r/Facepalm | he tried.

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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@an8strengthkobold360
@an8strengthkobold360 2 жыл бұрын
6:54 imma be real with you, I really don't think attempting robbery justifies rape.
@SunTzu544
@SunTzu544 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought
@agentpaper8130
@agentpaper8130 2 жыл бұрын
Trespassing = consent in some places I guess
@5Geass
@5Geass 2 жыл бұрын
Just had to scroll down to the comments to see if anyone mentioned that. Thank you.
@mesothelimoa341
@mesothelimoa341 2 жыл бұрын
Which is worse? Murder or rape? Seeing as a lot of people in certain parts of the world wouldn't hesitate to shoot a burglar.
@lindanimated
@lindanimated 2 жыл бұрын
@@mesothelimoa341 Which is also not justified. Absolutely colossally disproportionate force.
@Catghostsoda
@Catghostsoda 2 жыл бұрын
“Tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby” Eh, still could be worse. I knew a kid by the name Messiah. That is one hell of a title to live up to
@opfu1237
@opfu1237 2 жыл бұрын
It's the Messiah!!
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 жыл бұрын
You are not allowed to name your kid religious titles or titles of any kind that relate to political or religious affairs. So either you're lying or some parents are lying about their kid's name. Or did you hear their name wrong and it was Jessiah.
@SEAkuaa
@SEAkuaa 2 жыл бұрын
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla or they live somewhere they can?
@yummy-pizza
@yummy-pizza 2 жыл бұрын
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla maybe its a nickname
@Lemmingofdoom
@Lemmingofdoom 2 жыл бұрын
I still find Topher odd, sounds too much like hobbit feet
@blackangel6589
@blackangel6589 2 жыл бұрын
Actually the puffed rice cereal is probably still fine to eat, even that long after expiring. Most Cereal is so dry and has a lot of sugar in it, so microbes can´t grow on it. It will definitely have lost a lot of taste and also will not be as crunchy as it once was if it was already opened. But you won´t get food poisoning eating it, at least that´s the case for most cereals I´d say. I still understand that most people don´t want to risk anything, especially if they don´t know much about spoilage and can´t say for certain which food is and isn´t ok to eat how long after expiring. And probably also because of the taste and it being easy to just buy a new pack. But there really is a lot of food you can eat after the expiration date without a problem. Of course, depends on the food and how long it´s been over the expiration date.
@lonemarkkingoftypos3722
@lonemarkkingoftypos3722 2 жыл бұрын
I commend you for your essay about cereals over their expiry date 💀 💀
@omg_cat4203
@omg_cat4203 2 жыл бұрын
I give your essay a B+
@michaelgum97
@michaelgum97 2 жыл бұрын
So would it be fine if I ate Chex that expired in 1997?
@omg_cat4203
@omg_cat4203 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelgum97 do what your heart desires! Reach for your dreams! Eat expired food from the 90s!
@thewiseturtle
@thewiseturtle 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's why it says BEST by, not "will self desctruct on" or something similarly dangerous sounding. Even rancid or stale food is still edible, just not so taste or nutritious. It's only when it gets moldy that you have to worry.
@Tomyironmane
@Tomyironmane 2 жыл бұрын
"Tomorrow is a stupid name for a baby" "We think he has a great future playing professional baseball."
@jameswilliams7873
@jameswilliams7873 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, with his pals Today and Because.
@DigiVixen
@DigiVixen 2 жыл бұрын
Abbott and Costello?
@jameswilliams7873
@jameswilliams7873 2 жыл бұрын
@@DigiVixen yes indeed
@fireheart1231
@fireheart1231 2 жыл бұрын
Regarding the post about a mother smashing her son's laptop and deleting his Steam Account. That woman needs to be locked up. Forever.
@xXxmlg_vacxXx
@xXxmlg_vacxXx Жыл бұрын
Yes
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Жыл бұрын
Is that the Quora layout? I have an account there for no reason and there's psychotic questions spammed there all the time.
@MurdocsMinion
@MurdocsMinion 2 жыл бұрын
That salon owner needs to go to *prison*. That whole thing is not a funny anecdote or joke, and it's really disgusting that it was presented like one through the word choice of the headline writer, and whover posted it among other things that are meant to be funny. The moment she chose to illegally detain him instead of calling the police, she was in the wrong. Every step beyond that was amoral, inhumane, and all around screwed up.
