r/FacePalm - They Banned... WHAT??

[@TheClick]

LIVE RIGHT NOW come say hi

[@skytbh8882]

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[@sadwasdead5065]

wow i'm early, finally

[@Imtootiredforthissh1t]

Hi Click love your videos, they always make my day better! We just got a kitten and are looking for name suggestions for a wee girl :)

[@kian_the_kid8966]

Hello fellow landshark enjoyers

[@Alice1apple]

@Izuku mydoria ratio

[@ratboy2]

That “why dont atheists give in to their worst impulses” one really told on themself 😭

[@elaexplorer]

As Tony (Ricky Gervais) said in After Life. "I do all the (R word) and murdering I want" which is none.

[@Tekdruid]

If you need the threat of eternal damnation to act like a good person, you are _not_ a good person.

[@voidboi2831]

If you need an all powerful omnipotent deity that threatens you with eternal pain and torture for you to avoid murdering people and doing horrible things, you probably are not a good person.

[@Artz_by_M]

Humans have a thing called self control so I agree, if somebody needs the threat of eternal pain and suffering than they really aren't a good person.

[@Nerobyrne]

the thing is, I do give in to my worst impulses! I sometimes watch KZbin at work and take more bathroom breaks than necessary

[@LookingForFrogs]

My sister's school did a protest once, after the new principle changed the dress code, before that it was very chill and quite reasonable, but among the new rules he specifically banned girls from wearing make up so a sizaable group of boys at the school asked girls to help them putting whole drag queen level make up before school so everything got covered in glitter and smeared with rainbow colors.

[@soupyssoup]

i hope they changed it back after that.

[@LookingForFrogs]

@@soupyssoup they changed the principal too very quickly. 😆 he also did some others scummy things, like removing free hot tea during Winter months because "that's too costly " while buying several big tvs to broadcast his announcents on the school halls... honesty guy was the walking definition of "drunk with power"...

[@Llortnerof]

Principal use pronoun! Punish principal!

[@Dekubud]

That sounds really fun! The best way to protest is to have a harmless blast with it whenever possible.

[@Miliradian]

@@LookingForFrogs ''I hate children, i should be a principal because of that!''

[@ChosenOne41]

"Pants sexualize people, so only men should wear them" probably not what Roosh meant, but it is essentially what he said

[@Llortnerof]

So only men should be sexualised? Gee, sexism has come a long way.

[@kdepp90]

If someone came up to me saying women shouldn't be wearing jeans cause it sexualizes then, I'd tell them, 'yup they sure they do, that's why I wear boys jeans instead!" For context, I'm like under five and half feet tall, with somewhat curvy hips, and I have a very hard time finding women's jeans that fit me. They're either too long, too small (can't get them over my hips if I get them to fit my waist area), or too big overall/too big in the back and tend to pooch out in the back (if I get them big enough to go over my hips, they're too big around my waist, as I have a smaller waist line than my hips are wide). So as a result, most of my shopping for jeans tend to be done in the Boys section, cause Boys jeans and slacks have an adjustable waistband inside, so I can just tighten them or loosen them at my waist as needed. Also, POCKETS!!! 😃 Also, I'd like to add, if u wanna sexualize boys jeans (not mens, BOYS) on someone who doesn't completely 100% identify as female (I'm afab), good luck. Have fun with that. Cause not only are you sexualizing a female bodied person (ugh all on its own) whos not even remotely trying to look "sexually appealing as a female", but u're also sexualizing minors/childrens clothing as well, so double ugh! Any discriminating thing u say after that in regards to my clothing choices is just gonna make u sound like a pedo, so have fun with that, lol.

[@stefangrobbink7760]

Idk man, seems kinda gay to me

[@elainasynranelt]

@@kdepp90 why wear boy pants - pockets - there are no other reasons

[@warfightvgaming1565]

@@kdepp90 Can you tell me what afab means? honestly never heard that before. If it‘s not too personal

[@SprinkelFallingleaf]

As a person who has been married for 27 years, to my best friend... You can not break a happy and healthy marriage, no matter how you try. If both partners are happy, they communicate, and all that... Another person just cant break it. Those who stray or cheat, weren't in a happy space to begin with.

[@razztastic]

You are fundamentally misunderstanding relationships due to the privilege of keeping a honeymoon phase for the entire duration of *your* relationship. Being with someone isn't a fucking romantic novel, saying those who stray or cheat were never happy with their partner in the first place is naive at best and absolutely incompetent at worst.

[@cre-k8-ive]

True! I'm not married and it isn't a goal of mine. But this is true of all relationships. If an outside individual is able to break a relationship, it wasn't very stable to begin with. And seeing that can help you decide what needs to be done. Are the people in the relationship each wanting to put in effort to rebuild? If not, you can say goodbye without hate knowing you made the right choice. I think what people feel most upset about is there's an implication that divorce is a failure. If we stop phrasing it as "Here's how to communicate so you don't get divorced", I think people are happier to listen.

[@Just_Reading_Comments]

@@razztastic I think you misunderstood the comment. When OP wrote “Those who stray or cheat, weren’t in a happy space to begin with” they aren’t talking about from the beginning of the relationship. They simply meant for someone to cheat there had already been a breakdown in the relationship before the cheating occurred, which is true. Just because you refer to your partner as your best friend and espouse communication doesn’t mean someone is in “a honeymoon phase”, those are quite literally key points in a healthy relationship and not just things in a fucking romantic novel. Real relationships are hard work. Cheating doesn’t just mysteriously happen out of nowhere and another person can’t cause someone who is in a happy, healthy, fulfilling marriage to cheat. Which is all @SprinkleFallingleaf was saying.

[@mommy2libras]

That's one of the stupidest things I've heard. Plenty of people are happy in their relationships at one point only to find themselves unhappy, or at least discontent, years later. This can be due to life circumstances, traumatic events or even just the fact that people can grow and change over time. Very few people are the same people in their 40s and 50s that they were in their teens and 20s and plenty of factors can affect how they think of themselves, the world, their place in it and their dreams and aspirations between those years to make what made them insanely happy at 22 no longer make them happy at 38. Or I guess you've never come across some young couple who fell deeply in love, married, had a child and were happy as hell for 5-7 years only to find out that after maturing a bit, they wanted different things out of life than they thought they did right out of high school because they learned in the interim that the world was much larger than they ever imagined. Or one became more selfish as time went on. Or developed a substance abuse issue. Or one of the hundred other things that arises between formerly happy couples every day. Seeing as you've only ever experienced being you, you have no authority to say whether or not anyone else was "really happy" or "actually" loved each other or not.

[@anonymouscommentor411]

​@@mommy2librasI think you're like the other person and misunderstood the OP. The OP is saying that if you cheat on your partner, then you weren't in a happy relationship at that specific time. You can't be actively in a mutually loving and fulfilling relationship and simultaneously be willing to cheat with anyone who asks. Those two things are contradictory behaviours.

[@beardlessdragon]

"It's impossible for a woman to wear pants without sexualizing her body" Tell me you're a pervert without telling me you're a pervert

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

I also heard a really great point from another video that had the same tweet in it. They said, if the pants sexualize a woman then they also sexualize a man.

[@tanyastacy-haws993]

Right, how am I sexualizing myself in sweat pants? 😂

[@justine8387]

@@funnyvideoguy3216 probably believes that pantsless people are also sexualised

[@UNSCPILOT]

What's more hilarious? In ancient Rome skirts were a guy's item. Funny how some fools are so tied up in their own delusions they can't comprehend that things can change or have been different in the past, and it's not a big deal.

[@loverrlee]

Yeah it’s not the woman doing the sexualizing…

[@micahfoley9572]

"Those pants are sexualizing women!!" Pants se-...no? Pants can't do that. They don't have the necessary equipment to sexualize anything. You're sexualizing her and then blaming the pants for your inability to mind your own damn business So stop doing that. Problem solved.

[@ThomasTrue]

The earliest known trousers were silken "harem" trousers, worn by women across Asia and north Africa. Still popular to this day, far from clinging to the figure, these are traditionally very baggy. Such trousers were worn by women in those regions for all the millennia the populace of one tiny region of the western Mediterranean were wearing long robes, which would eventually evolve into dresses, while dictating that a man shall not wear that pertaining to a woman, and vice versa.

[@micahfoley9572]

@@ThomasTrue i figure it's pretty safe to say that pants are as old as people living in cold places. whether we have surviving examples or reliable documentation, it's difficult to imagine folks dealing with the snow and not trying to cover up ever last little bit of exposed skin they can.

[@darkstarr984]

@@ThomasTrue The earliest trousers (prehistoric) seem to have been made of leather and worn by people riding horses with no apparent gendering. Because it’s way more comfortable to ride a horse while wearing a garment that protects the full inner legs.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@darkstarr984 "Way more comfortable." Have you tried riding a horse without pants on? They'll skin your legs from their leather hides.

[@atomheart7907]

People getting triggered over clothing is so fucking funny

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Everytime I hear the pronoun argument I laugh at the ignorance. 90% of English pronouns don't even relate to gender. So saying we shouldn't have pronouns means taking away words like I, You, somebody, everybody, etc. Edit: According to what I looked up it seems like there's even more pronouns than I thought and they're broken up into seven categories: the personal pronoun, the demonstrative pronoun, the interrogative pronoun, the relative pronoun, the indefinite pronoun, the reflexive pronoun, and the intensive pronoun. Apparently there's hundreds of pronouns in the English language and about 80 of them are gender related. Fun little facts.

[@captainyulef5845]

'A' isn't a pronoun???

[@michaelcheng9987]

I believe 'a' is an article, not a pronoun At least in the sense that it sounds weird to say: "That chair? A is made of wood."

[@junglejim4254]

When people are talking about pronouns, they're usually talking about people with they/then or it/it's or neo pronouns, I don't care if it makes them uncomfortable because using incorrect pronouns doesn't mean shit unless it uses feminine or masculine pronouns, they aren't trying to get rid of pronouns, they're getting rid of people who refuse to use she/her or he/him.

[@fuilli]

without pronouns, you can't sing Smash Mouth's All Star cause it starts with somebody, a pronoun

[@junglejim4254]

@@fuilli I'm talking about the new geberation of lgbtq "activists" who use pronouns, not a random singer

[@Gravity_Skye]

If you need an omnipotent being to tell you that assault is wrong you are a terrible person

[@sourgreendolly7685]

And if you have an MCR pfp you have excellent taste 💕

[@Gravity_Skye]

@@sourgreendolly7685 thank you 😭😭

[@H34RTS4CHUUYA]

Mcr profile pic spotted 🗣🗣🗣 (Comment is true tho)

[@YetAnotherGeorgeth]

“Ancient Greece wasn’t gay” Ancient Greece: has a literal island called Lesbos, where we get the word Lesbian!

