobody ಥ‿ಥ

[@WildStarKitsune4574]

SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you see it’s not a dick but a big ass snake🐍

[@rensmusicandartt]

SE 10 Gooi Ching Khang when you copy that dude

[@JustAnAverageThingy]

"The moon is the most looked-at rock ever." Me: just add "at night" on the end and its a deal.

[@kuuderepiano2988]

Reddit back then: Storytime! Reddit Now: Sandbox Mode

[@kuuderepiano2988]

@Ayano Aishi And if I'm not? :>

[@cartysk8er721]

Game mode has been updated to creative

[@hUh--]

@@cartysk8er721 Oh sh*t h Reddit's got hacks ○-○

[@imnotvladimirputin]

"your alarm is your theme song" umm....... I don't ha- Nevermind....

[@hamsterbro309]

You have no theme song

[@elgordobondiola]

I have a theme song but I think I stole it

[@YouTubes_NPC]

I have no theme song too..

[@imnotvladimirputin]

@@KZbins_NPC Yeah...

[@brbdhdjdjdjdjsj]

Heh you're a background character

[@Bananacat91]

“Your alarm is your theme song” So my theme song is Technoblade screaming “DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECHAAAA”

[@Oricorio-Pom-Pom]

That’s a very bad themesong

[@strawberrycoolatta]

jacob is wrong that’s a great theme song. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[@Oricorio-Pom-Pom]

@@strawberrycoolatta Please Don’t Kill Me.

[@strawberrycoolatta]

@@Oricorio-Pom-Pom 🔪

[@Oricorio-Pom-Pom]

@@strawberrycoolatta Fine, I declare WAR🗡💣⚔️

[@presidentelectcoleman2205]

"HURRY, GET UP, A SHARKNADO IS COMING! GET UP AND COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO BE SAVED!"

[@pangolinh]

“your alarm sound is your theme song” **keyboard mashing intensifies**

[@kaloralive1708]

I swear Emkay makes the most entertaining videos- this crap actually cures my depression

[@marcosbasbus7031]

It was better before Before he laughed more

[@magnoliaalvesdossantos8001]

69 likes nice

[@mhaideestuudillo7261]

Emkay: most of us cant breathe under water "Hold up,wdym "most" (Guys stop saying real answers of ppl who can breath underwater,its a joke,calm the fudge down k? Im sick of it)

[@maniax-X]

okay, I will "hold in"

[@curby3352]

that's what I was thinking

[@madkirk7431]

????

[@suriish3re]

🙊

[@Juno-bug]

𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚛

[@salem-01]

Story time! My family has this thing where every single weekend we have to go to the local football and I hate it because I have nothing to do and I hate sport. So, I was pestering my mother about it, asking why we did it. She just said it was tradition, that our family had always done it. I, having already seen the meme earlier that morning, pulled a “It’s just peer pressure from dead people” and she won’t _shut up_ about it. ISTG she recounts it at the football every time we go and I just want to fucking die.

[@MrKimKim]

Me: **Wants to do HW** Robin: "Come watch my vid right now!!" Me: "EmKay!"

[@bugtm2064]

This is it, I am going to commit murder

[@DrXLR9dooper789XL]

When i read this joke I took 13 seconds and now I regret it

[@PistaZOV]

I read it as *Wants to do HIV* and didn't question it

[@law4743]

Gaymer, I can agree

[@paranormalgaming1495]

What = 4 Letters W H A T Sometimes = 9 Letters S O M E T I M E S Never = 5 Letters N E V E R

[@headless7051]

Get to the top!

[@blynkzee4284]

I don’t know how anyone didn’t understand this when it showed up in the video...

[@wewantthefunk]

I don't get it :(

[@HudaefCares]

@@wewantthefunk A better explanation: What (as in the word what) has 4 letters, sometimes (has) 9 letters, but (the word) never has 5 letters.

[@rosepetunia1829]

+ Pink Panthør *How?!*

[@AbsurdHurd]

So my mom yelling at me to wake up is my theme song

[@brightbound3309]

Same

[@charlienelsenoutdoors7240]

So his last line just gets me like "till the next time we meet, I'll be seeing ya" like no tf you wont

[@ThePieOfTheUnknown]

"Your Alarm is your theme song" Me laughs at my Bokuno Pico's theme song alarm

[@hadenfrench1561]

Mine is a remix of the iPhone Marimba preset that transitions into ZEZE lmao

[@Minihoddie]

@@hadenfrench1561 mine is doom 2 running from evil

[@cooperspurlock4932]

me : Checks what bokuno pico is also me: loads shotgun with religious intent

[@CherryB0y]

*laughs in the monsters ink ear rape song*

[@--bug--6410]

@@cooperspurlock4932 same

[@arikat9529]

" your alarm clock is your theme song" My theme song: **changes at least once a week**

[@Samicom_YT]

New season

[@richi202]

Just a new season he’s right

[@Cl3m0ntine]

How many season have your show?