@MrOsmodeus
@MrOsmodeus 2 жыл бұрын
it obviously fails the reversal test. if he had detained her and used her for 3 days he'd be on multiple life sentences. i presume she walked away with a slap on the wrist in the form of a high five
@agentpaper8130
@agentpaper8130 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrOsmodeus Did they say which country it happened in? It really depends on the country. I know the man was Russian but ethnic Russians live in alot of places.
@MrOsmodeus
@MrOsmodeus 2 жыл бұрын
@@agentpaper8130 would it change much? he might get executed instead?
@agentpaper8130
@agentpaper8130 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrOsmodeus Some places would not just let her off. Kidnapping and other charges even if they were in an area that wouldn't tack on rape. I mean maybe execution in some countries or areas in those countries.
@endgamerplays
@endgamerplays 2 жыл бұрын
Tip for comment formatting: If you’re trying to type bold, put the colon after the period. Otherwise, it won’t work.
@lukasdanarm
@lukasdanarm 2 жыл бұрын
I, a Wendy's worker, can confirm that the foils do in fact say DO NOT PUT IN MICROWAVE
@Venotix
@Venotix 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes emkay has me rolling on the floor laughing, sometimes they have me saying "stop, please stop talking" but I always watch the videos anyway
@Jrdn357
@Jrdn357 2 жыл бұрын
I know! They're sometimes fucking hilarious, and other times I'm just cringing cause the narrators just go on and on and won't stop talking!
@bye1551
@bye1551 2 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck that robber story is horrifying. The guy got raped repeatedly for 3 days and people are *laughing* ??? Imagine "women breaks into home to rob single man, is tied up and used as a sex slave for days" like whattt???? That's traumatising I can't believe that people are taking that lightly because he was a guy and got overpowered???
@holdupits420
@holdupits420 2 жыл бұрын
Because the shop owner was hot so it's not bad
@katherineex
@katherineex Жыл бұрын
​@@holdupits420the fact she isnt even THAT hot
@shroomian2739
@shroomian2739 2 жыл бұрын
14:30 it took me 78 hours to get my first 100% steel soul file and 167 hours to get my first 112%. That guy does have a right to be sad, regardless of if he pirated the game
@ReggieMidknight
@ReggieMidknight 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully they learned a valuable lesson, but they probably didn't let's hope they don't try the same thing after playing Silksong. If that ever comes out.
@cosmiccatalyst6448
@cosmiccatalyst6448 5 ай бұрын
I can’t really say anything here since I never really got far in Hollow Knight, I did however complete both Ori games, NITW (minus the epilogue) and almost all of Celeste (Everything except the 9th chapter, the second one after the main story)
@TuffMelon
@TuffMelon 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who thinks the CU in the NT ad was an innocent mistake clearly doesn't know Aussies very well.
@brockbracken318
@brockbracken318 2 жыл бұрын
“Humans are the smartest species on earth” Humans:
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 жыл бұрын
Literally no scientist has ever said that.
@brockbracken318
@brockbracken318 2 жыл бұрын
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla r/woooosh
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 жыл бұрын
It's not a whoosh when you randomly make up a quote than knock down your own quote. Learn how comedy works cause this ain't it fam.
@ddy_Jaxx
@ddy_Jaxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla you missed the joke dude.. that’s the whole point😭
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 жыл бұрын
@@ddy_Jaxx ...You children are braindead if you think that's funny humor. 2020 must have destroyed your braincells.
@skynet0912
@skynet0912 2 жыл бұрын
The spoiler would technically work, but it would do next to nothing to improve anything, as the car is already nose-heavy and front wheel drive, so it would need to go way faster than highway speeds to get any effect you would notice! F1 experimented with high wings on the front in the late 60s, and they DID help, but was also on cars that were going much faster, had better tires, and were much lighter. And even then, it only made them a bit faster in the corners, and added more drag on the straights...
@hybridstoatdragon
@hybridstoatdragon 2 жыл бұрын
0:54 that just broke me. keep in mind someone has to PAY FOR THIS or know what they are doing and if the guy or person that did this was payed to do this they hopefully dont got a job anymore.... damn
@BloodyBay
@BloodyBay 2 жыл бұрын
I have three of those indoor HVAC units (connected to one outdoor unit) in my own home, and that image made me grumble. "You put the *inside* part *outside* and you put the *outside* part *inside,* you unbelievable twit! I hope that your HVAC license got revoked over this mess!"