[@littlecookie000yt]

Fun fact

[@msf2399]

Okay, admittedly “lesbian” specifically refers to Sappho from Lesbos & her very gay poetry. Lesbos itself kinda infamously had a homophobic movement because of how pissed people were about having to share the name. They’ve publicly come around in recent years (largely thanks to all the gay tourists who go to spend money there,) but there are still some very vocal holdouts.

[@Los_BreadstickMartian]

@@msf2399 Yeah, I actually read about it recently in a book I got at the library it was very fun to learn.

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Technically they were bi

[@BluTheLunarFan]

I guess I'm ancient now lol

[@PikovajaDama]

That person who argued that only "low value men" practice BDSM... their head would probably explode when you explain to them that it is possible (and regularly the case) that the dominant partner in the relationship is actually the woman... 🤣

[@plantainsame2049]

Yeah looking at all the stuff around Resident Evil 8 with Lady Dimitri gives me an inside to the taste of a lot of nice people on the internet

[@SevCaswell]

also I assume that by 'high value' she means rich, and a lot of high powered excutives with telephone number salaries are actually into being dominated, and will pay dominatrixes a lot of money to abuse them...

[@teopalafox]

So still low value men then

[@calebdupree3564]

"bUt thAT's gAy"

[@SarahAbramova]

Yup. Or neither, we have switches!

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

The comment about BDSM enrages me! I have never encountered a community as adamant about consent as the BDSM community. Consent is everything in that community!

[@alexw.7097]

Yeah, it's almost like healthy BDSM is entirely based on good communication with your partner(s) 🤔🤔🤔

[@MigattenoBlakae]

@@alexw.7097 it’s almost like healthy SEX is based on clear communication with your partner(s). LOL

[@austindraws4876]

@@MigattenoBlakae it’s almost like a healthy relationship requires communication with your partner Ha

[@LittleParody]

Quoting a friend of mine: "Consent is hot, especially enthusiastic consent", "Consent is arousing"

[@PinkyJujubean]

I've seen plenty of clueless people in the bdsm scene who think they're doms or something but are actually just pushy thirsty creepos. The sub ones are even creepier because they're much more thirsty and deluded. "I wanna live the lifestyle 24/7" types. Consent doesn't really exist in their minds because all they know is "I want it! Gimme gimme!!". They're the ones who never find a partner and then act like everyone in the community is a snob or something like that. Totally clueless people with unrealistic desires.

[@Chaotic-Toast]

Fun fact, the USA doesn’t have an official language, we just primarily use English. Use that whenever a Karen tries to tell you to “speak American”

[@daemonspudguy]

In that situation, learn fluent Swedish. Because obviously.

[@Chaotic-Toast]

@@daemonspudguy I can only barely read Swedish let alone speak it TwT

[@crypticlol]

​@@daemonspudguycan i also speak portuguese or they would think it's spanish?

[@daemonspudguy]

@@crypticlol they would probably think it's Spanish.

[@crypticlol]

@@daemonspudguy damn que chinchilada, no me gusta eso :(

[@Shugunou]

Correction: The swastika is a buddist symbol for peace. The reverse swastika, which is what we call the swastika, is the nazi symbol. Also, even if that wasn't true, that is very clearly a nazi flag.

[@MaticTheProto]

Also don’t mind the ⚡️⚡️ symbol next to the N*zi flag 😅

[@Mercure250]

I'm pretty sure the both the clockwise and counter-clockwise versions are valid versions of the swastika (which is not limited to Buddhism btw and can have many meanings), but clockwise version at a 45 degrees angle like that is strongly associated with Nazism. Also, the general template of the flag is literally the war flag of the Third Reich, AND, also, there's an eagle holding a swastika (that's the most Nazi shit ever), and the Iron Cross (which is not necessarily Nazi, it's more of a Prussian Kingdom/German Empire thing in general, but swastika + Iron Cross = big Nazi energy). This is why studying history is important, folks.

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

@@Mercure250 Plus the Death's Head flag next to it, which is also specific Nazi imagery. Context!

[@lilithiaabendstern6303]

@@LycanKai14 ´pure blood Necromancy, please - you didn't get your arian certificate for nothing - I wonder why that was never taught in Hogwarts since Heinrich and the §§ were clearly the inspiration for Voldi and his magical misfits

[@moronoftheinternet8864]

@@LycanKai14 The swastika is clearly tilted which means it's a nazi swastika.

[@JamiJR]

The one relationship I actually had the guy hated BDSM. He thought it was disgusting and women into it were sick in the head. It didn't stop him from throwing me into walls and threatening me when I said something he didn't like. I even came home from Disneyland with bruises under my clothes from the abuse he showered on me all day long. Meanwhile, I've never felt safer then around those who practice BDSM.

[@insertnamehere1085]

I'm sorry that happened to you

[@jasperjazzie]

i think he thought that his violent behaviours wouldn't have as much of an impact on you and he hated the thought of not being able to hold power over you, idk i'm no psychologist so take it with a cup full of salt but that's the vibes i'm getting here, either way yikes, glad you're outta there

[@gachakris2924]

Unironic, people into BDSM would be usually much better solely on the ground that BDSM is completely based on self control. Caring for partner's needs, not pushing too far and pulling back immediately when they say the word. Considering that at least i feel these situations would be somewhat extreme, it's reasonable to say they'd have similar self control in general. At least that makes sense to me

[@lonesavior]

I won't pretend there aren't guys and girls who just claim to be into BDSM as a way to weasel out of being abusive, especially on vanilla dating sites. If they claim to be into BDSM but they don't respect your boundaries, that's an immediate block from me.

[@drownedtrashrat3501]

@@gachakris2924 yeah, I'm not into bdsm, never done it, probably would never do it, but I feel it's based very largely on what you said, but also on consent and respecting your partner ? So ye lol I don't wanna say thing about _all_ people who practice bdsm but I feel that a large chunk of em are rather decent/safe people to be around who are _very_ good at respecting boundaries

[@GlitterF-CK]

Just a friendly reminder from a consenting and very happy submissive that the motto of bdsm is "safe, sane, and consensual"

[@NutmegBGB]

It's such a big thing that AO3 has a tag for it. I'm glad that you (and presumably your partner[s]) have found happiness and I hope you continue to practice this kink in a way that brings everyone involved pleasure.

[@alexw.7097]

Amen. Plus that lady was totally missing the fact that a massive part of the BDSM community is Queer, and not just dominant Man/submissive Female. "Tell me your whole understanding of BDSM comes from reading a few excerpts of 50 Shades without saying your whole understanding of BDSM comes from reading a few excerpts of 50 shades"

[@whorror7406]

@@alexw.7097 Those same people also forget that there are dominant women too. But I guess they'd just say the submissive man isn't a real man.

[@alexw.7097]

@@whorror7406 I'm a trans man and a sub, and I can confidently state that I am more of a man than any of these "Incel Alpha Sigma High Value Blah Blah Blah Andrew Tate fanboys" can ever claim to be

[@externaldriver]

Serious question: isn't that kind of a turn off for you guys? I'm not into BDSM, but it seems like safe sane and consensual is exactly the opposite of the fantasy. Is it like...a moral limitation you impose on yourself, or would it really not be hot?

[@paristracy8517]

11:40 i think it’s important to note, if a moose decides you need to die, you WILL die. no way around it, you’re practically dead already

[@Fetidaf]

There needs to be a Moose version of “Taken” or John Wick made. “You decided to take my willow leaves away from me… toss them away as if they were filth, soiling your corruption and depravity… but I am a moose with a code, and in order to follow that code, I am giving you the chance to run. If you do that, know that I will be following you. Every moment of every day you will hear my hooves echoing in your head until the day that I find you. And when I find you, they will be echoing no more” “You killed Keanhooves tree!?”

[@Athenachristiansen]

“School bans pronouns” English class is going to get weird

[@WishGender]

Classes in general considering how many words are pronouns. The word “someone” is a pronoun.

[@Nerobyrne]

just talk like cavemen. EZ "Student want bathroom! Teacher no give homework!"

[@charchadonto]

Everybody becomes Kratos. "BOI" "WOMAN"

[@neoqwerty]

@@Nerobyrne English ends up sounding like a shitty half-baked conlang without pronouns and I love that.

[@paulolsen2197]

“Jimmy try not to screw Jimmmy over by ignoring Jimmy’s assignments”

[@whiterabbit47]

A little while ago, a Karen got mad at a Navajo elementary school teacher for teaching about Navajo culture in Navajo Nation, claiming that Navajo culture is the same as Navajo religion LMAO

[@johanhalvarsson2148]

But even if it was, aren't the kids supposed to learn about it? So they can make informed decisions about what sort of religions there are that they can either follow or just ignore? Isn't that was school is about?

[@whiterabbit47]

@@johanhalvarsson2148 I mean, it was a Social Studies class, so I guess? I'm not a teacher so I don't know. But the Karen was basically claiming that learning about different cultures and religions is a form of indoctrination. It was basically like complaining that teachers in Mexico shouldn't teach about Mexican history and culture because it's unamerican

[@davidchapman7350]

@@whiterabbit47 So... racism with extra layers?

[@neoqwerty]

@@whiterabbit47 As a former kid who got a banger Social Studies class and learned about religions AND cults from it because they ARE a social phenomenon, even if they want to think they're more special than that: It's a sociocultural phenomenon. It's only indoctrination if you actually push the doctrines as truth and tell the kids to follow said doctrines, and punish them for not following aforementioned doctrines or showing disbelief. Basically: if it works like a high-control cult, with thought-terminating cliches and emotional and social manipulation and the threat of isolation, it's indoctrination.

[@warfightvgaming1565]

@@whiterabbit47 Isn‘t mansplaining a sexist word?

[@luckymuddypaw]

As a greek myth nerd, I almost died laughing. Sparta's military encouraged gay segs to promote bonds between warriors. I kid you not part of the reason they were so powerful was because their military would encourage them to frick each other.

[@IsomerMashups]

Not to mention the Thebans.

[@tra12048]

Also goes without saying that ancient Greece _was not_ Christian. I think anyone with any amount of knowledge would at least know that much lol. They did have religion, but Christianity was definitely not it, chief XD (well, it wasn't the majority religion. not even close) Not to mention, at least one of their gods was openly bisexual (or at least had relations with both men and women, could've been pan or something). Apollo being the one I actually know about, but I'm pretty sure there's more

[@gabrielbastos18]

@@tra12048 Poseidon, Zephyrus, Herakles (who does become a god after his death) and Zeus (according to the myth of Ganymede). Presumably so was Aphrodite. These are the ones at the top of my head. And then there is Athena, who is basically said to be asexual and aromantic. The jury's still out if Artemis is supposed to be asexual or a lesbian (her having feelings for Orion is a later, Roman, version).

[@a.u.t.057]

I mean, that's one way to convince people to join your army

[@advorak8529]

@@a.u.t.057 Except they did not recruit. You had to be the ruling class to be allowed in, IIRC! No honest work for you, that’s what helots are for.