[@arikat9529]

@@Cl3m0ntine well if each new song is one season, then each season I less than a week long and I have like 20 seasons 😅

[@ZUnknownFox]

then each week must be a new season

[@moved.2645]

“Your alarm is technically your theme song” I don’t know if being Rick Rolled every morning is valid

[@carrynwelde1120]

My theme song is the Soviet March.

[@moved.2645]

@@carrynwelde1120 lmao nice

[@xX_Tob1as_Xx]

My theme song is Mad hatter. i wonder what intro footage would be used for that, maybe my gachalife characters....

[@Snecho]

@Hanako - Kun TLT

[@microwaveutensils6502]

mine is angel dust screaming

[@BeanKally]

9:21 That seems like something my dad would send. Anytime I text crowbar he sends me a picture of crows in a bar

[@ZachGrabas]

“Your alarm is your theme song.” Well I guess a big fat yawn counts as a theme song.

[@lennyschiavone5907]

So i'm DIO?

[@ShadowRaptor42]

Mine is a Russian kid screaming

[@rebelstormer643]

So my theme song is a cock screeching

[@krsmanjovanovic8607]

*At DooM's gate*

[@marsnatale3184]

Mine is my dad waking me up'

[@birdinatank9430]

“Your alarm is you theme song.” Is it bad that mine is the national anthem of the USSR?

[@dxpo9655]

No. No it is not

[@intel_celeron_d_326]

No it’s perfect

[@lilkirbyhasadream5846]

What's that?

[@Danganrooom]

@Kalden Orr-Bills OUR comrade

[@Danganrooom]

@Kalden Orr-Bills oh damn there goes my joke lol

[@fishy492]

"We all have horrible theme songs" Speak for yourself, I wake up every morning to great days

[@drtyvrmn]

Your day starts with several breakdowns

[@jenniferchiodo1976]

How do you not have a breakdown every morning

[@fishy492]

@@jenniferchiodo1976 I may have breakdowns every morning, but it lets the voice of love take me higher

[@jenniferchiodo1976]

@@fishy492 Doesn't shining justice save you as well?

[@itsMichqel]

6:53 Plot Twist: You’re not in the USA so that coupon is useless

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

"Your alarm is your theme song" **Laughs in Ppcocaine**

[@gayapplejuice8185]

"Trap bunny bubbles"

[@iateyourgrandchildrensir9165]

I love you Jesus Finally, I can say it without having to add "no homo"

[@tessathegamefreak]

Oop, I change my phone alarm to any songs that are in my downloads constantly. I remember I had "We Are Number One" as an alarm for over a year.

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

@@tessathegamefreak the best alarm ever

[@derpydqelinuent]

*laughs in silence*

[@Ciircius]

“Your alarm is your theme song.” Welp guess I’m boss battle Sans now. *Megalovania slowly fades in*

[@kanitpipat9900]

You gonna have a bed-time. *MEGALOVANIA*

[@muguiwaranoboy2542]

So am am phoenix wright AND the mercenary team ?

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAH

[@OptimusPrimeGen1]

@@kanitpipat9900 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@OptimusPrimeGen1]

@@kanitpipat9900 I'm going to say this for Papyrus, DAMN IT SANS

[@erissfootworshipper3004]

My theme song is a jojo reference, therefore I must pose everytime I enter the classroom and it must fabulous.

[@AnaklusmosPSI]

Ah yes

[@learningwithlaila]

My alarm is the YBC intro :)

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

My theme song is hellclown cuz I'm always angry af so whenever I enter a class I play it and the kids are scared of me (The teacher is an atheist and started praying to god)

[@Nai_101]

@@learningwithlaila ybc?