@thundrakion
@thundrakion 2 жыл бұрын
9:54 That COULD work, but we typically have a front lip spoiler. Front wings are more on F1 cars and sprint cars. A front spoiler can increase front wheel grip, and a front wheel drive car like that can only benefit from that. Rear wheel drive can benefit too, as you get more grip to steer with. Edit: A spoiler is meant to create downforce at higher speeds, which helps with grip.
@doo_lissdu_lighost6133
@doo_lissdu_lighost6133 2 жыл бұрын
Well, I just learned something new today. Thank you, internet person!
@CoolKiller28
@CoolKiller28 2 жыл бұрын
The milk email for the cheese, while rediculous, is something that I dont quite consider a facepalm to me. Mainly cause its notifying that the cheese is being recalled for not having the milk in the alergens section. Its stupid but like, I feel like the email was something that was needed to be sent so that stuff like lawsuits about it doesnt happen
@jfkhdsjfhjdslhfsd.f1888
@jfkhdsjfhjdslhfsd.f1888 2 жыл бұрын
so the reason behind it wasn't a facepalm. the reason behind that reason is a facepalm
@flarewolf
@flarewolf 2 жыл бұрын
@@jfkhdsjfhjdslhfsd.f1888 to be slightly fair if you are unfamiliar with what skim milk is it's not that unreasonable to think that it is a non-dairy milk substitute. Especially if milk is not listed in the allergens. Like imagine it's your first time buying groceries for yourself and while you are aware of your milk allergy your not completely sure what things are actual milk and what are milk substitutes as most are just called blank milk so you see a cheese that says skim milk. You've never had cheese and you think this might be your chance as you think skim might just be another milk substitute and just to be sure you check the allergens list and you don't see milk so you think it is safe.
@CoolKiller28
@CoolKiller28 2 жыл бұрын
@@jfkhdsjfhjdslhfsd.f1888 honestly, I was kinda more complaining about the tldr given since it kinda made it sound like costco was giving the warning that it had milk and not that there was a recall about them not including milk on the alergens warning
@sea_gull_89
@sea_gull_89 2 жыл бұрын
10:00 It is possible to explain the physics behind it - but doing that would be a terrible spoiler 🤐
@brendanschuett
@brendanschuett 2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@peter_kitsune
@peter_kitsune 2 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tsh
@oddcrafter1270
@oddcrafter1270 Жыл бұрын
Oh, you!
@michaelgum97
@michaelgum97 2 жыл бұрын
About the Costco post, as someone who's allergic to milk, I can say that it's not all the same level of severity, I can't drink regular milk, but cheese and ice cream aren't a problem, butter is something that I can only have in moderation.
@Arkylie
@Arkylie 2 жыл бұрын
Also, it might be that someone with a severe milk allergy thought that because the cheese didn't have milk listed, it was a cheese substitute -- vegan cheese or whatever. I can see why that recall notice was sent out.
@juanausensi499
@juanausensi499 2 жыл бұрын
@Evi1 M4chine Lactose intolerancy and milk allergy are two separate conditions. Good cheese has almost no lactose but still contains casein (the protein of the milk that usually gives the allergy), so lactose-intolerants can usually have cheese (the more matured, the better) but milk allergics can't.
@audacity_motion5006
@audacity_motion5006 2 жыл бұрын
Emkay never disappoints
@ipoo5531
@ipoo5531 2 жыл бұрын
All comments be like
@yummyfingers4262
@yummyfingers4262 2 жыл бұрын
@@ipoo5531 ikrrr
@rts6829
@rts6829 2 жыл бұрын
@@ipoo5531 Agreed
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 жыл бұрын
Only their parents.
@nazmameah3810
@nazmameah3810 2 жыл бұрын
Some people do tho
@MTG9745
@MTG9745 2 жыл бұрын
Watching EmKay instead of going to class. I’d say it’s worth it.