[@danieltilson4053]

If fear of punishment (whether in this life, or whatever might be next) is the only thing keeping you from doing terrible things, you are not a good person, you are a terrible person on a leash.

[@maximilliansummers3725]

I can tell you that the whole "Australia isn't real" thing is absolutely true. I've been completely fictional for my entire life.

[@intercat4907]

Brilliant. I can only imagine how much you save on your taxes.

[@maximilliansummers3725]

@@intercat4907 My taxes may be fictional, but I still pay them. I like my imaginary roads paved and my fabricated public transport maintained

[@sharkinthemmicrowave]

Me too

[@intercat4907]

@@maximilliansummers3725 Whoo. Progressive Existentialism. A whole new political Party ... if you can fit it on a lapel pin. Cheers.

[@UrDadLes37]

The Matrix, but Australia Edition.

[@yaboicdog]

Jeremy wants pronouns. Jeremy is tired of caveman dialect

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

Jeremy is tired of referring to Jeremyself as Jeremy, please give Jeremy some pronouns

[@themisfitowl2595]

Here are the following pronouns he/him, she/her, they/them, I, you, it, me, we. (I know there is more, I just don't know them) Feel free to pick which ones fit you the best, and know that you have full permission to use them and be called by the ones you like. Enjoy. 😊😊

[@yaboicdog]

@@themisfitowl2595 Jeremy decided on it. It is pleased

[@themisfitowl2595]

@@yaboicdog It is good! Pleasure to meet it!

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

​@@themisfitowl2595 Pronouns acquired. We have achieved true sapience. Our path to ascension has begun. You will bow before us.

[@crwydryny]

The cement one needs a disclaimer DON'T DO THAT seriously it's an easy way to lose fingers, cement setting is an exothermic reaction, and it can produce enough heat to cook your flesh, a si ilar thing happened several years ago to a young girl, they were making plaster casts in school and she decided to make one of her hand as an art project... she cooked 3 of her fingers which had to be amputated

[@AmarisFrede]

Oh that's terrible. I'm actually surprised it's a thing, I only know about the super glue, some Fridays for Future protesters did that and they thought about outlawing it in Germany. Those protesters must also be really committed to the cause, cuz they lose skin for sure.

[@MrPingu-tb5lw]

i feel sorry for the girl, since losing fingers is one of the worst thing i imagine to happen, especially the pain through cooking flesh

[@dreamingahopefuldream4439]

yikes hope the school learned their lesson with the whole plaster cast thing

[@pitioti]

WTF !! I didn't knew about that !! Seems really dangerous !! But that explain why the Hoover barrage needed to use refrigerated pillar to set the cement

[@theduckyninja1086]

I've seen the "cute couple ideas" videos where they will suggest doing a plaster of holding hands quite a few times... This needs to be more common knowledge. Thanks for sharing this, I had no idea before now!

[@kalonin5451]

Just a friendly reminder that the Cassowary was one of the few animals that Steve Irwin refused to approach

[@edwardward4347]

i know, it's so funny because six of the things on the 'win' list well kill you sord and shield be damned. and like four in the 'maybe' list are "game over" screens too

[@Fern-has-Fallen]

I wonder if dave has ever seen an actual Cassowary or roo...

[@avalonwolf]

legitimately, there were maybe 3 things on the "win" list that I thought he could stand a chance of ESCAPING, don't even mention winning a fight

[@betsyjohnson9699]

Exactly. He also had a chimp on the win list, which is an absolute no. He’d be lucky to get two feet before dying

[@tomastavares4248]

I had a friend who brought a pride flag to school in pride month. Then, a group of classmates tried to take it off the class as it “insulted them”

[@tauon_]

lmao

[@RoseDragon529]

School in June?

[@tomastavares4248]

It only ended the 24th, one day before my birthday, so all month we needed to put it back as they took it off a couple of times and even threw it in the trash can once

[@Techy404]

@@tomastavares4248 people are stupid really

[@sopadumacacoumadelicia5]

@@tomastavares4248 Lol and then they call us the snowflakes. Funny how it works XD Anyways y'all fellas did a good job

[@junkyosha8729]

The BDSM one just made me laugh tbh. As someone in that community, the partner I have now (who is the only person I’ve dated also in the community) is so much more respectful and good about boundaries than any other person I’ve been with. Before we did ANYTHING, they had me sit down and explicitly tell them what I was uncomfortable with so that they wouldn’t cross me at all. Plus we switch dominance around so it’s definitely not true that men want to be the top all the time. There are plenty of times when my partner has just wanted to be the bottom and engage in gentle play.

[@advorak8529]

@@jakupharrison8051 But … but … but are you not capable to totally mind-read someone you love? You simply know what they like, don’t you? It’s why people who truly love never talk to each other, and if there is miscommunication, then the other party should simply have thought louder … right?

[@ladyaurora_aurelia]

My husband and I are also Switches. It makes for a very pleasant back and forth and explicit communication is an absolute must. Learning about it and consent should be taught to every person who chooses to engage with anyone else, and not just sexually.

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

I haven't ventured into the community yet (I'm lazy). but I'm interested and as far as I can gather the bdsm community is a lot more about consent and communication than "vanilla" relationships BECAUSE there is no prewritten script of what the relationship will look like. you need to discuss it ALL. I thought that was the thing about it. did I get that right? and as far as I can see ther is quite some power in being the sub in a situation... I really need to get my arse up and get into the community. I already own 2 leather chokers and have drooled over images of whips and riding crops. it might be time...

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

@@advorak8529 cheff's kiss to this sarcasm. it's deliciously acidic.

[@tylerphuoc2653]

@Ethertask Sebastian Have you been to Folsom Street Fair yet?

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

"School BANS Pronouns" Hi, this is Steve. Steve likes eating ice cream. Steve likes watching Steve's favorite Netflix shows. Steve's pronouns are Steve/Steve/Steve. With various corrections from the past 9 months of replies: Hi, Steve is here. Steve likes eating ice cream. Steve likes watching the favorite Netflix shows of Steve. The pronouns of Steve are Steve/Steve/Steve.

[@masterofgamesbrian7058]

How is Steve? Steve is fine, Steve just needs to finish Steve's homework

[@UrDadLes37]

Steve looking forward to school. Steve wants pronouns to be unbanned.

[@nintendoboy3605]

I hope Steve likes watching Steve's favorite Netflix shows because if Steve doesn't then maybe Steve just doesn't like Netflix

[@Lokear]

@@nintendoboy3605 Steve was upset when Steve's favorite Netflix show was cancelled by Netflix due to poor reviews.

[@kitsu13]

Steve forgot "this" is also a pronoun in the context of Steve's sentence, though Steve made an excellent effort. That school will have an interesting time teaching kids to write without pronouns. That school seems to have forgotten the school will have to largely avoid the words "this", "that", "everyone", "anyone", and so on. Good luck to the school in not breaking the school's rules!

[@lizette87]

Bdsm is way more about respect than people (especially this person) might think. The participants respect each other's boundaries, red zones and safety words. It's also very much about trust. You trust your partner(s) enough to do these things that in other scenarios could be considered abusive. And trust that all participants feel safe with one another. It is a deep bond, rooted in trust and respect. I've met my fair share of "vanilla guys" who have had little to none respect for women. With that said, of course it is possible for someone with an interest in bdsm to lack respect. I have spoken to a few doms/sadist's (hetero men in this case) who basically praise and are in awe of their female partner for letting them do these things. A serious sadist always has the masochist's safety in mind and would stop before doing actual harm. Don't forget, it's about mutual pleasure. Consider it a role play if that makes it easier. Warning: oversharing here, but relevant... I've experienced sessions where the sadist had to call it quits because they were too uncomfortable with the amount of pain they were inflicting. Remember, everyone involved in a proper bdsm session is aware of the safety word, has the right to stop it at any given moment and has given their consent. I'm usually not very open about my preference, but I feel that the stigma has to end. Wishing you all a beautiful day ❤ Love from Sweden

[@MillieBlackRose]

I've never done any of that but I would be willing to try with someone I trusted.

[@cryochick9044]

​​@@MillieBlackRosekinks are soo broad I'd be shocked if there wasn't ONE you'd be into. I'm into petplay myself (among many other kinks). Yes as the name suggests treating your partner or being treated by your partner as a pet. If you want I can go more in depth about it. But one kink that is way more common is simply pain play, spanking and hair pulling falls into this category.

[@megapiglatin2574]

Big agree! 🙌 I am definitely the sub/masochist and my partner is a fantastic example of a dom/sadistic partner. [For us] so much of the experience involves mental games/play. My partner has a great phrase he shared with me…something like “the masochist says ‘punish me’ and the sadist says ‘no’” and I feel like that is quite fitting for our dynamic. Oh a whim I made little punch cards for him to use when I am being naughty (usually for incredibly silly things) and he has teasingly told me he is going to use one of the cards to “really” punish me…by having me do a household chore instead of any other kind of “punishment” 😆 LMAO

[@MillieBlackRose]

@@megapiglatin2574 oh he really knows how to punish someone. 😂

[@megapiglatin2574]

@@MillieBlackRose Oh he does! 🤣 I am also real weird about things being "even" (i.e. if I chew a mouthful of food on one side, I have to chew it on the other--minor compulsions like that), and it sometimes serves as a convenient way for my partner to "punish" me literally without lifting a finger, hahaha!

[@miarabea401]

As an atheist it’s that simple: I don’t do things that I wouldn’t want others to do to me. If you really were a good human being you wouldn’t need a god to tell you that hurting others in any way is bad!

[@Myuxi-i8x]

So am I allowed to kill people?

[@LineOfThy]

masochists rejoice

[@ktm9292]

Yep. Fellow atheist here and it's basically this. 1 I have no desire to hurt people either physically or mentally. It's just not something that appeals. And 2 never do anything that another person doesn't consent to, within reason (obviously there should still be consequences if someone else causes harm otherwise we would have anarchy).

[@rompevuevitos222]

@@LineOfThy Masochists would beat you until you started beating them lol

[@cherilynsarts8845]

Fellow atheist!

[@Shadethewolfy]

As a woman who is deeply into BDSM, I can assure you that it is entirely consensual between all parties involved. It's about trust, at its deepest level, and feeling secure enough with your partner to give them control over you. In many regards, the submissive is actually the one with the most control over the situation, as they can say "no" to anything the dominant brings up, if they aren't okay with it. BDSM is a bonding experience, and it allows submissives and dominants to explore their likes and dislikes in a safe and controlled environment. I am Evelyn, and thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[@MaticTheProto]

As a sub/switch with quite some experience of the lgbtq side of the kink community I fully agree!