[@vineboom9372]

@@Nai_101 yarichin bitch club 😳😃

[@rtlpejelagarto]

" your alarm song is your theme song " So my theme is the same as an anime teenager that has a weird hairstyle and a healing/ punching ghost

[@MattyIce-mt6dl]

He didn’t say he was going to be “paroosing”

[@tysvers3825]

Im just gonna stop u right there

[@prajanmanish1741]

It's perusing

[@MattyIce-mt6dl]

Prajan Manish I’m dyslexic

[@Parkerintheskys2]

When he said "Go answer, Go!" He sounded like a pokemon trainer

[@g-man1440]

Answered

[@PancakeGoose]

My alarm is the USSR the so technically it’s our theme song.

[@spinoplays6703]

OUR alarm*

[@CAT-fq7he]

My big question is what if you don’t have an alarm, I do have one but, I know some people without them. I change my theme song every week! Usually it’s something loud, ear rape loud ;-;

[@nobbler9165]

Technically I'm a quick revive vending machine

[@isamuddin1]

Soo if I'm waking up without any alarm, i became side character?

[@thekingsclips137]

I hae a communist D&D character

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

Crying and bleeding guy with a happy mask on that hides his tears: Whats a 9 year old doing on reddit!?!?!?!?!!!? Chad: Sharing his awesome dinosaur sketches

[@ethanmyers3574]

thats sus

[@That1_Lad]

@@ethanmyers3574 I just want you to know BREATHING IS NOW ON MANUAL MODE

[@thattempleguy6712]

"your alarm is your theme" *laughs in crazy noisy bizzare town*

[@die_mez17]

Yes, I believe I will laugh Edit: I did

[@UWU-yg9lj]

Ok boomer

[@Sam-tf7dt]

Brick

[@namehere580]

Door

[@UWU-yg9lj]

JamesTheAwesome haha

[@c4121na]

Then I shall too

[@stargazer1998]

The word what has four letters. The word sometimes has nine letters. The word never has five letters. They’re just counting.

[@hlivaralexa441]

They.. thats... Ik.......

[@hazwi]

cool.

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

A more subtle hint is to ask the reader where the question mark is...

[@ghostwriter5685]

For the R2D2 bit that was explained the comics as initially R2 didn’t know he just happened to land with Luke, and by the time he put two and two together Obi-wan had already taken him aside and told R2 not to tell Luke as the truth would come out when the force wanted it too.

[@torrieitazura4343]

"A bone coming out through the skin is very bad." Guess I can't have teeth

[@azuroslazuli6948]

Wanna borrow my pliers? XD

[@amihere383]

Well your gums dont have any skin, so

[@zaria_treasuress]

There isn’t skin there....

[@torrieitazura4343]

To the people saying there's no skin there. I'm not into anatomy or anything but you have gums and the teeth come out of them

[@fauzan.k.arifin]

Bone apple teeth!

[@nightingale1202]

"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song" So my theme is "what is love"

[@BubbleIsSoCool]

Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 38

[@raphsrandomstuff8398]

Lol

[@michaelmyers8596]

Day 45

[@michaelmyers8596]

aw man I just pooped

[@michaelmyers8596]

Nevermind I put it back in again

[@hero-fix2112]

PUT.A.DIAPER.ON.

[@caffee8603]

"Your alarm sound is your theme song." Me, who has Wilbur Soot as my alarm: 👀

[@zeppelispin5981]

Me who play pilar men theme Me:sleep My phone: awaken my master

[@GM.Nobody]

No, no he's got a point

[@katsuover]

I play The Office theme, so... i guess i joined in?

[@Thehonoredone69]

Me with MORI MORI MORI MORI MORIO CHO RADIOOOO

[@zeppelispin5981]

@@Thehonoredone69 isee you just want a piceful life

[@alextheviligant9939]

Ayayayaya

[@chesnutofficial1945]

Thumbnail: *Exists* Me, who has Pillar Man theme (Earrape edition) as an alarm: *Yes yes yes yes* *YES*

[@chesnutofficial1945]

@@obihugzenobi That's my plan all along

[@chesnutofficial1945]

@@obihugzenobi *Yes Yes Yes Yes* *YES*

[@kakateboi42]

mine is kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHu8Z6yjhMucd8k

[@chesnutofficial1945]

@@kakateboi42 I see you're a man of bad time as well

[@apric0t_7]

Im glad we think the same way

[@leonpb1409]

"Your alarm song is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode" What a nice theme song I have got, it sounds about like the alarm in FNAF 4. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ...- As you can guess I am shocked awake every morning, could be bad, could cause a heart attack

[@alice_weirddom]

JOKES ON YOU, I'VE NEVER HAD AN ALARM CLOCK BEFORE