@paulchaudoir190
@paulchaudoir190 2 жыл бұрын
The reporter reminded me of another interview with a tennis player where the reporter congratulated the player on his win. Unfortunately though the player lost the match. lol
@thefunkiestswag
@thefunkiestswag 2 жыл бұрын
The first meme reminds me of that one video where someone stole some guy's laptop but the guy (who got his laptop stolen) hacked into his OWN laptop and found a video of the thief dancing and uploaded it and didn't take it down lol
@Epicest_of_sauces
@Epicest_of_sauces 2 жыл бұрын
Pov: your mum comes in when the video says "gargle gargle give me more" 💀💀💀
@viridian-
@viridian- 2 жыл бұрын
Now that nobody is talking about it anymore, I figured I'd let everyone know that I did try the tomato sauce and nutella sandwich. When I die and go to hell because I ignored the aspca commercials, I'm sure this is the sandwich that will greet me in the high school cafeteria that is the first layer of hell.
@sylvirgiomanach1491
@sylvirgiomanach1491 2 жыл бұрын
You're doing the lord's work, my child. Bless you for your sacrifice. 🫂🤣
@Natertot.
@Natertot. 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 there is most definitely a line on the wrapping that says "do not put in microwave" you probably couldn't find it cause was burnt black
@gabbieblue
@gabbieblue 2 жыл бұрын
as an englander, i can confirm that the plants and the cows are pretty cool the people less so
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 2 жыл бұрын
We all know England is cool
@Sw33theart.
@Sw33theart. 2 жыл бұрын
2:10 the reason shampoo has instructions.
@stuffynosepatrol
@stuffynosepatrol 2 жыл бұрын
6:50 that is genuinely disturbing if this is real
@GraySkull289
@GraySkull289 2 жыл бұрын
0:22 the Y is deformed but we never speak about the missing A. Never.
@typhoon1575
@typhoon1575 2 жыл бұрын
10:00 yes. That does work. Wings don't help with drag, they make drag. This is creating down force putting more traction on on the front wheels. Not a good idea for many unrelated reasons but it isn't non functional
@yaramudriy9636
@yaramudriy9636 2 жыл бұрын
15:26 But he actually can. The proportions of the pipi and the body of the gorilla are such that even if the size of the monkey were increased to + 7 meters, the size of the hose would be approximately 22-25 cm
@JJean64
@JJean64 2 жыл бұрын
@AS IF The square cube law?
@BloodyBay
@BloodyBay 2 жыл бұрын
First question: Is that measurement for Flaccid or for Erect? Second question: Who gets to be on top? 😏
@rioovalentine
@rioovalentine 2 жыл бұрын
I literally just finished watching the last emkay video and then I get the notification for this one, the universe is looking out for me
@dragongolden1065
@dragongolden1065 2 жыл бұрын
the more time I spend on the internet, the more I am convinced that aliens decide not to cuminate with us and instead look at us as entertainment
@agentpaper8130
@agentpaper8130 2 жыл бұрын
We are their soap opera guilty pleasure. I guess action when we have large scale wars.
@agentpaper8130
@agentpaper8130 2 жыл бұрын
@Evi1 M4chine lol good one. Extra terrestrials tho would still lump you and us together as a species
@blacksunshinegaming9315
@blacksunshinegaming9315 2 жыл бұрын
Theoretically the front wing setup works, but in that case, no its just creating a large amount of drag with no real positive effect. in the 70s front wings were experimented with and they are still used in limited cases like hill climbs but overall there are better methods to create downforce that are used.
@caitlinabbott7895
@caitlinabbott7895 2 жыл бұрын
Jack singing bits 1:13
@mariushatcher2643
@mariushatcher2643 2 жыл бұрын
8:09 what makes this better is that I'm pretty sure that's the ace aro flag
@Gordy-io8sb
@Gordy-io8sb 5 ай бұрын
It's the warm/cold color gradient. It's common in a lot of designs, especially ones with "sunset" or "summer" themes (I'm not sure about this one though). But in all seriousness, no, it's not. The resemblance is definitely unintentional. They're not trying to market that nonsense to children, they wouldn't go that far.
@endgamerplays
@endgamerplays 2 жыл бұрын
9:55 I’m not 100% sure on the aerodynamics of spoilers, but I feel like this came from this person thinking “if my car is front wheel drive, then I could put a spoiler on the front for extra downforce!” When actually, it doesn’t work like that. The spoiler is usually in the rear to accommodate rear wheel drive cars, and you wouldn’t even be going fast enough, even on the highway, for this to take effect, so it’s essentially useless. It also reduces visibility, so that makes it actually dangerous.