[@Shadethewolfy]

@「NøSøul 」 ... I did not intend for that to be a pun, but yes. XD

[@nessyness5447]

@「NøSøul 」 lmao, lirerally 🤣🤣

[@flugelblarghen]

The funniest part of that one for me was that I immedietly assumed they were talking about the man being the sub, which really ruins their argument

[@Shadethewolfy]

@@flugelblarghen Mhm! Yeah, men and women can both sub! Which is absolutely amazing and extremely cute to witness a male being submissive towards a hot dommy mommy :3

[@ApolloSketches]

I have to listen to the click with my headphones on because his voice is so suggestive

[@Microwave_Vincent]

Lol

[@algorithmblessedboy4831]

* 1 hour ASMR the click says "you smell amazing" *

[@SnepBlepVR]

Nah man, just share his sultry smexy voice with the world.. such a beautiful orgasm inducing vocal cord movements, must be known to all.

[@ANG3L_69]

Heh *laughs in home alone*

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

@@ANG3L_69 keeeeeeviiiiiiin!!!!!

[@yeetmcgeets]

9:44 this person is evil, imagine being helped by someone and then calling them a demon, disgusting

[@noveltyantiques]

honestly for real.

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

Like omg not everyone is religious bruh it's all made up anyway

[@ferretqueen2908]

Yeah seriously wtf.

[@hmnhntr]

I don't know. I feel sorry for her. To experience genuine fear at something so simple? This poor woman has been brainwashed so deeply that she can't handle normal life anymore.

[@CrabyMan]

I will never understand people who get mad at pronouns, like you're mad at using something you've already used throughout human history....

[@gabrote42]

Especially in English where you have established, flowing linguistic precedent. I can understand if it's French or Spanish, but English? I don't get it.

[@VoidAcrid]

No no no, you don’t get it. The people that don’t want pronouns aren’t actually wishing to remove pronouns, they just want to remove the pronouns *they* don’t like Aka they/them because non-binary people aren’t real :D /s

[@gabrote42]

@@VoidAcrid Nice deletion. I understand that it's the ones they don't like "aka they/them because non-binary people don't exist" but c'mon that's not what's being discussed here!

[@user-um1np8fx3j]

i think they are referring to like the made up pronouns people make nowadays just to feel special, stuff like "xe/xem"

[@PokeMageTech]

@@user-um1np8fx3j 1) no, they aren’t. 2) those do annoy me. Because… come on. Don’t just _make up_ words. You can construct new words using roots, sure! That’s probably where a bunch of the terms come from. Demisexual, demiromantic, omnisexual, pansexual… you get it.

[@niamhdwyer5237]

To be completely fair to Dave, some "scary" animals, particularly the predators, are total wimps in combat because they rely on other things to hunt. A wolf, for example, is a pack hunter, so you could probably take down a single wolf if you mind the teeth. A bob cat isn't used to prey fighting back, and so will probably retreat after minimal damage. But a cassowary? A BOAR? No, no, no, those things are vicious and will very much keep fighting.

[@righttrain6568]

Not to mention a chimp Those things are monstrous

[@zackbuildit88]

Chimps and boars will hecking murder you from only minor provocation, they're terrifying

[@bellekelly582]

@@righttrain6568 Our evolutionary neighbors share a lot with us

[@spiritmuse]

It looks like mostly he's made a list of "things that are smaller than him", "things that are bigger than him", and "things that are about the same size as him". And thinks he can beat anything that's smaller than him.

[@kurapikakurta1997]

A magpie in November to people that don’t have spiky helmets? Pure rage right there.

[@Roman_Adrian]

Would LOVE to turn in a paper at school, with ALL pronouns blacked out; like a top secret government document. 🤣

[@alexvalentine5091]

It’ll just look like an SCP entry

[@dustorm5012]

@@alexvalentine5091 that's scp-2521's entry.

[@coolgreenbug7551]

George Washington was are first president. *[REDACTED]* was born in 1819.

[@battlesheep2552]

@@dustorm5012 well he's dead. Shouldn't have mentioned SCP-••|•••••|••|•

[@dustorm5012]

@@battlesheep2552 I got my phone in here still

[@sebastianrubin7476]

The "demonic presence" is what normal people call doubt, and it occurs when someone challenges your worldview.

[@dori_casper]

I was getting anrgy at the woman talking about BDSM, I wish people would take a little time and look into what they're talking about before hating on something... BDSM is not just a man hitting his wife, and it ALWAYS has to involve consent!! that's why people into BDSM have safewords, to know when they crossed a line and didn't someone out of their comfort zone

[@kempolar9768]

In general, if people get extremely angry to the point of being unreasonable about something the less they tend to know about it. They hear a single thing which may be right or wrong, and make their own assumptions believing themselves to be correct.

[@nineparr3110]

@@kempolar9768 point to you, this is usually true. However, consider this. The thing I get angriest about is how stupid America is right now.

[@sundalosketch4769]

Most people's perception of what BDSM is is the god awful 50 Shades series, especially the movies.. Where they only depicted it as a power-hungry abusive trip that aims to take advantage of vulnerable women for sexual pleasure.. I hate when popular media just showcases a multitude of misinformation in the name of entertainment.

[@sparklesparklesparkle6318]

@@kempolar9768 I used to be really relaxed but now after I got my Moderna shot I just get REALLY REALLY angry for like no reason I just want to start screaming and smashing stuff. I've never felt like this before I don't know what to do. I've cut myself off from my friends and family because I don't want them to see me like this. I hope my life is over soon there's just no joy anymore.

[@gabriellar4189]

I'm surprised neither Click nor the shown comments pointed out that BDSM doesn't necessarily revolve around a dominant male and submissive female, I've met plenty of men who dream of a "dominatrix", and a lot of BDSM happen with women being the ones that inflict whatever action agreed by the couple upon the men. And obviously, as you said, when it is a dom man and sub woman, it's still fine due to consent. Hell, I don't practice it, and I'm fucking asexual, but even I know it's got to be consensual!

[@BananaWasTaken]

I can’t believe that they not only didn’t think Ancient Greece wasn’t gay, but that they thought it was Christian. Have they never heard of Zeus? Or even Hades? Or anything about Greek Mythology ever?

[@AshtonMonitor]

They were probably thinking about Rome’s Christianity

[@NewPaulActs17]

guy must think korthinians are atlantians

[@ExtremeWreck]

So they must be VERY pro-colonialism.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

@@AshtonMonitor And even that didn't happen until the roman empire was already a couple centuries old.

[@SevCaswell]

I don't think they understand what BC means...

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

19:15 Tell me your only "knowledge" of BDSM comes from 50 shades without telling me your only "knowledge" of BDSM comes from 50 shades.

[@snake_whirlpool]

Yeah! I’m afab and I’m not really into BDSM, I’m more into being what people call «service top», but «50 Shades of Gray» absolutely pisses me of, because it’s not accurate + can we have a BDSM story without abuse and with a male sub? (the last part is probably possible only in my dreams).

[@denisha8596]

@@snake_whirlpool The search function of the AO3 fanfiction archive is your friend 🤭

[@HauntedMask97]

I'm an adult who enjoys the bdsm. My mom read 50 Shades and enjoyed it. When she told me that I felt my soul die a little bit

[@snake_whirlpool]

@@denisha8596 the fact that «50 Shades of Gray» was a «Twilight» fanfiction makes your comment kind of ironic, but I can acknowledge that there are plenty of good works out there.

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

@@snake_whirlpool With Ao3's ability to filter tags, finding the good shit is pretty easy.

[@christinesizemore3]

I have to say, I feel like the "Why X Cheat" is just digging the hole deeper. It's on the potential cheater to COMMUNICATE what's going on, it's not the responsibility of the other partner who is in theory doing their best and otherwise thinks everything is hunky dory to be hypervigilant for warning signs.

[@shinybearevidra]

They can be both at fault, with the cheater obviously being in the wrong for doing so, nut the partner's behavior can also play a role.

[@christinesizemore3]

@@shinybearevidra multiple partners can be at fault for an unhealthy relationship. One person is at fault for cheating. Cheating is a choice. That choice is to harm someone who they are supposed to care for.

[@shinybearevidra]

@@christinesizemore3 yes, but maybe the other is abusive, or neglectful. I'm not saying that the cheater isn’t the one at fault, I’m saying that there may be problems in the relationship that lead to that. The cheater is automatically in the wrong for being so.

[@rainythey4649]

This is what I was thinking while watching that bit! Like yes, it is on both partners to be the best they can be. BOTH. This includes the potential cheater who is the one having the problem! They would need to express this to their partner so that the issues that may lead to cheating get resolved. I felt like everyone was focusing way too much on the actions of the person who doesn't have the problem and is not the potential cheater

[@rainythey4649]

@@shinybearevidra While I agree for the most part, the relationship even in the original tiktok was assumed to be relatively healthy- in most cases it is up to the (potential) cheater to communicate even if the other person is in the wrong because otherwise the other person won't know what they did

[@miaisdrawing5509]

i love how naturally you censor words without question, "naughtilizing" made me laugh way too much

[@thatonebonkchoyguy]

I like to think that he just talks like this in real life, and it's not just to keep his ads

[@DeathBYDesign666]

But he gets away with keeping them intact in written form sometimes.

[@esl4287]

As an Atheist, I can confidently say that I indulge in all my darkest desires! It's just...none of them are on his list. My darkest desires include things like...teaching immigrants the wonder of fruit pies.

[@MaticTheProto]

Teaching immigrants in Germany to make Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte (black forest cherry cake) while being able to recite the Swabian recipe is my new secret evil atheist agenda

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

My darkest desires are all just my weird asexual off-brand of dark humor

[@-alovelygaycat-]

@@alexanderthegreat6682 The best dark desires 😈

[@user.LCW01]

My darkest desire is putting raisins in chocochip cookies for people who have wronged me and everyone I love! I haven't actually done so yet but I plan to in the upcoming week! :D

[@-alovelygaycat-]

@@user.LCW01 This…this is the most evil thing I’ve ever heard. *DO IT.*

[@morningstarcollective4671]

As someone who watched one parent abuse the other, and faced a lot of abuse myself, I don't believe in "making it work" if the problems aren't being addressed or can't be resolved. I believe in trying, totally. But I also believe in the healing power of walking away before it gets toxic. If a marriage has gotten to the point where my partner is cheating (which as a poly person is not letting me know who they sleep with, or hiding who they sleep with, or sleeping with someone who has caused harm to me), then we should've stopped a while back. I care more about my partner's happiness than keeping something going just because it's -been- going. If the two are incompatible situations, I'm not letting us enter into a miserable abusive relationship for the sake of longevity.

[@FaerieLoki]

Agreed 100%

[@seigeengine]

Abuse is not the context here. You obviously should leave an abusive relationship, but the reality is that relationships are predominantly built on the efforts of the people involved, and that many relationships get to a bad end due to preventable issues.

[@BramLastname]

They were talking about mundane preventable issues.

[@youroverlordruler]

Agreed. That part pissed me off so much. :/ Idk the full context of those toks (I don't use it), but it seemed to be he was more concerned about marriage than people being in a healthy relationship. I would leave a cheaters ass in a heartbeat if that was me. That was some seriously implied victim blaming.

[@dabonthatnae]

@@seigeengine the thing is, though, one of the listed reasons was "you let yourself go". doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, relationships aren't supposed to be based on looks. if that's all you had in the relationship then it wasn't a good one to begin with. if someone gaining a little weight or maybe they have a depressive episode come up and they don't get dressed up and stuff like they normally would, that's not a reason to cheat. you should be trying to help them overcome whatever is causing their depression or change in behaviors.

[@MikeDrube]

I would have stood in front of the "Attention, Hell Awaits You" sign and checked everything by pointing to what matched, and I would have said "Yes, that too" to each item. In doing so, I would have asked them if I would get a VIP chamber in hell if more than 5 matched me. 🤣

[@hdaalpo]

5:00 best response I've seen to that line of "thought" "If you need the constant threat of eternal damnation to be a 'good person', you are not a actually a good person"...

[@JoshSweetvale]

So glad to see other people finally picking up on this. At leadt Theoretical Satan lets you make your own mistakes, no pressure.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

You better not shout. You better not cry. You better not pout I'm telling you why. *Demon voice* SANTA CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN.

[@nathanjereb9944]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla *happy claps* "I hope he gets me a new demon lego set!"

[@stevewebber707]

Erm, do you realise that you are speaking of people that believe all people deserve damnation, and are saved only through God's grace? No, they do not believe that people are good. At least if they believe their doctrine.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@stevewebber707 Did we read the same scriptures cause that's not what it says to me.

[@monroerobbins7551]

19:29 …dude, BDSM is ALL about consent and caring for one another. It’s a play, kinda like roleplaying, and if they respect you and your boundaries? I think that makes them an ok fella. Not that all folks respect boundaries in a play, but that’s the grounds for BDSM; sane, safe, and consensual. I think this dude read 50 Shades, and thought that’s what BDSM is, when… no. It’s not. Plus, do you not understand that men can be on the receiving end of BDSM as… well, you know. All sides have to consent, otherwise it’s assault. Coercion isn’t apart of BDSM, force isn’t apart of it. Sorry, this shit just gets me heated cause they’re just outing themselves as being ignorant on this subject. Bloody hell, there’s bigger issues to worry about.

[@AmarisFrede]

Same, it irks me too. I hate that most still believe that 50 shades introduced people to BDSM. 🙄🤦‍♀

[@cockathiel5319]

I also noticed that the poster a). didn’t think that anyone could actually enjoy being submissive and b). assumed that men are always dominant and women are always submissive in BDSM (not to mention the assumption that everyone’s straight!). It’s such profound ignorance of what BDSM actually is. I’m pretty used to people not understanding the importance of consent in kink considering how terrible the kink representation in our culture generally is, but for some reason the assumption that BDSM follows strict gender norms like that is really getting to me. Maybe it’s the fact that that assumption was never even addressed- it was just taken as a given and even the comments that were pushing back didn’t say anything about it. Of course, you can’t expect too much from the cesspool that is FDS, so maybe my hopes were a bit too high there lol.

[@loner844]

@@cockathiel5319 the thing is, I think this assumption comes from the fact that people such as this don’t even question the sexual norms they were raised with, eg man/woman, men are dominant/women are submissive etc. So, it’s all just part of the assumptions they’re making about BDSM, which they’re also not questioning.

[@teopalafox]

It’s depraved people practicing depraved sexual acts and pretending that it holds a modicum of the same value that relationships built on healthy, normally functioning values have.

[@_extrathicc]

@@teopalafox Sorry to tell you man, but your values are probably as far from healthy as they can be.

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

CallMeKevin is such a sweetheart. Seeing someone bash him for raising money for charity is awful

[@jade_blax]

he's literally so kind. I was searching for a comment like this..

[@alexn5743]

Don't worry, the spirit of Jim Pickens will take it from here

[@oougahersharr]

How could he be doing it only for attention when I, one of his Patreons, didn't even know he did it? Silly commenters. Not true fans if they don't understand him.

[@cryochick9044]

I havn't seen the full vid and havn't seen this. HOW can someone hate on the crazy irish uncle kevin (For those who don't get this. RTgame is the irish dad, other irish lads have been given other joke titles as well, jack is mommy)

[@cryochick9044]

@@dubyadairy1535 be the better person. show them love and respect towards others

[@allygatorrampage]

The cheating one seems like he drew a pretty big conclusion from pretty small data points. I also think it’s possible that someone who cheats has already given up on the relationship/their partner, and it was their responsibility to either communicate their issues or leave BEFORE they decided to cheat. I think that few people were saying “oh if my partner felt like cheating I’d want to fix things” because wanting to cheat is so extremely disrespectful that it can kill the love we have for our partner.

[@-c3202]

Also the implication of "then he can leave" meaning that the person gave up....no, dude, they are saying that if a man (since these comments were on the why husbands cheat vid) doesn't communicate and decides to take another action instead of working for the relationship, that action should be to break up, not to cheat

[@sourgreendolly7685]

⁠@@-c3202EXACTLY I am not interested in making it work with someone that would cheat rather than communicate! That's a dealbreaker! Are people not allowed to see cheating as a dealbreaker in their longterm monogamous relationships without being seen as "giving up" now? Sounds like logic from people that put up with poor treatment being moralized as an excuse to themselves more than anything else. Also: leaving me instead of cheating would be more respectful of me and the relationship as a whole! "Giving up" before it gets ugly is sometimes all you can do. If you respect marriage, you need respect that not all marriages can last in a healthy way. Obviously you don't get married wanting to divorce but the mental gymnastics people pull trying to moralize having completely reasonable boundaries/expectations in relationships is so twisted. No bro, women saying "then he can leave" on a video about how men rationalize cheating isn't showing anything about women giving up you're just expecting people put up with unacceptable behavior for the sake of staying married.

[@bbo7002]

​@@-c3202right?? Like if ur partner won't even bother TRYING to fix things, why should YOU bother wasting any more time on them? Marriage isn't the end all, be all and divorce isn't the failure of a relationship. Sometimes things end, and that's ok. I really don't get this glorification of marriage and demonization of divorce. A loving partnership btwn folks will be just as strong with a legal document as without it, the doc just makes certain legal matters easier to deal with (for example, medical decisions). If ppl don't want to be together anymore, then they shouldn't have to be together anymore. Ppl change. That means sometimes their circumstances need to change too. There's nothing wrong with that 😒

[@jakupharrison8051]

I'm forced to conclude that the guy who made a list of animals he could fight considers armed with a gun still hand to hand some how cause that's the only way to almost justify the list. Apart from a chimp and boar can definately tank a fair few bullets before going down. The chimp is honestly the most baffeling thing on that list and the fact it's at the top of the win catagory implying he thought of that first is insane.

[@valerieallison8612]

The cassowary also wouldn't be stopped, they're more dangerous than emus and Colonial Australia lost that war.

[@god_2.0_the_better_version]

Honestly would rather fight(is it even a fight?) a moose than a chimp, at least the moose would knock me out/kill me quicker.

[@jakupharrison8051]

Same, I’m no expert on moose but i also feel like if they knock you down and you survive and play dead till their gone your ok but I highly doubt a chimp would leave you alone until your in bits. Also Valerie Anderson I know cassowaries are quite the killing machine but honestly id probably still rather face one of them than a chimp. I just feel like there is slightly less torturous intent and a bit more I just want you dead which is preferable.

[@dyslexiccowoom3991]

@@god_2.0_the_better_version I was really confused at first reading what you wrote, since moose are all terrain killing machines. Then it all made sense in the end. 😆 My DM designed a monster once that was just a goose riding on the antlers of a moose and our characters learned true fear that day 🤣

[@god_2.0_the_better_version]

@@dyslexiccowoom3991 Dear god that sounds horrifying

[@raynegruber5368]

Dang that ancient Greece not being gay thing is funny. It's practically a requirement to be at least bisexual if you want to be a hero/demigod/other mythological person of note.

[@So_Indecisive]

Gray?

[@raynegruber5368]

@@So_Indecisive fixed

[@sheggybruh3766]

school: *bans pronouns* english teachers:*sweating profusely*

[@purplekrownking]

Yeah, Eugene the principle, he-uh no. it- no… uh i am-DARNIT

[@Vexxy197]

@@purplekrownking principle wants Eugene to come to principal office

[@lunascarletsapphire5300]

@Thefoxtheory2.0ikr, can’t even address inanimate objects easily after establishing what IT is

[@MissFluffyPink]

The worst food smell I've experienced in the office was a girl who would CONSTANTLY burn popcorn and bring it to her desk. She finally had to stop after setting off the fire alarm. Twice. But I also know of a guy who would bring blue cheese to his desk about once a week. But boiled eggs, especially when reheated in the microwave, also creates a less than ideal office enviorment. So while I think the sign was pretty poorly formulated I do think that we need to be considerate whith what food we bring into the office.

[@3osufdh4rfg]

Yeah strong cheese should also have been on that list.

[@M4rlol]

Let's just make a clothe's store that instead of saying "women" "men" and "kids" it says "flat" "curvy" and "bastards"

[@anakinsghost4787]

I'm late, but yes.

[@IKnowEverythingButMyIdentity]

YES

[@Clownish.mp4]

mmh yes, the three genders: 'curvy' 'flat' 'smol demon'

[@RawrX32009]

That would be ableist to dwarfs but other than that I'm down

[@snap.-_-]

​@@RawrX32009a lot of time people with dwarfism can't buy kids clothes

[@thesatelliteslickers907]

19:15 as a woman into bdsm, the reason I like it is because it makes me feel safe. It's not a usive and it's not about being hurt. It's about being vulnerable around someone I know won't take advantage of that vulnerability

[@alexw.7097]

As a sub I feel this so hard and hope to find it one day. Someone I can trust with the most vulnerable me.

[@VeniiOpal]

I know that it makes you feel safe, and I respect your opinion on this topic, (as I have never engaged in it myself so I have no right to have a direct opinion on the matter) and the fact of the matter is, not all people are people you can trust. They might seem like it, but as soon as it starts, they take advantage. It is amazing to be vulnerable, but only at the right times. But like I said, if it makes you feel safe, then keep going. I am not one to judge. People can just be shitty sometimes.

[@seigeengine]

@@VeniiOpal What the fuck was the point of that comment?

[@palemeadows]

@DarthMizinthmost? it’s extremely frowned upon? stop stereotyping ☠️

[@megapiglatin2574]

Amen sister! 🙌

[@wildwesley9328]

It feels like the anti-BDSM lady just read Fifty Shades of Grey and assumed that that’s what BDSM was (it isn’t).

[@ferretqueen2908]

Honestly I feel like Fifty shades of grey is the source of a lot of negativity towards the BDSM community, considering it was probably the first exposure for a lot of people even though it isn't real BDSM.

[@Leathurkatt]

FACTS Literally everyone I know in the Fetish community hates the 50 shades of abuse series...