@Mortomi
@Mortomi 2 жыл бұрын
10:07 It’s so the cars don’t fly off the ground. Both not useful on that car, and probably not useful on the front. It increases air drag by a lot, but that is intentional.
@typhoon1575
@typhoon1575 2 жыл бұрын
It actually does still work on the front. Pushing on the front wheels more than the rear there.
@no_pseudo_idea6517
@no_pseudo_idea6517 2 жыл бұрын
12:00 My country actually have more civil War/revolution (around 2 per minute) than Lost War (only 3 per hours)
@Arctic204
@Arctic204 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I watch EmKay videos my panic and stress melt away
@CoffeeMug2828
@CoffeeMug2828 2 жыл бұрын
That Australian Tourism slogan is brilliant. It screams Australian from end to end.
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 6 ай бұрын
4:06 Yeah, I had a friend give me a birthday present (bath salts) - which was somewhat thoughtful because I do take baths to relax, but I didn’t care for the scent so went to return it and they wouldn’t do it because that scent had been discontinued for too long. Ordinarily I wouldn’t be offended by regifting, it’s the person who gave it and the nature of our relationship.
@thepurplevaporeon9781
@thepurplevaporeon9781 2 жыл бұрын
As a brit I completely agree that the only nice places in England are the places with minimal human beings. Or the random corner shops
@hunter_michelie4425
@hunter_michelie4425 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Britain, I am putting a firm disagreement on that. My Dad moved to the countryside where the nearest towns are Eight Miles either way and it is horrendous to get any sustenance or go to your job without a car.
@thepurplevaporeon9781
@thepurplevaporeon9781 2 жыл бұрын
@@hunter_michelie4425 that is an understandable disagreement, as I was writing from my point of view, where the countryside is the only nice place near me. other than the corner shops of course. Gotta love those corner shops.
@adrian8276
@adrian8276 2 жыл бұрын
6:53 I hope that man gets the therapy he needs after that
@stuffynosepatrol
@stuffynosepatrol 2 жыл бұрын
I hope the Salon owner goes to prison
@lefandomtrash7746
@lefandomtrash7746 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly yeah… at first it would’ve been fine if she just beat him up because it would’ve been self defense, but like….. that’s basically torture what she did to him.
@crissis3263
@crissis3263 2 жыл бұрын
@@stuffynosepatrol probably not
@stuffynosepatrol
@stuffynosepatrol 2 жыл бұрын
@@crissis3263 unfortunatley, the world is backwards when it comes to this stuff.
@MurdocsMinion
@MurdocsMinion 2 жыл бұрын
@@lefandomtrash7746 Not basically. That is unequivocally actual torture. No one deserves that sort of treatment, and that woman needs to go to prison and get some mandatory mental health care herself.
@adrian8276
@adrian8276 2 жыл бұрын
8:55 I mean technically he did chop meat
@agentpaper8130
@agentpaper8130 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't even have to do prep work for breakfast. Just cook and enjoy
@adrian8276
@adrian8276 2 жыл бұрын
@@agentpaper8130 fried winner for breakfast
@alfiepolhill499
@alfiepolhill499 2 жыл бұрын
8:45 mozzarella is supposed to be made from buffalo milk which has a lower dairy content, similar to goats milk. The shop is just selling cows milk mozzarella and warning people that it isn't buffalo milk
@MicroMidas
@MicroMidas 2 жыл бұрын
9:55 Well, if I'm not mistaken, a spoiler on a car is designed to "push" the rear end of the car down, thereby giving the car a better grip on the rear tires. So no, putting it on the front would not help. Unless... Maybe that's a front wheel drive? ^^
@RAYM4N
@RAYM4N 2 жыл бұрын
Emkay never gives up nor disappoint to make us laugh and make us enjoy and waste our time just to see their amazing and masterpieces of content
@lost_pigeon
@lost_pigeon 2 жыл бұрын
hmm..... bot?