[@DeadmanwalkingXI]

@@ferretqueen2908 Unfortunately, 50 Shades didn't really make the problem much worse. Speaking as someone familiar with BDSM from before that series was even written the media portrayals of it prior to 50 Shades mostly didn't tend to be any better...often worse, honestly. It sure didn't help, but it's not the source of the problem.

[@asackboyplush6508]

Actual BDSM is hotter

[@NaeniaNightingale]

@@DeadmanwalkingXI I don’t know in what kind of wannabe fetish club you used to venture to, but they were not good ones, but that doesn’t automatically make the whole community bad. Just when wannabes try to do something without proper research, that’s on you too. If you don’t do the research then things will more then likely go to shit. Don’t drag the rest of us into your mistake.

[@boshowa0840]

There was a comment going around Facebook about malicious compliance from teachers when pronouns were banned. It was a beautiful thing. Don't know the result of it but the comment was just great!

[@ajaxwillis3962]

The one about BDSM completely forgets about; Male subs/masochists, gay/lesbian partners and everyone that finds strength in subbing. And clearly they've never talked to anyone in a BDSM relationship. (And/or encountered 50 shades as their only exposure to "bdsm")

[@Fledhyris]

Yeah I was thinking 50 Shades has a lot to do with this attitude, unfortunately :/

[@ceicli]

My brother once asked a girl that admired 50 shades and wanted to be treated like that, if she wanted someone to put her down and abuse her. She said no. She didn't understand the irony of her views.

[@kinorris1709]

It's the FDS subreddit. Literally just r/incels but it's women. About half of them probably agree with the "reduce men to breeding stock totalling 5% of population" types. They'll forget anything inconvinient to their personal belief and insecurities. What I'm saying, is don't try to get logic out of a subreddit that hates an entire gender and blames them for everything.

[@AspiringToFailure]

Hand to hand usually mean no weapons. So the guy is saying he can use his meat sticks to win a fight with animals with knives. The only winner here is Darwin.

[@Ki-Wi-]

Yeah there's no chance Dave can beat a chimp with his bare hands lol

[@antoniaweber8074]

Also even with a speer and such there is no way he could take a boar they are more dangerous in combat than bears

[@jymbo1969]

If he thinks he can beat a chimpanzee in hand-to-hand, he is delusional. There has never been a human as strong as an adult male chimp. Add in their ferocity and long sharp canines, and the idea is laughable. Baboons are just as tough.

[@18Hongo]

This is just God's way of adding chlorine to the gene pool.

[@valerieallison8612]

The cassowary one had me laughing. We suffered more casualites than the emus did in the emu war, and we were using machine guns against them. Cassowaries are even more dangerous.

[@Happymali10]

20:30 "Sex is like boxing, if both parties didn't fully consent one party is committing a crime."

[@jaytalent1350]

It makes me so sad that anyone would bash CallmeKevin for raising charity. He's such a sweet person and all he did was sing (for charity), which is something he normally does anyway.

[@NovumSemita]

Same here. I'm a big fan of his content. He gives off a similar vibe to Click imo. Nice, jolly and really funny XD

[@BramLastname]

Also knowing Kevin, he was aware of the situation, But seeing how the entire thing was a hot button issue for months You can't blame the guy for not talking about it.

[@theenigma2861]

"BDSM is deeply rooted in misogyny" But like what if the guy... wanted to be tied up... _by you..?_

[@theenigma2861]

I just definitely feel like she would be one of those people who forms a double standard where the guy's either too masculine or NoT mAsCuLiNe EnOuGh!

[@justine8387]

What about lesbians?

[@rivulet5417]

What if where both guys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nyxie2877]

There are two types of people

[@ganimeknight7442]

If I remember correctly the sausage picture was sent to prove a point about how people and media don't fact check what they're given.

[@blitzwinters5687]

On the BDSM one... I find myself amused that this person seemed to forget or not realize that sometimes men are the subs in BDSM relationships.

[@MaticTheProto]

Being the sub is amazing tbh

[@NotTheDragon837]

That same person probably believes things like "men can't be raped" or "men don't have feelings".

[@kinorris1709]

@@NotTheDragon837 It's on FDS, literally just r/incels but the women are now the incels and men are to blame. So yeah, they do.

[@alexw.7097]

Her whole argument reads to me like: "Tell me your whole understanding of BDSM comes from reading a few excerpts of 50 Shades without saying your whole understanding of BDSM comes from reading a few excerpts of 50 shades"

[@CZpersi]

​@@MaticTheProto Depends on the Dom. 😊

[@Kellthulu]

1 problem in the bedroom = I hate hearing this. Just because a person doesn't want to have adult fun time with you doesn't give you the right to cheat and it's disgusting that someone would use that as a reason. 2 unappreciated or unrespected = This is the only (somewhat) valid one but even still leave instead of cheat. You could find someone who treats you better. 3 curiosity = This is in no way shape or form a reason to cheat on someone and using it as an excuse tells a lot. 4 you let yourself go = What does that even mean to a person. There are so many instances where they got a little bigger and are suddenly the grossest thing on earth. The term ''let yourself go'' always correlates to ''I don't find you attractive anymore'' and its bull. He knew what he was doing when he did this. A lot of men want the best out of a woman and if they don't always give the best they can at all times then they "Let themselves go" It's not a thing with young people either. They realize more often than not that they should, could, and would have better and to not have half-formed excuses. They just take less crap. It should be up to the women in the relationship. If they have a problem speak on it. We cant beam into their heads to see what's wrong. If you hate the relationship so much that you want to cheat leave but don't blame the person because you decided to take a different route instead of talking about your feelings. Even if you were with a person for a long time it all still applies. If a person is treating you so bad in a marriage. Who cares how long you were together for, leave. You shouldn't have to fix an entire marriage by yourself for someone who doesn't see its worth in trying to fix it.

[@Eldrisaur]

The guy going on and on about marriage and “putting in effort” doesn’t take into account abuse, incompatibility, and many other reasons to end a relationship. Cheating included. If you’re going to put in the effort to make a relationship work, you also have to take a step back and see if that relationship is *worth* the effort.

[@insideAdirtyMind]

In my experience it is the cheater that don't communicates. Isn't it the cheater who lies and says that everything is fine? How could anyone work on things and avoid the partners cheating if they don't know. I strongly believe cheater cheat because they can and blame the partner later. It is a character trait were you are selfish and without any respect for your chosen partner. This can not be fixed by a partner. And to make a relationship work it needs two, but it only needs one to destroy it or to make it impossible.

[@scrollkeeper5272]

That's very true.

[@tami7992]

I was searching for that comment

[@tami7992]

@@insideAdirtyMind totally agree

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

Agreed. It’s so simple when it’s not happening to him, right?

[@Shadowreaper8435]

You know... I never thought about how difficult it must be for colourblind people to identify country flags But oh boy that can't be fun

[@petloverspy]

I recently told my colorblind friend that the Irish flag has orange, not red, and he was so shook he kept asking me if I was absolutely certain

[@athelwulfgalland]

My son is colorblind so I've seen firsthand how bothersome it can be for the individual that suffers from the affliction. Personally, it intrigues me, I'd like to see what he sees around himself if even only temporarily. However he would gladly give it away permanently if he could so that he could see normally. Red tinted glasses help him to differentiate colors that normally get mixed up for him but it's still not the same. There is some advantage to it though which he does pride himself in. He can see shade differences in any type of color, even white, that is practically invisible to people whom see on the ordinary spectrum. That ability to make out different shades really comes through at night because it allows the individual to make out the different shades far more clearly. It's not like perfect night vision but it saves you a lot of stubbed toes or getting startled by stepping on the cat's tail on a bathroom break at night. As a brief aside; In the second world war the US Army scrounged for well educated, colorblind individuals to analyze black & white aerial photographs due to their ability to see through the clutter of trees, camo, etc. to what might be hidden in the images. This again relates to their sensitivity to different shades.

[@athelwulfgalland]

@@petloverspy LOL We've had more than a few incidents in our family like that with our son. I can't think of any specifics offhand this very moment but a lot of them are like clothing colors or labels to products he uses routinely, over a fair period of time, only to learn later that it was totally not what he thought. You really want to mess with a colorblind person ... ask them what color cars around them are, especially those that are highly glossed & a relatively neutral color, you'll get some fun answers! XD

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Click-Fans, if you dont mind the Topics 'a bit' more serious, try Some-More-News and Creaky Blinder. If the Roasts of Silly People are allowed to be just a bit moe serious then try.

[@Khan-pr7rt]

I think it would be even more confusing with all the prides flags and things like that All the ones i haves seen three band of different colors, and even not being color blind i know only the rainbow one, I don't exactly know how many flags they are, but they are many in similar shape (Don't quote me on that i could be veery wrong i don't know nothing about the flags qwp)

[@danners470]

The fact that man thinks he could beat a cassowary in a fight tells me he's never seen an angry cassowary

[@hendrikrozijnenblad8666]

..Or simply seen one of those fancy-dress velocibudgies in real life. Murdahbirbs of that size should not move that quickly or quietly.

[@lihzzahrdspeed6631]

Dude put a Komodo dragon on maybe

[@ginathecookie]

It tells me he's never been inside the country I've never really been near one but even I have more sense to not be near one.. as I live in Australia.. But then again we do have silly bogans..

[@hendrikrozijnenblad8666]

@@ginathecookie guess it only goes to show: be it by many different names, there's silly bogans the world over.

[@mythrilly]

Fun fact: Zookeepers actually have to bring shields into cassowary exhibits to avoid getting injured

[@fatcatlord8066]

As a Brazilian who learned English 5 years ago I do don’t think learning a new language is bad. I just unlocked a whole new part of the world and that I can speak to and it’s incredible

[@brookechang4942]

Welcome! We're glad to have you! 😊

[@jayfeathersstick]

Ok, I don't know how I didn't notice this until today, but he doesn't just say "Laddies and Lasses" he also says "Lassos" and let me tell you, this man MADE MY DAY! I'm non-binary, and I get bullied a lot. I came home from school and saw this video after getting called nobody by some kid in my class. THIS MAN IS AWESOME! Edit: Thank you for all the support I did not expect that! Turns out he didn’t understand the concept and we talked and everything is settled! I’m happy everything turned out good and everyone is kind to me in my class luckily. Sometimes talking to them can and will help

[@aakwok9240]

Don’t let anybody define you! Stay strong!

[@Prsfgeq5289]

So that’s what that means

[@jayfeathersstick]

@@aakwok9240 Thank u ☺️

[@DEATHSIMBRACE]

Take the kids torso, then say they are the "no-body" now.

[@frankm.2850]

Glad to hear things worked out. People can be dicks sometimes, kids especially, but its rarely purely malicious.

[@Sylphraya]

13:18 this reminds me of a post about a teen girl who was banned from her prom because Adult Men kept having impure thoughts about her. "Since men are perverts, all women can't show their shoulders, ankles or wear pants."

[@Adamant_Adam]

I find it so funny, because it makes it sound like they only want men wearing sexy pants that highlight the curves of the ass legs and hips, like in a 💅typa way

[@michaeltempsch5282]

Might as well just have them wear burqas...

[@emilyrln]

Well, gentlemen, if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out. Here's some anesthetic. Oh, you just wanted to control others? Why didn't you say so?

[@John_Weiss]

Those men need to be neutered for the safety of everyone else.

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

He says dungarees highlight the curves and rear end. What kind of dungarees has he seen? Where can I find some?

[@stefanielaris2173]

The list of animals had me laughing so hard. Mate thinks he can take a cassowary, and a kangaroo, let a lone a BOAR. The fact that he has to put (full rut) in there....my goodness. You know, maybe Dave can come away from a fight with those animals alive, but not for long with the amount of injuries he'd be getting in the process.

[@synckar6380]

I wanna see him on a farm and watch him try and mess with a sheep or somethin just to humble him.

[@mangaanimefan89]

The dude put Chimpanzee in his win column! That man is not firing on all cylinders.

[@raptormage2209]

Real easy to think you can take on an animal, until you're face to face with said animal

[@Gummybear518]

As an Australian, I'd rather fight an alligator than either a kangaroo or the freaking demon dinosaur chicken known as the cassowary. Avoid the alligator's jaws for the first snap, then keep it's mouth closed (with all your strength) and you'll be ok as their powerful jaw muscles are only designed for closing with power.

[@VoidAcrid]

Anyone who says they can beat a kangaroo doesn’t know that kangaroos know how to kickbox. They do it frequently, it’s a way for males to fight for superiority. Lead males have to keep their status by winning kickboxing fights, mainly to impress the females and also to protect the group from invading males from other groups of kangaroos. You. Will not. Win. Against. A goddamn. KICKBOXING. KANGAROO.

[@GruulAnarch]

A kangaroo would invert your skull WAY before you were able to swing with a sword. Those things are scary, man.

[@eloylie]

30:00 About the cheating. Okay, you know what? I was that person. The person who believed you could fix it with putting in the effort. But my partners never wanted that. They never wanted to put in the effort or fix anything. They realized it was over, and they cheated and when they did, they had already made up their mind. I suggested fixing it. I suggested working on the flaws. But they disliked me as a person and partner and didn't have the guts to say so. One even admitted to not wanting to ever change from his attitude of his partner being a mum who does everything for him (I suggested splitting housework, he never complied, and I ended up being coerced into doing everything.) So...No. It's not true that no one believes in marriage anymore. Or relationships. What is true to me, is that you gotta let go what you gotta let go.

[@yeetmcgeets]

THIS!

[@24shineon]

Honestly, I was cheated on multiple times, but I put in 100% for each person. I thought it was ok I thought I did something. I was called late at night in my last relationship them telling me they cheated and I was so distraught that I asked “what can I do better” and they ended up cheating again a year later literally telling me “I don’t think I can be faithful” If someone is unhappy they CAN leave and let me use my effort on someone who actually will care.

[@anonymouscommentor411]

​@@24shineonI know this is very late, but I hope you're doing better these days. I hope you find happiness.

[@24shineon]

@@anonymouscommentor411 that’s very kind of you, I am thank you, I’ve been out of that relationship for about 4 years now and have been in a much healthier one now. I hope you’re doing very well in your life as well, thank you again you’re a very kind soul

[@rustyshackleford6927]

@@24shineon Hearing you’re happy now kinda gives me hope. My long term/promised for-ever partner, who I tried to do everything to build up/help heal him… ended up leaving me (transmasc) right before Xmas/my bday… for a cis woman, who I thought was a trusted friend of mine, when my disabilities & mental health started taking a real bad nosedive last year. I’m still having trouble with my feeling of self worth (and also feeling like I was an “exotic queer experiment” to him) and trying to piece back together the shambles of the mess I was left in. I keep feeling like I wasted the last of my youth/am now too old to try again & giving up… but also lonely & wishing for companionship with someone who values more than what I can do physically and or provide cover for/“ally points” etc. I’ve had too many past flames either abuse or cheat or reveal they weren’t who I thought they were/how they initially portrayed themselves to be and I’m just so tired… But yeah… hearing stories of people who were once trampled on finally find happiness and companions that truly value them makes me smile, and hope one day I’ll finally get that too despite everything. I’m just an internet stranger who has way over shared… but I just wanna say I hope that nothing but good things come your way & that you and yours are happy for a long time❤️✌️

[@christianhohenstein1422]

19:55 Besides the misconception about BDSM ans consent, why is OP assuming there are no submissive men. If you hear BDSM and automatically think of men disrespecting women then there is something fundamentally wrong with you.

[@AmarisFrede]

And they also leave out the homosexual pairings!

[@Adamant_Adam]

Fr fr as a trans dude who is switch (mostly sub tho) it's frustrating

[@christianhohenstein1422]

@@AmarisFrede Well, homosexual relations were not OPs topic, but of course you are right that they didn't thought about that possibility.

[@demiviral95]

Honestly based on the context the person was giving, they probably wouldn't even consider submissive men "MAN" enough to be considered, blah blah blah, toxic masculinity bs.

[@SarahAbramova]

I wondered if they read 50 Shades and thought that was an accurate representation when the BDSM community actually hates that book.

[@RagenNikole]

Videos stating the "Why so and so Cheats" is telling younger adults that you need to make your marriage work no matter what. We have miserable grandparents and great grandparents because staying married for the sake of society is not healthy. Marriage is now a business contract more than love and family. As someone who married an abuser ( didnt show till after wedding), take your time to find yourself, the one you want to be with and marry. Dont rush and if you feel a certain way that makes you stop and think, take that time to think and make sure you are ready. And if after all that and its not working, its ok to part ways.

[@torgranael]

I don't see the point of marriage in the first place. If people want to be together, just be together.

[@Revelwoodie]

Marriage has always been a "business contract," actually. If you just want to spend your life with someone you love, you don't need marriage to do that. Marriage is a legal institution that formalizes certain financial obligations, so that people have the security to be able to make decisions they wouldn't want to make without a stable partnership. Like having children, or buying a house. And yes, that does mean that people get "trapped" in unhealthy relationships. It's not the marriage itself that traps you, or anything to do with "society," it's the financial commitments you've taken on, like raising children, homeownership, or other major assets. And perhaps even more importantly, the sacrifices one partner may have made to facilitate those choices, like leaving their career to raise children, or investing an inheritance in shared assets. If you've made a sacrifice like that, you can't just leave. Not without serious financial consequences. Yes, people may end up "trapped." And that is exactly what marriage is for - to "trap" each other, so you can make those big shared commitments without fear. If you already know that you don't want children and aren't interested in pursuing homeownership, you don't need to get married. EDIT: And thank god you got out, by the way.

[@torgranael]

@Kevnev Katfute That makes sense. Not a sign of love necessarily, but a sign of significant trust.

[@londonc.]

"This is like when you facepalm, but someone else does it... with a chair." i was not expecting that twist

[@jennyspeicker4712]

Tell me you don't understand the constructs in bdsm without telling me. The submissive is in FULL control of what they experience and enthusiastic consent is not negotiable in almost every single case.

[@plick177]

yeah, it sounds like these are the kinds of people who's only research into BDSM was watching 50 shades of gray movies and then pretend they know everything about it.

[@SharksAttack]

I was told once "only someone who hates women is able to spank them".... Luckily there's more women who likes to be spanked than idiots.

[@jennyspeicker4712]

@@plick177 Well if that's what they're basing this opinion on, then it would make more sense. That whole series was a really gross representation of the culture.

[@devincetee5335]

alternatively, they learned through 50 shades of gray

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

@@jennyspeicker4712 the show criminal minds basically dissed on the series by making up a fake book and saying how bad it was for the bdsm community and it was a key part of the killer’s signature.

[@god_2.0_the_better_version]

Pronouns, despite popular belief, were released seperately from the gay and trans update. EDIT: Hey, thanks for all the li- *gets shot*

[@MaticTheProto]

Made my day 😂

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Gasp! No way!

[@alyssap9233]

That cheating one is honestly ridiculous. People are always more reactionary online. Looking at Tiktok comments on a purposefully ragebaiting video and going "this is a problem with society as a whole" is stupid. The idea that people don't care about marriage anymore is a talking point used by people that want to make getting a divorce harder. That would be very dangerous for reasons I don't think I need to get into. I can guarantee 99% of the people in those comments, if married, would put some effort into helping with the marriage to make it work, assuming the dissatisfied partner communicated with them. If the dissatisfied partner went straight for cheating instead of trying to work things out, that's another story. I honestly don't know why The Click left that point in the video unchallenged. The only good points he made were about people not watching the whole video and the other video not getting as much traction. Everything else was BS. I'm honestly really frustrated about this.

[@ChebsterSheep]

You do have a point. Someone who is or was married would point out how a marriage actually functions instead of making a conclusion from the internet where everyone is anonymous and extreme. There are many variables to measure in order for to get somewhat valid statistic. A tiktok isn't going to help in the slightest. If the matter was that serious to the OP, it wouldn't be on a platform where the medium is entertainment.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Yeah it was an interesting experiment, but his conclusion was completely wrong.

[@randomcitizen2139]

Yeah completely agree with you. Watching the video I thought the conclusion was going to be different, like how there's a gender bias ["Why your *husband* cheats on you" getting more views, pointing either men cheating is a huge issue OR (can't disregard,cause like you said, this was a badly done experiment) people care more about women getting cheated that men going through the same] or how it's easy to farm views about heavy topics. When he said "Nobody wants to put the work" it completley confused me. Definitely either wrong conclusion or wrong type of experiment.

[@spiritmuse]

Honestly when the video started with "so I did a social experiment" that was immediately a big red flag that there was going to be a bad conclusion at the end. A random dude on tiktok is not going to have the knowledge to properly conduct an experiment and control for all the possible variables that would influence the results. And indeed, he didn't.

[@ghostdragon2282]

@@randomcitizen2139 i honestly thought the conclusion was gonna be either "women can be sexist too" or something about the double standards spectacularly portrayed here...

[@lapizlapoppy]

Most of my morals rely on empathy. If I dont want something done to me, then I wont do that something to others 🤷

[@Tekdruid]

11:30 Dave vastly underestimates how brutal apes and monkeys can be. Against most wild animals larger than a German shepherd, almost certainly lose, or at least get badly mauled in the process even if you managed to eke out a "win".

[@fierdrages6523]

That's why we got weapons, gives us an edge and arrogance to boot

[@virtualatheist]

A chimpanzee is stronger than the average adult male... At 3 months old. They are also highly aggressive and brutal and have been known to tear enemies to pieces.