@LiamSmall12
@LiamSmall12 2 жыл бұрын
as long as it not the weird gay one
@joelhoon1707
@joelhoon1707 2 жыл бұрын
It's not a waste of time if you're using it to entertain yourself in your free time
@baconburgeronly3089
@baconburgeronly3089 2 жыл бұрын
@@LiamSmall12 thiers a gay one?
@LiamSmall12
@LiamSmall12 2 жыл бұрын
@@baconburgeronly3089 yeah
@medic-gg7jo
@medic-gg7jo 2 жыл бұрын
1:50 I seriously hope, these people don't ever buy a knife, or something. because, there's not a "don't stab yourself" written on it.
@Charlie-f8r8s
@Charlie-f8r8s Жыл бұрын
5:03 as a Scottish person I can confirm that hating England is very common
@cosmiccatalyst6448
@cosmiccatalyst6448 5 ай бұрын
Is this an alt-account scenario? Because the wording is weird and the pfps are the same colour.
@F0XY5O1
@F0XY5O1 2 жыл бұрын
The Dr.Wily joke at the end got me lol was not expecting that
@Steffaroo22
@Steffaroo22 2 жыл бұрын
ah yes the beautiful “happy birthdy” sign very awesome
@donutchan8114
@donutchan8114 2 жыл бұрын
1:20 good to know i can't trust ANY of my coworkers then
@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake
@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake 2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is like like someone putting money in their pocket that has holes
@bruceluiz
@bruceluiz 2 жыл бұрын
5:28 Privacy Issues and Weirdos with creepy pm's aside, it has a shitton of "I don't want a solution, I want to be Mad" vibes.
@aaronabbey2604
@aaronabbey2604 2 жыл бұрын
She is looking for validation and nothing more. She is just lying to herself thinking she is a good mother.
@bruceluiz
@bruceluiz 2 жыл бұрын
@@aaronabbey2604 r/NobodyAsked m8
@grandiewandie
@grandiewandie 2 жыл бұрын
10:07, it helps counter the understeer of the car, it’s FWD and has poor steering, the spoiler increases drag, but also increases downforce, which means it grips better
@glitchwarewolfgaming6113
@glitchwarewolfgaming6113 2 жыл бұрын
Mom: how do i get my 18-year old son to stop gaming after destroying what he bought to play his games Me: you don’t because he is 18 its his stuff and your gonna have to buy him a new laptop
@KilosFoxo
@KilosFoxo 2 жыл бұрын
10:04 considering the car is front wheel drive the wing would produce downforce on the driving wheels if the car was actually capable of going fast enough which it isnt meaning that the wing is useless
@MrOsmodeus
@MrOsmodeus 2 жыл бұрын
also it's not obstructing the road, it might obstruct your view of the traffic lights your stopped at but not the road that's under your bumper.
@humbleebumblee
@humbleebumblee 2 жыл бұрын
0:48 that ac is installed backwards... Somehow
@sourkefir
@sourkefir 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, we trespassed aliens long ago, beating Dark Souls with a homemade pizza controller!
@joshuazane3210
@joshuazane3210 2 жыл бұрын
That cu in the nt sign is the most Australian thing I've ever seen. 😄
@nejithesouless7345
@nejithesouless7345 2 жыл бұрын
ah emkay...the channel that never fails to make my day
@crimsoncrafter2333
@crimsoncrafter2333 2 жыл бұрын
15:08 That sounds like what my classmate said when we wouldn’t allow him to be around the kindergarteners because of what he did last time
@eternalturtle2439
@eternalturtle2439 2 жыл бұрын
the reaction to the "See you in the NT" poster is priceless
@thatcuteaxolotl7452
@thatcuteaxolotl7452 2 жыл бұрын
9:56 it works! It would produce downforce to increase grip (an drag) but the dirty air coming from the wing would decrease the efficiency of the rear wing. The arrows F1 team did something similar to this in 2001.
@entitledbobcat
@entitledbobcat 2 жыл бұрын
Dylan didn’t ruin the moment. He perfected it.
@thatthing7334
@thatthing7334 2 жыл бұрын
hello, i am here to talk about the big wing on the dodge neon: 1. wings are used to create downforce, which sucks the car into the ground "at rather high speeds" 2. wings made by a cheap manufacturer usually don't work . 3. the position of the wing makes absolutely no sense. hope you enjoyed my ted talk jack.
@Lapantouflemagic0
@Lapantouflemagic0 2 жыл бұрын
11:00 most dried products, if stored properly in an airtight container can store for a very long time, the expiration date is more of a legal precaution to the manufacturer. i've found unopened breakfast cereals that were expired for more than a year and ate them, they were perfectly fine and so was I.
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 2 жыл бұрын
but... chick-fil-a has literally always been closed on sundays.
@StudentDriverBR
@StudentDriverBR 2 жыл бұрын
9:55 this is NOT wrong BUT it's only useful for racing since it's creating downforce its also creating drag which reduces the miles per gallon, if the owner is gonna use that car for Spectator Drags for example that would help especially because thats a Front Wheel Drive car and a car used for Spectator Drag is not worth spending a lot of money so just putting the wing in the front will be cheaper than making all the aero change that people would do on car used for Time Attack, Hill Climb or Track Day
@TheLegacyDan
@TheLegacyDan 2 жыл бұрын
That last one actually made me pause while eating lunch. Brain had to reboot
@Cm38271
@Cm38271 2 жыл бұрын
10:04 Without getting too involved in physics as the make this response complicated, the basics of a spoiler is the it creates downforce over the wheels so as to increase the grip on the powered wheels thereby increasingthe speed, so if this is a FWD then the spoiler actually makes sense as it is increasing friction on the ground with the powered wheels, so what a spoiler should do
@jyhan1q94
@jyhan1q94 2 жыл бұрын
I bet Sam never knew Samurai would become a hell of a nickname to live up to until he wrote that joke of a article. No honor to journalism.
@snek5596
@snek5596 2 жыл бұрын
10:02 Yes. A spoiler on the front of a car can help with aerodynamics and handling. Just look up either of Chris Rado’s old Scion TC time attack race cars.
@axehead45
@axehead45 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair to the women on r/foreveralonewomen I don’t think I’d want a bunch of strange men popping in my DM’s trying to date me.
@washipuppy
@washipuppy 2 жыл бұрын
SA's slogan was "SA Going All The Way" for a while back there, so clear inuendo is a time-honoured tradition for getting people to the middle of Australia.
@alexisgrunden1556
@alexisgrunden1556 2 жыл бұрын
8:25 I've actually seen worse...once. A falling-apart FORD POS computer, sent to me by a frienemy. My honest-to-God first thought upon seeing the condition of the box was _"Well, at least I know it's not a b*mb; it would've gone off in the damn mail truck!"_
@U.S_Drifter
@U.S_Drifter Жыл бұрын
11:30, same thing happened to me, but it was an Essay. And it registering my previous attempt as a completely different student so when I re-submitted my assignment, it was over 80% plagiarized.💀
@mareczek00713
@mareczek00713 2 жыл бұрын
10:05 - spoilers make air flow push the side with the spoiler harder to the ground therefore increasing traction which is supposed to help cars with acceleration, thus spoiler in front of FWD car would be good... theoretically. Practically though, front wheels already get the grip due to angled windshield and hood.
@XenoTheEnergized1339
@XenoTheEnergized1339 2 жыл бұрын
6:12 KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT
@SIS3W3N
@SIS3W3N 2 жыл бұрын
10:05 On a non-racing, front-wheel-drive vehicle, a spoiler is basically useless regardless of where it is located. Downforce is not required, and you're unlikely to ever be driving fast enough to generate it to any significant degree.
@keshaartis8365
@keshaartis8365 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that 0 of you caught the missing a in the very first one is absolutely killing me. 😂😂😂 Still in the BAG! Good gracious. 🤣🤣🤣 Or just looking quickly and not actually paying attention (copy 100). Parasols aren't umbrellas. 💁🏽‍♀️ They're also not waterproof. That's why they're different terms. There's been studies on filter use. It links to depression a LOT. Common sense isn't common anymore. 😭 That's Walmart logic for you.
@ladykoiwolfe
@ladykoiwolfe 2 жыл бұрын
I think you mean the second one. The first one was the no peeing outside sign. I'm assuming you mean the Birthdy sign. I was surprised Jack didn't mention it, but he did seem very distracted.
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Жыл бұрын
5:22 "I can lawfully say they're because they dumped my great great great great grandfather onto this island."