[@Ki-Wi-]

@@virtualatheist I knew they're insanely strong but just *3* months old??? That's even more than I thought... wow

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

The only way to win against a chimp is to somehow trick them into getting in deep water. Chimpanzees are extremely muscular and have little body fat, so they sink and drown. Most humans, even fit ones, have enough body fat to float.

[@fierdrages6523]

@@cowsharkdefin6376 or a gun

[@asdsfgjaswdfgsdfa]

29:45 this person is silly. If a relationship does not work then it is good to break up. Staying together because you "care about marriage" leads to abusive situations. Cheating in a monogamous relationship also risks exposing people to STIs without the consent of knowledge of the person being cheated on. The thing about marriage being more than a long term relationship is also strange. There are places where LGBT+ people can't even get married. The implication that their relationships are less significant is problematic.

[@Alicein4711]

Even with straight people, it's entirely possible to have a relationship just as meaningful as a legal marriage without that marriage taking place. My own brother has been with his partner for nearly twenty years now, they have a teenage daughter, and I would never consider their relationship to be in any way lesser to a marriage. (As an aside, some things he's said have really lead me to rethink our society's use of the word "bastard" as well.) It is true, though, that it is if anything even more problematic when you start adding LGBTQ+ people (like me) into the equation, because of the way our society treats us and has historically treated us. We've only had the federal right to get married in the US for seven years now, and people still frequently view even those legal marriages as less significant or real than straight ones. (Less and less all the time, thankfully, but still.) I also disliked the way that guy, while ostensibly saying that marriages require work on both sides, definitely had a tone to what he was saying that sounded like both parties were equally to blame for one party cheating. There can be things that lead up to one party choosing that, sure, but it's still that person's choice.

[@asdsfgjaswdfgsdfa]

@@Alicein4711 Exactly, I 100% agree.

[@John_Weiss]

@@Alicein4711 But… he didn't seem to talk about cheating, only what _preceded_ the cheating, which for most people is hitting the self-destruct button on their relationship. Mind you, I've been reading and then listening to Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column and podcast for nearly 30 years, where those same "top 4 reasons" come up not about cheating but about relationships failing. The guy in the TikTok is leaning in to "marriage" a bit too heavily, but the idea is still valid: relationships require work, or they wither away.

[@falkorornothing261]

@@John_Weiss thanks for sharing the back story. 10 years married now and yes it takes work. Definitely worth it.

[@jacobtorres7601]

As a person a part of the BDSM community that one post angered me because if she did research she would know it's actually deeply rooted in consent and trust from both parties and they both have the deepest respect for each other to produce a product both parties will enjoy

[@NotTheDragon837]

Yeah, and it can't be abuse because, from my little knowledge on the subject, a "safe word" is one of the first things they should talk about. So if their partner accidentally takes it too far they can say the word and stop.

[@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon]

But then she'd have to read about the yucky people and their weird passionate hugging 😄

[@martelraykin]

She gets her "knowledge" of BDSM from 50 shades of bull, probably

[@spoopyvirgil4944]

@@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon rSlash watcher (/lh I also watch him)

[@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon]

@@spoopyvirgil4944 Yeah!!! Kindred spirits 🤜🤛

[@psyche_therainsilk]

8:07 “And also don’t take my life advice seriously” Me: *so… do I follow the advice, and not follow the advice; or do I not follow the advice, but follow the advice!?!?*

[@NelsvanToor]

In regard to the catmilk: I was EXTREMELY disappointed to learn baby-oil wasn't made from babies. What a scam.....

[@Llortnerof]

Freshly pressed baby oil.

[@GregDickinson75]

Tell me about it. I can't even stand Girl Scout cookies since they stopped using real Girl Scouts.

[@robertnett9793]

It's like the 'Children cutlet' you get in some restaurants. I mean it's really tiny and all - but it also doesn't contain children. I say, we live in a world of lies!

[@tookitogo]

As a kid I was confused as to why duck sauce didn’t contain any duck.

[@elieli2893]

I was confused by the sign. "Cat milk doesn't come from cats" sounds like it is... not cat milk, though? :'D Am I just stupid? Is it actually cow milk or something, just meant for cats?

[@naomiorogun3416]

Schools: WE WILL BAN PRONOUNS! English teachers: .... 👀

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Principal: Alright, gender is a big issue. What should we do? Non-Language Teacher: Ban pronouns! Secretary: Let’s ban sexuality stuff also! Janitor: Properly teach kids about those stuff instead. Principal: *yeets Janitor out the window*

[@teopalafox]

Why on earth would we teach kids concepts that have come from the bowels of senseless academia, and mentally ill teenagers. These concepts have existed for all of five minutes in the grand scheme of things, ad only an actual idiot would even dare think that they hold the same social, moral and cultural value of our core beliefs systems forged over thousands of years.

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

Classic meme material

[@jackwastakenx2]

Or, If You Go with the wholesome™️ Version, Principal: Alright, gender is a big issue. What should we do? Non-Language Teacher: Ban pronouns! Secretary: Let’s ban sexuality stuff also! Janitor: Properly teach kids about those stuff instead. Principal: … *Janitor employee of the month picture*

[@robbietheweirdo]

@@jackwastakenx2 if i were the principal i would promote the caretaker and fire the secretary and non language teacher

[@advorak8529]

@@jackwastakenx2 _Janitor employee of the month picture_ With a black band of mourning, as they was found the next day, secretariated and non-language taught, which completely took their breath away and broke their heart.

[@TheGhostiestHatRack]

18:05 I'm not racist just because my body decides that anything that smells too pungent means immediate sinus headache

[@gordonlawrence1448]

The story that made me laugh most was the woman not wanting her son to learn a second language. From my knowledge of educational psychology I can state that learning a second language gives you an effective 6 point IQ boost on average with some language pairings (EG an English Speaker learning German or an Italian learning Spanish) that will boost that to possibly 10.

[@Dekubud]

It also helps people have a better quality of life for longer when they suffer from Alzheimer. It's shocking how much damage the brain of even a bilingual person can take before showing serious symptoms compared to a unilingual person.

[@vampyroteumint]

Maybe she just doesn't want her son to outshine her lol

[@NewPaulActs17]

my attempts at german and spanish has helped further my understanding of english

[@rainbowkitty5655]

Not only that, but I think it's real cool to be able to speak multiple languages

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

Isn't the IQ test about as effective as Dragon Ball power levels?

[@zaplepikachu]

The one about the woman having an atheist help her out and then being convinced he sent a demon on her reminds me of how I went to school with a kid named Boris who was originally from Russia and moved to Atlanta. At one point he told a story about how while he was working in a Kroger, some lady said to him "You look like a nice Southern boy!" and he just. Didn't know how to respond.

[@death_wish4142]

As an atheist, I’ve learned to just play along with the whole “demon from hell” thing. It’s so fun scaring the shit out of crazy conservative people😂

[@JoshSweetvale]

It's all fun and games until you get denied a job, loan or home over it.

[@Nerobyrne]

@@JoshSweetvale that's illegal and these people are usually dumb enough to tell you in writing.

[@death_wish4142]

@@JoshSweetvale I usually don’t disclose my religion unless someone directly asks me, otherwise it isn’t relevant. If I were in a job interview that had nothing to do with religion and they asked me that question, I would probably ask respectfully “why is that relevant?” also, pretty sure that’s illegal with freedom of religion and all that.

[@nathanjereb9944]

"Ya me and lucifer go waaaaaay back, we play smash bros once in a while"

[@wafflefries174]

I love trolling those people

[@HK8-Vicky16]

I love that they talked about the boar like, 'I don't know, have you seen a full grown wild boar?' And I responded irl, 'Uh, have _you_ seen a full grown wild kangaroo?!' I'm sure it's purely my cultural background vs theirs, I'm Australian so I literally see kangaroos all the time... They box each other! They can be around nine foot tall! They have claws on their big toes that could slice open a stomach! Their tails are as strong as tree branches! These things are freaking beasts! If you ever see a kangaroo of you're travelling in Australia, _keep your freaking distance!_ They are not friendly, and while they probably won't attack unprovoked, they do not like being approached! So uh...yeah...stay safe in the good ol down under, it's a freaking minefield out here 🙃

[@rayceeya8659]

I'm a male. I have been involved in the BDSM scene. I have been sexually assaulted. Never assaulted by someone in the BDSM scene. There are rules.

[@SingingSealRiana]

As a partially sexrepulsed aroAce, I feel Safe around the BDSM Community, cause there my No gets accepted without any room for discussion . . . .IT IS a courtesy Most "normal" people do Not extend to me!

[@gopher11]

imagine creating a bot that finds the people who say "i wont use pronouns" and then send a message to them that shows all the pronouns that they used in previous, current AND future posts... everyone who says that would hate the bot but it would teach them a lesson to be smart

[@AceWolf456]

If someone says “it’s a 50/50 if I’d beat a moose in hand to hand combat” is someone who couldn’t beat probably 90% of the things on their list. If my car got into hand to hand combat with a moose my car would lose 8/10 times and it would be a draw (both loose) the other 2.

[@quinnception631]

It's a 0/100 if I'd beat a moose in hand to hand combat. Those things are enormous

[@fierdrages6523]

The car could just run the moose over at high enough velocity

[@quinnception631]

@@fierdrages6523 moose are built wrong for getting hit by cars

[@aeden8008]

@@fierdrages6523 If a moose can derail a whole train, that cars going to be pancaked no matter how fast it goes.

[@fierdrages6523]

@@aeden8008 the moose will still get hurt, which is the goal isn't it

[@taylorkozak9730]

Just to clarify, the tweet at 12:20 was made by my friend who is an expert virologist, professor, and writes for a number of journalistic outlets (funny to see her here!)... she doesn't believe the thing about witches, haha, the woman who sued does. And Angie is very snarky in the best way.

[@Oyasumi05]

Such a welcome surprise to see CallMeKevin being featured, especially on a click video lmao, love their chaotic humor

[@elaexplorer]

One cult leader in the video of another cult leader

[@captainyulef5845]

Timestamp?

[@Oyasumi05]

@@captainyulef5845 37:24

[@MmeNova]

Faacts I didn't think I'd see such a religiously important person at the end.

[@HauntedMask97]

Oh my gosh it's been a hot minute since I watched CallMeKevin. He's such a cool guy!

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

"Australians are actors paid by NASA" I knew Ross O'Donovan couldnt be trusted. He trolled us all

[@alabastergiant]

I mean, how could anyone be as perfect as Steve Irwin?

[@justarandomcommenterdontmi4485]

"to have moral law you need a moral law giver" Well of course i know him he's me (that awkward moment a meme destroys someone's argument)

[@nathanjereb9944]

Some person: *makes the argument* You: *turns that argument into a meme* The person: *vaporizes*

[@gamesandglory1648]

slightly reminds me of "my body is a temple, but I am the god to whom it is devoted"

[@warfightvgaming1565]

@@gamesandglory1648 your comment reminds me of this: Your body is a temple, everyone can enter, my body is a club it has restricted access