@jasporentrophi1468
@jasporentrophi1468 2 жыл бұрын
no you can not sue a multimillion dollar corporation for not having common sense XD
@anxietyarchfeypwincess
@anxietyarchfeypwincess 2 жыл бұрын
Milk Allergy and Lactose Intolerance are very different. Lactose Intolerant people can still have milk, just they have a bowel issue in a few hours, Milk Allergy people can’t have milk or they may die.
@agentpaper8130
@agentpaper8130 2 жыл бұрын
I thought they were the same lol. Thanks for the info.
@entitledbobcat
@entitledbobcat 2 жыл бұрын
8:29 probably has weights inside it. People will order lifting weights and ship it in cardboard boxes like that and they always end up falling apart. Multiple times. Especially if it needs to go on the top shelf in the delivery truck. Honestly, that might even be a box I touched.
@eliotoole4534
@eliotoole4534 2 жыл бұрын
10:05 they are to stop the car from flying because at high speed the car acts like a wing
@sagacious03
@sagacious03 2 жыл бұрын
Okay video. Thanks for uploading!
@RedyShines
@RedyShines 2 жыл бұрын
Hi. Guy from NZ here. Yea I don't know why the NZ air force uses a kiwi. I mean, we have the Kea. Literally the 'world's smartest bird'. But honestly maybe they shouldn't use the Kea since they weren't smart enough to realize this lol.
@ghostblob8283
@ghostblob8283 2 жыл бұрын
Watching emkay while being sick
@NoahGooder
@NoahGooder 2 жыл бұрын
6:54 what in the f***
@brainstorm623
@brainstorm623 2 жыл бұрын
"Not today, blissful ignorance!" - Jack McGirr, 2022
@jacobcallahan4813
@jacobcallahan4813 2 жыл бұрын
10:04 it does make sense due to the car being front wheel drive, spoilers are used to help add traction, as dumb as this looks it actually helps as long as it doesn't block your view obviously
@Master_Conner
@Master_Conner 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, literally the whole point of that King Kong meme is that there is a guy in the comment section explaining the exact opposite to be truth.
@thebrosthatjustmakevideos
@thebrosthatjustmakevideos 2 жыл бұрын
8:50 I think the facepalm is the fact they have to do that, because some people don’t know and will sue them for that
@randomyt666
@randomyt666 2 жыл бұрын
3:03 you'll see those everywhere on the rear window of a car, even in NSW.
@MrOsmodeus
@MrOsmodeus 2 жыл бұрын
that's what makes it a genius marketing stunt, all the bogans who want a sticker from any distance other than criminal levels of tailgating is just offensive for no good reason. they've spread like a wildfire. also why wouldn't they have spread to NSW? why would they stay in the NT? NT tourism doesn't need to attract northerners.
@winderwind8489
@winderwind8489 2 жыл бұрын
13:44 To those that don't get it : Kiyotaka Ayanokoji is the MC of the anime "Classroom of the Elite" or COTE , he is extremelly intelligent and in a way REALLY disturbing , this is how much I can say with as little spoiler as I could think The anime is a sort of psycology anime
@MrJayrock620
@MrJayrock620 2 жыл бұрын
For student loan “forgiveness” to be effective and efficient, make it a grant for high demand low enrolment fields. On a 10 year loan make the criteria that you have to spend 5-6 years working in the field before you can apply and then cover the rest of the loan. It boosts underserved sectors in the economy and guarantees that you’re not throwing away tax dollars on dead beats abusing the system.
@joseraynortibor334
@joseraynortibor334 2 жыл бұрын
9:56 front wings are technically a thing for cars, but only if they have too much power and focus on handling. plus its meant to be in the front bumper. so overall what this guy is doing is messing his car up by slowing it down even more than it is.
@moonlordmeow3431
@moonlordmeow3431 2 жыл бұрын
8:53 I once saw a school canteen food label that was for a pot of cheese, and the only text on it was the name, and the fact it contained cheese as an allergen. U=Some people are so stupid they don't think a pot of cheese has cheese in it.
@MrOsmodeus
@MrOsmodeus 2 жыл бұрын
in a school canteen it likely wouldn't contain cheese so the label warning you it did is the only important thing it needed to say
@moonlordmeow3431
@moonlordmeow3431 2 жыл бұрын
@Evi1 M4chine that is a valid point, fair enough.
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